#seriously there are so many spiders
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My mom: there is so many spiders and cobwebs around the house, I wonder why?
Me, who is worshipping Loki without her knowing: Yeah... it's such a mystery.
Me, later in front of Loki's alter: tone it down, tone it down, they are cluing in on us.
Loki: *shrugs*
Me: what's that supposed to mean????
#seriously there are so many spiders#most notable the one beside my bed#i am totally blaming it on the spring coming in#loki deity#witch memes#witchy memes#witch community#deity worship#deity work
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WIFI IS MINE ONCE AGAIN as i sit on a mattress on the floor
#it feels like ive been without it for so long...#it has been... three and a half days... i am Weak....#nah jk i wouldve been find without it for much longer#but boy howdy am i Glad to be able to use my dear beloved laptop again#i am In The New Place i am Beginning To Settle#tomorrow i begin unpacking my own stuff!!! exciting!!!#i cant wait to admire all of my Things!#ohhhh and i finally have a spot on the wall for my combo whiteboard/corkboard....#im still very stressed and i want to lay in a hole but!!#i am doing slightly better than a few days ago!#the weather has been nice... cool and rainy... i am not used to cool and rainy#its also cold and i am - unfortunately - a desert creature#suffice to say i am wearing hand warmers a hoodie and a blanket#absolutely unprompted#the place's last owner Didnt Fucking Clean though#so there have been many spiders. and cobwebs. and general Grime we will have to scrub#like seriously today i was dusting the ceiling. THE CEILING.#had to dust & vacuum the windowsills... gonna scrub my bathroom tomorrow...#theres a large tear in my bedroom carpet too...#ugh and the cabinets are Small so organizing all the spices and shit has been Rancid#stuff has to go out of place and you cant see it all and MY ORGANIZATIONAL SYSTEMS ARE CRUMBLING#sometimes it feels like my adhd and autism are fistfighting but during a move?#lockstep babeyyyy. they are Streamlined. lots of things and lots of sorting & placing and eeheehee#i have also killed most of the freakishly huge mosquitos in the house so! things are better!#that first night was Rough! its better now! this shell is becoming a House!
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I’m so glad I watched Arcane because I got like 3 posts that were full of gifs of Caitlyn and Vi kissing on my dash in a row and if I hadn’t just watched it I would’ve gotten spoiled lmao
#ramble#long tags#arcane spoilers in the tags this isn’t like a serious post tho#I’m not surprised they broke up like 10 minutes later tho because like how are a cop and an anti-cop girlie gonna get together 😭#Vi becoming a cop for her is crazy#and then Caitlyn is gonna like lead an army to the undercity 😭#imagine becoming a cop for a girl and she does that 😭😭😭#I know Cait is like grieving her mom and stuff but she’s generalizing the whole undercity as criminals and going crazy and stuff like girl 😭#and like Mel’s mom put her in the position and stuff but like she took the role and she said all that stuff to Vi like girllll#I am suffering intense whiplash from that lesbian W to lesbian L all so fast. Arcane s2e3 ending putting the L in lesbian#literally how will they come back from this bro 😭#wait this is lowkey like the plot of Zootopia omfg#privileged cop girl and underprivileged redhead work together and the two groups of people are fighting#and at one point cop girl starts to generalize the underprivileged group as all dangerous criminals#I’m giggling my ass off now at that thought of CaitVi Zootopia#I shoulda just made a post to rant instead of ranting in the tags but whatever#I used so many names of things uncensored so this will probably show up in my tags sorry I didn’t think of that until now#*main tags not my tags#and I am not retyping all those tags 😭#this is the dumbest post ever bro do not take this seriously lmao#the new episode has clearly made me crazy#rope/spider post
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the moment in Spider-Man PS4 where Peter was like at fully rock bottom — homeless, basically unemployed, and if you kept track of the games timeline, he hasn't slept in literal days — and then he gets beat the fuck up by the sinister six and his mentor betrays him and the moment he regains consciousness he immediately puts the suit back on he runs away. And then Yuri calls him and is like r u insane you have FOURTEEN BROKEN BONES and he sounds SO exhausted when he replies with a light-hearted quip about having a hundred and something non broken ones .... just .... yeah.... shit hit me.
