#shaman hans

[simpofhans]

Frozen 3 Hans theory that came to my mind yesterday because Hans is treated in a Frozen franchise as nothing more than a joke but since Once upon a Studio rather as an adorable comic relief (we have progress. At least.) :

Hans will appear in Frozen 3 as a some kind of Oaken 2.0, the forest shaman who suffers from amnesia and uses name similiar to Hans (Helmuth?) because due to his snowball accident injuries which are canon now, he might have recovered, but have some serious brain damage, to the point that he thinks he is some crazy shaman, but he started to sell some more or less working herbal medicines, and practice magic despite he doesn't know quite how. Elsa, Anna and Olaf in the search for the answers how to get to the place we see in a Frozen 3 concept art (ASGARD???!!!!) encounter his forest cottage where he sells these herbals, ask him for the spell that could transport them to that place, and at first, he is absorbed with offering them his handmade medicines and they look at him with shock and embarassment, but when he finally goes out from his talk to himself (he became a bit crazy but I love him still!!!! 💞💞💞), Elsa and Anna ask him for the way to that place, and he says he doesn't know that much of a magic, but Anna says something and he resists, giving them the spell they need. When they disappear, it's 100% revealed it's Hans because Sitron appears next to him, Hans (Helmuth????) says he doesn't know who he is, but later his passion and craziness comes back and we leave him preparing the next shelf of his herbals.

I just realized Hans's story in Frozen 3 mustn't be a sad edgy story for a 50% of the movie, but a bit of him in every movie, answering the "What happened to Hans?" question, and rather showing his comedic, positive side, especially if he doesn't remember who he is (AND IF YOU DON'T KNOW THE FIRST VERSION OF HANS WAS THAT POSITIVELY CRAZY TOUR GUIDE AND PROBABLY NARRATOR OF WHOLE FROZEN 1!!!!!! HOW CUTE IS IT TO REUSE IT??????!!!!!! 🥹🥹🥹💞💞).... Honestly I have enough of seeing Hans depressed, angry and sad, I think that amnesia plot could show us his funnier side and HELLO???? 99% OF SANTINO FONTANA'S MOVIE AND SERIES CHARACTERS ARE COMEDIC?????? HELLO?????

AND FROZEN CREW TOLD US FROZEN 3 AND 4 WILL BE SOMETHING WE DON'T EXPECT SO.... HERBAL SHAMAN HANS IS SOMETHING WE NEED????!!!! AND I NEED TO HEAR SANTINO FONTANA WITH THAT KINDA DRUNK HAPPY VOICE!!! 😂😂😂💞💞 (drunk Elsa in Frozen Fever exists hello????)

And in Frozen 4 he could return with a sad realization who he was before, and that would be return to the seriousness Hans still has, but once he had that much of it that he forgot how to be happy..... That would be not taken from him in Frozen 4 of course, but with an life of a positively crazy forest shaman and all that happiness he took from it, he would be definetely healthier 🥹💞

Anyway, give us drunk crazy shaman Hans. We need this 😂🥹💞

AND I NEED MAMA ODIE 2.0. BEING HANS. 😂😂😂😂💞 LIVE LAUGH LOVE MAMA ODIE SHE IS THE BEST!!!!

[maritulip]

They’re going on a trip 🚗💨

[mtg-cards-hourly]

Waterkin Shaman

"They come to drink, to bathe, and—I believe—to play."

Artist: Yeong-Hao Han TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link

[maria-of-the-waves]

Secondary characters need more love! o(>< )o (Part 2: Hans)

I know that in fanfiction and fanarts he has many fans, but it must be admitted that in the canon, apart from being a cat lover and a good butler, he was not much delved into (￣ヘ￣)

He is known to be good at fighting with daggers and a spear, but at no point in the story is he seen fighting and I feel disappointed in that (＃￣ω￣)

Also, now that I'm rereading the novel and reading the manhwa, I got the idea that Hans could be a good shaman (︶︹︺)

Why did it occur to me? For one thing only, cats (＾• ω •＾)

If Hans becomes a shaman there is no doubt that his animal companions would be cats, something he would definitely enjoy (づ ◕‿◕ )づ

If that ever became canon I would like to see how he and Jopis interact (O.O)

From my point of view there are only two options: they get along immediately or they fight like, well, cats and dogs ╮(￣ω￣;)╭

I would have liked to see him fight at some point and generally have more participation (￢_￢;)

His character has no background, what is his past? Where does he come from? How was he hired? Why did he become a butler? ლ(¯ロ¯"ლ)

I want to know all that and more, even better if he is given a positive character arc, advancement with his abilities, and good development (o^ ^o)

[yeliuxi]

If I had a nickel for every time Priest did a racism in Qi Ye. Well. I would be rich 🙃

[loveinamystery]

Date night 🥰

Look.

