#she shouldn’t be a parent

[gently-decaying-flowers]

i shouldn’t be allowed to live here

this is literally traumatizing

this is actual fucking trauma this is actively destroying me

[lazylittledragon]

you know what fuck it we’re doing dadstarion

[trashogram]

Fluff: You hear Lucifer purring in the middle of the night and you open your eyes, smiling, only to realize it’s not him. ***

“Lucifer?” You reached over and gently shook his shoulders. “Luci, honey. Wake up.”

The Devil’s eyes snapped open — he’d never been a deep sleeper — but thankfully he met your gaze before the confusion could set him off into a vocal frenzy.

“Huh?” He grunted sleepily, blinking the glaze from his eyes. “Wha-what’s wrong?”

You shake your head, finger to your lips as you nod to the baby between the two of you. Lucifer’s gaze followed, and his expression shifted from forlorn sleepiness to joy in but a millisecond.

Charlie continued to sleep, none the wiser to her parents’ delight as they listened to her kittenish purrs for the very first time.

[theamazingannie]

Saw someone compare password sharing to buying a clothing item and expecting everyone in their family to get the same item for free and it’s like…no. It’s like me buying a shirt and letting my sister wear the shirt when I’m not wearing it. And then being told that I am not allowed to let my sister wear the shirt anymore because she doesn’t live with me. But continue making dumb arguments on the internet, bootlicker

[berternies]

so obsessed with the fact that every single person at this wedding was up to something absolutely unhinged. like we started off with aniq planning to propose at someone else’s wedding and i was like well that doesn’t seem like a good idea. and then it turns out that was actually easily the least insane plan that anyone had.

[ronniesart]

being a cass fan is 100% believing that the cass story in Detective Comics #1084 is setting up for a cass solo (please DC)

[coochiequeens]

For Women’s History Month I present a new shero.

TikTok creator Shumirun Nessa, who goes by the username “The Real Overload Comedy,” has gone viral for her videos blasting trans activist Jeffrey Marsh.

Nessa posted a video to her TikTok on Feb. 24 captioned, “TO ALL PARENTS AND GUARDIANS PLEASE BE CAREFUL AND KEEP YOUR MUNCHKINS SAFE!” In it, she responded to activist Jeffrey Marsh, saying people should “stop telling trans people [they] are inspirational.”

“Stop telling kids to go on your Patreon and chat to you privately without their parents knowing!” Nessa responded in the video.

Nessa was referencing one of Marsh’s viral videos. He is a self-described non-binary content creator who markets his content to children, in which he tells viewers to contact him “in a way that has more privacy so that we can talk to each other in a way that is more open, and stuff that we wouldn’t share in the comments of a video like this.” (RELATED: ‘That Would Technically Be Homosexual’: Podcast Panel Implodes When Guest Says He Wouldn’t Have Sex With A Trans Woman)

Marsh has also gone after parents whom he considers “toxic gatekeepers for their child.”

“Meaning, the parent decides who’s good, who’s bad, who we like, who’s one of us, who’s not one of us, who we hate,” Marsh said.

In a more recent video posted Monday, Nessa responded to attacks from other TikTokers who claimed she was being transphobic for criticizing Marsh.

“I made this video NOT because they are trans, I would have created the same video for anyone who is trying to harm kids! PERIOD!” she said in the video’s caption.

“These people have also said they are not talking to the kids. So I did a little big of digging,” Nessa said, displaying a compilation of Marsh addressing his videos to kids.

Nessa waded into the pronoun debate earlier in a video posted Feb. 15, responding to a video of conservative commentator Ben Shapiro reacting to a video of a woman saying she had “pronouns e/em/eir/eirs or xe/xem/xyr/xyrs.”

“I’m trying to do the pronoun thing, I’m having a tough time,” Shapiro says in the video after trying to pronounce the woman’s pronouns. Nessa ended the video by laughing at Shapiro’s jokes.

If a Muslim woman criticized anyone else the woke lefties would deem any backlash against her “Islamophobic.” But a Muslim women criticizing an adult man who wants to chat with kids privately and without their parents knowledge is deemed transphobic. It’s like woke lefties know which way to twist things so the white men, even one in unflattering makeup, come out coddled. Yet those same white men are victims.

[fakesorbet]

thinking So hard about the fact that fabian’s little sibling + figs step sibling is going to be immortal and get to have the rest of their whole life to have a mom who isn’t drinking everyday . they’re going to know who their real parents are while fig had to find that knowledge through her own volitions . im thinking so hard about abnormal things

[aeolianblues]

it is literally not about legality, if you’re in your late 30s literally what are you hitting up 21 y/os for. Don’t you have investments to make.

[trees-to-meet-you]

Btw I’m actually a little behind on the pjo series so I’m only on like. Episode 5. But I’m getting to the end of it and I just wanna say I love Annabeth so much I love her and I love Leah Sava Jeffries they’re both incredible

[wall-maria-around-ba-sing-se]

You ever feel bad about pointing out a bad detail in a really bad scenario because it feels like you’re not prioritizing appropriately?

For example my aunt has been the primary caretaker of my grandparents for a few years now but it’s staring to take a toll on her health because she’s not exactly as young as she used to be and she’s literally getting sick from stressing over them 24/7 such that she had to go to the hospital last week

Among the many many unfortunate parts of this scenario, a detail that I always cock my head at is when my mom or one of my uncles adds “and her husband has lost weight from not eating home cooked food as well and he’s running out of pants because he can’t do laundry :(” to the list of knock on effects of my aunt not being able to rest or come home dude to being a 24/7 caretaker and I have to keep biting my tongue from interrupting their legitimate worries by telling them about how little of a shit we should give about that, like what the fuck dude you’re an adult man take some responsibility cook some eggs do your laundry

[katebeckets]

lol just had a parent call to tell me I’m not doing my job

[helpingfriendlybook]

thinking about how my mom has said the exact sentence “if you want to make money in a library you have to go for a master’s degree” upwards of 50 times + pressured me to get a fulbright and shamed me when i realized it wasn’t for me + told me to apply to an extremely selective mfa program in texas with 2 weeks notice + wants me to go to grad school in ireland + told me to look into mlis programs in boston. in her eyes i’m “too smart not to go for more school” and when my brother asked her if i wanted to go back, she said “well i think [they] should.”

[exuberantoctopus]

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[each-uisge-enthusiast]

more horrible women in media who do not have tragic backstories pertaining to gendered violence please <3

[asterixafterthis]

sometimes I forget how comfy being goth is. Like yeah. It’s nice.