#she can be his hag tho lol

[vampirecatboy]

did not expect Lae'zel to proposition Aja without any prompting, she was literally talking about how he smells and wanting to taste him, and i was just sitting there like

[xamaxenta]

They can dry hump and chew on each other's lips a little 👉👈 as a treat.

Also the fucking image of little Sabo just fucking gnawing on Ace is making me lose my mind, they are so fucking FERAL. Tiny psychos.

Kid Sabo whinging about his mouth and gums hurting cuz he recently lost a tooth and hes going stir crazy and Ace is just ughhhhhh here bite my arm or whatever just shut up about it 🙄 (he doesnt actually care hes just pretending it bothers him haha)

Dadan’s like the hell happened to you when she sees Ace all covered in little bite welts and Ace is like nun of ya beezwax ya old hag lol

Anyway YAH as adult tho yeah Sabos gnawing the shit out of him for a totally other reason huffs a laugh against Ace’s neck like remember when i used to bite your forearms?

And Aces like yeah were you actually hurtin or what and Sabo confesses actually biting you hurt more

Ace: what the hell

Sabo: idk like pain good tho

Ace: bruh

Sabo: maybe im a masochist

[galaxymagick]

bg3 playthrough🏹

my lovely ranger (1 rogue 1 wizard - might change) tav draven is out with: his love, astarion, bestie shadowheart, and wyll. gale went back to camp for some ... alone time.. we’re on the trail of the hag, and missing child, and just walking from the beach to the barracks and to the blushing mermaid

I’m laughing at the banter with wyll there, the teasing, grossing wyll out, and just plain making fun of him. also, not shadowheart and astarion ever so flirting with each other, him teasing her about who'd he bite when asked who he'd feed on if he had free rein, her making out she doesn't care by his response .. like don't mind me, go ahead you two.

there’s a few more but it wouldn’t fit in a 10min video

(i'm so proud of myself being able to somewhat remember where i'm going esp essentially walking backwards from my perspective)

not me running when hearing from those magic users in front of sorcerous sundries ... they're so louuuddd. I may have to make some more of the loud ones disappear. i need a option to reduce npc banter separately from companion as some of them are too loud

I’ve been making an effort to take wyll out more, well i say more that's a lie this is the first time he's been out with us this play through 😭 even tho his approval is at exceptional lol howwww. I just haven’t really warmed up to him. I don’t hate him I’m just eh about him, still.

its not as smooth framed as some, and it can drop from time to time, but to say my gtx 1050 (2gb) i5-9400F 32gb ram (was 8gb) is definitely old, it's held up well

i had it at lower settings before but since i upgraded from 8 to 32gb this year it helped. i'm able to play and that's all that matters to me.

[project-doomsday]

I believe Z is using humans for his experiments to get back at his leaders. That or he’s going for the whole “Take over the world” gig.

1: Does he have any comrades back in his trainee days that he is most fond of?

2: What drawing program do you use?

3: Will we see a Timelapse of your work someday?

4: Have you ever drawn the Membrane’s house or interior? Any changes to your liking?

5: is that old hag Ms. Bitters still alive in this AU? Lol

6: What does Z eat if not human food?

I dunno, I guess we’ll have to see! 🤷‍♀️

1. No, Z doesn’t have any companions in his colony, mostly everyone’s kinda afraid of him. Z was always busy too, he was either training, scouting, or staying with the Tall Ones. The only real people that Z was close to were the Tall Ones, they practically “raised” him. Z worshipped the Tall Ones, he really admired them, perhaps even feeling something more towards them… who’s to say?

2. I use Procreate! I touch up everything else in photoshop.

3. Sure!! I’ll post one of em down below.

4. Yes, I have drawn the membrane house! It was really hard to draw. Drawing houses aren’t my specialty. 😓

5. Unfortunately she’s still kickin lmao

6. Well, Z doesn’t really need to eat because his Pa’ak gives him all the nutrients he needs. He can snack on a few things tho, like fruits, bread, flesh…

Here’s a Timelapse of me drawing Z! Z is the hardest for me to draw, especially his head. I’ve been getting rusty drawing him lately 😥

And here’s the Membrane Household! Like I said, this was VERY hard to draw. I had to use this app called MagicPoser to make this really shitty 3D model to help me out haha

[hellshee]

that anon is totally off lol I mean there are unhinged people from every section but people who enjoy alysmond like their potential and what they could be and are constantly getting private quote tweeted on twitter for no reason. most of them literally stay in their lane and tons of people who want helaemond are annoyed that alys is a character who is his canon love interest. there’s literally nothing that ties daemyra and them together 💀 she didn’t know him as a kid and there’s also a big likelihood they’ll be casting a younger actress since her age is debated due to the youthfulness she had (which is why people speculated she practiced witchcraft).

disagree. i am on hotd twitter and have been bullied by alysm*nds for no reason. a lot of people in hotd fandom who didn't even read the books didn't know who she was until alysm*nds started making some lame tweets about how "those people's ship will crumble when alys comes on". they're the most antagonistic part of green twt and the green fandom in general so i will have to disagree.

and there is. huge age difference (it's very funny to me that from what i witnessed the alys takes went from "yess give me 40 year old sexy milf" to "i'm sure they'll cast someone young, the maesters were misogynstic"), there is reason to interpret their book relationship as non con to a degree (towards alys), alys stans use the "you're a misogynst if you don't like this character" just as rhaenyra stans do, and not that i disagree but throwing around "aemond is 19 when they meet" sounds exactly like da*myra discourse.

i'm sorry but when it comes to this, the discourse is unhinged. funniest but also most disgusting insult i got was from an alys stan tweeting to their mutual saying i'm being a misogynst ageist towards alys and in the same breath calling me a 30 year old hag who should get a job.

i've been called a number of names and for a while i really did try to scroll past the "not these freaks not shipping aemond with his wife tweets" and "see y'all freaks when alys comes on and your ship crumbles" and "can helaena manic pixie girl dies faster so they stop projecting on her" tweets but i'm also really tired of letting this bs fly.

not to mention the amount of greenies who use "you're secretly team black" and "you're just a da*myra stan undercover" on people who enjoy helaemond.

so no, i do not think they are the victims and i do think they started the discourse around it and until they're not gonna keep each other in check about taunting everyone else, the discourse will never end.

not interested to discuss this further tho! so if you disagree we will have to agree to disagree!

