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Spider-man variants by Tom Reilly
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Kid called me a bonerhead so I vaporized all seven billion billion billion of his atoms
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Video by The Panda Redd on TikTok
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Saying "ow" not because it hurts but because it seems to be the correct thing to say at the moment is such a weird human trait.
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just got fired from my job reading erotic fiction for audiobooks because i kept pronouncing “penetrates” like it was a greek philosopher
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Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me.
I know there is a lot of discourse (tm) around this right now but listen to me
sometimes you do just have to lie to children.
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#she is the universe #and the universe is chaotic af
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Buffy the Vampire Slayer 2.07 — "Lie to Me"
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It's super funny to me that you can track the maturation process of the core Gravity Falls fandom by how much of the shipping went from the kids to the old men (usually to a triangle)
#gravity falls#standford pines#grunkle stan#shipping evolution#i'll never get the hang of tumblr hashtags
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Every Tara look: S5E04 Out of My Mind
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The Big Nine Nine Reunion Day 4: Favorite Holt/Kevin Moments
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I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff
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I’m doing way worse than I’m admitting.
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Trump's election is a devastating outcome for marginalised people in the US but I said it before it matters to Palestinians not an iota if it's him or Harris signing the order to send the bombs
Bisan Owda asked Palestinians what they think of the U.S. election: “For us, it’s one criminal passing the torch to the next.”
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