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"Dear George and Jayden, thank you so much for doing this. MistressCha sent me this question, which I loved. Between the two of you, who do you think could play the best villain in a film/show? Also, what type of villain would either of you like to play?"
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J: This cameo just in from Anke to MistressCha. We just want to say thank you so, so much for requesting this cameo, and we are super, super excited to be here to answer this incredible questions you all have. We are so overwhelmed by the love and support that the show has and we have as actors, so yeah, let's get into the questions. "Dear George and Jayden, thanks again for doing this." You are so very welcome, thank you for doing this. "MistressCha sent me this question, which I loved: Between the two of you, who do you think could play the best villain in a film/show. Also, what type of villain would either of you like to play?" G: Not best villain J: What do you mean? G: Which of us do we think is gonna be the best villain J: Let's say who would be the BETTER villain G: I think we can both be villains J: Yeah G: How do I see Jayden as a villain? J: Serial killer G: Well, Jayden is naturally very charming, so that actually... if we are gonna go down that narrative... something where like, you know... everyone thinks that Jayden is this really charming guy, but...not necessarily Jayden, but the character is this really charming guy... J: [whispering] "The character" G:...but behind closed doors, yeah, there's a much darker side I could see there J: I always imagine you being a super villain with loads of people working for you... G: [whispering] love that J: ...like you're right at the top of, like, the food chain, ordering people around, sat there at your desk, everyone is like shaking when they come in, like yeah G: Just typecasting, me sat at a desk, ordering people around J: Well I know you would be good at sat at a desk AND ordering people around, so G: I do like to be sat at a desk, I'll tell you that J: Also, "what type of villain would either of you like to play?" G: One that pays J: Just one that pays? I just wanna be one that can like transform into something, like I always go back to vampires and werewolves. So being like Dracula would be pretty cool G: I, as long as...I'll do anything. [Singing:] I do anything for you... J: I think he needs to be careful what he wishes for. Listen, MistressCha, we hope you were satisfied with that answer. Anke, thank you so much for, you know, being so generous as to ask somebody else's question. We hope you guys have the best rest of your year, happy holidays and happy new year. Take care, brush your hair, Garnier
This is the Gameoden I got for MistressCha (on Twitter). They wanted to know what kind of villain Jayden and George would like to play.
Link: https://www.cameo.com/recipient/6738c858beeb7ac3a8e7703f
#anka#khorazir#mistresscha#serial killer vs. big boss#werewolf#vampire#turnskin#george mugging a lot in this one as well#2nd gameoden#transcribed
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My problem with Sallie Mayâa discussion of representation:
Thereâs been some discourse around Sallie May lately thatâs gotten me thinking more about her. Not really as a character, but what her purpose is in the narrative and how sheâs treated by the fandom and the showâs creators.
Sallie May is an interesting case study in representation without depth, and I wanted to talk a little more about what that means.

OPINION DISCLAIMERâIâm gonna be talking about how I personally view lgbtq+ and queer representation and what I consider to be well-rounded representation vs. empty or shallow representation.
Also. I am only one member of the queer communityâI donât speak for all lgbtq+ people, and I am DEFINITELY NOT trying to talk over otherâs experiences. My opinions are my own, and if you agree with me, cool! And if you donât agree with me, thatâs great too!!
Also also. I donât think I should have to say this but, this is NOT a personal attack on ANYONE involved w/i the production and creation of Helluva Boss. This is my own analysis, b/c I like to talk about media and the ways we interact with and interpret it.
So, with all of that out of the way, if youâre interested in my analysis, letâs talk about Sallie May!! (TLDR @ end of post)

First do want to make it clear that my issue is not actually with her likeâŚexisting. Or with her general characterization. Mostly because, even with Hellâs Belles, she still doesnât really have a very strong characterization to begin with, and isnât a fully-fleshed out character.
In her initial appearance she was a bit-character, bordering on just being a straight up background character. She had three lines in her debut (and to date, ONLY) appearance in the show proper.
Until Hellâs Belles we knew next to nothing about her other than that she likes violence and also that she has a neighborhood body count? Which. I donât know if they were trying to imply that sheâs a serial killer, I doubt that was the intent. Or maybe they were. I canât know.
Regardless, I honestly believe they didnât really think the implications of that writing decision through at all. Thereâs a very real and very harmful âtrans serial killer/murdererâ trope in media, and while the impact is definitely lessened by the vast majority of HB characters being violent murderersâit still feels weird having the only trans character weâve seen at this point be literally INTRODUCED to the audience by the fact that sheâs a murderer, and to then be given NO further information on her.
Luckily, we DID get more information about Sallie, even if it was still very little and surface level. In Hellâs Belles we learn that Sallie May and Millie used to be a lot closer, and that Sallie May felt left behind when Millie moved to the big city.
In the short, Sallie May expresses her frustration with having to pick up the slack around their familyâs ranch, and that sheâs been lonely without Millie there. Millie and Sally have a little heart to heart and are able to make up, and the short ends.

This is a nice little piece of backstory, and does give us slightly more insight into Sallie May and what her life is like, but because the episode is a short, we still really donât get to know her as a person.
Like Millie, Sallie May doesnât have any real depth. We only know starter information about her, like that she cares about her family, and that sheâs violent.
But unlike Millie, Sallie May is a minor character. She has (at the time of my writing this) appeared in ONE episode of the actual show, and one short. She is a minor character, and the ONLY transgender character in the show with a name and lines.
So. Okay. Why does literally any of that matter??? Who cares if Sallie May is an under-developed minor background character??
Well, in my opinion, it matters because the show-runners frame and treat Sallie May as if she is a main character, without actually writing herâor any trans character for that matterâas a main character.
This really rubs me the wrong way, because it comes across as tokenism.
In my opinion since she was introduced, Sallie May has become a token transgender characterâan excuse for the HB writers to not write or develop more transgender, nonbinary, and gender diverse characters and stories, because they already have one.
I worry that, if anyone rightfully points out that HB is severely lacking in gender-diverse characters and storylines, the creators and fandom will point to Sallie May as âproofâ that they do have representation.
If HB is as radically queer and LGBTQ+ friendly as it claims to be, why do we only have ONE named trans character in the showâs 5 years of existence?
Due to all of the above, I find I canât agree with people who praise the show for its representation, because of how stunted it is. I just donât think I, or anyone, should have to read sources outside of the narrative to learn important parts of a characterâs identity.
I feel this very deeply as a lesbian and nonbinary personâI understand that most of the women characters in Helluva Boss are sapphic, but I ONLY know that because of the HB Pride Print that came out just this year. I have not actually gotten to SEE any of these characterâs sexualities fully represented, and itâs because of this that I struggle to see myself represented in HB in any way.
I do need to clarify that what I am NOT SAYING is that no one can feel represented by Sallie May, or that if they do, theyâve been tricked somehow by writers into thinking they got more representation than they actually did.
Sallie May is a very popular character, and because of that I honestly would like to see more of her. I want to see more of her because sheâs the only trans character on the show, and I want her to be properly developed.
I talked previously about how I enjoyed Hellâs Belles, but wished we had gotten to see more of Sallie and Millieâs relationship in the actual show. Their relationship has a lot of potential to show the unique ways in which siblings interact and navigate conflict, but we only got to see a few seconds of them interacting in Sallieâs debut. The short gives us an idea of what Sallieâs personality is like, but itâs so brief that I still donât feel like we really KNOW her on a deeper level.
To me, three lines + one short with a brief backstory doesnât feel like the sort of amazing representation that fans of the show laud Helluva Boss for.
As a series that often boasts about its queer and trans rep and inclusivity, I canât help but feel like Sallie May should either have been a main character from the very beginning, or that she shouldnât have been trotted out like some sort of bastion of trans representation, when the only indication she is trans is her horns/white roots.
And yes. As a genderqueer gay I KNOW that it can be extremely tiring to have all of our stories revolve around our struggles and ONLY be about being LGBTQ+. I also want to see a variety of stories about queer people like me going on adventures and getting to do things that donât revolve around our struggles. But I also want to still actually see myself represented.
Not just know outside the story that, âoh that character is nonbinary, but it will not be mentioned in the narrative in any way and will not ever be important in the context of this character Iâm supposed to see myself in.â
Madeline Maye talked about this specifically in her critique of Helluva Boss, and her pointing this out was kind of what made me realize that, yeah. Anyone watching Helluva Boss for the first time would probably have NO IDEA that Sallie Mae is a transgender woman.
