#I am the old man
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Not to sound like a boomer on main, because I love my phone- I do. But I really miss the day when I could hang out in public without having to hear everyone else's phones. I don't care if there are babies crying (because babies cry sometimes) or if other people are having conversations (because that's what people come to cafes and such to do) but hearing tinny little phone sounds blasting out loud out of their speakers drives me insane. I'm only in my 30's, why are you making me complain about how things were "back in my day" like I'm 80? Public phone noise is prematurely aging me. Send help.
#Complaining#Like an old lady#I'm not I swear#But also- Back in my day#*shakes fist at sky*#It's giving āOld man screams at cloudā#I am the old man#Only Im not a man Im a woman and instead of screaming at clouds im slowly having my sanity stolen by people watching videos on their phones#out loud in public spaces#Can we normalize not doing this?#Use headphones or something#Please- I beg of you#technology#cafe#coffee shop#writing#im just trying to write a fun little story i don't care whats happening on your phone#keep it to yourself
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huh. something small but unexpected happened and it threw me off my rhythm. the whole day is ruined now. its gonna take me 3-5 business days to recover
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whichever madman pointed out that the new rift on bill's body in the theraprism is meant to parallel ford's cracked glasses after he emerges out of the portal,,,, MY SOUL IS YOURS TO TAKE ANYDAY MY GOSH
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ford about bill:
bill about ford:
#I DETEST THEM#AAAAAA#please the way ive been lying awake at night thinking about this#alex hirsch YOUR BRAIN#idgaf if this doesnt mean anything at all THE PARALLELS??!!#them. THEM.#they make me sick did i mention this#gravity falls#billford#the book of bill#bill cipher#stanford pines#uncontrollable sobs#this is my magnum opus#i am so normal about them#toxic old man yaoi hits hard#āBILLFORD!ā we cheer in unison
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God I love the insane amounts of d r i p Stanley just casually wears
#I forgot how to color gold for a hot second too holy moly#Thatās it thatās the post LMAO#Gravity falls#Gravity falls stanley#stanley pines#Despite the random art block- I am still freaking out and absolutely ADORING both him and ford..#I love them equally- there is no better twin outta the twos smhh#Except one of them is currently going through old man doomed toxic yaoi and itās EXTREMELY funny
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#my biggest allergy is a stable artstyle and boy am i. cough free idk#socvinc#gravity falls#bill cipher#stanford pines#my art#doodles#tbob#gravity falls fanart#billford#shirtless old man#magma doodles#I DID NOT DRAW SKIBIDI BILL. THAT WAS SOMEONE ELSE ON THE MAGMA. i would erase him if i could
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mad bill n billford
#art stuff#digital art#doodles#digital aritst#gravity falls#gravity falls bill cipher#bill cipher gravity falls#bill cipher fanart#ford pines#stanford pines#gravity falls stanford#gravity falls ford#billford#gravity falls billford#bill cipher x ford#old man toxic yaoi#STOPP CUZ WHY AM I ACTUALLY SEEING BILL IN MY DREAMS LIKE FR LIEK HE HAS ACTUALLY TAKEN OVER MY BRAIN#WTFFFFF WHY LIKE WHAT IN THE WORLDDD#squidflavoredsoup
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havenāt watched the star treks in five million years but this is what happened in In The Pale Moonlight right
(credit to @/sweepswoop_ on twitter who drew the original Labru meme!)
#that turbo lift taking a LONG ASS TIME to reach Ops#took me a solid ten minutes to remember how to draw the metrosexual lizard#bg3 followers i am so sorry for the random deep space nine old man yaoi jumpscare#star trek ds9#star trek fanart#ds9 fanart#ben sisko#elim garak#ds9 sisko#ds9 garak#in the pale moonlight#star trek#deep space nine
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Introducing RoyalAuthor! ...I cannot stop thinking about these old man scientists...
#Give it up for Ford ''I am attracted to the strange and the strange is attracted to me'' Pines everyone!#back at it again with my favourite old man yaoi crossover crack ship. I just think they'd be cute and also ridiculously doomed#Also I think Ford's handwriting would be his like 'true' font. But he prefers talking in his cipher with Gaster. idk its sweet to me#Gravity Falls#Undertale#Doctor Gaster#Stanford Pines#crossover#AU#fanart#Fan art#Gravity Falls Crossover#Undertale Crossover#GF Fanart#Gaster#w.d gaster#Grunkle Ford#Ford Pines#UTDR#RoyalAuthor#Ford x Gaster babyyyyy#Artists on Tumblr#My art#I hope the joke with the No. 1 [Redacted] Mug lands with even one person because it cracked me up
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thinking about how the only time bobby and cas interact in season four is when he knocks him out cold to talk to dean alone. and the next time bobby sees him, cas is powerless and just comes to steal dean's necklace in a weird interaction that had to be filmed close-up because dean and cas are just inches from each other's face. the next time is an offscreen interaction where he just gets dean's address from bobby and probably left immediately after. combine this with the fact that bobby knew dean had a male siren the season before (and tried to be supportive) and let cas be in the family photo a few episodes later, there is a nonzero chance bobby singer was the first destiel shipper.