[tojikai]

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO I CANT– NO! I SWEAR TO GOD NO 😭😭😭😭😭 IT CANT BE PLEASE NO my anxiety right now is like 📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈 PLEASE POR FAVOR お願いします WHATEVER LANGUAGE YOU WANT, I BEG YOU NO 😭😭😭😭

SERIOUSLY, this fic is messing too much w my emotions, i dont think i can take it anymore LMAO i got the notification i was already nervous, then i started reading and my heart was beating SO FAST and i now i feel like throwing up and crying damn kkkkkkkk /smiling through the tears/ you rly making me feel all sort of things, im sad but enjoying it too much to complain lol

OKAY. I need to be honest here: i read that ask someone said how they perceived each character and i MAY feel more empathetic to Satoru now lol (ormaybeimjustbiasedwhatever) truly happy to see him working on himself and everything else but bro??? c'mon¡!!!¡!! you shouldn't be so naive atp anymore pls she was even talking to the dragon when you got home, my love 😭😭😭 hopefully she wont get pregnant, or loses the baby, or gets arrested for touching someone w/o consent, or gets in a car accident and dies– anyways, there are soooo many ways it could so i will hope for the best while hoping for the worst too;;; the things you do to me, istg 🥲

Also, Toji's showing too many red flags lol i mean, i can kinda understand him but???? Nah, it's like he isn't even trying to listen and understand the reader 🧐 girl, just take your lil girl and run, all mens are bad atp lol go find geto suguru, he knows how to be a good girl's dad and is handsome too

Anyway, after this chapter i may or may not have wavered as Team Toji 👀 its a bit worrying tbh and im that type of person who thinks "one alarm's enough, im out bye~" so cant be hypocritical here and say i want reader to stay lol but i also dont want reader w gojo bc his hag of a mother is rly unsettling, dont think its a safe environment for her or yui,,, im thinking too much im stopping and let the worry for the next

AH JUST REMEMBERED STH!!! Cant help but feel happy that satoru's father backed him up against his mother 💛 wishing a nice future for this man too bc that woman is tOTALLY INSANE!! Who the hell talk like that abt baby trapping someone???? Damn,,, reader rly should have reported her or sth i feel like she'll keep causing trouble whilst out of jail 😭😭

Muito obrigada for this chapter, was rly a great experience (tho i felt anxious LOL) and actually it always is whenever i read something from you :) hope youre taking care of yourself and having a nice week, be well <3

satoru's father would always have his back. he's literally just there for satoru🥹 he lost his first born already, he's not letting anything happen to satoru too. and yeah, toji really got his supporters torn😭 where he's coming from is understandable tho, but in a rs, it always has to be mutual sooo... yeah, thank u so so much for the support <33 im happy u enjoyed itttt

[darknessa040625]

I don’t have mine drawn yet, I wanna get all the actual characters done first but ok so I’ve got a few ocs, ones a hag who I’m calling Hag thistle, she specializes in healing type magic and is using it to extend her life by several centuries. Hag Thistle the little old lady that seems so sweet but oh my gods is she the most feral person you’ve ever met, she will give people the weird teeth growth things if they make her mad. I love her.

My actual self insert is a half harpy witch Named Alexandra(after the library) but she prefers the nickname Xandra. Her feathers are gonna be black with the oil like look of Raven wings. She’s a graphic design major taking online classes at the same college JC goes to. Xandra can fly if she learned how but she was never taught so she’s a bit bitter and typically keeps her wings glamored away(what Oscar does with his, tho she doesn’t let hers out nearly often enough). She’s a regular at the cafae(duh lol) and her favorite order is a mocha with either a hint of pixie dust or eldrich blood, depending on how much sleep she got the night before and how many projects she has due lol. Xandra has an annoying habit of subconsciously chattering when she’s bored or anxious(I’d say it’s a stim but I don’t have any diagnosis so neither does she). She has one elder sister. Her sister has agenesis of the corpus callosum (something my sister does have, not just made up for lore), which is why she really loves cafae latte bc it’s super welcoming for people like her sister.

i really wanna make a fanfic of the cafae latte self-insert oc ive had rattling around in my brain and im being stopped not by the fear of being seen as "cringe" or whatever [the fear is gone forever] but by the inability to be coherent

[strawberry-nugget]

Oddly specific bnha headcanons

Characters: Deku, Bakugo, Kirishima, Kaminari, Jirou, All Might, Endeavor, Hawks, Dabi

A/N: I'm finally back from my mini hiatus and I finally finished a part of my never ending cursed head canons and I also hit a new milestone so I feel like you all deserve this attempt of mine at comedy for the love I've been getting...I'm also sorry, this is a wild ride, and as you're reading you might wonder why did I make these? And the answer is, simply, because I can 😭, no lol though true... I'm soft so if these made you laugh and you leave an LMAO comment I'll think about it forever uwu. I've talked about most of these with my dear friend @aichiin, who is an amazing artist whom should support in all platforms uwu bye

Warnings: some of this content is NSFW, 18+, so if you're under 18 DO NOT INTERACT

Disclaimer: everyone is at least of 18 years of age

• I can't explain why, and we've seen Endeavor texting shoto in canon but... I feel like probably his texts look like this: …..shoto why aren't you Answering your phone… 

….tell fuyumi to make you soba… . 

… ……are you still friends with that rude boy from school.. 

…I don't want any take out dont get any for me tell natsuo that I'm sorry and try to ask him if he's changed his mind about forgiving me.… 

• All might opens a Facebook account a month before the beloved class graduates as his way to keep on touch with everyone after they're off to fight crime and lives his life as the ultimate Facebook mom and thinks he's texting people but apparently posting on your Facebook wall isn't texting. He has probably made a thousand posts asking midoriya how it works until people just, they just, accept it, I guess, there's nothing else they can do. He uses the Facebook mom tulip emoji and writes in all cap. Give him credit for being so sweet tho. 

And probably it goes like this: "💞🥰🌷🤣WHAT AN AMAZING SUNDAY. GOOD MORNING YOUNG MIDORIYA HOW HAVE YOU BEEN" Ofc he will not hesitate to use all these emojis unironically, in fact, he doesn't know that is the ironic use of an emoji, leave him alone

(Comments on the post most probably go like this: Bakugo: I EXIST TOO YOU OLD HAG, FUCK YOU DEKU, I DIDN'T BRING YOU TO THIS WORLD BUT I SURE WILL TAKE YOU OUT. MOTHERFUCKER. 

Denki: mister al mght do we have english tomorrow ? 