It also made me realize that the only reason I knew that Sallie May was trans was because her VA, Morgana Ignis, who is also a trans woman, tweeted about it, and the official Helluva Boss Twitter retweeted it.
The original tweet is hidden now (Ignis has since left Twitterâidk why, I genuinely hope it wasnât due to harassmentâthatâs never okay) but I was able to confirm that this was the case based on the HB wiki, and the official HBâs retweet still being up:

The only confirmation weâve ever had that Sallie May is transgender has been outside of the showâeither from social media Q&As and the showâs wiki or merchâ



Sallie May has a LOT of merch. Like a lot, this isnât even all of it. And yes, SOME of the merch is from the recently released âHellâs Bellesâ short, but the vast majority of it is from the 3 years since her initial introduction.
The vast majority of it is also highly sexualized, and highlights Sallieâs penis through her swimsuit. Now, Iâm aware that Morgana Ignis requested this, and I honestly donât have too much of an opinion on it. Iâm not a trans woman, and Iâve seen multiple opinions from trans women on this design choice for Sallyâs merch. Iâve seen some trans women say that they liked and felt represented by this choice, and some say that they felt objectified and that it made them dysphoric. This is one of those situations where I donât think everyone can be pleasedâlike I said at the beginning of this post, LGBTQ+ people are as diverse in their opinions as we are in our identities and self-expression, and I think everyoneâs feelings regarding Sallieâs portrayals in the merch are valid.
I bring it up because, other than the wiki explaining that Sallie May has âmale hornsâ, this is the only other way to confirm that Sally is trans, as it is never acknowledged in the story. I bring it up because I donât think merch should be the only way an LGBTQ characterâs identity is validated.
I assume that all of Sallie Maeâs merch is because of her popularity, but I also canât help but wonder if this has contributed to the impression that Sallie is a main character, when, in the narrative so far, she is still a minor one.
I donât believe that when she was originally created to be a âtoken transâ character, but since her introduction, there have not been any main characters that are transgender, nonbinary, or genderqueer.
Weâve only had one other trans character with a speaking roleâthis imp:

Who is FTM. He seems to know Blitz from a while back, and talks Blitz into staying at the party. Then he watches him drunkenly make out with random people with another (I assume) trans imp who is probably MTF:

(Alsoâas an aside, this scene kinda bothers me?? I donât THINK this was the intention at all, but having a VERY CLEARLY drunk off of his ass Blitz, who canât meaningfully consent at this time, being watched, and almost likeâŚleered at by two of the only visibly trans characters in the showâŚit feels gross. Like why are two of the only other confirmed trans characters voyeuristically watching a drunk man who canât consent making out? It would be one thing if we had a story full of different trans characters who acted in all sorts of different ways, but at this time these two are 2/3rds of the showâs ENTIRE trans rep. With the other 1/3rd being introduced to us as a serial killer. Like. Guys. What is it that youâre trying to say?)
Apparently Sallie Mayâs VA has stated the below on Social Media, and stated that thereâs a lot more coming for Sallie May in the future. And thatâs great!!! I really really want to believe that.

But I look at the above and canât help but wonderâŚif this is the case, why did it take three years for her to get another appearance? In just a short? Why wasnât she given more focus and importance from the very beginning, in her introductory episode? If her original appearance wasnât representative of her and Millieâs relationship then why did they even write it that way???
I want to believe all of the aboveâthat Sallie May actually WILL get to become a main character. But I look at the way sheâs been barely portrayed, and the way that sheâs basically been used to just sell merch, and it makes me sad.
I would love to see more of her, more of any trans characters that arenât 2 second background characters, but I honestly have a hard time believing we ever will when the episodes take as long as the do to come out, and the when the episodes focus so heavily on shipping pre-existing pairings.
As a lesbian, I would love to see Sallie May get a girlfriend, but given Spindlehorseâs track record with lackluster sapphic pairings and representation, I donât have much hope of seeing that either.
I just. If you managed to get all the way through this heinously long post, thank you for reading. If you didnât, thatâs very fair (lol) and Iâve got the tldr for you hereâ
TLDR:
âMy issue with Sallie May is not actually with Sallie May at all. Itâs with the fact that we donât get enough of Sallie May, or any trans characters, for that matter.
âYou can, of course, feel represented by any character, but I think itâs important to ask yourself how you are being represented, and if you are actually being represented.
âNot every queer/trans/lgbt story has to explicitly be about being queer. The stories in which we are represented should be as diverse and vibrant as all the members of our community. But, I still want to actually be able to tell and to see that the characters are lgbtq+. If a character is a lesbian or sapphic, I want to see her show an interest in other women. If a character is transgender I want to see that acknowledged by the narrative, whether itâs the character mentioning their transition or just saying theyâre trans. I want to SEE myself and other queer identities. Not just know that theyâre there.
#helluva boss critical#helluva boss criticism#helluva boss critique#helluva boss critic#representation#queer representation#queer rep in media#funhouse convo#media criticism#media critique#queer representation in media#my worst fear is that people will see thisâgo âHEY SALLIE MAY IS GREAT REP!!! WHY DO YOU HATE HER???â#and completely ignore the MULTIPLE times I explicitly said that the issue was that we donât get enough of Sallie May#that sheâs a minor character that is treated as a main character by the fandom and show#and that that could potentially hinder us getting more of her or of any trans characters for that matter#and that I WANT TO SEE MORE OF HER AND WANT TO SEE HER DEVELOPED
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JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: The Wildest Ride in Anime History
If there's one anime that throws logic out the window, embraces chaos with style, and still manages to leave you screaming âOH MY GOD!â itâs JoJoâs Bizarre Adventure. Hirohiko Arakiâs masterpiece isnât just another shonen anime â itâs a bizarre, fabulous, and unpredictable multigenerational saga that breaks every rule in the book and makes its own.
What Makes JoJo So Bizarre?
This isnât your typical anime with one protagonist and one villain dragging through 500 episodes. Nope. Every part of JoJo introduces a new Joestar each with their own attitude, era, and enemies. Vampires? Check. Pillar Men? Check. Mafia bosses, serial killers, time-stopping villains, alternate universes? Double check.
At its heart, JoJo is a story of the Joestar bloodline a cursed yet powerful family, destined to fight evil across centuries. But how they fight, and who they are, keeps changing. And thatâs what makes it addictively fresh.

The Parts You Can't Miss
Hereâs a quick trip through the bizarre timeline:
Part 1: Phantom Blood
This is where the legacy begins. Set in Victorian England, itâs Jonathan Joestar vs. Dio Brando â the OG villain whose iconic âWRYYYYYâ still echoes across meme culture. Classic good vs. evil with some Hamon energy action.
Part 2: Battle Tendency
Now this is where things get spicy. Joseph Joestar steps in â sarcastic, unpredictable, and smarter than anyone gives him credit for. The man can predict your next move before you even think it. Heâs bold, loud, funny, and letâs just say⌠the Joestar who gives the series its real soul. Most fans wonât admit it, but this part hits differently â and if you find yourself vibing hard with Joseph, welcome to the club.
Part 3: Stardust Crusaders
This is where Stands are introduced â spiritual manifestations of your fighting spirit with bizarre powers. Jotaro Kujo, the cold, silent badass, goes on a world tour to defeat Dio once and for all. This is the part most newbies start with, and itâs full of iconic moments, including time-stop battles and unforgettable one-liners.
Part 4: Diamond is Unbreakable
Small-town setting, big-time stakes. Welcome to Morioh â a weirdly peaceful town with a deadly secret. This part is more grounded, has a great sense of community, and features some of the best side characters in the series.
Part 5: Golden Wind
Italy, fashion, mafia, betrayal, and one hell of a wild ride. Giorno Giovanna wants to become a âGang-Starâ â and his journey is full of deadly Stand battles, loyalty, and raw ambition. The visuals here are absolutely insane.
Part 6: Stone Ocean
A Joestar in jail. Jolyne Cujoh, daughter of Jotaro, finds herself in the middle of a plot that might just rewrite the entire JoJo timeline. This part is twisted, emotional, and ends in a way that leaves you stunned.
Why JoJo Isnât Just Another Anime
The Art Style â Nobody does fashion like Araki. Every character looks like they walked out of a Vogue magazine shot in hell.
The Music References â Every Stand name and reference is a nod to Western rock and pop music: from Killer Queen to King Crimson.
