#seriously what is this nonsense?
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IT'S FINISHED! I'VE FINISHED IT!
for the past few months i've been putting together a guide for writers looking to make OCs who suffer from DID, since i have a personal investment in good representation and an absurd amount of autism. and today it is FINISHED!!
it's gone up on my neocities, but i really wanted to post about it too.
here's the link
please check it out / bookmark it / share it if you're interested! if just one person finds this useful and makes art from it all my hours of hyperfixation will be worth. ok. love you
#im having blood sugar shakes rn#kostik speaks#what the fuck do i tag this as#DID writing resources#dissociative identity disorder#fuck if i know#ahh the blood sugar shakes#i use some lingo casually in it but i think its pretty self explanatory#pLease tell me if any of it is nonsense. ive seriously worked so hard on this but obvs i dont really know how this reads to the layperson#i am so willing to make this easier to understand if needed. just say the word#DID tag
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I have to duel so many people.
But it's okay. Because it's for my Kings.
WE DUEL AT DAWN, CISHET!
(i am a cishet demisexual, but still, we duel at dawn.)
straight women will look me in the eyes and tell me david tennant is ugly and i just don't know what to do with myself
#david tennant#hello gorgeous#seriously what is this nonsense?#he's so beautiful#michael sheen#is also super hawt
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Gay people can't flirt properly. It's always something like:
'Punch me in the face.'
'Punch you?'
'Yes, punch me, in the face, didn't you hear me?'
#i am sherlocked#sherlock holmes#bbc sherlock#sherlock bbc#sherlock#johnlock#sherlock x john#They're gay: I'm Sherlock's scarf and I confirm it#punch me in the face#seriously though#like the lgbtq community needs help with theie flirting#we either a) end up talking about some nonsense#b) gush about girl in red/conan gray/cavetown etc.#or c) gay panic aka uhh I mean I uh you um#bi john#gay ace sherlock#they're gay your honor#you know what?#I would avoid his nose and teeth too
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okay but the fact that in episode TWO rick was wearing leather and nipple clamps, getting walked on a leash by a gnome with a boner, and some people argued that he's straight for the next 10 years is hilarious. besties i do not think that was a necessary diversion in incepting mrs. pancakes actually
#morty the trick to incepting is making people think they came up with the idea#so i have to go fuck these gnomes#im not queer im just doing it to save our lives it's the only way#lmao like im not judging because i didn't know he wasn't straight either until the internet told me#but looking back that was me being dumb like just pay attention to what youre watching and it's super obvious that is not a heterosexual ma#lawnmower dog#rick and morty season 1#rick and morty#rick sanchez#rmm#r&m#rick & morty#pan rick sanchez#pansexual rick sanchez#old man brainrot#i seriously still see occasional comments of people complaining that the show got too gay like c'mon guys it has always been gay#my nonsense
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Cloud Retainer/Xianyun meets this small little engineer tinkerer named Freminet and immediately tries to take him back to Mt. Aocang to raise him. She’s very confused when he runs away
Xianyun: small child… you are familiar with engineering?
Freminet, wide eyed staring at the bird lady: uhm… yes? I-I like to tinker but I’m not the best…
Xianyun, neither of whoms children liked gadget making, and who secretly wants and child she can teach things: Wonderful, we leave immediately!
Freminet: …W-what?
Xianyun then snatches Freminet up in her talons and flies like how a large bird carries off a small animal to eat
#genshin impact#moonlite rabbles#xianyun#freminet#cloud retainer#i’m hilarious#but seriously they’d be so cute to see in game#‘CHILD!’ ‘w-what…?’ ‘one has made you a gift take it with grace small one!’ ‘…you really didn’t have too…’ ‘NONSENSE’
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I deserve financial compensation every time I have to read a post that posits that Jason is actually the good big brother that's there for his siblings and Dick is the big mean golden child that can do whatever he wants and turns his siblings away when they need help. I'd have like a gajillion dollars now.
