#got more memes brewing too hehehe

[consumebread]

It's bro's turn to cook *insert zero to hero here*

[astrxlfinale]

"so . . . you like other kinds of peaches? but not mine?" acheron was referring to the peach soda. obviously. "i should note this for the future. you should have to fall ill under my watch . . . so, what kind of peaches do you exactly prefer?" she was going to be thorough on this. ( i am so sorry i am so sorry i am so sorry - )

You ever have those moments where words could be woven into spells? Where the instant they leave a particular pair of lips, once it was turned from a conceptual thought and breathed into reality..

Said reality stops?

For the Trailblazer who lives a life earnest and true to his very thoughts. Acheron managed to become that very source. For once she requests, settled in a voice where he swears the only hint to glean is from the nature of the question itself, proceeds to make his heart fucking crash to the front of his rib cage as he nearly stumbles on his feet, almost toppling over before an abrupt and sudden stomp managed to forcefully right his balance.

His mind did not integrate that question at all to her type of personality. No, for a mind like Caelus's found itself entrenched within it's ways, often to a fault. The very question leading to an unknown part of their relationship that, for all intents and purposes, he didn't even know existed. For an instant his eyes went as wide as saucers, an unknown rush of emotion immediately prompting him to speak in kind. "That's not--!" Yet, his throat proceeded to close up as his face burns.

What exactly, what almost went and escaped his lips within that very moment? That during a flickering instance or three that his eyes proceeded to roam? That he successfully made remote realizations as the golden curve of a peach struggling in those dark shorts managed to meet his Gaze? That this also happened to be the reason during some of their excursions, such activity was the reason he nearly got his head blown off, crashed into multiple walls, and proceeded to get jumped by 'oddly strong memes' during a time she rescued him?

...Did she notice all that!? Caelus knows he wasn't the master of discreet, but for a bid, he pictured such unintentional glances at her ass could've been kept at that!

Acheron's figure was dangerous. No amount of Self-Annihilator-isms was going to snatch that from the face of reality.

He's pretty damn sure that Aeon knows it too.

Would it be some ridiculous measure of pride to consider that roaming eyes of all things could be important? Did Gallagher make any offhanded mentions on this!? (He'd have to choke that old bastard if so!) The tension knitted within his expression, one brewed of concern and determination steels itself as he brings his hand out as a mean to explain. "Look, when it comes to yours it's like li--" Caelus's voice is paused when the truth of her matter comes to light.

Acheron. Thank you for shutting him the fucketh up.

"....." However at this point it almost looked like 'sickness' ensnared him again with how unbelievably toast he got. So much so in fact, that he proceeded to have steam whistle from his collar as his mind boiled like a tea kettle.

She just meant in terms of fruit choices. The mere thought almost made him want to cackle with a tinge of madness. Embarrassment, relief, some itch of.. he's not sure what to kind call it yet. It leaves him speechless as for a sudden moment Caelus leans back, finding support from a nearby fall as he takes an abrupt exhale of sweet, dremy air.

"Heheh.. haaaa yeah! Y'know, think of a lot less bitter.. and more on.. sweet! Sweet peaches!" Do NOT, I repeat Trailblazer, N O T think about her's! The demons must quiet down! "Not gonna lie, that last round kind of sent me into a different plane. That's the sorta thing you gotta ease folks into."

Somehow, peaches would serve as a genuine, connective bond in their companionship.

@lcftschloss

[bang-tae-n]

You mocha me crazy

Walking into the café, you were determined. It was time to get down and dirty with those textbooks. It was the start of the second semester and you decided to not disappoint your parents like last semester so it was grind time. You asked the barista for the strongest thing on the menu, whatever could keep you up for the next however many hours you planned on being there. You sat on the high top table off to the side by the window and began to pull out all the utensils needed. After everything was neatly set out, you closed your eyes and inhaled deeply. The barista comes by to give you your drink when he sees you with your eyes closed. You exhale and slowly open your eyes. You see the barista next to you staring and you jump.

“Oh uh, h-hi.” A blush creeping up on your face. “I was just uh,”

“Preparing for war on those textbooks? Yeah, I get it. I got a five page paper due in two days and I haven’t started. Here’s your coffee.” He sets down the drink on the only empty spot left on the table and walks back behind the counter.

Woah...No, y/n this isn’t some tumblr fanfic, hehehe just because you’re at a café doesn’t mean you’re gonna fall in love with a barista or some guy that walks in the door. You look back at the barista preparing the next drink. Those freckles are cute tho-THIS IS NOT THE TIME. FOCUS. You try to clear your thoughts and start your work. After you open your notebook and grab a pen, you’re off. You don’t think you’ve ever worked so hard for school in your life. Maybe the café was the key. After working for almost three hours straight, (minus the few moments the barista came over to check on you) you looked at the time on your phone. 10:58pm. You give yourself a mental high five. The barista who you had conversed with earlier came over.