The Poses â Iconic, exaggerated, fabulous. Youâll find yourself trying to strike a JoJo pose in the mirror.
The Memes â Letâs be honest, JoJo memes have their own ecosystem. âYouâre approaching me?â âIt was me, Dio!â â pure internet gold.
Who Should Watch It?
Anyone bored of generic anime tropes. JoJo doesnât repeat itself. Each season feels like a new anime â new characters, new power systems, new locations, but still deeply connected through the Joestar legacy.
If youâre someone who enjoys unpredictable plots, exaggerated emotions, wild action, and characters that feel larger than life â JoJo is your next obsession. And if you ever meet someone who says Part 2âs Joseph isnât the most entertaining Joestar... just know theyâre lying to themselves.
Final Verdict
Watching JoJo is like jumping into a colorful rollercoaster with no seatbelt and a narrator yelling âYare Yare Dazeâ in the background. Itâs loud, weird, stylish, and unforgettable.
Once you start watching, youâll start seeing the world in Stand abilities, youâll randomly shout "ORA ORA ORA", and somewhere deep down, youâll know â this anime just rewired your brain forever.
So, are you ready to enter the bizarre world of JoJo? Because once youâre in⌠thereâs no going back.
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Quick-bite reviews: The Night Flier (1997) dir. Mark Pavia
Asshole, alcoholic, good-at-his-job tabloid reporter Richard Dees (Miguel Ferrer) is tasked with investigating a serial killer who flies a matte black Cessna and drains the blood of his victims. Dees' boss is eager to market the guy as a vampire, but Dees doesn't believe in the stories he covers. He just gets them at any cost.
This is a 90s HBO movie based on a Stephen King short story of the same name, and it feels it. Too drawn out for its goofy premise, with pacing calculated around the audience getting up for snacks approximately nine different times, many old Mainers telling stories within a story, and many more groaner lines of dialogue that must've come straight from King. The climatic 'battle' is the worst part of the film rather than the most exciting, and production decisions are consistently bad and weird. I'm front-loading the negatives here to say I understand why this is not a well-regarded movie, but I think it's one of the greatest vampire movies ever made.
I love that the titular Night Flier isn't just a 90s TV vampire, this is a dracula that adheres to all of the most interesting dracula rules And Then Some (I screamed in delighted disgust at least twice.) If you can avoid being spoiled* on the big reveal his vampire form owns, and I think the dog scene is genuinely frightening; hints at things to come in a surprising way for a very unsubtle movie. The plot is all about 'vampire vs Dees,' so 'bright-eyed rookie coworker vs Dees' feels a little half-baked and tacked on, but I like their characters and I really like what it ultimately does for the story. The scenes that bookend the climax with Night Flier and Coworker respectively? Flawless. The thing I liked most about this movie was, surprisingly, the way it looks. I think it's really well-shot and there's a lot of interesting stuff going on with bodies and environments. Americans kind of stopped shooting TV in the style of The X-Files or Sex and the City because that look is more melodramatic than 'real,' but here it works in favor of the plot, and coupled with film language starts to feel like more than the sum of its parts. The flashbacks pull off a format that was never intended for film with good framing, editing, and acting alone (special shoutout to John Bennes, a character actor who seemingly only ever played weird old men he KILLS IT as the first guy Dees interviews), and Dees' state of mind is always clear even when the movie isn't. I suspect part of the reason The Night Flier flopped is because it has an insane tone problem, torn between 'extremely lonesome and gruesome' and 'silly,' but it looks great doing it.
Buy a ticket? Night flyyy with me let's night flyyy night flyyy away~
#*any search of the movie anywhere will spoil what he looks like so if you want to go in blind Click My Link#but i promise there are still many surprises in store#i will of course plug Just King Things here in the tags which is how i found out about the short story- great podcast go listen#but i will ALSO say i know they did a bonus episode on this movie and i promise i have not listened to it!#that isn't to get ahead of plagiarism- the opposite- if they said anything different than me i'm turning into sad ant with bindle.jpg
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Hazbin Hotel 7-8 (Spoil McNoil)
Hazbin Hotel is indeed not an action show.
But at least they tried to have some action.
Should they have tried tho?
(I'm gonna start out ripping, but, I don't hate this show, it's actually pretty funny that does some things super well but then just bumble fucks other big moments)
I mean, here's the thing, they're great at street fights, apparently. Vaggie vs Lute was pretty brutal, I felt like I was watching two birds tear eachother apart Ga'Hoole style.
But the ninja anime fantasy, martial arts type stuff was pretty weak, and didn't really track as something the characters would utilize. Like, Alastor is a cannibalistic voodoo serial killer from 1930's New Orleans. And twice before we've seen Alastor grow and contort to intimidate, and attack. But he doesn't do any of that against Adam except for that one aesthetic moment. Instead it's got generic "Tentril powers, GO!" vibes. Husker and Charlie also have this problem. Why is an American Gambler using cards like ninja stars? He can fly dude-- or, can he?
Can Husker eve fly? :V )
And Charlie- like, she only has a sheild, but she can only really use it to protect herself :/ Like, girl, just go inside.
Lucy beating the shit out of Adam was cut so short, Like, 2 secs and 4 punches b4 Charlie goes "DAD STOP ITS TOO MUCH"-- no, let Lucy COOK; I think it would have actually been an interesting point to make on how the reason Lucifer gives for discouraging the Hotel is sinner's being "The Worst", yet here he is clearly having a fit of violence (an understandable one but, Charlie, who's never even been to heaven except for a bs court hearing, has to remind a high-ranking angel to have mercy.) Charlie, razz and Dazz transforming didn't really do anything-- it actually felt more like a Game of Thrones reference, which would be fine if Razz or Dazz DID anything except die. They also didn't explain Carmilla's motive for helping them well. Like, neat entrance, but the build ups to the pay offs didn't exist :,O
And the voice acting: These guys are great singers, but the noises they make when they get hit, their mid-battle dialogue, is so corny and tonally off for certain characters. Like, Alastor and Charlie's yells in particular are- physically making me cringe.
Charlie in particular has so many anti-climatic moments. If they meant for her to not be particularly good at fighting, maybe establish that and not have all these super dramatic badass magical girl moments that just lead to her getting dunked on. It was so anticlimactic jeezuz christ.
And really it's more about picking a tone, the anti climactic moments could have been funny if they framed it as a funny moment or a joke, but it's framed seriously so it's read seriously.
But, who doesn't bumble fuck around how to end something though. I've read some juicy, golden touch stories that really freaked out on the gas and steering at the end. So, this isn't anything uncommon, especially for relatively new creators.
They have flaws, who doesn't. I loved so much about this show even when my first impression going in was just cringing at it not being what I expected. This is a critique of love, guys, I genuinely wish the best for this show, bc it's apparent that when Viv has the freedom and breathing room she needs to plan and pace, she can cook up a good ass goddamned meal (See: Helluva Boss, Season one). This was them crunching and smushing a ton of story and moments into too-few episodes, which, looking back could have been done better, but its always easy to see how something can be better once it's done and out in the world. (See: literally any amateur artist 2 seconds after posting their work)
The season finale ended with so many good set ups too! :D
Lilith vacaying in heaven, having made a deal with Adam.
Alastor becoming desperate for a way out, having made deals with Vaggie and Charlie-- And far more explicitly there against his will. Also--is a future antagonist?
Yes PLEASE. I love that they showed Al loosing his shit through his eyes even with the smile he's always wearing. And they built this up before hand having him talk previously about wearing a smile, basically as a mask.
PENTIOUS
YOU REDEEMED FU-
(I was actually cringing at Pentious the entire time inep 8, I'm sorry but he's so hard to take seriously-- even his "death" was funny as hell. I love him but its like how someone loves a clumsy puppy that destroys your house without malice nor remorse)
Also: The exorcists switching leaders- I am wondering how things are gonna change with them, especially given how much more sadistic and violent Lute is. Like, Adam just liked laughing at sinners. He saw them as insults to his existance, his mini-me hates and seems like she just enjoys violence and malice, using ego and "they deserve it" narratives as an excuse to indulge in acts that ordinarily would lan someone in hell.
Overall-- Not the best season finale I've ever seen, execution-wise through these 8 episodes (like, Vaggie got her wings learning to fight for love, but she's been doing nothing but supporting and protecting Charlie this whole time. There was no hint that she was bitter or wanted revenge). They definitely needed to pace and build things better but there's so much to love. Like, Seeing Alastor in his element with Rosie and Nifty was so fun, even if they were small moments (his laugh is so stiff tho, c'mon Al.)
