#she looking noice real noice

[loverofthewindgod]

Soooo... I've been SUPER productive being unproductive for like the last decade which is my own fault. (Laziness, depression, not in the mood, etc.)

Sketched my beautiful princess to get back in the groove and I wanted to share it with y'all! ^_^

[loverofthewindgod]

This was a really great picrew! Dia looks absolutely BEAUTIFUL!! Here's a Gothic Sienna for y'all! Fell HARD for these two designs so I had to post them both!

Tagging: @ninibear3000, @vivilovespink, @scentedcandleibex, @huepazu, @roofgeese, @theelderhazelnut, and anyone else Interested! ^_^

I find this gothic meiker! I made Aliyaa and Scylla, I must say, I love the results~ 🥰🥰😍❤️🖤

@saito-mitsuko @lorabeyc @melissalix @lisadelise @lianecamoufle @monapome @mollyb9 @kyd35 @noelle9 @florafoom @alexapenz

[slitherred]

I am CONVINCED Eskel is a type of person who will say shit like, "I think I'm ready to adopt a kid," and then visit the nearest goat farm.

[timmydraker]

Everyone in the Bat Clan has been noticing something over the years, specially about Tim.

Every so often he will go to do something with his hands or even his entire body, such as swaying or shaking his hands, but always stops himself.

There’s almost this look of annoyance on his face that just barely hides discomfort, but he brushes it off quickly.

Bruce noticed and, thinking about Robin more than anything, offered some kind of fidgeting device to help him stay on task, only for Tim to snap at him for the first time. It was his usual snark or commenting on Bruce’s well being, but a real moment of lashing out.

He decided then not to bother Tim about his clear want to move around it play with something even if it’s just his hands, mainly because he was doing his job well.

Yet, as he starts to really try and be a good parent to his kids and realises that Tim is one of the places he messed up most by basically using him to cope with grief, he decides to ask the rest of the family what they think.

Dick says it could be ADHD and he needs movements, with Barbara backing it up with a few websites in agreement.

Damian says he should mediate and Cass so what agrees but says it probably won’t help someone like Tim that much.

Duke and Steph make up a somewhat chaotic plan of coercing him into telling them what he needs, out of love and somewhat aggressive care.

It’s Jason who just scoffs and says, “It’s stimming, you idiots. He has like, super messed up standards cause of his parents, right? They probably didn’t allow it but he’s got that like, autastic thing.”

Only Jason Todd could say something so smart followed by completely idiocy.

But he is right, very much so. It might also explain why sometimes he seemingly couldn’t handle touch but when he panicked he need to be squeezed as tightly as possible.

Naturally, with a family of emotionally repressed vigilantes, they decide to subtly let him know it’s okay.

Dick is the worst with it, speaking far too loudly about how Autism is okay and how he wants to learn to support autistic kids, while Bruce thinks nodding along to this helps.

Damian just stares at Tim for five minutes before bailing and running away.

When a month passes and Tim seem more like he’s even more ashamed than anything my, Cass smashes her hand on the table at dinner and drags him out of the room to talk to him.

Tim is forced to sit and listen to his sister, who may or may not be his favourite sibling, talk about how he’s not damaged or wrong for needing to stim and move his body. She calls him out on how he is being a hypocrite, for accepting people like Bart and Barbara and and her for their disabilities whether ADHD or something physical but not himself.

Tim wouldn’t have been moved by this if it was anyone else, but never in all the time he’s known her has he heard Cass say so many words in one go nor can see her cry so much. She’s loud when she cries, making up for her silence, but it’s only something any of them have seen twice and that was Bruce and Steph.

He doesn’t just magically accept that he’s neurodivergent, nor does he ever want a title as to what is different about him, but the difference is still noticeable.

A week later him and Dick are watching an episode of their show and something Tim adores, a comic series, is referenced. Instead of what he usually does, that being sitting there as still as he can, he bats his hands around a for a few seconds before pausing and waiting for Dicks reaction.

When Dick beams at him brighter than a sun he continues, smacking the couch and even Dicks arm in his excitement.

A few days later he makes a high pitched noice just to get to an itch in his throat and doesn’t realise that Jason is there, yet when the other responds with the same noice, given a bit deeper, Tim smile. Bruce walks in on them making strange noises at each other in a sort of echo.

It’s months later when it’s his birthday and his family has come together to buy him a new, stupidly expensive camera only to reveal they also added a red light room in the manner for him to print them that they really see how much safer he feels.

He flaps his hands aggressively and jumps in place, rumbling out words that don’t all much and thanking them over and over.

He squeals happily but only has a moment where he looks shamed before Bruce holds out a flat palm for him to smack excitedly.

Later, when he gets overwhelmed and crashes a little, Duke lies on top of him to give him pressure only for Steph to sit on him.

[tookthe-405]

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loser!ellie x bsf!reader

a.n : soo this is the Prologue to my first series and it’s hopefully gonna turn out to be a slowburn with a lot of pining, but also a roadtrip !!!

summary: Ellie and readers first time meeting!!! Fluffy and comfort

Warning : traumatic event, a person faints, mentions of hospital, reader is being bullied in some way? and i think thats it but if i forgot something tell meee

June (8 years ago)

(reader is 9 and Ellie is 10)

readers pov :

You can`t even see the street in front of you, with those tears in your eyes.

Step by step you try to whipe them away but they keep coming back so everything is blurry.

It started pretty simple. The other kids didnt let you play volleyball with them, which didn`t suprise you. They haven´t spoken to you in so long, not even when you tried to talk to them at school break.

A few Months ago your parents had their 20 years Anniversary and their plan was it to celebrate that big. They invited the whole Neighbourhood to your house, they cooked amazing dinner an had their weird music on. Everything was generally fine. Your grandma wanted to pick you up 2 hours later at 6 p.m, so that you you still have some quality time with your parents.

You haven`t seen your parents this happy and excited for something in ages, your whole body relaxed seeing them this careless.

You still remember the view you, sitting on a kitching chair while your father made some milshakes for the guests, when you suddendly heard your mother scream. Hearing this noice from someone you love this much is one of the wost things youve ever expierenced. But not as bad as seeing your big brother unconcious in your mothers arms on the floor. Then everyone and everything moved fast. It felt like your soul left your body for a moment. You weren`t able to move or talk, let alone think. You stood there staring at him till your uncle pulled you aside and drove you in shock to your grandmas.

For a few hours you only cried into your grandmas arms not sure what had happened. She seemed to know but she defentily didnt tell you, she only held you tight and whispered that everyting will be either fine, okay or good. You didn`t believe shit. If no one can even tell you what was wrong with your brother, then it had to be something serious.

Hours later you prarents finally called, saying that they`ll stay at the hospital for the night with your brother. Being left behind and not knowing what was going on exacly kept you up the night, jumping out of your sleep and running to your grandmothers bed with tears in your eyes.

The next day your brother was standing in the door, looking like a ghost. Pale, without much emotions in his face and for a second you actually thought he wasn`t real.

He didn`t talk to you at all, the whole time staring straight ahead at nothing. Your father took the both of you to the car, while your mother talked with you grandma, and told you that your not allowed to tell anyone what happened. That confused you even more, because what had happened? You asked that the whole ride home but everyone kept being quiet, even your brother who sat next to you would just stare out the window in silent.

Turns out the kids in school still heard about it from someone and now everyone is either ignoring or whispering about you. Mia, a girl from your class who you considered a friend, told you that she wasn`t allowed to talk to you anymore. She didnt know why, just that her parents had told her that.

You exepted to be left out after a few weeks, but this time it just seemed harder to ignore. Your whole class was on a beach trip today, even the teachers agreed to it and after a while you realised that there was nothing and no one there for you.

When you felt the tears running down your cheeks you just left, because if anyone would see you crying then they woudn`t ever talk to you again for sure.

You`re sure that no one saw you leave, or even the teacher didn`t care about you as much anymore.

The warm summer air is blowing your hair back a bit and you could hear the gentle waves of the ocean. Your head turns around and now your in a little neighberhood but still close enough to see the sea, so for sure not that lost.

"hey you!"

You wince and your head spins for a bit, trying to find out where the voice came from, now staring at a girl?

she has very short auburn hair, cut in a bowl form, and is around your age. Her green eyes are peer right into your soul and she is just sitting in front of a house on the grass, with a comic in her hands.

Of all the things that you notice about this girl, her lightning McQueen crocs were the first.

You frowned, but she just kept gawking at you like it was the most normal thing in the world. Any other girl wouldn't have allowed herself to do something like that, or at least it would be embarrassing for her, but not this girl. Boys can do whatever they want, it will be avenged with something.

“He’s just so silly”

“He’s a boy of course he would do something like that”

“It’s okay it’s not his fault, boys are like that”

Girls don't. We're always not doing something right.

“How embarrassing, god be more mature”

“Now she’s trying to be funny”

“All the hormones must be the reason your this way, right?”

For a few moments the both of you are just staring at each other, you with an uncertain look on your face and she studying you.

"did joshua sent you?" she asks with an suspicious expression.

"Who`s joshua?"

"a dick" the girl answers, focusing on her comic again.

A giggle left your lips and she looked up at you again, grinnig slightly.

"he`s a guy from my school who said i stole his pencil. Since then he just keeps ringing on my door and running away. Its annoying and now im just sitting here waitig for this coward to show up"

you`ve never seen her before, so you are probably not even at the same school but something makes you stay anyway. Theres no reason to ask her anything else, you dont know the guy she looks for and you dont even know each other. But shes the first person in long time who atually speaks to you normally.

"did you stole it?"

"yeah"

Your eyes meet and a smug look appears on her face again.

"so why are you crying?" she lets her comic down beside her on the grass.

"oh wow! your`re only realising it now?" maybe you don’t look that bad and can go back in a while, lets face it you have no where to go.

"nah but i wanted to make sure you’re not one of joshuas little sister or something first"

Your hopefull smile dies.

"how old is he? I’m sure I’m his age"

" hes 9"

"see, me too"

her brows go up in sarcastic shock.

