#server memes

[circular-bircular]

Due to memes and popular demand

[mushroomcage]

every restaurant has at least one. if you know you know.

[crystal-mouse]

if TOS was a rom-com and also a western...

[chocymilfshake]

Okay same

But also denji as a server

[arc-sunsymbols]

assortment of sentence starters

brought to you by the nightmare furry bear clowns discord server. [part 1.] change pronouns as needed. 

“you kinda defend yourself by offending everyone else.”

“you are the last person here that i think anyone would attempt to murder.”

“it’s not gay if the penises don’t touch.”

“i’m gonna pass, i’m not really in the mood to be the victim of a hate crime tonight.”

“drowning kids in the bathtub is really funny.”

“congratulations, you’ve built a hill i’m willing to die on.”

“it was either a haunted house or black-out drinking for 48 hours.”

“was it homophobic or just correct?”

“i started crying at the thought of how the stars connect everything that ever was and ever will be.”

“what that mouth do except whine?”

“god is cruel, but she is creative.”

“we thought you were being haunted by that ghost we accidentally summoned.”

“piss your pants.”

“i have never had a plan go more array than trying to play webkinz and then getting blackmailed for 600 dollars.”

“get lobomatized challenge.”

“meth addicted children?”

“what in god’s good fucking name is fucking happening?”

“nothing related to god, i'm afraid, quite the opposite.”

“you’re young, you have so much more time to get worse.”

“the first step to a good redemption arc is feeling shame.”

“it’s one thing for that to happen, but then to have it on the news and forever be known as the guy who fucked a dolphin.”

“i want to stare at the open road and drown in it.”

“spaghetti? again?”

“this is why we don’t date the british.”

“it's that same feeling, but i know for a fact i did not commit murder.”

“are you proud that your children smell like piss?”

“get that dick, queen!”

“it’s so sad, but since i’m not them, it’s so funny.”

“did you eat him?”

“i hate that we had to ask you that.”

“i hate that i've lived my life in a way that you would have to ask if ate someone.”

[i-think-in-metaphors]

Y'all need to remind me to post Disney Channel!Danny

[arwyd]

not everyone is cut out for the server life

(It’s me. I’m not everyone)

[hawthornemarketing]

As nice of a person I try to be, sometimes it just be like that on the job.

[aspecdiscordshenanigans]

Recently the rest of the server and the Australians have gotten into a debate on whether 35 c is comfortable or too hot. This meme was inspired by a conversation Cassian and I (American) and Aspen (Austrailan) had.

[crystal-mouse]

the cress king reaches his final form (worm)

[theyreonlynoodlesmike]

[arc-sunsymbols]

assortment of sentence starters

brought to you by the nightmare furry bear clowns discord server. change pronouns as needed.

❛ something blasphemous is about to happen in this starbucks. ❜

❛ do poltergeists pee? ❜

❛ typical poltergeist, fucking peeing everywhere. ❜

❛ i just stepped in ghost piss, i wanna go home. ❜

❛ i do have a death wish, but not by your hands. ❜

❛ it’s an oompa loompa, so it’s weapon of choice is probably a gun. ❜

❛ spit on me, ghost daddy. ❜

❛ i just want ancient vampires to suck on my blood and murder me. ❜

❛ two bags of potato chips and gas station hot dog are probably worth more than you are. ❜

❛ would mothman lay eggs or give live birth? ❜

❛ ah yes, ummm, those are ghosts. ❜

❛ the party don’t start until i walk in to ruin it. ❜

❛ i’m sorry, did i just wake up to discover that you disappeared for 24 hours because you were high? ❜

❛ i want to go to a haunted park. ❜

❛ i want to make a haunted park. ❜

❛ i live in the swirly slide at the park. ❜

❛ let he who has not been dead cast the first stone. ❜

❛ i never want to be one of those victims that a true crime podcast would talk about. ❜

❛ i'm going to need everyone to stop hitting on demons. ❜

❛ start the day off fresh by expelling your old and useless blood. ❜

❛ haunted by the ghost of the cow from which the beef patty was made. ❜

❛ is there anything more depressing than 32 uneaten pieces of webkinz birthday cake? ❜

❛ you go to denny's because it's four in the morning and you're having an existential crisis and only the eerie timelessness of an empty denny's can help you stop dissociating. ❜

❛ he'll skin you alive with a dull knife, but he also bakes muffins, and plays chess, and catches spiders with a cup and sheet of paper. ❜

❛ tony the tiger took my social security number. ❜

❛ and a haunted house will always have a rattling in its lungs. ❜

❛ whatever the opposite of a celebrity crush is, that’s what zak bagans is to me. ❜

❛ it’s just a wittle killer clown. ❜

❛ i’m gonna stab you with my fun knife. ❜

❛ i’m not your jiminy cricket, i’m just your yes girl. ❜

❛ your teeth will never be clean of the blood i’ve seen you lick. ❜

❛ no, it's okay, we commit arson more than you think. ❜

[heartsconnectedrp]

Callout for . . . every roleplayer. Made by a server member.

[shittyshitposts]

[heavenly-dio]

Honk Honk

@quirkquartz

[hawthornemarketing]

If anyone has worked in the restaurant industry, you know the pain.