I need to tell you about how Hans and Teruko are one of my favourite ships in Shaman King.

I loved them in Marcos. They are everything.

I love the idea of them having date nights. Hans getting drunk and overly excited. Teruko breaking her shoe and while suggesting they should head home, Hans decides he can just carry her to the next pub!

Only for Hans to shortly fall asleep and need Teruko to drag him home. She'll put him to bed and he will have a stupid face. Mouth open, part snoring, part mumbling in German, drooling face.

And Teruko will just be like 'my hubby is so cute' 🥰🥰

I just love her.

They need all the love.

*This was a request ship from Twitter. I have like...17 more to draw. Some I don't ship myself, but I really don't care so if you see lots of random ships from me, I'm sorry

[howwelldoyouknowyourmoon]

Sculptures of male and female sex organs outside the Cheongpyeong Prayer Hall.

Some do not believe that sex was fundamental to Sun Myung Moon’s theology of restoration. These sculptures are a silent witness.

▲ Outside the Jeongshim Prayer Hall the female organ is on the right of the steps.

▲ The testicles and phallus are on the left.

Inside the Prayer Hall, Hak Ja Han is on the right side of the photo, outside the hall the vagina is also on the right. In the photo Moon is on the left, and outside the male genitalia (with clocktower) are also on the left.

▲ Inside the Prayer Hall (Note the two ‘spirit world’ houses. They can be purchased and will get believers a ‘real’ house in the ‘spirit world’.)

▲ Left, Heung Jin Moon painting. Right, DaeMoNim (= Honorable Great Mother), painting.

DaeMoNim’s real name was Soon-ae Hong. (She was the mother of Hak Ja Han). Soon-ae Hong was jailed for manslaughter in 1957. All the early Korean members know that, and so have never respected her. Members all over the world have been bowing to Soon-ae Hong without knowing what kind of person she was.

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“There was even an incident that occurred in 1957. An old woman, Jae-geon Kim, and Soon-ae Hong (the mother of Hak Ja Han who is currently the wife of Sun Myung Moon) were released after a two year sentence in Chuncheon Prison. The two women had been charged with beating a mentally-ill boy to death during an Ansu session. He was about 18 years old. They had guaranteed that they could cure the mental abnormality with their divine powers.”

1957년도에는 이런 일도 있었다. 18세 가량의 정신이상자인 소년 하나를 김재건 노파와 홍순애 (현재 문 선명의 부인인 한 학자의 모친)여인이 자기네들의 신통력으로 정신이상증세를 고칠 수 있다고 장담하면서 지나치게 안수. 안찰을 하다 결국 맞아 죽은 사건이 발생하여 두 여인은 강원도 춘천형무소에서 2년간에.   LINK

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Moon himself was cleansed through a pikareum sex ritual with the “wife of Jehovah”, Ms Pak, in Pyongyang in the summer of 1946. She had sex with God in a dream.

Moon’s pikareum sex ritual with her qualified him to be the messiah. He then had the mission, from God, to directly cleanse as many women as possible in a sex relay. (This is a Korean shaman god, not the God of Judeo-Christianity.)

See link below for Moon’s OWN words describing the “wife of Jehovah” in Pyongyang in 1946.

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The salvation and cleansing of mankind starts from Moon as the sinless messiah. In the early days of the Unification Church this was done through the pikareum ceremony (pi = blood, kareum = separation). During these ceremonies to remove the original sin, sexual intercourse was done three times – formation, growth and perfection. The cleansing was done by the sperm. This explains the testicles outside the Prayer Hall. If a woman was cleansing a man, she must have been cleansed before by the sperm of a cleansed man. Later, within Unification Church marriages, it was called the “Three Day Ceremony.” Holy Wine (containing Moon’s sperm) has also been used.