(and then things just get worse and worse and worse and worse and worse and —)
#peter parker#insomniac peter parker#no because this man went through EVERYTHING in this game#and ofc shout out to the VA#absolutely phenomenal job#I cant wait to see his trauma more explored during the second game#because like holy shit#spider man ps4#spider man#also seriously keep track of how many times peter actually sleeps in the game#it's so depressing
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what's your favorite species of:
spider
wasp
butterfly
moth
beetle
(bonus points if u include pics for each one)
AHHH AHH AHH OK OK!! This ask actually made me so excited I couldn’t even think about responding for a few moments cause I was stimming so hard. Oh my god. Ok. Wow this is a tough question.
Starting with spiders!!! Ok I KNOW there’s a lot of super cool/crazy/smart/venomous/absolutely buckwild species out there but my favorite is purely sentimental. It’s Tigrosa Georgicola. I see them everywhere where I live and they’re one of the first species I ever picked up. My phone screen is literally a photo of me holding one.
I’ve got a soft spot for wolf spiders anyways cause they purr and carry their babies on their backs and are just so gorgeous and big and amazing but this one especially is so good. One of the most docile species of spider I’ve handled, and their orange banding against their dark brown bodies is just so gorgeous. They’re literally tortoiseshell, what more could you want? And they get SO BIG it’s always such a delight finding one of these guys I love them so much
Next up wasp. Oh man big question. Lots and lots of good options and I am SO fond of paper wasps and mud daubers but I think if I had to pick a favorite it would be Auplopus carbonarius. They’re an absolutely TINY species of spider wasp that I’ve only had the pleasure of meeting once. Adults only get about 3/8” long. They also make little barrels to store food in!! And are great recyclers with their nests, they often take over old beetle burrows!! That’s so cool they’re like little home renovators. Here’s a pic of me holding one
Alright onto butterfly. This one’s a little harder since I’m not super into butterflies, but man there’s still definitely some really cool ones.
My favorite has gotta be Hamadryas feronia, aka the variable cracker. That entire genus is fucking gorgeous though, so shout out to some of the other species like the red cracker, ringless blue cracker, grey cracker, and the velutina cracker. Seriously just look up cracker butterflies. They’re all gorgeous. They also make a really cool cracking noise!! Look it up!!
Ok ok next! favorite moth. This is a REAL close toss-up between clearwing hummingbird moths and buff-tip moths. Vampire moths were also high up on the list, but I think buff-tip moths have to win. Phalera bucephala to be more specific. They’re just so delightful. Their camouflage is SO GOOD they really do look like such perfect little broken pieces of branch. It’s endlessly endearing. AND their caterpillars are such a pretty yellow color. Everything about these guys just makes me smile
Next is beetle!!! Ok I’m a basic bitch on this one sorry, but trilobite beetles have won my heart. I don’t have a specific favorite species within the genus, they’re all just amazing. It’s also really funny to me how big the difference is between males and females. The females retain their larval form as adults, which is already cool enough for any species, but it’s especially wild seeing how these guys’ larval form looks. There’s nothing about these guys that isn’t amazing to me
#beetles#spiders#moths#butterflies#wasps#bugs#THNK YOU FOR THIS ASK#There’s so many cool species I need to talk about#you wanna ask me about my favorite craneflies sooooo bad#seriously these guys are all so lovely tysm for giving me an excuse to show off some cool bugs
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Wait, they're making another one? Oh-kaaayyyy... Not holding my breath, but hopefully it's at least better than the $h!tshow that was the second movie. (Even if that "version" of Silver is still there.) If it's any consolation, I don't know how much Sega is involved with the Sonic movies, but if it's a good bit, then maybe they can help out! At the very least, there's this amazing comment under the reveal teaser. (GOLDEN ISLAND MENTIONED)