Momo: @denki, no but we have literature, hello mister all might sir, have a nice day too

All might: YOUNG BAKUGO PLEASE WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE 🤣 YOUNG KAMINARI, AS YOUNG YAOYOROZU SAID YOU HAVE LITERATURE AFTER MY CLASS📜 HAVE A BEAUTIFUL EVENING YOUNG YAOYOROZU🌷

• I'm sorry for this but.... Midoriya, Denki and Kirishima probably lick their finger after they absolutely drill it in their noses but here's the deal

Midoriya inspects what he fished out like thoroughly, Denki dissociates while staring at it, and Kirishima does so straight out of his nose

• Someone told Shoto that Saiki K is based on true events and he genuinely believes it and tries to find Saiki K, claiming that he is the answer to all of his problems. Is very subtle about it tho.

• I think that in part one of these atrocious head canons we established that Keigo would willingly put effort to find the clit, right? Listen he probably asks what's the concept of the clit, like why is it outside and not inside- wait you have another spot inside, yeah? He's is so confused and for what? Won't stop for it mid sex but he searches reproduction organ anatomy later on on google because he brought some questions in his brain that need answers. On the clit. You heard me right.

• Dabi looks like he once had a break up that was so rough that he opened a Twitter just to drag the other person down. For once, I won't go into detail and will let your imaginations run wild. 

• I have to do a a cursed one for Bakugo right? Well yeah uhm, he probably was caught flexing his muscles in the mirror during vacation, totally naked too, by one of his friends in his group and screamed in a high pitched voice and picked up that little hotel room fridge to cover himself up and chased them around the hotel room until he just crushed the poor item. To the floor? Because he tried to use it as a cover up and it just slipped... It's even worse if the friend was a potential s/o. He'll scream like one of the screaming/simping TikTok sounds.

• Bakugo also really hates chairs. Idk why I have this headcanon, but I know it in my heart that this man, as an adult, only has those round weird- ish IKEA stools around the kitchen table that's all. No more chairs. Nothing.

• this is too self indulgent but Kirishima and Deku look like the people who, while washing forks, spoons etc they create whole stories about them and treat them like characters, and others would just look at them so confused as to why it takes 16 minutes to wash off a spoon and why are they also crying but you wouldn't understand. This spoon is Cinderella. Back off and let. them. finish. their. stories.

• I feel like Jirou has phases where she only wants to wear black but then she sees a nice pair of jeans and buys it, and then buys some more and then she gets mad about having blue jeans and she dyes them, but then she grows out of that phase for a few months and she tries to find ways to make the fabric paint fade away

• I also think that she, after spending a little time with Momo, spends money on a lot of clothes, and it's not like Momo buys too many clothes, but Jirou always wants to upgrade her wardrobe and ends up feeling lost on what she wants to wear

• Denki and Kirishima turn into the same person a little more every single time they hang out together. You'll listen to Denki say 'manly' all the time and Kirishima starts trying to find leather jackets that look cool on him, and just adopts Dennis speaking habits.

[zalrb]

tv rewatch: gg edition ep 16

ok to be honest, if blair and her circle are basically supposed to be like old money, which i don’t think they actually are but they’re positioned as if they are, then jenny’s social climbing antics would be cause for derision, it would basically be like in titanic where rose’s mother and her friends don’t like molly brown because her husband is new money

except jenny isn’t EVEN new money

remember when dan as gossip girl spread rumours of jenny shoplifting at gap and stealing coins out of a fountain?

georgina is good, though, at pretending to be someone else.

oh so jenny doesn’t even know he’s gay yet. i didn’t particularly care for jenny at the beginning of the season but they do a good job in showing how hanging out with the upper east siders has changed her personality.

“yeah, i understand that you’re THREATENED by him” jenny, it’s YOUR boyfriend.

LMAO this distant parenting was so not my life. I couldn’t even have doors closed in my house. “YOU CAN CLOSE DOORS WHEN YOU PAY RENT.”

“Low blow.” “Wasn’t me, wish it was.” LOL Blair.

yayyy dair scene! “i don’t want to see her get hurt.” “well then you should’ve thought of that before you told all of manhattan that your sister was a glorified hag.” she has a point, dan, even though you were already tarnishing jenny’s image anyway for shits and giggles because YOU’RE GOSSIP GIRL.

i love wedding dresses, lily’s was ok. but i’ve also been called the rapper of wedding dresses, so there’s that.

“maybe his lacrosse stick isn’t the only thing he likes to play with?” LOL, i miss innuendo.

i hate these striped cardigans.

lol i forgot what a dick asher was. also the whole “do you really think someone like me would really date someone like you” is too pointed, i like chuck and dan scenes because even though chuck does say stuff like that, it’s with more ease and subtlety and he gets his point across just by being like “humphrey dumpty” or “humdum humphrey.”

“the minute you send tips to gossip girl you’re in the game with the rest of us” barring the absurd fact that dan is gossip girl, that actually isn’t true? because like serena and blair said, the four gs in jenny’s life were Guys, Girlfriends and Gossip Girl, i mean an argument could be made that instead of going to gg he could’ve gone to one of her friends but they aren’t actually her friends and the news would go to blair and end up on gossip girl anyway, he didn’t send it in for status, he sent it in because jenny was being illogical.

nowwwww lily’s reaction to eric being gay is what the show can criticize.

jenny’s voice gets all squeaky when she’s upset, it’s aggravating.

i’m sorry, jenny’s whole ‘you can’t control me’ ‘i’m going to leave even though you told me not to’ storyline drives me up the wall.

lol i remember this song.

blair does look good though.

i just realized U R Fever is in the background when Georgina shows herself as Sara to Serena and then it’s in the background again when Chuck gets Georgina in season 2 to take down Blair. It’s a good song for her.

and honestly, i understand why dan would break up with serena after this because there is just SO much lying happening and it‘s a lot of drama. georgina outs your brother then you find out she has been pretending to be someone else to infiltrate into your boyfriend’s life and you say nothing to him? no.

“it was not my finest maternal moment,” LILY FIND YOUR SON.

georgina, you have way too much time on your hands.

serena, if you weren’t going to tell blair anything why are you there.

but seriously blake always talks like her mouth is full of marbles.

“i killed someone.” UR FEVER. great ending tho. lmao.

i’m pretty sure i watched this like whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.

xoxo zalrb

[bitchiha]

Wydhrjuf- I was watching ”Karen Freak Outs” on Youtube and I start wondering how would Naruto characters react if they ever encounter one? Lol

A/N: OHH LOL I LOVE THIS YOU WONDERFUL LITTLE ANON!!! Can’t believe I never thought to do this! This ask was so tempting I had to answer it ASAP 😖

Btw for those unsure of the term Karen: white suburban moms who always ask to speak to the manager / just wanna fight you LOOOL. Look up Karen moments like the anon did, you won’t regret it lol shits funny asf

✎ Naruto Characters Encountering Karen’s

Naruto

Omg he always encounters Karen’s. Whether they’re Karen’s yelling at him for fighting w their bratty kid on the playground or yelling at naruto for cutting supermarket lines — they’re always there waiting.

