#she did not appreciate it

[momonica05]

Tagged by @analogboii !!!

list 5 topics you can talk about for an hour without prepping any material

Moral Orel I am not normal about Moral Orel

The ending of game of thrones and why it will haunt my days until I die.

My characters. I have their whole stories just in my head (i even did a video of a power point presentation about the beginning of their story to my friends). But because its just in my head and it's all silly and not serious at all it can get pretty confusing and no I don't have only one universe of characters, I am not counting with the self inserts 😔

The Path. I know more than I should about this old indie horror game. I blame Izzyzz but some is on me too lmao. I actually planned on writing a sequel and how I think each event happened and anyway i basically have a whole fanfic in my head

Miracle Musical. I love that album and have some things to say about the story (yes I'll go on a tangent about the Elrking)

Honorable mentions (I have material for only half an hour): why I love certain characters and why they're so cool and important and my guy (luffy, papyrus, Orel); Psychonauts 1 and why Gloria's Theater and the fish phases are my favorites, and they're so underrated. Something I saw in a video essay LMAO; I literally spent 30 minutes of my therapy session talking about Japan's war crimes in WW2; Danganronpa or what I remember of it; POSSIBLY IN MICHIGAN!!!!!

Tagging: @skywayoctane @red-tomato-sauce

[abearirl]

the latest in Goose fashion

[hira492]

I LOVE HIM WITH ALL MY LIFE

[twilight-zoned-out]

Some things about Allan:

He’s the only one who reacts to the narrator

He’s the only doll (besides the Weird House) who isn’t swayed in some way by Ken’s takeover

He also declares himself as “Ken's buddy" (making canon his official box description) which makes his inability to be swayed more interesting

He has bendable legs (probably the only reason he tries to jump the fence instead of going around like everyone else)

He easily decked a half-dozen construction Kens and could probably singlehandedly win the Ken fight

He seems to know more about the real world than most Barbies

He knows what NSYNC is 

He knows about other Allan copies living in the real world (I’m trying to figure out if he made this up to convince the humans he can live in the real world, but even if he did, how does he know what NSYNC is???)

There are no other Allan models

[tricoufamily]

fabray set

big plans. does that mean anything to you

base game compatible

feminine

hat compatible

all lods

all ea swatches

there are. swatches for the headband acc. look i'm gonna be honest i never know what colors i'm supposed to do for those

download (sfs)

[bialoops-in-time]

My friend started ISAT. Wanted to see how far away you needed to be from Loop for them to accept a call. Did an oopsie

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

All he knows is flirt with men and lie.

[First] Prev <–-> Next

[moonlightcycle571]

All the Batkids have their own favourite Superhero (that’s not Batman), but it comes as a surprise when Damian says his favourite is Captain Marvel.

Captain Marvel, after being put on ‘Robin Watch’ after Batman had to disappear in the Watchtower for whatever reason: so … what do you like to do?

Damian, who vividly remembers Dick telling him to play nice or he’ll tell Batman about the 364 cats he’s fostered with Selina: I … like Cats

Captain Marvel, who has no idea what normal kids do: Oh, me too! My best friend is a talking cat!

Damian, intrigued: … elaborate

Captain Marvel, already showing Damian pictures of Tawny: This is Tawky Tawny, he’s a magic tiger that sometimes live in the Zoo! He’s also my best friend 🥰💕😍💕😍💖💗💗💗💗😍😊🎉😊😍😍

Damian, already calling Selina: I would like to meet this Tawky Tawny.

Later, Batman would start to panic when he couldn’t find Robin, but then would be shown a picture from Instagram of Robin, Catwoman and Captain Marvel in Fawcette Zoo, specifically the tiger cage hugging a massive Bengal Tiger, captioned “the most civilised tiger you will ever meet”. The next picture is a picture with the three of them having tea with said Tiger in a suit.

Bonus

Dick, Superman’s Number 1 fan: Oh please, he’s obviously the most like me! Captain Marvel and Superman look like they can be BROTHERS

Jason, forever a Wonder Woman Stan: HA, I heard that he WAS Wonder Woman’s Brother

Tim, hiding all his Cap merch: Oh yeah, he’s nothing like Red Tornado, so I’m good

Steph: why wasn’t I invited to the tea party …

Barbara and Alfred, tracking Captain down: Don’t worry, we’ll be invited to the next one

Cass, sensing something is off: … new … brother????

If you see Batman sulking in the corner, you saw wrong. If Batman sulks harder when he realises Barbara and Alfred figured out Captain Marvels identity before him and refuse to share… you’re a fucking liar.