This bothers me so much specifically because it's the exact opposite of canon, in Dick's case anyway. Ain't nobody going to Jason for help in the first place. I really can't get past the backwards logic of it all. No, the utter lack of logic. Like it's the Exact Opposite.... The Exact Opposite!!! How did you come to this conclusion???
Well, I mean, I know- you don't read the comics AND you take everything at face value. I get it, when I first entered the fandom- the way people talk about Dick and Jason and Tim and Damian? They'd have you believe that Jason and Tim were delivered to Earth by angels with a chorus singing in the heavens and a light following them everywhere their delicate, innocent feet went. Everything they do is either Justified or Morally Correct. Nothing is Ever Their Fault. They deserve your sympathy and awe, and nothing short of worship is an attack on their character. They'd have you believe that Dick is a Monster, that Everything is his fault, that he's an inherently bad and selfish person because He Tried but He Didn't Devote Himself Entirely to Jason and Tim and Thats Bad and He Deserves To Be Punished For It and that Damian is a Demon, that he's always going to make the choice that serves himself and hurts others, that even though he's a 10 year old boy with a complicated, abusive upbringing, Everything is His Fault Entirely and He Doesn't Deserve Understanding or Mercy.
That's what you see and hear when you enter this fandom. And unless you actually read the comics or do the research by looking through blogs with meta commentary on the comics (with panels provided) or interact with fan media that is based on the comics And Not The Fanon- this is the false opinion that remains.
It drives me crazy that people refuse to engage with the actual canon of something they claim to be a fan of. What are you a fan of if you have no idea what you're talking about? It drives me crazy, because theres so much of this fanon content, you have to literally dig and dig and dig and dig and dig and dig to find the truth. And the truth is so Unbelievably, Undeniably
Not That.
In fact, in most cases whatever you read- the opposite is what actually happened. Or what you read is Entirely Made Up to make one character, (Dick and Damian), look bad in order to prop up the other character, (Jason and Tim). Then people get angry when you point that out, for ruining 'the fun' or their false perception of their fave character. Well I'm angry for having to do it in the first place.
#dick grayson#damian wayne#jason todd#tim drake#anti jason todd#anti tim drake#anti fanon#fanon vs canon#i SERIOUSLY#dont understand this fandom#like ive never been in a big fandom so maybe this utter switcharoo nonsense and making things up bullshit is normal#but to me#i feel like im the only sane person in the room#pointing desperately at the comics like 'what are you TALKING ABOUT????'#my posts
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in lieu of having posted any writing/headcanons/asks in the past few days because i have been *so* busy and unable to do anything fandom-related which is terrible and evil, i have a poll out of morbid curiosity and self-indulgence. i've been meaning to ramble here about how i feel about DC's lack fo Deaf representation and which Batfam members i would personally make Deaf, but i am mildly curious about the larger opinion and now i will subject you all to the question, i would love to hear thoughts/opinions/headcanons on any specific choices. (would love d/Deaf/HoH opinions esp but i'm mostly expecting this to reach the hearing crowd, so opinions from hearing ppl are ones i'm very curious about. if you've never given it thought before you are going to now or else /lh)
#necrotic nuisance#<- new tag for nonserious shit like this#batfamily#batclan#deafculture#i think not including bruce in this poll bc i ran out of options is *so* fucking funny so i'm keeping it#bc realistically i could bump off more tertiary characters like harper or jpv to include him#but i won't.#hearing people are seriously invited to reblog and share opinions or headcanons i'm so genuine#just like. behave about it.#i have personal headcanons but i will save sharing them until the poll is finished#as not to skew results#i also have a hunch on who will lead. based on popular headcanons i see#but i will also not share that as to not skew it#i'm using the Deaf identity as an umbrella term that can include Hard of Hearing as well btw#so if your headcanon is more HoH leaning it is counted#i do believe this is something most fans haven't rlly thought about#but i *really* want to write fics with Deaf rep and i have been waffling on who to make Deaf#so. this poll is also a field test of who you would like to see me (a Deaf bitch) write as Deaf.