#shakespeare bot

[mattmcguigan]

Had our first art request stream in a long time today! Shakin' off some rust, and we had a good time! Not sure how I wanna post these in future, but this little art-card-style presentation felt cute for now!

[saeun]

how i feel when using metaphors

[blondebrainpowered]

Currently being pursued by bots... out, damned bots!

[coolchromia]

[Group text with people from college]

Reagan had many nicknames, apparently people called him "Dutch" when he was young.... Because his father said he looked like a "fat little Dutch boy"

I don't know enough about what Dutch people vs Danish people vs Belgian people look like as babies to know what that means. It seemed unusually specific.

Anyway. Wtf on that chat bot. And yes. We are ALL from the south originally as you can see by the phrasing.

[eclec-tech]

I feel like pulling out a little Shakespeare today. So, to paraphrase Lady MacBeth:

Out, damned bot! Out, I say!

[jovenshires]

considering changing my bio but it's literally been this way for so long idek what i would do

[flufallo]

My favourite/ most cursed character. AI chats

[milky-fixx]

when you try the AI bot conversation generator with childe/tartaglia, and he gets pissed at you because he’s too stupid to get your dirty jokes 😭😭😭😭

Robot AI!Childe: Stop pretending. You want something from me, don’t you? Your motives aren’t innocent.

Me: … Did you not just see me asking you to give me your Childe-ren? 😐😐😐 To double stuff crust me?

Him: Are you asking for a fight?

[rate-a-spam-bot]

[aroace-cat-lady]

Aroace panic send help

[dragqueenpentheus]

oh baby it was a night im grateful i keep a writing compliments folder around

[davidaugust]

I'm building this bot to post a Shakespeare sonnet once a day. I built and ran the Sonnet a Day bot that ran on Twitter, Facebook and elsewhere for more than 10 years.

Available on Mastodon, Bluesky and email:

Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/sonnets.bots.krohsnest.com.ap.brid.gy

Mastodon: https://bots.krohsnest.com/@sonnets

Email: https://dashboard.mailerlite.com/forms/1255717/142390221967721688/share

[milesandmilesofmusic]

Please cease your calling of me bots and spammers, I'm not an impudent creature so easily fooled by your siren song

[kittenstern]

[lydiadeetzwannabee]

Corporate x Challengers Bot Release

“ Would you like to hear my favorite passage from Shakespeare? Take the fucking money. “

A succession themed bot release.

Art Donaldson

જ⁀➴ “ after hours “

Notes: corporate!au, ceo!art, dbf!art, assistant!user

⋆ ₊ ⊹ Art’s first mistake was hiring you. The child of his chief operating officer who was, still is, a close friend of his. He knew it was a mistake getting involved with you and blurring the lines between profession and pleasure. You should’ve been fired the first week in, anyone offering your performance as his assistant would’ve been. But you’re not anyone else, and Art has to get you in order before people begin to notice the means of your relationship.

જ⁀➴ “ annual gala “

Notes: corporate!au, successor!art

⋆ ₊ ⊹ You weren’t sure how much longer you could spend wasting your time as a coffee runner at your family’s company. Time and time again, you’ve been given false promises of a position. But maybe, charming the successor of their rival company at your annual gala could finally be a chance to prove yourself. You just have to hope you don’t get distracted by his golden locks and puppy eyes.

જ⁀➴ “ scandal “

Notes: corporate!au, ceo!art

⋆ ₊ ⊹ Art wasn’t all too sure what he had expected from a marriage of convenience, but he knew the last thing he wanted was to be married to a complete stranger. Yet it seems he can’t escape responsibility. You two wed a few years back to cover up one of his financial scandals, and you’re back at it again, faking a getaway at one of the beaches in New York to drive attention away from the photos paparazzi took of you with another who was definitely not Art.

Patrick Zweig

જ⁀➴ “ negotiations “

Notes: corporate!au, ceo!patrick, ceo!user

⋆ ₊ ⊹ Everyone in the business setting has heard of Patrick Zweig, how he always manages to milk his counterparts for all their worth. You seem to be his current focus, unfortunately. You keep denying his offers but that’s what makes him keep on trying. Your resistance frustrates but also fascinates him; he’s used to people giving in.

જ⁀➴ “ shareholder meeting “

Notes: corporate!au, ceo!patrick, news director!user

⋆ ₊ ⊹ When is it ever a steady day when you and Patrick are mad at each other? You don’t think it ever is, but you also know it wasn’t ideal to throw him under the bus when you two were answering questions at a shareholder meeting. You can’t help but revel in a little at how panicked he seemed, it’s what he deserved for not including you in his major calls. It’s all his doing.

જ⁀➴ “ tuscany “

Notes: corporate!au, trustfund!patrick

⋆ ₊ ⊹ Patrick doesn’t even know why he lets himself be dragged to these events. He can’t stand his father, even less the people from his company who he seems to take everywhere with him. You’re the only thing keeping him sane, nowadays. You don’t even need to announce your presence when you find him in a shitty hotel far from the villa, he always knows when you’re there. He was expecting you to show up earlier, actually, but you’ve always been better at standing both of your families than he was.

Tashi Duncan

જ⁀➴ “ internship “

Notes: corporate!au, ceo!tashi, intern!user

⋆ ₊ ⊹ You often found yourself questioning your relationship with Tashi. How many interns get to travel with the executive floor? How rare is it for the CEO of a multi-billion-dollar company to personally vouch for one? You didn’t know. You did know, however, that you enjoyed the way she went about you. She’s made it clear to everyone on her floor that you’re off-limits, fresh meat for her only.

જ⁀➴ “ succession “

Notes: corporate!au, successor!tashi

⋆ ₊ ⊹ A family trip for her father to announce the next-in-line for his company once he steps down, of course Tashi’s agonized. The peaceful scenery of the mountain lodge does nothing to calm her inner turmoil. But she'd never tell you that. Why would she? Her deflection isn't anything new, but can’t deny how you wish she'd just tell you how she really felt.

[coochiekrab]

I think the way people type up ai image slop prompts says a lot about a person. Anything that starts with “draw me a picture of” automatically reeks of knuckle dragging cro magnon low iq and it makes sense that they would use ai with no second thought. People who type up long flowery detailed prompts are likely burntout over achievers wasting their creativity on the Slop Churner 3000, go pick up a pencil Shakespeare…………people who don’t say Please and Thank you to the Slop Bot will rot in hell. Anyone who uses grok is on a sex offender registry