But they don’t phase him as much now that he’s used to them. Karen wants the manager to sort this out? Nah hoe. He’ll fight her right now.

He’s the final boss all Karen’s fear.

Always fights them LMFAO. “What’re you looking at, old lady?”, “I think somebody forgot their essential oils today, wrinkled hag.”

literally has the best comebacks for Karen’s.

The Leaf village Karen’s fear him because he won’t back down when they try and put him in his place

And my G O D they tick him off so easily oml. And we all know how crazy Naruto gets when he’s ticked off.

Always fights their bratty kids. Like it always starts somehow w the kid.

This one brat just stomped on his foot because he wouldn’t give up the last box of instant ramen at the supermarket, so now they’re roasting each other as they should 

and all the sudden the mom comes in.

The interference of Karen is the only thing that stopped Naruto from pummeling that kid LOLL. “Let the kid sort it out for himself, ya old lady!”

Has the best boomer roasts. That’s one of the first attacks he makes on Karen’s.

“Ok boomer.” Usually frustrates the fuck out of them and angers them enough to storm away.

If they somehow withstand that, he goes in for the essential oils disses and keeps bringing more and more weapons out until they’re running away quaking.

Sasuke

Nah sis

The first Karen to ever try and pick a fight with him is scarred for life. Seriously. He whipped his sword out and was about to end that hoe, luckily Kakashi stepped in.

Has 0 tolerance for that bullshit.

Karen’s fear both Naruto and Sasuke, but they handle them very differently.

Now, I think some Karen’s are intellectual, when they’re not demanding to speak to the manager of course.

So naturally, many of them get the message that they cannot mess with Sasuke Uchiha. One glance at him and the threat of getting them kicked out of the store dies on their tongue bc they realize if they don’t shut up they might actually die hdjdjsjsjsj

Lots of angry glares.

Won’t give them the time of day, like they wanna fight him for taking the last lavender essential oil. Sasuke is a slut 4 lavender essential oil you can’t change my mind. So he turns to face them and gives them the “im done w ur bs” look and the signature “tch” and they immediately back off.

Literally imagine Sasuke and a Karen having a staring competition over the last essential oil. Goodbye.

Neji

This man is a KAREN! Sometimes at least lol

He doesn’t encounter many horrible Karen’s though

If they ever wanna try him he probably turns around surprised — looking like that shook pikachu meme

He’s so offended like who does this old lady with a Starbucks frappe think she is?

“Excuse me... what?”

Literally just stares at them repulsed while they yell at him for taking their last bottle of their favourite shampoo of the shelf.

“But this is my favourite shampoo as well. It does such a good job in my hair and it makes it smell like vanilla.”

Then all the sudden they end up bonding over shampoo

Still keeps the last bottle for himself tho like he clings to it for dear life

Probably ends up getting invited to their PTA meetings

He’s the Karen’s poster boy

They all lowkey think Nejis fine asf

Naruto and Kiba tease the crap out of him for being the Karens idol, but the Karen’s won’t hesitate to protect him

It’s like the 5th great ninja war but with Karen’s VS 2 sixteen year old boys and Neji just watches it all go down 

Sakura

I headcanon her as a Karen

Someone probably just butted the line in the market and she’s about to tap them on the shoulder and give them a piece of her mind, but another lady does the same

Time stops

They just look at eachother knowing exactly what they have to do

And they fight the line skipper together

Then as a parting gift after their bonding experience, the Karen gifts her a bath and body works candle and some essential oils.

She too is now invited to PTA meetings.

Also invited to sewing club, cooking club, etc.

Sakura is a slut for essential oils so we already know she’ll fit in with the others

And she likes herbs and stuff so she talks about remedies with them

They all get along so well with her because she’s literally just a mini Karen. Like a soon to be Karen

Praised often for beating up Naruto, he is the Karen’s arch nemesis after all

Rock Lee

He cries when he encounters his first few Karen’s

He was running through the village one time when a little girl cuts in front of him all of the sudden and he hits her

He quickly catches her before she falls though

But her mom — a fellow Karen, was loosing her shit.

Cries and begs for her forgiveness

Is literally on the floor crying

The Karen is satisfied with this and let’s him go with very little verbal abuse lol

That’s how he handles most of his encounters

“I’m so sorry! Please, ma’am, forgive me!” Really excessive crying and laying on the floor because Karen’s scare the fuck out of him

Some feel bad for him and sprinkle some essential oils on him to calm his aura or some shit

They like that they can push him around tbh

Probably refer to him as the “respectable young man who knows his place”

Does chores for any Karen that asks, he's too scared to say no 

He also gets special treatment when they find out he’s nejis friend

[sus-amogus]

Explanations to all my confused friends:

no explanation, I got an aunerism reading it

Never, EVER, mix up Polish and Russian, unless you want to be beaten to death. You'll come off as really ignorant, because those languages are not really that similar once you understand the key differences (i.e. Polish is harsher in sounds, Russian has a very characteristic sing-a-song tone to it that Polish completely lacks, POLISH DOESN'T USE CYRILLIC), and it's also a historically/culturally big yikes

First of all, they are called Gołąbki, second of all, they are burnt to fuck (this black structure you're seeing is supposed to be cabbage)

Ah yes, boiled egg clenease, my great-grandma's favourite

no comment lmao

"those Old Hag make this picture" such a poor choice of Google translate 💔

Addition to the last: grandma was truly Polish if she said old LADY is stara BABA

Gruszka means a pear. No, you can't.