The finale did a good job setting up the future, but I don't have much more to say than that. Hopefully, now that they know they're getting a second season, they'll just, breathe on this one a bit more ya?
I'm glad I watched it, I cried, I laughed, I cringed, I yelled at Pentious for subjecting me to second hand embarrassment. It's great :,D
Also- I hope he doesn't read this and takes it the wrong way, but Vox reminds me of my brother-- Especially with the scenes where he's watching the battle :,D
#hazbin hotel#spoilers#alastor#alastor the radio demon#charlie morningstar#it was ok#season 1 finale#brownthoughts00
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Round 1 - Resurrect Bracket (Losers Bracket) Side B

ashes to ashes, dust to dust; in sure and certain hope of the Resurrection to [make it to the finals]
Propaganda below âŹď¸
Amon
Being catholic is literally the only thing he allowed himself to keep that he got from his father (who was a priest who turned out to be cannibal feasting on children in the orphanage he built). Anyone else would go 'the person who taught me this never lived by this and was using it as a cover, there is no reason for me to believe in it anymore' but this madlad decided it's go big or go home (and he just lost his home ÂŻ\_(ă)_/ÂŻ) and hold to it as if his life depended on it (which totaly doesn't represent how conflicted he really feels about his father despite the superficial hate, no sir, not at all, why would you even think that). His cross necklace was a plot point at other character's moral turnabout, his weapon takes a form of a cross, he talks about God when fighting etc. On a lighter note, he once spent all night doing pushups to stop feeling horny about his coworker. What a loser <3
Literally so catholic he cannot fuck he was in the same room as a woman and felt so guilty about being attracted to her he did push ups all night
He's such a catholic himbo he did push ups for 9 hours to distract himself because had a singular horny thought. I'm not even joking, that's canon
He's like if the antichrist made him catholic and he didn't find out until later
This idiot has the general disposition of a communion wafer.
Orphan raised by a serial killer catholic priest that I'll submit in a second. The priest killed and ate (he's a ghoul) the kids in the orphanage and it's even implied he fed the other kids the flesh of the killed kids like hello eucharistic parallel??? He did not kill Koutarou tho bc he loved him like a real son. 15 years after his father's been caught and thrown in ghoul prison and Amon's become a ghoul cop, Amon still wears the cross he had when in the orphanage *puppy eye emoji* also!! His weapon's ultimate form was a giant cross sword made from a part of himself (he became a ghoul at some point in the story). He used it to kill his dad (he failed bc it wasn't his dad's real body but kudos for trying)
I mean homie was raised by a potentially *censored* human eating priest so thatâs. Something.
Justin
he's soo. idk how to describe him. he never takes out his earbuds (which are constantly blasting music), he's killed at least 99 (probably more) monsters by the age of 17, he thinks his boss is god, he dresses like a catholic priest. the autistic homophobic gay guy ever
He is a priest who can turn into a guillotine. Has killed at least a hundred people. He constantly wears headphones that play non stop death metal music at max volume claiming that doing so helps him hear the voice of God causing him to shout when talking so he can hear what he's saying and people have to repeteadly signal him to take them off so they can talk to him and when that inevitably fails knock the off. He eventually betrays the good guys after going crazy and allies himself with a demon who wants to take over the world. After beign damaged by a magic sun ray the left half of his faces becomes perpetually engulfed in flames.
#justin law#soul eater#cct polls#tumblr tournament#tumblr bracket#tumblr polls#amon koutarou#koutarou amon#tokyo ghoul#polls#r1sb
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so because alicia really likes it Iâm watching a kdrama called psychopath diary which is, as per the title, Very Not With It in terms of language and sensitivity (though part of it could be attributed to the loanword aspect) and once you calibrate to that level. itâs really funny. this hapless low level analyst stock broker guy is set up to take the fall for a scandal and is driven to the point of almost dying by suicide, EXCEPT, he ends up witnessing a serial killer trying to kill a homeless guy, gets scared, runs away, gets hit by a cop car, and gets amnesia. but before he ran away, the homeless guy throws the serial killerâs diary towards the analyst, so the analyst reads it and goes like OH NO IâM A SERIAL KILLER!!! and he waffles back and forth on it but thereâs JUST enough that coincidentally matches with the serial killerâs life, like having a sister whoâs married, a stepmother, a younger half brother, and a father with the nickname âpresidentâ (because he was president of the neighborhood hiking club). so the analyst is in this weird place of going like MY SICK AND TWISTED MIND⌠MY DARK AND EVIL HEART whenever heâs getting power-harassed by his boss and feels mad about it. plus heâs a big horror fan so sometimes he just, like, lifts monologues/information from his horror collection for his posturing. itâs really funny so far. I definitely wouldnât be able to watch it alone because Iâd get too sad about the serial killerâs victims (dude he killed a grandma what a pathetic loser) but apparently next ep the analyst and serial killer meet. I actually do like it when it takes a little time for the leads of a show to interact, feels like thereâs more build up & a chance to see a bit more of them before vs after.
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I get the attempted point here but aside from the artistic symbolism of burying Silco where he almost died the first time at Vanderâs hands (and possibly as an attempt by Jinx to revive him, if Silco wasnât really dead he would have fought here. This is how she knew he was really gone.) I genuinely have to ask, logistically speaking:
Who else besides Jinx would have buried Silco? No one knew where he was!
In his final hours, Jinx kidnapped him, gagged him, and dragged him to her secret lair where she accidentally murdered him!
No one knew he was there. Smeech, one of the Chem-Barons, didnât even know Jinx murdered Silco until she confessed! And then she helped murder Smeech right after so still no one in Zaun knows! Itâs doubtful anyone knew where his body was or could even confirm he died except that he went missing.
Like, I get the overarching Piltover vs. Zaun anger here but letâs be serious for a moment. If weâre going to spend this much time analyzing the text letâs apply the actual text to the analysis.
Silco didnât get a big state funeral not because of Piltover bigotry, but because he got murdered in a secret location and no one knew where his body was except Jinx.
But even if sheâd left his body in his office, Silco ruled by fear, not love. He was a mob boss who terrorized his own associates by gassing them with the Gray (yâknow that thing people are constantly giving Caitlyn shit for? That point of no return we never forgive people for using?). Ekko loathed the guy and the Firelights actively fought him. He flooded the Lanes with Shimmer to enrich himself and control people, he brought crushing poverty to the Undercity with Shimmer and it got worse the more power he had.
The only people who loved Silco enough to give him a state burial with flowers were Jinx and Sevika. No one besides them actually liked Silco.
Whereas you can hate Caitlynâs mom for plenty of wealth inequality reasons, but she was a respected Councilor for years, a loving mother, and a woman who patronized and funded the careers of people like Jayce. She presumably helped set up the ventilation system in the Undercity amongst other charitable works. Yeah thereâs some awful glaring inequalities at play between the two cities, and whether Hoskel deserved a damn statue is very much up for debate, but I think itâs fair to say a lot more people in Piltover had reason to mourn Councilor Kiramman than there were people in Zaun who were sad that Silco died.
And ALLL of that is beside the point because even if there tons of people in Zaun who loved Silco, they didnât have a body to bury because Silco got murdered by Jinx in her super secret hidden serial killer lair!
Cassandra Kiramman is one of many powerful people in Piltover. she is afforded a massive state funeral and memorial. her body is carefully restored and preserved to its most perfect state. she is placed in an expensive high-tech coffin
Silco is THE wealthiest and most powerful person in Zaun. and his corpse is simply sunk to the bottom of the river like any other garbage
#this post keeps coming on my dash and I finally exploded#Iâm sorry op itâs not you I get the anger but thereâs tons of reasons in the story for why Silco didnât get a big funeral#arcane#arcane meta#Silco arcane#jinx arcane#cassandra kiramman
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Week One of Random Horror.

Stream of consciousness reviews below (heavy spoilers)
Insidious: Chapter 2.
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Typical that our first spin would land us on a sequel - luckily I watched the first one all the time as a kid so Iâm pretty familiar with both plot and characters.
Iâve got to be honest, the majority of my enjoyment of this film came both from how damn good it looks and its commitment to being a Ghost Storyâ˘ď¸. The lighting is wonderful, especially for a Blumhouse horror which typically either under light or simply take no creative direction with it whatsoever.
