#shalidor

[themildlyanxiousmage]

Vampires that look young do not count. Neither does Teldryn. Or Mannimarco.

[caliblorn]

@demonwrestler​ I’ve been thinking so much about this and I was finally able to draw something stupid for it. Of course, I had to put my silly thoughts in Vanus’ mouth

[wouldntyoulichentoknow]

you'll never be like me (there's nothing left of you)

@tes-summer-fest day 6: mirror/abandoned

[soullessbullshit]

Sheogorath: Hey, what’s up? I’m completely fine like I said, you stupid idiot.

Shalidor: Yeah, great timeline-resetting, dicknips.

Valaste: Actually, this guy never reset the timeline. You’re kinda just really bad at killing people.

Sheogorath: Yeah, no. I’m fucking with ‘im at this point. You ever heard of gaslighting? That’s like my specialty. I’m the devil. Did you know that? Hi, nice to meet you. I already know who you are, Valaste. You translated that riddle that one time?

Valaste: Ooh, gaslight me! Gaslight me!

Sheogorath: Oh, I already am. I was gaslighting you this whole time.

Valaste: Whooooa-ho-ho-ho-ho! Cool!

Sheogorath: Shut up.

[mannimarcoiscool]

Older manuscript networked 💪💪

[everybodyknows-everybodydies]

(likely nonexhaustive) list of places Shalidor constructed

Eyevea: traded it away for a book that was supposed to be full of secrets to broaden the mind. regretted this apparently very soon after. the place itself upon return in ESO (2E) looks relatively fine as in it's still largely intact, but also, most of the activity is happening outdoors because the buildings that do exist are so small. "haven for mages" cool great but where does anyone sleep. has multiple statues that appear to possibly be highly flattering depictions of himself however (recurring theme)

Ice Fortress: I am so serious about this. he made himself an Elsa castle. appears to have been full of riddles. why did he do this. obviously this place is LONG gone, probably because it was, again, made out of ice. UESP suggests he and Ulfsild both lived here but I would instead like to propose he made this completely impractical but thoroughly flashy "home" in a fit of pique very soon post-divorce. quoth Ulfsild, from her normal person house that can be heated without the entire thing melting and causing an avalanche: "lol."

Winterhold + the College: gestures with immense sorrow to the Great Collapse. lasted a long time until then at least!! "wizards caused the Collapse" first of all no. second of all if you're very insistent on this being the case we could hypothesize that maybe ONE did given his previous track record with construction... not those ones though they're doing the best they can with what they have :(

Labyrinthian: wizard death maze built on top of an important dragon cult city. may have been blissfully unaware of the actual dragon priest stuck there for who knows how long. "all of this will have no negative consequences whatsoever," confidently declares greatest mage in the history of the world. the maze has a body count

[bornnraisedinsilenthill]

My favourite part about Elder Scrolls Online gas to be Arch Mage Shalidor’s audacity to claim Sheogorath as evil. Like, my dude, you bet against the Daedric Prince of Madness, what did you think would happen?

Honestly you can be glad Sheo didn’t do worse.

Whole time through, I was on Sheo’s side.

[sleepymarmot]

I was travelling through a zone on a hunt for skyshards and lorebooks. I got stopped by a mob, and Azandar, going into combat mode, yelled: "You are interrupting scholarship!"

Yeah, that was actually a very accurate description of the situation.

[thesaintelectric]

classic skyrim

[thegravityshark]

i wish eso was easier to get into but also im the kind of weirdo that likes eso because the whole time im like

woah..... lore bullshit..... this is so cool....

[altfire]

one day i'll actually write my original projects but today i am going to write. more eso bullshit

[gamerism]

THE ELDER SCROLLS V: SKYRIM - Shalidor's Maze

[caliblorn]

This is very funny to me 

[wouldntyoulichentoknow]

Shalidor. where's Eyevea.

[soullessbullshit]

Spider: :D

Shalidor, catching it in a mug: NOPE!!

Sheogorath: [teleports in and places two identical mugs beside the first one]

Shalidor: ...Please don’t.

Sheogorath, shuffling the mugs: Hehehehehehe!

[uesp]

"Life for an Arch-Mage is measured in decades, not years."

--Shalidor