#she is the WORST at predicting how anything is gonna go
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partlysunny15 · 10 months ago
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my sister seeing spoilers about the betrayal on tiktok 🤝 her thinking the fates string is about grover
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starboundsingularities · 9 months ago
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good lird they did not make a gimmick blog about a real life murder
#someone fucking DIED but whatever who gives a shit it's funny i guess
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🥚 eggvidenced Follow
honestly with how suspicious and confusing everything on the dl-6 case was i wouldn't be surprised if it came out that it was that prosecutor guy tbh
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date posted: june 23, 2010
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⚖️ courtofpublicopinions Follow
🌟 rockliker270 Follow
ok hear me out. what abt winston payne though
🧊 just--ice Follow
okay now they're just making lawyers up
#also didn't mvk die or something?
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🔥 triedbyfire Follow
why the fuck are you people still posting about the gavinners as if theyre not copaganda. didn't the guitarist get convicted of murder
🎸 guiltiest-lovers837 Follow
so fucking tired of this "um um didn't daryan get convicted of murder" YEAH AND HE'S LITERALLY NOT IN THE FUCKING BAND ANYMORE. dipshit
🔥 triedbyfire Follow
are you gonna address the copaganda thing or
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🌻 attorneybout Follow
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he's so. 😳
📂 trialanderror Follow
why is he defending
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OP WHY IS HE DEFENDING???
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🦈 giantlakemonsters Follow
i just wanna hear about another gourdy sighting thats all
🥜 liberdeez Follow
op. i'm so sorry op. gourdy isn't real you have to let her go. they had a whole trial about it.
🔐 wrightorwrong Follow
hi!! so this isn't actually the case as while gourdy was briefly mentioned in a trial, said trial had nothing to do with whether or not gourdy was "real" per se as much as. well. murder, actually. while gourdy WAS found out to be an inflatable steel samurai this was not brought up in the case at all as the veracity of gourdy wasn't really as relevant as the fact that the witness was looking for gourdy rather than at the murder she claimed to have seen. plus this was also a relatively small part of a MUCH larger trial which for those interested not only solved the dl-6 case but ALSO marked the end of prosecutor von karma's ~40 year long record and the court records are really a fascinating read through!!
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#thanks again lawblr
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🍒 cherriescoola Follow
btw i was at the park the other day and klavier gavin (of gavinners fame) was there and obv there was a huge crowd but this guy was there with him and at some point he (the other guy) waved to the crowd and someone still screamed like it was klavier??? who was that guy ive never seen him before in my life
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🩸 has-dl6-been-solved-yet Follow
December 28, 2016
YES!!!
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🪙 tellerlikeitis Follow
guys help i'm a bank teller and this guy just introduced himself as robin banks what do i do
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you gotta let him rob you that's the law
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👻 ghostesswiththemostest Follow
look if i ever get convicted of murder im just hiring the lawyer with the coolest sounding name
💼 courtofwaw Follow
bestie if you already got convicted it is Too Late
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📋 lawandwhoreder Follow
guys i know it's real fun to think people just can predict whatever but if you look at the earliest reblogs of that post that "guessed" the true killer in the dl-6 case it was actually a post about how they didn't want to go to the store. clearly edited
#stg nobody bothers to factcheck anything anymore
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🐺 lawnewolf Follow
i am NOT homophobic or whatever the fuck you guys are saying now i just think its weird to write fanfiction about realass people?? go touch grass ffs
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the fun police (this guy) putting me in yaoi court but the lawyers (phoenix witrght and miles edgeworth) just keep trying to make out (real court is like this too btw)
🐺 lawnewolf Follow
YOU HAVE SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU.
#look idc what your enemies to lovers fic bullshit says #they're straight. and more importantly REAL PEOPLE. #there's TENSION because they are in COURT and there are LIVES on the LINE. #not because they wanna fuck. god.
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🔮 inhighspirits Follow
why dont they just ask the spirit mediums to ask the victims who killed them this law shit is easy
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seriously i cant believe they gave this guy a law degree
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what do you mean evidence fraud
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🎧 instrumentalillness Follow
fuck you *unguilties your love*
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🎀 copiicat Follow
perjury isnt illegal btw in fact if youre one of tge witnesses youre legally required to lie on the stand. thats why everyone does it. trust me
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mcflymemes · 7 months ago
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CHALLENGERS (2024) PROMPTS *  assorted dialogue, adjust as necessary.
who says i want somebody to be in love with me?
i don't want to fuck you to prove a point.
fuck me because you want to.
are you gonna do it or not?
tastes even better than it looks.
i just told you i missed you.
i really want to kiss you right now, but i'm worried that if i try, you'll think i'm the worst friend in the world.
you know, it hurts me sometimes how little you believe in yourself.
decimate that little bitch.
let's be honest, you gotta feel bad for the kid.
you're not a spring chicken anymore.
dude. he's a pancake. you're gonna flatten him.
how's this feeling?
we're ready for you.
so obviously this isn't the result you wanted today.
you choked.
i don't want you to embarrass yourself.
i'm just a little rusty. it's a confidence thing.
get your fucking confidence back. i can't do it for you.
i'm so sick of you using this as an excuse to have a fucking meltdown.
you said we could watch a movie.
you're evil.
i'm gonna quiz you on it tomorrow.
sir, i don't know who you are.
i don't think we have much more to talk about.
i haven't spoken to you in five years.
i was just taking a little nap.
move, or i'm calling the cops.
you were really something back then, huh?
we always talked about how amazing it would be to win this together.
i'm a crazy person.
any predictions about how that's going to go?
can you do me a favor? can you not, like... demolish me tomorrow?
shut the fuck up.
if it matters to you so much, i can just give it to you.
i need it to look like i really beat you.
don't guilt me with your dying grandmother.
she's the hottest woman i've ever seen.
you were... fucking incredible.
baby, we've got to get going.
i'm not going to that party.
are you that threatened by me?
we can't both just go in there, dicks swinging.
i'd let her fuck me with a racket.
hey, do you smoke?
of course they will remember you.
see, that's your problem. you think you're like an artist or something.
you just want to win because you love it when people tell you how talented you are.
are you on facebook?
i told you tennis was boring.
you just got this crazy look on your face.
are you on a date?
i don't kiss and tell.
why did you want to have dinner with me?
i think you might be the worst friend in the world.
i didn't know you were so concerned about my feelings.
of course you still have a thing for her.
we just had what i'm assuming is the best sex of our lives.
i fucked your brains out?
what do you think you need? a cheerleader? a fuck buddy? a girlfriend?
you're talented, you're charming, and you've got a big dick.
excuse me for inconveniencing you.
don't expect to sleep here tonight.
stop going easy on me.
i'll be whatever you need me to be. i'll fuck off if you want me to.
i need you here, actually.
you're referring to when i declared my love for you.
you're not in love with me anymore?
i've been dreaming about this for five years.
i'm gonna propose something to you, and it's gonna make you angry. it's gonna make you very angry. but you have to hear me out, okay?
i'm finally ready to listen to you.
how dare you fucking ask me that.
do you think it's cute what you're doing? do you think it's funny?
that's the stupidest fucking thing i've ever heard.
i've always wanted you.
you didn't do anything to me. i did it all to myself.
i think i've reached the limit of my willingness to have this conversation with you.
do you understand how embarrassing it is that you're here?
you've never beaten me.
tell me it doesn't matter.
will you just hold me?
i'm not here to fuck you.
i miss watching you play. you were so beautiful.
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flippinpancakes64 · 4 months ago
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cullens reacting to reader being distant
Cullens with a distant S/O
Thank you for requesting and I hope you like it!
I plan on opening my requests soon so please bear with me everyone, I'm almost through with what I have in my inbox
And sorry I got a little carried away on some of these.... I love you Jasper <3
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Edward:
He would know why you were acting this way
Whether it is because you're upset with him, upset with someone else, upset in general, or maybe feeling sick
That doesn't change the fact that he is still concerned
The good part about reading minds is that he knows what people are thinking
Unfortunately it doesn't help him when he needs to actually say something to someone
He has a brief moment of self hatred
He still thinks he's a monster
And if you're pulling away from him for whatever reason then it must be because you think he is one too
But then he just thinks back to the actual reason why you're upset and calms himself down
If you're upset at him about something he did, he is working on fixing it immediately
But I feel like he wouldn't be too good with words
Like he would give you a bunch of gifts and hope that helps
You're gonna have to be the one to sit him down if you wanna talk through it
Now if you're just upset in general he also wouldn't know what to do
He would bring you stuff again like your favorite food, a new outfit (picked out by Alice), or anything else he knows you like
Or if you're feeling sick he'll start taking care of you immediately
(Unashamed plug to my other story about reader being sick 😼 )
Whatever the case is, he is not going to let this blow over naturally
As soon as you start pulling away from him or acting distant he is trying his best to fix it
He has a bit of an obsessive attachment style...
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Alice:
She was out running some errands with Esme when she gets a flash into the future of you pulling away from one of her kisses
She immediately drops whatever she was holding and she is on her way
She plays stupid when she gets back home to you
Acting like how she normally would to see if her vision was right
And when it is right, her mind starts going a mile a minute
She didn't get any predictions before this about anything that happened to or with you
She is confused
And hurt
But she will also not let this linger
She wants to get to the bottom of the problem right now
So she sits down wherever you are and just straight up asks what's wrong
And she's not going to leave until you tell her
She may have eternity with you
But she doesn't want to spend a single moment of that apart
If you are avoiding her because of something she did, she would prefer that you just say what it is
She doesn't need sugarcoating
And she will fix it
It doesn't matter what it is
She's very receptive to criticism
For, like, the next week or so she is all yours
You want to do something that she has expressed no desire to do before? Get ready she already has the car packed
She might even let you pick your own outfits if it will make you feel better
She will not leave you alone, though
Another one who is just a touch clingy
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Jasper:
Oh don't hurt me
The moment you pull away from his touch or from one of his kisses, his mind immediately starts to assume the worst
You realized how much of a monster he is, you decided you didn't want to look past all of his scars, he isn't making enough progress with being a "vegetarian", you found someone better, you realized you deserve better
Ouch
He leaves you alone immediately
And leaves the house
And maybe the state
And maybe the country
But more than likely he just goes and sits in the woods far away from the house
If he could cry he would
If you're a human, this hits him especially hard
He has been working so hard to be safe and cautious around you, challenging himself every day because he wants to be better for you
But there was always a voice in the back of his head that was saying he would never be enough
And now he feels like it's right
You are going to have to be the one to go get him
If the problem you had was with him, sorry you're gonna have to be the one to make amends
Whatever the problem is that you have with him, big or small, he is changing it immediately
Like I'm telling you if you told this man that you think he's too tall or smthn he is going to Carlisle and asking for his spinal vertebrae to be compressed
If it's just a different problem that you have he is so relieved
Like again he would cry if he could
But out of relief this time
He would pull the moon out of sky and force the sun to stay up longer if you said you didn't have enough time in a day
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Rosalie:
Instant flashbacks
Seeing you pull away from her, turn over in the bed while cuddling, give her only a light peck instead of a full kiss
It reminds her of how she was with her old fiance
She didn't truly love him, and he didn't truly love her
She shied away from him, and he never really initiated
Seeing this in you reminded her of herself
And that is not something she wanted to see
She mostly leaves you alone about it
Of course she still tries everything she can
But the more you pull away, the more she stops trying
She doesn't want you to pull away or for your love to end
But tbh she's at a loss for what to do
She has no clue what to do in this situation
About a week passes and it gets to the point where you're hardly talking to her, fully turned away on your side of the bed, not walking with her at school
The final straw that makes her talk to you is when she sees the necklace she got you that you never take off sitting on the bathroom counter
She isn't gentle when she confronts you, she literally walks up to you and goes "what's the problem?"
Very blunt, but effective
She won't let up on it until you tell her what's bothering you
If it's something small that she did, she starts laughing
Like if you say something like "You were talking to Emmett last week more than me" then I'm sorry but she starts giggling
But if it's like an actual problem she gets so serious and vows to change her ways
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Emmett:
He's not stupid
The moment he did something wrong, he sees the look on your face, even if it's only for a brief second
So when you pull away from him later, he knows exactly what happened
And he stops it right there
He explains that he knew what he did was wrong the moment he did it
And that he's sorry and will never do it again
And he doesn't do it again
That's what happens 9 times out of 10
But if you catch him off guard?
Okay yeah he is a little stupid
If you start pulling away and acting distant he immediately starts to rack his brain for things that he could have done
If he finds nothing, he is truly at a loss
He lets it fester for a bit, hoping that you'll come to him when you're ready to talk
But he only really gives it like three days max
And then he just goes up to you like
"... So.... uh.... everything okay?"
If it's something he did he curses himself for not thinking of that
And if it's something else that he could have helped with he curses himself for leaving you alone for so long
Either way he makes up for it :)
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Esme:
Another one who notices immediately
And gets worried immediately
She is not someone who will let it sit
Like at all
She wants to know what's wrong
If it's something she did she instantly tries to fix it
And she starts apologizing profusely
Like it could literally be something as stupid as her walking on the other side of the pole while you guys were out shopping
And she is on her knees begging for forgiveness
But if it's something else she is on the case to help
If you're pulling away from her because you're stressed with school, work, life in general, literally anything she is now taking at least half of that load
If you work she starts doing your paperwork for you
If it's school she starts doing all of your assignments
It's not like either is hard for her
She will take over responsibilities until you feel like you're ready for them again
And even then she still might keep a couple of them for herself
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Carlisle:
He might not notice as quick as some of the others
If you're a human, his schedule is rough on you
He's gone almost the entire time that you're awake
And he gets back super late
So he doesn't find it weird if you refuse one of his hugs or turn away from one of his kisses
He just thinks you're tired
But if this continues for a couple days?