"could’ve sworn you were 7"

"huh?!" you gasps irritated

"kidding. so why are you crying?" the girl asks again.

you don’t know how to answer that and you were too embaressed to even think about it.

"I really wanted to play volleyball" you kind of lie.

she nods, understanding apperantly, even tho you don’t know one person who would actually cry because of not being able to play volleyball.

"we can fix that" she gets up quicker than you can react to her decision.

"what do you mean" you grab the end of your shirt nervouse and shy of this fast, new situation. you’ve just met each other?

" i have a volleyball in the garage and the beach is down the street? we can play a bit if you want to" her cheeks turn pink and you smile happy. She sounded genually interested in spending time with you, you can hear her own nervousness in the way her voice breaks at the end.

"yeah that would be... pretty nice. Um whats your name?"

You follow her to The garage, she walked way more confident than you ever did and she was a bit taller too.

"Ellie, yours?”

a.n: gonna start writing chapter 1 and it’ll hopefully be out in a week btw my inner feminist was showing up there for a sec idk if 9 year olds relate to that sorry (idc)

Anyways hope you guys liked it and there will be smut in the future sooo mdni!!

would be sweet if you rebloggg (🙏)

[tisaolin]

How would Kung Lao, Liu Kang, Skarlet, Mileena, and Jade be with a Na'vi/Avatar s/o?

🥸noice request 👌🏾(Had to rewrite the whole thing because it deleted everything😖)

KUNG LAO

Now, Kung Lao is pretty tall but YOU!! He’s damn near a ant next to a giant!

He’s actually happy that you’re taller because he uses you as like a threat

“I’ll get my s/o to crush you” “I fight for a living im not scared of them”

He HATES when anyone makes any form of negative comments about you.

“Their skin is so weird” “I know and their so tall its a mystery how they managed to date Kung Lao” “They probably blackmailed him or threatened him”

It was at that moment Kung Lao turned evil and put his hands on a civilian. Blood was everywhere :).

He also loves when you scold him in your language.

Liu Kang

Bookie wookie is shy 😞 everytime you stand next to him he turn RED!

He also LOVES when you tease him by leaning down to look directly at him.

Liu Kang being the Chosen one and all, means he has ENEMIES!! But thats where you come in because lets be real, when it comes to people/things Avatars love, they show NO MERCY!

He is fascinated with your skin and features. He finds it unique and thats what makes you so special to him.

He goes out of his way to learn your language and when he repeats some phrases you can’t help but laugh because its so butchered but A for effort.

He finds the mountain banshee’s (Ikran) super cool! The process of trying to tame one he is not with but once its tamed they’re inseparable.

He is a bit scared of the fact that your nevous system dangles around like hair.

Mileena

Before you became her s/o she was 100% mad that you existed.

“So yall can accept THEM but not me” yea she was not about that.

When you became her s/o she would still tease you but appreciated your company.

When you speak your native Language she just stares at you like this .

“You’re extremely long. And you look like you wouldn’t taste good” “WHAT😧” “YOU’RE BLUE”

Yea get ready for her to say the most random things at the most random times.

She’s also curious. She asks questions about your lifestyle and proceeds to say “not like I care or anything” 💀

Lowkey jealous of your weapons lmaoa

Skarlet

Doesn’t know how you two started dating but she isn’t complaining.

Skarlets pretty short so goodness she looks so tiny compared to you.

Randomly stabs you just to see if your blood is blue 😭

She loves playing with your tail, she says its fun 🤷🏾‍♀️

Completely forgets you only have 4 fingers so she kinda sorta dislikes holding your hand.

She HAS to taste your blood, she’s curious to know how it tastes.

JADE

She LOVE LOVE LOVES your appearance!

She loves tracing and kissing your stripes.

She finds your ability to see in the dark awesome and your cat like eyes seductive in a way.

She’s always under or behind you❤️ she wants to be close.

She asks you to teach her your language, just so she can tell you how much she loves you!

She insists on your way of doing things because in her eyes you can never be wrong.

Bonus: she loves being on your back!!

[hihoace]

Humans drink poison?

(here is part 3. I hope you will enjoy it.)

Helle laughed out loud watching the scene. Which reminded Ga'al that he's not alone with Fe'ek, so he let his friend live another day.

She was curious as to what does Ga'al still do to make him fall asleep but it seemed she'll have to wait to learn that.

"So yes... We all had our ways to stay calm... You'll be fine." Ga'al tried to save whatever left of his dignity after the previous scene.

"Sweet!" she smiled than she heard the metallic noice that ment it is soon time to sleep on this side of the ship. "Oh, that's the first nightcall, think we should eat dinner, right?"

"Oh, you are so right... Humans are not exclusively herbivorus, right?" Fe'ek asked. When Helle shook her head he nodded. "Perfect. That means I don't have to cook separatly!"

He started to pack out his cooking tools. He knew he could just use one of the fast food packages but no matter how long he stayed on the ship he couldn't get used to them. They tased like plastic to him. Ga'al was perfectly fine with them, but still preferred "real" food so he also agreed to get a few cooking tools and make a kitchen in their quarters. It took months till they got the green light to build it, but they both agreed, it worth the effort.

While Fe'ek made dinner, Ga'al and Helle started to have a conversation. They talked about their homes. Helle was amazed that on Ga'al home world, the cities were builed on trees. He talked about how Felleg, the biggest city there was taking up half of the planted and still it could not be seen from above.

And Helle told stories about Gaia's culture and how it is still devided into small local regions and all of them have different laws and a lot of the time, even different languages. Fe'ek was listening to them from the kitchen.

"So what do your species eat? Do you also like fish?"

"Yes I personally like it, but some of us hates the taste or the texture. Humans can eat almost everything. I even like coffee in the morning."

Ga'al stopped mid movement. "What?"

"Coffee!" Helle repeated.

"Oh I thought you said coffein... The poison."

"Coffee has coffein in it." Fe'ek peeked out from the kitchen. "I've been working with poisons before and learned that humans are somewhat immune to them. 400 milligrams of coffein daily is completly manageable for them."

"And we can drink more from time to time, but if we go above that every day it can cause some heart problems." Helle added.

"You mean to tell me, that the worst poison that is still legal is barely causing an inconvenience to you?" Ga'al was buffeled.

"That's the main reason it's still legal. Some scientists even suggest that it is beneficial to drink it every day, though it's still debated." Helle shrugged.

"And wait, I know something even better!" said Fe'ek as he came out from the kitchen. "Humans can digest alcohol."

Ga'al stared at Helle. "Is that true?"

The girl just nodded. "Though I hate the taste of it."

Up untill this point Ga'al has looked at Helle as someone who has a very similar physiology to him and is otherwise harmless. Now he was was looking at her with a bit more respect. Helle tilted her head to the side.

"Are you okay?" she asked.

He nodded.

"Dinner is ready by the way!" Fe'ek's hand landed on Ga'al's shoulder. "Could you two set the table, please?"

Ga'al nodded again.

He was silent troughout the dinner while Helle and Fe'ek exchanges a few gossips from the ship. Helle seemed to know a lot about what happened lately in sector no. 12 and 13 and Fe'ek knew all the local gossips in 25 and 26 where they worked.

After eating they cleaned up the table and the kitchen. Everything was done when they heard the nightcall again. It was time to sleep. The lights of sector no. 24 went out with the lights in theor room.

"Oh well... I think we should sleep..." Fe'ek yawned.

Helle started looking for her nightlight. She turned it up as soon as she found it.

Ga'al offered his bed to her, but she declined the offer, saying she's fine with sleeping on the couch and she doesn't want to be any more of an inconvenience.

After that everyone went to sleep. Helle fell asleep almost immidietly. Fe'ek noted that she probably had a long day. Ga'al agreed.

Before falling asleep Fe'ek taught Ga'al some things about humans he knew. He reassured him that even though humans are fine with alcohol and coffein they are not immune to botulinum for example. Ga'al fell asleep after a while so he could go to sleep too finally.

[imagines-babes]

Sleep Well (Foolish)

Hello everyone, sorry for this being ‘late’ but I found out something that is happening in my personal life. So maybe there will be sad story next time. Anyways. Thank you for 87 followers. I do appreciate so so much. This week story is Foolish. The song is sleep well by d4vd. I hope you enjoy.

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Yn

Talking to someone random on the internet can lead to many things. Good or Bad. You never know what is gonna happen. Maybe you are talking to some old guy maybe you are talking to genuine person. Or you are just talking to a boy. No matter what you never know what's on the other side. But with all odd I tried a website to text to a random person. So I took those odds and I texted a name online that is Foolish. He is 24. He from the state of Ohio. He played sports. Nothing else. He never told about work life. I never talked about mine. He never gave me his real name. I used a fake name aswell so I messaged him everyday in the app then gave each other our numbers. Then on the rest was just a guessing game of how we would meet. The message only do so much till he insists on calling me that night. That was more than I needed. The first time we called on the phone. He told me that he will call that night so I stayed by my phone. Trying to ease the anxiety I had with a movie. So I waited a hour passed then another  and another. I just watched the movie not wanting to think of it till my phone rang. It was him. Taking in a breathe answering with an hello. When I heard his voice it wasn't how I imagined it. Not in a bad way I swear. His voice was noice. Honestly I could fall asleep to his words. He spoke clear. With a ramble sometimes. Going off to different subjects then back to the main topic. His laugh is my favorite. When we ended that call looking at phone just giving a smile. The call help me realize how deep in love with him.

After months, he was real. The person I talked to through a phone is real. This will be the first I seen him face to face. Never telling me his name. Never told me how he looked like. He said he was gonna be wearing blue and white lose flannel with black pants. Really hoping for more that that. But also he said he was gonna hold a sign with my name on it. Walking out of the plane I was nervous the more I walk the more it got real for me. Entering the building I found my bags making my way to the front. Looking around for someone matching his description. Within a minute I found him and I was Starstruck. From his hair to his eye to his smile with him holding the sign. All he did was look around and wait for me. This beautiful man was waiting for me. All I did was stare then walked up to him. He watched me walk closer as he started to walk to me with a smile. Standing two steps from each other. 'Hey y/n,' his voice just made me smile as I nod. 'Hey fo-,' he stopped me mid sentence, 'Noah, that my name my real name.'  Giving a smile, 'nice to finally see you Noah.'