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According to the Unification Blessed Family Department: “The act of love should be a complete act (penetration and ejaculation)… It is not permitted to use a condom or any other apparatus during the act of love.” http://www.tparents.org/library/unification/topics/traditn/3-dayceremonya.htm

A condom prevents the sperm from performing the womb cleansing.

Moon: “A person is born through a man’s seed going into a woman. Where does the way of reversal begin? It is within the woman’s womb. The condition must be established so that history is reversed in the womb. For complete restoration, the starting point is the seed which exists in the body of a male. The condition must be established in which the seed within a male is united with God’s love. Without establishing that condition, complete reversal of the blood lineage cannot be established.” (October 13, 1970, Seoul)

▲ The above arrangement is not by chance. These testicles are large enough to cleanse all the women of the world.

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The words of Sun Myung Moon: “The foundation of resurrection has not been understood so far. You must establish the condition to inherit the heart of history; otherwise the start and motivation for resurrection is not fulfilled. You must understand that.

Then for the blood lineage to be reversed, conditions must be established so that the seed which is going to become a future child enters the bone marrow of Adam and connects with God’s love. Otherwise, you cannot be born anew as God’s child. This teaching is founded on the Bible, which is God’s word.

The emotions or feelings of a man do have an influence upon the seed in his flesh. When a man feels happy, that feeling of happiness affects his own seed. Likewise, when he feels sad, that feeling of sadness affects his seed.

The realm of total perfection cannot be achieved without a condition for restoring fallen Eve. … That providence must involve the womb of a woman. It is there that the solution to the problems of history must be found…” (Moon, October 13, 1970, Seoul)

“Husbands are in the archangel position, which means they don’t have the seed. Therefore the wives must absolutely unite with True Parents, so that the husband can be restored. The archangel cannot have the seed of life.” (Moon, November 29-December 6, 2000 South American tour)

▲ The purpose of the Cheongshim tower (above) has not been explained.

▲ Sun Myung Moon demonstrates sexual intercourse

From an FFWPU / UC workshop presentation:

We all need to inherit True Parent’s Heart and Absolute Sex. Absolute sex means God’s original blood lineage. True Father is the substance of God’s original sperm. True Mother is the substance of God’s original ovum. True Parents are the completion of God’s original sperm and ovum.

Sun Myung Moon: “If humanity were to go beyond the traditional categories of virtue, religion and any other human norms, but were absolutely in harmony with the sexual organs, earning the welcoming applause of God, what kind of world would it be?

I wish that you would center on the absolute sexual organ, unique sexual organ, unchanging sexual organ and eternal sexual organ, and use this as your foundation to pursue God. You should realize that this foundation should become the foundation of love, life, lineage and conscience. We also have to realize that the Kingdom of God on Earth and in Heaven will begin on this foundation.

Wherever you may go, please try to spread Reverend Moon’s message through television or other media. You will never perish. What force can turn around this world of Hell? It is impossible to achieve this unless our sexual organ is used in accordance with an absolute, unique, unchanging and eternal standard centering on God’s true love which is absolute, unique, unchanging and eternal love. God is the original owner of the sexual organs.

Let us go forward all together for this common cause. … This is the very mission of the Family Federation for World Peace. …” (Moon, August 1, 1996, Washington DC.)

▲ A model of the Cheongshim tower was used at an ancestor liberation ceremony held in Chiba, Japan, in summer 2014. Hyo-nam Kim officiated.

▲ A Korean fertility shrine.

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The Unification Church and shamanism. At its heart the UC is not Christian; but it presents a Christian facade.

Moon’s sex theology explained at official workshops for members in Japan.

Sun Myung Moon restored the first three wives

How “God’s Day” was established on January 1, 1968

The God of Sun Myung Moon and Hak Ja Han is not the God of Judeo-Christianity

Moon left his wife and infant son in 1946 to join the “wife of Jehovah”

Sun Myung Moon stole the teachings and rituals of the Jesus Church (Kirsti Nevalainen)

Ritual Sex in the Unification Church

Any understanding of the so-called New Religions of Korea would be difficult without some knowledge of shamanistic influences upon them.

Drumming at Cheongpyeong invites spirits in

Use of Moon’s own body fluids to influence others

Sperm in the Holy Wine of the Unification Church

Unification Church Indemnity Stick Ceremony

[theinfinitedivides]

so i just finished Café Minamdang and uh. Choices were made

[art-life-music]

be in tune with your environment to know what’s going on around you and to anticipate things before they happen.