That's when he gets concerned
He takes one of his super rare lunch breaks from the hospital to come home while he knows you're up and awake
If you still act distant then, that's when he knows
And he wastes no time
He's super sweet about it, he starts by asking if you've been more tired recently
But he will pry further if he notices that that's not what it is
If it's something that he did, maybe him being at work so much, he works quickly to fix it
Taking more days off, actually taking his breaks, just being home more in general
If it's something else that he did (*insert whatever scenario here*), he gets upset at himself for not seeing that sooner
He is a caring, compassionate man
And the fact that he did something to hurt you and then completely forgot he did that or didn't consider that it would hurt you
He's disgusted at himself
Name what you want him to do, and it's done
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Vampire! Bella:
She's a little clueless
Not as in she doesn't realize that she did something wrong, but moreso that she didn't realize it would hurt as much
She didn't get bothered by too much when she was a human
People making digs at her, people not showing interest in wanting to hang out with her, it didn't really get to her
So her mind doesn't immediately go to that when she sees that you're upset
She's at a loss for what it could be tbh
She doesn't let it go on for too long though
After all she does love you and she does realize that she misses being able to hold and kiss you as much
If it's something she did, she apologizes
Will want to have a talk with you about what you need from her
Like I said she wasn't and isn't as bothered by a lot of things as you might be
And she wants to be on the same page
If it's something else entirely then she will be more than willing to be there for you and comfort you
And help you out if that's what you need
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the-owl-tree · 6 months ago
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changing skies predictions but im overdramatic and mean about them:
avos rehash of the ugh kids these days dont respect anything plotline but even worse, now with tawnypelt instead of her cringe husband
this will be the only allusion to avos. twigbranch and violetshine will sink deeper into background character hell. sorry avos protagonist enjoyers, the authors genuinely dont seem to gaf about them
the authors getting really mad that people like tigerheartstar so theyre going to make him an unreasonable antagonistic figure again.
probably squirrelstar too because she is now being subjected to the Leaders Curse
shadowsight is going to be alluded to but despite having such clear parallels to the main character he probably won't play a main part apart from someone calling him a dumb fuck for being manipulated
someone dies from being caught in the dynamite explosion that will hopefully blow up the moonpool forever. this cool death should go to some character that is old and that i like. however, i wish death upon those i dont like
leafstar going blind and it tying into her clan questioning her capacity to lead........is anyone else kind of bracing themselves for the worst here?
man. is this a tbc rehash but worse? guys tbc was great, you fixed the ashfur problem! you don't have anyone else to do that with unless you're about to do some bizarre retconning.
tbc but with moonpaw and uh mapleshade because we need fifty more mapleshade appearances before we even consider making another prominent female villain that doesn't die immediately
honestly. something really catholic is probably gonna happen considering how asc is going.
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primussavethesemechs · 1 year ago
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I want the human/cybertronian life difference to be talked about more in canon
Cuz I mean. it’s RIGHT THERE.
Just a smidgen of true acknowledgment I BEG YOU HASBRO‼️
i mean come on all it takes is someone mentioning how long the wars been going for one of the humans to go “4 MILLION YEARS???? WHAT THE FUCK HOW OLD ARE YOU???”
And optimus or ratchet to be like “…5/7 million?” And all of the humans to have a break down CUZ WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUVE BEEN ALIVE SINCE BEFORE THE HUMAN SPECIES EXISTED??? WE WERE MONKEYS WHEN YOU WERE BORN???
And the (woefully uniformed) cybertronians to be like “??? What do YOU mean your species was still evolving when I onlined, how long do you guys live?? A thousand?? A few hundred??”
And the gobsmacked humans to be like “??? NO WE HARDLY LIVE OVER A HUNDRED ITS CONSIDERED AN ACCOMPLISHMENT?? AVERAGE OLD AGE DEATH IS LIKE MID 80s!! TECHNICALLY THE AVERAGE LIFE SPAN IS 72 OR SOMETHING???”
Cue the autobots being like “😨 72??? THATS A CHILD WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT⁉️”
the more attached/emotional bots looking at their charges and realizing that not only are they sparklings compared to them but they’ll die as sparklings too in just a few decades, causing them to straight up have a mini meltdown.
Yeah they’re in a war and they’ve lost plenty of friends, but never to anything as predictable and inescapable as old age.
It’s the seeing-it-coming part that gets to them, the slow dread of knowing that even if they do everything right and keep them out of danger and they stay healthy there’s nothing they can do to stop them from withering away in a couple of decades.
Most versions of bumblebee looking at their charge/friend and realizing his assumptions about the fact that since they’re both still young that they’ll have plenty of time to just. Live together and have fun- are wrong?? Immediately tears. Even if cybertronians can’t cry tears he’s doing whatever the equivalent is and running away to cry in his room. And then running back to snatch them and take them with him cuz HE CANT WASTE A SECOND IF THEIR LIFESPANS ARE REALLY THAT SHORT HES GONNA JUST HAVE TO SPEND 24/7 WITH THEM
This whole concept ESPECIALLY applies to TFP since all of them got their own little human buddy and there’s only like 5 autobots to begin with (of the main season 1 crew) they’ve lost so many of their own so recently, their numbers are already dwindling down to nothing, they’re losing the war and the kids are what’s given them a major morale boost. To continue fighting they need hope, and the kids have kind of become their hope for the future- to know they’ll die off in under a century despite how young they still are is a shot to the spark.
Look me in the eye and tell me bee wouldnt panic hearing that Raf only has 70-80 years to live. LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME HE WOULDNT HAVE SOME KIND OF FIT OVER BEING TOLD THAT HIS LITTLE BUDDY (from a cybertronian perspective) HAS A LIFESPAN EQUIVALENT TO A LATE STAGE TERMINAL ILLNESS DIAGNOSIS. Bee would start treating Raf like a kid with stage 4 cancer 😭
I just KNOW bulkhead would have the worst reaction other than bee, maybe even worse cuz he looks at miko and realizes she’s used up basically a fifth of her entire lifespan already and she’s Still So Little and straight up starts weeping. That’s his DAUGHTER you can’t take her from him so soon it’s not FAIR! He might have to go destroy a canyon wall or something to let some of the anger and grief out
Arcee is Not taking it well either.
She JUST got attached to this one, just got used to a new partner and your telling her that no matter what she does he’s never going to last as long as tailgate of cliff jumper did?? Even if both he and she do everything they’re supposed to do to protect him and extended his life?? Depression time baby
Optimus and ratchet don’t react as much outwardly to the news as the others but inside they’re both 💔💥
These kids have brought optimus a level of contentment he hasn’t felt in vorns, and he sees how bright their spirits shine- Only to now know those precious spirits will burn out in less than a century- it gnaws at him inside, yet another strike from the cruelty of fate
Ratchet is devastated but refuses to acknowledge it, these kids- yes even miko- have become his pseudo grandkids and he’s not ready, nor will he ever be ready, to outlive them. Jacks reminds him too much of a younger optimus, still learning and still hopeful. Miko is… well she has a fire to her that ratchet can appreciate (when she’s not actively annoying him) she’s determined enough to make anything happen which he does begrudgingly respect even if he wishes she wouldn’t just throw herself into any and every situation just for fun.
And Raf…
Raf is his apprentice, the only one of the kids to understand him and listen intently to his stories of cybertron. To show appreciation for his work and his ideas, to Listen and Learn and Improve his inventions. He harbors the most fondness for Raf since he sees so much potential in him, and has taken him under his wing in teaching him cybertronian language and biology.
He feels almost like he’s training a student to take his place- only for the ground to be ripped out from under him to know that Raf will never have the chance to succeed him, will never even outlive him.
A parent should never have to bury their child, and ratchet already feels that he has.
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TLDR the autobots find out humans have fruit fly lifespans next to them and become one big soggy mess of tears, optimus and ratchet included although they try to have a stiff upper lip about it (and fail to varying extents)
I swear this was supposed to be about any and all continuities but TFP took over completely😭 idk it just fits the best since they focus so much on how attached the bots get to the kids
Edit: btw this was inspired from the fact I found out that the cybertronian equivalent to a year (yes I know technically they have solar cycles which are roughly a human year but what they consider a year vs their lifespan/time perception is different) is a vorn. A vorn is 80 HUMAN YEARS. I saw that and went “oh wow a vorn is like a whole human lifespan!😃” and then I went “OH A VORN IS A WHOLE HUMAN LIFESPAN 😀“
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and-claudia · 1 month ago
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Against All Odds pt. 13 (Joel Miller x fem! reader)
General Warnings for later on: The main story will have an age gap between Joel and the reader (Reader will be 25 once we get to the main storyline), this will also be your warning that it will eventually be an x pregnant reader (if that’s not your jam, I’m sorry) there is also going to be more graphic/trigger parts later on so please always to be sure to read the warnings BEFORE reading. This story will also be 18+ and TO BE ON THE TAGLIST YOU CAN NOT BE AN AGELESS BLOG (i do actually check that) also there first hand full of parts are all prologue so Joel won’t actually be in it for a bit
Warnings for this part: storms, smut, fingering, possible accent kink if you squint (idk if that's even a thing tbh)
So like I said this is a small tribute to my online bestie turned IRL bestie @fan-g0rl we became friends over a part of my Mandalorian fanfic that was titled "The Storm" and so I wanted to do this part as a little easter egg for her... I didn't mean for there to be smut at the end of this either it just kinda happened...
word count: 4200+
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A couple of weeks and many miles later: 
"Hey Joel, I know it's risky, but we need to find proper shelter for tonight... those updrafts are gonna be a storm here soon." I said, nodding over to some clouds in the distance. 
"I was afraid of that... keep an eye on them, okay?" He said. 
"I will." 
And true to my word, I did. And just as I predicted, they formed into storms. And big ones at that. We were in the country side where clearly some farmers had lived. Joel pointed out one of the houses situated up on a hill that would give us a good vantage point on the storms and would keep us up away from any flooding. The back half of the ranch house was still mostly intact, and we were using that as our shelter for the time being.
"I don't like the look of that..." I said from where we had found shelter for the night. "What are you looking at?" Ellie asked. 
"You see how the whole storm is spinnin'?" 
She nodded.
"It's a supercell. Which means hail, heavy rain... maybe a tornado." 
"Tornado?" Ellie asked nervously. 
"Yeah... not super likely, but possible. That's why Joel's out looking for a storm cellar. This big of house is bound to have one somewhere. The worst-case scenario is we hold up there for the night. It'll be safer than here." I explained, trying not to scare her. 
“How will we know if there’s a tornado coming?” She asked. 
I sighed, “Honestly, we probably won’t. Before the outbreak, and even from what I remember in some of the QZs, they had sirens that would go off if there was really any hazardous weather heading for an area, not just for tornadoes but now, especially for us being out here, we’re kinda just relying on our eyes and ears to know. We don’t even have radar anymore.” I explained. 
“Fun.” She said, clearly nervous. 
“Don’t worry, I doubt anything is going to happen. It’s been getting too cold already. I think we’re just going to get a lot of rain, probably some hail. Hopefully, the hail core won’t pass directly over us.” 
She nodded just as Joel was coming back. 
“Find anything?” I asked. 
“Yeah, it’s around the side of the house. I checked it out. It’s empty, save for a few mice.” He said. 
I nodded, “If you want any shot at catching dinner, you should go now before that storm hits.” I said, not taking my eyes off of it. 
“Actually, I found some cans down there brought a variety back that weren’t bloated.” He said, squatting down and setting them down on the ground. 
I glanced over and saw the variety he was setting out. Some of them actually didn’t look half bad. 
“What’s the storm lookin like?” He asked, coming to stand beside me as Ellie went over to raid the selection of cans. 
“We’re definitely getting rain, maybe hail. That thing is spinning like a top. I think we’ll be okay here, though. It’s been too cold for anything, I think…” I said with a sigh, finally turning to look at him. 
He nodded, “Okay, worst-case scenario, like I said, the cellar is just around the corner.” 
“So, what’d you bring up?” I asked, walking over to join Ellie in looking at our options for dinner. 
We all picked out our dinner and then sat together, watching the storm roll in. There was a lot of cloud-to-ground lightning in it, and it was stunning. By the time we were done eating, the storm was fast approaching. I went ahead and told Ellie to get some rest while Joel and I watched the storm come in. Joel was being our usual lookout, despite the fact that we hadn’t seen any signs of any people in weeks. I was still keeping an eye on the storm. 
“It’s been so long since I’ve seen a storm like this.” I whispered to him as we sat on the old back porch. 
“It’s really something.” He said, nodding before looking over at me. I was sitting in the doorway, resting my head against the frame. 
“Hey, come here.” He said, nodding me over as he adjusted the way he was sitting so I could come over and sit between his legs. 
I smiled and got up to walk over. I sat down and settled down between his legs, leaning back to rest against his chest. The lightning continued to put on a show in front of us and the rain had finally started falling. The pitter-patter of it on the roof was slowly lulling me to sleep. 
His arms snaked around my waist, allowing him to rest his hands against my small bump. I smiled as his large hands cradled it so gently, and I relaxed even more into him. 
“They’re getting bigger.” He commented. 
“Gee, thanks.” I said with a small laugh. 
“Hey, it’s a good thing.” He said, pressing a small kiss to the side of my head. 
“I know, means everything is assumingly okay in there.” I said, bring my hands to join his. 
About a week ago, I had expressed to him how scared I was that something would go wrong with the baby. The QZs didn’t have the best prenatal care, but it was at least something. Out here, I had nothing. There was no one who could check on the baby and make sure everything was going the way it should. And with this being my first baby, I literally had no clue what was normal and what wasn’t besides the obvious, common sense stuff. 
“Have you felt them yet?” He asked. 
“I don’t think so… at least not that I was able to be like that was definitely the baby.” I explained. 
“I’m sure you will soon.” He said, rubbing my bump slightly. 
I shifted some and moved to undo the button and zipper of my jeans, and once I did, I relaxed back into Joel. 
“Feel better?” He teased. 
“Mhm, much better. I am betting I’ve got two more weeks before these jeans cut in too much for me to wear them.” I said, sighing. 
I felt him nod, “Okay, we’ll figure it out.” 
Despite the loud claps of thunder, I was getting quite tired, but I wanted to stay awake until the storm passed, just in case something happened. A small yawn slipped past my lips, and I heard Joel chuckle behind me. 
“Getting tired?” He asked, his voice low. 
“Nope.” I said, shaking my head, but another yawn slipped out. 
“You should go get some sleep.” He said.
