#seriously i'm getting pissed off

[the-fun-in-dysfunctional]

Tumblr is only letting me like and follow with my first blog which I don't want to use anymore, there's no way to switch it to this one, and I can't delete one blog without deleting the others. Does anyone have a solution to this problem.

[purpurussy]

I know this is 100% my personal problem and idk if anyone can relate but as an afab person with some weird gender shit going on I kinda hate it whenever dnp make jokes like "you know us we don't like pussy/tits" etc like 😭 I love that they have fully healed from the comphet "fyi I like vagina" era but I hate being made to feel like a Woman™ because of my anatomy if that makes sense. Like my brain interprets it as "we don't like those traits because they make you a woman and we're gay" idk it gives me like a weird wave of dysphoria every time they say it 😭😭 the first time I watched BIG I interpreted Dan's monologue about "I don't care what kind of anatomy you've got going on, I don't feel attracted to the signs on bathroom doors" as being like trans inclusive but I fear he's walked it back with these constant jokes dsdfghjkl and to be clear I'm not saying anyone is obligated to find me or my body type attractive like that's not what this is about. It's just the equation of genitals/anatomy with gender idk. And this is not even really something that's specific to dnp and I know there's a lot of discourse about genital preferences or whatever idk idk maybe I should've just sent this to phannieconfessions and allowed everyone to take it in the worst possible faith over there. I just need to get it off my chest

[cakesmelons]

I have a couple of questions concerning a giant bitch 

So number one I actually commissioned the giant piece of shit known as calcium cat and I’m wondering what I should do, should I commission another artist to remake it or redraw the thing myself so I can get rid of the old version?

Number two I want to make AU similar in ideas to one small dream so that people can still enjoy it without having anything to do with calcium cat but considering I’m genderfluid not trans I’m just not sure if that would be appropriate

-Signed WhisperingCanvas

Well first thing to remember is that you didn't know at the time you commissioned her she was a bigot.

It's completely up to you for what you want to do though. You can commission another artist or just draw it yourself.

Also you don't need to be trans to make an au like her's. (Even if it's as a "fuck you" or even if it includes characters being trans.)

Although if some people want a VERY cute alternative the @dadmareau is super cute!!!

[batneko]

spy x family role swap Eden AU where Anya and Damian did the whole fake/legal marriage thing for the enrollment process but don’t live together. Damian is following in his father’s footsteps, working his way up through the government, lots of powerful men keep apartments in the city so they can be closer to work. People have their suspicions but they’re polite enough not to say anything. Loid is fine with it because he never quite warmed up to his “stepdad” anyway.

and then one day when he’s a young teen Loid comes home barely holding back tears because his crush classmate just lost her parents and it’s only her and her brother now and what’s gonna happen to them? There’s no other family to take them in. Yes, Loid is upset he’ll never see Yor again, but it’s also bringing back memories of when he was alone as a kid and he wouldn’t wish that on anyone, especially not someone he likes.

of course, Anya has much the same trauma from her childhood, so the next thing she knows she’s calling Damian and seeing if he’d be okay “adopting” two more kids. Damian is like “sure fine whatever” because he figures it’ll give him some good press (and he could never deny Anya anything, seriously, he’d chop off a toe for that woman). But it’d be a bit awkward having two teenagers in the house, and Yuri really seems to dislike Loid for some reason... Hey! Damian has his own apartment! What if the Briar siblings moved in with him?

Damian, weak, agrees.

and then it’s a story of two single parents who are technically married to each other.

[leadyouinthesummer]

participating in a war against my higher ups on the side of gay propaganda

[deer-with-a-stick]

if netflix makes Luo Ji non-chinese I'm going to throw myself off a fucking cliff

[the-labyrinth-of-me]

watching bordertown is such a wild ride because I'm like ooh who's the killer this time, what's the motif, whoa ok I totally didn't expect that *niko appears on screen* *gasps* my god. look at him. he's soo fine gosh what a beautiful beautiful man!! *niko disappears* he needs more screen time and better characterization. hi lena back to your emotional constipation

