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Playboyy Anniversary Event
I'm behind already! I know, I know!
Week One - Favorite Character
Easy - Captain (with a side dish of Keen)
I loved that boy.
Absolute nightmare with his shady porn site where he proved to be a shit businessman. He was charging the smallest amount for a lifetime subscription.
Then the fact he only filled that site with Non-Consensual porn! Including of his own boyfriend! Got said boyfriend kicked out of school because of it.
He treated Keen like shit. Using him and manipulating him. Being so jealous at one point someone ended up physically hurt over it. And I remember feeling so sorry for Keen (only to be blown away when Keens true colors came out and no one knows the truth except the viewer!)
And yet he had his moments where he worried he caused Nant to disappear, he stood up for First when First wanted to practice BDSM, and hell despite hating Puen he was the only one who went back for him under the bridge when they were being threatened with guns.
Still a fucking Red Flag all around.
But an adorable one with some great comedic moments. Who can forget the sex promo video, his complete faith in himself that he could seduce one of Jason Lee's bodyguards for information, his sulking after having to stop blowing the prostitute at Playboyy or him trying to serve tea to Jason Lee.
Also who can forget his stealth outfit!
#captain is incredible#the sex montage and the sleuth outfit and the way he eats plain bread. all of it so good#playboyy the series
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srsly that one time we don't have singing in the drama (not that I want it but they are all good)
#i mean we did have the stage show. and theres the tonally inapropriate ending theme skkskskssjdkaljk#playboyy the series
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over-psychoanalyzing blorbos is healthy and needed enrichment for the girlies in order to avoid over-psychoanalyzing themselves. like giving a dog a chew toy in order to redirect chewing on its hind legs
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P'jojo coming for the homophobic BL fans.
Also the OP that started it being like "i ain’t reading all of that , this is internet , you cannot touch me" after they were burned down the ground.
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jin teaching jimmy fallon the supertuna dance 👀
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the scene where captain is sad cause he knows he wont make the rugby team if puen is also trying out and porsche is like 'fucking duh your tiny' and then first goes 'hey dont be mean to him :('. ive missed them so much the baddies are finally coming home <3
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It’s that time of year. Reblog with how many you’ve heard of.
#huh only 27 this year#ad the only ones i listen to are meg and green day and tyla interestingly enough#i think im too mainstream
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will it ever go away? no
will I ever write it? probably not
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Pisses me off how good Shakespeare actually is. Like yeah he's actually that good. People hype him up like he's the best English writer ever, and yeah he's actually an S+ tier writer.
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is your comfort character also a sad pretty boy with trauma and questionable morals or are you normal
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the amongus crewmate really was a gift to humanity. the world had enough crudely drawn dicks on bathroom stall doors we needed another shape to instantly strike annoyance and discomfort in the viewer
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Armand & Louis before, during, after Interview With the Vampire ⁕ Part II
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i was looking for the founding fade but now i have this annoying boner :/
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