“No, I’d rather stay here with you.” I said, leaning my head to the side to rest on his shoulder so I could turn my head and look at him. 
“We haven’t seen anyone in weeks, not even evidence of others… just tonight, leave it be and come lay with me. Please?” I said, giving him my best puppy eyes. 
“You make it hard to say no to you when you do that…” He said, leaning over to kiss me. 
He had become much more affectionate the past few weeks, and I wasn’t complaining in the least. I was loving it. 
“Come on, before I change my mind.” He said, dropping his hands from my bump to my hips and giving one of them a small tap. 
I scooted forward and stood up, then turned to offer him a hand up. 
“I’m the one that’s supposed to be helping you up.” He said, but took my hand anyway. 
Once he was up, I quietly led us back inside, never dropping his hand. I looked over to where Ellie was and found her fast asleep, using her backpack as a pillow. Joel and I settled down together and eventually fell asleep as well. 
When I woke up, I sat up and noticed Ellie was gone. 
“Joel!” I said, shaking his leg harshly to get him to wake up. 
He woke with a start and looked around panicked for a moment before focusing on me. 
“What? What’s wrong?” He asked, his voice raspy from sleep. 
“Dude, what’s wrong with his voice?” Ellie asked as she walked in through where the back door should be. 
I let out a huge sigh when I saw her and rested my head in my hand. 
“Oh my god, Ellie, where were you? I woke up and didn’t see you anywhere. It scared the shit out of me.” I said. 
I wasn’t trying to make her feel bad for it. It had just truly scared me. 
“I’m sorry, I woke up and really had to pee… I just went out back. I didn’t mean to worry you.” She said. 
“It’s okay. Really, just wasn’t prepared for you to be gone… and actually, now that you mention it, I’m going to go do the same.” I said before standing up and stretching. I cringed slightly at the sound of my joints popping. 
When I got back, Joel was more awake, now sitting up, leaning against the wall. 
“Mornin’” He said when I walked in. 
“Good morning. Sorry for startling you awake.” I said. 
“S’okay. Rather you do I, and there be nothing wrong, then not do it and something be wrong.” He said with a nod. 
We ended up packing up and raiding what cans we could before setting off again. We actually found some more shot gun ammo in their cellar as well that we were all shocked hadn’t been raided. Our best guess was the house was falling into disrepair before the outbreak so no one really ever considered raiding it.
There was a new chill in the air now. That storm was probably the last big one of the season. The leaves around us had already changed and slowly were falling from the trees. I knew that as it got even colder, our pace would slow even more, which made me even more nervous about the baby than I already was. I was really starting to have doubts that we would make it there in time. 
A cold front came through within the following days, forcing us to double up some of our clothes as temperatures dropped. Luckily, we had managed to find some warmer gear at Bill and Frank’s that survived the crash back in Kanssas City. I was also greatful that I had remembered to find a jacket that was too big so it would fit me as the baby grew. 
Conversation, as we walked, varied from stories from before the outbreak to what we would be doing if the outbreak had never happened to the baby and everything in between. 
“So, what were you doing before everything happened, Joel?” Ellie asked as we walked along. 
“Nothing, I just did my job.” He said bluntly. 
“Which was… building?” She asked, causing me to smile. 
“That’s right. Houses, stores, that kinda thing. We were called contractors.” He explained. 
“That contractor,” Ellie said in a dramatic voice, “That’s pretty cool.” 
“Yeah, we were pretty cool. Everybody loved contractors.” He said, and I actually let out a small laugh. 
“What’s funny?” He asked, looking over at me.
“Nothing.” I said, shaking my head with a smile. 
“It’s obviously something, please share.” He pressed teasingly. 
“Well, I don’t have much experience with them… but everybody definitely did not love contractors. I can vaguely remember us having one come to look at our foundation or something, and I swear my pa complained about him for weeks.” I said with a laugh, causing Joel and Ellie to do the same. 
“Okay, so maybe not everyone loved us.” Joel conceded. 
Once the laughter ended, Ellie looked over to me, “I’m just curious because you’ve talked about him after the outbreak, but what was your dad like before it? Was he the same?” 
I shook my head, “No, he was so different before everything.” I said, picturing what fuzzy memories I could. 
“He was a fairly stereotypical dad, honestly, but when I was little, I swear he hung the moon. He would go to work every weekday, come home, eat dinner with us, have a beer, then go sit in his recliner and watch whatever game was on, but definitely preferred watching NASCAR.” I said, remembering sitting with all my brothers around the TV, watching the different colored cars go around the track. 
“What’s NASCAR?” Ellie asked. 
“Racing, like in cars. It was honestly pretty boring most of the time. They just went around an oval track… but honestly… I would give just about anything to watch one more race with all of them…” I said suddenly, feeling tears well up in my eyes at the sudden feeling of missing them. 
Joel must have seen me wiping my eyes because his steps fell into rhythm with mine as he put his arm around my shoulders as we walked. 
“What about you, Joel? Were you a NASCAR fan?” I asked, trying to distract myself. 
He shook his head. 
“Not really. I was more of a football guy.” He said. 
“My brother played. I got dragged to so many high school games. But I was way too young to actually understand what was happening.” I said. 
“Wait, is it that hard to understand?” Ellie asked. 
That led us into a long conversation that was mostly just Joel trying to explain the rules of the game while Ellie and I listened, nodded along, and asked questions. To tell the truth, I was getting more confused the more he explained but I just continued along with it. 
The next day, we decided to just walk for half the day and stopped after a few hours to rest. Since finding the additional ammo, Ellie had been itching to learn how to use the shotgun, and Joel was finally giving in. He had set up a makeshift shooting range in an open clearing and was finally trying to teach her how to use it. I sat back, watching the two of them. Ellie let off a few shots, each one of them missing the target Joel had set up. 
“Wide right. You’re flinchin’.” He said to her. 
“The target’s too small.” She said with a little frustration. 
“I made it bigger than I should’ve. Eject the cartridge.” 
She did as he said, “And I am not flinching.” She defended herself. 
“Mm-hmm.” He hummed in response. 
“This rifle just sucks.” She said, looking over at him. 
“Okay, give it.” He said, moving away so she could pass it to him. 
She handed it to him and then stood up to walk closer to me. 
“It doesn’t aim right. You’ll see.” She insisted. 
“Mm-hmm.” Joel hummed again as he adjusted his position. 
“Deep breath in, slow breath out. You squeeze the trigger, like you love it.” Joel explained, making me stifle a laugh behind my hand as Ellie shot me a funny look. 
“Steady… nice and slow.” He continued to narrate. 
“You gonna shoot this this or get it pregnant?” Ellie said with a sigh. 
Before I could stop myself, I chimed in, “Oh, trust me, that’s not how he did it.” 
Joel took his shot but then immediately looked over to Ellie and me. Ellie was giving me a disgusted look, and I was covering my mouth, trying not to laugh as Joel gave me a look that just said, “Did you really just say that?”. 
“I am so sorry! It slipped out before I could even think!” I said, finally letting my laughter out. 
“That was single-handedly the most disgusting thing I think you have ever said to me.” Ellie said. 
I couldn’t even apologize because I was laughing so hard. By this time, Joel had stood up and was walking over to us. He just shook his head at me, clearly trying not to smile. He handed the gun back over to Ellie. 
“Oh, and it aims just fine, by the way.” He said, nodding behind him to the target he had hit perfectly. 
“You dick!” Ellie said upon seeing that. She went back over to where they had been shooting from to try a few more times. 
“I cannot believe you said that.” He said, finally letting his smile show. 
“I swear it crossed my mind, and before I could stop myself, I was saying it.” I said, finally regaining my composure. 
“I mean, it is the truth…” He teased, nudging my shoulder. 
I closed my eyes, resting my head against his shoulder with a dreamy sigh. It had been a while since he and had sex like that. Honestly, it would still probably be a while before we were able to do it like that. Between traveling, the unknown of what was actually in Jackson, and being pregnant, our sex life was on hold for an undisclosed amount of time currently. 
“Have you thought about what might be in Jackson in terms of like a settlement, like what it’s like there?” I asked as we watched Ellie. 
“A little, trying not to get my hopes up, though.” He said, and I nodded in understanding. 
“Same… but there are two-no wait, three, yeah, three things I am hoping to get once we are there.” I said. 
“Oh yeah?” Joel turned to me and picked my head up from his shoulder, “And what are they?” 
“One, a hot meal. Now, don’t get me wrong, you’re a great chef out here,” I said, teasing and putting my hand on his knee, “But let's be honest, we’re eating what would have been roadkill pre-breakout. I want a real, true hot meal.” 
Joel let out a small laugh and nodded, “Okay, fair enough, that does sound really good. What else?” 
“A bed.” I said bluntly, and he smiled at that with a nod, clearly agreeing, “I don’t even care if it is just a few blankets on the ground and a pillow. I just want a bed that isn’t just the hard ground.” I said. 
“I agree.” He said. 
“Lastly, this one is a more recent desire, I must admit. But if I am able to still,” I leaned in closer to whisper in his ear, “I want to be properly fucked on that bed.” 
I pulled back just enough to see his reaction, and he was smiling at me. 
“I think I can make that happen, darlin’.” He said, leaning in. 
I leaned up to kiss him, smiling into it. I hadn’t even heard the gunshots stopping until I heard Ellie’s voice, causing us to separate. “You two are disgusting.” She said, shaking her head and causing us to laugh. 
We all packed up and gathered our stuff before making our way out of the clearing for the night as the sun began to set. Finding shelter was getting harder because of the cold and the morning frosts that were now happening consistently. We were pretty far from any old towns, so actual buildings were few and far between. Luckily, there was the occasional cave and that is where we were holding up for the night. 
Joel rummaged through the can and found us each one for dinner. He even spoiled us tonight and heated them up carefully over the fire. He handed Ellie’s to her, then brought his and mine over to me to sit next to me while we ate. 
“I hope this can hold you over in terms of a warm meal.” He joked, handing me the warm can. 
“It’ll do for now.” I said with a smile. 
When he sat down, he was oddly close, not that I really minded just caught me off guard a little. As did him, leaning over to whisper in my ear. 
“If you promise to keep quiet, I have something that can try to help hold you over until I can properly fuck you again.” He whispered before causally leaning back away from me as if nothing had happened. 
I looked over at him but he was as casual as can be. 
“Do you want first watch?” Joel asked once we all finished up eating. 
“Sure.” She nodded. 
“I’m going to go refill the waters before Yn and settle in for the night.” Joel told her, collecting all of our canteens before disappearing. 
When he got back, I had already cleared an area for us too far away from the entrance to the cave but not too far away from the fire. I told Ellie goodnight before settling down with Joel. His back was to the entrance of the cave, and I was in front of him with my back to him as he held me from behind. 
Suddenly, his face came a little closer, and soon, his lips were on my neck. I small gasp escaped my lips. 
“Gotta stay quite, darlin’.” He said, his southern accent slipping out way thicker than it usually does. 
I bit my lip to keep myself quiet and melted into Joel. His hand then slipped under my shirt and began trailing up towards my breast before I stopped him by gently grabbing his wrist. 
“Joel…” I whispered cautiously. My breast had become very sensitive the past couple of days, and he knew that. 
“Sshh, I know, I’ll be gentle. Promise.” He whispered. 
And true to his words, he was extremely gentle as he groped at my breast. By this point, I had rolled onto my back so he could kiss my lips instead of just my neck. We lied like that for a bit before I began to get impatient. As much as I was enjoying this, I needed something more, or this would be a huge tease. 
Then, as if he had read my mind, his hand slowly retreated away from my breasts and went down to my already undone jeans. 
“Turn back to your side.” He said gently and I did as he requested and went back to how we were originally laying.
“Gonna stay quiet for me?” He whispered lowly in my ear. 
I nodded. 
“Good, girl.” 
His hand then dipped under the fabric of my panties and went straight to where I wanted them the most. He hadn’t even properly touched me, and my back was already arching slightly with anticipation. 
His fingers gently ran through my folds, feeling how wet I already was. 
“Damn, darlin’ all of this for me?” He asked. 
I bit my lip harder, trying not to moan in response to what he was saying to me. He’s usually not one to talk much during sex, but when he’s in the right mood to, his voice is sweet like honey, saying filthy things in the sweetest, smoothest southern accent. All I could do was nod in response. 
My breathing hitched as he slipped his finger into me. I pumped it only a few times before slipping in a second one. My whole body stiffened at the feeling. 
“Relax, darlin’, I got you.” 
That was all it took for me to become absolutely putty in his hands. He continued to fuck me slowly with his fingers. When his thumb found my clit and began circling it slowly, I knew I wasn’t going to last much longer. 
I sigh left my lips before I whispered, “Joel… m’close.” 
“Go ahead, come for me, sugar, just keep it quiet.” He said. 
That pet name, mixed with the accent and the magic he was working between my legs, sent me over the edge as my walls gripped his fingers. He continued to pump them in and out of me, helping me ride my orgasm as long as possible. When my body finally stilled and relaxed back against him, his fingers stilled before gently pulling out. Without any hesitation, he brought his fingers to his and sucked them clean. I lay there for a few minutes, coming down from my high and catching my breath. 
Eventually, though, I sighed, knowing I would need to change out of these panties and go to the bathroom. Luckily, I still had a clean pair from when we rinsed clothes last. I patted Joel’s arm that was around me. 
“I’m going to go to the bathroom real quick.” I said, sitting up once his arm loosened. 
He knew what I was about to go do and sat up, grabbing my pack for me and handing it over. I found what I needed and put them in my back pocket to not alert Ellie of anything that had just happened. 
“I’ll be right back.” I said, leaning over to kiss Joel one last time. 
“We can rinse all the clothes tomorrow night and dry them by the fire.” He said before I stood up, to which I nodded to. 
I made sure that my footsteps were loud enough to alert Ellie of my approach so as not to startle her. 
“What are you doing? I thought y'all went to bed?” She asked, looking over at me. 
“Yeah, I just had to pee.” I said, and she nodded as I walked past to find an area to do my business and change. 
Once I got back, I put the old pair in my bag to get rinsed tomorrow before settling back down with Joel. His arm snaked around my waist, and I scooted back until I was flush against him. A content sigh left my lips as my eyes slipped shut, and I drifted off to sleep. 