Narratively itâs above average. I am a sucker for a sequel that expertly fills in the gaps from the original and the scenes of Josh in the Further recontextualised without really uprooting some of the best sequences from the first film. Also a big fan of the comic relief of the two idiot ghost hunters trying to contact their dead boss via haunted dice - honestly kinda giving Shakespearean comedy in some places.
Despite some strong scares early on and a very clear love for its neo-gothic aesthetics the film falls flat in the third act. I remember a lot of discourse around whether or not a cross dressing serial killer is transphobic but honestly the bigger crime here is that they do nothing with him. I appreciate the attempt at the twist that the ghost isnât actually âevilâ just desperate to relive a stolen childhood but nothing interesting was done with it and it did feel like the film decided that it was time that you understood that and dropped everything else in favour of conveying this singular idea.
Was it scary? No
Was it fun? Yeah.
Would I recommend? Watch the first one, if you like it keep going.
The Blob (1988 Remake)
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The fact that I have gone my entire life without seeing this is outrageous. I believe that I naively dismissed it due to the ridiculous title (I have never seen the original either). Turns out that this is a properly nasty film. Characters are introduced, fleshed out, made funny, gentle, awful, or just irritating and then all are dissolved in a screaming, writhing mess of stunning practical effects. This film has no regard for horror conventions when it comes to violence: children are dissolved on screen and the sheriff off - his acid eaten body floating past the woman he was on his way to rescue in her final moments.
I can only assume that the twist would have been even more effective had I seen the original - the âalienâ turning out to be a US government biological warfare experiment feels uniquely post-Vietnam. Even without the impact of the original story being subverted, it was a great reveal that breathed some brand new tension into a second half that could have fallen flat once the blob had used all his tricks (thereâs only so much âoh no heâs on the ceilingâ a film can make fun).
Was it scary? Kinda.
Was it fun? Fuck yes.
Would I recommend? Yes absolutely it is on youtube go watch it.
Bone Tomahawk
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I literally watched this film for the first time like a week ago so of course it would come up immediately.
I donât know why but the first time I watched this I was absolutely convinced it was a lot older than it is. Maybe it was the first kill where they just bash a totally stiff mannequin around. Maybe it was because I just donât associate the 2010s with 2 hour long horror western hybrids. Either way, this film is a lot of fun. Iâve read plenty of debate around whether or not it qualifies as a horror film but I think these people are too caught up in base aesthetics. Monsters come to town and kidnap the doctor, a cowboy, the sheriff and his deputy (who defo have something going on, it canât just be me), and a sketchy outsider must hunt them down and get her back. The film uses the classic western formula but supplements the Cowboys vs Indians model for Cowboys vs Other, whilst maintaining the native presence as kind of mediators - aware of both sides and choosing, fairly, to say fuck that weâre not getting involved.
Thatâs not to say itâs some kind of radical colonial horror. Instead I think this was simply included to acknowledge the issues of writing a genre that inherently requires the Other in a period of genocide and displacement.
Mannequin kill aside, the gore is fantastic. Thereâs one scene in particular that is just absolutely sickeningly brutal and I loved it so much.
Not all that much to say about this one - itâs a slow burn character drama against the backdrop of western horror. Itâs fun itâs gross thereâs cowboys.
Is it scary? No
Is it fun? Yes
Would I recommend? Yes!
The Omen
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Full disclosure: I have tried to watch this film many times and this was the only time I managed. Nothing about this really resonates with me. Thereâs two main subgenres of horror that never really move me, religious and children/family. I was raised not only atheist but completely removed from any form of religion, genuinely believing that Jesus was kinda like santa in the sense that itâs something you tell kids to make christmas more fun. The idea that people genuinely believe in souls and hell and the like is something that I really struggle to empathise with, no matter how much Iâve tried. I also canât think of anything worse than being married with kids so the whole Desecration Of The Nuclear Family also falls totally flat. Luckily for me this film combines the two and then goes on for all of time. Damien is not threatening, his nurse is not threatening, the dogs are not threatening. The baboons were kind of scary but not exactly the antagonist.
The priest and photographer both had insanely good deaths - the latter felt a little cheapened by how impressed the film seemed to be with it, but good all the same. The graveyard scene was beautifully lit and I was briefly engaged when he got his arm impaled on the fence.
I donât like this one. Itâs boring and I have nothing to say about it. I hope I never have to watch it again.
Is it scary? No
Is it fun? No
Would I recommend? No.
Hatchet
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I hate this fucking movie. Perhaps unfairly, but hear me out. 2000s horror is perhaps one of the most cohesive periods in the genres history. The post-9/11 practical effects torture porn dirty warehouses rusty metal and that awful brown/green diseased colour scheme that feels like it infects everything it touches. Controversially I do not attribute this to the classic Saw -> Hostel -> Worthless Derivative Imitators that every History Of Horror book will. Instead I think that we do not pay enough attention to the 2003 Texas Chainsaw remake. Tobe Hooperâs OG commentary on the meat industry finds new thematic relevance in the wake of mass loss of life - especially an event such as 9/11 which saw people trapped amongst the dying and the dead, knowing it was only a matter of time. What is that if not the experience of the slaughterhouse. âTorture pornâ (which is a whole discussion in itself) was not about the act of killing, it was about the knowledge that you will die. Combine this genuinely compelling emotional foundation with some of the most ridiculous chinese-whisper warped tropes from the classics (sex being thematically important -> some of the horniest shit youâve seen in your life, for example) and you get the weird offputting hybrid of the schlocky and the cliche with the genuine zeitgeist of the destruction of the body and sudden outbursts of violence.
How the FUCK do you fail at parodying that. By the time Hatchet came around (2006) these themes had become so codified that if you ask anyone about horror, even now in our âelevatedâ era, theyâll probably default to describing them (aside from maybe the classics, but thatâs a given). Hatchet fails to nail down a single piece of commentary on the genre aside from âsexualised girlsâ (who incidentally are the funniest part of the film for this exact reason). The villain is cool looking and the practical effects are genuinely outstanding but for a horror comedy that consistently seems desperate to reflect on itself it ends up creating nothing more than a below average replication of the genre with perhaps one or two jokes funnier than your average bottom tier slasher. The whole time I just wished I was watching Scary Movie.
Was it scary? No
Was it fun? No
Would I recommend? No
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Films, Films, (TV), Films
The last year has seen all sorts of upset & moving around for me, so (after a strong start to 2023), I haven't watched half as much film & TV stuff as I did in the coupla years previous. However, I'm still chipping away at my Great Lifetime Film Catch-Up list (to be followed by similar for books), with the assistance of streaming location finder JustWatch and, in the last year or so, the insanely good Cully's World of Blackpool, which reputedly holds 100,000 DVDs, generally priced at four for a fiver. As previously, I hadn't seen them unless I say so below.
Eyes Wide Shut (After all the Greatest Ever Vs Total Rubbish, turns out to be a solid bit of stuff, sort of stayed with me a bit without being as full of portent as some seemed to have suggested)
Knives Out (greatly enjoyed this with the missus)
The Watcher (TV series - we also quite enjoyed this)
Charade (Not quite as amazeballs as all the Hitchcock-He-Never-Made press, but well worth a watch)
Dynamite Chicken (tenuously Richard Pryor-connected DVD that had been sat around for about 15 years with me never quite getting to it...quite good in the end, one of those 60s mash-up thingies, all sorts of clips splurged out in a row)
Seven Of One (Ronnie Barker 70s pilots series, from which sprang Open All Hours & Porridge - very good, enough so that I soon after chewed through the first series of Open All Hours, and greatly enjoyed it)
Gregory's Girl (quite good...I wouldn't rush to see it)
Rocky (had started & stopped this previously, due to the mumbliness, but glad I eventually persevered, top movie!)
Henry: Portrait of A Serial Killer (after the fuss had long died down...quite good)
Shaolin Drunkard (great fun...& the Wu-issued DVD actually had a significant amount of decent clips from other related stuff as well, good package)
Stark Raving Mad (rave-heist mash-up DVD that had sat around, again, for about 15 years...Alright! Can't have been too bad, cos a bunch of that pile went straight into my swaps pile in the end)
Gangland (bonkers so-bad-it's-good one with minor Ice T role)
Glass Onion (see Knives Out)
Collateral (decent blockbuster)
Dark Knight Rises (I had to remind myself which one this was...Not at all bad though)
Never Been Kissed (this was just on the telly, but I did actually enjoy it quite a bit in the end!)