After that first time of meeting we would see each other once every two months. We never lost touch. He told me what he does and I would watch him ether from my phone or me getting him the food he order. Passing it to him and I sit in the back. I watch him talk to his chat. Watch him react to videos or him just playing games. All I did would stare at him. Chat would notice it happening and would type it out. I leave before he starts to ask me questions about what they are talking about. More and more I fell for him. It's like those he fell first and she fell harder scenario but it's one sided. Now I'm packing to head back home.

Noah

I wanted her to be mine. I waited to long for Yn not be mine right. When I first heard her talk I was scared she wasn't gonna answer or be upset if I didn't call her so I ended my stream early. I stared at my phone. Waiting for the perfect time to call her. When the time was right I did it. She had such a nice voice. Then I got to meet her few months later. She was prettier than I imagined. Now she's in my house. Helping me most times. Bringing me my food when I stream. Talk with my stream. She doesn't know but I notice her stare when I'm busy. Then notice other people in chat comments on it as I smile. I like her. I want to tell her before she leaves tonight. I wanted to tell her on the first time I saw her at the airport. But I never did. So tonight I will.

Yn

He ended his stream early as I stay in my room to hear a knock as I open the door. He stood there as a dear to headlights as i tilt my head. ‘Yes Noah?’ He blinked as he gave a soft smile. ‘I was wondering if you want to sleep in my room just for tonight because you will leave tomorrow.’ Now I felt the deer in headlights without know I just nod my head. With that he left. I stayed by the door not know what happened till he called my name. I made my way to his room. His room was neat not messy messy or clean clean just neat. Walking towards his bed as he went to the bathroom. Laying on his bed I just watch the ceiling basically hearing what he was doing in the bathroom. I didn’t know what was gonna happen so I laid on my side. Hearing the light switch go off I felt him going under the blanket. ‘This doesn’t have to be weird right?’ He ask, turning off to look at a glimpse of his face. ‘No why would it be weird?’ Feeling him get closer with his hand touching the side of my body. ‘So this is fine?’ I hummed getting closer to feel his body. His heartbeat were quicken as I give a laugh. There was silence between us. This silence was nice. Till he spoke, ‘the sunrise will be beautiful won’t it y/n?’ (I like you and I don’t want you to leave me) . His body started to relax as soon as he said those words. Giving a smile at those words. ‘I wouldn’t miss it anymore Noah.’ (I like you too and I won’t leave)

[wulvercazz]

🫦A Taste of the City🐢

Previous ~ October 5th - Tentacles, Cannibalism ( Nell x Riruka ) ~ Extra tags; dry humping, voyeurism, possessive behaviour

The Prompt List

(fic part 2 under the cut, this one's a lil short one<33)

The music's gone down to a more muted thump of the beat, but no less provocative or dizzying. The pink and purple and blues of the stage maintain a certain prescence throughout the place and Ichigo just can't stop noting everyone who's started getting their fix in the middle of the busy room. It's gone from strip club to full on sex club pretty quick and... Ichigo's not even sure yet that what just happened with the dancer was entirely real.

He tries not to look at anyone in the face, fleeting glances in several directions as he tries to find something less sexual to focus his sight on. At least while he finishes his drink.

Because that's all he wanted. That's all he came here for; a drink and some time to dwell on this horrible situation... and yet all he has on a petrifying loop inside his mind is that candy fucking Grimmjow's pink slick slit and the soft noices he'd made while he did it- fuck, this fucking city sucks.

The alcohol warms his throat pleasantly, and burns like sharp scratches up his nose when he accidentaly meets eyes with a sea turtle woman and a shy-looking jellyfish rocking and squirming on her lap. A mess of little bubbles clouds his view from the force of his choking; and the turtle doesn't budge or break to laugh, watching him directly even while her hands and lips are still concentrated on the pretty thing wrapped tight to her bosom.

She's teasing her, playing her soft, squishy skin, twirling her thick fingers in her curly hair and follows them right down to her curly tentacles, mindless of the sting of them. Her hands are solely on her but Ichigo feels like she's teasing him. Like that is his skin she's toying with. And yet, her eyes are possessive like a predator holding onto a meal, like she's daring him to make a single move; urging him to stay back back but also to not. stop. looking.

And with every tentative little touch of her sharp beak to the soft flesh under her jaw both the jellyfish and him jump with a start. Her soft lips part, and while he's frozen quiet in his spot, terrified to move a single muscle, she's slowly growing more and more disheveled and undone; soft, high-pitched moans escaping her, and the gentle rocking of her hips growing more and more desperate.

"Please, please," he hears her mutter in the sweetest voice. Fuck, and how pretty she begs. However miss sea turtle is keeping it together when granted such pretty please is a mystery to him; begging's always been his weakness.

And when the turtle speaks it's in such a soft and yet authoritative voice, that Ichigo can't quite catch - clearly not meant for him -, she trembles all over with excitement, nodding her head and making her long twintails ripple and curl in the water around them.

There's more kissing, more touching. Things too intimate that he wouldn't be so sure he's allowed to see anymore if only the turtle didn't keep checking on him to make sure he's still watching.

And then his ears ring and his vision goes for about a second, watches the turtle take a bite out of the jellyfish in an out of body sort of point of view. And a voice deep inside tells him to run and another to join in the feeding, and that alone snaps him right back to reality.

Her loud moans barely stand out with how loud everyone is, getting off by themselves or with help, and still all he's focusing on is the ripping of her jelly tentacles and the ecstasy spreading all across her face. Her body combulsing with pleasure that only grows with every glimpse she catches of her flesh disappearing inside the turtle's mouth. Throwing her head back and giving a few more insistant bucks of her hips while she rides her orgasm.

Ichigo realizes then, when her equally pink eyes finally meet his, that she hadn't acknowledged him at all this whole time; and now she does with a loopy smile and a question that has his body finally springing right back to flight.

"Wanna join, pretty boy?"

Find the uncensored version, as well as early access and wips to Aquacity as I draw/write it, on SubStar (link on pinned intro post)✨

[sweet-chimera]

[ you don't have to do anything with this, i just thought this would be cute! ]

a happy humming from the edge of the forest. a tall woman, or rather a flickering form of a woman, sits there, tending to flowers that look as flickering as her own form. wearing a simple golden sundress decorated with fake and real flowers across all the fabric, as well as bearing a sunhat that looks as if it has seen far better days. her pointed ears twitch as she notices the approach, and she shifts slightly to face the monster in question.

she looks up and she smiles, a sort of warm friendly smile of someone who knows the pain of loss and chooses to love regardless. "Hello there." her voice is gentle but bubbly, like a lazy river carrying your doubts downstream. "Would you sit with an old woman, humor her in her fallen grace?" she laughs, the sound like windchimes on your family's porch. "I may not look it, but I'm up there in age."

She felt like a breath a fresh air after a summer rain. It was like a wave of nostalgia and fondness washing over the monster from somewhere deep in the recesses of her being that she couldn't quite pin point.

She knew this woman.

"Of course ah'll help ye. Its nae a bot'er at all.... ye know its noice tae finally have a chance tae say good bye. Boot none o' tat sad stuff here."

[mydysfunctionalvampirefamily]

Neil just waking up, eyes wide open.

Neil super worried about Britta and Miles. Wondering if he doomed them.

Poor baby Britta. 🥺

Neil desperately spouting words in order to connect to Britta and get her to tell him what he needs.

Britta and Johnny ❤️ he's always such a supportive dad to her. Wanting her to be angry, feel the power that comes with that instead of fear.

Johnny worried about Miles 😏

Wynn flying to Miles' side. Goddamn

Neil just pushing and pushing.

Miles is just straight up LYING!!! 😂

I mean I guess it's omitting the truth, but still!

Neil admitting that it might have been a mistake to bring them there and that he's sorry. And saying that he's proud!

And then immediately going into information collecting mode, because of course he has the right to know all of this about them.

You can just tell that Miles is trying to be normal, but he is just a little too normal.

Britta scolding Neil for stealing stuff from her.

"his feelings are hurt but dervedly so" bless him.

Lmaoo Miles' "secret" haven keeps being raided. That's funny.

Britta worrying about Wynn's and Johnny's humanity.

Neil so poorly trying to linger to get alone with Johnny. Lol

Wynn going to Neil to gossip about Miles 😂 and then Johnny joining in.

Johnny is so annoyed. I really like it. 🤭

Miles seems so tired and just kind of apathetic.

Lex: he's not being deceptive, he's literally just walking away.

Miles' emotions are just so even. Makes me sad.

Neil instead of being happy he's not seeing the infernalism feeling selfdoubt.

Johnny complimenting Neil!

Neil not wanting a piggyback ride 😔 you know shit's real when he doesn't want to.

NOOOOOOOO please tell me Lucinde is not calling to her!!!! I beg you!!!

How does everyone know Miles' haven??? Miles is right! He didn't tell anyone.

Don't remind me about Wynn!! On the one hand I'm glad she doesn't have 3 point bloodbond with Miles, but having one with fucking Lucinde is even worse!!!

Neil with a shotgun reminds me of a little kid in their dad's shoes.

Omg the red star. A third the size of the moon??? That is so big!!!

Miles looking through eyes that al not his?? What's happening? Through whose eyes?? What he's looking through Roman Pendragon's eyes what???

Lucita!!!! You're back, my love!!! Midnight blue, baby!!

Fuck you Lex I was convinced you were gonna say Nara when you said Nyx. 😭

A gift for Johnny. 👀👀 They're all getting new stuff. You know shits gonna be bad.

What??? What does this mean???? Nyx what the hell??? You couldn't say a little bit more??? WOW Immune to dementation, and Dominate????

Oooohhhh magical fire axe? And a gauntlet blade? Wow. Wait why did Aisha gift this to Johnny? Are they that close???

There's more???? Ohhh scalemail? Johnny's gonna look like such a fucking badass!!

"Miles I hate to say it" "then don't say it" 😂

I'm so sad Wynn is gone though, we hardly had her and Johnny in the episode before the previous one, then none in the previous one and now she's gone again.