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Heartfirst: A Ted Lasso Story - Chapter Ten
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Chapter Ten: Three Characters
Plot: Y/n puts her career at risk to help defend one of the Greyhounds.
Word Count: 4.2k
Warnings: f!reader, language
A/N: This is barely spell checked, full warning.
Quick thanks to all of you for the lovely asks and comments you’ve been dropping. I really had no expectations for this one but I’m really glad people are enjoying it. Hopefully you enjoy this one as well! 💙
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Jamie Tartt had a lot of regrets in his life.
He regretted how he’d treated his teammates. How he’d been a prick to good people like Ted. How he’d gone about his relationship with Keeley. His first years in the Premier League were nothing but regrets.
“Come on, Tartt!”
And inviting Y/n to train with him that one morning he’d needed to pee was up there with the worst of them.
She was jogging significantly faster than him, but she had the advantage of not having Roy Kent on a bike tied to her waist.
Y/n ran backwards, showing off purely because she could. She faced Jamie with a smirk.
“Roy,” she called, “How ‘bout subbing me in for the Arsenal match?”
“If you’re faster than him,” Roy called back, “I’ll fucking consider it.”
Jamie grimaced, pushing himself to go faster. Y/n grinned at the effort and turned back around to keep her own pace.
She’d been different since Amsterdam, Jamie had noticed. There was a new levity to her. She was more talkative, she was smiling more, and just all around seemed more…her. The little he had seen of her privately, she seemed more of that.
And while he liked that, he was fucking exhausted by her and Roy teaming up against him.
“March,” Roy shouted for Jamie to run faster. He let out a casual whistle as Richmond locals watched them pass by.
“Good news is, after this,” Y/n called from the front, “Are burpees!”
Jamie groaned under his breath. She was enjoying this way too much.
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Among the many changes in Y/n since Amsterdam, she had a new weekly appointment to keep.
“So you don’t know his name,” Y/n recapped the story she’d just been told, “You didn’t sleep with him. You just danced and drank wine and he cooked for you and did your laundry and gave you a foot massage.”
Rebecca nodded, a mouth full of biscuit preventing her from doing any more than humming. They were currently seated on the couch in her office.
Y/n was floored. “Well, if that’s not a movie, I don’t know what is.”
“I’ve never experienced anything like it,” Rebecca cut a hand through the air, “It was…gezellig.”
“You’re gonna have to teach me what that means,” Y/n remarked, taking a sip of her tea, “That’s insane. And you really didn’t exchange names? Nothing?”
“Mm-mm,” Rebecca replied, “It was one of those moments in time that just…stays there. It was perfect.”
Y/n smiled, shaking her head, “Well, it sounds like this gezellig phenomenon’s got its work cut out. Needs to bring the two of you back together.”
Rebecca sighed, “I doubt it. And I think I’m okay with it. Like I said, perfect in its own time.”
“Hey,” Y/n smacked Rebecca’s arm lightly, “Maybe he’s Matchbox Man.”
Rolling her eyes, Rebecca got up to serve herself another cup of tea. “Oh, hush,” she scolded, “I should have never told you that.”
“It’s giving a skeptic a lot to believe in,” Y/n chuckled. She had never thought anything of psychics and now Rebecca was trying to convince her otherwise. “And I wouldn’t have guessed you did either.”
“I didn’t,” the blonde said as she poured, “I don’t. But all these…little things. The details. It’s bloody ridiculous, yes, but…”
“Well, I like the ending part,” Y/n said. The more she got to know her, it became quite easy to picture Rebecca as a mother. But Y/n had decided against paying her that compliment. It clearly meant a lot to her and she was still grappling with the weight of the prediction.
Rebecca collected her thoughts, coming back to the couch. “Enough about me. What’s new with you?”
“Nothing,” Y/n shrugged.
“Oh, I don’t believe that for a second,” Rebecca replied, “You’re happier, you’re relaxed…is there someone you’re not telling me about?”
“Uh, no,” Y/n laughed, shooting down the theory immediately, “Definitely not.”
“So none of the boys have tried anything?” Rebecca asked.
“No,” Y/n answered, “Blissfully. But they’re all pretty decent. I’m not too worried.”
“Oh, don’t let them hear you say that,” Rebecca muttered, “They may be gentlemen, but they’ll jump at any chance they get.”
Y/n laughed, but didn’t miss the way her boss’ eyes ever so briefly seemed to glaze over, lost in a thought.
“There something you wanna tell me?” Y/n asked.
Rebecca purposefully took a sip, forcing silence and innocently shaking her head. It was suspicious enough for Y/n to follow the money.
“They’re all perfectly lovely,” Rebecca smiled.
“Mm-hm,” Y/n smirked, not even trying to buy the denial.
“So, come on,” Rebecca changed the subject, “What is it then? What’s your secret?”
The only person Y/n had confided in about even 1% of her life’s history was Jamie, and that had only been because he understood it. She didn’t want to have to explain her revelations in Amsterdam and the complex backstory that came with them to anyone. But nearly everyone she’d encountered at Nelson Road that week had commented on her change in countenance. She hadn’t realized how obvious she’d been before.
“I think I’ve just…” Y/n sighed, “Settled in. I mean, I’m enjoying being here.”
Rebecca smiled and squeezed Y/n’s arm, “I’m glad. You’re a superb addition.”
Out of the many bosses she’d had, Y/n had never known one as kind as Rebecca. She was glad they’d started spending time together.
Y/n glanced at the clock on the wall, “Better get going.”
“What’s on the agenda today?” Rebecca asked.
“This will be my third attempt at getting footage from training for the socials,” Y/n set her empty teacup on the coffee table and rose, “When I say ‘wish me luck,’ I mean light a candle.”
“Oh no,” Rebecca replied, “What’s prevented you so far?”
Y/n wasn’t sure how to answer. The first day she and the staff photographer had come down to the pitch, the only shots they’d gotten were of various players throwing up or laying in fetal position. The second day consisted of shots where none of the boys looked like they knew what they were doing. Plus, a few action mode captures of Isaac making a corner kick, which Y/n felt needed to be kept for insurance purposes. On top of all of that, Ted had decided to start inviting fans to observe training which made things more tense, knowing that there were spectators watching every move. Y/n wasn’t sure what, or who, she’d find on the pitch that day.
“Well, you wouldn’t tell Van Gogh how to paint,” Y/n stopped at the door and faced Rebecca, “And you wouldn’t tell Ted how to coach.”
Rebecca smiled knowingly, giving Y/n a little ‘good luck’ nod before they both braved their separate days.
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Y/n rounded up Gavin, one of the photographers for the club, and headed out to the pitch. Training had already begun and Ted was in the midst of explaining an exercise.
“Hey,” Y/n said softly, greeting Trent who was observing from the railing.
“Hey,” Trent replied.
Y/n took the spot beside him, the two of them had developed an easy rapport. “What do we have today?”
Trent’s mouth opened and shut, unsure of how to describe what Ted had just set up. Rather than try, he simply nodded toward the team.
Y/n took a look at the Greyhounds. They were all clumped together, as usual. What was out of the ordinary were the red strings that seemed to be connecting one player to another, stemming from their…shorts?
“Where’s the string-“ Y/n questioned aloud, before the answer struck her, “Oh.”
Trent rubbed at his lower lip, “Yeah.”
Y/n turned to Gavin, who was waiting for instructions. “You can go ahead and go back in, Gavin, we’re not getting anything today.”
Once he’d been sent off, Y/n went back to watching the team. They moved awkwardly to their positions, never straying too far from one another. When Ted blew his whistle, they became even more clunky, yet still moving with lightning quick reflexes. Driven purely by fear.
Trent and Y/n watched, both of them slightly amused. At some point, Y/n quietly pulled out her phone. It was too memorable a moment to not save for the rest of eternity.
“I may have my journalistic integrity,” Trent leaned in and whispered, pointing to Y/n’s phone, “But that is fantastic blackmail material.”
“Oh, I know,” Y/n chuckled, “Or I’ll just play it when they need to be humbled.”
Cries of pain and panic popped up on different ends of the pitch. So far, they’d avoided the ultimate injury, but it stood to wonder how long they could go before someone-
“AH!”
The pitch fell silent, everyone’s breath stuck in their chests. All eyes fell on Jamie, who didn’t dare to move, his red string missing.
Dani went to his friend, holding fast as Jamie checked to make sure…everything was intact. When he held up a hand to signal things were fine, Dani sighed.
“It’s okay! His penis is okay!”
While everyone let out a breath, Y/n snorted. Not only was it just so mind-numbingly absurd, but she’d gotten the entire thing on camera.
Ted blew his whistle, taking one step forward and tripping on a string connecting two players. Trent and Y/n both covered their faces, trying hard not to laugh.
“Okay, fellas,” Ted called after giving several apologies, “I think we’ve given this about as much of a go as anything else. Let’s take a break, untangle those knots, and we’ll get back out after.”
“So…” Y/n turned to Trent, “What do you think? Full chapter?”
Trent shrugged, “Worth a mention, at least.”
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Later in the afternoon, Y/n was in her office when a Twitter alert chimed from her phone. With the Arsenal match two days away, it was likely the Greyhounds would be trending. When she picked up her mobile, she was surprised to find it was Sam who was trending, not Richmond.
Y/n opened the app to find that the tweet Sam had recently made, condemning the handling of Portsmouth Harbor’s refugee situation, had turned into an exchange. The politician he’d mentioned had snapped back and essentially told Sam to shut up and play football. She’d gone so far as to call him mediocre.
Sam. Mediocre.
It made Y/n’s blood boil. How could someone supposed to lead and guide the country stoop to so low a level? And to take it out on someone like Sam? Empathic, earnest, fucking spectacularly talented, Sam?
It wasn’t often that Y/n acted on emotion alone. All decisions in her life were carefully thought out, not a single one made without an ample amount of consideration. But when she opened up the AFC Richmond Twitter account and typed three characters, she did so purely from her heart.
The tweet read: #24
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A few hours later, the headlines started to pop up.
AFC Richmond Backs Obisanya in Heated Political Exchange
Obisanya vs. Barot: Richmond Weighs In
Richmond Goes Political: Sam Obisanya’s Team Denounces Brenda Barot
Y/n had never seen something fall apart so fast. She had made a tremendous mistake.
Sat in the seats of the training pitch, the headlines bounced around her head. In a moment of pure insanity, feeling defensive of Sam, she’d managed to make football political. Not only was Sam under fire, but so was AFC Richmond as a whole. How many times had she been taught to avoid situations like this? Every boss she’d ever had had instructed her to stay neutral on anything involving politics. Never mix personal with professional. With one tweet, she’d thrown all teaching to the wayside and essentially blown her career up.
“So…”
Jamie’s voice broke her out of her spinning thoughts. He was climbing the concrete steps, hands stuck in his sweatshirt pocket.
“Van Damme spotted you filmin’ this morning,” he said, “And the lads appointed me to come and appeal to your humanity, release the video to us.”
Y/n scoffed, “Uh-huh.”
“And I’m afraid,” Jamie scrunched his face and swayed back and forth, “I can’t take no for an answer.”
“I mean, the only person this really affects is you,” Y/n extended a hand out, “Everyone else came off looking pretty damn skilled.”
Jamie scoffed, “‘Scuse you, I wouldn’t pick on you if you were injured.”
“Almost injured,” Y/n rolled her eyes thoroughly, “I have the proof.”
“Bringin’ us back to…” Jamie threw out his hand and wiggled his fingers.
Y/n gave a tight lipped smile, “Yeah, well, I’ll have to turn over all the footage anyway when I’m fired. You’ll be safe then.”
Jamie squinted, “What’re you talkin’ about?”
“Have you seen the headlines?”
The joke was officially over. Jamie walked down the aisle and dropped into the seat beside Y/n. “No,” he replied, waiting until she held up her phone with an article already pulled up, “Oh.”
“Yeah,” she stuffed the device back in her coat pocket.
“But…” Jamie tried to connect the dots, “Why would you get sacked for a tweet?”
“Because I got personal,” Y/n explained, her eyes never leaving the pitch. It was nearing sunset, the whole field was illuminated with a golden glow. “You post something like that on your page, not your employer’s.”
Jamie watched Y/n’s mouth move, still not quite understanding the problem. Not because he lacked the logic to figure it out, but because…was there really a problem?
“Have you seen the pictures from last season?” He asked, “Of Sam and the Dubai Air thing? Us on the pitch with tape over our kits?”
In her extensive research before she’d started, Y/n had come across shots of the team, boycotting Dubai Air. She’d also seen his press conference afterwards, accusing the Nigerian government of corruption. The boys had all stood in solidarity with him.
“Yeah.”
“Caused a fuckin’ riot,” Jamie continued, “Some people loved us, some people hated us. We’re still here.”
“‘Cause if you mess up or cause a scandal, people forgive you because you’re Jamie Tartt,” Y/n gestured to him, “You’re irreplaceable, I’m expendable. Universities crank out hundreds of me each year, ready to replace the next one who screws up.”
Any other time, Jamie wouldn’t have turned down the chance to spend time on the ‘irreplaceable’ remark. But it was clear Y/n was truly hurting. She really thought she’d ruined things.
“I just,” Y/n rested her head in her hand, “I just couldn’t stand to see that asshole attack Sam like that. He didn’t do anything. I don’t think the man’s committed one sin in his life.”
“Prick,” Jamie joked, trying to get her to smile.
“I just got angry,” Y/n continued, “And I shouldn’t have. Not like that.”
“I really don’t think it’s all that bad,” Jamie replied.
Y/n sighed, shutting her eyes as she leaned back in her seat, “We’ll see what Rebecca says.”
“You’re not goin’ anywhere,” Jamie brushed the mere idea off, “Even if she sacks you, I’d walk out with ya. See how she likes that.”
Y/n chuckled, “Yeah, right.”
“No, I’m serious,” Jamie continued, “Pack up me things, follow you out, refuse to come back till they re-hired ya.”
She shot him a quirked brow.
“Yeah, probably not,” Jamie said, finally earning a proper laugh from Y/n, “But I’d support ya silently.”
