#seriously how the fck evEN-

[akai-anna]

me, detco posting, then seeing my own post on my dash:

[oppopotamus]

i have a toji brainrot rn.

dom!male!reader (younger than toji but still an adult) wanting to fck toji (dadbod toji yum) and toji doesn't believe that reader will be able to pleasure him.

toji gets wrecked (maybe some overstimulation and squirting as well teehee) and he gets smitten and addicted. 🤭

My next door neighbour is a hot dilf??

toji fushiguro x dom top male reader

srry this took so long I took a HUGEE break from writing

listened to Katy Perry while I wrote this which may or may not have affected my writing

Warning: NSFW, dilf toji, top reader, thigh spanking, toji passes out twice, toji cries, reader gets mean i guess??

Toji, your hot dilf neighbour, the guy who lives in the apartment next to yours, he's only across the hall.

You need this man, even if it's the last fucking thing you do.

You will not give up, you will persevere and fuck the living shit out of this total dilf.

You REFUSE to give up.

So that's why you were in front of his door, looking directly up at this dilf.

"Uh, hey!" You tried to sound confident but the sweat on your palms and your nervous smile gave it away that you were, in fact, not confident.

"Ya need sum'?" Toji's deep, rough voice sent shivers down your spine. His voice was so hot, you needed to hear him moan in that voice.

"Oh, uh, yeah..." 'Quick! Think of something!' You said in your mind.

"Uh, uh- Uhm... sugar!" 'Sugar? Fucking sugar? What kind of fucking response is sugar?!'

"Sugar." Toji repeated your word.

'Shit! He probably thinks I'm crazy!'

"You need to borrow some... sugar?" Toji raised an eyebrow and crossed his arms over his chest as he looked down at you.

"Uhm... yeah." You say, wiping the sweat on your palms onto your pants as you stand there very awkwardly in the front door.

"I think I have some left... come in." Toji says as he walks into his apartment, leaving the door open for you to follow.

You nod and laugh awkwardly, following in after him and into the kitchen.

You're literally shaking from nerves, you pinch yourself to steady yourself but instead you end up letting out an, "ow!"

Toji quickly turns around with a raised eyebrow, "you okay, kid?"

You shake yourself off and nod quickly, "yup! Just, uh, stubbed my toe!"

Toji raises an eyebrow at that, he doesn't know how you stubbed your toe considering you were standing in the middle of the kitchen, not next to anything.

He just turns around and grabs a mug to collect some sugar.

"And I'm not a kid, by the way... I'm in college, I'm an adult."

"Coulda' fooled me." Toji scoffs and grabs the bag of sugar before pouring some into a mug.

"I don't look like a kid! I'm, like, average height for someone my age! A kid isn't this tall!"

Toji just looks you up and down with a smirk and hands you the mug filled with sugar.

Your cheeks turn pink when Toji looks you up and down with that sexy smirk.

"Okay, so you may not be a kid, but you're definitely a virgin. You stutter and blush every time I look at ya."

You immediately stutter again, "I most certainly am not a virgin!"

"Please, you wouldn't even know how to please a guy like me." Toji scoffs and rolls his eyes.

"First of all, I'm not a virgin, second of all, I totally would know how to!"

"Really?" Toji takes a few steps towards you, his arms crossed over his chest, "Prove it then."

Prove it?! You say in your head.

"P-Prove it?" Your brain short-circuits at that, is this seriously happening?

"You heard me."

"Oh."

Not even a second later he's grabbing your hand and leading you to his bedroom, causing you to drop the mug of sugar onto the floor, but neither of you care about that right now.

"Prove it quickly, my son's gonna be home soon." Toji sits down on the edge of the bed, looking at you expectingly.

He has a son?! He really is a dilf!!

"A-Ah, alright then..."

You take a few hesitant steps towards Toji on the bed, you've never slept with a guy this hot before, you're usually so confident in bed but this guy makes you so nervous!

"U-Uhm, I'm gonna start now..." You say shakily as you reach a hand out and drag your index finger down from Toji's chin to collarbone, brushing over his Adam's apple which surprisingly makes him shiver.

"You're so hot." You desire starts to take control, clogging your mind and blocking out all the anxiety you previously felt.

"Thanks, kid." Toji says before letting out a quiet yelp as he's pushed down onto the bed, "That was quick-"

"Stop calling me 'kid'. It's annoying."

You glare at him before gently running your hands down Toji's torso, down to his hips, giving them a squeeze.

"M' not a kid... I know what I'm doing."

"I'll believe it when I see it." Toji scoffs.

"You'll believe it soon." You say as you hook your fingers under the waistband of his grey sweatpants and pull them down along with his boxers to just below his ass.

"You're already hard, really?" You tease with a smirk before reaching a hand out to give a single pump to his cock, making Toji grunt and grit his teeth when you pull your hand back.

You crouch down to drag his pants and boxers down to his ankles before pulling them off and spreading his legs apart so you can see his hole.

"You're so goddamn hot." You practically drool as you sit on your knees, your hands placed firmly on the insides of his thighs to spread his legs apart as you bring your head close to lick his hole.

When you see Toji's pleased reaction you keep going, licking and fingering him open until you deem him ready enough to take your cock.

You stand up again and unzip your jeans, pulling your pants and boxers down just enough to let your cock spring free.

"Jesus, you've actually got a big dick." Now it's Toji's turn to feel flustered when he sees your cock in all it's glory.

"You'll be even more impressed once it's actually inside you."

You smirk and grip the underside of Toji's left thigh, you push it back and use your other hand to grab your dick, slapping it against Toji's hole a few times, making the man squirm.

"You gonna put it in or wha' Ah!" Toji's eyes widen and he groans as you press the tip in.

"For an old guy you're hella tight..." You grunt and slowly push the rest of your length in. Once you're all the way in you give it a minute for Toji to adjust before you start slowly moving.

You thrust in and out slowly. brushing against his prostate each time you thrust back in.

Toji lets out a long string of moans and grunts as you move back and forth, in and out. "J-Jesus... y-you actually know what y-you're doing, h-huh?" Toji can't help but smile in ecstasy as you speed up your thrusts, "Hhholy shit-!"

Toji groans and grips the bed sheets tightly, his knuckles turning white.

"Haah, ffuck!" You moan and grab onto his hips tightly as you speed up, getting faster with each thrust.

"Oh, fuck!" Toji squeezes his eyes shut, a few tears falling down the side of his face from pure pleasure.

Toji can't believe how fast it happens, but he cums almost instantly, he blacks out for a moment until he comes back to his senses when he feels a hard smack on his thigh.

He yelps and opens his eyes, immediately moaning again once he sees you're still fucking him.

"Y-You're still g-going?"

You spank his thigh again, "I haven't even cum yet."

You groan and throw your head back, you're still gripping his hips tightly, he's sure to be bruised by now.

Toji feels as though this has gone on forever, when it's only been fifteen minutes since you started, but to him it's felt like an eternity with how many times he's came.

Toji cums again and again, he's crying at this point but he doesn't dare ask you to stop.

It's not for another twenty minutes later till you cum, Toji sees stars when it finally happens, he cums so hard he blacks out, falling limp on the bed.

You come back to your senses and immediately freak out, "Toji?!"

You look down at him worriedly, when you see that he's breathing you calm down, you have no idea what to do so you do what any normal person would do.

You pull your pants back up and walk out of the room, quietly shutting it behind you.

You walk to the front door and open it only to see a teenage boy who's about to open the door.

You immediately stop in your tracks and have no idea what to say, you just quietly step outside and past the kid, the kid eyeing you warily.

"Uhm... you Toji's kid?" You ask awkwardly.

"Yeah... I'm Megumi..." The kid, or Megumi, says, still glaring at you.

"Uhm, maybe don't go into your dad's room for a while..." Is all you say before you run away, back into your apartment.

