#seriously this house is a nightmare
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My mobile home was built in 1984. I have lived here for 3 years and have seen shit I never expected. My bedroom ceiling fan is wired to a light switch so I can't turn it off unless I pull the chain. A pipe sprung a leak behind my guest bedroom wall and when we cut open the wall to repair it, we found that this pipe was apparently broken during install because THERE WAS A PIECE OF ANCIENT DUCT TAPE WRAPPED AROUND THE HOLE ALREADY. FROM 1984. Light switches turn on things they shouldn't like outlets on the outside of the house on the opposite end, and sometimes they don't do anything at all. The outlet on the front of my house doesn't work, and no matter how many times my dad has tried to figure it out, as adept in electrical shit as he is, he cannot get it to work. There's a light switch in my living room that powers my ENTIRE Florida room. Accidentally turning that off kills everything in that room.
Mark the electrician has been here for five minutes and he’s already said “well that’s…weird” twice from the other room and frankly I’m afraid to ask.
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*sighs* precious baby version of night and his mentally drained brother/dad got me dropping everything for a quick doodle<333
au by @dreemurr-skelememer
#my art#utmv#resetmare#dream sans#nightmare sans#nightmare#dream#ughhh idk i don't like how any of these came out >:'D#i mean they're a lil rushed i guess- but eh it's good enough to post hhh#i wanted to add so many more scenes but goshh i need to keep up with my studies at this point before i fall behind HGFVG#sketching the first lil drawing made me think of myself as a kid nagging my parents with so many weirdly specific questions xD#that or night is probably talking dream's nonexistent ears off about a story he read or his crazy day playing with the animals outside-#man what an adorable and sweet kiddo! nothing is wrong with him or his imaginary monster friend :) <333#(but seriously tho..dream is so sleep deprived he'd just chalk up seeing tentacles move around the house as hallucinations hh :'Dc)#augh i just love this concept (dadmare/dadream in general) so muchh like YESSS gimme more of the anxious angsty brother stories<3333
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House m.d. is better autistic representation than The Good Doctor could ever hope to be
#like sorry we already have an autistic doctor show…#not that it takes much to be better than the good doctor#but seriously house is autistic!!#and he’s not infantilized for it#other characters admire his intelligence but also call him out on his bullshit#he’s autistic and he’s a genius and he’s a NIGHTMARE of a person and i love him so bad#he is the ‘evil autism’ that one tiktok lady was talking about#just. more representation with flawed minority characters! they don’t have to be perfect to be loveable!!#and in fact they shouldn’t be perfect because that gives people an unrealistic expectation for members of that group#i’m rambling i’ve lost the plot. love this show a lot. anyway. mean autistic rights!#house md#gregory house#kat is typing
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book!aemond would hate show!aemond.
#anti hotd#hotd critical#book!aemond would take show!vhagar and then he'd just have two vhagars#he would stab that bitch. he would stab that bitch so many times.#pro team green#hotd spoilers#house of the dragon spoilers#at least he killed r*haenys#i guess#book!aemond would never harm aegon idc what beef they have#siblings will be fucking nightmares to each other but they'll still be united against outsiders and their enemies lmao#then again its all gReEn pRopAGaNda but if you seriously believe that you should probably be pepper sprayed <3#anyway rip my fave i know the real you would've never done that#SUNFYRE MY BELOVED YOU WERE DONE THE MOST DIRTY#WE GOT CRUMBS BUT AT WHAT COST
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whyyyyy are dog people so obsessed with their pet taking a shit...