“Wow, what a pal,” Y/n remarked.
“Hey,” Jamie nudged her elbow, “You’re gonna be fine.”
Pulling one hand out of his pocket, Jamie slid his arm around the back of Y/n’s chair, offering a hug.
With another match being struck to her boundaries, Y/n leaned in and let Jamie embrace her. She settled her head against his shoulder, absorbing the warmth he radiated and letting herself be comforted…just for a moment. Even if all things fell apart, for a few seconds, everything felt okay.
Her frown returned as Jamie’s hand slid down towards her coat pocket.
“I can feel you trying to take my phone,” she said.
“I’m sorry,” Jamie replied, blindly feeling around and now slipping his other arm around Y/n, “I need that video.”
“Jamie,” Y/n grunted as she twisted to the side, holding her phone out as far as possible.
“I’m sorry,” Jamie was now fully on her and trying to pin her down, “I’m sorry.”
“Jamie!” Y/n cried, as they wrestled one another into the next seat. It was a blessing there was no one around. They were a fucking sight.
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It took Y/n a good five minutes to hype herself up enough to knock on Rebecca’s door. She took a few deep breaths, hopped up and down a couple times, before rapping her knuckles on the doorframe.
“Ah,” Rebecca greeted her with a reserved smile, “I was just about to ask you to come up.”
Y/n’s nervous smile dropped, “You were?”
“Yes,” Rebecca gestured to the chair across from hers, “I wanted to speak to you about the current headlines.”
“Rebecca,” Y/n held up both hands, walking quickly across the room, “Before you say anything, let me just say this…I am so incredibly sorry for what I did. It was stupid a-and emotional of me and I had no place posting that from the club’s account. It was unprofessional of me and I absolutely understand if you’d like to call Keeley and ask her to bring in someone else.”
Rebecca let her finish, her expression unreadable as Y/n rambled. It unsettled Y/n more to not know just how much disappointment she was feeling.
“Y/n,” Rebecca raised a hand, “You’re not fired.”
Her brows shot up, “I’m not?”
“Absolutely not,” Rebecca smiled warmly, “Far from it. I wanted to commend you for what you did.”
“My tweet?” Y/n finished.
“How that woman spoke to Sam is repulsive. And there’s many more that are supporting those same thoughts. Sam doesn’t deserve that and we, as a club, stand behind him 100%. Why shouldn’t we do so publicly?”
Y/n’s heart was beginning to beat a little less out of her chest.
“You did nothing wrong,” Rebecca assured, “And don’t you dare think for a second I’d be crazy enough to let you go.”
A force of breath escaped Y/n, the air she didn’t realize she’d been holding onto. She wasn’t used to so much compassion, nor so much personalism embedded in the workplace. It had once bothered her, now it was saving her.
“Thank you,” was all she felt she could say.
“Now,” Rebecca pressed both palms to her desk, “Don’t you have more papers to be pissing off?”
Y/n laughed, turning on her heel and heading for the door. She’d have made it to the hall, if a sudden theory hadn’t railroaded through her mind.
“Oh my gosh,” she spun around, “Was it Sam?”
Rebecca, always so perfectly collected, shot a finger Y/n’s way. “Out.”
Y/n left smiling, both at the discovery and with relief that for the time being, she was safe.
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The Arsenal match came around, bringing Richmond another opportunity to break their unlucky streak.
As always, Rebecca, Keeley and Y/n were in the stadium’s suite, waiting in anticipation. Lately, Y/n hadn’t seen much of Keeley, what with Jack absorbing the lion’s share of her time.
Rebecca and Keeley had filled Y/n in on the issue at hand. Jack was apparently “love bombing” her girlfriend, showering her with gifts and grand gestures. Not only was it overwhelming Keeley, but it was tipping the scales unfairly.
“That is a little…extreme,” Y/n admitted, they’d just told her about the overflowing amount of daisies Jack had filled Keeley’s office with.
“Mmm,” Rebecca nodded and swallowed her mouthful of champagne, “At the beginning, Rupert bought me so many tulips for so long, his florist was able to buy a castle.”
Keeley’s face furrowed, “What?”
“I mean, it was in Scunthorpe,” Rebecca shrugged, “But still. A castle.”
“Well, I’m taking Jack out tonight,” Keeley said, “And if she tries to pay, then I will give her-“
“You’ll give her what?” Rebecca smiled.
Keeley paused before smirking, “Just the tip.”
“Okay,” Y/n finished the last of her wine, “I support this, but I’m gonna need to be a lot less sober to hear you talk about our boss like that.”
The women burst into snorts, Keeley clutching onto Y/n’s arm.
“Hello, everyone,” Higgins approached the group with another man in tow.
“Hello, Leslie,” Rebecca greeted.
“May I present-” Higgins began to make introductions, but Rebecca was one step ahead.
“Mr. Obisanya. Rebecca Welton. Lovely to meet you.”
“Likewise,” the man said, shaking her hand, “Samuel has told me so much about you.”
Rebecca’s grin spread a little, “Has he?”
“Yes,” Mr. Obisanya’s tone became more serious, “He has.”
“Cool,” Rebecca’s shoulders jumped up.
Keeley and Y/n watched the interaction plunge right into awkwardness. If Y/n hadn’t been certain in her theory that Sam and Rebecca had once been a thing, this was a grand confirmation.
“Oh, yeah!” Keeley broke the silence, jumping up and down, “Come on, you Greyhounds! Let’s go, Richmond!”
Y/n cheered in addition, trying to make the moment any less uncomfortable.
“I’m Keeley, by the way,” she reached out and took Mr. Obisanya’s hand, “Hi.”
Y/n did the same, “Y/n.”
“Hey,” Sam’s father greeted them, but his eyes drifted back to Rebecca, “Let’s go, Greyhounds.”
As Higgins wisked Mr. Obisanya off, Keeley and Y/n tugged Rebecca along to their seats. The KJPR girls acted as a barrier, sitting on either side of her.
As the boys came out on the pitch, Y/n wondered if all the insane training methods she’d watched over the week would pay off. All the sweat, blood, tears and vomit had to be worth something.
Or nothing
The Greyhounds were slamming into one another, missing each other’s signals, and basically acting like it was their first time on a pitch. When the fifteen minute break came around, it was a relief to have a few minutes off from watching the misery.
While Rebecca and Keeley were away getting another drink, Mr. Obisanya crossed the aisle to sit beside Y/n.
“I wanted to thank you,” he leaned in to be heard over the crowd, “For what you did for my son.”
“Oh,” Y/n was a little surprised he even knew about her blunder. She hadn’t even had the opportunity to talk with Sam about it. “It was nothing. Really.”
“No,” Mr. Obisanya shook his head, “It was not nothing. There are very few willing to stand up against the type of people who attacked him. Who are willing to speak out,” he pointed a finger towards Y/n’s chest, “But you did.”
Y/n wasn’t sure she had grapsed the true weight of what she’d done until then. Sam’s father took her hand between his and squeezed, smiling so very warmly.
When the second half came around, the Greyhounds came back out with more confidence. There was no feasible way for them to beat Arsenal, but there was plenty of time left to go down swinging.
Van Damme prevented a goal and tossed the ball off to Jan, who shot it over to Dixon. Dixon passed it infield to Jamie, who immediately kicked it to Sam, who gave it to Colin. Over and over they passed to one another, beautifully.
Y/n gripped the railing, nearly out of her seat as she watched.
The ball ended back with Jamie and he passed to Isaac. Isaac got it to Dani who brought it right back to Jamie. Bumbercatch received it, sending it to Goodman, and a lightning quick Jamie was in prime position to score a goal. Instead, he faked the other team out and kicked it back to Richard, who nailed the perfect goal.
Rebecca and Keeley sat in shock, but Y/n leapt to her feet, cheering with nothing but pride.
“That was incredible,” she exclaimed, her hands pressed to her lips.
“I don’t even know what happened,” Rebecca cried, breaking into a grin.
The match ended 3-1, Asrsenal, but it didn’t feel like a total loss for Richmond. They were back. Zava-less and proud, they were back.
After overseeing interviews, Y/n hurried down to the Greyhound bus before it left. She needed to talk to-
“Y/n!”
She turned to see Sam, hastening his steps to catch up to her.
“Hey,” she waved, “Oh my gosh! You guys were amazing!”
“Thank you,” Sam smiled, “I wanted to thank you for what you did.“
“No, no, no,” she shook her head and took hold of Sam’s arms, “You spoke out. That’s what matters.”
“Just the fact that you would do that,” Sam continued, “It meant a lot. I know you probably took some heat for it.”
Y/n chuckled, “Not as much as you’d think.”
“Well, thank you,” Sam extended his arms, unsure of whether it was alright to hug but feeling all the kinship needed for one.
Y/n didn’t hesitate to wrap her arms around Sam’s shoulders.
“I’ll see you Monday,” Sam said as they pulled away from one another.
“See you Monday,” Y/n patted his arm once more before heading back towards the stadium.
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Jamie, already sat in the bus, watched out the tinted windows as Sam and Y/n hugged. He’d been glad when she’d come back from her meeting with Rebecca smiling, the two of them passing one another in the hall. He’d even been remorsefully happy when she waved her phone at him, a reminder that the Greyhounds would forever have to be nice to her, lest the Red String incident go public.
Jamie was happy, all around, that Y/n had settled into Richmond.
And he couldn’t figure out why he was the tiniest bit jealous that she’d come down to find Sam and not him.
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aihoshiino · 2 months ago
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chapter 159 thoughts!
Chapters Since The 143 Kiss Happened And Went Entirely Unacknowledged And Unaddressed Count: 16
Aqua Hoshigan Status: White
Surprise! As predicted by literally everyone in the fandom, the stab was a fakeout! To the shock of perhaps three people, no, one of the titular Kos of Oshi No fame was not, in fact, dying in an unceremonious cliffhanger stabbing - the only real question was exactly what sort of fakeout it was going to be. I did see quite a few folks suggest 'Akane in a wig and a stabproof vest' even in jest so congrats on calling it! Admittedly this is kind of silly but I would take 'silly' over the character assassination massacre that last chapter's apparent twist would've been any day of the week.
I guess if anything about this reveal surprised me it's that Kana wasn't involved at all…? Unless this is a double fakeout and something's going to happen at her graduation (which is not impossible for reasons we'll get into). Whereas all the buildup for Ruby (seemingly) getting stabbed basically only came in the same chapter it happened in, we've been getting some pretty heavy handed hints that something might happen to Kana for over 60 chapters now if my mental math is right - her parallels to not just Ai and Yura (i.e, our two on-screen victims), language associating her with the "type" we see targeted and that huge "Kana Arima will always protect Ruby Hoshino" red flag dropped by Gotanda, among other things. Kana is also the character who has the most actual direct parallels with Ai, where Ruby is defined mostly in how she differs from Ai… Or at least she does when the story makes sense lol. But I guess we'll see.
Either way, I personally have mixed feelings on Akane's involvement here, in this moment. On the one hand, I like what it represents about Aqua's development - the reason he and Akane broke up was over her 'endangering herself' but really it was because of Aqua's mortal terror over the people he loves being hurt in association with him. Letting Akane get involved here is an expression of growth and trust on his part and I do like that.
On the other… this is super Akane just being treated like a convenient device for the plot, as has happened to her before. It really feels like Akasaka has realized he made her way too competent as a character so he only busts her out to use as a blunt force tool to patch up his story. Hate that shit! Akane deserves better.
THAT SAID… Ichigo's involvement here is something I do straightforwardly like even if the execution isn't perfect. Now we're past the fakeout, I can say that my worst case scenario for The Stabbening was the "Aqua uses his 1337 surg30n ski11z to save the stabbing victim and make up for not saving Ai" because people have been predicting that Literally since volume 2 and I'm gonna be real with you, I've fucking hated it no matter the configuration of characters or events involved lol. It would, even if only subtextually, frame Aqua's self-loathing and suicidal ideation in relation to the incident as justified and that he somehow needs to 'redeem' himself for his failure of not stopping a grown man with a knife from stabbing his mother to death when he was literally four years old.
Ichigo, by contrast, actually is at least partially responsible for Ai's death. He is a literal agent of the system that abused and exploited her, he failed to support her properly as both her manager and her father and it's ultimately his commodification of Ai and B-Komachi as a whole that created the kind of fan attitude that gives birth to a person like Ryosuke. He's the person who actually needs to make up for failing Ai, so having him literally reenact that failing and getting able to do it right this time for the purposes of protecting Ai's beloved children is a direction for his character that I really like.
^_^ However! I do not feel anywhere near as positively about this retcon to Ryosuke and Nino's characters!!!!
like. come on, man. do i even need to explain why this is bad. even outside of how utterly transparent a retcon this is, these kinds of 'everyone is connected!!!' surprise twists are really not suited to a story like Oshi no Ko. They make the world of the story feel much smaller
In addition… it really feels like lately, Akasaka has this problem where he tries to make things more dramatic and complex by adding twists and reveals about Secret Additional Context like this to a character's behaviour but ends up just flattening them by way of making them more cartoonish as a result. Ironically, Nino and Ryosuke are both victims of this with this new retconned in connection and it cheapens not only their own arcs but their relationships with Ai (and how her own arc is informed by her relationship with them in turn) as a result. It's a cascade failure that wrenches everything else down along with it.
The other big reason this retcon frustrates me as much as it does is not just because it entirely shatters the logic of Ryosuke as a character but because one additional picrosecond of thought put into his could not only have prevented it, but even added to the story in some really meaningful and interesting ways. As other people are surely going to point out, this is an insane level of hypocrisy, so - lean into it! Make that hypocrisy explicit and textual!
Parasociality is already inherently illogical and the types of misogynistic hostile masculinity Ryosuke expresses towards Ai are already internally contradictory ideologies. Idol fan culture, too, is built on hypocrisy, especially in a gachikoi group like gen 1 B-Komachi. The girls are expected to roleplay as being romantically (and implicitly, sexually) available to their fans while also being pure and virginal to the point of farce. None of this shit makes sense! So leaning into that by explicitly acknowledging Ryosuke as a hypocrite and acknowledging these contradictory expectations could only have done the story well.
