#shame him

[scribf1nite]

Gravity fall down the stairs-WAIT IS THAT YURI???!! YOOO

Flash warning:

[sharpth1ng]

This is the first fucking thing @muttmacher sent me today. What a way to start the day, now I have to stare directly into the sun. Hopefully I’ll never see anything ever again.

[gaphic]

i made my little brother download sky and, because he is a Gamer, i told him ahead of time 'now listen. this was originally released as an iOS mobile app. don't try any pro-gamer moves. if you feel the game guiding you, don't try to outsmart it, just do what the game wants you to do. it's a well-designed game.' he then

saw the first spirit gate

determined, without approaching, that it was a locked door tutorial that would send him to look for a key

said to himself 'hah, i already know gates need keys. this is not Pro Gamer information'

walked AROUND

realized he could climb the clouds

grabbed the winged light

tried to reach the temple

got swatted back down

ran back into the spirit gate from the wrong side and got stuck IN the gate, bugging it so severely he couldn't trigger the text prompt and the spirit wouldn't spawn until he reloaded the game

forlornly said 'oh. this isn't dark souls' when asked to justify this behavior

[fluff-e-boy]

First sky comic of 2023

How did he mess it up That Bad

[biosurvive]

last post about it today, but if dating apps existed during raccoon city era this would be chris's pfp:

[arsythegreat]

everyone zhame @zukhammer in da repliez bro zimpz for katana of all phighterz

[comicslina]

Okay listen, I have one massive, stand-out , knock down criticism of Red Hood: The Hill #1. One house-sized oversight. An embarrassing detail that Shawn Martinborough should be shamed for.

Costa Rica is the Great Britain of Latin America. THERE IS NO FLAVOR.

Unless this chick is making black bean and mayo smoothies up in this bitch. 😔

[sharpth1ng]

@muttmacher so fucking bold of you to put my name in the hashtags I am staring directly at you through the sight of a rifle.

[hinamie]

mentor

[itscherryterry-again]

This Barbie bites !

[crowlixcx]

You never say what you’re really thinking.

[sharpth1ng]

You got off leash the minute your fiancé left for work, huh @muttmacher

[tadpole-art]

New Natlan boy :))

[huachengsromcom]

People call Heaven Official’s Blessing / TGCF a slow burn but Hua Cheng is literally courting Xie Lian like they are DATING. Slow burn who??? They’re sleeping next to each other on straw mats and Xie Lian’s offering to cook him dinner and they’re bantering across THE HOME THEY SHARE like a bunch of desperate hussys

San Lang LEAVES XL WITH A KEEPSAKE OF THEIR TIME TOGETHER SLOW BURN WHOMST

They have A DATE in HC’s armoury where they HOLD HANDS and XL pets San Lang’s quivering sword I-

Hua Cheng basically throws himself at this man he’s like you want a sword?? All of them ?? You want ALL THE SWORDS?? Fuck it take the whole room THE WHOLE ROOM JUST COME VISIT I WILL CLEAN THEM FOR YOU

Like he isn’t the king of a whole realm with shit to do

And this is just the first half of the first book—again I ask the world SLOW BURN WHOMST

[ctimenefic]

Charles mispronounced one word when he was about ten years old and is haunted by it forever. Meanwhile George uses each race weekend as a chance to coin four more ridiculous phrases he'll launch at 200mph onto an audience of millions and still his skin is clear, his hair is glossy, he's loving life

[contact-guy]

A SCANDAL IN BOHEMIA part 3 (part 1) (part 2)! the 'goodnight Mr Holmes' illustration is a direct reference to the Paget one, and Holmes is playing Symphony No. 6 (Pathétique Symphony) if you wanna listen along. And it really is canon that Watson sleeps over at Baker St here for uhhh no discernible reason

This is in the Watson's Sketchbook series!