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"You Missed the Point by Idolizing Them" Starter Pack
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#is it “toxic yuri” or do the secretions just numb her lips for a few minutes? (via)
"toxic yuri" is synonymous for "ship i like"
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i love it when dogs have a disgusting wretched little toy thats their Baby and its the only one they dont fully eviscerate they just take their sopping wet crusty crunchy Baby around the house and suck on it until it looks like this

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Was this what she wanted for her kids? Picking their way through some cheap convenience store food to fill their bellies because nobody else was bothering to do it? Miyako was already doing so much for her and the twins that asking her to go above and beyond and make school lunches for them was way too much, but... Ai's grip on her chopsticks tightened and she shoveled another clump of simmered veggies into her mouth. This time, it didn't taste like much of anything at all. ✧✦✧✦ 推しのご飯 - "oshi no gohan" - 'the recommended dish' or 'my idol's cooking'. Ai of B-Komachi can charm a crowd and captivate an audience without missing a beat, but the kitchen is a stage where every performance seems to end in disaster. Determined to give her kids the homemade meals they deserve, Ai commits herself to levelling up her cooking skills and takes her first uncertain steps toward something she’s never truly known — a home cooked meal made with love. A soft and fluffy canon divergence about learning to love food and yourself along the way.
Super excited to announce that the first chapter of my next longterm fic project, Oshi no Gohan will be published on my Ao3 account on Wednesday April 2nd!
This fic has been in the works in fits and starts since 2023 and I'm beyond excited to finally share it with everyone so please check it out when it finally drops!
#oshi no ko#oshi no posting#onk fics#fuck you. (cooking manga iyashikeis your murder mystery tragedy character drama)
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the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you
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i need people to understand that making a blanket statement about what corsets were or what purpose they served is like if you made a blanket statement about panties and why people wear them and you didn't specify whether you meant g string thongs or boxer briefs or a jockstrap or cotton bikinis or
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If you try to say anything to me today that's not about my flying fish pepper shaker from the antique store, I will beat the shit out of you. I'm so serious.
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These look like the little soot things from that one Studio Ghibli movie.
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