Awww Neil explaining how important it is that aisha gave it to Johnny and Johnny sobering up.

But also Johnny going to fake drop it, and Neil just jumping back so scared. 😂

Neil having a photo ook for Wynn 😭😭 that is so sweet but so sad!

Gold circlet for the Prince? Fuck Yes!

Hunters moon. 7 additional willpower? Noice!

They're doing gift giving??? Stop that is too final night. 😭😭

[goosegirl94]

Myslyvets Return to Nevermore

Chapter 3 Give a Dog a Bone

Enid was angrey. Byeond angrey. She was furius. She finally did it! She wolfed out and that still wasn't enough! She thought her mom would welcome her back home with open arms after she fainly wolfed out and teacher her how to be a werewolf. That was far from what Esther was going to do. When Enid got home for the semester break, it was like nothing had changed. It had actually gotten worse. Her own family, her own pack didn't know what to do with her. Her brothers gave her the cold shoulder instead of bullying her. Her dad was never in the same room as her. Her mom, her mom, was an einteraly different person. Enid was used to her mom being too much but now, it was on a whole other level. Esther brought hell apon Enid. "But - but mum I- I wolfed out! I thought you would be happy!"

Esther growled at her pup. "Happy? Happy?! You honestly think that I would be happy that my only duaghter would wolf out on a blood moon?! Really, Enid?! You just had to go and turn during a blood moon?!"

"But mum thats not fair! It's not like I planed on wolfing out on a blood moon. It just happened that way! I'm glad I did though! It gave me what I needed to help my friend!" Oh crap did she really say that last part out loud?

Esther walked closer to Enid and tightened her fists. "Enid, do you know what happens to blood moon wolves? Why am I even asking? I'm sure you don't." There was a pause. Enid examined her mom and realised she had never seen her this agnrey. There were many times when her mom would let her frustration on Enid not wolfing out be shown and noticed at home, but this was nothing like Enid had seen before. "Blood moon wolves are very, very powerfull Enid. To powerfull. Most packs will banish a blood wolf to make sure it never hurts the pack."

Enids eyes widen and tears streamed down her face. Enids fear of dying as a lone wolf become more real. She was frozen. She didn't know what to do, what to say. "Lucly for you, your father hasn't decided what to do with you yet. For now you are to stay in your room until we come up with something. You will use the kitchen after the family- the pack has. The same role applies to the shower. Do I make myself clear?" Enid nodded and said yes. Esther then pointed to Enids room and Enid walked up there with her head down. She couldn' breath hidding her cries. Little did Enid know that her soon to be new teacher was an expert on blood moon wolves.

Appon her return to Nevermore, Enid marched into her doorm room and unpacked. In her furry Enid didn't even noice that Ainsley was in her room standing on Wednesdays side of the room. Ainsley didn't say or do anything. She poiltley waited for Enids senses to kick in and when she was hlafway through one of her suite cases, they did. Enid shot up, nose twitching picking up Aisnleys unfarmiler scent. "Who are you? What the hell are you doing in my room?"

Aisnley raised an eye brow. "Hmm, is that all youv'e got kid? I'm surprised I'm not pinned down on the floor right now. Your reflexes are much slower than I thought they would -"

"Look if you are trying to piss me off it's working!" Enid stated with her claws out.

"My apologizes my name is Aisnley Myslyvets and I am a new teacher here at Nevermore as well as the new head of security. It's nice to meet you".

Enid blinked looking at Aisnleys hand. "I am SO SORRY! I was really upset and I- I'm sorry I'm Enid. How did you know that I would be in this doorm room?"

"As head of security I have read every student's files as well as all the student's files that was involved with the Crackstone insident. I should tell you Enid, I am a legeacy monster hunter. I hope this doesn't cause any-"

"Do you know anything about blood moon wolves?!"

Ainsley blinked, surprised at the random outburst question. "Um... yes I do. What little there is to know about them but yes I do".

"Then- could you teach me about them? I'm a blood moon wolf and when I went back home... I- my dad won't even look me anymore. I'm not welcomed in my own pack anymore. Please help me." Enid dashed to Asnley and hugged her who hugged her back tighter. "Oh, Enid. When would you like to start?"

For the next few days before he new semester started Ainsley spent a lot of her time with Enid teaching her all there was to know about blood moon wolves and their abillities. Aisnley was able to teach Enid more than what was in books as Aisnley used to be with a blood moon wolf. One day Enid noticed Ainsleys scars were simillar to her own and that they were claw marks. She didn't know how Aisnley got them but she could tell they had to have come from some kind of beast. Enid didn't do a god job of hidding the fact the would stare at the scars so it wasn't hard for Aisnley to notice her. "You know you can ask me about my scars if you want to Enid."

Enids eyes widden, was she that obvious? "O-Oh um... how did you get those scars?"

"They are all from my girlfriend. The ones on my jaw was from when I tried to doudge but I wasn't fast enough. Same with the one over my eye. My girlfiend wolfed out but it wasn't during a full moon. I'm not sure what came over that day but when she turned there was no human in her. She was all animal. I tried to get her to turn back to human but she never responded when I called her name. I still haven't figured out how she tured when it wasn't a full moon. She didn't even turn under an emotional reaction."

"What happned? To your girlfriend I mean?"

Ainsley turned and leaned agenst her desk. "She um... I killed her in self deffence. She was on top of me, had me pinned down and was going to kill me. So, in self deffence I stabbed her with my silver dagger."

Enids hands were covering her mouth She had never heard of a random wolf out like that before.

"After I stabbed her she turned back, smilling at me as she died by the silver poisen. I always kept a silver dagger on me just in case. I told her I would never have to use it but..."

Enid didn't know what to say.

"Don't worry Enid, that's a situation you don't have to worry about as a blood mon wolf. What happened to my Lauren was not a blood moon wolf thing. I don't even think it was a werewolf thing. However as a bood moon wolf you have more strength, stamina, and endurance than an avreage werewolf. You also have more control over yourself after you wolf out. You will also, when you're human, show more of your wolf side."

Enid tillted her head. Now were moving on back to blood moon stuff?

"When your emotions become prominit your wolf features will show. For example, when you get angry, your fur will grow through your arms, legs, back, and torso. Your calws will come out, your fangs will grow out and so will your tail. If you get excited your tail will show, your claws show, and your wolf ears will come out. You know, that kind of stuff."

"Wait are you saying that radom wolf parts are just gonna pop up everytime I get excited about something?"

"Ermm... Yeah that's one way of putting it. I suppose..."

"So like, nya?" Enid asks liffing her fist up like a paw.

Aisnley didn't know what to say to that.

[psychocharlie]

Charlie does blood play

They sit in silence for a long time, looking at the fire. And for the first time since Dennis crossed the line and started killing, he feels... almost restful. Since it all started, his life has turned into a vicious circle: the excited thrill from seducing a victim turned first into an incredible sense of control and power, which he reveled in, and then into suffocating fear and paranoia. Dennis was nervous every time the adrenaline rush ended, he was afraid to miss something important, leave evidence, making a huge mistake, he was afraid that someone would bust him.

And it happened. Charlie literally caught him red-handed. But now, when the initial fright was gone, Dennis felt so restful and liberated. It was like a weight had been lifted from his shoulders. Because Charlie didn't seem to pose any danger to him at all. Moreover, Dennis thought, Charlie was bound hand and foot now, because he had become a not-so-unwitting accomplice. And the fact that Dennis was no longer alone with his dark secret strangely relaxed him. He even began to fall asleep, listening to Charlie monotonously humming some vaguely familiar song. But then his attention was attracted by a strange noice from Charlie’s side.

Dennis opens his eyes, turns around and sees how Charlie looks at his hands, noticing that they're all covered with blood, rubs the dried blood between his fingers with noticeable interest, and then pulls his hands to his face, begins to lick his fingers: thoroughly, with a strange pleasure, cleaning them.

– Ew, Charlie, what the hell is wrong with you?! That’s gross!  

Dennis's face, slightly smeared with blood, writhes in disgust. Charlie just grins in response and continues what he's doing, looking straight into his eyes.

– Said by a man who had just killed, dismembered and burned the girl.

When he's cleaned one hand this way, he calmly does the same thing with the other and does it with the slow pleasure, without taking his eyes off Dennis. Dennis finds what he's doing disgusting, but can't look away. There's something fascinating about the way Charlie licks the blood off his hands, like something ancient, primeval. Just right. The blood of his victim, whose body Charlie had just helped get rid of, like a real friend does. After all, it could be interesting.

– And this girl is just now, ya? She's not the first you've killed, is she? When did it start? With Maureen or even before?

Charlie's voice breaks the silence again. But Dennis never answers the question.

[nachos-and-movies]

Watching Peter Pan & Wendy, here be my thoughts as I’m watching.

(Literally this poster does the movie wayyyy too much justice, the actual poster looks like a war movie in the dunes)

Background info: I’m Peter Pan crazy. While my sister got the lil princess dress in Disneyland, I got the Peter Pan green hat with red feather, and I looked freaking adorable. I love the live action film with Jason Isaacs, it slaps and continues to slap to this day, despite dated effects it still looks absolutely amazing. Comparisons will be made. My obsession with this movie was so strong, it annoyed my classmates. I love the Hook movie, it is a wonderful different look to the classic story and despite it’s problems, really speaks to the hearts of every child-adult. Also Rufio.

I love this story with all my heart and I expect nothing but empty feelings after watching this movie so I don’t give myself a haemorrhage. Let’s go.

- So far this movie is dark and depressing green. This is a reoccurring issue with disney live action films where they think ‘live action’ is Latin for ‘suck out all the saturation and contrast cus this kid movie isn’t for kids’ or smthn.

- I don’t know about Wendy’s change of personality to the original. Animated Wendy was always a little boring because she’s Edwardian British girl incarnate and therefore you must be boring, but she was still protective and had a bit of a temper. Wendy from the Good movie was unorthodox and creative and adventurous but clearly a girl on the cusp of wanting to grow up. This Wendy is adamant about not wanting to grow up (mood) but she’s once again naive British Girl incarnate that has to question everything but she’s also kinda really mean? For some reason? I think this is Disney’s attempt to have a more varied girl character, which noice, but why is y’all’s idea of a strong female character also often a bitch?

