#shakes the phone
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milkyberryjsk · 1 year ago
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school
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andstuffsketches · 6 months ago
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finally watched Reign of the Supermen
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mh2o29 · 10 months ago
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tfw you have to call your girlfriend's house to talk to her girlfriend (who is also your boyfriends girlfriend) so you can get your boyfriend released from jail...
(click for better quality PLEASE I beg you)
under the tab are other versions of the drawing so click if you wanna see him with no shirt on .....wait what who said that.....
yall i don't even know how to explain this one i was possessed and controlled by the urge to draw stu macher all pretty and posed like this,,,, so i like when men are pretty SUE ME
credits to @atitanbitch for the idea to include Sid and Tatum in the little bubble and @powderedbleach for reminding me about THE ROBEEEE OH and ofc @harleykeenervarient for sending me the photo reference I used in the first place yall rock <3
included below are alternate versions of this drawing that I was having some fun with mwuahaha that includes no shirt, no shirt plus some ~shweed~ and also ofc trans version bc cmon
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alright thats all for now.... thats my cue to slink back into the void until I return with another art drop BYEEEEEE
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mumblesplash · 11 months ago
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the annoying thing is i genuinely do my best thinking while pacing back and forth monologuing to a small but attentive audience like some manner of old timey tv detective or cartoon supervillain
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gothteddiesdotcom · 8 months ago
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contrary to popular belief I love scrolling tumblr and seeing porn on my dash in public. Why the fuck are you looking at my phone? Mind your business
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eyesonmywall · 1 year ago
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“i’m actually joined by a date tonight— my pookie! get out here!”
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fearlessplatinums · 3 months ago
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why does everyone act like shake it off is not the most fun song to hear live bc it simply is
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rattsin · 29 days ago
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Fury made Alanna gasp for breath. How could anyone get well in a menagerie? How could Jonathan breathe? This went against all the commonsense rules Maude had taught her for healing: clean air, quiet, absolute cleanliness, calm and reassuring voices. Didn't these people know anything?
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galactichoneybee92 · 1 year ago
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Not to sound like a boomer on main, because I love my phone- I do. But I really miss the day when I could hang out in public without having to hear everyone else's phones. I don't care if there are babies crying (because babies cry sometimes) or if other people are having conversations (because that's what people come to cafes and such to do) but hearing tinny little phone sounds blasting out loud out of their speakers drives me insane. I'm only in my 30's, why are you making me complain about how things were "back in my day" like I'm 80? Public phone noise is prematurely aging me. Send help.
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parasitoidism · 1 month ago
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Feel free to click and drag them on your dash to shake them around
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danrifics · 1 year ago
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The Slittening <3
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tsuchinokoroyale · 1 year ago
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Happy new years… let’s stay hydrated together ✨
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#I didn’t end up going to the rave just stayed in with my buddies and had KFC (( Korean fried chicken )) and laughed til we cried so#it was still a wonderful start to the new year 💞🥰💞#but the fwb wanted pics of my potential rave look so I figured eh I brought the stuff anyways#and now I’m imagining locking eyes with a stranger on the warm and writhing dance floor#the beat thumps and shakes and rattles the air in our breath as the spotlights dance in the reflections of our held gaze#he pushes his way through the crowd with a singular stare and a wicked smile on his face#I smile and turn my back on him arching myself so he knows I am giving what he’s looking for#I take careful steps through the revelry toward the edge where the crowd thins out#I prop myself up on an available stool in a lonely corner of the club as he closes the distance between us#“now I wonder why you dragged me all the way here” he utters in a playful growl “trying to get far away from the crowd?”#I smile and I nod. “obviously. can’t really do what I want with you out there”#his eyes perk up and his smile gives away the desire building inside him. “yeah? why don’t you show me then.”#“I thought you’d never ask” I smirk. I reach down into my pants and pull out my phone#“so this one is blue. he’s the oldest but he’s sooooo sweet. and that’s Eva. my only girl she’s sassy but she loves swea-” he leaves#whaddahell I say demurely whimpering even… whaddahell…#gpoy
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droloismo · 20 hours ago
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i will keep talking about this moment for the rest of my life btw. he’s him next to the tsk tsk whore shirt
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edorazzi · 8 months ago
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More Thunderbirds Are Go comics! 🏝️
In which the pod bros make small talk, Scott is a thoughtful sibling, and John is adept at parenting his murderous toddler daughter. The first strip was about the hydrofoil incident from classic lore, but I watched "SOS" right after (unprepared and vulnerable!) so here's to Gordon breaking every bone in his body twice! ✨🦴✨
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metalgrateeater · 7 months ago
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Love him even if he’s fat
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✨ I did my first poetry reading tonight !!!! 🥹🥹 ✨
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