Stężenie means concentration, but in a chemical sense, like concentration of glucose in blood. Concentration, as in focus, is koncentracja

"Na będzie powalone Jezus Chrystus, na wielki wielki amen" is a misheard phrase "Niech będzie pochwalony Jezus Chrystus, na wieki wieki, amen" (literally "May be praised Jesus Christ, for centuries and centuries, amen"). What our commenter wrote is "On be messed up Jesus Christ, on huge, huge, amen"

Ryan Gosling at his busia

This flag makes me want to end my online career. Even if you're REALLY dead-set to celebrate your Polish ancestry via fused flag, this is a flag designed solely with USA flag standards in mind. A Polish flag, when hanged vertically, can never be red on the bottom, white on top, but red closer to the pole, white further from the pole. (no pun intended)

Those are so silly omfg. Who would want a shirt with just the end of a surname lol. Also, not all surnames end with these fancy little things: we also have surnames that are just nouns (i.e. Sosna, Zięba, etc.). My favourite is the purple one with "lek" tho, bc lek in Polish means medicine

Yes, fuck you for thinking you'd be treated like a god because you came to us, poor Polish people, from the big and great America. You do not impress us. Your posh and superior attitude makes us disgruntled and we couldn't care less about your American upbringing. There are SO many Polish immigrants in the world, who either migrated in XVIII-XIX century (mostly due to partitions), during 2nd World War, somehow managed to flee in post-war communism era, or migrated since 90s til now because of financial reasons. You're not special

Also it's rather frowned upon if you have Polish roots, come to Poland, can't speak Polish, know nothing of the culture, and demand respect. 123 years of illegaly cultivating the language underground and you can't cultivate it when it's easier than ever.

Kolekcja dla osób jak ja które nie mają twt i fb i tiktoka i wsm niczego

[hedgefairy]

Okay, I know, I know, it's already old news, everybody and their uncle in the costuming community has already talked it over, but anyhoo, I made notes when I crawled my way through effing Bridgerton and I will be damned if I don't vomit them onto this site. I have 32 pages of this shit, I'm not gonna throw that away.

I'm also typing this on my phone because I'm stuck on a trainride that's just doubled in length because this is the 2021 Northern German snow storm. What, there's snowflakes on the rails? We cannot possibly keep up our schedule, say goodbye to 90% of the connections.

Okay, on to Bridgerton, Episode 1

We're in Britain (oh, London, okay), allegedly 1813. I see people who are clearly meant to be asympatico, but is this size incusivity I spot there? Daring! Gasp! Me li...

Oh wait, no. The character is promptly shamed for her figure (which is mostly caused by the horrible cut of her dress. Every size can look great in Regency garb, but never mind, we need to make the "fat one" look bad!).

Also, no shifts under the stays. Why. There was obviously enough budget, don't tell me you couldn't afford a few strappy tops - it's not like the rest is historically accurate, so it would have sufficed to send some poor underpaid intern to H&M and get some. Nvm, that wouldn't be sexay.

Wait, is the garishly dressed (always a sign of a character of bad character in a costume drama) woman Delphine from Selfridge? Does she always have to play bitches? That's not nice, and just because she has a recognisable face, which by modern (read: americanised) standards is not favourable enough. Ugh. But I like the actress, so I'll let it slide (for now).

Lol, buttocks.

Not sure about the girls' dresses. Also, the Queen is a WOC, cool!

Oh no, one of the Featherington sisters faints! But that's okay because the Featheringtons are just comic relief and foil anyway.

I get weird incest vibes from the Bridgertons.

So the court is clearly 18th century and the show is set in the 1810s. I've by now seen several explanations for this decision, I still think it robs the Queen of reproductions of her actual historical gowns which were heavily inspired by the 18th century but so. Magnificently. Weird. It would have been so neat, and more of a "hey, I'm kinda out of touch with things" vibe, but hey, I'm not the one getting paid for making those taffeta gowns here (her hair is glorious, tho).

I'm very into the intro.

That Regency gossip girl is a real b, not unlike the Dowager Countess of Downton (unpopular opinion, I think she's pretty overrated, yes, I like Maggie Smith).

Again, no shifts.

Where do I know the "pragmatic" Bridgerton sister from? Ah, it's The Paradise. And Jonathan Strange. (Wait, she's my age. And she's supposed to be a teenager. Man, do I love a good Dawson casting. I like the actress, though, she has a face ™!).

Aaaah. We get it. She's the spirited one. She also doesn't care about dresses because she's not like other girls™. I really like her voice (but she still doesn't sound like a teenager).

The heck is up with Lady F's dress and that of her friend? Oh, yeah. Antagonist fashion.

Of course the Featheringtons are Horrid Hags™ aside from Penny who's nice, but the pudgy one (at least we don't get a case of "she's not conventionally attractive so she's bad").

Oooh, the cousin! Supposed to suck, but ofc she's a stunner, and only Penny (who's the nice one, remember!) is delighted to have her around. She's also a POC, which is nice but apparently that means she does not follow fashion, hair-wise. I would have loved to see some Regency hair on her, it would have been so pretty *cries in Greek updo*

Ugh, we're still in Ep. 1, typing this on my phone was a bad idea.

Lady Danbury and the Duke guy are delightful with each other (more POC! So neat!).

The girl the oldest Bridgerbro screws is apparently a singer, which isn't up to status for his doucheship, and she doesn't wear a shift.

The music at the ball sounds like something from the Top 40s, but I'm woefully ignorant of contemporary music charts so I can't tell what it is. I like it when they do that in historical-ish works, making well-known pop or rock stuff work for the ambience (ugh, that dance scene to Golden Years in Knight's Tale. My heart. In a good way.)

I dig the Ducktail hair of Penny's crush. Oh, wait, that's a Bridgerbro. I don't quite get why the hair trends of the time don't apply to the POC characters or extras, but seeing how most white characters also show a shameful disregard for the weirdnes and gloriosity (that's not a word) that is early 1800s hair (the 1830s take the cake, tho) despite those hairdos being basically designed for white people hair, I don't think I care much (well, I do, but about all of them). Overall the hair is horrid and not very 1810s. Let's just leave it at that.

Like a good old romance novel (I've since been told that Bridgerton is supposed to be a pastiche of such novels, but I really couldn't tell from the series, not at all, and I'm not inclined to read the books) we have

a pretty, kind, superpure daughter of the main family

the mean matriarch (could have been an aunt, too, but here she's the mum) of the rivalling or antagonist family

a spirited daughter of the main family (in most romance novels this would be our heroine but so far she refreshingly lacks a love interest and pretty daughter seems to get the most screen time)

a Horrid Suitor™

a Hot Suitor™ who doesn't want attention

a really good and doting good parent

Lol, misheard Greece for Grease with Ducktail Bridgerbro, whose name is Colin, apparently. This is funny because of his Danny Zuko memorial hair.

Overall a bit too much bling for my taste, and too few pearls. It looks like an episode of My Super Sweet Sixteen with a Regency theme.

Of course the romance is going to be the Pretty One aka. Daphne and the Duke and he's even bros with her eldest bro. Wait, are they exes? I can haz bi? No? Aww, shucks. Maybe in another episode (spoiler: no).

Okay, WHAT is it with Lady F's dresses and hair. Like, she reminds me of Mars Attacks. Which, as you might remember, was not set in the Regency period.