- I do like Wendy’s blue coat and peak Edwardian undies, that’s very nice.

- Man, these kids are acting their asses off and are doing such a good job, I wish they were in a better movie

- Peter so far is very meh. It’s like all his personality is sucked out and put into Wendy instead somehow. Where his cheekiness yo

- why does Tinker Bell move like Will Smith genie?

- Okay, doing a Peter Pan adaptation, there’s a few points you really gotta hit and I’ll refer to this often. The first one is the kids’ first time flying has GOT to SLAP. Everyone who saw the Good movie, even if they forget most of the movie, one scene they all always remember and they remember the music of, and it’s the flight through London. The animated movie had a whole song to have the kids introduced to flying. In both movies they had to practice a little to build up towards the eventual flight. Hell, even in the animated sequel “Return to Neverland” (which I still think is the better animated film tbh) had an entire sequence of the first time Peter and Jane go flying. You HAVE to nail this part of your Peter Pan movie, or else, why bother.

- Why do you even have Nana in your movie jfc.

- Okay real talk, the clock part and the slowing down their flight and then having it be that they’re flying over water: that’s so fucking cool, well done.

- The Good movie had, I think, only 1 shot where it was obviously CGI instead of the actual kids flying. I think this entire flight scene was 70% CGI and it’s not subtle. If they could do it in 2003, you can fucking do it 20 fucking years later. HAVE SOME PASSION GDI.

- Island looks boring. Listen, I love the flowing hills of Wales and Southern England but Neverland in every other adaptation has waterfalls, tall mountains, jungles, cliffs, huge trees, sprawling fauna and it wasn’t all vomit-green.

- Pirate ship would be cool if it wasn’t the colour of diarrhoea.

- Another thing you always gotta nail when doing your Peter Pan adaptation: Hook. What. The fuck. Is this Captain Hook. Nah, not even Captain Hook, more just…. Drunk Uncle Hook who was in the Vietnam war and has weird rules to help his anxiety? He’s not intimidating, he’s not funny, he’s washed out and BORING.

- Also like, reveal your Uncle Hook like he deserves it, yanno. In the Good Movie, you piss your pants with how slow they reveal him, you see his severed hand, you see him put on his hook with that CLICK, you see him and Smee talk and you immediately know what kind of man this is. In Hook, his hook is literally the first thing we see of him, and that magnificent hat. Get your Hook a giant hat or go home.

- Also should be played by the same character as Mr Darling. Just. You have to, there’s no reason why you shouldn’t.

- the hook doesn’t even look right, that looks like the thing they used in ‘I know what you did last summer’ not Captain Motherfucking Hook’s Hook.

- How do you make Smee boring, seriously, how do you do that

- Okay. I love these Lost Boys. Lost Boys of different colours, Lost Boys with tiny tempers, Lost Boy with glasses who’s that exact kid we all had in class at one point, Lost Boy with DOWN SYNDROME, HI, I LOVE YOU, Lost Boys that aren’t boys cus you’re literally 7 and at that point gender doesn’t matter to kids unless you’re Edwardian British. Good. I love it. Baby me appreciates it!

- However was there no more clever way to introduce Lost Boys that aren’t boys to the world? I guess it’s a movie for kids and going “We’re the Lost Boys” “But not all of you are boys” “And?” “Huh, fair” is the fastest way to get that out of the way so I guess it’s fine.

- Actual Native American Tiger Lilly, fuck you, Pan

- Skull Cave looks boring. In the Good Movie they made it the ruins of a castle which was a 10/10 improvement. Even the skull cave in Disneyland Paris is more intimidating than Holes In The Cliffs. Are y’all okay? Are you tired? You seem tired.

- Who gave Uncle Hook the hat that Sasha Baron Cohen wore in Les Miserables?

- Kids not nearly scared enough of drowning

- these rules are making Uncle Hook less cool, I hope the writers know this

- These pirates are cool, I wish they’d had a cool introduction or smthn like… Noodles, the pirate with his hands backward, or the one with his entire body tattoo’d

- At least they got the ‘Pan and Hook spitting threats at each other like 10 year olds’ right

- Yeah this is really ugly and boring, I’d like to stop watching now

- DID THEY JUST CIRCLE FADE, WHAT

- Wendy and Peter Pan aren’t… friends…? They should at least like each other…. Right???

- “Hook wasn’t always Hook” oh boy, we’re doing this huh

- Dayumn, 45 minutes into the movie and we’re FINALLY seeing inland Neverland. What a surprise, it’s pretty boring and ugly. Piss-yellow, dirty, etc. remember in the good movie where they lived in the roots of a giant tree that was set up and looked like they had been living there for forever?

- Man, it seems like Wendy and Tiger Lilly could’ve had a badass friendship if they had had more scenes together.

- About 48 minutes into the movie, Wendy pretty much says the problem of most Disney live action remakes out loud: “Yes, we already know that part of the story, but tell us something different.” Aside from Wendy being dubbed ‘the storyteller’ in this movie even though she has yet to tell a single story, what exactly is new and interesting about this adaptation of Peter Pan? As a kid and sometimes as an adult, I broke VHS’ and DVD’s from the amount of times I watched a movie and immediately rewatched it again, again and again until they gave out. Every adaptation of Peter Pan I owned went through that treatment because I loved them so much. What is in this adaptation aside from more progressive Lost Boys that makes this movie worth rewatchable? What’s this movie doing that’s different from all the others? Wendy and Peter are insufferable or boring, the pirates are boring, uncle hook is boring, the world is ugly and boring, and it hasn’t managed to keep my attention long enough for me to not pause 1/3rd into the movie to make some fries. I don’t need to finish the movie to tell to not watch this movie. Watch something more worth your time, watch the better Peter Pan adaptations cus this ain’t it.

- but I am gonna continue cus I’m recovering from surgery and have nothing else to do.

- You can’t tease me with fruit bats and then not show them, Smee

- Tinker Bell is so boring, I keep forgetting she’s a character in this movie, fuck you.

- Peter’s personality has been ripped from him so hard, it only took Wendy asking him twice before he spilled his beans, huh. Gone is the cocky guy, gone is the ‘I don’t do feelings’ dudebro, gone is the boneheaded fighter. Instead we have “he was my best friend :c”

- I’m really sorry, I know I’m just a fan or smthn, but wasn’t the point of Neverland that it’s so fantastical and adventurous and a kid’s dream that children didn’t want to leave? This is a shithole with danger around every corner and none of the kids have any desire to stay, WHAT IS GOING ON.

- Pan dies within the hour of the movie starting, I hope this means the movie is mercifully short

- Man, remember in the Good movie where Tink dies and Peter becomes so depressed and anguished, he snows in the entire island, making the pirates think he’s dead? I forgot what a good metaphor for grief and depression that was, goddamn. Yeah…. I think I’m gonna watch actual good peter pan movies after this.

- Hook spilling that he was a banished Lost Boy because he missed his mother is very OG Peter Pan, OG Pan is def cruel enough to do something like that…… wish we could’ve uuuuh… seen that Peter Pan in this movie….

- None of these characters have anything to learn except for Wendy and maybe Hook. Everybody else is kinda just… there. There’s no arc for any of them, there’s no incentive for them to become better people.

- Pan just came back to life, I’m not even surprised or bothered about how, it just is, I guess, sure

- I appreciate this movie’s attempt to have songs that fit the vibe without becoming a musical. I wish it had a better movie to support.

- as it stands, none of this execution drama is earned. I like Wendy’s moment of realisation that she can grow up and grow up happy but that’s she’s losing that by getting killed but, like, also, going off the plank is one of the silliest pirate thing known to man, even Pirates of the Caribbean never really made it intimidating. In the other movies it was really silly and the pirates sang a silly song, or it was action-packed because the crocodile was there, but in essence, the plank is child’s idea of a pirate death. You could make it dramatic in the idea that a child would be devastated of being pushed off the plank if it had been more established that Neverland is the land of children’s dreams, and it isnt.

- Again, gotta appreciate the movie trying to make Tiger Lilly more cool

- Uncle Hook, mid-battle: just like old times

Pan: all your times are old

Uncle Hook: LOLS

That was good, that made me laugh

- do Tiger Lilly and this specific pirate have beef? What was that?

- you know what’d be a good peter pan battle? One where peter pan FLIES.

- it really says a lot about your peter pan movie when you’ve seen the dude smile only 10% of the scenes he’s in

- Man, for making Hook and Pan being best friends being like the whole plot of this movie, they got over his death (he fell in water, again, child’s idea of dying) real quick.

- I love the Lost Boys so much, they’re so cute and good

- PAN IS SULKING AGAIN??? IT’S THE END OF THE MOVIE, LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP ALREADY

Yeah uh… not good. Don’t watch. Here my final thoughts on Peter Pan adaptations: It’s about adventuring in the child’s mind. Neverland is a children’s dream playpen, Peter Pan is the personification of the fear of growing up which means he’s immature, he has a temper, he thinks he knows everything but he has still a heart of gold, his moral compass hasn’t fully developed yet but he doesn’t truly want to hurt anyone. Captain Hook is the personification of impending adulthood, it’s the battle Peter always has to fight in order to stay young and immature, therefore Hook is charismatic (growing up seems like something good and desirable) but is ultimately lonely and miserable (the things we’re afraid adulthood actually is). Wendy is a character is supposed to be the edge between maturity and immaturity. She’s not ready to grow up but ultimately learns that no one really is and that she needs to defeat her FEAR of growing up rather than the idea of growing up itself. Peter learns from that that not everybody wants to stay young forever and to accept that fact. Those are usually the basics of a decent Pan movie, it’s an allegory for hitting puberty and how to deal with that. That’s why Hook and Return to Neverland are such good movies, because they play with the definition of ‘adult’. Both of them teach you that yes, growing up is important but that doesn’t mean you have to leave fun behind.