#im. Confused. bc seriously why! what is it!#we have had this dog for One Full Day and the amount of times#that my stepdad has felt the need to regale me with her using the bathroom on a walk#is. well frankly its Insufferable and i Want It To Stop#like respectfully! affectionately! I Do Not Care! Hush! Cease! Good For Her! None Of My Business!#i am learning so quickly that im solidly a cat person#i do not enjoy having a Wet Beast! dogs are fine when they're not in my house!#me and my cats are like... living in my room now#i almost said Our room. well. that wouldnt be wrong at this point#absolutely unprompted#i can live with snakes i can live with lizards i can live with birds#but dogs? theyre just so much... too much...#sensory nightmares! big and loud and smelly and slobbery and their fur feels weird and theyre so Pushy-#i could handle it if it was a uh... a Sensible dog!#but this is a golden retriever mixed with a samoyed i believe!#that is not a sensible dog thats a 'i will force myself into your personal space' dog#sorry. sorry. im just not very happy with this development lmao#but its not my house not my decision and my stepdad needed an affectionate furry friend#he's happy! good! i can keep my mouth shut about my deep displeasure!#cats are so neat and clean and just sweet little packages of delight... i need to be in a room full of kittens STAT
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honestly for me one of the scariest things about Supernatural is the seeming inevitability of the cycle of violence, John knows this is an appalling way to raise a child but he does it anyway, Sam gets away for a few years only to return loving the job, Dean does to Jack the same things John did to him. and a sizable chunk of that is Chuck forcing them to become the worst versions of themselves but it’s terrifying how they can end up being the very thing they swore never to become
#dfvq liveblog#dfv queue#dfvq spn#spn5x13#cycle of violence#fuck a chuck#this house is a fucking nightmare#forced to live bad writing#cursed by the narrative#john winchester’s a+ parenting#dean studies#cw child abuse#aristotle checking his nails smugly in the distance#imagine taking sam seriously as a character#you used me for character development
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what the fuck is wrong with meeee 👍
#why do i have no backbone whatsoever. why do i just let my mum use my money to fund her drug addiction#she owes me thousands at this point. i barely even care#thanks for letting your shitty boyfriend with the known gambling problem borrow my debit card btw mum. real nice of you.#and i’m just letting it happen. because what’s the point of being angry it won’t change anything#i mean seriously what are my options here. cut her off and watch her die from withdrawal because she refuses to take care of herself?#go live with my dad? and be surrounded on all sides by transphobia? never come out of the closet?#try to leave the nest as a depressed agoraphobe who’s never had a job in the middle of a housing crisis?#can someone come fucking save me from this nightmare of paralysis i’m in i’m so serious#uh. hi. me when i vent 👍
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Now that we’ve gotten more Christmas Three Houses characters I really hope Christmas Hubert is either extremely Christmasy (like full on Santa’s top elf kinda deal) or like…the same. But with a sprig of holly on his lapel. A Christmas vampire.
#still thinking about the world building for this#I know in the game it’s meant to just be the regular characters but Christmas#but it’s so much more fun if they come from a literal Christmas world#where nothing bad ever happens. EVER.#(maybe some bad things happen but I’m seriously imagining the Christmas realm from nightmare before Xmas)#and everyone’s just festive all the time#and it annoys the hell out of the normal versions of those characters#fe three houses#hubert von vestra#Christmas alts#fe heroes
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So was anyone gonna tell me that California used to be covered in lush wetlands and large lakes until the 20th century when farmers diverted every river in California for their crops that didn’t suite the environment causing million+ year old lakes to dry up which is why California is now a desert or was i just supposed to find that out in class myself
#so my watershed science class is going GREAT#i hate dams i hate dams i hate dams i hate dams#except for beaver ones i love those guys#BUT SERIOUSLY THEY DO SO MU CB DAMAGE AND HAVE SO LITTLE PAY OFF#PLEASE FIND BETTER SOLUTIONS TO WATER SHORTAGES LIKE WASTEWATER PLANTS IM BEGGINB#vivi rambles#*living in the US* This house is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE#but hey at least we’re doing something to fix it
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learned of a new potential allergy/asthma irritant that's been marinating in my room for several years and i am trying to cope with the fact that cleaning my room is nigh impossible without stirring all that up because it makes me miserable and sometimes even sick. but this wouldn't be a problem if,, my room was clean,,
trapped in a paradox o(-(
#and i'm already having a bad asthma day after getting one (1) tiny whiff of smoke from what i assume was a neighbors cookout#just my luck#i sit here wondering what life would be like if i could fucking breathe for once LMAO#seriously i swear my house is legit an asthma/allergy NIGHTMARE. and here i am.