"What a weirdo..." Megumi says out loud to himself before walking inside.

[bitchy-peachy]

Does she know she's descended from invaders not indigenous to the region?

Her and her kind are the ones that should get deported.

Remember that time Trumpers asked a Navajo House of Representatives member if he was here legally?

Oh, and yelled at brown 10 year olds that they were illegal and needed to leave America?

Yeahno, I 100% believe Trump would revoke all our citizenships in a heartbeat. Vote BLUE.

[starshapedjello]

🥵Scorpio Mars🥵

💥Knew about s3x from an early age

💥Secret s3xal encounters

💥everyone is attracted to them secretly

💥Naturally a bad a$$

💥Don’t fck with them, bc THEY WILL go off with out pause (natural fighter)

💥Ooze s3xuality with out even trying

💥Knows how to make you O (just knows)

💥Obsessed with their object of affection and WILL obtain them no matter how long it takes (seriously willing to obsess for over two decades)

💥Oh you broke up with them? You’re dead to them now. You never existed.

💥SKILLED AT EVERYTHING

💥NATURAL RESEARCHER will find out EVERYTHING on their crushes

💥Knows everything about your crushes, too.

💥Knows everything about everyone

💥Naturally psychic

💥Acts on instincts

💥Not afraid to act

💥Has no fear

💪One of the most powerful mars signs, so watch out 💋

[hannicorpse]

ʚ♡ɞ hopelessly devoted to you : episode seven - fboys

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pairing : frat members yang jungwon x female reader

warnings : smoking, drinking, karina says the word fuck a lot

wc : 2k

preview : jungwon was always known as one of the more persistent members of the epsilon nu frat. so when he ran into you for the first time, he just knew he couldn’t get enough of you. even if you couldn’t be together because of your warring friend groups. but that doesn’t mean they had to know. right?

taglist ! @firstclassjaylee @13tter @yjwxfxr @nctislifue @yizhoutv @jwonistic @seunghancore @sol3chu @qettalos @unhakki @i03jae @gyuvision

from niya ; the song referenced is fck boys by blxst

just as promised, you were getting ready to go to the party hosted at epsilon nu’s frat house. or as they called it, the ‘traphouse’. you and karina always found that corny. nonetheless, you’ll still attend.

as soon as you walked out your dorm with ning, you saw the rest of your friends already waiting outside.

“i’ll drive?” you said, grabbing your keys before closing the door.

“i mean, you’re the only one who knows where it is.” aeri grimaced.

the final destination was not far from the girls dorms, but it was still far enough off campus that you wouldn’t be able to walk.

as soon as you parallel parked the car off the sidewalk, you led your friends towards the front door of the house.

“it’s so weird being here after so long.” karina mumbled, as minjeong, ning, and aeri admired the scenery in awe. “sometimes i forget that you guys have never seen the house.”

“i mean, we weren’t necessarily invited. like, you were heeseung’s girlfriend. and i swear sunghoon has been trying to get with y/n for ages.” minjeong pointed out as aeri agrees.

“seriously? i pretty much grew up with sunghoon. i can’t say he’s ever seen me like that.” you scoffed, before going up to the ‘bouncer’ who stood by the front doors.

“name?” he asked.

“y/n lee?” you questioned, assuming your name should’ve already been on the list. you ignored the complaints from your friends in the background as two random girls shoved past you, immediately being let in.

“there’s no y/n on the list.”

“you’re kidding. can’t you just let us in? i know sunghoon. mark lee is literally my brother.”

“nice try. you don’t know how many times i’ve heard that tonight. can you just tell me what sorority you’re in?” the bouncer says as he looks you up and down.

“alpha epsilon.” you groaned, growing annoyed as he turns around to make a call.

“i’m being told that no one from alpha epsilon is allowed into the epsilon nu frat house as of last year.”

“this is ridiculous..” you mutter, pulling out your phone to text jungwon.

barely a minute went by before your knights in shining armor came out from the house. “yo, what are you doing? they’re with us. did you even bother to check that exclusive guest list?” jungwon scolded the bouncer, as he tapped on the top of the clipboard, which clearly read your names on it.

sunghoon peaked his head out from behind the door, motioning for you all to follow him into the house while jungwon dealt with the bouncer.

“sorry about that. he’s a transfer student. normally we don’t hire freshmen but, duty calls.” he shrugged. “there’s a cooler out back, non alcoholic drinks in the fridge, and food on the island. welcome to the traphouse. didn’t think you guys would make it.”

“wouldn’t miss it for the world.” karina rolled her eyes with sarcasm, before waving her hand for you and your friends to follow her to the kitchen.

before you could follow, sunghoon grabbed your arm. “i got you a little something.” he winked, pulling you to a more secluded area.

you walked with him as he pulled you, but you turned around to look for your friends so you’d know where to find them later. at a party like this? they wouldn’t leave their spot. but you didn’t miss the way they all looked at you suspiciously, whispering amongst themselves. “they’re definitely fucking.” minjeong muttered.

sunghoon sat down on the couch, gesturing for you to sit next to him.

you put your head on his shoulder as he rolled a blunt for you, leaning into his warmth. “why aren’t you looking for jungwon?” he whispered teasingly.

your face fell. “who told you?” you asked, almost immediately dropping the lit joint he held out to you when you jumped up from your seat.

“riki.” he shrugged, taking a hit since you didn’t seem to do so yourself.

“he told riki??” you exclaimed in fear, running a hand through your hair. “this is bad. who else knows?” “just us. but i pretty much found out myself. you guys are really obvious.” he murmured, blowing the smoke past his lips before holding the blunt up to yours.

you took a long drag, blowing the smoke up towards the ceiling. “nothing even happened. all we did was talk. do you know what would happen to me if they found out? my friends already hate me for talking to you. what am i supposed to do?” you ran on, visibly stressed.

sunghoon grounded you. he was always good at that since you were younger.

“can you relax?.. this,” he emphasized the joint he held between his two fingers as he let you use it, “was supposed to calm you down, not rile you up. i’ll help you with jungwon. it’s clear you have a fat crush on each other. so don’t stress. and your friends? they need to learn the world doesn’t revolve around them and their feelings. you knew me before you met them anyway.”

“you.. you’re actually right. but, still. i’m just scared. i really have no idea what would happen if they knew. like, karina literally loses her appetite if you mention anyone in epsilon nu.” you sigh, allowing yourself to sink into the leather couch.

“your usual goods doesn’t seem to be working for you.” he teased.

“i’ve grown a higher tolerance for this.” you scoffed, playfully flicking his shoulder.

“i’ll swing by at lunch to drop off a new strain next week. we got some of that strawberry cough stuff.” sunghoon laughed. “stay here, i’ll be back.” he informs you, putting out the forgotten joint.

as soon as he left, karina and ning came up to you. “don’t tell me you’re fucking park sunghoon.” karina sighed in frustration, speaking through her teeth.

“i’ve said this before and i’ll say it again. he’s practically a brother! i’m not even interested in anyone right now.” you frowned.

“you can fuck whoever you want. but it can’t be someone in epsilon nu.”

“i’m not trying to?” you exclaimed in genuine confusion, almost anger. karina was ready to talk again, but immediately stopping herself, closing her mouth as sunghoon came back.

“we’ll talk later. come on ning.” karina scoffed. you watched as ning gave you an apologetic look, gesturing how bad she felt.

“karina seems to be on one.” sunghoon joked, attempting to lighten the mood. “how would you know?” “she doesn’t really talk when she’s mad.”

you stared blankly at him. “how would you know?” “seriously? she was here almost every day because of heeseung.”

sunghoon sat down on the couch with two red solo cups in his hands. he held one out to you, letting you smell it before you took it.

