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milkyberryjsk · 1 year ago

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school

#screams #ive ben so BUSY #i finally got myself a new sketchbook the other day #no more drawing on loose paper #life update one ofmy cats turned 2 years old!! i love him. Say happy belated birthday Ori #uhh what else #i bought myself a copy of bloodborne 2nd hand. very good deal #the person i bought it from gave me a keychain #i'll play it during the holiday break #IVE MISSED YOU TUMBLR FRIENDS #shakes the phone #also I've developed the habit of staying up way too late and sleeping for like an hour or two at max 😭 it's the only time.i get to do #things like draw or play or watch things #speaking of parents did anybody elses parents used to buy pirated dvds all the time but now they just ask you to like torrent things for #them instead #that's my parents rn #my dad asked me to download all 3 seasons of hannibal for him and my mom #anyways anyways #what else #i bought this (filipino) book about a girl whos boyfriend is an alien #one of those random wattpad stories they publish for cheap #its so silly in like an unfiltered bored stereotypical fangirl way #like they name drop BTS a comical amount of times #it's like 120 pages I'm pretty sure I'll finish it by tonight #I'll probably post about it #a.talks #also i meant to say “speaking of watch things” instead of “speaking of parents” omfg

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andstuffsketches · 5 months ago

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finally watched Reign of the Supermen

#kon is three apples tall.... good luck getting anyone to call you superman when you look like you should be in middle school #the second pic was inspired by that scene where lois is on the phone w steel and kon is peeking over her shoulder #superboy #conner kent #john henry irons #man of steel #lois lane #reign of the supermen #rots was fun bc i knew kon and steels situations but had no idea what visor and cyborg supes had going on #so i was like IS it him...? no.... it cant be....#it was funny when he was like please. just call me superman.#like even if he was the actual genuine clark kent back as a cyborg bbgirl youre not going to shake 'cyborg superman'#superman #digital art #comic #comics #dcamu #dc #dc comics #2024 #id in alt #also why is lois dressed like asami in the finale #and for the record steel is the most respectable of the titular supermen cause like #he wasnt trying to pass himself off as clark he was literally just a dude who was inspired to be a clearly separate superhero #i mean you could make a claim of copyright infringement cause of the S but in his defense it was a symbol of hope & clark was dead sooo

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mh2o29 · 9 months ago

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tfw you have to call your girlfriend's house to talk to her girlfriend (who is also your boyfriends girlfriend) so you can get your boyfriend released from jail...

(click for better quality PLEASE I beg you)

under the tab are other versions of the drawing so click if you wanna see him with no shirt on .....wait what who said that.....

yall i don't even know how to explain this one i was possessed and controlled by the urge to draw stu macher all pretty and posed like this,,,, so i like when men are pretty SUE ME

credits to @atitanbitch for the idea to include Sid and Tatum in the little bubble and @powderedbleach for reminding me about THE ROBEEEE OH and ofc @harleykeenervarient for sending me the photo reference I used in the first place yall rock <3

included below are alternate versions of this drawing that I was having some fun with mwuahaha that includes no shirt, no shirt plus some ~shweed~ and also ofc trans version bc cmon

alright thats all for now.... thats my cue to slink back into the void until I return with another art drop BYEEEEEE

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mumblesplash · 10 months ago

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the annoying thing is i genuinely do my best thinking while pacing back and forth monologuing to a small but attentive audience like some manner of old timey tv detective or cartoon supervillain

#mumbling #said audience can be on the phone with me but it’s better if they’re physically present #so i can exclaim shit like ‘write that down’ or shake them by the shoulders and call them a genius for accidentally giving me an idea

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gothteddiesdotcom · 7 months ago

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contrary to popular belief I love scrolling tumblr and seeing porn on my dash in public. Why the fuck are you looking at my phone? Mind your business

#unimportant thoughts #scared your kid will see?#teach your kid to mind their fucking business 🫶🏻#Hope that helps #You see my boy shaking ass with a plug in when i open my Snapchat? Die mad #why the fuck are you looking at my phone

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eyesonmywall · 11 months ago

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“i’m actually joined by a date tonight— my pookie! get out here!”

