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High-Stakes event announcement. Warning: High-Stakes

THE VENGEANCE OF THE ALL-DEVOURER IS IMMINENT!!!!!

Reblog if you’re interested in my space kaiju-themed rotomblr event involving giant worms, time travel, dimensional encounters, lingering powers of ancient gods, and at least one insane robot

The worst fear of the multiverse has been realized: Quantuvour, the All-Devourer, has been released from its prison of time and has resumed its feast on the multiverse. It has set its sights on the pokemon world and has begun to circle. The All-Devourer is too big for any earth weaponry to damage from the outside, and gives off energy preventing Deity-level Legendary Pokemon from getting close, and the dimensional deities who first sealed it no longer live. The only hope the world has is for bold adventurers to enter its body and kill it from the inside out, attacking at 2 major points: its heart and its brain.

Vengeance of the All-Devourer is an event on the lower end of high-stakes open to all of Rotomblr (and Gliscord (discord) if preferred) in 3 parts: First your muse will survive an attack from Quantuvour’s minions at a landmark from the region of your choice after Quantuvour appears in the sky, shooting its spines around the landmark. The part will culminate in the landmark being lifted into Quantuvour’s stomach, where your muse (along with all the other muses) will make their way to Gear Station within the stomach, and begin part 2. 

Part 2 is a collaborative fight against Quantuvour’s Heart and an insane robot named Omega, ending with Quantuvour preventing a chain reaction from Omega’s exploding core from destroying it by consciously funneling the energy away into its attacks on the Earth, needing you to run to its brain. 

The final part will be an attack on Quantuvour’s Brain as it begins the final stage of its planet eating process. Its spines cause the planet to shrink and it positions itself to swallow the planet whole. After the success of the attack on Quantuvour’s brain, the chain reaction started in Part 2 will destroy Quantuvour, its front half plummeting to Earth to form a new continent and its bottom half forming a planetary ring system around the Earth. All landmarks will be returned to their original conditions and positions, except for Gear Station and Blueberry Academy, which are lost in the dimensions somewhere (finding them will be a future plot point)  

If you have multiple characters, feel free to sign them all up! They’ll each get an encounter! If you have multiple blogs, same story! All types of PkmnRP blogs are welcome here, be they faller, hybrid, eeby, self-insert, and/or all or none of the above! Everyone is welcome to participate! So what are you waiting for? If you want to participate, reblog this post! Also the tag for this event will be #vengeance of the all devourer

If you have any questions the mod will be more than happy to answer them! 

[i-am-3mm3t]

//ooc: old IP thread I did with @still-capricious, @the-poke-virus and @i-am-3mm3t

Shortly after Top Man's escapade with the Nymble, he returns home, knocking on Virus's door. she opens with a big grin on her face.

hi Toppy ･:*+.(( °ω° ))/.:+ welcome home ( ^ω^ ) how was the terrorism?

Groovy to the max! Say Virus, ya ready for that important mission I mentioned? (the others can catch up dw)

the train heist

she looks worried for a second, before perking up again

Yes! ((o(^∇^)o))

Then let's cruise!

but on their way out, at the teleporter, they notice a different person has joined their band

WhAtChA dOiN AH! ("°O°)

Letting Virus finally drive the train of her dreams. Wanna come?

LeZ dO iT okay ദ്ദി ( ᵔ ᗜ ᵔ )

turns out, to Virus's surprise, the Unova Door leads to an infrequently used train platform - that leads right to Gear Station (on one end of the corridor it opens into)! That was easy!

ahh, the memories. just yesterday I was piloting Viper's body to rummage through these tunnels for my sister's shards for my grand [UNALIVE] scheme Oh YeAh WoNdErLaNd. ThAt WaS fUn. We StOlE a TrEaSuRe ChEsT fRoM a ClOcK, aNd ThEn

Top Man cues at Gamzee for him to shut it

Oh... SoRrY

ANYWAY, once we hit the end of that tunnel we should have a clear view of all the trains. "Redips"'s briefing said to "let [the digital girl-thing] pick it out" so that's what we're doin

Virus gets excited and runs ahead. Top Man's wheels are good for keeping pace with excited Virus's. The Homesuck man is surprisingly fast. Somehow, instead of being met with an empty trainyard, they are met with a trainyard with One 👆 Subway Boss inside it. Both sets of arms are folded neatly behind a white coat, and the usual smile is there, sharp and shadowed. With the lights this dim, only one eye visible, sparking with Electricity, and it is fixed directly on Virus. She pauses in fear, absolutely paralyzed

"You are still banned from Gear Station."

Can it jive turkey! Virus grab your fave! Gamzee cover us!

o7

Virus is too paralyzed with fear. Emmet's eye narrows, and one hand lifts to flick the brim of the white hat upwards. The smile stays, and for a split second, the Subway Boss almost seems to be glowing, light reflecting harshly off the white coat and red stripes. As it fades, the entire trio feels something - a LOT of somethings - crawling up their bodies and draining the electricity all of them hold. A Joltik hoard does not come without training, and breaking the rules does not come without consequences. A Top Spin gets these off of Top Man easily. They take longer to remove from the troll. Well that's one way to get nocked back into reality. Virus eats a Joltik that comes close to her mouth. Top Man grabs Virus and puts her on his head.