“gosh, that’s strong. the hell is this?” you grimaced at the alcohol stench.

“vodka. grey goose, specifically.” he smiled. “no kidding.. this is crazy. that’s like, 6 shots in one cup.” “it’ll definitely get you there. that’s what this is for.” sunghoon emphasized the other cup, raising it to show that it is half full with strawberry fanta.

you hesitate at first, but pound the vodka before immediately taking the chaser.

“that was terrible.” you coughed out.

“one more?” “..”

by the time the party was already over, you were crazy drunk. your friends were already waiting in your car. good thing you gave ning the keys.

sunghoon offered to walk you out, but jungwon came racing towards you to beat him too it. “nooo, i’ll do it!” he slurred, probably more drunk than you were.

“where were you the whole night?” you whined, as he held your waist to help you get up from the couch.

“sorry babyyy i was dealing with the guy that was giving you a hard time.” he chuckled, pressing his nose into your neck as you walked towards the door.

“thank you wonnie.” you smiled, before reaching up to cup his cheek.

you stared into his big and round eyes. jungwons pupils dilated as you looked at him, his cheeks flushing a rosy color.

his breath hitched as he felt you coming closer, before you eventually sealed your lips together into a soft kiss.

you could taste whatever he was drinking at tip of his tongue. you were practically leaning into jungwon now, so his hands held your waist to prevent you from falling over.

jungwon pulled away, licking his lips before letting you go, holding the door open for you.

“such a gentleman.” you laughed as you were stumbling over yourself.

ningning was waiting outside for you, ready to catch you and walk to the car.

“come on, you’re drunk.” she smiled, helping you settle into the car next to aeri, who gave you a neutral look.

“we’re never coming back here again.” karina sighed, putting the car in ignition before turning out into the road.

[ying-doodles]

// webtoon spoilers (ep 162)

oh boy are things about to go DOWN-

the way javier covers himself with his wings and verkis teleports himself to the fcking moon (?!) when they realize what's about to happen is fcking killing me oml,, 😭

jesus christ, he straight up unleashed a literal torrent of noise?? the way the panel borders vibrated on that last panel too omg-

not all the birds getting stunned and the fish floating on the water afterwards?? 😭

oh my god he actually swore.. :0

he's literally standing there like 🧍🏼 ahdjdjsk-

sir, you are in fcking danger!! 😭

dude they're literally playing tennis with his goddamn head- this poor man,, 😭😭😭

at least in the novel, it was out of self defense but this is just bullying oh my lord??

wait that's the end of the fight?? then what happened to the attack design skill?? did they cut it out entirely?? what the fck!! ლ(¯ロ¯"ლ)

ahdjdjsk the way his face is poofed up like he got stung by a bee and the two hairs sticking out of his head bandage is insane- XD

why does he always look so pretty after doing the most heinous shxt I swear to god,,

'i don't think anyone is the villain here.' bxtch?? be so fcking fr rn- 😭

ahdjdjsk why are they such boyfriends with the way they're holding each other back??

also the way you can clearly tell javier's just acting cause he's all stiff and didn't even unsheath his sword-

I can't fcking take him seriously, he looks like a goddamn hamster- 😭😭😭

what's with the webtoon giving everybody smart phones? they didn't wanna put in the rainbow they use to communicate? 🌈

lloyd scolding michael (I'm still calling him michael) goes about the same as in the novel where he realizes he's never seen things in others' perspectives-

but they changed it so that lloyd suggests that he stays and studies earth?? what happened to him wanting to self-reflect and then learning about earth on his own accord??

and he just readily signs the contract?? damn I know he was naive in the novel but I feel like this is even worse- 😭

I know they're setting up the trial for the eye of summer here but isn't it jewel of truth time in the next episode?

can't wait to see how they fck that up.. 😑

overall this is an alright episode and it made me laugh a lot but at the same time, there's so much missing again,, 😔

[manic-sapphic]

prob my top 2 fav entrapta lines

and technically both are said in space, and as seems to be w my brain, totally skew from opposite ends of the silly-to-serious spectrum. gimme a moment to feign surprise at this realization... mkay here we go

bow gotta promise he won't be mad - entrapta's not tryna end up back on spaceship probation. ... bow-bation. there's no need to push, geez, i'll see myself out.

(i added a lil extra ^^ to this here cause tbh, glimmer's face when bow makes that deal just cracks me tf up)

alright but in all seriousness, i love tf out of this ⬇️ line so much, it's just cjdjslcmfjdkagarblegarblexnxkskcnxn -- it so cohesively, one-shot expresses so much about the message i hear prime getting from other etherians he's faced with. whether it's catra's "what did you expect?" or adora/she-ra with "you miscalculated" the underlying message is this exact, in-ur-face-dummy line right here, except entrapta gets down to the core of it and draws the dumb bitch a lil diagram tryna make it easy for him to understand cause she's a smarty running sims in her head constantly--

and the fact they give the line to entrapta? so fucking perfect, cause she may not be the best with emotions but it's because of that difficulty that she truly understands their weight, their power, and how much they're capable of - it's the whole reason gurl's down to risk her neck tryna figure out where his flagship is so they can go get glimmer in early s5. she may not be the best at expressing or handling emotions, so like others in the show w similar issues (even if for diff reasons), it's easy for her to lose her way tryna follow em, but that doesn't mean she doesn't feel them and wants to do whatever she's capable of doing to act on them. which is another big reason they're all able to bring prime's dumbass to ruin.

cause like any etherian who's literally faced prime, all she can do is basically laugh at that moron. cause her esp, runnin those sims, she knows his shit's untenable and dude's spiraling towards his own destruction. she's just hoping like hell it won't end up taking everybody else w him. but for the moment, she prob just stoked af she out-programmed a centuries old tech-advanced megalomaniac with the cutest lil "fck you" peace sign emblem i've ever seen in my life. mock that bitch more? not possible.

i luh u entrapta <333 geek princess for the fcking win

[taylors-fourth-cat-meow]

Answering this ask because my clumsy ass deleted the draft of the ans as well as the ask idek how that happened

HERE'S THE COMMENTARY ON ACOFAS CHAPTER 11: THE ONE WHERE RHYISE VISITS A SUICIDAL TAMLIN AND TELLS HIM TO ROT IN HELL 🥰

A tomb.

This place was a tomb.

How can someone be proud of doing something cruel to someone? If they are the saints they claim to be why do this to Tamlin bro? Istg i will NEVER to this understand how on earth did the editors agree to the plotline of the destruction of Spring Court?

Lucien had not come here to make amends during Solstice, I realized as Tamlin opened the door to the dark library.

Lucien had come here out of pity. Mercy.

Bruh why? why? wud he underestimate their bond like that? he speaks as if they hadnt been each others only family for centuries

Tamlin claiming an ornate cushioned chair on one side of it. The only thing he had that was close to a throne these days.

oh fck u little shit atleast tamlin doesnt OPPRESS his people!!

“If you’ve come to gloat, you can spare yourself the effort.”

Tamlin is so non-combative here and people still have the audacity to say Rhysie is the bigger male????

“Do you see any sentries around to do it?”

Even they had abandoned him. Interesting. “Feyre did her work

thoroughly, didn’t she.”

THATS NOT SOMETHING TO BE FUCKING PROUD OF RHYSIE

ISTG this asshole someone needs to kick him in the balls. HARD.

I smiled. “Oh, no. That was all her. Clever, isn’t she.”

No sir she is a dumb teenage girl who taught to destroy a court DURING WARTIME?

tbh if Spring wouldn't have fallen the war would have never gone down i said what i said.

I didn’t smile as I countered with, “I suppose you think I should be

thanking you, for stepping up to assist in reviving me.”

“I have no illusions that the day you thank me for anything, Rhysand, is the day the burning fires of hell go cold.”

my boi tamlin is so savage like??