I dunno wtf this movie was trying to tell me. Don’t banish your friends? I don’t know what the fuck is happening in the live action remake writers room but take a break, please, i am actually worried at this point. Relearn why you love movies, rediscover why you love disney movies, maybe write a script about that and THEN make your next disney remake because the mousy lord dictates it. But take a break and relearn why you fucking love movies, please.

[milarqui]

Scarlet Lady: Volpina

Directory - Simon Says

“Class, we have a new student joining us today, please make her feel welcome!” Mme. Bustier said. It wasn't the first time she had done it this year – Alya and Adrien had received the same treatment –but it still felt like something new, particularly with how small their class was. “Lila, do you want to tell us a little about yourself?”

“Well, my parents are Italian diplomats, which is why we moved. It's colder than I expected.”

Chloé checked her nails. To her, the new girl was as interesting as watching paint dry.

“I'm a little nervous coming in so late in the year. I do hope I can get some help catching up!”

Nino looked aside, and watched as Adrien drooled all over his table.

Jesus, bro, what the hell you've been doing?

“Dude,” he whispered, poking his sleepy best friend in an attempt to awaken him.

“Let's all be good friends!” Lila wished.

----

A few hours later, the class was on a break, and several of them rounded about Lila, interested in what she could tell about herself.

And it did sound interesting, indeed!

“Thanks to my travels, I know lots of famous people! Jagged Stone, Prince Ali, Spielberg... I'm even besties with Scarlet Lady!” she said, smiling.

Kim, Rose, and Alya were impressed, and the latter actually pulled out her cellphone.

“Wow, Lila, that's amazing! How'd you manage that?!” she asked. If she could get this on the LadyBlog, her views would skyrocket!

Had Lila been paying attention, she would have realized that not everyone was as impressed.

Marinette, Alix, and Nino – all of whom had witnessed Scarlet Lady's real personality – were terrified. Because, what kind of person would actually be friends with her?

----

Adrien tried to shake off the tiredness from his eyes. After yet another afternoon of training, all he wanted to do was to curl up and take a nap before he had to knock off the homework.

“WHAT!? That's unacceptable! We sent you a file with the measurements!”

Père? Adrien thought. He had heard him being angry, so it wasn't exactly uncommon, but this used to be the kind of thing that really angered him – someone messing with his designs. Approaching to check on him, he saw something unexpected.

“That incompetent …! No, contact my assistant, Nathalie.”

A secret safe.

Quickly jumping behind a column to avoid being seen by his father, Adrien watched as he went away, sizzling in anger – and he was struck with a feeling.

The feeling of curiosity.

“I can't believe there's a safe behind Maman's picture,” he said, moving said picture aside, while Plagg got in and opened the safe from the inside.

“What a weird haul. A book on Tibet, a pamphlet for a hotel in Tibet... Whoops! This looks important!” Plagg said, tossing a large book with an elaborate engraving on its cover to Adrien.

“Noice!” he replied, putting the book in his bag. “Hey, real quick, is rebellion supposed to feel like you're gonna barf?”

“Only if you get caught,” Plagg smugly said.

----

It was day two of the new girl, and Sabrina knew Chloé's reaction was nowhere close to the worst.

“I don't see what's so great about some new girl,” Chloé declared, while she checked something she had seen on the Ladyblog.

“Really? Even though she's close with Scarlet Lady?”

“WHAT?!”

Sabrina started the video Alya had published yesterday afternoon.

“Scarlet Lady and I, we're like this!” Lila was saying, crossing her fingers.

“That dirty liar!” Chloé shouted. “Where is that rat?!”

“Looks like she's going to the library,” Sabrina pointed out, seeing Lila dragging a clearly reluctant Adrien.

“Hey! With my Adrikins?!”

“Oops.” That was her cue to leave Chloé to her own devices. “Good luck, Lila.”

----

He didn't even know why he had allowed the new girl to drag him to the school library, only that she was way too insistent and in the end he gave up – if only so he could get free of her sooner. With not much to do until Lila finally got bored, he pulled out the book he had found in his father's safe.

Man, I can't even read this. Wait, can Père even read this? he pondered.

“Hey, what's that?” Lila asked, swiping the book.

“Uh, just some superhero encyclopedia,” he covered. “Can I have it back, please...?”

“Oh, I adore superheroes!” she said.

“O...kay?”

What the hell is wrong with her face?

“What a coincidence, so do I! And everyone else!”

Chloé, as was her wont, jumped at him without a care for what damage she might do, and Adrien had to contain his instinct to swat her as if she were a blood-sucking mosquito.

“Chloé, what are you doing here?” he asked.

“Who cares.” Of course, Chloé never bothered to answer such questions. “Show me your fancy book, Adrikins~! I wanna see the Scarlet page!”

Good Lord, why is Chloé so obsessed with Scar, of all people? He sighed.

“Scarlet Lady, huh...”

“You've got a soft spot for the bug, huh?” Lila asked.

“She's... something else,” he tried to say, only to get drowned out by Chloé.

“Of course he does! Everybody loves Scarlet Lady!”

“You know, I'm really good friends with Scarlet Lady,” Lila said, getting too close.

“Huh?!” He wondered why she thought that was good.

“Liar! You are not friends with Scarlet Lady!” Chloé shrieked.

Where was the librarian when one needed her?

“Hmph. Jealous much?”

While Chloé was left silent by this, his phone rang out, reminding him that he needed to leave to get to his class.

“Look, I gotta go or I'll be late,” he said, grabbing his bag.

“Oh, Adrien!”

“Ah!” Seriously, why did so many girls think it was alright to get too close?!

“I hope we can continue our talk later. Privately. After class? In the park?”

“Ex-cuse you?!”

Seriously, Chloé shouted too much.

“Uh, sure?” He really needed to get away.

“Great!” Lila cheered.

“Adrikins!”

“Chloé, I better not see you there.” He really didn't need her 'help'.

“Grr!” Chloé growled.

“Teehee! Bye bye, Chloé!”

----

Checking the book was a mess. It was written in a completely unintelligible language, meaning that she had no way to understand what it was all about.

But the images were more than enough to get by. Particularly if she wanted to impress Adrien! She just needed to find something that she could reliably pass as something related to a hero.

Then one of the pages revealed a girl wearing something that made her look like a fox, along with a pendant that resembled that animal's tail.

“A fox superheroine... hm, interesting. Now, wasn't there a jewelry shop by the park...?”

Now she just needed to make sure Adrien never realized she purloined his little book, and she's be golden!

----

By the time she left the library, Chloé was shaking in anger. How dare that Italian rat!

“The nerve of that big fat liar!” Claiming to be friends with her? Just to ensnare her Adrikins?!

“Chloé!” Tikki exclaimed. “You absolutely have to get that book!”

“What?”

“The book Adrien and Lila had! You have to go get it!”

The book on superheroes? That reminded her, she hadn't managed to see herself in there!

“So, what you're saying is, I have to spy on her and Adrien?” she asked, not even believing it.

“Yes! Follow them!”

Well, that was a shock.

“Wait, seriously? I mean, I definitely was going to, but...”

Finally, it looked like Tikki was actually getting what was important!

----

“All set,” Adrien said, drying out his sweat as he picked his bag after training. “Now I gotta meet up with Lila.”

“Hey kid,” Plagg replied, his belly full of cheese. “The book's gone.”

“Huh?”

“That new girl took it.”

“She stole my dad's book? Seriously?” She cut into his free time to drag him to the library, took the book from him while he was reading it – without even asking for permission – and now this? He slammed the locker door. “Maybe she really is friends with Scarlet Lady.”

----

“Here, Marinette, Lila's contact information,” Mme. Bustier said, giving her a folder. “You'll need it as class representative.”

“Thank you.” She would need Lila to get her the info so she could coordinate the timetable.

“Also, I couldn't catch Adrien before he went home. Do you mind making sure he gets this packet he missed?”

“Okay! I can stop by his place later!”

She would have to see how he was. Last she'd heard, Lila had dragged him to the library for some reason.

----

“There she is!” Chloé said, looking through her cellphone camera.

“We're too far!” Tikki whispered.

“Okay! Okay!” Chloé replied, ducking closer to the Italian liar – and watching as she threw a book into the trash can. “Oop, there it goes.”

“I'll get it!” Tikki exclaimed, flying for the can just as Adrien arrived, sporting a very unfriendly face.

“Seriously? Gross,” Tikki heard Chloé reply as she entered, but she paid her no mind. Because, as soon as she did, she realized it was the Guardian's Grimoire! Just what Master Fu needed if he wanted to further help the heroes!

“It is the book, Chloé!” she happily exclaimed.

“I'm not touching that,” Chloé replied, and she grumbled.

Figures.

And she began the tough task of dragging the book out.

----

Adrien's BS detector was flaring up like a fireworks spectacle. Knowing that Lila had stolen the book was predisposing him against the girl – and the stuff she was saying was only making it easier to dismiss it.

The only real reason he was still here was because he wanted to get that book back.

“Not only did Scarlet save my life, she became a friend. Because we share a secret!” Lila was saying.

Adrien took that claim with a packet of salt.

Totally suspicious. 'Scarlet'?

“I'm a descendant of a fox hero – Volpina.”

“Volpina?” That wasn't a name he remembered – maybe she had found it in the book. And she produced a necklace that resembled a fox's tail.

“She's one of the greatest heroes! Stronger and more famous than Scarlet Lady.”

Ah yes, more powerful and more famous – which is why no one's heard of her.

“Between us, Scarlet Lady isn't all that great.”

No shit.

----

“Okay, that's it!” Chloé growled, roughly snatching Tikki.

“Chloé, the bo–” Tikki tried to say, but Chloé was beyond listening to anyone other than her own ego.

----

Time to cut this out, he thought.

“You know, Lila. I find it interesting you'd divulge this 'secret' to me after I noticed my book was missing. Isn't that interesting?”

Yeah, Lila realized that she had made a serious miscalculation.

“But even if I didn't notice, I knew right away that you were lying. Do you know how I know?”

Yeah, Lila realized that she had made a serious mistake.

“Because Scarlet Lady would never go out of her way to save anyone!” he shouted, finally letting out his anger at her attempt to deceive him, and hopefully making her finally confess what the hell she did with his book.