#when bobby comforts dean about the loss of cas in s7??? oh that old man knew something#just got to the 5x02 episode of babpod and am fighting off the urge to do a s5 rewatch we'll see how long I last#destiel#i need a text post tag
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don't play around with feral dogboys. don't chain one up to the bedpost and tease it from afar, making it sit on a vibrator while you touch yourself. good lord do not make the most pretty little whimpers and noises as you do it. sooner or later that thing is going to burst out from its chains and tackle you to the ground as it sinks its teeth into your neck. snarling as it tears open your legs and rams its knot into your hole. and god forbid it's strap knot, because the only thing that's gonna stop it is exhaustion. that thing only sees you as a toy, and it's going to fuck you until you break
#old writing new coat of paint#man i hate being anxious i talk all this shit and then irl am like Ouuuh Idont Know... Im Scareed....#t4t nsft#t4t puppy#ftm nsft#ftm puppy#bd/sm puppy#probably yapping
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if youāre young and transmasc and the people in your life havenāt been great about the whole thing and youāre starting to feel like it might be easier to just give up and pretend to be the person they want you to be, i need you to hold on. because the thing is, one second youāre 16 and a future where you get to make decisions about your own body and life feels so impossibly far away and you canāt imagine living like this for that long, but then you blink and itās been six years and youāre in your car with the music blasting and your voice is lower than the guy in the songās and your hair is long for the first time in a decade because youāre finally confident enough to grow it out again on your own terms and your chest hasnāt been weighed down in months and itās the freest youāve ever felt in your life and i promise it will be worth the wait. donāt give up on yourself.
#was literally just driving home from the store and it was such a euphoric experience i had to make a post#16 year old me never couldāve imagined being where i am right now#he certainly wouldnāt have believed i would be able to get to this point while still living in my parentsā house#positivity#transmasc positivity#trans man positivity#trans men#transmascs
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what ifā¦ what if you drew malon x linkā¦
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Hell yeah!! I love š„š„Malink!!!! š„š„š„
#any chance I get to draw old man time will be taken#I am a malink shipper#they are š„husband & wifeš„#in my hc#huh I donāt think Iāve posted my post game(s) time yet#the legend of zelda#legend of zelda#ocarina of time#oot#oot link#malon#malink#peachie asks
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I haven't drawn in so long and tf2 comes back with a bat to my brain again after I first got super into it when I was *checks notes* 14 I gotta get my gears wet again and like, rediscover how to draw and I'm wetting my feet again with a heavymedic shit post š
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#tf2#team fortress 2#tf2 heavy#tf2 medic#heavymedic#red oktoberfest#man they need a different ship name#its been 11 years on and off being into tf2 and here I am... finally posting for it#you shouldve seen the drawings id made when I was 14 - the shift from anime bishi men to... 30-50 year old comic-style burly men AAA#It was crazy#this is also the media that made me trans LOL#anyways! Im excited to draw for tf2 while im into it for now and am interested in stepping my toes into this fandom proper :)#Im also really glad that Ive grown so much in terms of drawing ability that I can feel comfortable drawing heavy#i didnt even try it when I was 14/15
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#i am suffering iām not even joking#living in agony at the thought iāll never actually have him#just wanna sit in his lap and be called princess š©š« #old man!logan#logan howlett#logan howlett x reader#wolverine x reader
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*I worship you Tumblr please donāt remove it
So I found out that heās got white hair strands and I lost my mind :3
(Btw the clothes are inspired mainly by Kuiās design and other medieval arts, Hobbits are great, but itās not the reference. a reminder to credit Kuiās original works too!)
#heās so old man I canāt#and he uses PIPES??#like I am usually against smoking but ayoooo#dungeon meshi#chilchuk tims#SquareCloud
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yeah
#i cant control who i am i am a complex individual who just really likes antagonists (?) in suits#grimmsley isnt really an antagonist but hes getting lumped in#TO BE FAIR ionly started using tumblr in 2018#i was never on here during the hayday of sexymen#i WAS on deviantart though and Man i wanted to be able to draw like the people who made sexymen#12 old me had ambitions
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