Big Momma's House (continuing my soft spot for extremely stoopid comedies...Not quite as much laughing as at White Chicks, but still pretty darn funny in part, provided you leave your brain at home)
Angels With Dirty Faces (solid super-retro classic)
Batman Vs Superman (Yes, quite Crash-Bang-Whallop, but not as bad as people had said, I thought)
Black Bird (TV series - we thought this was really good)
The Chumscrubber (another from the ancient DVD mop-up pile...Again, I did watch it, so it must've been alright on some level, but not a great movie, lots of bad stylistic choices)
Art School Confidential (I couldn't quite remember if I watched all of this originally, so returned to it, & laughed like a drain, great fun)
Shottas (a bit low rent, but a bit different if you like action movies, being genuinely Jamaican-themed)
Fist of the Vampire (a so-bad... one...I did doze off a bit in the middle, but pretty insane, yeah)
The Public Enemy (another super-retro gangster classic)
The Hurt Locker (bit laddish for me really, but very well-done)
The Artist (boss)
The Chaser (Korean action thingie - good stuff, pretty tense)
Spellbound (on the second or third go...pretty good)
Napoleon Dynamite (I gave up on this after a while at first, cos the guy is so unsympathetic, but I guess that's the point...Lots of very funny bits, if you haven't seen it, & pleasantly surreal in a small way)
Blue Remembered Hills (Would have doubtless had more impact at the time. Having known the conceit for decades, it just seemed OKish at this point)
More of Dekalog
Escape Plan (pretty good fun)
A load of shorts by that Cornish guy
Wicker Man director's cut
Dirty Harry (solid classic)
Blood Simple (on the second go - a bit low rent compared to their later ones, but good plot etc)
Raging Bull (I tried the stream & the DVD & still thought the pic was shady, so picked up a Blu Ray cheap in the end, my first, thought it deserved it. Obviously a very good film but not much up my street apart from the peerless boxing ring scenes)
Woman Of Tokyo (super-retro Ozu bit...not as good as the later stuff but worth a look)
The People Just Do Nothing film (we were actually surprised how good this was for a broad Brit comedy film)
Elephant (1989) (absolutely excellent, seems a bit forgotten, glad I tracked it down)
Samurai Cop (probably fairly well as good as people say, in terms of so-bad... ones, although I'd seen so many by the time I finally saw it that it didn't have quite the impact expected)
To Catch A Thief (not bad)
The Asphalt Jungle (this is really good)
Detour (OMG, SEE THIS! The main print kicking around is nearly unwatchable, but I read there was a Criterion or whatever one where they had blended that with a much better print, just to fill in losses, and it is SO much better, & the film is thus revealed to be as good as all the cineastes say. Famously Poverty Row stuff, yet transcending that - storyline is good, actors great for the roles, and...it is all of about an hour & 10 & yet fits tons in. Highly recommended)
Stranger Than Paradise (I'm glad I watched it but I'm starting to realise I'm a bit pickier with which Jarmusch ones I like than I originally thought)
The Bat (another that had sat around on a DVD for years - no classic, but worth a watch, quite nice eerie atmosphere)
Death Wish (really good, I thought!)
School Daze (I got through half of this years ago & had to stop it, with an enormous eyeroll...I felt I had to finish it this time, & tbf I was kinda half-watching it while doing something else, but...I actually quite enjoyed it this time! Weird!)
Sunset Blvd (obvs a classic)
The Crazies (70s OG, not bad considering how low rent it is).
That was Jan/Feb last year...then my Dad had a stroke...Didn't even watch any more til end of March...Friday The 13th (OG...kinda does the job, doesn't it, despite not being very original)
Death Wish 2 (surprisingly not a total disaster after the first)
The Bay season 4 (fairly well dug in with these now, with the missus, set just up the coast)
Bullitt (super stylish)
Junebug (picked it up for Will Oldham, who is barely in it...I thought this was pretty darn good, very different, off-beat stuff)
3 Colours Blue
3 Colours White (realised I had seen White before. Obvs both classics)
Nil By Mouth (I was slightly terrified of watching this, owing to the strength of clips I've seen, but it is all justified in the context of the film, which is a corker, really convincing slice of life, well recommended)
The Honeymoon Killers (sleazoid!)
Rust Never Sleeps
Hukkle (obscure little Hungarian offering I stumbled across...DVD pic is quite poor quality, but great little film, very distinctive)
Get Out (very good)
Yojimbo (classic)
The Pledge (probably not regarded very well or whatever, but I liked it)
Birth Of A Nation (long - had started it sometime before & didn't rewatch that portion, then sorta did other stuff through portions of the rest. We all know the score - deeply controversial but massively important, off the list now!)
This Is Spinal Tap (thought it was time for a rewatch, still extremely funny)
White Chicks (rewatch - same)
Bodies Bodies Bodies (no classic, but very watchable)
Who Killed Captain Alex (rewatch)
Under the Ice (Henry Kaiser rewatch, still beautiful)
The Witch of King's Cross (doc, about some freaky-deaky Aussie woman, good stuff)
Love In the City (intellectual chore)
Meet the Parents (rewatch, umpteen time)
Step Brothers (same, White Chicks down all while a friend staying over at the start of June)
The 6th Commandment (TV series, think everyone watched this)
The Tower (TV series - quite good)
A quite good BBC grime documentary
A really interesting documentary about an ancient Yank crossdressing resort called Casa Susanna
80. Still Life (very good stuff)
81. Inside Man (Lee - rewatch - start of a small season of rewatching ones you are 'meant' to see more than once)
82. Usual Suspects (rewatch)
83. Memento (rewatch)
84. National Treasure (TV series - been meaning to watch this for years, pretty good)
85. The Ladykillers (OG - I don't think I've seen any of these before, should probably watch more)
86. That Steve Coogan Savile TV series, & the Netflix doc (seedy)
87. Psycho (OG - finally!! Very good, of course, & starting a brief season of films reffing the Psycho shower scene)
88. Friday The 13th 2
89. Aerobicide (superior so-bad... movie)
90. Scream (season ends)
91. Astrid (TV series - joyous)
92. Everything Everywhere... (these multiverse things are all somewhat gimmicky, but pretty great to look at)
93. Movie Hoarders (decent enough doc)
94. Vatican Girl (TV series - pretty good)
95. Dahmer (Netflix series - again, pretty good)
96. The Night Agent (TV series - same again)
97. Easy Come Easy Go (lesser-known Elvis film,watched with Diehard Elvis fan My Dad)
98. Death In Paradise catch-up (sorry not sorry)
99. Vera catch-up
100. Ban the Sadist Videos! (good - if dated - video nasty doc)
101. Still Tickin (similar Clockwork Orange doc, from the DVD)
102. Old School (had to eventually watch, as I really like Will Ferrell...not the best one to feature him, but very watchable)
103. Anchorman (second try...some laugh out loud moments, but again not one of my favourite Ferrell Man-Baby ones)
104. Spider Verse 2 thingie (see Everything Everywhere...)
105. The Pez Outlaw (highly entertaining doc on something I was almost totally unaware of)
106. Widows (superior heist shizzle from McQueen, great cast)
107. Texas Chain Saw Massacre: The Shocking Truth (decent enough doc)
108. Blood & Flesh (quite interesting Al Adamson doc)
109. Anatomy Of A Fall (extremely well-made)
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[image id: a twitter screenshot of a post by Kumi (@/Kumistarr). The post reads "DNI list" with a pondering emoji and a screenshot of a long list of franchises.
A reply from the user sonata: randomly zoom in on one and that's the universe you'll be reborn in when you die.