As it stands, this retcon just doesn't work. Like, look at the Ryosuke we see in those flashbacks - happy, healthy and functional enough to be close to at least two B-Komachi members. Are we really expected to believe that Ai rizzed him so hard she mindbroke him into being a Phantom of the Opera tier basement dwelling incel? Or are we supposed to believe Ryosuke was Like That simultaneously with him dating Nino? Literally no direction you come at this from makes any sense whatsoever lol
Ichigo supposedly knowing about them dating at the time also raises approximately one hundred billion questions. Primarily: DID NO ONE THINK TO TELL THE COPS AT THE TIME??? The guy who brutally murdered Ai in her own home just happened to be banging one of her coworkers who was known to have a bad relationship with her and this just… never came up?? Even though the news report on the incident explicitly says the police were investigating the possibility of an accomplice being involved?? AGAIN, NO MATTER HOW YOU APPROACH THIS TWIST IT JUST DOESN'T WORK…
I will say. For all my complaints, that final exchange between Akane and Nino, about how badly Ai and Nino ultimately just wanted to be regular friends… that really hit. It felt like a little flash of the messed up but deeply, achingly human Nino from 45510 I'd been missing so much every since she was turned into this weird caricature of herself. I'm still incredibly dissatisfied with the majority of her handling after the Movie Arc but if this is the note she gets to go out on, I'll take that W.
Concert time! Congrats to AkaMengo for creating a concert scene that annoyed me even more than the last one!
This is the sort of thing I mean when I talk about the ways in which the narrative has excessively favoured Ruby makes her come off as excessively self-centered in a way that is clearly not intentional. Not only does the story frame her as seemingly taking over the concert but she's also portrayed as the center every time she's on panel - even though that's Kana's position, that she only took in the first place because Ruby pressured her into it. This isn't something that happens by accident - in-universe, this can only have happened because the Strawberry Productions staff pushed Ruby into the center AT KANA'S GRADUATION CONCERT and instead of saying "hey, this is KANA'S GRADUATION CONCERT maybe she should be center", Ruby just went along with it. This is not my girl!!! This is not the Ruby of the First Concert arc!!!
No wonder there are in-universe fans getting pissed off. B-Komachi isn't even real and I'm getting pissed off. Like, can you imagine going to your favourite idol's graduation and her nepo baby coworker who's already constantly upstaging her is hogging the spotlight at her last ever idol performance? I would be physically incapable of not starting to throw rocks.
To make matters worse, the story is continuing to try and push what it flopped out last chapter of Ruby supposedly surpassing Ai as an idol. Like I said last chapter, I didn't buy it then and I extra don't buy it now!
Not only is the story still failing to do the work necessary to believably sell this, but the only way it seems to be able to try is to lean so heavily on Ai associated imagery that the whole thing is at risk of buckling under the weight - the double hoshigans, her outfit and even her popping Ai's iconic volume 1 pose. Not only does this feel generally unearned, it also falls flat as a moment where Ruby is supposed to be strutting her stuff as an idol because she is literally, explicitly, just imitating her mom.
Like… Remember when Aqua and Ruby had that big moment of Aqua telling Ruby not to try and be like Ai anymore and to get out of her shadow? Remember when Ruby and Kana had that heart to heart where Ruby said she'd be a star in her own way and she wouldn't be like Ai? How does that remotely cohere with the story relying so heavily on these callbacks? How am I supposed to believe Ruby has surpassed Ai and is shining in her own way when the seemingly only measure of success in this regard is how much she resembles Ai in the process of doing so?
Ruby has been catching strays left and right pretty much the entire time I've been doing these chapter reviews so let me be clear: I think this sucks because I think this sucks for Ruby. It completely undermines everything the story has previously set up regarding Ruby finding her own way of being an idol and it also cheapens the relationship she previously had with Ai's memory. Instead of the love and reverence she once had for her mother's legacy and efforts, now it feels like Ai has been used as a stepping stone to prop up Ruby's success story. The narrative is fighting for its fucking life to sell us on the idea that Ruby has surpassed Ai, but the execution is so ham-fisted that it ends up doing the opposite. By relying so heavily the imagery of Ai's radiance and her idolhood, it’s clear that the story doesn’t trust Ruby to stand on her own merits.
Like… fuck, man. Maybe this is a lot to read into four splash pages with no dialogue and maybe there's more to come from this concert - Kamiki is watching a live broadcast, after all, so the show is still ongoing. Maybe there'll be something in the concert to come that resolves some of my frustrations here. But this is all so consistent with the way the story has framed B-Komachi for almost 100 chapters now that it's hard for me to imagine it even recognizing that this is an issue, let alone taking the steps necessary to fix it.
And speaking of Hikaru………. man, what even is there to say about that ending lol
Much like last chapter, anything I could say about it necessarily relies on context and info we don't have yet. This is such an obviously deliberately provocative cliffhanger like last chapters that I don't see the point in trying to speculate too much about what it could all mean when Aka has historically gone hard on fakeouts. All I'll say is that like with last chapter's apparent twist, if the story is straightforwardly going to follow through on what is being presented right now with no additional twist, it will be much worse off for it.
At leas we'll find out next week whether or not that's the case. I ain't gonna lie I fully expected us to be on break again…
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echobx · 7 months ago
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not my type 4 - Rafe Cameron x plus size!fem!reader
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summary: y/n has to go work in the OBX a yearafter she last saw Rafe and things take their turns...
warnings: fluff, smut (p in v (unprotected))
word count: 2.5k
author's note: I'm not a fan of what I did here and I wouldn't even feel bad if y'all hated me for it bc it's just shit in my eyes, but I also don't have the capacity to change it or write it anew but I also didn't wanna leave it unfinished. that's all.
masterlist part 3
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You don't want to move to the OBX, but it's what your father expects of you and it's a promotion. You'll be in charge of the division, hiring new brokers, taking care of business. It’s a huge step forward from all the number pushing you had to do the last year since Florida was opened.  But, just like you predicted, it had been worth it, and now you're supposed to actually bring in good numbers from the island strip.  And on top of that, you are sure that you're over him. A whole year is a long time after all. 
“And the beach is just gorgeous,” you tell your friend Parker, who helped you move. You're both standing in the new office building, looking out of a window, not noticing Rafe's approaching behind you.  “That wholly depends on what side of the island you're on,” Rafe comments, and you turn around to look at him. His polo shirt hugs his muscles perfectly and the shorts sit a bit low. It's in stark contrast to the very formal rosé colored suit you're wearing.  But the worst part of it is that your heart starts fluttering just a little when his blue eyes rake over you.  “We'll find out soon enough,” you hit him back and take Parker's hand, intertwining your fingers, and to your own luck he just goes with it. You had been friends for too long for him to question your moves, and he also knew way too much about what had happened between Rafe and you.  “Good,” Rafe smiles and turns to walk into his office.  “Okay, y/n/n, I get it, but you're also crushing my hand,” Parker laughs lightly, and you let go of him.  “I'm gonna be so okay. Yes. I'll just be okay. Right?” you tell yourself and walk into your office to set it up. 
When you go out for lunch, Rafe simply joins you uninvited. You focus on Parker, on pretending that you're with him, not just because you have to keep your mind from slipping to Rafe. But mostly because you want to know if he's going to be jealous.  And from the way his jaw clenches when you kiss Parker's cheek, it seems to be working. 
However, it's only working for a week, because your friend has to go back home and the moment he's gone you jump headfirst into work. If you won't let your mind rest, it can't think of Rafe. That's your strategy.  It's a flawed one though, because after three weeks of excessive paperwork and hiring new staff, you find your desk empty, nothing left to do. At least not enough to keep you occupied for more than a few hours each day. 
“There's an issue with the Campbell property,” Rafe says while walking into your office, not having knocked. “I thought you might want to look at it before I make a decision.” He hands you the papers, and you look over it, but you can't find any mistakes on it.  “And what's your verdict?” you ask, hoping that it'll help you figure out what might be wrong, because even after reading the notes a third time, you still can't find the problem.  “You work too much,” he shrugs and you drop the paper.  “What?”  “Nothing. It's a numbers issue, see,” Rafe points at the yard size. “They say it's 0.7 acres, but it's actually just below 0.6 acres.” “How do you know that?” “Because I've been to that house. Do you want to risk us getting sued?” he cocks his brow up and you sigh.  “I'll send Darryl to measure it out. Anything else?”  “Your boyfriend isn't around as much as I thought he'd be.” Rafe lets his fingers run over the glass of your desk, and you bite the inside of your cheek to not smile. The small glimpse of jealousy makes your heart skip a beat. It's stupid, really, because you don't know each other, you shouldn't feel like that for a guy you had slept with twice over a year ago. And yet, you still did.  “Parker has his work, and I have mine,” you smile politely.  “I see. Well, the Campbell thing,” Rafe notes before walking out again, and your heart is still pounding like crazy after the small interaction. 
You keep working, trying to keep your distance and he does the same. Only talking when it's really necessary to keep the office out of the reds.  You don't notice that he keeps eyeing you when you're not looking, that he makes sure that the kitchen is always stocked with your favorite snack. And you don't know that he notices how the small packets only ever go missing when you have a rough day or had an unplanned call from your father. And that you dress more so provocatively when you have a showing than when it's just an office day. Or how you strip off your heels when you sit at your desk for more than five minutes. He picks up on all of your little antics, and he doesn't even want to, he's over it just as much as you, but he can't help it either. 
And for the brokers open two months after your start in the OBX he makes sure that the caterer has a non-seafood option alongside the tiny lobster rolls and crab cakes. Because he knows you don't eat it, and he wants to get on your good side again, although he's aware that food won't be the way to do it. 
“Old fashioned?” Rafe holds the glass out for you, and you take it with a hushed “thank you.” “That's what you had the-”  “I remember,” you look up at him, his hair is cut back to a buzz cut, and you don't know if you like it as much. It does accentuate his features though, which isn't a bad thing at all. The sharp nose and high cheekbones, the crooked smile he always greets you with- No, you can't let yourself think of him again. It was hard enough as is, to survive living and working so close to him.  “You look good,” Rafe nods at you, and you don't know what to reply. The short black dress is showing off more than you intended to, but your best friend Claire convinced you to put it on anyway when you called her earlier that day.  “Uhm… thanks,” you mumble and let your eyes run over him, half buttoned shirt and suit pants. He hadn't dressed up at all and the fact that he didn't need to, and your heart was still racing, was speaking volumes. “You clean up nice too,” you tell him and look away again. 
You try mingling, networking a little and gossiping a little less. But when you overhear a broker from a different brokerage talk about Rafe you simply can't stop yourself. The words coming out of her mouth won't add up to the Rafe you know and try to hate.  She talks about dark escapades and less intriguing things but follows them up with a harsh comment on his person. Maybe she is jealous, you choose to believe that rather than what she keeps talking about. There's nothing less believable than all the atrocious things she mentions and yet when you look at yourself in the mirror of the restroom later that night, you think it doesn't matter. Everyone has a past after all.  “He's not like that anymore, right?” you ask yourself quietly after freshening up your lipstick. 
You see Rafe standing at the side, not wanting to talk to anyone, and you start to realize why. You start to understand why he never ate lunch in the kitchen with you or the team.  “Networking is part of the job,” you remind him while placing yourself next to him.  “Not with this folk,” he replies dryly.  “You shouldn't care what they say.” You look up at him and meet his gaze.  “I don't. Do you?”  “I don't think it's possible to do this job if you're not a stone-cold killer at heart.”  He flinches at your wording but he nods. “Are you?”  “Have to.”  “You don't though,” he seems almost sorry, but he turns away again, nipping on his drink.  “Didn't get a choice much,” you mumble absentmindedly. 
“Contradictory,” Rafe huffs a laugh.  “What?”  “You. It's contradictory. You saying you didn't get a choice after telling me you made the choice freely,” he looks at you again, eyes scanning your face.  “Didn’t think you'd remember,” you mutter and turn around, wanting nothing more than to vanish into thin air, but his hand shoots out to grasp your wrist.  “Don't go, please.”  “Why?” you turn around to look at him sternly. “I'm sorry, about all of it,” he apologizes, and let's go again.  “I'm over it,” you lie.  “You're really not,” he whispers and steps closer. “And it's my fault, all of it. I'm sorry, sugar.” 
“Are the stories true? The shit they talk about you behind your back?” you ask and he nods.  “Okay,” you say and he furrows his brows.  “You don't care?”  “Not really. I mean, that was then and now is now. I know the crazy shit people do when they're high,” you shrug, and he looks a bit confused. “And the daddy issues on top of that. I mean, I get it. We've both got our fair share of daddy issues, right?”  “Right,” Rafe drags out the word, he truly didn't expect you to not care about it at all. If anything, he thought you might run again, and the fact that you don't is confusing him.  “Do you wanna get out of here and get hammered?” you whisper, and a grin spreads on your face when he takes your hand and pulls you away. 
That's how you find yourself bent over your own desk, mind hazy and a moaning mess as he fucks you.  “Too much,” you cry but Rafe just laughs. “I know you can take it, baby.” And you know he's right, but you love to be told over and over again.  “You're so good to me. So tight, sugar.”  “Gonna cum,” you moan, and he stops, pulls out and makes you turn around.  “Sit up, pretty girl, and look at me.” You follow the order, sitting up and moving to the very edge of the table before he pulls your legs over his shoulders and enters you again. 
His hand presses down on your stomach and you groan. It's all too much, and he's making it worse, moving to press on your clit with his thumb before drawing harsh circles and your eyes roll back in response.  “Cum for me, baby,” he rasps into a kiss, biting down on your bottom lip when your orgasm rips through you, squeezing him so hard that he can't hold it in anymore and shoots his hot cum into your pulsating core. “Fuck, you're perfect. So hot. Missed you so much,” Rafe pants, still buried deep inside of you and not ready to actually let go.  “Forgot how big it was,” you whisper and feel him twitching inside you. It’s just a silly little note, but it's all he needed to get hard again and fuck you again, not caring about the mess you were making. 
