#seriously wth

[ea-trilogy]

Give Strohl's VA an award please

He did such a good job for voicing Strohl 😭

[insertkewlusernamee]

Millie : Is pregnant with Moxxie's child and is not happy about it because she actually fuckin' loves her life and her job rn and knows that a child is going to change that but she also feels bad about aborting the child and she isnt sure if she is ready to be a good mother which is why she didnt know what to do and is afraid to tell Mox.

Some ppl in the fandom : "OMG SHE CHEATED 🫵"

[alphamale77]

Was just playing Stardew Valley working in the mines to get the ancient seed artifact and I randomly came across two slime finding each other and then fucking, then a baby slime proceeded to pop out into the abyss that surrounds the mine levels☹️☹️💔💔

[emo-protagonist]

Fun fact! In 2004, Neil Gaiman published ‘The Problem of Susan’ which featured explicit bestiality porn.

hey fun fact! i already don’t like neil gaimen and did not need to know this! this made me extremely uncomfortable too so keep it to yourself next time!

[wewere-here]

gonna probably stop opening tumblr completely until, like, the 15th or something, because tbh I cannot risk seeing any more spoilers before I get the chance to actually experience everything on my own

👋

[goodbye-thefirst]

the demigods on this app are hilarious but i literally can’t find you anywhere

like you guys are so funny I’ve been risking being killed by some monster from the signal this phone is giving

seriously where are u guys. I’ve searched camp half-blood AND camp jupiter but i cant find anyone from here.

do you guys have some other camp somewhere? Like camp Tumblr? Anyone who tells me where Camp Tumblr is is invited to Camp half-blood. Chiron says he wants to meet some of you guys. He says he’s concerned for your sanity.

Plz invite me to camp Tumblr

[pyrrhicraven]

One of the joys of insomnia for me isn't just it being difficult to sleep its waking up randomly in the middle of the night and then just being wide awake 😑

[sml-wiki]

To the person on the pizzahead askblog who reblogged my stuff and made a post into being about vore. Don't do that! I don't know you! The blog isn't fetish related! Fuck off!

[brsb4hls]

Kinda ranty iwtv review ahead.

When I finally got the chance to watch iwtv I found it meh. Which was weird to me, I was so excited about it.

Been trying to find out why for over a week.

I think I figured out now what I didn't like.

1. A small thing, the music. It didn' fit the scenes and simply sucked.

2. The atmosphere. The show kept the gore but ditched the gothic part of that horror genre imo.

This might partially be due to the fact that the act of blood drinking is pretty much de-mystified in the show. First, it's not a stand in for sex anymore, since there's actual sex. Not a bad thing per se of course, but different vibes.

Secondly, the "experiencing the whole life of a human via their memories when drinking their blood" part obvi couldn't really be put into the show.

3. Daniel. What the hell. Ok, there's the aged up thing, I could live with that. But due to his newly constructed history with Louis, Daniel is missing the wonder, scepticism and in the end downright horror when confronted with an actual vampire.

He's just sassy, bitchy and judgemental all the time, which kinda shapes how Louis in those scenes is presented to the audience.

There's not even respect, like, basic respect for another being who's guest you are. Feels totally off.

(Also I personally love book-Daniel and Armands relationship, so kinda miffed I wont get that).

4. The biggest point: Lestat's and Louis' relationship. There are multiple factors here.

First, the beginning. In the books Lestat was drawn to a deeply depressed Louis with a death wish.

Show Louis attracted Lestat by being assertive and very clear of his boundaries (if you take the most positive spin on his confrontation with his brother).

That sets off an entirely different dynamic. Also, show Louis pretty much has his shit together given the circumstances. He has to run his buisiness while being surrounded by bigotted racists and he's managing kinda well. (Until he rightfully explodes).

He also seems to turn to drinking animal blood not out of guilt or shame, but reason.

It's more like blood is blood and less clean up that way.

Louis doesn't huddle in the sewers, bawling and hating himself while munching on pest rats.

Which interestingly makes show Louis much more likable, because, ngl, book Louis took my last nerve. I was relieved to get Lestat's perspective in the second book, which was much more entertaining.

So, show Louis is likable and relatable, which changes the dynamic. In addition to to that Claudia becomes his sworn ally, so those two built a front against Lestat.

(Rightfully so, Lestat treats them like shit.)

But it divides Louis and Lestat further.

Plus by making Louis more self confident and assertive, it actually feels worse that they added that horrible scene where Lestat beat him up and dropped him (totally unnecessary btw, he was hovering above the ground in the first or second ep already, it was clear he could do that).

It felt like building the character up to tear him down more if that makes sense.

There are things I did like though:

*Like I said, I actually like Anderson's Louis more than book Louis, just not in that combination.

*Sam Reid does an amazing job as Lestat, everyone already knows that of course, and there's just no arguing here.

*Both actors have crazy good chemistry (which yeah, would be even better if not for the changed dynamics, I mean, they're pretty much end game in the books, they should work well together).

*Armand is perfect. He is ridiculously gorgeous while also appearing very calm and collected with a side of creepy. Which is exactly how Armand should be given the way he is described in the books (he's not 17 in the show, but I still think he's a great choice).

All in all it's not a bad adaption, it has some great scenes and I will keep watching, I'm just not blown away by it.

I would love for people to add to this, since it's probs a more unpoplular opinion, so discussion is always interesting.

Also, full disclosure, I ditched my Anne Rice books years ago, so I might remember stuff wrongly, please point that out to me.

[alphamale77]

Just accidently got whole heartedly entranced into a over 2 hour long gacha video about Solarballs and I watched the ENTIRE thing help😭😭

[tocamochi]

CW for mention of pills (But nothing too bad. There’s no mention of addiction or anything like that. It’s just a personal grievance with “chewable” pills and vitamins)

The biggest lie in the history of big lies is the “chewable” vitamin (or “chewable” pill). Those things are not chewable! They are chalk.

When I think of “chewy” vitamins, I think of gummy vitamins. Those are easy to chew.

And the fact is that you are supposed to chew these “chewable” vitamins. You can’t just pop them in and down some water like with normal pills. You have to chew these pills and vitamins that are basically just medicinal sidewalk chalk!

(Flintstones, I’m talking about y’all’s vitamins)

[cloudyy-121]

(Random sketch and unfinished (?) watercoloring)

Guys I'm so over with my Warrior Cats phase I have no idea why i drew all of the sudden Sol☠️

[namelessbreadgod]

MY 5YO BROTHER JUST JUMPED OFF THE TOP OF HIS BUNKBED AND STARTED CRAWLING ON FOURS WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH MY FAMILY BRO PLEASE SEND HELP WHAT THE FUCK

[grushenko]

[alphamale77]

Sometimes I forget people actually play fortnite like I was watching Supernatural and they've mentioned Fortnite twice and it gave me fucking whiplash, cause like fym Dean and Sam have Fortnite in their universe????

[paint-water-again]

british what the hell

girlie what the hell is "gooseflesh" yall stealing geese skin or sum shit?