The list of franchises in the screenshot is as follows:
FNAF, Dandy's World, Sprunki, Warrior Cats, Wings of Fire, voltron, Kipo: the age of wonderbeasts, My Little Pony, My Hero Academia, Sanrio, Demon Slayer, Bendy and the Ink Machine, poppy playtime, Yandere simulator, Mouthwashing, Minecraft, Hollow Knight, A Hat in Time, Detroit: Become Human, Borderlands, the promised netherlands, bleach, oyasumi punpun, rick and morty, dont hug me im scared, love is war, asobi asobase, Bee and Puppycat, Sekai Project, Vocaloid, Bones, Dress to Impress, Kirby, Heathers, Miraculous Ladybug, Danganronpa, Object Show Community, Total Drama Island, Disventure Camp, Brawl Stars, DSMP, cartoon cat, strawberry shortcake, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Touhou Project, Serial Experiments Lain, Super Mario, Pokemon, Regretevator, Webfishing, madoka magica, Arcane, Jujitsu Kaisen, Stardew valley, murder drones, Dandadan, Death Note, how fish is made, marvel, DC superhero's, hunter x hunter, Attack on titan, amphibia, owl house, star vs the forces of evil, gravity falls, sailor moon, South Park fans, country ball, omori, Hamilton, k-pop stans, wolf 359, Azumanga daioh, Nichijou, cookie run kingdom, bungou stray dogs, sonic, bluey, Hazbin hotel, helluva boss, Alien stage, Haikyuu, undertale, deltarune, sims 4, rainworld, Celeste, turning red, genshin impact, honkai starrail, zenless zone zero, mr beast, baba is you, Amazing digital circus, v-tuber, roblox, Naruto, spy family, smiling friends, plants vs zombies, Persona 5, Identity V, Lion King, One piece, Home Stuck, furries, villainous, parappa, ace attorney, doki doki literature club, needy streamer overload, creepypasta, song of saya, romantic killer, ranma, chainsaw man, higurashi when the cry, elden ring, red dead redemption, yakuza, Harry Potter, Hungergames, twilight, game of thrones, sherklock Holmes, bambi, yuri on ice, Doctor who, invader zim, Star Wars, SpongeBob, Steven universe, amazing world of gumball, adventure time, mega man, portal, avatar: the last airbender, other avatar with the blue guys, over the garden wall, jojo's bizzare adventure, spooky's jumpscare mansion, super smash bros, The Last of Us, Life is Strange, little witch academia, valorant, overwatch, wonder egg, Ergo proxy, perfect blue, Haibane Renmei, cowboy bebop, land of the lustrous, league of legends, goat simulator, dragon ball, night in the woods, little nightmares, terraria, disco elysium, binding of issac, cuphead, baldi's basic, shovel knight, dont starve, cult of the lamb, fear and hunger, lackadaisy, fundamental paper education, dogman, many Disney princess movie, you and me and her, class of 09, ghost stories, SMG fans, tom and jerry, Garfield, simpsons, family guy, GTA, yume nikki, in stars and time, garten of banban, Skibidi toilet, kintopet, Amanda the adventurer, balatro, fortnite, call of duty, just shapes and beats, block blast, fall guys, among us, half life, the dance of fire and ice, ENA, Until Dawn, candy crush, resident evil, The Quarry, Bocchi the rock, walking dead, phasmaphobia, animal crossing, silent hill, world of horror, cooking mama, geometry dash, incredibox, crossy road, Tetris and Puyo puyo tetris, bob's burgers, subway surfers, spider man, disenchantment, futurama, dead end: paranormal park, big mouth, paw patrol, inside job, ghibli studio, beyblade, how to train your dragon, slay the princess, minions, outlast trials, Taylor swift, cookie run ovenbreak or actually any game from them, fever, spider man, yu gi oh, black clover, from me to you, miss kobayashi dragon maid, Saiki K, school babysitters, Ouran host club, sound of the sky, Welcome to the NHK, Cardcaptor Sakura, wicked, Barbie, mean girls, legally blonde
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why is legally blonde here
#I had to do it#it had to be described#i also included the list at the end nd not the middle so you'll be able to skip it#no i did not write it myself i found a copypasta that's why it includes a few extra at the bottom that's not im the screenshot
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10 random questions, tag 10 simmers !
I was tagged by @crescendemon thanks a lot ! Itâs always nice to know more about each others.
1. If you could travel one place in the world where would you travel? I didnât travel much and far away but I really loved Amsterdam when I went there few years ago. This city is so beautifull. Also Iâd love to visit some Northen countries such as Canada, Iceland, Sweden, Norway ... But not sure thatâs gonna happen one day now ...
2. What do you do in your free time away from sims? I do a lot of things in order to stay busy when Iâm not trying to find a job. Currently, Iâm making silly videos on Instagram but otherwise I watch a lot of movies and TV Shows, I play other video games, I write movies and TV Shows, recently Iâm starting to work on some comic book aboutsociety and some stuff that happened to me or some people I know, Iâm trying to learn how to edit/make poses/ create song, I dance ... Well, letâs say that I just live ^^
3. What other games do you play besides the sims? I just finished Detroit Become Human for the fourth time (I had to try the bad endings). I mainly play with my PS4 so here some games Iâve enjoyed : Tomb Raider, Until Dawn, Horizon Zero Dawn, All the Quantic Dreams games, The Last Of Us, The Kingdom Hearts Saga, The Evil Within, Overcooked, Abeâs Escape, Crash Bandicoot, Senuaâs Sacrifice, RE Saga, Shadow of the colossus ... And sometimes I play on my computer : Plant VS Zombies, Plague Inc. and South Park the stick of truth ^^
4. How tall are you? 5 ft 9 (180cm)
5. One random interest of yours? Dogs *0*Â
6. Current favorite bands or artists? I realised recently that Iâm still listening to the same band : Depeche Mode, Vampire Weekend, Son Lux, IAMX, The Do. But I listen and enjoy all kind of music so Iâd rather stop here but donât hesitate to ask me if you want more :)
7. Something your looking forward to: I was looking forward to celebrate my birthday this year but it seems that it wonât happen ^^â Itâs June 1st but Iâm not sure that weâll be free...
8. Current favorite films? Iâve watched so many recent great movies recently ! French movies : Docteur? , Play, La Belle Epoque, Chanson Douce, Forte, Vampires (A TV show on Netflix). Random international ones : Little Women, Birds of Prey, Invisible Man, The Hunt, Underwater, Like a Boss.Â
9. Who is a historical icon who has left an impact on your life? Not sure, but the Obamas always make me happy. Iâm not american but I was just so happy everytime I saw them, I still do ^^ And everytime I think of that time itâs like the all world was a better place then >< But also it was already pretty shitty but we just didnât have the guts to do anything and now itâs to late? I have to stop overthink XD
10. Favorite series (book or movie series)? Iâve always loved the Scream movies (but hate the TV show). Also, not a big series but I really enjoyed the âI am not a serial killerâ trilogy, also Scott Pilgrim but itâs a comic book ... Well, ask me in private if you want to know more âcause I read so many things ^^
This was fun and weirdly introspective XD I tag @pralinesims @illuner @aliennooboo @mauxais @s4simomo @enerosims @prismaticpixels @plushpixels @saurussims @cupcakegnome @sunflowerpetalscc
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Psych: The Essential Episode Guide
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As a TV series, Psych is like one of those frozen yogurt chains where the wall is ringed with different flavors and you can keep pulling levers for whatever combination you want. There are the Shawn/Gus episodes, the âShawnâs psychic lie is threatenedâ episodes, the increasingly genius and lovingly rendered (often â80s-tastic) tributes, and the ensemble classics where the whole cast is just a well-oiled machine after years of riffing off one another. You can have whatever flavor you want. And donât even get me started on toppings (thereâs gotta be pineapple, at the very least).
Over its eight-year run, Psych interrogated its own premise, built out its supporting cast, let its characters play their favorite movie characters, and adapted its own internal mythology into trilogies that would make any movie-buff weep with appreciation. Here is a bakerâs dozen of the most giggle-worthy, self-referential, surprisingly dramatic episodes of Psych. (And with so many to choose from, your favorite flavor combinations might be different from mineâshare your own best episodes in the comments!)
Season 2 Episode 1: âAmerican Duosâ
Once the show had had a season under its belt of the fake-psychic shtick, the writers and actors got to really start playing in the sandbox theyâd created. The second-season premiere has it all: a pop culture riff on a certain popular reality show competition; Tim Curry and Gina Gershon going above and beyond in their parodies of Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul; and Shawn and Gus giving a truly spectacular mashup performance as Curt Smith and Michael Jackson.
Season 2 Episode 3: âPsy vs. Psyâ
Iâm a sucker for the episodes where Shawn might have to come clean about his big fat lie. Season 2 poked at that possibility early on, with a counterfeit case that brings in government agent Lars Ewing (Lou Diamond Phillips) and female psychic Lindsay Leiken (Bianca Kajlich). Not only does Lars ruffle Lassiterâs feathers and get Jules hot and bothered, but Lindsay seems to be a lot more intuitive than Shawnâto the point where the SBPD may be looking to replace their consultant. Shawn has a knack for making things harder for himself, but the situations in which he has to actually fight his way out are always rewarding.