SLAY

Tamlin deserved what he’d brought upon himself, this husk of a life.

He deserved every empty room, every snarl of thorns, every meal he had to hunt for himself.

Seriously? Tamlin, sweetheart, for the love of good kick this man and his bat dick pls.

Tamlin had burned them long ago, Feyre had told me. It made no

difference. He’d been there that day.

I really want to emphasize that Tamlin DID NOT take part in their death.

Had given his father and brothers the information on where my sister and mother would be waiting for me to meet them. And done nothing to help them as they were butchered.

BRO????

U expect a boy to go against his evil, physically abusive father? NO, strike that.

U WANT A BOY TO GO AGAINT A HIGH LORD?

No tell me? how was Tamlin supposed to fight a HIGH LORD and his brother??? Three against one??

And even if he tried to help them? we will never know? we get only rhysie's side of the story never tamlin's pov

“You brought every bit of this upon yourself,”

Yes yes lets go tell a suicidal person he brought every bit of his misery on himself

Yeh lets all applaud him

“You won,” he spat, sitting forward. “You got your mate. Is that not

enough?”

"No."

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK???

MANNNNNNNNNNNNNN

I WANT TO SCRATCH MY EYEBALLS RHYSIE'S EYEBALLS OUT AT THIS POINT

"You deserve everything that has befallen you. You deserve this pathetic, empty house, your ravaged lands. I don’t care if you offered that kernel of life to save me, I don’t care if you still love my mate. I don’t care that you saved her from Hybern, or a thousand enemies before that.”

THIS UNGRATEFUL LITTLE BITCH?!?!?!?!?

PLSSSSSSSSS

Why doesnt he care that tamlin has saved BOTH their lives on MULTIPLE occasions???

at this point 50% of the IC owe their life to tamlin

“I hope you live the rest of your miserable life alone here. It’s a far more satisfying end than slaughtering you.”

well he isnt even strong enough to keep his people in line and not a hair's breath away from rebellion, i doubt he'll be able to slaughter the HL who tore apart Amarantha, who fought a hundred of Hybern's monsters and soldiers in their camp ALONE, at the same time helping feyre escape AND was able to "drag" another highlord to war

*Drops mike*

But Tamlin only stared. And after a heartbeat, his eyes lowered to the

desk. “Get out.”

Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present to you the bigger male

Tamlin didn’t have shields around the house. None to prevent anyone from winnowing in, to guard against enemies appearing in his bedroom and

slitting his throat.

It was almost as if he was waiting for someone to do it.

This breaks my heart so much. No, Tamlimn doesnt deserve this. NO ONE deserves this. Imagine being OKAY with someone being suicidal?!

[imnobodysbaby]

that can't be it. srsly?!?!?! but no, yes i am MAD that we didn't get to see Sylki kiss but i am even more madder that we didn't even got the chance to hear out how Sylvie feels, BECAUSE SHE FEELS A LOT AND YOU CANNOT TELL ME OTHERWISE! WHY?

Just the way she looks at Loki when she found out that Loki had the choice to kill her and the universe will be saved, but he didn't. CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE HOW SHE FELT WHEN SHE FOUND OUT ABOUT THAT?

When Loki goes out to the Loom, we can see how Sylvie is frantic and says "I need to get out there" so she can be with him, but she can't and all she can do is watch, not even knowing what will happen to him. YOU CAN SEE ALL THE CARE AND LOVE IN HER EYES

this one shot of everyone being just silhouettes and we can see the light center at her only for a while but we can clearly see the look on her face. her hand on her mouth just shows how fckng worried she is

also THIS

WE CAN SEE THAT SYLVIE UNDERSTANDS. SHE KNOWS THAT LOKI KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS. AND THAT IS TO HAVE A NORMAL LIFE. SHE CAN SEE WHAT LOKI IS ABOUT TO DO, SHE UNDERSTANDS THAT HE’S DOING THIS FOR HER (for all of them ofc) AND WHY SHE SAID, “He’s giving us a chance”. WE CAN CLEARLY SEE THE HURT IN HER EYES!!!

“for you” (FCK I AM WRECKED 😭😭😭)

SERIOUSLY, I'M PRETTY SURE A LOT OF THINGS ARE GOING ON IN HER MIND. THEY DIDN'T EVEN GET THE CHANCE TO TALK!!! AND WHY DIDN'T WE GET MORE OF SYLVIE'S SIDE IN THIS MATTER?!

Sylvie is new to this kind of feelings, that's why it's hard for her to let it out, BUT WE CAN CLEARLY SEE THAT SHE DOES CARE FOR HIM SO MUCH AND I HATE IT SO MUCH THAT THEY DIDN'T EVEN LET HER EXPLORE IT OUT MORE.

SYLVIE IS LITERALLY THE HEART OF THE WHOLE SERIES. Everything Loki does boils down to her/for her (and ofc for his newfound friends and family) and to think everything started because of her and we didn't even get a chance to see what she'll do now. YOU ALSO CANNOT TELL ME THAT SHE WILL JUST LIVE ON WITH HER LIFE AND NOT THINK OF LOKI BECAUSE SHE WILL OKAY?! SHE CAN GO AFTER HIM IF SHE WANTS (she still have He Who Remains tempad bracelet thingy soooo)

ALSO LAST THING I am also MAD that we finally see how Loki is when he falls in love that he literally sacrifices EVERYTHING, GOES OUT OF HIS WAY, GOES BACK TO HIS VILLANOUS HABIT JUST TO FIND HER AND IT ALL ENDS UP LIKE THAT?!?!??! I WILL NOT ACCEPT IT!

[dia-land]

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💤 Shu 💤

She is the laziest girl you'll ever know. When shes at home, she'll be sleeping, when she's in the limbo she'll be sleeping, when she's in school she'll be sleeping. Just everywhere!

And she's always got her headphones in her ears, whenever you see her.

You may think, all girls like to keep tidy and they all love dressing up and flirting. But Shu? All she likes to do is sleep and lay around. She puts no effort into dressing up, cleaning, and cooking NOTHING. And flirting? Nahhh that is just a waste of time as well.

No matter how lazy she is she still gets a lot of guys. Yep. By doing nothing. She is very attractive to all the guys and they all wanted her. When they tried to talk to her. She'd just look at them coldly until they went away.

Speaking about looking, her eyes were a very icy blue colour. If you ever make eye contact with her, you'd freeze. Literally.

Her hair is really long and wavy. She still thought it was a hassle to keep it long but it was a hassle to cut it off too. So she couldn't care less for her hair and just always just has them down. If she did tie them up, it'd be a messy bun. Her hair is VERY tangled.

Her height is kinda tall around 5'7'.

She is very p3rverted. She may look bored and not interested in anything at all but she is secretly really perverted. Once, she teleported into the boys P.E changing room and snuck behind one of the lockers and looked at guys changing. And it wasn't only guys. GIRLS TOO.

She would also try to peek under the girls skirts. But no one really noticed her p3rverted side due to her laziness.

🔬 Reiji 🔬

STRICT MOMMY. 😩

Ok no seriously, she is the strictest girl you'll ever know. She does not like having fun at all and takes everything really seriously.

She loves to keep everything tidy and clean.

If you DARE disobey her, she'll punish you HARD. No matter how tall or stronger you are than her she'll still easily have control over you.

Her glares are the s3xiest yet scariest thing ever. Her magenta eyes that always seem to be boiling with anger can pierce through your heart and keep you shivering . And her long black hair is always smooth and beautifully straight.

Her height is tall, around 5'8'.

If you ever mess with her, you'll be in a lot of trouble. Her punishments are so painful you'd be crying for your mum. Whips, scratches, bites, knives, chains, poison. Take everything seriously when you're with her.