Read more at: https://trustedpsychicmediums.com/spirit-animals/lizard-spirit-animal/

[somanykdramas]

DAEMUGA: THE GREAT SHAMAN SONG

GENRES: Drama, Comedy

SUMMARY: Three shamans try to figure out which is worse: not finding your spirit or losing it when you need it the most.

THIS MOVIE HAS EVERYTHING: Shaman Academies, debt, single moms, fortune telling, domestic abuse, rezoning, jjajangmyeon delivery in the woods, human trafficking, extortion, kidnapping, and freestyle shaman battles.

HOT TAKE: At first I thought this movie was going to spend its entirety taking a swing at the potentially absurd nature of shamans and shamanism in modern culture. And yes, there was plenty of that, until everyone managed to summon their own spirit and cause havoc in the name of putting some real bad guys to justice.

[sweetbrunch]

is luchist dead or alive in shaman king flowers? if he's dead or busy, can hans reiheit and teruko amano raise angel marco? they seems good parents

[tetsunabouquet]

Opinion on Hans Reiheit and Teruko?

I don't really care for the ship. The proposal still leaves me groaning at the Jeanne merch and the creepy factor of the X-LAWS as well as Hans' lack of romantic skills. You do not propose to a lady with a ring carrying the picture of another female. That's just a no-no. However Teruko did grew on me during Marcos. It was one of the few things I liked about the messy spin-off. I am a sucker for a good girl gang vibe, I cannot help it. Teruko, Loafer and Muechhi are just adorable as friends

[maritulip]

I saw this adorable render of Ren from a magazine cut out and I just had to add Meiling with him!!!! 🥹❤️💜 Now I go back to c0mms 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

I love them so much 💕💕💕💕💕

[kuroyuki-kokuyoku]

Random TCF Related Thought - Fairy Tales

In canon proper, we know that fairy tales do exist in Nameless 1, or at least, fiction geared towards children.

Well, I was reading some TCF React fics and found a hilarious moment where Heni!KRS was explaining fairy tales to Cale's kids and was shooketh to find out that Cale had butchered some of Earth's classic fairy tales into loosely-based-on stories (to put it gently) cuz apparently the "princess-in-distress" trope would not be relatable if every princess IRL they know could easily save themselves in a simailar or same situation. Therefore, Badass Action Girl!Princesses FTW.

Where am I going with this?

So my shower thought is that Cale one day decided to invoke his inner Brothers Grimm and published his own book series based off of Earth's classic fairy tales.

But here's the twist: He uses the Walt Disney versions but made every Disney Princess BAMFs.

Sorry, Mr. Walt Disney. Your own versions of Earth's classic fairy tales were a product of your time, but your 50s sensibilities won't fly when all of the princesses Cale knows can easily break a full grown man man in tiny little pieces, physically, spiritually, and emotionally. Besides, he wants little girls like On and Lily to have strong female role models to aspire to be even if it's in fiction.

Sleeping Beauty? Aurora is based on Roselyn. She finds out that she got cursed by Maleficent, who is a whole Dragon that her father had offended by failing to invite her to his unborn daughter's christening like he promised, so she threw away her status as crown princess to become a mage out of spite and break the curse on her own. In the end, she succeeds and managed to tracked down Maleficent to her lair. Maleficent is so impressed by her moxie that the Dragon took her on as an apprentice. By the time, Prince Phillip shows up hoping to slay the Dragon and take Aurora back to his kingdom so they can be married, the story is already over.

Beauty and the Beast? Belle is the village chief's daughter and the most beautiful girl in the tribe. Belle is a Tiger and Lion mixed-blood Beastman and also pining after the cute human bookworm named Adam in the next village over. Dorph the greater value Gaston can go fuck himself for all she cares. TLDR: Role Reversal AU and Belle is Dark Tiger!Alberu.

Cinderella? Cinderella is a secretly a Shaman. Everything is the same up until the whole dress ruining scene. After that, Cinderella invokes the spirit of Queen Jopis, stopped giving a shit, and turned the rest of the plot into a shitshow. Her evil stepfamily is given the OG!Brothers Grimm treatment.

Pocahontas? Everything is the same except the Powhatans are all Elves. Ratcliffe is the White Bitchless.

Hunchback of Notre Dame? The plot is the same, but Esmeralda is a Dark Elf, and Quasimodo is half-Dark Elf. Frollo is replaced by Adin just so he can fall off the roof a second time.

