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"it was in 2020" oh so like a year or so ago. a couple years. im sorry 5? did you just say five? five years ago ?

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"im tired of living through major historical events" is now "dear lord please let me witness a high profile political assassination in the next 1-2 years. amen"

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Somehow I'm just finding out now that there are these pictures of Winona Ryder wearing nothing but overalls and short spiky hair, and I honestly feel a bit betrayed by all the mutuals who were probably aware of this and never bothered to tell me. So just a public service announcement that if you're friends with a lesbian on tumblr and you have knowledge about the existence of pictures like this one, then it is your responsibility to ensure that lesbian is well-informed. I honestly don't ask for much from you guys, but I'm asking for this. I think that's reasonable. Thank you very much. Today's girlcrushart guardian is Winona Ryder.

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You getting called a twink was not on my 2025 bingo card but I’m not complaining this shit is hilarious 💀

Listen, it wasn't on MY 2025 bingo card either, but alas. Here we are

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at this point im just making every art assignment i have about my speical insterest. here's a project i did on perspective execpt its just the shroud on Tuchanka in ME3.

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I find it funny when queer fantasy stories are written in a setting where homophobia doesn't exist, but there's a ~forbidden romance~ element coming from some completely different, fantastical prejudice. Like

"Son, I don't care if you suck dick, but no child of mine will be sharing a bed with a goddamn necromancer!"

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Very twink you to want us to watch lady Gaga

Lady Gaga transcends twinkness and we all know it, don't pretend you're too good for Mother ✋️

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wednesday 100% takes after her dad, the gomezification of her truly

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cats will be like oh you're walking somewhere? no WE'RE walking somewhere. and i will get there first. where is 'there' btw

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For all of yall calling me a twink, watch this

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"I've lived my whole wretched life at your mercy, yours alone, and God knows I deserve to die at your hand. You are my only friend. I am undone without you."

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i finished Gideon the Ninth yesterday, and oh boy. that ending 😭 please no spoilers for the rest of the series, i am going in blind and i'm very excited

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Aren't you too old to be a twink now? 🤨

Hold your horses. Well now I'm offended in a second way, what do you MEAN I'm too old, I'm plenty youthful 🤨

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https://www.tumblr.com/toournextadventure/774344391255015424/guys-help-my-girlfriend-just-called-me-a-twink

…. Is she right though?

She is NOT I couldn't be a twink even if I tried

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I mean... *head pats*

She's wrong, that's not what I am, I'm innocent ✋

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Oopsie, forgot to post here! Work from home CaitVi request!!

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I could throw a few salarians off a cliff, if that'll make you feel better.

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What about the "I work with kids who have the same issues as you" comment from months ago?

... you know what, that was actually a really good one too, that one is also worth framing