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Thinking again about the sentiment I read once "there is no such person as a billionaire. A billionaire is the word we use for a billion dollars that has consumed and possessed a person like a lich".
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This was pivoted back so fast that the VERY NEXT FILM-Iron Man 3-has Tony living in his cliffside penthouse from his first two films instead of Avengers tower and said penthouse be involved in a pivotal plot point
On the one hand if they did live together "Why don't the other Avengers help in the solo films?" complaints would have gotten insufferable so I get it
On the other why did they put the idea of them living together in THE MOVIE EVERYONE WAS OBVIOUSLY GONNA PAY ATTENTION TO if they were accounting for this?!
man y’all remember when the avengers movie came out and everyone headcanoned that all the avengers would live together in the tower and had all these cute posts about various fun ways they could interact and then the movies literally never had any of them even be friends
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I see the vision Alex
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oddly motivational bill
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I fell into the moon, and it covered you in blue.
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I know thats not the point, but have you actually ever masturbated to any of these so called "fetishes" of yours? Cause it looks like you just talk about this for the meme
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The funniest homophobia I ever experienced was a Mormon lady at my work telling me she would accept me being gay because we have to get along as coworkers but I really should consider not being gay because gay people have sex like animals (especially gay men) and she just couldn't stop thinking about it and how gross we are. She started really getting distressed, near tears, and saying 'I can't stop thinking about it. I can't stop." over and over and miming some kind of sex acts with her hands and I was like ?????? What is happening???? One of the other Mormon ladies had to come over and pat her on the back and help her sit down to help her calm down and our boss gave her the afternoon off due to being too upset to work.
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The Bat Whispers (1930) 
[letterboxd | imdb]
Director: Roland West
Cinematographers: Robert H. Planck, Ray June
Performers: S.E. Jennings, Una Merkel, Spencer Charters, Chester Morris, Grayce Hampton, Charles Dow Clark, Maude Eburne, Gustav von Seyffertitz, Ben Bard
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ALADDIN (1992) dir. Ron Clements, John Musker
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Maybe I'm too desensitized to Lily's bullshit but probably the most shocking revelation in the Joon the King vid to me is that she had like a real life friend at least back in he Bhaalspawn days
Like there's obviously the fake "Tara Callie" credit but also we see another guy and he's like in the vid physically with Lily (I'm not gonna name or show the guy-for all I know like everybody else Lily knows he's keeping his distance-but you can rewatch Joon's vid if you're curious)
Lily. Had friends?! At least at one point?
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me when we start eating billionaires and i have to kill gomez addams
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How’s your get those photo’s of Mikaela’s home? And is that where Lily currently lives?
Lily posted them to win an internet argument about her FIL. https://web.archive.org/web/20240217114514/https://www.tumblr.com/alpin-the-floof/742522609910054912/i-am-sure-the-feeling-is-mutual-if-my-daughter-or Lily does not live with Mikaila she was only visiting Rochester NY to clean out the apartment when it got too bad for Mikaila to ignore. You know? Like Mikaila ignores most things. A apartment Lily claimed, after receiving horrified reactions for people, that it "wasn't that bad" I ask you. Does that apartment's state look in any way normal to you? These photos aren't of a place that is "A little messy" This is a depressive hole steeped in years of personal neglect. People have noticed that there are empty autoinjectors on the floor, covered in trash.
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Mikaila swears she will never let her father make it that messy again. I don't believe her, this is depression and a deep one at that. Mikaila needs to be out of that place. Lily let her wife live in that trash pile for five years and counting.
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I liked the tacit implication here is that ANY of these people's reputations went through the shitter because of Lily. Star Giant and Convoy are a particular stretch as they BARELY had any affiliation with her
The only one she can have some credence that their "grudge" against her led to their downfall was maybe Poppy and Zena
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Who the fuck are these people? (Is that meant to be Joshscorcher? He's uh still postin with, about the same views as you've been gettin?)
And uh lily... uh idk how to tell you but uh you fucked up this meme... your supposed to uh show who is behind the next door
Why don't you wanna show that person :3 ??
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