i-am-3mm3t

[i-am-3mm3t]

WHY ARE THERE PEOPLE IN THAT PART OF MY STATION.

[i-am-3mm3t]

Something just happened.

[i-am-3mm3t]

Favourite thing about the battle subway so far is a poster near the entrance that has a list of all the pokemon banned from the battle subway. Which includes the likes of Kyogre and Arceus

*snaps fingers* aw man. they don't let you bring God onto the battle subway anymore. Because of woke.

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@the-poke-virus

Peliper Mail: the other half of that birthday cake

Happy [PART 2] Birthday ･:*+.\(( °ω° ))/.:+

THANK YOU! HAPPY PART 2 BIRTHDAY TO ME!

[i-am-3mm3t]

@the-poke-virus

Peliper Mail: half a birthday cake

･:*+.\(( °ω° ))/.:+

HOORAY! I WILL EAT THIS FAST!

Share with the Joltik you took.

I DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT.

:/

:>

[i-am-3mm3t]

IT IS MY BIRTHDAY TODAY! KIND OF! TECHNICALLY!

How is it only kind of your birthday?

THAT IS A QUESTION FOR THE NEGATIVE CALENDAR.

What is the negative calendar??

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[He realizes she's falling asleep on his couch and goes to grab a blanket from the folded pile right next to it. It's a little weird to tuck his own employee in, but he tosses the blanket over her and lets it settle before going to refill that bowl of water, just in case.]

[... What the fuck is he gonna say to Ingo in the morning?]

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[it was late, night was starting to fall over Unova. The unsuspecting Subway boss Emmet heard a nock on their door, strange, they weren't expecting anyone?]

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[He speedwalks back into the kitchen and comes back with a bowl. Lemon tries to stick her head in. He holds it away from her. Eventually he does manage to transfer the water over, even with a big silly spider crawling up his body.]

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[it was late, night was starting to fall over Unova. The unsuspecting Subway boss Emmet heard a nock on their door, strange, they weren't expecting anyone?]

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[Emmet manages to refrain from laughing and just sets the water down on the coffee table.]

Do- Would a bowl help-?

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[it was late, night was starting to fall over Unova. The unsuspecting Subway boss Emmet heard a nock on their door, strange, they weren't expecting anyone?]

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[Her expression softens, only a little.]

Is this the same as-? Nevermind. Don't cause any trouble. These nights are hard enough as it is.

[Emmet walks back in, holding a colorful plastic cup. It's quite large, and filled with water. He offers it to Viper, apparently not realizing she has massive claw hands now.]

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[it was late, night was starting to fall over Unova. The unsuspecting Subway boss Emmet heard a nock on their door, strange, they weren't expecting anyone?]

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[She squints harder, and starts tapping Viper with her pedipalps.]

What exactly is your plan, here? Hurting my baby won't work.

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[it was late, night was starting to fall over Unova. The unsuspecting Subway boss Emmet heard a nock on their door, strange, they weren't expecting anyone?]

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[Emmet manages another smile and quietly directs Lemon to make sure Viper is okay. He exits to the kitchen to grab a cup of water.]

[Lemon scuttles over to Viper's side and squints up at her, not entirely sure that this massive were-mon won't try to kill or break something.]

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[it was late, night was starting to fall over Unova. The unsuspecting Subway boss Emmet heard a nock on their door, strange, they weren't expecting anyone?]

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[Emmet carefully shakes off Lemon and approaches some more, still cautious.]

D... Do you still want the painkillers...?

[He cringes a little bit at himself. Arc above man, your social skills are awful.]

Maybe some water-?

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[it was late, night was starting to fall over Unova. The unsuspecting Subway boss Emmet heard a nock on their door, strange, they weren't expecting anyone?]

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[He stops talking to himself, and, after a moment, starts creeping forward as slowly as he can manage. Lemon tries to hold him back.]

Viper...? What in Zekrom's name was that?

[His voice is quiet, like he can barely make it work.]

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[it was late, night was starting to fall over Unova. The unsuspecting Subway boss Emmet heard a nock on their door, strange, they weren't expecting anyone?]

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[He flinches back, unsure of what to do because what the hell is this?? Almost on instinct, he pulls a Pokeball out of some pocket and hits the button. Lemon, his Galvantula, comes out and raises her little pedipalps in an attempted threat display that does not work, because Viper is huge and everyone in the room is scared.]

[Emmet starts muttering under his breath, stats and types and strategies, Earthquake isn't safe to use in the house, but his hands are shaking and his smile is gone. Is this Viper anymore?]

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[it was late, night was starting to fall over Unova. The unsuspecting Subway boss Emmet heard a nock on their door, strange, they weren't expecting anyone?]

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[Emmet's smile flattens into a repressed grimace.]

I'll go get some painkillers. You can put your words together.

[He proceeds to leave, rather slowly just in case she wants to say anything else.]

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[it was late, night was starting to fall over Unova. The unsuspecting Subway boss Emmet heard a nock on their door, strange, they weren't expecting anyone?]

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[He steps aside to let her in and closes the door after her.]

Is it a person problem or a body problem? Do you need a heat pack? Or a Galvantula?

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[it was late, night was starting to fall over Unova. The unsuspecting Subway boss Emmet heard a nock on their door, strange, they weren't expecting anyone?]