“Bet he's not fucking you like that,” Rafe pants, and you don't know what he's talking about, but you let it slide, too focused on the pleasure he was giving you.  “Mine. All mine,” he rambled, lips attached to your neck, nipping at the skin and leaving a plethora of open-mouthed kisses on it.  “Yours, daddy. All yours,” you moan and hold onto him tighter, pressing yourself against him to try to force him into you deeper.  “Soak me, pretty,” he breathes against your lips, one hand holding your jaw, the other between your legs, rubbing your clit. And his blue eyes are barely visible as he stares into yours.  “Make me,” you hush but scream when he pinches your clit before rubbing it again.  “Don't be a brat, sugar. Come on. Soak daddy's dick,” he grins, drops of sweat running down his toned body, and you swear you'd lick him clean all over if he let you. And when his tongue once again entangles with yours, your eyes roll back and your legs tremble. Screaming at the high he managed to give you and far past it as he fucks you through it and empties his load into you for the second time. 
And the next few weeks you spend the same, pretending like nothing happened while letting him fuck you every single night. You don't want to talk about all the things that you should clearly talk about.  Like the fact that he still believes that you have a boyfriend up in New York, or that he keeps staying longer until he falls asleep next to you, and you don't have the heart to kick him out.  But you groan when you wake up and see him try to get ready as quietly as he can. 
“What are you doing?”  “Didn't mean to wake you, sugar,” Rafe apologizes and leans over you, placing a kiss on your lips.  “Don't go,” you whisper as he hovers over you. “I don't want you to go.”  “Are you sure?” he asks and you nod again. It takes him less than ten seconds to strip himself of his pants and jump back into bed. 
Your head is nuzzled into his neck while you hold onto him, somewhat scared that'll it's just a dream.  “I think you should break up with your boyfriend,” Rafe mumbles.  “Boyfriend?” you pull away with furrowed brows.  “Yeah. Not really fair to him. Not really fair to us,” he doesn't look at you as he says it.  “Us?” It's not that the term itself is confusing to you, but more so the fact that it's coming from him. That he's saying it so casually.  “Yeah. If you didn't have that Parker guy, I could actually take you out, show you off,” he whispers and finally lowers his eyes to see your awestruck face. “What?” 
“You want to date me?”  “I would yes. Is that hard to believe?”  “I'm me, and you're… you,” you answer, but he just kisses you, hoping to smother all your doubts with it. 
“Rafe?” you whisper and he nods. “Parker isn't my boyfriend, I just wanted to make you jealous,” you admit with a whisper and to your surprise he starts laughing. “What's so funny?”  “I didn't even think of that,” he laughs and starts plastering you in kisses. “So smart. So perfect. So pretty,” he says in between kisses.  “Do you really think so?” you ask, and he nods repeatedly, a smile playing on his lips.  “You're so beautiful, y/n.”  “Okay,” you blush and try to hide under the sheets, but he pulls them down to kiss you again and again, and you don't think he'd ever want to stop, and you wouldn't tell him to either. 
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jayladfanpage · 2 months ago
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What would be your ideal Outlaws team + how would you go about writing/constructing it? <3
My ideal team is, maybe a little predictably, Jason Todd Eddie Bloomberg and Rose Wilson.
Gosh uhm!! First of all, little to no Gotham issues. I prefer Jason when he isn't in Gotham, or is at least not interacting with the Bats, so it's just easier to have him be somewhere else. Most likely, I'd start it off in Hollywood, because I see it starting with Freshly Revived Eddie (p sure he like, just got revived in the new Flash?) not really understanding what happened for him to die and plus he's just... alone. So he texts Jason and Rose to come visit him! But then when Jay and Rose get there (already skeptical bc hello, Jason hasn't seen Eddie since they were 15 and Rose is literally Eddie's ex) Eddie gets kidnapped by a demon/magician/brother blood/etc and Jay and Rose have to go after him and that sets up the start of the comic
I'd take a more magical route with it, personally. Obviously to connect it to Eddie's whole thing as a demon hunter but also to try and fix the All-Caste stuff that Lobdell came up with. Lots of potential there if it came from a better writer. I don't think Rose does anything with magic in canon, but I do always enjoy watching characters have to adapt to seriously fucked up shit. (Plus, she has Slade's meta powers. She'll be fine.)
This is also like, you know, THE daddy issues team. So many conversations to be had between Jason and Rose about their dads bc Bruce and Slade are eerily similar in how they cope with their respective issues. Jason and Eddie can also connect over their bio dads being kind of shit (I say kind of because there's nothing I hate more than physically abusive Willis Todd. I am not kidding when I say that's the worst Jason retcon that Lobdell has ever come up with) and how they never felt wanted or loved by their parents. All three of them can relate to how their parents' abandonment (or, in Rose's case, Slade's lack of knowledge) shaped them as people. Lotssss of parallels to be drawn here
Also, obviously, Roy Harper cameo. But get this. He's here because of ROSE. I do enjoy platonic jayroy (and romantic but I don't want it to be canon) but I think the connection Roy has with Rose is a little deeper. I think he'd want to check on her after so many years (he was her foster dad! for fucks sake!) and make sure that she's doing well, considering he knows how Jason can Get.
There would also most likely be a YJ/Tim's TT crossover because duh, Eddie and Rose were in TT03 and Jason has his whole Thing (negative) with Tim, but I'm gonna be so vulnerable here and admit that the only TT03 issues I read are the ones with Mia in them + #42 + the one where Rose lights up her cigarette with Eddie's mouth fire. So, you know, can't give much insight here. Not really a Titans fan regardless of the team itself but if this Outlaws was to ever happen I'd want the author to include them in something.
Also, I think we should get a special issue where Slade repeatedly gets his ass kicked. Rose doesn't even participate but Jason and Eddie do it in her honor. Just for funsies
OH ALSO. I'd want them to bring an artist from the 2000s back. I just don't like the current art styles nearly as much </3 unless it's Ngozi. Ngozi's art is too cute to say no and I would kill to see her draw Rose!! Or or, Jason Fabok, because his art is just everything
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cassidy273 · 1 month ago
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Watching Shameless (US version) for the first time. I'll update this as I go.
Note: Please don't spoil anything. The most I know is a character named Debbie has a kid eventually.
Season 1 Episode 1: I'm sorry who the fuck names their child LIP-
Ian is giving off LGBTQIA vibes. Idk tho I might be wrong.
Did...did that child murder a cat?
LIAM IS SO CUTE OMG MY HEARTTTT
Kev and Veronica goddamn-
Why is Frank kinda...
Damn six updates before the fucking title screen.
GODDAMN FRANK AND FIONA ARE BOTH KINDA...
"You're almost nine, you're gonna have to start pulling your weight." made me CACKLE
THIS BITCH REALLY BROUGHT A WHOLE ASS BABY TO SHOW AND TELL-
I wanna execute those two guys who were saying that shit about Fiona at her job.
Midget Naked Witch Bending Over is a really good band name
Why is she going under the table I'm literally so confused-
WHAT THE FUCK
HOW THE FUCK DOES SCIENCE TURN YOU ON KAREN
Why was showing his bare ass necessary?
Lovely. I really wanted to see a guy looking at pictures of boobs today.
Those aren't boobs.
Wait omg my prediction was actually correct what the fuck-
Fiona's dress is literally so pretty omfg
WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP DISRESPECTING FIONA FIRST THOSE GUYS MAKE WEIRD COMMENTS ABOUT HER THEN SHE GETS FUCKING ROBBED
DON'T CALL HER A SKANK YOU DICK
Goddamn I forgot that guy's name but he punched that dick so I love him
I'm gonna take a shower I'll watch the rest after
I'm back y'all
The word 'knob-job' just rubs me the wrong way it just sounds so gross-
I was happy that the poor kid's name wasn't Lip but then I heard his name was Philip and that's even worse omg I feel so bad for him
Veronica is an ICON
WHY DID THEY START MAKING OUT WHAT THAT WAS LITERALLY SO RANDOM
Guys I don't think this show is very kid-friendly
BOTH OF THEM ARE ATTRACTIVE TO ME IDK WHO TO LOOK AT I THINK THIS IS WHAT A BI PANIC FEELS LIKE
THEY'RE NOT EVEN TRYING TO BE QUIET WHAT THE FUCK
I feel so bad for her she was almost there and then a fucking garda showed up
I'm gonna leave my laptop for a while sorry
I'm back again
Frank get out of the bar and take care of your kids omfg
He's such an asshole I love him-
OMGOMGOMGSTEVE'SBACK
Aw he's such a nice guy he's not bullying Philip because y'know his name is fucking Philip <3
I think Steve and Fiona might be the first straight ship I've liked in a long time-
Oh my god imagine being Ian like 'Hey, so um, I know I'm your brother and all, but I found your secret gay porn stash and also here's a blowjob from a girl who gave one to me. Enjoy!'
Karen's dad is such an asshole omg kiss your wife dude.
OH MY FUCKING GOD IF I WAS IAN I WOULD LITERALLY EXPLODE RIGHT THERE IMAGINE A GIRL IS SUCKING YOUR YOU KNOW WHAT UNDER THE TABLE AND THEN HER DAD PULLS BACK THE TABLECLOTH I WOULD ACTUALLY DIE
I'M SORRY IS HE TRYING TO BEAT UP THESE KIDS FOR HAVING SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER
I'm actually dying oh my god that fucking greenscreen as Lip jumped out the window-
I love all of Veronica's outfits she slays so hard
Ew uncensored penis
HE BOUGHT HER A NEW WASHER STEVE IS SO NICE
"Hey! You honour thy father!" "GET FUCKED!" Karen is so iconic
Fiona going 'Please tell me you didn't get some girl pregnant' to her gay brother killed me
DEBBIE IS LITERALLY SO INNOCENT AND KIND I LOVE HER SO MUCH I HOPE SHE DOESN'T TURN OUT LIKE HER DAD-
Steve is the only straight man other than Robert Smith we need as a society.
Never mind. The phrase 'This whole city belongs to the Jennas, and I'm sick of them' sounded a lot like 'You're not like other girls' which is the worst compliment ever.
NEVER MIND X2 I WISH SOMEONE WOULD TALK TO ME LIKE THIS-
Omg I thought he left her for a second and I was so fucking pissed
Imagine you gave a bj to two different guys (WHO ARE BROTHERS) and the first guy's all like 'Hey, did you give my brother a BONER??'
WAIT HOW OLD IS IAN AND HOW OLD IS THE MARRIED SHOP GUY BECAUSE IF THEY'RE HAVING AN AFFAIR I GOTTA GOOGLE THIS
IAN'S FUCKING FIFTEEN WHAT THE ACTUAL DAMN DIDDLY FUCK
'He's done nothing to be sorry for' AYO DUDE
I love Frank so fucking much-
SHOTSSHOTSHOTSHOTSHOTSHOTSSHOTS
I literally forgot Carl existed I feel so bad
Is it just me, or does Lip kinda look like Shia LaBeouf when he played Stanley Yelnats?
AWWW STEVE IS SO NICE
Final Thoughts:
That was so good, and I'm probably gonna not watch it again for a few weeks like what normally happens with shows I like.
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starlightseraph · 9 months ago
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efforts to rid my dash of the rpf blogs have been going well, but, alas, there are always more, so i’m gonna get my thoughts out about the most recent things i’ve seen.
so i was looking at a post i very much agree with, only to see this in the comments:
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firstly, where did op mention david/michael shipping? they didn’t. at all. they were talking about the boundless “analysis” (stalking), and how it’s creepy no matter its target; whether it’s predicting the end of a relationship, finding “evidence” of baby trapping or abuse, or insisting on an unconfirmed relationship. all of this is weird.
it’s still equally as weird when the subjects of this wild speculation are f/f or not same sex. i can think of multiple heterosexual examples (it happened in the doctor who fandom, also in the house fandom, although these incidents were both well before my time. i’m using old instances because they’re less likely to ignite a fight, but there are current ones too). our discomfort with this insanity has nothing to do with the shipping being m/m. like nothing. it has everything to do with the fact that none of us know anything about these people, yet you act as though you’re their closest friends and gossiping with them behind the high school bleachers.
i am not assuming that they’re straight, most of us aren’t assuming that. i’m not assuming one way or the other at all until they explicitly describe the situation, which they probably won’t, because their lives are likely far less exciting than you all imagine, and they have no obligation to tell us anything at all.
with regards to the “it’s not speculation when they say it themselves”: georgia’s ig caption genuinely seems like it’s part of a bit to me. like this is totally something that can and does happen platonically, all the time. if she posted something on her story saying “yes david and michael are in a relationship together,” then that’d be enough for me. but everything we’ve seen thus far is just as (or actually far more) likely to be platonic. her caption was worded ambiguously, in a way that’s frequently used to describe friends with no romantic interest in each other. regardless, they know each other’s boundaries, we don’t.
oh, and, since it’s perfectly fine to make up your own “interpretations” of real people existing objectively outside the realm of your perception: my interpretation of the rpf blogs is that it’s pure wishful thinking. you guys see characters with a strong attraction, played by 2 people with a strong connection, and superimpose your desire for the characters’ relationship onto the real people. but, since you don’t see the actors’ lives in the way you see a characters’ story, you pick apart every snippet that you can find and piece together a narrative. it’s fine when you make up a fun story or write a made up fic on ao3, i don’t have any real ethical objections to fictional rp shipping. however, you guys go way beyond that, and you present your story as an investigation and as an analysis of real life.
that’s what’s creepy. that’s what we don’t like. the absolute worst part is when you go after the kids. sincerely fuck off with that. who do you think you are that you can speculate that david and michael wanted to leave their partners but that georgia and anna “strategically” got pregnant. i have seen people saying that georgia and anna are baby trappers, abusive to their partners and kids, stupid, and manipulative. i have seen people using these exact words to describe georgia and anna in relation to their parenting and the existence of their children. i have seen people say that their children hate them. none of that is excusable no matter what it’s presented as. at the very least, leave their children out of it, please.