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actually needing to buy new clothes for the first time since i was a teenager
#I CAN FIT IN NORMAL SIZED JEANS!!!! I DON'T HAVE TO WEAR CHILDREN'S CLOTHES ANYMORE!!!!! YIPPEEEEE 🎊#genuinely. i have been the same clothing size since i was about 12#everything i wore in middle school i was still wearing at 20#bc. clothes are expensive. so if i don't HAVE to replace them then why waste the money right#but now i officially cannot fit into all my old jeans which is SHOCKING to me#like I've literally had those jeans since the last time my dad painted the house. i still have the paint stains#that had to have been like 10 years ago now the paint is peeling Badly#and like. im finally a jeans size that i can actually find in stores#seriously finding 26w/28w jeans in physical stores where I'm actually allowed to try clothes on is a nightmare#but now I'm about 30w YIPPEEEEEE
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Buying shoes is always a trial for my wide ass feet
#these trainers are kinda pinchy on the arch of my foot#but they haven’t given me a blister after wearing them around the house for a few hours#so I guess I’ll keep them#seriously though why do I have to have small but wide feet#anything but sandals is a nightmare to find something comfy#key lore
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I had this very weird period last summer during which I went on walk around the village I used to live in while listening to music. That in itself isn't weird, but I did that while listening to Little Nightmares 1 & 2 music. And it was so weird because I was so very relaxed, too- like, you'd think that taking a walk in a near-empty village while listening to horror game music would be uncomfortable, right? But no. I was just. Relaxed. With my earbuds. Slowly walking down the streets. Seeing slugs and other grass animals and bugs on the side of the road. Would recommend. Has its eerie moments (like the one time I found a dead bird- the music definitely enhances the experience lmao) but overall has to be the habit I was the saddest to lose after moving away for uni.
#little nightmares#ig#music#i made a spotify playlist too#called a walk in the wild#i'd just exit the house and put that shit on#i don't know how i got the idea first#so cool tho#has to be one of the strangest feelings ever#i miss it#spooky music in city streets doesnt have the same effect#i think i wanted to see if i'd get spooked and ended up loving it#seriously try it#skip the intense songs but TRY IT#ITS SO COOL#i did feel like six and mono tho#very small#its nice#raine talks#help#little nightmares music#thank you tobias lilja#have a good day
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Ah yes, Miorine Rembran, a girl who's primary methods of teenage rebellion are throwing herself bodily into space and starting tech companies
#mobile suit gundam: the witch from mercury#g witch#miorine rembran#guys she's level headed but she will fight you#even if she's never been in a mobile suit in her LIFE#death is preferable to this house; which is a fucking nightmare#seriously she successfully started two separate companies#does this space suit smell like suffocation in the endless void to you?
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i know karma is real because once again i am up playing bg3 at 3am and the cazador fight was GETTING MY ASS like tav and astarion were both ASLEEP wyll was DEAD and karlach was FIGHTING FOR HER LIFE and right when i started getting somewhere the game CRASHED. but then i reloaded and on the very first turn wyll eldritch blasted that fucker right off the platform and into the abyss when i was not even trying to do that
#i am going to bed now though because the next thing i want to do is the house of grief and well#that shit gave me nightmares on the first run everyone was dead but gale and i seriously considered just netherese orbing and ending it all#and well. then i discovered the wonders of sunbeam 🫶 but i am still scared#liljana.txt
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good evening mutuals how are we all doing
#personal#popped two paracetamol these girlies better start working within the next three to four minutes or i'm going to start killing#i NEED to go to the store tomorrow morning i NEED my facking snacks. there's nothing in the house#except for mars candy bars but i had a nightmare about a girl's head melting away after she ate a mars candy bar#and now i can't eat them anymore because just thinking about them makes me nauseous </3 hell and hatred on planet earth#ALSO i am almost done with the oc uquiz tee hee would people be inch rested in that. i made it for myself tbh because it was fun#but i can share a link here on tumblr so you can get yourself psychoanalyzed through my ocs WSHJGFDHGJF#i went a bit deep with it but also don't take it too seriously it's just for shits and giggles#might make another one but Cursed with all my unhinged guys
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