#she cant help it

[toournextadventure]

YALL look at my dog's Christmas picture from the groomer 😂

[night-triumphantt]

Happy Birthday @cashweasel beloved, have a soft kiyazan non confession confession, love you and these two idiots sm and I hope your day was amazing

[sunday-arch]

iselda is all tough until you start kissing her and you hear her little soft whimpers.

[bubbler-the-bubble]

Impossible challange, Maya Fey edition: Don't get arrested for like, five minutes.

[shackld]

chief is physically and emotionally incapable of leaving any sexual scenario, be it just a fling or a one night stand, without developing any feelings. someone could be like "remember i said no feelings involved" and chief would say Yeah Okay like a liar.

[batcavescolony]

Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.

[watchingwisteria]

listen there really was just something about how in the book, snow’s 3-page descent from hesitant lover boy to deluded mfer happens entirely in his mind. lucy gray gives him no indication whatsoever that she suspects him, that she’s going to leave or betray him. he’s just sitting quietly in the cabin waiting for her to return when that seed of calculated suspicion, which he has needed to survive the capitol, takes a hold of him and chokes the life out of any goodness left inside him. it really drives home your terror as a reader that “oh my god did he kill her? did she escape? what happened to her? why would he even think that?” in a way that when the movie had to adjust for visualization it lost some of that holy shit this guy has lost it emphasis.

[attroxx]

if i could describe mia when she has a crush with one song . . .

[glasskoi]

there's a bartender ace au that i want to make real sooo badd...

[titsthedamnseason]

lily matchmaker calloway strikes again

[bad reputation] redemption begins with the heart.

[bulbabutt]

sometimes you just need somebody else to point out the obvious. thank goodness for mikey and her gender collecting habit!

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[choccy-milky]

(ominis is already on his family's plan but he's there to annoy seb anyway)

[bluerosefox]

BREAKING NEWS! Youngest Wayne's Secret Lovechild?!

Teenage Ellie taking care of deaged Danny and moving to Gotham to hide from Vlad because Lady Gotham offered them sanctuary and will keep Vlad out.

BUT

Chaos is set into motion when during a Rogue attack, Damian Wayne (not as Robin at the moment) saves him and returns Danny to Ellie...

The internet/news happen because of course it did.

And people mistake Danny as his kid and Ellie his baby mama.

[nuravity]

"Oi, Round Face--" Katsuki dropped a small plate of mochi in front of her. "Try these. Dunno if I like them or not." He was experimenting with a new recipe and he felt like they were missing something. "Maybe needs more sugar to balance out the savory, but..." He trailed off, quietly mumbling like Deku often did.

Ochako zoomed in on the mochi as soon as they landed in front of her. Was he serious? So he hadn't really noticed or even minded that she almost tried to eat all of the mochi last time? "With pleasure," she beamed, already taking a big bite out of one of them. "Hmm..."

Her brows furrowed before she suddenly noticed him muttering to himself like Deku and she used that moment to eat one or two more before finally speaking. "Put in a pinch of salt. If it's too sweet for your taste maybe you can try mixing in sweetener in it. You can also give it some shapes."

She couldn't help but grin. "Maybe you can make them turn out like bombs?" Her hand was still hovering in the air, as if reaching for more.

[sadhorsegirl]

not only do glinda and elphaba participate in an array of romantic courting gestures (the constant hand holding, dancing together at the ozdust ballroom, the enemies to lovers/"loathing" of it all, etc etc), glinda also mirrors specific gestures fiyero makes towards her and uses them on elphaba (giving elphaba the flower fiyero gives her, when they first meet fiyero says "our first fight" then in the popular sequence glinda says "let's not quarrel" to elphaba)..............like.........................

[equill]

I never seen this man in my life

Extra: (you did this to yourself.)