“Well, well, well! If it isn't the little liar herself!”

He closed his eyes and palmed his face. And, of course, to round up the carnival of suck, she appeared.

“Dammit, we said her name too many times,” he said. Now he just needed to know how to un-summon her.

Scar, for once, didn't try to do her usual shtick whenever he was around as Adrien, and instead went over to Lila.

“You think you can just go around claiming to be my best friend?!”

Lila was clearly shaking in shock, and Scar's very unfriendly face wasn't making it easier for her.

“You reek of desperation, you pathetic loser!” Scar shouted, tangling Lila with her yo-yo. “But don't worry~”

And she tossed her, spinning, towards the fountain.

“I can wash that off for you!”

“AHHHHH!!” Lila screamed, spinning with no way to stop, until she splashed into the water.

“Hope that helps!” Scar said, laughing like a mad woman.

----

She had only wanted to say a few lies to impress the cutest boy in the class!

Why had Scarlet Lady taken so much offense from her saying they were friends?!

Why had she tossed her into a fountain while they were in the middle of winter?!?!

What had she done to deserve this?!

“What the $#@% was that?!” she heard Adrien shout at Scarlet Lady.

“Ugh.” Seriously, the water felt so.. grimy, for some reason. Either someone was skimping on the cleaning, or they just hadn't come around–

“Lila?”

When she heard the voice, she looked up, and she saw her classmates...

… who had seen Scarlet Lady humiliate her...

… who now knew that she was a liar...

… who she couldn't...

She felt the tears coming up her eyes. She had had bad days...

… but this was the worst.

She jumped out of the fountain and ran.

“How could you?!”

“Lila, wait!” she heard one of the girls say, but she couldn't stop.

----

“Are you quite proud?!” Adrien yelled at Scarlet Lady.

“Yeah, uh, Scarlet Lady? What was that about?” Alya asked.

“Uhhh... O-obviously it's incredibly foolish to lie about being my BFF!” she replied, and for everyone it felt like she was trying to come up with an excuse. “Hawkmoth could target her to get to me! Honestly, it's for her own good that I publicly expose her so he knows it's not true!”

“I... guess that makes sense,” Alya concluded, but she was of two minds. Protecting her was one thing. But what Scarlet Lady had just done was something else entirely.

“Now, Adrien my darling, you can thank me for saving you by–”

Fortunately, Adrien had seen enough and had had the sense to start dashing away the moment Scarlet Lady wasn't looking.

“Oh, I guess he's busy,” she obliviously commented.

----

As Scarlet Lady left, everyone dispersed to return to their own homes. Marinette was going to do the same, but then her eyes stopped by something on the ground, near the bin.

“Huh...? What's this book...?”

Opening it with care – because it seemed quite the old book – she passed the pages, and was assaulted by images of people wearing impressive costumes, of animals floating next to them, and of objects. Everything in a strange language she didn't know.

But the contents were obvious.

“Whoa, superheroes?! A cat, a fox, a bee...” she could recognize Plagg in one of the drawings. “And a ladybug! She looks nothing like Scarlet Lady. So there is hope.”

----

He had to be honest.

He didn't expect this would actually happen.

Then again, he had met Scarlet Lady, so perhaps he should have expected it.

Her casual dismissal of the boy he had turned into Copycat was somewhat bad, but this rankled of abject cruelty.

Not that he cared much. As long as the girl was willing to take Scarlet Lady down a peg or twenty, he didn't care.

“Volpina, I am Hawkmoth. I'm giving you the power of illusion.” And wasn't that a kicker, giving her the same power as the Miraculous she had claimed to possess. “From now on, your lies will come to life! Make all of Paris believe you are a super-heroine!”

“Shouldn't be hard given the abysmal example they have go off of!”

Scarlet Lady had really dug her own grave with this one.

“Oh, I'm going to like you.”

This would be fun to see.

----

“What in the–?!” he let out, seeing a meteorite falling from the sky into Paris.

Gotta transform!

As he called Plagg to him, suddenly another figure jumped in front of the meteorite and–

“HYAH!”

– hit it back?

“Wha–? Who?!”

The figure turned around, and was revealed to be a girl wearing something that made her resemble a kitsune girl from the anime he watched.

“I am Volpina!” the girl declared. “The only superheroine Paris needs!”

He swore he heard people cheering on her, but he didn't care.

Oh God, there's two of them. Another ego-maniac to make my job hard, he mentally cried out.

“The %$#@ did she say?!”

Chat Noir nearly cried. Why was the world so unfair?!

The girl landed right next to them, and the first thing she did was to talk to him.

“Nice to meet you, Chat Noir! I like your suit~”

Great, another one of those.

“Uh, thanks?”

“HEY!” Scar shouted, forcing the newcomer to turn around. “What are you trying to pull with that 'only heroine Paris needs' crap, fox face?!”

Volpina didn't seem to care much for Scar, because she looked away and pointed in another direction.

“Hey, look, it's Hawkmoth.”

“Like I'm falling for that!”

In spite of himself, he looked in the direction she was pointing at and –

“Holy #$%@ it's Hawkmoth!” he exclaimed.

“WHAT?!”

“I mean, I think so. We don't actually know what he looks like, so...”

As he got ready to jump the guy, he encountered yet another problem: Volpina thought she could give orders.

“Scarlet, go left, Chat, go right! I'll go from behind,” she said.

'Chat'?

“'Scarlet'?! I give the orders, not you!”

Totally suspicious.

Hawkmoth had never shown his face in months. Even the one time they interacted with the guy, he spoke through a cloud of butterflies. Why would he show his face right now? Or at all?

“Do you want him to get away?! We have to work together!”

“As if I'd align myself with such a tacky looking person! Chat Noir is bad enough!”

Alright, that did it. Scar was bad enough. Scar and Volpina would give him a headache.

“Welp, I leave this in your capable hands, ladies,” he said, dropping from the roof they had perched on.

“HEY!” he head Scar shout, but he was fed up. He returned home and detransformed.

“You really left 'em, huh?” Plagg asked

“Oh, c'mon. Volpina is obviously Lila and that Hawkmoth is obviously a trap!” he said, stretching a bit as he placed him on the couch. “I'm too tired, let them deal with it.”

His phone chimed, and he quickly checked on it, looking at the list of recent calls.

“Oh! I missed a call from Marinette! I'll call her back.”

Pressing on the call icon for Marinette, it was only a tone later that she picked up.

“Hey, Marinette! Sorry I missed your call.”

“Don't worry, I guess you were busy with something. Look, Mme. Bustier gave me your work. I was going to show you at the park, but you left before I could ask. I'm here at your house's gate.”

“The work I missed? Sure, I'll buzz you in!”

“Thanks! Also, I found this thing at the park that I think you're going to love!”

“Huh? Something you found at the park? Now I'm curious!”

----

The stupid alley cat had left, which was bad, but at least she wouldn't have to deal with his incompetence. Now, she just had to get rid of the fake.

Who was laughing at her.

“Wow, even your own partner can't stand you.”

“The feeling's mutual!” she shouted at her.

“Well, at least I can drop the act.” Suddenly, a purple outline covered the fake's face, and the sky around her was covered in missiles of all sizes. “Let's discuss you handing over your Miraculous.”

Maybe she shouldn't have dismissed the alley cat so soon. At least, he was good enough to soak up work like this.

“What?”

“Everyone thinks I'm a true hero, and soon I'll expose you for the fake hero you are!” the fake crowed.

“'Fake'?! That's rich coming from you!”

“Give me your Miraculous or I'll collapse that building!” the fake shouted, with some of the missiles turning to it.

She just shrugged. She didn't see why she should care.

“So?”

“What?!”

She actually seemed surprised.

“I'll just bring it and everyone inside back when I win. No big deal.”

“You really are a villain!” the fake said, and she threw the yo-yo at her, grabbing her by the waist – until all the missiles and even her vanished in a cloud of dust.

“Ha! Her power would be super lying! I have to protect Adrichou from her!”

One good thing about being transformed – she didn't have to deal with a dumb bug that didn't realize her Adrikins worshipped her!

----

The moment Marinette came, he ushered her to his room, eager to learn more about her discovery – after she handed him the work, that is.

“So, what's this thing you found?”

“It's a hero book, check it out!”

And she produced a very familiar book.

“Wha–?! This is my dad's book!”

“What? Really?”

“I thought Lila took it! Where'd you find it?!”

“In the park, by the trash can.”

“She threw it away?!” He had been there! She couldn't even bother to return it?!

“Adrien~”

Oh, look, just who he needed to vent to.

“YOU.”

“Akuma?!” Marinette asked, shocked. He immediately stood between Lila and Marinette.

“Adrien, who's this girl?” Lila asked, growling.

“None of your business, Lila!” he shouted back.

“'Lila?'” Marinette asked.

“I-It's Volpina, actually! I came to prove I'm not a liar! I am a superhero! Scarlet Lady is just jealous of me.” And she put yet again the same face as before. “But this time she won't ruin our date!”

ALERT ALERT ALERT ABORT ABORT SILENCE

“IT ABSOLUTELY WAS NOT A DATE!” he shouted. Why the hell was Lila saying this stuff in front of Marinette?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

“Caught you, Super Liar–!”

And, of course, the one that was missing had to make an appearance.

“Dupain-Cheng?! Why are you always where you aren't wanted?!” Scar shouted, completely unaware of the fact that the only one he wanted there was Marinette.

“I could say the same to you,” Marinette replied, clearly being more aware of reality than Scar.

“Wait, you hate Scarlet Lady too?” Lila asked, surprised.

“I mean, she's the worst, you know?” Marinette pointed out. Lila replied by picking her hands and actually using her power to spread sparkles in the air, a situation both him and Marinette found rather uncomfortable. “I'm not helping you. I hate Hawkmoth more.”

Great. Now he had to cut his talk with Marinette short so he could deal with the situation.

“IF EVERYONE COULD LEAVE, THAT'D BE GREAT! I'll text you later, Marinette,” he promised.

“Okay~” that wonderful girl replied, and he hoped he'd be able to have one long conversation where he cleared things up with her.