When she calls you to have tea with her, you won't know what to say. If you say yes, the tea may be poisoned but if you say no, she'll punish you. Dealing with her is really hard.

Never bring up anything about her past to her. Unless you're in for another punishment. But there's one more thing that you should NEVER talk to her about. You guessed it, Shu.

If you know Reiji, she hates Shu's guts. Everything about Shu disgusts Reiji.

She always tells off her sisters for almost everything but for Shu, it's on another level. Girl won't even let her breathe.

Her lectures are long as fck. Like you'll just be sitting there as she goes on muttering nonsense.

I wouldn't say she's really that p3rverted but when she's in the mood, prepare yourself.

For example, if you were studying or just sitting down, she'll come and sit on your l@p and play with your hair or something like that. You'll get the hint that she's in the mood for it if she does that's cause she usually never does that.

🏀 Ayato 🏀

SHE. IS. SO. ANNOYING.

She's like that fly that doesn't go away.

No matter what you do she'll come back chanting for your blood. Yep, just like a fly asking for blood instead of buzzing.

She calls herself 'yours truly' and will ask you to call her that too. Seriously at this point she's gonna make you call the police. But I'd doubt they'd do anything as well.

When she isn't annoying, she's probably just playing basketball or just doing something to distract herself. She is very talented at basketball. Like if you walk into her room, you'll see trophies and medals all over the place. She thinks that she's the best at everything and is very narcissistic and selfish. But sports is like the only thing she's good at, anything else like, maths, science, history, music. She'd fail all those subjects.

Sometimes if she's busy or just doesn't wanna do her homework she'd ask someone to do it for her, and if they don't do it, she'll be ready to fight.

When shes playing basketball, her long red hair keeps coming on her face. She NEVER ties up her hair. Even some teachers ask her to tie up her hair due to how long it is but she never listens.

She is really popular. Mainly in sports and cause everyone thinks she's cool. Her uniform is always put on wrong. She usually leaves the top buttons open. But if she did have the buttons done, they would be all over the place. Like the top button would be on the bottom buttons place. But she really can't care less.

Her eyes are a lot more calmer than the rest of her tomboyish appearance. They remind everyone of nature and beautiful leaves and flowers. They are just calm to look at.

Her height is 5'5'.

She is really rude most of the time and has a lot of demands. You better give her what she wants.

She's also known for being really cheesy and flirty with people. She always winks at people she finds hot and talks to them.

She loves food. Mainly takoyaki but she'll happily eat anything.

She doesn't only annoy people from school but also her brothers. She gets along mostly with laito.

Reiji always has to scold her cause she's always yelling and breaking things around the house purposely.

She is really p3rverted. She would try to touch you where she wants anywhere. At school, home in front of her sisters, out shopping, ANYWHERE. She simply doesn't give a damn about what other ppl are thinking, she doesn't care.

🐻 Kanato 🐻

She's a soft girl.

Whenever you look at her, it'll look like she's really sleepy and weak. But if you know Kanato, she's anything but weak.

Watch what you say to her cause if you make the wrong move, she'll be ready to slice your throat. Regardless of her height.

Talking about her height, she's only 5'2'. Her sisters always mock her cause of that. Sometimes, Ayato takes teddy and throws it to laito and they play with it throwing teddy around. It really frustrates Kanato but she can't really do anything about that cause of her height.

Forget about her height, she's still very strong. Especially to humans. No matter how tall you are, she'll still be stronger but she will have difficulties slapping you or doing anything to your face cause she's just too short.

Her hair is mostly in pigtails or just some cute style but sometimes when she's not motivated her hair is opened.

And her eyes. They're a confusing greyish purple colour. They look very dull yet interesting. What's under her eyes are eye bags, cause she has difficulty sleeping that's why. It may not exactly suit others but it's somehow attractive on her.

She loves to dress up as fairies and princesses. And she likes to pretend that she's having tea parties with her teddies. She loves all her toys but there's one that she'll never ever throw away. Teddy. Teddy is her oxygen. She would kill someone for her precious teddy. But again, it's hard for her to do that when she's, y'know. Short. So sometimes she just harshly punishes whoever touched teddy cause it's too hard for her to just kill them.

She's not really a p3rverted or h0rny person. But when she is she's really physical. And will force you if she wants it.

🎩 Laito 🎩

She's uncontrollably p3rverted. 24/7.

Unbelievably, she's even more annoying than Ayato sometimes.

She's so annoying sometimes you'd just wanna take a knife and stap her, but that won't work cause shes immortal.

She'll make you wanna call the police but she'll somehow act innocent and persuade the police to believe her instead. There's no escape from her.

Her hair is very silky. And her bangs are really long. You often can't see them because she wears a hat.

Her eyes are kinda similar to Ayato's but darker. They look more mischievous too. They kinda look like green venom something poisonous.

She's really flirty. She'll start flirting with anyone she sees.

It is really hard to not fall for her but the more you spend time with her, the more you fall in love. But don't get fooled, cause she might seem like she loves you too but realistically, she doesn't know real what love is. She only believes it's physical, not emotional.

Whenever you bring up the fact that being physical isn't love, she'll just laugh and force herself upon you even more. It's hard to deal with her about this.

She's the same height as Ayato but sometimes she looks taller cause she wears heels. But her real height is 5'5'.

When she isn't p3rverted. (Thank god.) She likes to play crosswords or play the piano. Those activities kinda distract her from her usual p3rverted actions.

When she's in a really good mood, she'll play especially for you! It'll put you in a good mood knowing that she's more than just p3rverted.

⚰️ Subaru ⚰️

A lot of people from her school call her emo and they don't like her. Honestly she acts like she doesn't care but whenever that happens she's really insecure and sad from the inside.

She needs someone to tell he that she's perfect.

She mostly wears black and and acts depressed, that is why everyone call her that.

Her hair is not that long but it goes a bit bellow her shoulders. She always has one side of her hair over her eye. Her eyes are a deep red colour. Like a red apple.

Her height is 5'6', but cause she wears buncky shoes it makes her look a bit taller.

She has serious anger issues that she finds hard to control. Telling her to stop would just make her even more scarier and angrier. Reiji always tells her to stop but she'd do it again and again.

Ayato really gets on her nerves. And laito. Forget it, all the triplets piss her off.

Ayato is just too annoying. Kanto is just like a baby. And laito is just a p3rvert.

She didn't really mind Reiji but if Reiji keeps telling Subaru off for things, she gets pissed off.

Shu is the only sane person in the family to her.

Subaru acts really quiet and uninterested in most things but if she loves you, she'll be ready to give you the world. It could be if you're just friends or lovers.

She also secretly loves listening to rock metal music. Once Ayato found out about it and made fun of her for listening to that, so from that day, Subaru didn't really listen to music any more. If she did, it would be in her earphones. (That she hardly uses).

Shes not a horny person at all. In fact, if you talk about anything relating to the topic, she would just blush and try to run away from you. But if she is in the mood, it's different. She'd act like she doesn't wanna do anything like that but she would secretly want to do the wildest things ever. It's pretty confusing when you're with her.

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((I'm so sorry I answered this late! I hope you like it though. 😊💕))

[dearweirdme]

About Jungkook, his biggest growth in 2023 is, (I think) he completely stopped giving a single fck about many things he would be worried before. That is how I see all those looong lives, he wanted to present this grown up JK, expressing himself without causing any speculation or manipulation and maybe to prepare Army for the future Jungkook (such as, he openly denied on live that he had a girlfriend because he didn’t feel the "need" :)) Or another time, he grilled people when they called 7 a dirty song because of the lyrics, saying "Why do you think sex is dirty? Do you how old I am? I know things, you know?" Or that time when he continued to smoke as he was looking right into paparazzi’s eyes.

Jungkook has changed and for the better. Don’t know if it is about the contract or personal growth/changing perspective or anything else, we will see more about that in 2025, imo. He will (hopefully) more free and fierce.