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kira-fluff · 1 year ago
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mission impossible (because it's with you) haitani ran x fem!reader
prologue ch 1
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a/n: had the worst day at work and decided this is what I needed in order to relax a little. if you're looking for more good ran fics, I suggest a visit to @zeltqz i love her writing!
tw: a lil steamy lol, riding/essentially a lap dance
Chapter 2: I Came Prepared...
your alarm rang, alerting you to your 3am mistake. why did you decide to do this anyway? was it worth it to disturb your slumber? yes.
the phone dialed, and you were thankful it didn't immediately go to voicemail. you'd rather die then seem like you listened to anything ran said. clearing your throat, you prepared to speak in the most Awake Voice you could muster.
it dialed for a while before you heard a small crackle, then a drowsy, rapsy, "what do ya want, doll. 'm tryna sleep." you smiled lazily, waving away the last traces of your sleepiness.
"just awake still. bored. thought i'd call."
there was a tsk on the other side of the phone.
"yer supposed 'ta be sleepin'," he said with a yawn. "why'ere ya awake anyway?" you noticed his voice tended to slur when he was asleep. it was kinda cute. it a gross kind of way, of course.
you were honestly a little surprised he hadn't hung up on you once you'd heard that sassy little sound he made. you decided to mess with him a little bit more, just to torture him a bit.
"just thinking about you." you said in a flirtatious tone.
there was silence on the other line, then the sound of him clearing his throat. ran pondered in his mind, was she just messing with him? or was she actually... his heart did a weird little fluttering thing. something he'd never felt with the numerous women he'd been with. he decided to play it cool.
"it's nothing ya haven't done before, princess." he teased.
you scoffed, "you wish. i image you've had many more gross thoughts about me than i even want to consider."
the funny thing is that you were right. sometimes he'd awake in a hot sweat and his sheets soaked with his ejaculate. he'd curse under his breath, whisper a quiet fuck, and clean up his mess. usually following those... dreams he wasn't able to fall back asleep. he'd come to work the next day feeling another weird feeling in his heart when he'd see you. he noticed embarrassingly that he'd crave your touch more than usual, chastising himself for acting like a lovesick fool. but he wasn't in love, he just thought you were hot. i mean, those curves and the slope of your tits. goddamn. not to mention your ass.
he shook his head, doing his best to clear his mind of his stupidly, unwelcome horny thoughts. he strangely missed the phrase you chose. many more gross thoughts. they were unwelcome, of course. it's definitely because he's just a little bit attractive (not by much though) and you haven't really gotten laid in a while.
there was a tired sigh across the phone.
"what'll it take for ya to get some sleep?" he said in a weary tone.
you smirked. "maybe a nice little please." you laughed inwardly. as if his prideful ass would do such a thing.
predictably, you heard a groan, "ya wish i was that easy, sweetheart. do i gotta say up all night talkin' ta ya or are ya gonna finally get some sleep? ya know-"
you hung up before he could finish his sentence, giggling evilly to yourself. sleep took you soon after.
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you jumped awake. ok, maybe you were a huge dumbass. you glanced at your phone, seeing eight missed calls from ran as you bustled about, getting ready for the jet flight that would occur in thirty minutes.
your phone rang again.
as you were putting on a bra, you slid to "answer", putting the phone on speaker.
"where ya at, doll? 'm waitin' in my car outside yer place." you briefly wondered how he knew your address until the memories of last night floated back to you.
"running late," you said, "almost done putting on my shirt." a sigh from the phone. "'m tryna hurry, ran. just give me like 10 minutes."
"we gotta get to the tarmac in like thirty minutes."
"I know, ok! don't rush me!" you yelled across your room, slipping on some jeans, throwing your essentials into your bag, and carrying you suitcase, containing several expensive outfits, toiletries, and everything else you needed for travel. thank god you'd put curlers in your hair last night. you figured you could do your makeup in the car or on the jet. i mean, who cares if ran sees you sleep deprived and makeup-less. it's not like you're ugly without it anyway. you're a gorgeous, bad bitch who doesn't need the recognition of sweaty mouth-breathers anyway. you just look mildly dead because of your ever-present dark circles.
rushing out to his car with three minutes to spare, you missed the fact that he'd even picked you up. you were honestly planning on driving yourself, but especially because you were running late, you appreciated the ride. not that you'd thank him or anything. after all, you didn't ask for it, and you've been waiting for thank yous for a lot of things that you never got. now you're a smidge closer to being even.
sliding into the car, you were half expecting to hear some stupid remark like "well look who's finally here" but instead he sped off. the car was going too fast for you to do your makeup, you decided, but nonetheless you took the opportunity to check your hair in the mirror, fluffing it a bit.
you arrived at the tarmac much faster than you would've driving yourself, thanks to ran's speeding and skill in maneuvering the car. probably the only thing he's good at besides pissing you off.
sinking into your soft, expensive-looking seats, you sighed, at last feeling some semblance of peace. it didn't last long.
"told ya to go to sleep earlier."
"shut up, ran."
"surprised i woke up on time myself what with ya callin' me all needy last night."
you scoffed, "I wasn't needy. I literally just set my alarm for 3am just to piss you off."
there was a look of dumbfounded shock, as he if couldn't believe you'd do something just to irritate him. you were expecting him to get mad, not to smirk playfully, turning his head to the side and resting his chin on the palm of his hand. you frowned.
"what? why're you smiling?"
"nothin'." his smile only grew.
"you're such a pain in the ass."
"glad ya like me so much." he said. you could practically hear the little heart emoji after his phrase. ugh. why is he never phased by your insults? it seems like compliments get him more flustered than angry retorts. maybe you better up your game.
your turned to begin applying your makeup. you ignored the burning sensation of his gaze on you as you applied the last finishing touches with your red lipstick - firecracker.
"I'm gonna go change," you announced.
"into what?"
you smiled innocently, "one of my new outfits, of course. we'll be there soon."
you let out a little breath. "can't get used to you dressin' like this."
you narrowed your eyes. "what's that supposed to mean?"
"nothin'. why do ya take everythin' I say in the worst way?"
"because you always have the worst intentions behind every little remark."
he shook his head, ignoring you. he wasn't in the mood to get into an argument.
you pondered for a moment before coming up with a grand scheme. you wanted to up your game and throw him off.. and you thought of the perfect way. going to go change, you came back out in an outfit befitting of a stripper. it was essentially the bunny girl outfit, minus the ears and cuffs. heels, fishnets, and a tight fitting bodysuit - the whole package.
he raised his head in question. his eyes widened as he took in your outfit. sure, he'd already seen it in your hands at the store and knew it would be the death of him... but fuck, when you're wearing it, he can already feel himself flushing, his dick twitching in his pants.
you seductively sauntered over to him. he sucked in a breath. you smirked, mirroring an expression you'd seen too many times to count. he moved his legs, presumably to allow you to pass beside him, despite the fact that the jet provided ample space for you to get to your seat.
instead, you lifted your knee, placing each on the sides just past his thighs, straddling him in his chair. he swallowed.
"what- what... are ya doin', doll?"
you smirked even wider at his stuttering. "just practicing. gotta make sure I'm playing my role correctly, right?"
he was helpless to push you off. it was like his arms were lead, so heavily weighted he couldn't lift them from the arm rests of his chair. he sat ramrod straight, trying to keep his composure despite already sitting breathless like a fucking panting dog.
you moved your hips leaning your body against his, though not too close to make yourself uncomfortable. to be honest, you face was flushed as you knew this was so embarrassing... but it was worth it to see him shut up, completely at a loss for words.
"is this good? like... this?" you asked with twinkling eyes as you ran your manicured hands down his chest, eliciting a groan you could scarcely hear.
he let out a breathy, "..yes.. yeah," he cleared his throat, though it only came out more strained, "..like that.."
feeling a bit more confident at his encouragement, you imagined him as the pervy ryunnosuke, though it was gross to imagine, it was crucial you ensure you don't give away your disgust.
you took both of his wrists in your hands, placing his own on your waist. you leaned in closer, your mouth just below his ear, "am I a good girl, ryu?" you ask, blowing a little cold breath onto his neck, reveling in the little shiver give gives.
Ran cursed inside of his head. He could already feel the precum dripping from his cock, creating a wet patch in his black slacks. dammit, he was on cloud nine despite the fact he knew you weren't doing this for him.
"you're a good girl for daddy," he replied, deciding to live out his fantasies while you reciprocated. he briefly lifted his hand from your waist to run them through the strands of your hair.
you snapped your hips against his, your eyes widening as you felt his erection. I mean, he's a dude after all.. but you didn't know he could react that way... for you. in a strange and concerning way, you liked it. not really but kind of. jeez, you really needed to get laid. this felt weird now. you were being weird.
you returned to your seat, flustered as you both tried to catch your breath.
"h-how.. was that, ran...?"
he still was breathing heavily when he replied, "you.. you were so fuckin' sexy.."
both your thoughts were interrupted when the copilot came in.
"we've arrived."
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axeylotl · 3 months ago
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ok I'm gonna FINALLY put all of my headcanons for Roger's backstory out into the internet so we can all see how close I got once it's out.
plus a little (uncertain) prediction at the end
Harry and Roger meet when they work at the funfair together in their twenties (with them being in their 30s by the events of the game)
Harry injures his leg at the funfair, leading to him quitting
some time later, Roger prepares to propose to his girlfriend, buying a ring and everything, but she breaks up with him before he can
Roger has to move out and asks for Harry's help, as Harry is one of the only people Roger has to fall back on
He sinks deeper into depression and alcohol while staying with Jake and Harry, eventually losing his job.
Jake doesn't know Roger, and just sees him as this lazy, self-destructive asshole who's taking up Jake's personal space
Jake frequently tells Harry that he should be more firm with Roger, that Roger needs to either get his shit together or get out. Harry does his best to resist, but after a month or so of Roger's steady decline, starts giving in
Roger eventually hits a rock bottom of some kind, and is made to go to rehab.
Once he returns, he and Jake begin to get closer. Jake starts to understand Roger and why he was acting the way he was, while Roger is slowly but surely returning to himself and building better coping mechanisms (with considerable support from Harry and, eventually, Jake)
Roger fixates really hard on various video games in his free time, mostly sandbox/sim games, somewhat replacing the dopamine loop
His post-rehab job search brings him to his job at the factory, where he works for quite a few years before his promotion, befriending Peter along the way
Not backstory, but I'm really torn on whether or not I think the "evil route" might involve him relapsing. Dogman has said that this is Gingi at its absolute worst, worse than anything we've seen so far, but I'm still torn on whether or not this is just too dark/serious. I do kinda hope we do see that, though. It'd be a really interesting look at Roger's character
I doubt this will actually fit that well with canon, if we even get much backstory of this nature. but I've been sitting on these ideas for too long and I need them OUT
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divineerdrick · 4 months ago
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Homestuck: Beyond Canon Upd8s for June 26, 2024 and July 6, 2024
The peak of my convention season is almost over, and I'm taking a break to liveblog some Homestuck. It doesn't help that we've had two upd8s since I last checked the site. I'm also not feeling well, and I like browsing Homestuck stuff when I'm not feeling well.
When last we left off, I predicted that Calliope is using the Plot Point to influence the Candy Timeline through their connection with Roxy and her/their Void powers. If I'm right, this is the worst thing to have anywhere near a Serket. So I'm really wondering what's going on. Perhaps they think Vriska's ability to influence the narrative can give it a boost?
We don't get a news post for either of these upd8s, so we're going to jump right in!
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Trippy . . . Though this seems considerably less seizure inducing than Homestuck's prior stuff. Perhaps the HICU are working on that a bit.
Okay, so I might be way off! So the Plot Point itself is the singularity at the center of the machine. The machine itself just stabilizes it, perhaps preventing it from expanding Big Bang style or sucking anything into it. And the fact it has both Calliope and Roxy's colors means they probably just worked on it together. I'm gonna go stand in the corner and turn into a sheep now.
Oh boy. Vriska is not having any patience for this . . .
Calliope said they needed authenticity, and Vriska following someone else's plan wouldn't exactly do that. Vriska would actually get as much info as she could normally though. So she thinks she has all the information she needs, she doesn't believe she can get accurate info from anyone in the Candy Timeline, or she's being affected by the Plot Point too. Possibly a combination of the three.
Either way, no we get an [S] page! Maybe this will be a substantive one.
So Vriska just got spaghettified into the Plot Point, and that seems to have changed the machine. That music was really creepy too. I'm continuing to have a bad feeling about this . . .
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Oops . . . Roxy is not happy about this.
"Grumpy Exposition Creature: Exposit." lol
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Oh shit! They have attracted some attention I don't think they're ready for.
Whelp! Even Dead Calliope isn't able to do much beside reveal what's going on. We've got another [S] page too.
Well this is eerily familiar . . .
Wait! That's Vriska's hive! But it's just Vriska's hive, no sign of Equius's. This has some dream bubble vibes, but it's definitely not that.
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More God Tier art!
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Uh oh. Ominous call back is ominous. And the narration here is driving that home even further. But what do they mean by "hungrier?" What other forces can be called into play here. The Horrorterrors perhaps? Something new? Us being hungry for more?
Yeah, I was already pretty sure this was a bad idea. Calliope might be many things, but they're not a liar.
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Davepeta jumpscare!
Um . . . that's a lot of sprites . . .
Yay! Fefetasprite is here too!
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Apparently this is an infurvention.
Holy crap it's SBAHJification time! I'm not gonna spoil that. You can see this masterpiece for yourself.
Okay. So the sprites seem to want to set Vriska straight. Emphasis on "seem." So why is this a bad thing? Is this simply bad from Calliope's perspective and her goal of trying to stabilize everything and end Dirk's influence on the timelines and the narrative? Is this a trap? Is this a previously unseen force or a new angle on one we know about?
So I'd previously blogged about how powerful the Plot Point could be. It is well within the realm of possibility for Vriska to be forced through a redemption arc. And there are definitely people out there that are hungry for that. As a god, this could put Vriska on the path to ascend, which might give her even more control over the narrative than Dirk.
But even with all the bullshit that's been going on in the Candy Timeline, even with the potential power of the Plot Point, even with all of Homestuck's prior ridiculous shenanigans, this feels a bit too convenient. Too contrived. Vriska, her Hive, the sprites. It all strains any kind of credibility.
And while there are people who are hungry to see Vriska redeemed, there's another outcome that I think far more people are hungry for . . .
"welcome to hell"
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