Aladdin? Jasmine is also a thief. She looted what should've been her dowry from the Sultan, her annoying suitors' wealth, Genie's lamp, Carpet from the Cave of Wonders, Aladdin's heart, and Jafar aka the White Hobo Looking's dignity and respect, not in that order, then whisked Aladdin off of his bare feet and away to her own personal kingdom. Basically, Cale reimagined her as Fem!Hong Gildong.

The Little Mermaid? Romeo and Juliet with a happy ending where Prince Eric is a Whale Prince and Ariel is still a Mermaid, and both their families got scammed into finally burying the hatchet by Ursula.

Snow White and the Seven Dwarves? Snow White is a Dwarf too, and the plot is basically an otome where she has seven suitors from different tribes, and the Evil Queen (*couch*Elisneh*cough*) is, of course, the jealous villainess.

Brave: Everything's the same except Sayeru gets abused more than Mor'du in this book.

Frozen: Everything's the same except Prince Hans is swapped out for Sir Bernard cuz Hans the goodest butler doesn't deserve to be associated with scum.

Tangled: Everything's the same except it's Adin who takes a swan dive off of the tower.

Mulan: Everything's the same except the Huns are replaced by Arm.

[jumpscaregoose]

red son's voice in this sounded familiar to me so I looked it up and according to the monkie kid wiki red son's japanese voice actor is megumi han

so I went to her myanimelist page and apparently she voices gon from hunter x hunter and kana from oshi no ko

these characters sharing a voice actor is the funniest thing to me

ive been watching LMK in as many different languages as I can find and I can tell you the japanese dub is one of the strangest yet silliest adaptaions of all time

[mtkay13]

Working hard on the business!!

I had a lot of fun working on this piece that fits well as a companion to this one! I really, really enjoy Wuxi and Zishu's side hustle and think about it a lot.

More musings on this piece below!

I have been thinking a lot about Wuxi and Zishu's relationship for the past few months--working on the translation of Qiye has given me a fresh look and new perspective on it which I feel like elaborating on for a bit.

While they come from very different place and are 5 years apart in age, Wuxi and Zishu seem to rather quickly relate to each other due to both being outsiders--to the capital and its codes. It's very sweet to see how quickly Wuxi seems intrigued and interested in Zishu, wanting to know more about him and quick to react when he's around.

Beiyuan is Wuxi's only friend so far, and I think it's very refreshing for Wuxi to find another person with whom he may be able to relate more on some regards, and whom he can look up to in terms of martial arts skills and craftiness. This is a personal HC of mine, but I sort of see Wuxi as having this sort of (fully platonic) "cool older guy crush" on Zishu.

Because of that, I feel like Zishu showing interest in Wuxi and going as far as to offer him to collaborate must have been incredibly validating and exciting. It was a way for Wuxi to be more independent, do something for himself aside from his own training, aside from his role as the young shaman of Nanjiang. Something for his own experimentation and profit--be useful, but also be shown respect and interest by someone he himself is interested in and respects.

I like to imagine that Zishu was already interested in poisons given his field of work and potentially learned a thing or two about that back in Siji manor--even potentially worked on some of his own, and was therefore more than excited to be able to figure out new things with Wuxi's help. On top of that, it must have been pretty fun and gratifying to work on this side hustle which in turn also helped gain some more control over the population (welp).

So yeah! It's nice to think more about what lead to the bond they have, and I can't help but think of how affected Wuxi must have been in TYK when he discovers Zishu's state several years later. Regardless of how helpful Zishu was when Wuxi worked to get Beiyuan out of the capital, he was a friend first and foremost and that alone must be a big reason why Wuxi is so determined to find a way to save him.

(that aside, the illustration was more fun to make than I initially feared. I usually don't like having to work on a ton of tiny details LOL but somehow the atmosphere here made it entertaining!)

(btw! I don't know if I mentioned it before, but in case I didn't: I transliterate "Wuxi" as such ((in one word)) because, him not being han, it feels more right to transliterate his name in a non-han fashion as well. It's unlikely that his family name is Wu and first name is Xi--rather, Nanjiang/Wasa names seem to work differently ((same for Axinlai and Nuaha)) than the typically han family name-first name model. Many thanks to Lianzi and the other members of the 7.0 team for bringing that up! That's it!)