#angry birds#angry birds movie#the angry birds movie#angry birds movie 3#the angry birds movie 3#am i the first one to tag that?#just hoping it's anywhere near as solid as the first and not the dumb unfocused slop that is the second#but seriously please don't drag silver back into this you massacred my favorite adopted piggy-turned-bird enough last time#maybe they could finally do something cool with jo like they've deserved for the past year?#then again it's likely an average-tier animated kids movie so they may not dare include a non-binary character#(then again spa's involved and spider-gwen is at least 80% likely to be trans...#...so maybe there's still hope for jo to finally get to be more than a pfp for a month)#(then again sony wants to play with ai soon so yikes)#yeah i'm still bitter that they're continuing a movie series that got killed five years ago instead of continuing better stuff#like c'mon we get an angry birds movie 3 before angry birds stella season 3 or even toons season 4?#hopefully they actually use the darn slingshots (the absence of which was one of many things that sunk the 2nd movie)#i don't know what to make of angry birds anymore considering how they murdered their renaissance before it could ever begin#(shortening and delisting the remake. making reloaded apple-exclusive. whatever on earth bad piggies 2 was.)#but i'm just hoping they can get at least one thing right this decade. just one please.#being an angry birds since 2012 and witnessing everything go to hell from 2015 onward...#...really was the perfect preparation for being a bengals fan wasn't it#welp forget everything i said about studios earlier#sega is absolutely producing it and the animation will be done by dneg who animated freaking nimona#okay NOW this just got very interesting. now i'm keeping an eye out on this.#(seriously i know dneg didn't do the most on nimona but still.#a studio involved in nimona an angry birds movie.#that combo of words alone might make my day! 2012 sorta and modern sorta would be hugging jumping up and down at that!)
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thinking about Hobie and Gwen (minor spoilers)
I keep thinking about how Gwen Stacy is a punk rock legend in Hobie's universe, to the point where Hobie refers to her as "the greatest artist of our generation"
So I'm imagining Spiderverse Gwen meeting Hobie for the first time
I'm imagining when he learned that she ran away from her father, who tried to arrest her.
I'm imagining him taking her in, without question
I'm imagining when she mentions she's a drummer in her universe
I'm imagining the first time Hobie hears Gwen play, and he just smiles
I'm imagining Hobie calls her "my drummer" all the time, affectionately (this one's just canon)
I'm imagining how Spider-Gwen reminds Hobie of his universe's Gwen
#i want sm fanart of them#i personally don't think of as romantic but the headcanons are ambiguous#also according to wiki earth-138 gwen is dead#I can only assume she died leading a protest or fighting for some cause#and gwen stacy is the daughter of police captain stacy#and hobie has blue shoelaces (meaning he's killed a cop)#so many earth-138 gwen's dad kills her and hobie kills him in retribution#but that's just a theory.... a SPIDERVERSE theory#seriously though this is mostly headcanons at this point i haven't read the comics#anyway i've made myself sad#gwen stacy#gwendolyn stacy#earth 138#hobie brown#spiderpunk#spider man: across the spider verse
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things that annoy me about fanon portrayal of peter parker #1265
inability to properly portray his superpowers and also skills. guys. guys. why is he getting knocked around by like. 5 run of the mill crooks. guys. why did he break his arm falling a grand total of two stories. guys. how is he actually getting beat up getting hit by sir normal ass man. guys. why is he seriously out of commission for over a week.