#and i totally pinky promise not to project super duper hard on them. (i'm so lying)#i will get back to writing and the ask games i promse!#tomorrow i have the day off after 4 bc someone else is watching the baby so ic can just chill#also *please please* if you have disabled headcanons for any batfam (or DC in general) character#send them to me. i want to see them. i would love to talk about them with you.#as an anon ask as a message as a reblog idc#gimme.#this isn't my usual content but shhh lemme be self indulgent.#both bc i'm curious and bc i wanna write Deaf shit so. we take a break from my usual nonsense for this.#i'll post writing tomorrow to make up for it#also i have to remind myself this is my blog i can do what i want with and not just be a content machine. yk
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imagine if regina realised she wanted kids like 18 years earlier and accidentally adopted emma swan. how fucking funny would that have been. she goes to ALL this effort to ruin snow's life and then ends up raising her daughter
#it would have worked. she wanted gretel all for herself. she could have defo realised sooner#ouat#once upon a time#emma swan#regina mills#emma: hey mum how come you look exactly the same in this photo from when you first adopted me to how you do now#regina: skincare routine#emma: no seriously you don't look much older than me#regina: don't think too hard about it it's fine#ofc hearing emma's name on the first night makes rumpelstiltskin wake up instantly#he'd end up staring at them through the bushes like how tf did this happen. what a turn of events#but also the curse ending because regina finds it within herself and learns to love and they break the curse naturally no conflict needed >#but also the absolute DRAMA this would cause in season 2 because like to the charmings!! the evil queen still won!!#anyway. it's late at night and i'm just in a silly goofy mood#no more nonsensical ramblings from me for today
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Here are the screenshot evidence from my friend SIDENOTE EVERYONE!!!: These messages are THREE YEARS OLD and I was mad at her for saying this to me. Stirring up old drama from three years ago is childish.. Also please do not harass this person… I hate drama and so I just want to address my side. EDIT: Simone is basically putting words in my mouth. I never was against Leah, I’ve said this a million times.
#percy jackson#annabeth chase#percy jackson and the olympians#heroes of olympus#pjo hoo#pjo hoo toa#I’m tired of being silent when people like her do this to others#I hate drama#but this needs to be addressed#I am done with this stupid childish nonsense Simone. you seriously need to move on comprendo#I don’t know what I said three years was right of me or wrong. I feel it was wrong of me but now thinking about it#I don’t know#siminiedoodles
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i am warning people: i will NOT shut up about zack fair. the second rebirth gets released and we get screenshots or videos, it's over for yall's dash
#final fantasy vii#ff7 rebirth#zack fair#sweetchcolate's nonsense of the day#seriously if you were there when remake dropped the official 'z.ack lives' au and when intergrade gave us that minute long z.ack cutscene#you know what's coming
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Do you think Edelgard perceives herself as a victim? I’ve been thinking and I can’t decide myself, on one hand she clearly hates the idea of people being victims or helpless, and constantly reframes the victims of the war as “necessary sacrifices” instead of, y’know, tragic causalities of a war she started. She plays up her sad backstory to try to get Byleth to join with her in WC, but then she does all these things to concentrate as much power as possible on herself. On the other (other) hand, she pushes the culpability of the war on everyone except herself, and has trouble taking accountability. She’s obsessed with controlling everything but she doesn’t want to be blamed for the problems she’s created. What do you think?
Oh!
(sorry for replying one literal month later lol)
I find Supreme Leader hard to write because of this, but in a way, I believe that yes, she does.
However, for all the flak Faerghus gets for "ToXiC mAsCuLiNiTy" and "Chivalry BaD", there's something very toxic with the way some Adrestian victims (often women... blame the writers I guess?) deal with their abuse.
I'm not going to spend a lot of time on Doro because I already typed a lot about her, but while she still sees herself as a victim from what she endured and suffered in her childhood, she adopted the toxic mindset of "this suffering is a thing of the past and I grew from that/beyond that to become the person I am now" - which we can also see in Manu who suffered from, roughly, the same traumas.