“Hey, we’re closing in a few minutes....get out.” You look at him in shock.

“I’m just kidding...well not about us closing...just, finish up.” He awkwardly backs away and you giggle to yourself. You pack up your things and head on out the door. As you walk down the street you feel proud of yourself for actually getting work done. You somehow didn’t get distracted by stupid memes online this time. Guess I should come back here more often.

~The following week~

Ooooooh man, why did I do this to myself? I was doing SO well. You rush to the café, your bag bouncing behind you. The little bell jingles as you walk in and the barista looks up.

“Welcome back! Got more work to do?” He smiles.

“OH yeah!” You practically throw yourself onto the chair as you dump out all of your belongings from your bag. The barista walks over to you, wiping his damp hands onto his apron.

“Can I get you anything?”

You turn to him mid-dump, “A venti double shot on ice would be SPLENDID.” You turn back and frantically look for a pen. The barista leaves to go start your drink. He returns as you start a video for class on your laptop.

“So what happened? You were so put together last week?” You pause the video.

“Yeah, that was the peak of my academic success. It’s downhill from here.” He laughs as he sets down your drink. “I was assigned a project last week and I put it off for a few days until I completely forgot about it. Luckily, my friend asked how my project was going, which led to me panicking and running over here.”

“Why’d you have to come here? I’m sure you have a table at home.”

“Well, I got so much done last time I came.” You start typing something into the computer as you continue, “Plus, the company is nice.” You didn’t even realize what you were saying until it was said. Your eyes widen, what do you even do at this point? You bite down on your bottom lip and slowly take out your earbuds and ever so slowly put them in your ears, hoping and praying he didn’t hear that last part.

“Well...” he starts. Yep, he heard. “I’ll leave you to your work.” Maybe he didn’t? You watch him as he walks away and then turn back to your computer. You finish the video for class and then good ol’ coffee boy walks over to you.

“Yes?” You ask mid-type.

“I’m bored.”

“Hi bored, I’m busy.” You back space on your keyboard as you started to type that. He sighs out loud.

“FINE, I’ll go back to cleaning tables then.” He lingers for a minute and then goes and takes a customers order. You continue your project for another hour when you decide you need a break. You walk over to him at the counter. You sigh loudly and he turns around.

“IM BOOORED.” He smiles at you. “How about a muffin?” You raise your eyebrows excitedly.

“Blueberry or chocolate chip?”

“Surprise me.”

“Alright then, close your eyes and give me your hands.”

You put your hands out in front of you and close your eyes thinking about which one you think he’ll give you. He places something in your hand but it’s way too light to be a muffin. You open your eyes and see that it’s a napkin. You look up at him quite upset that there was no muffin placed into your head as promised.

“Sorry, we’re out.” He gives you a sheepish smile. You frown and walk back to your table with the napkin in hand. You put the napkin face down, not realizing there was anything written on it until freckles comes back with an apology cookie. The napkin falls off of the table and you go to pick it up and notice the little note but don’t read it until he leaves. As you examine, you realize he was trying to ask you out through a pun:

I can’t expresso how much you mocha me crazy with how brew-tiful you are, even if you’re just coming in to do school work. I would love to get to know you more 🖤

xxx-xxx-xxxx

Felix

You look over at him at the counter and he winks at you, making you blush. There’s no way you’re going finish your project tonight.

[shadowlink720]

FE: Revelation Randomised Paralogues 15 and 16

(aka ‘i will get Gazak, just watch me’)

it’s Time for the Nohrian royals kiddos :V

let’s hecking goooo

i can hardly remember Siegbert’s paralogue but i remember it being pretty... methodical? is that the right word? idk

anyway enough stalling

Sh S h i r o wow what are the odds? :’’’’’’’’D

deeprealms, man

i’m sure that ‘yo’ is the best way to greet her, yeah--

naaahh just don’t tell him about that time you were so quick to spit on your sister’s dying wish and it’s all good

he’s certainly been busy ... you really need a hobby, Shiro-

welp, he got cut off

hekc

boyo listen we’ll help ya it’s cool

oh nvm there he goes

ah yeah the victory condition was really specific about using all of the dragon veins fffffFun

oh wait, let’s look at Shiro :V

heee’s an Apothecary, oook his personal is Miraculous Save, which is... very specific lol he also has Beastbane, which is redundant since he’s not a beast class he’s got Swap and Salvage Blow, neat heee also has Witch’s Brew, which means he gets medicine at the end of his action for the first 7 turns, nnnnice :V ... also look at those bases, woah- (Growth rates: HP - 15, Str - 50, Mag - 35, Skill - 5, Spd - 45, Lck - 40, Def - 45, Res - 45) (Heart Seal: Knight and Fighter)

ooook! let’s go

that sentence feels... grammatically incorrect i mean it’s probably fine but it’s worded pretty clumsily lol

by committing arson as if paralogue 6 wasn’t enough, ya know?

