#serving drinks

[husk-not-whiskers]

“Mornin’ Husk.”

“Morning’ plum. How’s life treatin ya?”

[hinamie]

post-graduation trip airport looks

[parisoonic]

last ones i swear

[bixels]

I watched Starship Troopers tonight.

[elliespuns]

I don't know how about you, but I'm having a date night with Joel fucking Miller

[fullcravings]

Simple Homemade Hot Cocoa for One (in Microwave!)

[auspicioustidings]

You are an escape specialist and understand the lengths the military will go to in order to protect their best assets more than anyone else. That's why you've been rotting in some off grid gulag for 3 years now, long enough that the torture is just to pass the time for the guards now because they know you're not saying shit.

Why are you here? Easy. Intelligence identified this was the most likely place their darling 141 unit would wind up if they were ever captured. You're here as a contingency if that happens. You are sure there are others in prisons and dungeons and mansions dotted over the globe whose sole purpose is as a "just incase" measure for a team that doesn't know you exist.

The day they drag in a man with a mohawk and a nasty looking hole in the head kicking and screaming? Oh you've never been so fucking excited in your life. Time to get the fuck out of here and spend the ridiculous amount of money that has been accumulating in offshore accounts for you since you agreed to this job.

If only the idiot would do as he is bloody well told.

[arrow-gt-ace]

"I may not be able to see your face or hear your voice, but I can tell from the way you move that you're happy, friend."

[keferon]

How you feeling post MoMU chapter 72?

My way of reading MOMU requires me to stop while I'm reading it to make an illustration every time I like a particular moment. Also, I usually reread each paragraph twice, with and without a translator, to both understand what is going on and enjoy the writing style at the same time. All this together means that I need at least five hours of free time to read a chapter.

☝️The whole fucking explanation was to say “I haven't read it yet but not because I don't want to, but because I'm waiting until I have enough time haha»

But the fact that you asked this…..makes me kinda nervous ngl….

[twopoppies]

https://www.tumblr.com/twopoppies/768856520888926208/hi-gina-ive-been-thinking-a-lot-about-our-boys?source=share

Agree with anon about showing only what they want us to see and I personally know Louis is a fat liar because in 2018 he ordered a salad with his burger and he's like always , oh I hate healthy food . Kfc all the way and whatever . And I'm like , bitch you ordered a fat salad ( because Harry wants you to or because your digestion is fucked I don't know ) AND he had tea afterwards and get this , it wasn't Yorkshire tea like he claims all the time . No Gina . It was a fancy ass elderflower infused something ( will ask my cousin ) . So yeah , Liar Louis and can't lie for shit Harry are definitely together.

My cousin worked as a waiter in a not that fancy but fancy enough restaurant in London for three years and Louis has visited that place like 4 or 5 times.

💀💀💀

[arthursfuckinghat]

Red dead online be damned, my guy can play the fiddle!!

[marzipanandminutiae]

as someone who has sabred open one (1) bottle of champagne in her life, I am taking the firm stance that dedicated Champagne Sabres spoil the fun

either use a sword (looks really cool, the whole point of the exercise in my opinion) or use like a butter knife (economical, very impressive because most people don't realize that you use the dull side of the blade anyway so they'll think "whoa, this person can slash open champagne WITH A DULL KNIFE???")

there's nothing cool about doing it with a knife that's clearly not a sword, but also not a kitchen knife that you just happen to have lying around for other purposes and casually use to show off your sabrage prowess

[pangloss-artee]

i had an idea

[sarnai4]

Ares (sipping a beverage): Dionysus made a new drink.

Athena: Oh really? What is it?

Ares: He calls it cocoa. It's not even alcoholic.

Athena (shocked): Is he feeling alright?

Ares: Yeah, he just wanted to do something special for winter. It's really good. You should try. (Drinks an entire mug full, then hands one to Athena)

Athena (accepts the drink): Just drink it like you did?

Ares: Yep.

Athena: Is there something else I should know?

Ares (shrugging): It's cocoa, Athena. Not a quiz.

Athena (learns that cocoa is hot to immortals)

Ares (triumphantly): I finally paid you back for that ice cream!

[satans-knitwear]

i had so much fun in this look!! only you guys got to see what was underneath 😉😘

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