Petra also follows this pattern, being a hostage and treated like shit, but she grow "beyond" her status of a victim to become the strong person she projects and believes she is - it's only out of House that she realises more accutely her status within the Empire, the reality of her situation and, in Houses, refuses vassalage to Adrestia to make her country independent without having to "ask the Emperor".
It's the same pattern : "I was a victim" but "I became strong" so "I am not a victim anymore, this is something of the past".
Applied to Supreme Leader...
Well, trying to ignore the Agarthans and her dad's own infuence on her character (which is kind of hard, since the games try their hardest to make Agarthans responsible for everything BaD and we're not clear on how much they had an influence on her), I think Supreme Leader believes she was a "victim" of abuse.
But - through further abuse and surviving said abuse - she became strong* enough to "not be a victim anymore".
Which is why her line of "if the weak remain weak it's their fault" feels like it echoes part of her mindset : she was a victim but became strong enough, maybe by hardening her own feelings to become "strong", so she is not the same helpless "victim" she once was.
If she managed to do that, then everyone can do the same.
As for the "necessary sacrifices", since early 2019 someone theorised that "the people" she pretends the fight for as seen as some general "concept", much like the "greater good". So if some people are sacrificed, it's for her ideals - the goal and aim of her newfound strength - , and it piles on her drive, she must realise them otherwise those people would have died (and she would have suffered) for nothing.
However, despite acknowledging her past self as a victim, and because she's now "strong", she's not above using her past trauma (but actually, still present! Remember the rat scene?) to reach her goals, because, at her core, Supreme Leader is soemone who is very determined. Maybe it's her only drive to grow beyond the trauma, or her own illusions, or a mix of everything, but AM made it clear, Supreme Leader is not above, well, using herself if it means seeing her goals come to fruition : unlike Lobotogard from AG, AM!Supreme Leader willingly transforms in Hegemongard.
This is the cost she's willing to pay, so while the memes about Lord Farqaad were on spot, I still think that Supreme Leader is ultimately willing to sacrifice** herself for her goal (but only when there's no other way to ensure her future will come to fruition, and in a way, I guess she thought she would survive the Hegemon transformation, jury's out on what she meant to do in AM's finale, but imo, she still tried, even beaten and battered as she was, to claim Dimi's head).
Ultimately I think everything's a bit muddled by the fact that, as @fantasyinvader pointed out, Supreme Leader is a liar and knows the importance of maintening good PR.
She lies and manipulates the truth to reach her goals (which again, is a red flag when CF claims to want to restore the "distorted history" of Fodlan!) and for all the flak I give them, the devs managed to scrap enough material to give us a peek in Adrestia's mindset (or at least its top nobles), they're not people who self reflect, they are salty because they aren't ruling the world anymore, and they feel like they are better than the rest of Fodlan.
Put everything in the mixer, and you indeed have Supreme Leader (but also her court, especially Ferdie in SB who dares to say, as he is invading and trouncing people who don't really like and accept the idea of being invaded, that the fear those people feel are only in their mind, or something like that? Like, dude, you're rolling over their people and country, of course they'll fear and hate you!) giving her weird rhetoric lines (why are people opposing me if they are going to die?), victim blaming (something Treehouse swallowed like honey, if their lolcalisation is anything to go by, remember, it's Rhea's fault for not offering her head on a platter that is the reason why the War continues in CF!) and so on.
IDK if the devs wanted to bank that much on the Dany parallel with her "if I look back i am lost", but again, I don't know if her drive to make a "better Fodlan" is motivated by her trauma, Adrestian revanchism, Ionius telling her dumb things or Agarthans agarthaning, but her goal and vision are everything to Supreme Leader.
So she will do anythign to see them realised, even if it means sacrificing her people, starting a war, tweaking "the truth" or using her own trauma to motivate and recruit powerful people who might assist her with her goals.