Bonus

Flash: …

Captain Marvel: …

Flash: so when do we get to hug the magic kitty

Captain Marvel: FOR THE LOVE OF-

Tawny, not even a week later: ✨I’m so popular✨

[cozylittleartblog]

i now understand how certain people felt when harpy eda was revealed 😳

prints here

[hailsatanacab]

A Persuasive Argument - dpxdc

"Great!" Danny says, clapping his hands together to get everyone's attention. The dinner table falls silent as everyone looks towards him. It's a full house today and, honestly, Danny's a little nervous. "I'm sure you're all wondering why I gathered you here today."

"It's dinnertime. In our house." Duke mutters, while doing a very bad job of concealing his yawn. He holds his fork poised over the braised beef, but, just like everyone else, still looks towards Danny before tucking in. It's intriguing enough to wait.

"Yeah, no one misses Alfie's dinner." Dick says, with a brilliant smile that Danny can't help but return.

"Precisely! What better time to talk to you all than when you're all actually here!"

"Wait, I thought you came round to work on our English essays?" Tim asks, blinking owlishly.

"I'm afraid I've lured you here under false pretences, Tim."

"This is where I live."

"I would still really appreciate help on that essay though, I mean, what the hell is Hamlet even about? I just don't get that old time-y language, like 'Hark! A ghost hath killed me!' - absolute rubbish, what does that even mean?"

"The ghost never kills anyone in Hamlet, he's there to tell Hamlet that he was murdered. Have you actually read it?"

"No, but it sounds like you have. Tim, I want this guy to help me with my essay instead. I know for a fact that you haven't read Hamlet, either."

"So? We don't need Jason, I've read the Sparknotes."

"Hi Jason, I'm Danny, pleasure to meet you, summarise Hamlet in three sentences or less."

"Am I auditioning to help you write your essays? I can't believe you’ve gone through your whole school life without reading it, it’s good!"

"Hamlet, along with a number of other classics, was banned in our house because it portrayed ghosts as intelligent and sympathetic beings rather than evil, animalistic beasts. I didn’t even get to see The Muppet's Christmas Carol until last year with Tim! It was surprisingly good, and I hate Christmas because everyone always argued and it sucked. But we're getting off topic. I—"

"No, no, please go back to that, because what the fu—"

"Boys, please." Bruce interrupts, looking to the world as if he wants to hang his head in his hands. "Danny, you were about to say something?"

"Oh, yeah, Mr. Wayne! Thanks!"

"Please, call me Bruce."

"Well, that very succinctly brings me to my point, because I'd actually really like to call you dad."

Nobody says a word. Nobody even blinks, all as shocked as the other, watching open-mouthed as Danny pulls his laptop out from beside his chair. Bruce can definitely feel a headache coming on.

"Before you say anything, I've prepared a 69 slide PowerPoint presentation on why you, Bruce Wayne, should adopt me, Danny Last-Name-Pending. Please save your questions, comments, and verdict until the end, thank you."

[itsmebeff]

they're going to a formal event

the queen and her weird ugly partner

[hyakunana]

"My friend, my partner… my Guardian."

[friendlycursedspaceotter]

she’s an artist. she’s got DID and it’s not villainized. her armor is a bunch of tiny freaks in a trench coat. she’s good friends with one sword and traumatized another as a child but they are rebuilding that relationship. she infiltrated the mafia. her husband supports trans rights and I think she does too but this hasn’t been confirmed and probably won’t be for at least 3-5 years in our timeline. probably more. she needs therapy but was probably one of the reasons it was invented. she’s also ginger. I’m not saying who it is but you know who it is.

[trappedinafantasy37]

Larian statistics got us like:

[tricoufamily]

just some ivy league kids trying to figure out necromancy

[non-plutonian-druid]

[ID: Four drawings from darklordofawesomeness' cat Stan series.

The first is a compilation of cat Stan and Wendy; Wendy petting cat Stan, cat Stan sitting on her shoulders, Wendy hugging cat Stan while she cries; toddler Wendy hugging cat Stan to her chest. There is also one human Stan, hugging a despondent Wendy.

The second is a series of drawings of Fiddleford, Ford, and Stan, all cats, curled up together. Stan and Ford are both nearly identical, with dark fur and white markings, although Ford obviously has extra toes. Fiddleford is a tabby.

The third is from the same chapter; Emma May with Fiddleford in one hand and Ford in the other. She's holding Ford to her face and says "Stanford Pines..."; young Tate holding Fiddleford to his chest and squeezing too hard while Fiddleford looks distressed; cat Stan licking cat Ford's head while Ford looks uncomfortable.

The fourth drawing is of Emma May, leaning back and cackling. She is a fat light skinned woman with Tate's nose and dark hair, which covers her eyes. She is wearing a lab coat, and rubber gloves and boots. Her hair is pinned up with a pencil. End ID.]

More cat stans (and some cat fordses), still from @dark-lord-of-awesomeness's cat stan series, this time from Cat Stan Extras. From the wendy chapter, and from the chapter where ford turns himself and fiddleford into cats too. also featuring a design for Emma-May, when i realized that i would need a design for Emma-May