#I am the old man
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Not to sound like a boomer on main, because I love my phone- I do. But I really miss the day when I could hang out in public without having to hear everyone else's phones. I don't care if there are babies crying (because babies cry sometimes) or if other people are having conversations (because that's what people come to cafes and such to do) but hearing tinny little phone sounds blasting out loud out of their speakers drives me insane. I'm only in my 30's, why are you making me complain about how things were "back in my day" like I'm 80? Public phone noise is prematurely aging me. Send help.
#Complaining#Like an old lady#I'm not I swear#But also- Back in my day#*shakes fist at sky*#It's giving “Old man screams at cloud”#I am the old man#Only Im not a man Im a woman and instead of screaming at clouds im slowly having my sanity stolen by people watching videos on their phones#out loud in public spaces#Can we normalize not doing this?#Use headphones or something#Please- I beg of you#technology#cafe#coffee shop#writing#im just trying to write a fun little story i don't care whats happening on your phone#keep it to yourself
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whichever madman pointed out that the new rift on bill's body in the theraprism is meant to parallel ford's cracked glasses after he emerges out of the portal,,,, MY SOUL IS YOURS TO TAKE ANYDAY MY GOSH
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bonus !!
ford about bill:
bill about ford:

#I DETEST THEM#AAAAAA#please the way ive been lying awake at night thinking about this#alex hirsch YOUR BRAIN#idgaf if this doesnt mean anything at all THE PARALLELS??!!#them. THEM.#they make me sick did i mention this#gravity falls#billford#the book of bill#bill cipher#stanford pines#uncontrollable sobs#this is my magnum opus#i am so normal about them#toxic old man yaoi hits hard#“BILLFORD!” we cheer in unison
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God I love the insane amounts of d r i p Stanley just casually wears
#I forgot how to color gold for a hot second too holy moly#That’s it that’s the post LMAO#Gravity falls#Gravity falls stanley#stanley pines#Despite the random art block- I am still freaking out and absolutely ADORING both him and ford..#I love them equally- there is no better twin outta the twos smhh#Except one of them is currently going through old man doomed toxic yaoi and it’s EXTREMELY funny
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This feels a little too on-the-nose if I’m honest
#us politics#canada politics#us canada relations#Canadians I am so sorry our president is a botch#american politics#some of the replies are very old man yells at cloud folks I was joking but I forgot that some of yall don’t have a sense of humor
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“can’t believe i never made a move back then…”
au where older jayce jumps into an earlier timeline, and younger viktor has zero complaints
#the people demanded dilf jayce with s1 viktor and who am i to deny them#jayvik#arcane#viktor arcane#league of legends#jayce talis#arcane fanart#dilf jayce#old man jayce#arctvros
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“Only bad witches are ugly ‧₊˚ ⋅* ‧₊
#i’m an old woman yuri truther as much as i am an old man yaoi truther#it came to me in a dream#MY MOTHERS#time to watch the wizard of oz again#their old married bickering over dorothy is my fav part#GLINDA’S DRESS GOT ME INSANE#wizard of oz#wizard of oz 1939#wizard of oz fanart#glinda the good witch#wicked witch of the west#glinda upland#elphaba thropp#wicked glinda#wicked elphaba#glinda x elphaba#gelphie#wicked#wicked fanart#breeberryart#jan. 25
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another (relatively) old gf comic i did.
#gf#gravity falls#mabel pines#pacifica northwest#MY ART WOO#this was made in november but that’s old by my standards#bro Paz you GOTTA lock in#you CANT SAY STUFF LIKE THIS#im sure there are people who would agree but still#*disapprovingly shakes my head* can’t believe someone would simp for Ford at any age…. even young Ford.. ESSPECIALLY him.#boy am i glad i’m not a portal era Ford simp making comics making fun of old man Ford simps! that would be WILD ahah
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what is their problem like actually
#coming out as a stony shipper :P#also before anyone says it. hear me tf out on tonys shoes ok#i wanted to give him rdjs high heels but also i think he should have somethink with shoelaces. so basically high heel sneakers babey !!1#my art#marvel#mcu#tony stark#iron man#steve rogers#captain america#stony#stevetony#also i didnt use any references for this one so if it looks weird just LOOK AWAY (story of my life)#edit are we calling this stevetony now? is this a new thing? am i old???
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I am still thinking about the creators calling Silco "a dirty little thing" in the artbook
#my art#sketchy sketch#arcane#silco#young silco#I love my old man but I am also bewitched by young silco#I already was in 2022 and we had barely anything related to him#sometimes I color something but barely#that's my queue to leave
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Introducing RoyalAuthor! ...I cannot stop thinking about these old man scientists...