Meanwhile, the other two just took up fighting with each other.

“Adrien, wait!”

“He said get lost, fox face!”

“He meant you, bug face!”

He closed the door, and was rewarded with silence.

“I hope I didn't offend Marinette,” he said.

“Just tell her it's one of your 'stress showers',” Plagg replied with a snicker.

“Ha, ha,” he mirthlessly laughed, and Plagg kept grinning like the cat he was. “Let's go take out the trash. Claws Out!”

----

In spite of Adrien's demands, the two idiots kept pushing each other around, so for Marinette it was a relief that her Chat Noir finally showed up to fight the Akuma.

“Nowhere to run, Volpina!” Chat Noir shouted, readying his staff.

“That's what you think!” Volpina replied, putting her flute to her lips and playing it.

Suddenly, the room was full of clones of Volpina.

“Catch me if you can!” the Volpinas said at the same time. For a moment, she was shocked, but then she swung her backpack at the nearest Volpina and realized it was falser than Scarlet Lady's integrity.

“They're just illusions! Watch your backs!” she said, batting clone after clone and making them vanish.

“HEY! She took my Adrien!” Scarlet Lady exclaimed, pointing at the terrace, where Volpina seemed to have taken a hold of Adrien and was ready to kidnap him.

“Oh no, Adrien!” she exclaimed.

“Oh, c'mon!” Chat Noir exclaimed, although him... he sounded more like he was exasperated.

The Akuma took off, followed by her favorite hero and the polka-dotted millstone, leaving her alone in the room.

I should return home, she thought, leaving the room and hoping Chat Noir would solve the situation.

“Mlle. Dupain-Cheng, where is Adrien?” Mme. Sancouer asked. “I have something urgent to discuss with him.”

“You'll have to ask the Akuma that just abducted him,” she replied.

----

For some reason, Akumas had some fixation for the Eiffel Tower, and Volpina had dragged 'Adrien' there. Chat Noir supposed Hawkmoth just liked the attention it brought.

Climbing up, Volpina held onto one of the platforms with one hand and 'Adrien' from the other.

“Give me your Miraculous or else!” she yelled, threatening to drop the illusion.

“Do it.”

“Gawd, what is wrong with you?!”

“I'll just catch him or bring him back with the Miraculous Cure!” And then Scar actually fucking cried. “My Prince will surely forgive my sacrifice for the sake of the greater good!”

He gave a very serious thought to revisiting that idea of grabbing the yo-yo off that bitch's hands and throttle her with it. She actually thought he would forgive her leaving him to die?!?!?!

However, he kept tight. The Akuma remained the first priority, loathe as he was to hold back from kicking Scar's ass from here to Marseille.

Instead, he tossed his staff at the illusion, blowing it with a poof!

“Ah! Adrien!”

And she actually thought it was the real him!

Calm down, Chat Noir, you can't murder her and claim you were just wiping a bug.

While Volpina tried to do the clone illusion trick again, he just glared at Scar hard enough that maybe, just maybe, she might drop dead of her own accord.

She either didn't care or was immune, because she summoned the Lucky Charm – a fudge ice cream bar. Which she opened, tossing the ice cream at him while she spread the wrapper.

“This Lucky Charm is stupid, but at least I can work on my tan,” she declared.

The sun reflected on the wrapper, and suddenly one of the Volpinas her eyes, dazzled by the shine.

“There!" Chat Noir said: for once, Scar's bumbling actually did something good! “Cataclysm!”

Part of the Tower collapsed, and Volpina fell with it, getting trapped between several bars in the process and leaving her easy prey.

“End of the road, fox face!” Scar exclaimed, causing Volpina to give a wordless yell of anger.

He could commiserate with her as he destroyed the necklace. Losing to Scar, of all people, had to sting.

Once the Miraculous Cure was cast, and everything was restored to normality, he and Scar were alone with Lila.

“You're unbelievable, you know that?!” Scar yelled at Lila, who was now trying to understand what had happened.

“What?!”

“Attacking my Adrien and prancing around pretending to be a hero! Pathetic!”

Hypocrite, he thought.

“Like you're one to talk! If anyone's a fake hero, it's you!” Lila grabbed the repaired fox-tail necklace from his hand. “You don't have to worry about me pretending to be your friend, because I hate your guts! ARRIVEDERCI, WEIRDO!”

Lila left them... and he knew there was a little problem: they were at a high platform in the Tower.

How does she plan on getting down?

----

He had just finished his shower when he heard someone knocking on the window.

Scar. Throwing him a kiss.

Ew. No.

Finally, the security system would come in handy!

He grabbed the remote – and slammed the inch-thick stainless steel curtain right in front of her face.

And it was. So. Satisfying!

Enough that he found it in himself to finally curl up with the book and try to make a sense out of it.

“I still don't understand why my Dad has a book he can't even read,” he said, as he checked the figure of a man that kinda looked like Genghis Khan wearing an outfit based on butterflies.

“Then... let's bring it to someone who can,” Plagg declared, smirking.

“Huh?”

----

Sneaking out of the house was getting easier – it was just a matter of knowing which corridors to use to avoid Nathalie, the Gorilla or any of the service.

Going through Paris was a bit weirder, since they were using the backstreets, but at least it was close by.

And Plagg led him to what was announced as some sort of masseur parlor.

What kind of masseur knows how to read this book on the Miraculous? Adrien thought, knocking on the door.

“Come in,” a man said, and he entered.

He found a Chinese man, wearing shirt, vest and loose trousers, sitting with his legs crossed on the floor – a man that tickled something in the back of his mind, but he wasn't sure what.

“Hello, Chat Noir,” the man said, smiling.

“... 'and nice to see you too, Plagg!'” Plagg replied, sarcastically.

----

The Collector

@zoe-oneesama Hawkmoth's power is naught but an illusion - one that will be dispelled.

So, we've got Lila here... and it certainly did go apeshit. At least, Adrien's finally meeting Master Fu! (Even if we all know it's going to be a bit too tense in the beginning)

Next stop, Trazyn the In-- err, Gabriel's own Akuma!

[faeseekerandy]

Reply to Music Prompt 8 and 9 by Revan

Prompt 8: And you'll miss the old you, but here's the deal- that good girl you were was really fucking bad at being real.

Character Terra Judas Contract.

Raven had seen everything going on in Terra’s mind, Slade’s plan, Terra’s past, EVERYTHING. That day when she as having a nightmare, when she made contact with her. She also saw something that called her attention. Terra she was having doughts about her feelings for Slade But it wasn’t what she thought. BB was not the first thing on her mind. Terra had a very childish crush on Raven. She was so close, her heart leaped, and her soft fingers touching her face. Her reaction was instant tension.

-Get your hands off me you witch – Terra screamed, full defense off, did she read my mind, did she know?

- I know what you’re planning todo, the judas contract everything, - said Raven while training in the holodeck in Titan Tower. With all the blowing up robots and noice,it was the only chance they had to talk honestly. – I wont tell anyone yet, but you need to tell them what’s going on, this is serious.

You bitch, how dare you look into my thoughts, you had no …. – she said this while throwing a huge rock at raven. The idea of another being prying into her secret thoughts and feeling made her feel dirty inside. Like her mind was not her own.

I could tell from day one that the good girl you were was really fucking bad at being real, said raven, you tell yourself that you love Slade,  you tell yourself that you don’t love me, you tell yourself that you want to be alone, and deep down you know you’re lying to yourself.

Shut up bitch – replied Terra – You’re keeping secrets too, I know what will happen on the day you finally break, and the destruction that you will cause to everyone around you. You’re a demon much worst than Slade. When the time comes and you finally awaken, will you miss your old self? Or will you feast on the blood of all your so call friends. You and I are more alike than you think.  

9: One thing I like about me is that I'm nothing like you and I never will be.

Rathaway had gained a new hobbie. He discovered that under the right circumstance anything could be a rat.  A racoon? Rat, a bat, rat with wings, a dog? Also a rat. EVERYTHING is a rat , Rathaway told himself and then played his flute, and racoons, dogs, cats bats they all came from all over central city and appeared at his door. Each carrying a jewell, a bill, a watch, whatever was shinny in the city. That was the instruction.  

Its brilliant! There is a rat inside every home with a pet! They are my army gathering all the shinnies. Nobody will miss one jewell going missing every day

Rathaway was licking his chops at how much money he was making. Every night he ordered his “rats” to gather something shinny, some bought back forks and knives, or useless jump but some of them had real gold and silver jewelry. He would feed only the “rats” that had gold and jewels and began to train all the pets of the city to bring him jewelry. Something small that would not be missed.

Obviously it didn’t take Barry and the others to learn what he was doing , it had his MO written all over. They busted in the door and found Rathaway sleeping on a pile of shinny treasures like a huge dragon, completely naked and crying like an infant.

Rathaway WTF, said bary more annoyed than anything, dude this is weird, you haven’t sold anything why are you even doing this. It makes no sense.

I see a lot of rings in this pile, - said rathaway annoyed  - A LOT of rings.

So? – replied barry annoyed

A LOT of rings , where the fuck is mine! – said Rathaway.

Your’s We’re not even toge… - barry was confused

Oh so when we slept together the other night, and those long walks on the beach ( rathaway goes on to describe a huge list of things that never happened )  

Rathaway buddy, you need more self love, you don’t need to do this to get my attention.

Fuck you barry, seriously, am I gonna have to kidnap a bunch of children to get you to notice me? – said an annoyed rathaway, now standing up completely in the nude, everything visible!

Barry blushed and ran to cover his friend, noticing that he was also very very drunk. – barry placing both hands on rathaway’s shoulders said – you need to lover yourself more…

-fuck you too barry – replied rathaway

- that’s not what I mean – replied barry

- what im saying is, find things you love about yourself, work on  yourself, you need to…

- but rathaway interrupted him looking at barry straight in the eyes,

- One thing I like about me is that I'm nothing like you and I never will be., and saying this he kicked barry in the balls and ran away carried by an army of racoons laughing as loudly as he could, HAHAHAHAHA you’re an idiot barry, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH NOTICE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!