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I really hope I didn't spell his name wrong but I know I spelled his name wrong

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I will not be accepting questions at this time (this post is 20% joke 80% real)

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PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO THIS

I'm currently making a survival book, its going to inclue everything you need to run, how to cross borders (only if necessary), the safest states right now, the unsafest states, how to protect yourself in a red area, what places to stay at if your running, nearby jobs and other ways to get money, what foods are best to get, how to make certain foods, electronic related advice, the safest messaging apps, what not to say in messages, guide to doctors if you have a uterus or are a women, what plants are safe to eat, various poisons, how to deal with cops, a map of the local area and where cops hang out, how to survive in the woods, clothes you should bring, what to do about your period if your on the run, methods of birth control and what's the best, how to legally change your name and the amount of money it costs, how to a car if your in a non walkable area, first aid tips, how to get and use a burner phone, what type of weapons you might need and how to use them, a guide on how to use most commonplace guns, chargers to use for any devices you might bring.

All of it, I've got multiple notebooks to I'm spreading it across them.

I'm looking for other things to add too it, or if you see one or more subjects in here that you know a lot about/ can help with, feel free to reply or reblog with it, and if you don't want it attached to your profile, my asks are open and free to use. Anything is helpful, anything at all.

I'll be deleting this by January, you have until then to send.

Please, please please please, reblog this. don't just 'like' it

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Please do not send me asks for donations

Here's why:

I have NO money to give you

I'm not a popular enough blog that I will give you any reach

I am a minor, and most of my followers are too

It makes me feel extremely guilty

Seeing pictures of injuries or hospitals etc are triggering for me (which are in most intro posts for this sort of thing)

They are always worded in a way that makes me feel like I am a murderer if I don't donate

It makes me feel uncomfortable

I said I don't want them, and my boundaries should be respected

I can't tell what is a bot and what isn't

I get a lot of spam from this. It is disappointing to see 10 new asks in my inbox just to be the same ask for donations over and over

Please, just respect the fact that I have said this.

Edit: To all the people reblogging this, I'm sorry you have had to deal with this too. And yes, you can put this in your pinned post! Stay safe <3

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Please help me and my friends leave America; we can't live here anymore.

Hi, I'm a transgender guy who needs help escaping America with my friends who are also trans and/or queer.

It's dangerous for us to stay here any longer.

Please help, there isn't much time left. Please help.

https://gofund.me/e40bc023

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Someone introduced me to the term "Cameo shifting" a while back and unless they gave me false information on what it is, I think this might have been that.

When a guy from a video game affects your worldview so much you start questioning fictionkin

(I oversimplified that for the funny, but yeah I've been pondering recently. It's also weirdly tied to my sense of gender so that's fun)

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When a guy from a video game affects your worldview so much you start questioning fictionkin

(I oversimplified that for the funny, but yeah I've been pondering recently. It's also weirdly tied to my sense of gender so that's fun)

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Being a dragon roughly the size of a great Dane laying in a warm home while someone lovingly strokes the scales above and beneath my wings would fix me.

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RECOUNT AND REVOTE!

For those in the US, there is a petition demanding a recount and revote as well as an investigation about the sudden change in support. Your voice matters and I encourage you to sign!

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Ya'll better block me, too.

if you voted for trump, block me. you're a horrible fucking person.

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Anybody have advice for fleeing the us? Hopefully as soon as possible? Stuff like where to go, how thr immigration Stuff works, how long it takes, etc?

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If this election doesn't go my way I swear to God imma shapeshift into a fucking problem.

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Readying up to ask my parents for a dragon tail, grant me courage before they're all sold.

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It's a full moon as I'm posting this, and I've gotta say, I feel distinctly more....shapeshifter-y. I'm digging it.

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Noticing a common theme among the things I turn into as a shapeshifter. Most of them are beings often associated with and involving themes of loyalty, devotion, and purpose.

Sometimes, I'm just like, a creature. But often times I feel yearning for a purpose and to be cared for, like a doll. A need for function and maintenance like a machine. Even a desire for something to consume myself with devotion towards, like an angel (which is a strange feeling because I've never been religious).

These are all themes I've struggled with in my life, and I wonder? Did that cause alterhumanity? Or the other way around? Some food for thought.

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Tumblr is only letting me like and follow with my first blog which I don't want to use anymore, there's no way to switch it to this one, and I can't delete one blog without deleting the others. Does anyone have a solution to this problem.

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I like this post. It really explains what being a shapeshifterkin feels like. I cannot be one thing, I am several things.

How did you figure out that you're a shapeshifter? :0

I actually questioned shapeshifter for a while, but polykin just felt more accurate to what I experience. It's cool that one of your forms is a hyena tho, that's one of my theriotypes!

I thank thee for thine question dear!

I always knew myself to change, the environment and those I surrounded myself inspired change that could not be seen by any but I. It began as I questioned my gender and sexuality, I found I could never stay with one label or definition. After a long while of confusion I classified myself as genderfluid.

Within myself I sense a deep energy, it cannot be put into words and it is not an emotion or a thought. If I paid attention to it I could feel a balance of feminine and masculine constantly shifting and changing. Amongst men I become a man, amongst certain friends I take different gendered forms, certain environments, clothes and experiences will promote a change in gender.

My entire life I’ve been mimicking behaviours, mostly animals. Growling, chirping and howling, walking in all fours, building nests and taking comfort in certain scents. As soon as I discovered nonhumanity was a thing I knew that was me.

I found that my nonhumanity worked the same as my gender, changing with time, environment, mood, outside stimuli and those to whom I spoke. I found that I could not simply be one or the other.

When I knew I was a shapeshifter I found my name, or names. For years I could not choose a name for myself. When I came to know that I am a shapeshifter I began to find my names, those which I go by.

One gender, one label, one specie and one name could never encompass me. It is not the nature of a shapeshifter.