just say the only powers you remember are wall crawling and spider sense and go
#peter parker#spider-man#i mean they also remember web swinging but usually thats not written as a power so it doesnt count#like be fr#ppl can right batfam fic where they can clearly hand regular mooks their asses and yet#spidey can never get the same treatment#and i mean. i get even canonically different writers right stuff differently but still#no respect#and yes i know sometimes he does get hurt by regular punches but thats the inferior interpretation#man gets thrown through walls on the regular and you expect me to believe the force of a normal punch would do damage?#wish i could blame this on mcuification but#a) this was prevalent even before#and b) for all of the mcus many faults they did pretty good at showcasing his powers#and yet#we still get absolutely rancid takes#ik this is my own fault for venturing into mcu fics but like. every time i see a fic summary#of oh peter got kidnapped for knowing tony stark. with the people kidnapping him not knowing about Spider-Man#and it being taken seriously#i shrivel up on the inside#or all the oh peter gets bullied/abused fics like.#even excluding that he Would Not stand for that#you expect me to believe hes that fragile??#the mans been hit by a literal train in multiple continuities and gotten up again
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Don't Scream Ep 2: DON'T LOOK
In part 2 of the Don't Scream saga, Karen finds the farmhouse and... nothing else! M, however, finds a cult of mannequins twerkin' it. This game truly is a little wild.
See all our available episodes and listen to episodes and teasers for our podcast Why Would You Ask That over on YouTube!
#don't scream#seriously#cw flashing lights#cw blood#cw mannequins#youtube#horror games#so many jump scares#Youtube#WWYAT#cw spiders#we love our favorite tree#let's play#playthrough
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Took some pictures of this big momma spider with babies all over her back, but I made the mistake of zooming in and seeing all those little legs, so instead of having to look at that again, here’s my cat Oreo:
#look at his tummy!#chonky boy#I’m sorry I just can not look at those spider pics#I say how much I like the little buggies but all those little legs… 😬#she was a pretty decent size too#I mean not huge but def quite a bit bigger than the usual hunting spider I see#I had to sweep her away from the front door#sorry but after a black widow managed to hitch a ride from the front porch into the apartment a few weeks ago I just can’t risk it#I love you momma legs but I don’t need a million baby spiders in my kitchen#I seriously yelled when I zoomed in on the picture. I’m so squeamish.#it did make me BRIEFLY consider having a terrarium full of little spiders tho#like a little spider town. dozens of siblings fuckin and fightin and eating crickets#but that would probably be too cruel to house that many leggies in one container#so anyway… here’s my cat instead. his name is oreo. he’s so soft and he needs constant attention#you WILL love him#mine
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tried to kill a spider three times before it finally stuck. I will now make myself tea and cry :)
#i STEPPED ON IT#MANY TIMES. MANY. OF THEM.#I literally!!!!! threw a mqssive book at jt!!!!@#ALSO SEVERAL TIMES#ON IT!!! IT LANDES!!!!!#AND ON TOP OF THST IT WOULDN’T LET ITSELF BE VACUUMED UP#granted i was like in tears and panicking but SERIOUSLY#and. i am prayinf it got vacuumed up.#bc if its still in my room ill cry im bejng so serious#spidwrs are my biggesr fear this is the WORST tginf thats happened to me#im literally still freaking out oh my god 😭#wjat. tge fuck.#i will now be stsrtled by evrrytging thst moves for the nrxt few days :))#dont mind the horrible grammar i am shakinf :))))#ghost post#what if its still alive og my GOD 😭😭😭😭😭#literally neger struggled so much to grt rid of a spider#IT WSS BIG TOO ON TOP OF THST#my family got treated to a very funny thread of my attempts#ill probsbly laugh about it later but not tjght now sjfkgklv
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I just watched this last night, and honestly, I could watch it again within the week. Miles and Gwen are both such good characters on their own, and they're really sweet together.