Kind of connected with this, I always thought how JK was like a nomad for years inside BTS, old Army’s might remember that this was one of the running jokes for a long time. Never really had a room or staying in his room even when he had one. Mainly because BH’s insistence to hide that he stayed with Tae most of the time. One of the biggest manipulation of BTS history was that JK acting like he slept in the closet literally! (And certain group of shippers were so happy about it, speculating that closet was close to Jm and Hobi’s room so he can sneak into their room to sleep with JM :))) when he was actually shared a room with Tae which they confirmed this years later. I always thought that he always seems like he didn’t really own and settle in a space because he has to hide the reality) Yes, later he had his flat which we saw every corner of it but even that one felt like a back up place o use when it is convenient and necessary.

That is why I was intrigued with the news about that huge ass mansion he is building. Not buying a ready one but building his own dream place from the scratch (and it is apparently in a very strategic place, surrounded by embassies so it is difficult to stalk) I thought "Finally, he will settle down!” We will see with whom he will live in that huge ass mansion… Any guesses with whom? ;)

Hi anon!

Your ask made me feel a lot. I think I agree with some points, but I also see some things a bit differently. Let me explain...

I think Jk has been a grown up and has been acting as a grown up for quite a long time already. I think him being the maknae, and that actually being something that was pushed (not wrongfully, I mean he is indeed the maknae) made a part of army stuck in the way they viewed him. To bash the company for a bit (because why miss an oportunity), I think they intentionally made him maintain the image he had. We all know about him not having been allowed to work out because it didn't fit his youthfull image. I fully believe those kinds of things have been perpetuated for a long time.

When you look at how BTS members interact with Jk though, you notice that they have been treating him as the accomplished adult he is for quite some time now. Though he is their youngest, he is also someone they search out for specific things.. because they know Jk can do it, or knows how to do something. He cooks for them, he fixes stuff for them, he gives great advice, he helps them with their music projects. BTS members have taken Jk seriously for a lot longer than some of army have. And I do not mean to diminish his obvious cuteness and the way he can be bratty and that he also likes to be babied at times, but Jk has been living life according to his own ideas for quite some time.

I think what Jk did last year (and I have seen many people mention how proud they are of him laying out his boundaries and speaking up for himself to army) was to make army catch up with how people in his real life have already been seeing him for quite some time. I think for all members solo era has been about doing what they want, making the music they want. We see members put out really personal albums, we see them choosing their own vibes and visions, we see them go into different sounds from what we are used to from BTS. They wanted to show us the sides of them that were a bit lost in being a collective. I think Jk himself became very aware of it being him making the decicions this time, for himself and without 6 other voices chiming in. This possibly made him insecure a bit at first, which I think is what we saw him go through in the first few months. I think after he worked through that (probably by having a lot of conversations) he really stepped into his own and completely owned all he is capable of. I think him speaking out the way he did, is a result of having claimed his space as a solo artist, and as someone who has vision, has ideas of who he wants to be as an artist. I felt he spoke so well about realizing that not all of army would like the road he would take, and how that was oke, and that people did not have to follow him. It shows such awareness, and such an important message of not letting others expectations be a guide in life.

I don't feel his lives were calculated in a way that he did those to show how grown up he is. I think Jk just did those because he wanted to. Jk's heart is so big, I believe that he truly loves army and that he gives pieces of himself to us.. to show us that he cares. It's something he does like no other. I admire how he has found a way to be both vulnarable and protective of himself at the same time. It's tough shit doing those lives... we have seen him be disapointed at army several times during those. But Jk is very good at seeing through the bs and focusing on the love. I don't think we are capable of understanding Jk's connection with army.. it's something forreign to us and we will never get close to experiencing it for ourselves. So I don't try and disect it much, I just believe Jk when he says he wants to be able to have comfortable converstaions with us. We are kind of besties in a weird way I think.

I don't really tie the way Jk has shown himself last year to him and Tae. Aside from being in a relationship, they both also have their individual lives and careers and everything that comes with that. I think possibly the way Tae and Jk have shown themselves together does mean that they want to normalize seeing them together.

The housing situation of BTS members has been soo confusing to me 😂. It's hard to make sense of when trying to read up. I do believe Jk's appartment was actually the one he lives in though and not just a backup place. I think they just stay over at each other's places a lot. I think Jk has great vison overall. I think he knows what he likes and he plans to achieve those things. I am very glad he'll be moving to a more safe location. And yes... well see how often we hear a fridge in the background 😂

[risisthis]

Eyes are a window to the mind

We are all familiar with Will’s eyes getting darker in s2 when he was possessed, but I want to talk about how that correlates to Vecna’s and his victims’ eyes in s4. This theory could maybe even indicate that Max isn’t actually blind.

I noticed a pattern in the show; eyes reflect the person’s state of mind or to say the lack of. Looking back at Henry’s monologue in 4x07 and 4x09 , I think they almost confirmed it. Let’s take a look at 3 different versions we’ve seen and what I think they could mean:

1. Henry/Vecna’s glazed eyes

I want to start by comparing Henry’s eyes when he first landed in the dimension x vs how they looked during the events of s4.

We can see that one of his eyes was hurt, but the other looked perfectly normal. This changes later on where both of his eyes have this milky glaze over them. I think this wasn’t only for a scary effect, rather to show that he has full control over the hive mind. His mind isn’t only present in his body, it’s in the everything else around him as well. He controls the hive mind through the mind flayer (even if tfs opened the possibility that the mind flayer is still the big bad, Henry is currently pulling the strings and using the power, under influence or not). Which brings me to my second very well known example:

2. Will’s eyes getting darker when he was possessed

Henry’s eyes lost color by using his mind in more than one place, Will’s eyes gained color when having more than one mind in his body.

His mind was poisoned by an unwanted intruder, that being the mind flayer, even if Henry was the one spying through the mind flayer to get information. Will was basically trapped inside of his own head, but we know by the tapping of the morse code that he was present. His hazel eyes turned into dark brown because he was a dormant for another evil being.

3. Max’s eyes in the finale and 4x04

This is a very interesting one and kinda confirms the other two. When Henry attacks his victims, he traps them between their minds and his own. We know this because Max was able to go from her mind into Henry’s in 4x04.

What I believe he does in the end is: he creates enough power to practically take their mind and trap it fully into his. Why I think this theory is correct? Henry’s monologue (obviously) and Max’s eyes.

If you compare her 4x04 eyes and 4x09 eyes, they are drastically different, but I’m not 100% sure that is because he injured them. Remember Henry was stopped by El before he managed to do to Max’s eyes what he did to other victims’ eyes.

Keep in mind, what he did to Max’s eyes he also did to El’s in the flashback. Her eyes are blank because she isn’t currently present, but Henry never got the chance to completely hurt them.

Unfortunately, he still managed to fully connect to Max which created enough power to get her mind before El intervened. There was only a lil bit left which Henry took after she died. Max said: “I can’t feel or see anything” and that is because she was already trapped in Henry’s mind. That’s why color didn’t return to her eyes.

Also why El couldn’t find her in the hospital scene. The difference between Max and other victims is that El revived her, so once they beat Vecna her mind will have a body to return to. If this theory is correct, I think she might not be blind, rather there is currently no soul in her body and a little reminder of the saying “A person’s eyes are a window to their soul”.

The conclusion

Eyes reflect your mind and I believe we’ve got enough proof for this to basically be true. I can totally see them going in this direction, but still seriously fck them for putting Max through this.