Lord B (Bridgerbro the Eldest) sucks, he's screwing Opera Girl without any intention of marrying her but he's bitchy about his sister being ogled by his Eton (or wherever) bestie?

Oh, I'm in Hamburg now. And my train back home got canceled, so back to Berlin it is because there's not a single option to get to Hanover tonight, at least that's what the lady from the train station is saying, "oh well, you'll have to go back and try again tomorrow", so that's awesome...

Honestly, if it weren't so late and I didn't have things to do at home I'd find this terribly exciting.

Back to Bridgerton!

Where were we? Ah.

I can't even read my own annotation. Something about George III. I think I was upset about how they totally ignored that it's called Regency because George IV acted as the regent king, and he doesn't even feature in the series, I guess because they wanted to play up the Queen? Not a fan, because thanks to Horrible Histories I'm quite fond of that guy.

Again, no shifts.

Oh, look, it's Horrid Suitor™, destined for leftovers.

The Featherington cousin gets all the attention but no fleshed-out character.

Penny Featherington's dog is named Lord Byron, which ❤️

I like the Duke! He's there, drinking in his club (even though they're a patriarchal remnant of the past I have a weird appreciation for stuffy Gentlemen's Clubs, I blame Bertie Wooster and the Drones), calling Lord B out for his general fuckery.

Oh no, Ducktail Colin is more into the Cousin than Penny, who obviously pines for him!

Thank you, Lord B, for enabling Horrid Suitor™. Nobody asked you to be such a fucktwit.

The Queen is, of course, a bit of a bitch, but patronage from cool Lady *scrolls up for name* Danbury ensues for Protagonist Girl™ Daphne.

"I wish they had found a better trend language", what the heck did I even mean by that? That's what you get for just scribbling down notes while watching and simultaneously sewing. 18th century pants, in case you wanted to know.

Cousin is angry, probably because Lady F behaves like Cinderella's evil stepmother, because Cousin is prettier than her daughters and gets, like, all the suitors because Lord B bitched away everyone who wanted to get into Daphne's dowry ifyouknowwhatImeanwinkwinknudgenudge, right across the street into Cousins parlour.

The Bridgertons are annoyingly perfect. Ugh.

Oh look, it's "banter" between Daphne and Dukey! It's so Pride & Prejudice! It's almost a tiny bit Shakespeare! I put banter in parentheses because wow, nope, I'm not getting any chemistry here.

Uh, Lady B calls out Lord B (aka. her son aka. Bridgerbro the Eldest) for his screwery with Opera Girl and his outpimpery of his sister to Horrid Suitor™, buuuurrrrrnnn. He promptly calls of his affair with Opera Girl.

No shifts!

Penny gets to dance with Ducktail Colin at the thing! Good for her, but it's a country dance with jumping and fun, because she's a) the pudgy character and b) a Featherington, so it can't be something romantic and pretty (I personally like country dances, but they aren't protagonist dances).

Oooh, Cousin had her period, oh no, oh snap, oh she didn't, because she's PREGNANT! Shit, that's problematic, and not because she's an unmarried woman in the 1810s, but because she gets close to no lines at all so far, and suddenly she's pregnant and telling Lady F that she sucks for being privileged, violence ensues, this is ugly. Man, I get what some critics mean by "the POC actors*actresses get all the problems" and that not exactly being great.

Horrid Suitor™ makes property claims about Daphne, eeewwwww, thanks to Lord B's general suckiness, ewww, r@pe attempt ensues, was that really necessary? It doesn't really fit in with the rest of the series and generally nope, yay, broken nose! (which was indeed totally necessary). Nice one, and probably the only scene so far (spoiler: overall) in which I actually like Daphne. Dukey thinks a mean left hook is attractive, and, generally speaking, he's not wrong.

Daphne and Dukey come up with a pseudo-shakespearean plot to pretend to be totally into each other so she can attract suitors by being not available and he gets not to have fangirls by being not available, and as someone who has read a few too many historical-ish bodice rippers I know exactly where this is going. I mean, come on.

I can't see enough of the following choreography to complain about it. Man, I miss historical dance classes.

And that concludes Ep. 1! Finally! Thank you for getting this far, sorry for all of it (especially typos, it's the bane of unwanted autocorrect), I guess?

Update on the train situation: I've been told by the ticket control person that I shouldn't get my hopes up until noon tomorrow.

To be continued,

because I didn't take these 32 pages of notes for nothing.

[arce-elliot]

Magnus Archives - First Impressions (Ep. 26-50)

Into Season 2 now! More reactions from someone who had 75% of the series spoiled for them.

EP 26 (A Distortion): - !!!Sasha Statement!!! - reaching INTO her shoulder??? fucking no?? michael can you chill??? - OH okay he was helping nevermind

EP 27 (A Sturdy Lock): - this is just a sad old man

EP 28 (Skintight): - MELANIE!!!!! - G E O R G I E  N A M E D R O P

EP 29 (Cheating Death) - Wowee another war one - Fiona Law sounds familiar from somewhere - AYYY Gertrude you old hag

EP 30 (Killing Floor): - Meat 2 Electric Boogaloo: this time with more meat - Remember that one scene in "What Remains of Edith Finch" yeah i get those vibes

EP 31 (First Hunt): - HUNT EPISODE HUNT EPISODE - Oh America? Nice - "i heard whistling" FUCKING BYE - Jon is so tired I'm sorry little bastard man

EP 32 (The Hive): - GOD that was so unsettling wtf - Jane Prentiss is terrifying - Also OLIVER BANKS i think NEAT

EP 33 (Boatswain's Call): - TIMOTHY MY BOY - ah shit peter lukas time - Elias: "research the statements no not that one"

EP 34 (Anatomy Class): - "bone, blood, fruit" IS THIS THE FUCKING APPLE TEETH THING - lmao gimme ur bones - these poor eldritch horrors just wanted to learn :c

EP 35 (Old Passages): - "teenager in all black" ah yes hello Gerard - listening to regular people just dealing w/ Gerard is hilarious - BREEKON AND HOPE??????

