#she could get it

[jester-vamp]

MILM (Man I Love MILFs (Mother I’d Like to Fuck))

as per usual the uncensored is on my twitter

[bedforddanes75]

moth just flew directly at my face im in my room in my bed WHEN CAN I HAVE PEACE

[abookblog]

Last night I told my husband that if Marisa Tomei came up to me and asked me to bang I wouldn't even hesitate.

TO WHICH HE SAID. "Isn't she like 75?"

I looked at him aghast. I said "NO. Didn't you see her in Spiderman? She is on it."

He took a minute and said, "Yeah ok"

...

I need to make him watch more of her movies. Clearly.

[eleftherian]

dani's 58-mins scene gives me extremely homosexual feelings y'all

[fungerhead]

I dunno about you guys but if I was in tunnel 1 i would not rest until i had rizzed up stitches or died trying

[monkesupreme]

ref

a satisfactory answer for Selina

[chloesimaginationthings]

The FNAF Vanessas meet their younger selves..

[spacerockband]

Quetzalcoatlus! poised to spear her prey!

[madscientistenthusiast]

Personally I think that Azula should have been redeemed simply so that she can become Zuko's horrible little advisor who whispers evil little plans to him so that he can do the exact opposite

[mooreaux]

Love Undying

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

main take aways from Halloween (1978) rewatch:

michael myers is canonically 21??? this bitch should be at the club

*sees tiddies* ***MURDEROUS RAMPAGE NOISES***

that's it that's the movie

outside of the fact that everyone who has sex is murdered by the narrative, this is a surprisingly chill portrayal of female sexuality? these teen girls are horny and actively enjoying Getting It On with their boytoys. no pushy boyfriends sneaking in through their bedroom windows--these ladies are taking the initiative to sneak out and GET SOME. one of them gets laid and then immediately orders her boyfriend to get her a beer. (yes she gets Slashered soon afterward, but so does the boyfriend so honestly, gender equality.) yes the Final Girl is the only one not having sex, but she's not bullied for that, nor are her friends slut shamed except possibly by being murdered by the narrative

actually the only character who is shown being morally condemned on-screen is michael myers. specifically FOR his violent overreaction to other people's sex lives. (people he is spying on). metaphorically, the villain is American Puritanism sticking its judgy nose into other people's business.

aka Michael Myers Is A Republican

but actually the real villain is the doctor. guy's a judgemental, shaming, pathologizing asshole. and he's been in charge of michael's care since he was SIX YEARS OLD? kid never had a chance. i'd go on a killing spree too

also the parents. where are the parents? it's halloween night and all the teenage girls are home babysitting their younger siblings? come to think of it, michael's first victim was his own older sister, whom he killed while she was babysitting him. teen girls are really shouldering a labour burden here. maybe parentification is the true villain

side note: mike commits his first murder wearing a clown costume...which is never referenced again? his 'iconic' costume is a generic mask and wig and jumpsuit, when we coulda had a Killer Clown Michael Myers??? travesty

i like how the Final Girl and her friend casually smoke weed in her car. yeah she's an honor student and her friend is the sheriff's daughter. yeah they smoke weed. so what it's 1978

(to reiterate, mike is 21 and should be at the club. im not saying he shouldn't be rampaging, im saying it's sad that he broke out, tasted freedom for the first time in his life, and immediately snuck back into his childhood home to go rampaging. let's have a remake where he goes to a nightclub and has a few beers. maybe some slutty dancing. then rampage)

oh no he's hot

[wanologic]

and they were roommates

[becasbelt]

caitlyn: sorry to say, you've grown a bit predictable

vi: *kisses her with SO much tongue*

caitlyn:

[gravitysoda]

maybe in another life.

[raintides]

astarion is either sad or he was caught cuddling and is now hiding his face in embarrassment

[moonlit-typewriter]

Whoever cast Echidna as a PTA mom was so right for that

Mother of all monsters? Yeah, I’ll bet her kid is the absolute worst

and she knows it

It’s giving “how dare you accuse my child of such a thing. We do so much for this school and this is what we get?”