#ted nivison #cellbit #qsmp #streamer awards #seeing raf come BACK was nuts #mine #i started shaking so hard i locked my phone

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fearlessplatinums · 2 months ago

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why does everyone act like shake it off is not the most fun song to hear live bc it simply is

#everyone at the barricade in front of me was just standing there with their phones out bc taylor was at the end of the runway #bitch? fucking DANCE its shake it off omfg

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galactichoneybee92 · 11 months ago

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Not to sound like a boomer on main, because I love my phone- I do. But I really miss the day when I could hang out in public without having to hear everyone else's phones. I don't care if there are babies crying (because babies cry sometimes) or if other people are having conversations (because that's what people come to cafes and such to do) but hearing tinny little phone sounds blasting out loud out of their speakers drives me insane. I'm only in my 30's, why are you making me complain about how things were "back in my day" like I'm 80? Public phone noise is prematurely aging me. Send help.

#Complaining #Like an old lady #I'm not I swear #But also- Back in my day #*shakes fist at sky*#It's giving “Old man screams at cloud”#I am the old man #Only Im not a man Im a woman and instead of screaming at clouds im slowly having my sanity stolen by people watching videos on their phones #out loud in public spaces #Can we normalize not doing this?#Use headphones or something #Please- I beg of you #technology #cafe #coffee shop #writing #im just trying to write a fun little story i don't care whats happening on your phone #keep it to yourself

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tsuchinokoroyale · 1 year ago

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Happy new years… let’s stay hydrated together ✨

#I didn’t end up going to the rave just stayed in with my buddies and had KFC (( Korean fried chicken )) and laughed til we cried so #it was still a wonderful start to the new year 💞🥰💞#but the fwb wanted pics of my potential rave look so I figured eh I brought the stuff anyways #and now I’m imagining locking eyes with a stranger on the warm and writhing dance floor #the beat thumps and shakes and rattles the air in our breath as the spotlights dance in the reflections of our held gaze #he pushes his way through the crowd with a singular stare and a wicked smile on his face #I smile and turn my back on him arching myself so he knows I am giving what he’s looking for #I take careful steps through the revelry toward the edge where the crowd thins out #I prop myself up on an available stool in a lonely corner of the club as he closes the distance between us #“now I wonder why you dragged me all the way here” he utters in a playful growl “trying to get far away from the crowd?”#I smile and I nod. “obviously. can’t really do what I want with you out there”#his eyes perk up and his smile gives away the desire building inside him. “yeah? why don’t you show me then.”#“I thought you’d never ask” I smirk. I reach down into my pants and pull out my phone #“so this one is blue. he’s the oldest but he’s sooooo sweet. and that’s Eva. my only girl she’s sassy but she loves swea-” he leaves #whaddahell I say demurely whimpering even… whaddahell…#gpoy

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danrifics · 11 months ago

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The Slittening <3

#pspsps ill*gal gif set #i flimed this of my computer screen on my phone lol thats why its shaking and shit quality #bethaniegifs #deleted the tags just in case

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edorazzi · 7 months ago

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More Thunderbirds Are Go comics! 🏝️

In which the pod bros make small talk, Scott is a thoughtful sibling, and John is adept at parenting his murderous toddler daughter. The first strip was about the hydrofoil incident from classic lore, but I watched "SOS" right after (unprepared and vulnerable!) so here's to Gordon breaking every bone in his body twice! ✨🦴✨

#thunderbirds #thunderbirds are go #scott tracy #virgil tracy #john tracy #gordon tracy #EOS #somewhere out in the ocean troy tempest is having a fit about NOT being the most handsome WASP agent #phones and marina didn't even say anything; he just caught the vibes!!!#and gordon may have forgotten to make the door but he will NEVER forget the time virgil landed TB2 on oprah :/#also i'm a staunch supporter of the parent/child dynamic with john and EOS; HE made her and now HE has to raise her #literally SHAKING with how much she craves violence and john just turns on another bluey episode #yeah yeah she's the reckoning of all humanity. have a distracting glitter sticker #josie's art

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parasitoidism · 4 days ago

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