Just think about your favorite train and send it to me I'll get us there!

w-we can't [FOLLOW THE RULES] [EVERYBODY SMILE] [STAY BEHIND THE LINE]

AY! Can't stop the Top, remember? And you... SCRAMBLE THUNDER! RE-ENERGIZE!

Top Man's color shifts, and he shoots lightning everywhere, trying to panic the joltik with an over-feeding

[CAN'T STOP THE TOP]...

she focuses, and points out one of the trains

that one

10-4!

back to Top Spin, he spins toward it

Dodge bullets when I'm spinning!

...new plans are just beginning...

The thunder hits! Quite a few of the Joltik break off and skitter away, forgetting any commands that were issued, but Emmet himself... continues not moving. At least until Virus points at a train, and then he calmly walks over to it. If Top gets too close before he reaches, well-

Discharge.

A mere snap of the fingers overloads Top Man with too much electricity to handle. The discharge hits Virus as well, thanks to the piggyback ride she's currently receiving.

Scrap, I really don't want to have to bring that out, but

Without warning Gamzee opens the doors and throws them all inside. It's like this trolls made of rubber or something. It seems like this finally gets Emmet to show any front other than calm security guard, because all four arms fling out to cling to the train against the sudden movement before she finds herself restrained by Homestuck.

Ya HaVe A mOmEnT tO tAlK aBoUt MiRaClEs?

Ok you're up

w-what?

Get this hunk o junk movin girl!

a-alright

Don't you dare

As Virus heads to the control room of the train Emmet nearly growls, smile twitching into something less, something violent. He doesn't need to move, because lightning starts pealing off of him and striking nearly everything in the room. The train itself is charged and barely able to be touched. There's so much, it's blinding. Virus falls to her knees, stopped in her tracks. Gamzee turns Emmet away as Top dips into his Sub-Tank to heal Virus

This should do. I got more where that came from

t-thank you

Very suddenly, Gamzee is slammed directly in the diaphragm by an elbow that really shouldn't prickle that much. Damn Joltik fuzz. You know when you fall and can't breathe for a few moments because you got hit in the gut? That's what happens when you get hit in the diaphragm. Emmet escapes easy and dashes for Virus, arms out to grab her and throw her right out of the station.

Get drivin. I'll see if I can find that Reverse Thunder FM- NOPE!

Emmet gets a face full of wheel, and then a Chill Spike barrier goes up. Virus makes it to the control room unharmed, her eyes light up as she finally sees all those switches and buttons in person. In this moment, nothing matters. It doesn't matter who Emmet is or their past together, fuck Emmet for all Virus cares. This is the moment she was created for. Top Man also enters, and blocks the door with his heavy metal body. She turns back to TopMan giving the biggest fanged grin of her life.

ready （╹◡╹）

Gogogogogo

Emmet somehow lands on his feet, and goes to tackle Top Man, firing off another bout of lightning. It seems to be getting weaker, but the fact that he's trying his damndest to tear into the robot with his bare hands overrides that a little.

LEAVE. GET OUT. THAT IS NOT YOURS.

Gamzee is back up, barely

ThAt WaSn'T vErY mIrAcLeS oF yOu

Virus fires a Gemini Laser directly at Emmet's face, her eyes have gone pitch black

YOUR ENEMY IS ME, LEAVE HIM ALONE

She fires up the train. We are now in motion people. Emmet's smacked head-on and knocked away just as the train starts moving.

[FULL STEAM AHEAD]!!! [ALL ABOOOOAAARD]!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! YEAH BABY!

HoOoOoOoNk

THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!

Emmet scrambles back up to his feet and starts booking it, despite knowing full well that he can't catch up to a train, because it's a TRAIN. He still doesn't want Virus to win. She puts the petal to the metal and drives faster. Gamzee's still grabbing Emmet when his eyes grow wide and he stiffens, and suddenly turns and runs away full sprint still holding Emmet, only putting her down when they're back at the main Station and then running off down an infrequently used tunnel. Emmet fucking SCREECHES as he's dragged away, completely helpless to stop the theft from his own station. If he had any sort of chance before, it's gone now, but he does make sure to through an extra-strong Discharge at Gamzee as the juggalo flees. Suddenly, a voice in her head.

Let them go, Emily

He freezes for a minute, just a minute, but it's more than enough. Gamzee is gone, Virus is gone, his train is gone... That's it.

They don't know it yet, but they have an important task to do with that train. Thank you for letting it go. Now a great multitude of people on my world can have hope. Again, thank you, Emily. You have done my world a great service

She scowls, but stays where she is. She has to figure out where she is, actually, and then get back to the main office, and file the goddamn paperwork that comes with this, and get pictures of those three so they can go on her Banned From Gear Station board- there's a lot to do.

It's made just a little better by the name that isn't hers, yet.

Luckily it looks like she's right by the main entrance. Easy enough. Now to figure out all that other nonsense... and this new voice in her head (thank goodness this one seems more orderly than other voices, and not permanent)

…is everything ok?