[achairwithapandaonit]

fandom purity culture has me with my head in my hands. there was this fandom project thingy i was really looking forward to and then i joined the server and one of the rules was like 'if you're found to be making/consuming problematic content you will be removed from the project' and it just pissed me off so much i decided i didn't want to be part of a project like that and exited the server as soon as i'd entered it. like GEEZ. why does that matter? why does it even matter what people are making and consuming outside of a separate project? how do you decide what's problematic and what's not? why are you so obsessed that you're gonna police actual people's lives like oh so and so saw you reblogging something problematic so we can't have you tainting our pure and perfect project. like, damn, purity culture is a hard thing to grow out of (i know. i fell into it in my mid teens and it's still hard unlearning it), but at some point you have to accept that it doesn't matter that much. that people aren't that simple. that it's just words on a page. there're things that make me uncomfortable, but as long as i block the tags and avoid that content why should it matter? it doesn't affect me. i'm sorry if i've ever said otherwise (as i said, it's a hard thing to unlearn but i am unlearning it) but god, we're all just people, aren't we? who cares about other people's fucked up little ships. it just sucks

[cat-downthestreet]

Man, I love Matpat, but his Zelda theories are just the WORST. Does he even know the lore?

Also, no, I'll never stop being angry about his Majora's Mask purgatory/dream theory. If Link died at the start of that game- when he was a KID, mind you- how do you explain the existence of Twilight Princess' Hero's Shade? In order for Link's ghost to look like that, he would've had to die as an ADULT. Otherwise, the Hero's Shade wouldn't have been a Stalfos, but a Skull Kid. You could argue that Link is internally an adult because of the whole time-screwery thing in Ocarina of Time, but that doesn't line up with the lore. You have to actually be an adult to show up as a Stalfos after dying in the Lost Woods. Besides, I'd argue that internally, Link is still just a kid. He didn't stop being a kid just because of the seven year timeskip. He just had to take on the responsibilities of an adult before he even got the chance to grow up.

Moving on. According to the Fallen Timeline, for an entire world to exist within a dream, you'd need a Windfish and a curse that makes him sleep. Majora's Mask had neither. Therefore, Termina is simply an alternate world, sort of like Lorule and the Twilight Realm. It was not a dream. End of story.

Although, I'd argue that the Twilight Realm is the space between worlds. Hyrule is light, Lorule is dark, and twilight is literally the time of day where it's not quite light and not quite dark- as in, just in between. It would make a lot of sense...

Anyways, sorry for the rant. I'm a bit ticked off at the continuous insistence on using dream theory as an explanation for everything that's weird about Majora's Mask. Dream theory is a cop-out. It was never anything else. It's just another way to dismiss making any actual theories about something this complicated.

[purpurussy]

I'm glad they're taking it easy because they've been doing way too much lately but I'm so fucking bored

[noperopesaredope]

You know, I'm autistic, so I get very passionate about certain stuff. But I swear to god, sometimes I'll be in a fandom and there will be people that make me go:

Like, ya'll, it's not that serious. Please, I'm begging you. Touch some grass. Go to the grocery store. Calm down.

[livvyofthelake]

joel mchale in the american housewife finale btw. as cooper's dad that's crazy.... AND jim rash is still here playing that waiter who sucks at his job and is a huge cunt <3 i miss community....

[dollsome-does-tumblr]

rewatched small potatoes, and jesus christ, what a premise for your lighthearted comedy episode 😡

[tardis--dreams]

Me panicking because i have 9 missed calls and 5 emails talking about my absence and how "a colleague could take over for me" vs. Me knowing it's really not that important no matter how pushy a client is and that on top of it I'm underpaid and have way to much overtime so i shouldn't even care

[naamahdarling]

Time for y'all to

send asks!

again!

[woolydemon]

so update on my life. Since I've cut out the person that was shit for me I'm now witnessing them go from making jabs against me on their priv to totally shutting up & Freaking Out when our (formerly) mutual friend I'm in cahoots with blocked them as well. Freaking out so much to the point that they contacted them to try to sort things out... Via their persona twitter roleplay accounts with the //ooc tag and everything.

Wild. Anywya I just ate udon noodles for lunch and had a haircut so I'm doing p good in comparison