#I am the old man
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galactichoneybee92 Ā· 9 months ago
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Not to sound like a boomer on main, because I love my phone- I do. But I really miss the day when I could hang out in public without having to hear everyone else's phones. I don't care if there are babies crying (because babies cry sometimes) or if other people are having conversations (because that's what people come to cafes and such to do) but hearing tinny little phone sounds blasting out loud out of their speakers drives me insane. I'm only in my 30's, why are you making me complain about how things were "back in my day" like I'm 80? Public phone noise is prematurely aging me. Send help.
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ijustwannagobacktosleep Ā· 2 years ago
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huh. something small but unexpected happened and it threw me off my rhythm. the whole day is ruined now. its gonna take me 3-5 business days to recover
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mejkosmos Ā· 3 months ago
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whichever madman pointed out that the new rift on bill's body in the theraprism is meant to parallel ford's cracked glasses after he emerges out of the portal,,,, MY SOUL IS YOURS TO TAKE ANYDAY MY GOSH
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bonus !!
ford about bill:
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bill about ford:
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clownsuu Ā· 3 months ago
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God I love the insane amounts of d r i p Stanley just casually wears
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socvincjpeg Ā· 2 months ago
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squidflavoredsoup Ā· 4 months ago
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mad bill n billford
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n0ahsferatu Ā· 4 months ago
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havenā€™t watched the star treks in five million years but this is what happened in In The Pale Moonlight right
(credit to @/sweepswoop_ on twitter who drew the original Labru meme!)
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paintedcrows Ā· 22 days ago
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Introducing RoyalAuthor! ...I cannot stop thinking about these old man scientists...
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billiewena Ā· 7 months ago
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thinking about how the only time bobby and cas interact in season four is when he knocks him out cold to talk to dean alone. and the next time bobby sees him, cas is powerless and just comes to steal dean's necklace in a weird interaction that had to be filmed close-up because dean and cas are just inches from each other's face. the next time is an offscreen interaction where he just gets dean's address from bobby and probably left immediately after. combine this with the fact that bobby knew dean had a male siren the season before (and tried to be supportive) and let cas be in the family photo a few episodes later, there is a nonzero chance bobby singer was the first destiel shipper.
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probablytame Ā· 6 months ago
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don't play around with feral dogboys. don't chain one up to the bedpost and tease it from afar, making it sit on a vibrator while you touch yourself. good lord do not make the most pretty little whimpers and noises as you do it. sooner or later that thing is going to burst out from its chains and tackle you to the ground as it sinks its teeth into your neck. snarling as it tears open your legs and rams its knot into your hole. and god forbid it's strap knot, because the only thing that's gonna stop it is exhaustion. that thing only sees you as a toy, and it's going to fuck you until you break
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lycandrophile Ā· 4 months ago
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if youā€™re young and transmasc and the people in your life havenā€™t been great about the whole thing and youā€™re starting to feel like it might be easier to just give up and pretend to be the person they want you to be, i need you to hold on. because the thing is, one second youā€™re 16 and a future where you get to make decisions about your own body and life feels so impossibly far away and you canā€™t imagine living like this for that long, but then you blink and itā€™s been six years and youā€™re in your car with the music blasting and your voice is lower than the guy in the songā€™s and your hair is long for the first time in a decade because youā€™re finally confident enough to grow it out again on your own terms and your chest hasnā€™t been weighed down in months and itā€™s the freest youā€™ve ever felt in your life and i promise it will be worth the wait. donā€™t give up on yourself.
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the-phantom-peach Ā· 1 month ago
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what ifā€¦ what if you drew malon x linkā€¦
eats art (positive)
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Hell yeah!! I love šŸ”„šŸ’„Malink!!!! šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ’„
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quixoticprince Ā· 2 months ago
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I haven't drawn in so long and tf2 comes back with a bat to my brain again after I first got super into it when I was *checks notes* 14 I gotta get my gears wet again and like, rediscover how to draw and I'm wetting my feet again with a heavymedic shit post šŸ˜­
------------------- EDIT: The original images contained a text post from someone who did not want that text post spread - So let's have the blank versions instead! Imagine any dialogue in there that you want lol
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wolverinesprincess Ā· 3 months ago
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squarecloud73 Ā· 8 months ago
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*I worship you Tumblr please donā€™t remove it
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So I found out that heā€™s got white hair strands and I lost my mind :3
(Btw the clothes are inspired mainly by Kuiā€™s design and other medieval arts, Hobbits are great, but itā€™s not the reference. a reminder to credit Kuiā€™s original works too!)
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starridge Ā· 3 months ago
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yeah
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