To reply to your question, IMO she sees herself as someone who had once been a victim, but won't let that stop her from reaching her goals, even if it means creating thousands of "hers" in the process, because, in her mind, reaching her goal is more important than anything else.
*I know, she refutes Dimitri's claim that she is "strong" or laughs at it, but imo, it was more in the sense of "I was weak and became strong" so everyone can "become" strong.
**I don't think she wanted to throw away her life, but more something in the lines of "putting my life on the line" or sacrificing her precious (and to see how precious it is, just play CF lol) humanity.
#mgphotogirl#replies#the way the games are written no one truly holds her accountable for the war and the WC events#the parley scene tries but then it forgets everything to talk about visions and whatnot#without even going in the 'your allies framed Dedue's people for something they never did and you are using demonic beast for fuck's sake'#territory like seriously it's so mild#Being in an UO mindset now I'm still baffled at how Alain at least delivers some venom and hatred to the guy who#trampled over the continent and doesn't deserve to him to be called its king#even if he puts his hatred aside to purify and offer him salvation#but in Fodlan? there's no hatred or feelings about the war or the WC events#I mean you could believe they're arguing about what dish should be cooked for a birthday#or they're in a heated philosophy class#This verse's pathological need to make sure she's never held accountable for her actions#bled in FEH and in even in FE17 :(#Imo Supreme Leader could have been a fascinating character#if only they dialed back on the uwu and teasets prospects#and i say that not only because we would still have fans going all 'arvis did nothing wrong as he cooked his younger brother on a low flame#for Supreme Leader but because the 'driven by their convictions to the point of abandoning why they wanted to do X in the first place'#for a female character in the FE franchise would really have been progressive in the 'yes women too can be red emperors'#fodlan nonsense#tbh going from Hegemongard in AM to AG's Lobotogard really hurts#but as a certain youtuber said#Lobotogard was designed with a certain bait in mind#and I'm pretty sure it was the only way to get some unconclusive 'everyone survives ending' without slaughtering Dimi or Supreme Leader#characters at least
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> "Sinister Six"
> Not 6 people
> Nonsensical load out (Madame Web?? Morbius??)
> Might not even have Spider-Man
> SS are not the villains
> Knull is here
What?
#ssmu#morbius#kraven the hunter#vulture#madame web#venom#this is absurd#this is nonsense#what the fuck#like seriously#knull???????#do these people read the fucking comics they adapt because this is actual bullshit#no adaptation has to ve perfect but it at least has to make sense#this is marvels fault#now everyone has to do a big stupid fucking movieverse#and it all ends up shit#mcu
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happy day late birthday to my dipshit son dibby he was borned like 3 years ago and now he is old
#''what would make my deeboy happy...''#''oh i know!''#seriously what is his fucking purroblem#no maintags. this is my specil little guy born of roleplay magic#dibby#pradr#askblog nonsense#my art#blood#tw blood
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“that’s his boss” my brother in christ YOU wrote the dynamic
#wwdits#by god this can’t be happening#i mean seriously in 2023#(if you saw this post before no you didn’t)#what we do in the shadows#that’s his boss#nicky’s nonsense
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I forgot this 1977 Italian release of The Last Unicorn existed:
Why is Amalthea posing like a hiker trying to walk past a grazing cow? Why the bikini? Why does the Red Bull looks like Ferdinand's ginger twin?
#the last unicorn#amalthea#the red bull#tlu#peter beagle#what the fuck am I looking at#the description sounds so nonsense too#“an immortal being on a grueling quest against the forces of evil”#seriously wtf
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#me the second I get a single post in my drafts#brain:#BUT WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE CANT POST IT NOW?!?#I swear y’all who build up queues what’s the secret?#is it just patience??#please send some#also it is not even a story post so I seriously need to hold my horses#but I cannot#halp 😭🤣#also hi hello bet you wish I wasn’t back now that imma spam your dash with my nonsense again#love ya 😙#gif warning
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