welp, let’s start by using this one :V

... have i mentioned that Camilla is really good-

... that samurai better get the heck off that fort >:V

oh, i missed a crit from Kaze o<o;;;

hey buddy

ya mind if i just

k cool

he had 4 HP left man, ya didn’t need to;;;

aaannnnnd another one down

hhhhhhhey

oh hey there’s only 4 left of the dragon veins :V

actually, make that 3

HAH

have i mentioned i love Beastbane?

sooo that makes 2 left, i think?

actually, nah just 1 tho i need to remember that Strategist has Freeze;;

HEHEH get wrecked

it’s time you stopped being such a nuisance >:Y

wow;;;

ah, the boss of this chapter’s music is also non-existent, lol

you should Go

laaaast one then we go crazy on these last two knights, hahah

aaaaaand it’s dooooone 10 turns, huh

of hecking course not did you hear what he said, even?

sounds like someone has a lowkey inferiority complex o<o yyyyikes

wh why is that commendable, Setsuna what about that is commendable

Setsuna you’re really weird

ooof course

neat

ooook, that’s paralogue 15!

soooo onto paralogue 16, i guess! :’D

sHIGURE I ok wow

i mean i guess it makes sense given that beruka has blue hair and shigure can only have blue hair so?

jakob pls

Fun

i’m sure there was, yeah

before what tho before they realise he’s a dude?

yyyep theeere he is

ngl tho pretty sure that Forrest is my favourite 2nd gen unit idk he’s just so great

she sure hecking is

HEH that laughter from Jakob was pretty funny like, he’s just about to go ‘... what’

nnnope, don’t think so-

he sure is, buddy

you bet your ass it is-

;;;

pls

no come back oAo

there he goooes

he done got captured poor boyo;;

talk some sense into her, Jakob >:V

aaand there he goooes

oooook i thiiink i think i’m good to go i mean i have an entrap and a rescue, so i should be able to get the... berserker, i think it was? that goes after forrest and also i’ll be able to rescue shigure out of that room or at least i should be able to eventually also i want to capture Gazak because why not?

aaand that’s how we rescue him, yes

welp, we’re gonna be turtling the first few turns, people-

wait heck

i can’t rescue him hhhgdihgahdguhd

more turtling i GUESS-

hhhhh let’s hecking go

oh, it was just a fighter, not a berserker good;;

right, i can entrap the fighter going for Shigure

aaaaand now you’re Dead

oh boy, see ya indeed;;

oOOOH shit good thing Setsuna was paired up, she would have gotten a Mjolnir crit;;;;

iii do not like you >:V

good crit him before he crits anyone else >:Y

also, we can get this chest now :o 5000G, neat

sNORTS yeah good luck with that, mate

get waaaasted

heheheheh hEHEHEHEHEHEH

and now for you too

oh man these cavaliers are gonna get wrecked

let’s start some pokes, i guess :V

k buddy

wait, heck i messed it up akisfhahkujidhfuhdlf

don’t let me down, Hinata

yeeeeaaaaaaah boi

yeah sure you did >.>

s a v a g e

aaand there comes the random village person being like ‘oooh thanks for saving us’ and all that

look at this gremlin even-

don’t we all, Beruka?

pls shigure give that nerd a chance-

jhasiuihYGAFUAGH of course you’d have the ‘try not to hate me!’ voice line for that--

we cool :V

if you can stop being a goddamn meme for a few moments first, that is-

aaanyway, that’s paralogue 16!

let’s look at Shigure then! :D

heee’s a Sky Knight, so no changes there, hahah;;; his personal is Haiku, which is really specific he also has Rally Magic, Rally Luck, Locktouch and Dual Guardsman Dual Guardsman meaning when he’s paired up and in cover, he grants additional Dual Guard points, so ppl can bigshield with him more often, niice :V (Growth rates: HP - 10, Str - 30, Mag - 55, Skill - 55, Spd - 65, Lck - 35, Def - 25, Res - 20) (Heart Seal: Spear Fighter and Fighter)

aaaaand that’s that! Next is Ignatius and Velouria’s paralogues :o