She sighs, and starts walking off to where she needs to be. The air of discontent that she radiates, despite the smile once again stuck on her face, is enough for people to clear a path. The office door just barely doesn't slam as she closes it.

Quiet

...as you wish. The others are nearing position anyways

the voice fades. Em hums. There's not much else to say about the boring job that ensues.

[i-am-3mm3t]

For legal reasons, I cannot say what happened or what is on my mind, except I have a lot of fucking paperwork to do.

[i-am-3mm3t]

WHY ARE THERE PEOPLE IN THAT PART OF MY STATION.

[i-am-3mm3t]

Something just happened.

[i-am-3mm3t]

Favourite thing about the battle subway so far is a poster near the entrance that has a list of all the pokemon banned from the battle subway. Which includes the likes of Kyogre and Arceus

*snaps fingers* aw man. they don't let you bring God onto the battle subway anymore. Because of woke.

[i-am-3mm3t]

@the-poke-virus

Peliper Mail: the other half of that birthday cake

Happy [PART 2] Birthday ･:*+.\(( °ω° ))/.:+

THANK YOU! HAPPY PART 2 BIRTHDAY TO ME!

[i-am-3mm3t]

@the-poke-virus

Peliper Mail: half a birthday cake

･:*+.\(( °ω° ))/.:+

HOORAY! I WILL EAT THIS FAST!

Share with the Joltik you took.

I DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT.

:/

:>

[i-am-3mm3t]

IT IS MY BIRTHDAY TODAY! KIND OF! TECHNICALLY!

How is it only kind of your birthday?

THAT IS A QUESTION FOR THE NEGATIVE CALENDAR.

What is the negative calendar??

[i-am-3mm3t]

[He realizes she's falling asleep on his couch and goes to grab a blanket from the folded pile right next to it. It's a little weird to tuck his own employee in, but he tosses the blanket over her and lets it settle before going to refill that bowl of water, just in case.]

[... What the fuck is he gonna say to Ingo in the morning?]

closed rp starter with @i-am-3mm3t

[it was late, night was starting to fall over Unova. The unsuspecting Subway boss Emmet heard a nock on their door, strange, they weren't expecting anyone?]

[i-am-3mm3t]

[He speedwalks back into the kitchen and comes back with a bowl. Lemon tries to stick her head in. He holds it away from her. Eventually he does manage to transfer the water over, even with a big silly spider crawling up his body.]

closed rp starter with @i-am-3mm3t

[it was late, night was starting to fall over Unova. The unsuspecting Subway boss Emmet heard a nock on their door, strange, they weren't expecting anyone?]

[i-am-3mm3t]

[Emmet manages to refrain from laughing and just sets the water down on the coffee table.]

Do- Would a bowl help-?

closed rp starter with @i-am-3mm3t

[it was late, night was starting to fall over Unova. The unsuspecting Subway boss Emmet heard a nock on their door, strange, they weren't expecting anyone?]

[i-am-3mm3t]

[Her expression softens, only a little.]

Is this the same as-? Nevermind. Don't cause any trouble. These nights are hard enough as it is.

[Emmet walks back in, holding a colorful plastic cup. It's quite large, and filled with water. He offers it to Viper, apparently not realizing she has massive claw hands now.]

closed rp starter with @i-am-3mm3t

[it was late, night was starting to fall over Unova. The unsuspecting Subway boss Emmet heard a nock on their door, strange, they weren't expecting anyone?]

[i-am-3mm3t]

[She squints harder, and starts tapping Viper with her pedipalps.]

What exactly is your plan, here? Hurting my baby won't work.

closed rp starter with @i-am-3mm3t

[it was late, night was starting to fall over Unova. The unsuspecting Subway boss Emmet heard a nock on their door, strange, they weren't expecting anyone?]

[i-am-3mm3t]

[Emmet manages another smile and quietly directs Lemon to make sure Viper is okay. He exits to the kitchen to grab a cup of water.]

[Lemon scuttles over to Viper's side and squints up at her, not entirely sure that this massive were-mon won't try to kill or break something.]

closed rp starter with @i-am-3mm3t

[it was late, night was starting to fall over Unova. The unsuspecting Subway boss Emmet heard a nock on their door, strange, they weren't expecting anyone?]

[i-am-3mm3t]

[Emmet carefully shakes off Lemon and approaches some more, still cautious.]

D... Do you still want the painkillers...?

[He cringes a little bit at himself. Arc above man, your social skills are awful.]

Maybe some water-?

closed rp starter with @i-am-3mm3t

[it was late, night was starting to fall over Unova. The unsuspecting Subway boss Emmet heard a nock on their door, strange, they weren't expecting anyone?]

[i-am-3mm3t]

[He stops talking to himself, and, after a moment, starts creeping forward as slowly as he can manage. Lemon tries to hold him back.]

Viper...? What in Zekrom's name was that?

[His voice is quiet, like he can barely make it work.]

closed rp starter with @i-am-3mm3t

[it was late, night was starting to fall over Unova. The unsuspecting Subway boss Emmet heard a nock on their door, strange, they weren't expecting anyone?]