EP 36 (Taken Ill): - aww poor old people - Trevor and Julia up to some bullshit I see - ah shit here's that fuckin table

EP 37 (Burnt Offering): - Jon being annoyed at Martin, nice start - Ayy old lady that's Gertrude - DING DING DING i'm a genius - Jon take a nap good lord

EP 38 (Lost and Found): - OH HELL YES HOMOPHOBIC VASE TIME HERE WE GOOOOOOOO - every time Sasha speaks I get so sad I don't want her to go :C

EP 39 (Infestation): - not the bye bye sasha episode :c - stop YELLIN u nerds this is CHAOS - Martin and his fuckin corkscrews lmao - "i refuse to become another goddamn mystery" jon bestie i'm afraid to tell you this - "i don't know what happened to gertrude, she's officially still missing" yet again, jon, bestie, i'm afraid to tell you this - someone right "tim over here" on a piece of fuckin paper and slam it on the window - SASHA NO YOU DUMB SHIT - YES MARTIN GET HIS ASS - oh nice we're trauma bonding - Timmy to the rescue! - SASHA NO MY BABY - this podcast sucks i'm crying i hate it here

EP 40 (Human Remains): - I LIVED THROUGH THAT AND THIS IS MY REWARD, A STATEMENT FROM RAT BASTARD??? i hate it here - hey jon? yell at martin one more time see what happens - your boss is an eldritch monster but oh no scawy gun

EP 41 (Too Deep): - jon really soundin like a whole dumbass here ngl

EP 42 (Grifter's Bone): - *Holt voice* BONE??? - hey lady maybe dont do -gestures to the entire episode- - LEAVE MARTIN ALONE YOU SHIT

EP 43 (Section 31): - wait do i know this voice? she sounds familiar might be from tiktok tho - BASIRA! BASIRA! AYYYYY! FINALLY ANOTHER BRAIN CELL! sasha: dies elias: shit fuck Jon needs a brain cell basira: -makes a statement- elias: perfect are you currently employed - wait is this the fucking uhhhhh other burned dude in the gerry hospital episode???? - B O O K - OH FUCK DAISY - supplementals be like "dear diary, i am still paranoid as shit, end supplemental"

EP 44 (Tightrope): - GERTRUDE! - this statement giver is a clown purist - ah shit circus of the other lol

EP 45 (Blood Bag): - mosquito stinky - stop spying on Tim damn it - HE'S YOUR FRIEND YOU FOOL

EP 46 (Literary Heights): - MIKE CREW AYYY - Run boy run the enderman's gonna get ya - Jon continues to be a Perfectly Reasonable Individual

EP 47 (The New Door): - Michael time? Please Michael Time - OH HELEN? - helen being a real estate agent makes everything i know about her make sense now - MICHAEL THERE HE IS! THERE'S MY BOY!

EP 48 (Lost in the Crowd): - "there's a purity in being alone when you travel" must be nice to be a cishet white man - WAIT IT'S A WOMAN WTF LADY UR GONNA DIE - "long black hair" oh lord hello my dear Gerard gerard: i'm going on holiday this lady: -reeks of the lonely- gerard, grumbling: i swear I have to do everything my damn self

EP 49 (The Butcher's Window): - "Butcher's Window" oh boy we love a good flesh episode - Ah yes the other Jared - we love bi king Tim

EP 50 (Foundations): - I wasn't paying attention to the date so when the statement giver said "Dear Jonah" I about shit myself - Tim no I like Basira

[half-blood-goods]

Alright, so i watched Descendants 3. Time for my quotes.

This song is good. Easily the worst out of the 3 opening numbers we had, but still great

Let's see who's coming

YAY DIZZY IS COMING

Oh hey it's Mr Smee has twins

Oh hey Facilier has a daughter. Wasn't she called Freddie in that animated series tho?

Also Mal's hair is finally looks good. That straight one was horrible

Lol Audrey what's with your hair? And why do you look so depressed?

Is that Did i Mention i hear?

These 3 can go jump off a cliff

WAIT WAIT HOLD ON WHAT'S GOING ON

WHAT

YEEEEEEEEES

OH SHUT UP YOU BITCH NO ONE CARES

Lol Doug has long hair

OH SHUT UP YA HAG

Why is Tremaine so young?

Also Drizella didn't even come to say goodbye to her daughter

They don't talk much do they

Cough it up Ben, you walked into this

Who are you? Hades? Is that you?

Yeah like that's going to work

You my man is the 2nd greatest villain of all and king of the Underworld. You deserved better.

Also who is ruling the Underworld now that he's here? No one?

Dragon Mal is back

Oh great more Audrey

Don't try to make me feel bad for her

This museum needs a better security guard

The scepter is calling her? Im having Sleeping Beauty flashbacks

Okay she looks 100% better as a villain

This song is SO GOOD

What? They can't close the Isle! Goddamn im getting feels

Ohhh Evie is there for a RUDE awakening

Oh i already love these 2

OH SHIT AUDREY IS HERE

Umm no? Ben left you because you are a terrible person?

OH NO YOU DIDN'T

Welp, Mal is old now

Back to the Isle i guess

Oh crap i forgot about this damn talking dog

Paralells. Paralells everywhere

Oh go jump off a cliff

Everyone is sleeping now

OH THE LAKE THAT'S RIGHT

Oh ok Mal is back. We can go faster than a turtle now

Oh hey Dr. Facilier

Finally a good Villain Parent-Child relationship

They seriously left the motorcycles unsupervised?

HARRY

Cerberus? Where is my boy? I want to see him. Right now.

Oooh shiny

What? Just a disc? Seriously? Am sad

Ooops. Busted.

DAD?!?!?

MAL IS A DEMIGOD

Wow gods not caring about their kids what a surprise

Celias just standing there like "K imma just stand there"

Gonna get a song?

Yep

"I steal souls. Were you expecting flowers?" LOL

Amazing Father-Daughter duet!

I love this guy already

OH SHIT

So this is what talking to your ex is like.

OH CHRIST THEY STATUES

They seriously didn't check behind their back?

OH CHRIST THE EMBER

OH CHRIST UMA

Yay the golden trio is back

Lol are they serious? They are trying to reason with them?

Trying to make deal with Ursula's daughter. Haven't you heard of Ariel?

Oh the sweet sweet smell of passive-agression

Clawmarks?

Ok we have a problem.

SING UMA MAH QUEEN

Literal Dance Battle

Okay the songs are great so far

Everyone's "Goddamit" face is priceless

Oh my gods these are so gay for each other i can't

Just kiss him for gods' sake

His smugass smile i can't

OH MY GODS BEN IS GONE WILD

Where did you come from? And what's with the water gun?

Oh yeah the lake

Oh he's got a nice beard

Just roll with it Ben

Set the window, lock the door! It's our house now!

Okay, that went...fairly easily

Okay the gang is all together but there's still like 35 minutes of the movie

Necklace with 3D printer. Very smooth Carlos.

This boy is traumatized

Oh here we go. The liar revealed plot

Welp that's for the ember

But to be honest, she deserved this

And that was the moment when Mal realised... She fucked up

HOLY SHIT THEY ARE GONE

Another good song

Oookay this was awesome. Like damn

Audrey is gone? I mean i still hate her but like i don't want her to die

Where are Audrey's parents? Like, they don't care about their daughter?