#Give it up for Ford ''I am attracted to the strange and the strange is attracted to me'' Pines everyone!#back at it again with my favourite old man yaoi crossover crack ship. I just think they'd be cute and also ridiculously doomed#Also I think Ford's handwriting would be his like 'true' font. But he prefers talking in his cipher with Gaster. idk its sweet to me#Gravity Falls#Undertale#Doctor Gaster#Stanford Pines#crossover#AU#fanart#Fan art#Gravity Falls Crossover#Undertale Crossover#GF Fanart#Gaster#w.d gaster#Grunkle Ford#Ford Pines#UTDR#RoyalAuthor#Ford x Gaster babyyyyy#Artists on Tumblr#My art#I hope the joke with the No. 1 [Redacted] Mug lands with even one person because it cracked me up
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“... there's something wrong.”
#god i just know i am gonna fall in love with him even more#my old man god he just wants to eat#anyways he looks so hot#and can't wait to see him#bucky barnes#thunderbolts#marvel#mcu#sebastian stan#buckybarnesedit#thunderboltsedit#marveledit#mcuedit#marvelcastedit#mcucastedit#sebastianstanedit#sebstanedit#fysebastianstan#stansclan#sebstangifs#sstanedit#mcuchallenge#dailymarvelkings#mcufam#marveladdicts#thunderbolts*#marveldaily#gbbb
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#my biggest allergy is a stable artstyle and boy am i. cough free idk#socvinc#gravity falls#bill cipher#stanford pines#my art#doodles#tbob#gravity falls fanart#billford#shirtless old man#magma doodles#I DID NOT DRAW SKIBIDI BILL. THAT WAS SOMEONE ELSE ON THE MAGMA. i would erase him if i could
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I haven't drawn in so long and tf2 comes back with a bat to my brain again after I first got super into it when I was *checks notes* 14 I gotta get my gears wet again and like, rediscover how to draw and I'm wetting my feet again with a heavymedic shit post 😭
------------------- EDIT: The original images contained a text post from someone who did not want that text post spread - So let's have the blank versions instead! Imagine any dialogue in there that you want lol
#tf2#team fortress 2#tf2 heavy#tf2 medic#heavymedic#red oktoberfest#man they need a different ship name#its been 11 years on and off being into tf2 and here I am... finally posting for it#you shouldve seen the drawings id made when I was 14 - the shift from anime bishi men to... 30-50 year old comic-style burly men AAA#It was crazy#this is also the media that made me trans LOL#anyways! Im excited to draw for tf2 while im into it for now and am interested in stepping my toes into this fandom proper :)#Im also really glad that Ive grown so much in terms of drawing ability that I can feel comfortable drawing heavy#i didnt even try it when I was 14/15
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mad bill n billford


#art stuff#digital art#doodles#digital aritst#gravity falls#gravity falls bill cipher#bill cipher gravity falls#bill cipher fanart#ford pines#stanford pines#gravity falls stanford#gravity falls ford#billford#gravity falls billford#bill cipher x ford#old man toxic yaoi#STOPP CUZ WHY AM I ACTUALLY SEEING BILL IN MY DREAMS LIKE FR LIEK HE HAS ACTUALLY TAKEN OVER MY BRAIN#WTFFFFF WHY LIKE WHAT IN THE WORLDDD#squidflavoredsoup
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Finally got pushed into the Severance pit.
#Severance#Helly R#Mark S#I am still early on so *Please no spoilers*.#This show has been recommended to me since it first started airing and...well all my friends were right. It's absolutely my kind of show.#A psychological thriller that focuses on corporate horror to create some really unsettling and familiar dread within it's audiance?#Every episode feels like I am being held hostage. In a good way.#And so many mysteries are going on! *SO* many mysteries!#Helly R's tenacity to escape contrasted by her outie's determination to stay is so fascinating to me.#The question seems to be 'who are you without your memories' and I'm starting to realize that the answer is very complex.#My favourite is Irv B*) His old man swagger and frightened bird disposition make me want to study him.
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haven’t watched the star treks in five million years but this is what happened in In The Pale Moonlight right
(credit to @/sweepswoop_ on twitter who drew the original Labru meme!)
#that turbo lift taking a LONG ASS TIME to reach Ops#took me a solid ten minutes to remember how to draw the metrosexual lizard#bg3 followers i am so sorry for the random deep space nine old man yaoi jumpscare#star trek ds9#star trek fanart#ds9 fanart#ben sisko#elim garak#ds9 sisko#ds9 garak#in the pale moonlight#star trek#deep space nine
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