[lipglossanon]

thinking about subby stepbro leon (like i often do 😵‍💫) and maybe one day his friends come over and theyre all hanging out in his room and they see a pair of your panties that either you left behind by accident or maybe leon snatched it. either way, they start teasing him about his mystery girl hes with because ofc theyre not blind and they can see all the hickeys and scratches on his body that he tries to hide. and he gets so blushy and flustered because theyre asking him so many questions and you happen to walk by and hear all of it. maybe his door is open and you make eye contact with him (his friends aren't looking that way) and give him a wink just to tease him more, making him look even cuter with how red his face gets as he tries desperately to change the subject. after that, you go to your room and send him some raunchy pictures to rile him up further. at first, he would respond with something like "not now pls" because he knew his friends would try and look at his phone if he started gawking at it. but as you sent more and more, he couldnt help but sext you a little. "so sexy" "fck are yuo touchng yorself?" "gnna fill you up latre" (hes already a fast typer and makes mistakes but he has to go even quicker now 🤭)

anyway he eventually gets his friends to leave with a bullshit excuse and almost trips over himself running to your room hehe

💭 anon <3

AGSJFL 🫣 🫣

💭 anon, I love this big brain energy you’re bringing me 👏 👏 👏

And yes, gosh he’d be such a flustered mess 😩 and then to send him pics?? 😮‍💨 he would seriously excuse himself to the bathroom at some point so he could snap a picture of his dick and send it back with something like “m so hard cause of you” 🤤 🤤

[silver-wield]

regarding that comment about nptk. Tbh. I dunno. It felt empty. Can you really say without nojima saying anything that nptk is about everyone? Really? There's a reason why nobody thought so. Like fr, NOBODY. Everyone mostly thought it's Zack, at least the Sane ones. But look, they're washing their hands. Do you see her caring about them in LSW? AC? NO. Not even in the ending. Not even in resolution, Nor creepy date. Not a single message message to her mother. NOTHING. And you want me to believe nptk is about her caring about everyone? That she truly wanted to protect everyone? What UTTER BULLSHIT IS THIS. NOJIMA are you FCKING KIDDING ME? I swear to god, if this was seen by literally anybody, NONE of them would arrive to where he wants them to arrive at. If it was Zack he said it's for everyone and he wanted go protect everyone, I'll Believe it. I Don't need to see the Shallowness of her relationship with Tifa etc because I see her priorities and Obsession and how AWFUL he treats Cloud. It's just triggering tbh. Does Nojima really think this, THIS?? is a "good" person? Let alone a "friend"? What kind of people has he been around to?? JFC I Wish he'd get a second opinion with someone with Morals and can smell BS from far away. This Isn't helping this franchise, and Truly, I am Deeply Hurt for Zack. Not just Cloud being mischaracterized because of BS HC. Not just Tifa being fcked over and taken for granted. It's also saying FCK YOU to the IP.

Like fr, I Can't believe they're still hiring ben sabin. THAT'S FCKED UP.

Honestly I think Nojima has some kinda dissociation between what's shown and what they're telling us because playing blind there's no way anybody would think Aerith is a good friend to Tifa when she's sliming herself over Cloud, and nobody would think that song is about everyone but maybe the English lyrics are at fault and the JP ones fit what he says.

I don't like the song, so idc what it's about. I'm still annoyed they came up with this convoluted scenario and then literally included a line that shows Aerith is getting Deus ex machina favouritism

She should not have been allowed to submit that song, let alone win. And how did they craft an entire production and music to go with the lyrics within a couple hours?!

I'm sorry but I seriously hate this. It makes no fucking sense and they shouldn't have done it.

[kedsandtubesocks]

Sleep over time!!! I'm rolling into the party pre-wrapped in a sleeping back and offering you this spooky fuck marry kill:

Werewolf with a steady job and a heart of gold (but maybe too much stress), Vampire who is really fussy about their feeding habits and is big on grand romantic gestures, Ghost who FUCKS and haunts a half decent house.

Kaelan you absolute precious soul WHAT AN ASK TO SEND IN IM FOAMING AT THE MOUTH AND STILL KNOCKED OUTTA MY SOCKS LIKE THIS

CAUSE I CANT PICK!!!

lol but all seriousness wow what an amazing trio you’ve presented like??? I’m ready to marry them all and I’m about to kiss that big beautiful brain of yours for these options MWAH! 💋 🥹💕

Oh man… okay but how i literally pondered about this so much I forgot the baseball game even started LMAO

marry: I gotta go with the werewolf 😭 steady job? Heart of gold? That’s a certified CLASSIC even with the stress (of course I can be the de stress solution LMAO😌)

now ok pls don’t look me 🤡

but k!ll: THE GHOST IM SORRY EHSHSJSOAB there’s no strings attached and the ghost is already dead so it’s okay to kill it again LOL

fck: my vampire loving ass will never let me live lmaooo

But Kaelan thank you again oh goodness this was so dang fun and Im getting us some fun chip flavors to try and laugh at also - I love you!!! 👻🥺💕

[darlenicy]

Okay, so I watched Winx season 4...

....and I am not okay with it!

These are my full notes & thoughts.... aka one big rant👀

Okay so a quick reminder that I watched the German dub of season 4 so if I mention voice actors it's always the German ones. Oh, and I don't consider anything post movie #1 canon. Okay that's it, thank you. Now let's start the rant.

Episode 1:

the opening cringed right in 🙄

all of a sudden Faragonda comes to mind, that there is another stage of transformation - all of a sudden

the Trix picture in the Hall of Enchantments saved my day

Of course, Bloom has to touch everything again (the curtain in front of the wizards' picture was there on purpose, bloom!)

Winxologie doesn't sound arrogant at all, Tecna

Layla thinks dancing is also a class

"The winx are all totally in love with themselves" Clarice yes, you so right

Amaryl is still with the freshmen 🤣

if Bloom had said she hadn't done it, Faragonda would have believed her - poor Alice isn't extra enough yet to be the teacher's pet. Maybe if she is also the princess of a lost kingdom she eventually has the chance to become Faragonda's new favorite

he (Ogron) talks (has the same voice actor as) like cool cake (Codatorta don't ask why I call him cool cake I just do)

Episode 3:

how ruthless the Winx are (again I forgot what they did. probably them totally failing every fkn job)

zombie stuffed animals wtf girls

these animals are so UGLY and not cute

Episode 4:

why are you so shitty with the boyz? They just want to help you??!! Another hint, that skloom is dammed

no seriously the boys are just there being nice, ready to help and the Winx (mainly Bloom) are UGHHHHH YOU DON'T TRUST US

>:((((((((((

Episode 5

why don't you use fairy dust to turn the ass ugly fairy animals back? Rainbow be like: FCK CONTINUITY!

the Winx are the problem, not the specialists (they treat the boys like shit 😭)

Roxy's dad is lol. how can you have such a bad memory? best thing is calling HELIA -> TOBIAS xD

Why is Musa's bear called Pepe? Wasn't there another name? The name is already taken, Rainbow! :(

Episode 6

why this new hairstyle boys? helia looks so stupid. he was the cute, mysterious cool boy and now he is the freak with the bangs

Episode 8

it's no wonder, that Stella wasn't allowed to drive a car on Solaria. i mean it's stella and i don't want to know how high radius' bill was for all the crashed cars 😂

of course everyone can ride a horse now! Didn't bloom say she can't ride a horse in the 2nd movie? fck continuity

at least Musa is allowed to sing alone in this ep! give musa the musical attention she deserves and fck bloom. give the fire girl an instrument and let musa sing, she's the goddamn fairy of music!

nabu and timmy are the only non toxic bfs lmao i love them

Episode 9

Erendor suuuper inconspicuous

you were on Sparx? Sparx? Not Domino? U sure?