Of course instant forgive

FEELS

He gave her the ember. What's gonna happen?

THEY ARE GONNA DESTROY THE BARRIER? HELL YEAH!

This speech was amazing

So all the villains are free now huh?

Well then Ben better take care of Mal or else Hades is gonna vaporize him

I loved this movie

It's a shame that the franchise is probably over.

It's a shame we never got to see Scar. I mean he's the best villain.

Also i'd like to say: Cameron, we miss you

[iridescent-king]

Have you done David yet?

rx

favorite thing about them: his accent lmao. AND hes the only character with a shirtless skin. I mean besides the hag but she isn’t real

least favorite thing about them: this hairstyle

brOTP: idk i feel like hes friends with everyone. noogies Dwight the most tho

OTP: eh he can kiss whoever idc. i see a lot of cute are with him n dwight

nOTP: anyone but clown, freddy, and pukey addidas

favorite line: "Come on then, let's 'ave it! I don't give a shit pal." — David King

random headcanon: his rose behind his ear is a temporary tattoo but it keeps respawning on his person and theres nothing he can do about it

unpopular opinion: see above

song i associate with them: YMCA lol. Idk why I can just see him having a good time there. Its where he belongs.

favorite picture of them:

source: @davidregem

[themysterytardis]

D3 reactions and thoughts

Let’s start:

That tribute had me tearing up. Miss you Cameron. 😔

Mal narrating the intro just like in D1.

Well I guess they retconned Dizzy being invited to Auradon in D2.

They could just bring a bus to the Isle and get a bunch of VKs in it instead of just choosing four of them each time. It’s easier and takes less trips. And it would also leave the VKs less anxious because there would be a better chance for one of them to get picked for the program and there would be less waiting.

I like those callbacks to D1, really nice.

Ben sang ‘Did I Mention’ before proposing to Mal! 😍 

Hades vs Mal. I wonder why Hades has to use that blue amber (was it mentioned in the books? And was there any mention of who is ruling the Underworld in Hades absence? Because without him that place must be in chaos.)

Closing the barrier and leaving the kids behind is not the best decision, but the only thing that can be done right now.

Beast, the existence of the Isle is kinda partially your fault, you should’ve taken better care of it and its citizens in the first place.

I understand what Audrey must be feeling, after all they grew up together, they have history (at some point Ben must have felt something for Audrey too), and then she lost her boyfriend (and the crown) in such a short time. But Ben and Mal would’ve fallen in love any way, love spell or no love spell, as they are true loves. And the way Audrey had acted didn’t help her case.

Mal and Ben are at fault with how things ended up tho. An apology would’ve (probably) prevented those events from ever happening. 

(Regular Show The Movie, for example, had Rigby apologizing to his teacher for ruining the championship game and the revenge plan was forgotten.) 

Queen Leah isn’t helping it either. Honestly, I think she’s the one to blame for the way Audrey is. She’s lost her daughter’s childhood and tried to make up for it with Audrey, spoiling her rotten and grooming her for a future she wished for her granddaughter. And look at how it turned out.

Btw, I really like her solo she has a great voice.

I still don’t know why they keep powerful artifacts like the scepter and the wand in a museum. They should be somewhere secured, not under the watch of “Sleepy”.

Audrey turning Mal into an old hag… nice Snow White and the Seven Dwarves reference! For a moment I thought Evie would say something like “You look like my mother.”

And the way Audrey holds the scepter is just like Maleficent. Lizard!Maleficent, wherever she is: “See Mal, that’s how you do it!”

“Looks like someone forgot to invite me.” And then she put everyone to sleep. Yep, she’s Malefiecent jr.

The Enchanted Lake! Good thinking Jane!

Chad is the most useless sidekick/minion ever.

It’s good to see that some of the villains do care for the kids.

Nice father-daughter duet. Celia in the background had me rofl.

Mal’s part fairy and part god. Demigod only applies to half-humans, doesn’t it? So what is Mal? 

UMA! The pirate trio is back woohoo!!!

From now on I’m calling coconuts “furry rocks”.

Those seven have one brain cell to share and Evie is the one using it.

Omg that “fight” against the suits of armor was so ridiculous it was funny.

Evie I love your voice but can you just kiss him! Uma looks so done omg!

A wild Beast!Ben appears! He’s got a booboo. This is a job for Carlos, the dog yeller whisperer! Ben’s saved by Jane’s Enchanted Lake water but it could do only much.

Everyone but Jane got to eat the cake.

They are getting along! Finally! And their magic reacted to each other. They are stronger together (all this together business reminded me of ‘We’re all in this together’ and I can’t get it out of my head).

Poor Jane, that’s a birthday she’ll never forget.

I knew lying to her friends would come back to bite her, she shouldn’t have kept the truth from Evie and the others. Together they would’ve thought of a better solution to all this mess.

Going by the theory that King Triton and Ursula are Poseidon/Neptune’s children, that means Uma and Mal are related. I wonder if that’s why their magic reacted to each other like that.

Audrey vs Mal = Maleficent vs Hades.

When Hades attacked Mal with his amber he only weakened her but when Mal wielded it, because she’s only ‘half Hades’ the amber’s power almost killed Audrey when her own curse rebounded, making it stronger than a normal sleeping curse. Maybe with time Mal can learn to use it without risk.

Ben’s probably thinking “My father-in-law is a GOD?!” and later he’s all awkward around him lol.

And the barrier is down! The VKs will finally know a real life and the villains can have a second chance and prove they deserve it. And if they don’t, well… idek.

Harry trying to woo Jane and Evie… boy, Uma is right there!

The credits sequence reminded me of the first HSM. Nice.

Aaaaaannnd we end it with the core four racing back to the Isle. Fin.

Well, Hades being Mal’s dad was more than obvious. I just wish the movie writers handled the information from the books and the cartoon webseries the way the books managed to do, and not just ignore them. Now I have to think of a headcanon of why Maleficent lied to Mal about her parentage and when exactly Mal discovered the truth.

AND I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THE VK’S OTHER PARENTS TOO! AND JANE’S! AND DOUG’S!

Also, this movie needed some Lonnie. It would’ve made it 1000% better.

With the whole “bringing the barrier down once and for all” this film was meant to be the last but… I didn’t feel it. Not the way I did when I watched HSM3 and Cheetah Girls 3. It didn’t have that finale vibe tbh.

 It was not perfect but… I liked it overall.