Alfred: Who is this?
Seven year old Bruce: His name is Danny. He's my older brother
Alfred: You're an only child. You don't have a brother.
Bruce: Mom? Dad? Do I have a brother?
Thomas: I only ever loved your mother, and I find baby-making repulsive—no offense, Brucie—so biologically, no, you don't have a brother. Emotionally, on the other hand, if you feel like he is your brother, I don't mind calling him my son. It's not like I can't afford it, nor can this lad outrun me.
Alfred: That's... kidnaping, sir.
Martha: Oh don't be so uptight Alfred. You Brits worrry about the sillist of things.
Alfred: Silly thing? You mean the law!?
Martha: Yes, that's a pesky thing. Besides, he has my eyes and Thomas' nose! That's obviously our son.
Bruce considering Danny: He does have your nose, dad.
Thomas proud: A chip off the old block that one. Good job catching your brother Brucie.
Bruce: Thank you! I used my innocent face like you said, Mom!
Martha beaming: A pretty face is a valuable weapon, darling!
Alfred whispering to Danny: Blink four times if you want me to get you out of here. The Waynes are not entirely sane.
Danny:..... The kid just said he needed someone to walk him home cause he was lost.
Alfred: That's how they get you. I once offered Master Thomas my coat during a suprise downpour. That was four years ago, and now I'm a butler. He gave me an embroidered apron with the words, "You're mine now, Brit"
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# TO THE MOON AND TO SATURN
pairing: kate martin x teammate!reader
word count: n/a bc its a social media blurb
warnings: none !
summary: you spend your twenty-fourth birthday with your girlfriend and teammates.
⭑ from lani: my second social media blurb for bae kate! i used a random girl from pinterest as the face claim but again imagine whoever!
masterlist !
katemartin
liked by yourusername, caitlinclark22, iowawbb, and 492,377 others
katemartin happy birthday to my beautiful girl @ yourusername love u to the moon and to saturn 🤍🪐
yourusername [pinned] thank you so much my love 🤍 to the moon and to saturn 🌙🪐
↳ katemartin love u sm u old grandma 🥹
↳ yourusername she got jokes today yall.
user01 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FAV RAINBOW 🩷🌈
caitlinclark22 how come y/n got a midnight post but not me 😐
↳ katemartin maybe cus shes my wife idk tho just a thought
↳ yourusername "wife" 🥹 i like the sound of that 👀
↳ katemartin 💍
↳ yourusername u did not just propose in the comment section of an instagram post
↳ katemartin im not hearing a no ☺️☺️
↳ yourusername okay here: no.
↳ katemartin 😔
↳ caitlinclark22 L proposal tbh do better kate
↳ katemartin shut up.
user02 this is adorable stop omg
user03 u stole my gf kate 🥲
jadagyamfi okay couple goals love this
↳ katemartin wheres the birthday wish to y/n.
↳ jadagyamfi i sent her a whole paragraph already MOM 😓
↳ katemartin good.
lisabluder cute!!! happy birthday y/n!!!
↳ katemartin thanks!!
↳ yourusername hello?
↳ katemartin hi 👋
↳ user05 help.
yourusername
liked by katemartin, gabbie.marshall, jadagyamfi, and 635,832 others
yourusername the perks of having a summer birthday ☀️🎂
katemartin no summertime sadness here
↳ yourusername omg ldr reference?? i've taught u well.
↳ katemartin ☺️
gabbie.marshall gorgeous gorgeous birthday for a gorgeous gorgeous girl 💕
↳ yourusername love u gabs. love u. 💕
jadagyamfi miss 20 something 🥹🥹
↳ yourusername i finally understand what sza was talking about 😋
iowawbb our fav guard is getting old 🥹
↳ yourusername stop dont say that im gonna have a midlife crisis
↳ caitlinclark22 u just turned 24. wdym midlife crisis.
↳ yourusername why ru such a hater td cc 😓
↳ katemartin its bc shes jealous u grew another inch taller than her this year
↳ caitlinclark22 IM NOT JEALOUS
↳ katemartin yikes the all caps is telling me otherwise
↳ caitlinclark22 i will push you into the ocean rn.
↳ katemartin do it. i have my goggles ready 🥽.
↳ yourusername yall realize these are insta comments and not imsg 😭😭?
↳ katemartin just standing my ground bby 🫡
user02 HAPPY BIRTHDAY PRETTY GIRL MY FAV WBB PLAYER 🫶
↳ user03 shes mid at best
↳ katemartin me when i lie
↳ user02 kate ur so real 😭🙏
hannahstuelke girlys bday 🥹💕
↳ yourusername ILY HANNAHBEAR 💕
yourspam
liked by katespam, katemartin, kyliespam, and 309 others
yourspam gems from this past week with my favs 🤍 i love my friends and MY GIRLFRIEND!
katespam um u mean UR WIFE!
↳ yourspam u havent proposed let alone married me KATE!
↳ katespam i did in my comments Y/N!
↳ caitspam u got rejected KATE!
↳ katespam u need to leave CAITLIN!
↳ caitspam 😒
sydneyspam where r my photo creds 🥲
↳ yourspam in my heart ❤️
↳ sydneyspam u only use that colored heart when ur being sarcastic.
↳ yourspam why ever would u think that ❤️
↳ sydneyspam im glad ur bday is over.
↳ yourspam okay time to be quiet freshie ❤️
↳ sydneyspam IM ONE YEAR BELOW U.
↳ yourspam close enough ❤️
nikaspam hi babe happy birthday!!
↳ yourspam HI NIKA TY BABE!!
↳ katemartin babe 🤨
↳ yourspam leave🚪
gabbiespam i didnt make the dump this time 😔💔
↳ yourspam DUMP ROUND TWO LOADING...
katemartin's story
— leilani signing off ! 📁
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