i love Erendor's rant. still why can't he rule? does this man need vacation so badly? why is sky even king? sense come out where u hiding

the bed is minimally exaggerated

Episode 10

Roxy be like: I'm not like you, Bloom. I don't want to be special. lemme be a normal earth girl and chill. no need to make me a PRINCESS IN THE FUTURE *cough*

you're listening to the police radio, Tecna? ok how criminal of you lmao

not Musa being a toxic bitch again. that's why i ship driven

Stella x Musa (even though musa is wrong but this cute. i love when they are sweet with each other. in s1 and s2 they had their problems but since s3 they're such besties)

Episode 11

musa, jason is your producer, not your boyfriend

➡ nothing against age gaps but he is clearly interested in her because she has talent, not because she has boobs

➡ and wTf you HAVE a boyfriend, musa! poor riven, my boi 😭

nabu x layla!!!!! (i will say it again and again, they built them up to destroy them and that is unnecessary drama! 😭

Episode 14

yes musa, short hair does suit you better

➡ also stella saying that long hair is the best thing ever is pretty rude against tecna? but hey, she's cool with it: stella: hair is the most effective weapon of seduction a girl has - Tecna: oh really, i though it was the brain - burrrrrn (in the German dub it's even meaner of stella because she explicitly says LONG hair is the most effective weapon a girl has)

Bloom didn't want to be a fairy at first like Roxy?? gurl, you were totally into it! it was you stupid dream after all

if stella had seen brandon being nice to a girl she's be mad? Ehm, they used to make a game out of who flirts with more people. real stella would chill, s4 stella would explode

yes riven, you just don't have a relationship base this season makes it more obvious than ever

and the animals just stay free in the city? ok...

Episode 15

YOU BROKE UP WITH HIM, MUSA! don't act as if HE was the problem🤯

Also do we see Mitzi as a fairy ever again? no? ok

Episode 16

oh brilliant Faragonda can't solve the mystery of the white circle? loser

who said that Bloom is the one singing? who is the music fairy? i think it's not her for sure!?

WHY DOES BLOOM SING?!

Poor Riven bb

yes Riven, change yourself completely, then everything will be fine. i mean rivusa shipping aside, it's never good to change yourself for another person. musa fcks up just as much as he does. maybe they just have to face that they don't work together? never ever try to become someone you are not. if a person wants YOU to change, better question the relationship with that person

➡ ngl rainbow could have written them better. it's a mystery why they don't make them break up before s7. it's simply not working

bloom has to address twice that she is a clever fairy to sky in case he forgets

➡ WHO HAS TO CALL ONESELF CLEVER AGAIN AND AGAIN MIGHT BE NOT SO CLEVER IRL I DON'T MAKE THE RULES

Episode 17

 Tir Nan Og is near Ireland BUT it's a tropical island. makes sense

ehm is it just me or does Morgana looks exactly like the mermaid queen of andros' whose name i forgot?

hm not even that much. maybe it's the shape of their faces

Episode 18

Roxy is veeeeery emotional

brandon, don't say "you act like ex-lovers", that's very mean

you have been arguing a lot lately, musa? You argue ALL THE TIME!

Episode 19

essential oils or essential fairies? 🤣 why? i can't take them serious with that name. it sounds like "This is eucalyptus, this is peppermint, and this is lavender"🤣

do they build up nabu x layla so lovely, so that the end is even more tragic?? fck you rainbow

not stella patting the snake 🐍🤣 i love how she is not AHHHHH :0 but t AWWWWWW >.&lt;

Episode 21

not musa kissing andy in fkn front of riven!!!

since when has it been the winx's dream to become musicians? since yesterday? ok

ogron, you serious? Don't give them the black circle

not musa worrying they'll be late for their show. i mean girls, it's the world that has to be saved again. fck your damn gig

not the German dub putting the cherry on top again with giving us some extra lines when in the original is just a "huh" when the winx discover sybilla's pan fairy minions:

➡ bloom: cute *v* - stella: ..you really think so? (same girl)

bloom: we have the gIfT oF hEaRt!! Stella: the power of prudence would be a more suiteable one - omg stella slay

riven sings.. he really sings. that proves again which's bf he is

no but seriously it's so nice that the boys want to play out time to make sure the winx will have their performance too later

➡ musa: YOU WANT TO STEAL US OUR SUCCESS!!!! >:(((((( JKLDFHIDHFSFHK they made it to guarantee that YOU can still perform!

Episode preview: The Winx….and Roxy

➡ as much as you try Roxy, you'll never be a Winx 😂

Episode 22

Tecna...

....who put you in that dress???

the wizards are all 4 my boyz and i love them

Episode 23

bloom isn't thinking at all again EWEWEW I WilL fIgHt YoU! Yes, go on. Fight against the fairy of WAR. you sure got good chances. and why she alone? why of all things HER?

nebula: you will pay for your arrogance ➡️ Yes girl

Aurora be like: worried…but for my ice tower!

➡️ love it how she gives no fcks about nebula but is only worried about her home

is it that simple? Roxy just gotta say please please and Morgana is aw okay I won't go on with the war against the humans

black gift: ah good, you can prevent a death, well you certainly won't act in haste i'm sure (spoiler: in the end it's not their fault at all and that is really a plot twist. i already saw bloom saving some stranger just to waste the gift so that nabu has to die. but it's not that case. idk how to feel about it. yaay fairies you did your best?)

Episode 24

Totally normal that a rabbit pays for pizza. wtf Gardenia you all high there?

layla speculating about the future 😭

nebula that ol' bitch was always the fairy of peace - now of war WAHAHA i think that's kinda neat. also nebula is a queen

until he (nabu) awakens?? Isn't he quite dead?

ok he is completely dead. then don't spoil us with little hints of hope that he might open his eyes again ok?

bloom: too baaaaad......not that i could use my dragon flame healing bring ppl bak to live powers on him nooo *whistle*

Episode 25

Layla is now eViL

do these tragic flashbacks have to be???😭😭

Red Fountain?? wtf German dub, it was always Rote Fontäne!, duuuh

another tragic flashback 😭

hard cut and at the end enchantix again? which animator was sloppy here?

nebula is such a queen

layla badass

secret revealed: morgana is roxy's mom - yes come on we ALL saw that coming

we give a fck about continuity again and act as if it wasn't centuries ago that the fairies were defeated at earth WTF. how is it even possibible that morgana was with claus?? sense, wherever you are, COME OUT

Episode 26

to name an episode without ice & fire without having ICY in it, is mean tho

one could have made nebula's and layla's change of mind more exciting

➡️ it was like: Oh, OH we're GOOD again! <3

nebula the real queen and she got what she deserved, i love that

Overall:

yeh this season is so cringe, okay? i watched 26 episodes and i feel like nothing really happened? the plot was so lame and slow. i mean, look what happens in s1-s3 in all the episodes. there was so much more going on. it was just relationship drama and unncecessary i gotta say. if they have to write rivusa so toxic then why don't they simply break them up and give them a harmonic ending? maybe being friends is better for them? also no fan of musa becoming a girly bitch with long hair. give me back my tomboy. i have to say too: a season without the trix is no real season even though the wizards are cool. also faragona is so useless let's don't talk about that. and the winx were teachers for ONE episode and after that they are like: meh no we live now our ugly love and pet life in gardenia. the pets, the PETS. i HATE them. they are so ugly. I mean the pixies had a plot they had to fulfill. they had a SENSE in the winx universe. the pets are just ...ugh. not cute. Then Roxy: my opinion on her: she's a bit over dramatic but fine i guess? still wonder why her wings are so big if she is no believix fairy. nebula, diana and aurora were really cool but come on, we did not really need this season. then the criticism that everyone has: wtf with the second movie. where does it take place? why is nabu alive? why do they have their beliviex? it's just that this season was rushed and the plot was meh. and i know it gets worse so let's face it. winx ended after the first movie and this is an ass ugly boring and lame written ff au.

And yes, I will go on with the detailed comments on s1. these notes here were just randomly taken on my phone and i felt the need to share them.