#into the spiderverse#across the spiderverse#miles morales#spiderman#gwen stacy#spider gwen#miles and gwen#gwen and miles#how are these movies so damn good?#as someone who's sworn off Marvel movies because they're all mediocre and forgettable#I forget how much I actually like superhero action and fantasy when it's actually well done#animation did it better#seriously the best superhero movie since the incredibles#comic book stories work better in animation#the blending of so many different art styles blows my mind#plus the comic book dots added to the shading... mmm
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Saw across the spider verse and now my soul is cleansed and my skin is clear
#across the spiderverse#Spider-Man#seriously this movie was so good#the animation wow#feels so good after so many drab Disney Marvel movies
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Bing throws himself into potentially dangerous situations so often. The rest of 341b has to worry about him, right? I know they do, because they do react with some panic or concern when he does these things. But they also just let him wander off on his own in unfamiliar locations so that he can be comically trapped in a chocolate bar. .
I don’t know I’d just like to see a “You’ve got to stop worrying us like that!” Sort of moment, y’know?
#Like in the eyes episode when Bing falls off the robot the others throw themselves after him#He gets eaten by a fish in the rain episode#There’s everything that happens in the chocolate episode#Gets stuck in a spider web in the flowers episode#He touches the sun in the Super Songs ep on outer space#Experiences the most extreme sugar crash known to man in the dessert episode#Like he just… can barely move and then he passes out. From a sugar crash.#I imagine it might be a little bit unnerving for the rest of 341b. Seeing Bing so… still.#Even if he is just sleeping off that sugar crash#Anyway I know 341b cares a lot about Bing but when there are so many opportunities to show it#So many times Bing could’ve gotten seriously hurt#and of course there’s a moment of panic from the others#but after that there’s rarely any further concern expressed#It’s a little weird to me I guess#Maybe I just love hurt/comfort stuff too much#Storybots#storybots bing#*chatter chatter*
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Went on the githyanki creche quest.
That was a mistake.
#Baldur's Gate 3#Baldur's Gate 3 spoilers#And Lae'zel wants you to go there when you're level 2?#Woman's delusional#The entire goblin camp was easier#Might try again when I hit level 5#Seriously#I want to fireball those dickheads in the face#I saw people saying that the phase spiders under the village were difficult#They were so easy compared to the gith#I guess they expect you to just turn back when you see a dragon#Fair#I just assumed that the dragon wouldn't be involved#which is true#but how many attacks do those guys need?#I'm in easy mode#Lae'zel went down in the first round#In the end it was just Astarion left standing with 10 hp and I noped out to my last save#Perhaps I should have watched him die#But there was no way he was surviving another round so I cut my losses#Let's face it#Gale would have blown up soon enough even if Astarion somehow survived#At least I have the pleasure of knowing that in that version of reality he wiped the dickheads who killed us off the map
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When you get this, you have to answer with 5 things you like about yourself, publicly, then send this ask to 10 of your followers. (not forced, but positivity is cool <3 <3)
Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck okay
1. I’m really proud of how my art journey is coming along. I feel like it’s been pretty slow but just looking at some of the things I made before I started college compared to what I’ve made now that I’ve been out for over a year I can really see the progress!
2. I like my hair (I fucking better cause holy shit has it gotten so long mf out here becoming a real life Rapunzel)
3. I like my taste in music - it wasn’t just a phase, mom! It’s been 10 years and I’m still listening to MCR. Also weirdly music from the 60s lol
4. I like the weird little sounds I make I guess??? Idk these are hard. When I get startled (which is way too often) or laugh I keep end up making these weird little bird squawk types noises lol. I hated them for so long but one of my best friends (who has dubbed them my [insert real name] noises) thinks they’re so funny they’re making a legit sound board out of them 😂
5. And finally I like how fucking BRAVE I’ve been this past week and a half! I killed a spider yesterday by myself and only cried a little bit! Progress! /j but seriously I actually managed to handle it by myself and despite being a fully grown adult who SHOULD be able to handle a bug, this is difficult for me lol
Why was this so hard lol this took me too long to come up with
#ask v#poly.damn.ory#I WOULD send this to 10 other people#but I won’t because I’m scared of people#that one time I sent Luna an ask I almost had a panic attack lol#if I am perceived ill cry#seriously tho my spider problem is bad#there’s so many#why are they so big?!?!#anyways thank you Damien for sending me this!!!
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