Season 2 Episode 13: âLights, Camera⌠Homicidioâ
The second season really cemented the seriesâ delight in its own ridiculousnessânot just in the bizarre cases, but in how Shawn and Gus (and the rest of the SBPD) react to them. This week, it was an accidental murder via botched prop knife on the set of ExplosiĂłn Gigantesca de Romance, Gusâ (and Henryâs) favorite telenovela, that really highlighted Psychâs embrace of the absurd. While doing his psychic thing, Shawn gets âdiscoveredâ enough to play the sexy delivery guy, who becomes a beloved character in his own right⌠only to learn for himself how badly the showâs fans blur the lines between characters and actors. Though not as outright meta as the tribute episodes, it still was wonderfully self-aware about the pitfalls of emotionally investing in fictional characters.
Season 4 Episode 5: âShawn Gets the Yipsâ
This episode is a bit of a bait-and-switch in that Shawn having the yips (about baseball, not being a psychic) doesnât really impact the plot, which starts with a shooting at a known cop bar and culminates in a commentary on the police force not properly punishing drug lords who sell opioids. The subplot about the drug lord supposedly targeting SBPD members is a bit of a red herring for the more nuanced twist about the cost of the opioid epidemic, but it contains one of my favorite moments, in which Shawn unintentionally gets a great workout because he believes that the message on his water bottle (your heart rate drops below 150, you die) is a threat. Just a solid mid-series episode.
Season 4 Episode 16: âMr. Yin PresentsâŚâ
Just like with Bones, Psych really came into its own when it mixed the laughs with actual life-or-death stakesâand in both cases, that was thanks to a serial killer obsessed with our protagonist. Season 3 ended on âAn Evening with Mr. Yang,â which introduced Ally Sheedy (one of many, many famous cameos) as the eponymous serial killer who kidnapped Shawnâs mother to get closer to him. But with her locked away and more artfully arranged kills discovered, the SBPD have to confront that Yang might have a Yinâwhich of course spawns a trilogy.Â
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The Empire Strikes Back of the Yin/Yang saga is my personal favorite, though I highly recommend watching all three. The teamâs introduction to Yangâs twisted mentor is through his love of Alfred Hitchcock movies: He casts each of them in an iconic role while leading them on a wild goose chase through Santa Barbara, ending at a movie set mashup and presenting Shawn with an impossible choice between saving girlfriend Abigail or Juliet. The latter has one of her most powerful moments, stoically accepting her death while suspended from a clock and later breaking down in Lassiterâs arms. Her PTSD remains through the Yin/Yang saga, another sign of the seriesâ maturity as it explores the ripple effect of its more dramatic plots.
Season 6 Episode 2: âLast Night Gusâ
While Shawn and Gus are the series OTP, part of the showâs beauty has been in building up its other bromances. This spoof of The Hangover has Shawn, Gus, Lassiter, and Woody waking up in the Psych offices with no memory of their antics the night before, but plenty of incriminating clues tying them to a dead body. Their attempt to solve the mystery of how they got so memory-obliteratingly drunk has them encountering a sweet gay bartender couple, a murdered donut mascot, and a hot girl whoâs very into Last Night Gus⌠if only he knew what he did. In addition to riffing superbly on the movie, the episode is a fun commentary on our present selves solving the mysteries of our past personas.
Season 7 Episode 5: â100 Cluesâ
I managed to watch this without realizing what the Psych crew was going for, so the moment that Shawn and Gus pulled up in the Blueberry to a mansion in a rainy homage to Clue, I was squealing harder than Gus at the notion of a secret chocolate room. For the seriesâ 100th episode, they lovingly parodied the perfect locked-mansion murder mystery, with killer cameos from Lesley Warren, Christopher Lloyd, and Martin Mull (plus little nods to the Clue alums who couldnât be there, like Eileen Brennan). From the Singing Telegram Girl to the secret passageways, only true fans could achieve this level of detailâa perfect landmark celebration.
Season 7 Episode 7: âDeez Nupsâ
The sign of a great ensemble series is that they can make the standard, super-tropey wedding episode feel fresh again. It helps that itâs Lassiterâs nuptials, and everyone wants to see the guy happy, which is what leads to Shawn, Gus, and Woody kidnapping the detective for a bachelor party, while Juliet and the Chief get roped into being Marloweâs bachelorette buddies. The threat of a mob boss taking revenge on Lassie takes a backseat to such wedding fare as Vick getting weepy-drunk on shots and McNab popping up as a police stripper (I cackled at the payoff of his Chekhovâs tearaway pants). Just like with a real-life wedding, when you know the people involved, it feels special and unique. (There is also a gross, transphobic joke about a stripper, one of the aspects of Psych that did not age well.)
Season 7 Episode 8: âRight Turn or Left for Deadâ
Tribute episodes are Psychâs bread and butter, but rarely do they advance the plot as effectively and emotionally as this riff on Sliding Doors. After Juliet finds out that Shawn has been lying about being a psychic, which makes her believe that everything about their relationship has been a lie, Shawn indulges in a fantasy in which heâs 1990s Gwyneth Paltrow (naturally) pondering the diverging paths of whether Jules does or doesnât discover the truth.Â
The story immediately splits into two takes on the same case, but in one sheâs a Jane Doe and in the other Shawn actually has a chance to save her⌠only to discover that her life path was already set in stone after an abusive childhood. Even with subtle moments of humor that highlight the parallel universesâ differences in solving cases, overall the episode is a study in how one choice has ramifications far beyond the initial actionâa lesson Shawn needed to learn, in the penultimate season.
Season 7 Episode 11: âOffice Spaceâ
If the boys trying to cover their tracks in âLast Night Gusâ was worth a few giggles, Gus and Shawn tampering with a murder scene and then trying to clean their hands of it in this episode is the kind of laughter that hurts. When Gus publicly confronts his abusive boss, only for the man to wind up offed and poor Guster very incriminated. The sequence in which they hysterically stumble their way through the crime scene is worth watching alone; but as evidence mounts and it looks like they could actually be caught in the crosshairs, the levels of ingenuity to which theyâre pushed shows why this is the showâs best partnership.
Season 8 Episode 1: âLock, Stock, Some Smoking Barrels and Burton Gusterâs Goblet of Fireâ
This is the episode that got me back into the show after years of casual viewing: a mashup of Guy Ritchie and Harry Potter that manages to add a whole new layer to one of Psychâs best recurring characters, refined art thief Pierre Desperaux (Cary Elwes) while giving him a proper send-off.
Like the Yin/Yang trilogy, the entire Desperaux quartet is worth watching for the heists, the Indiana Jones lampooning, and especially for his continued double-crossing of his greatest fan Shawn. But this one takes the cake because it adds a new layer to the Desperaux mythology: Heâs actually Royston Staley, an Interpol agent who went undercover as a gentleman thief. Or is he?? Plus, add in the runner about poor Gus in his Hogwarts robes just trying to make it to PotterCon, and you have a near-perfect episode.
Season 8 Episode 3: âRemake, A.K.A. Cloudy⌠WIth a Chance of Murderâ
What better way to mark your final season than by remaking one of your season 1 episodes? Whatâs incredible about Psych is how many different ways it goes meta, but there was something especially entertaining about its remake of season 1, episode 12 âCloudy⌠With a Chance of Murder.â With periodic reminders that this episode is set in 2006, it recasts almost all of the charactersâa teacher accused of killing a local weatherman, the lawyer for the prosecution (Ralph Macchio)âand makes space for new jokes (about remakes and My Cousin Vinny) and new twists. All long-running series should get a chance to try and redo their early episodes after theyâve gelled their characters and dynamics.
Season 8 Episode 10: âThe Break-Upâ
After trying to make their long-distance relationship work, Shawn decides to move to San Francisco to be with Juliet, a far easier choice than actually breaking the news to Gus. Of course the Psych series finale would be about these two facing the end of their partnership. Specifically, Shawnâs inability to say goodbye, so instead he and Gus wind up investigating a case involving special guest star Billy Zane, careening around in their high-school drivers ed car, and competing with SBPDâs peppy new detective Betsy Brannigan (Mira Sorvino). When none of this helps Shawn come out with the truth, he does so through DVDâa whole batch of DVDs, tailored to each of his colleagues and dear friends. Because Shawn loves telling a story.
Thereâs no better end for Shawn and Gus than a bromantic one, complete with driving cross-state (albeit turning back 12 times), dramatic declaration of love (at a crime scene), and pledging their lives together before Shawn actually proposes to Juliet (as a formality). And itâs not just about them: The finale has sweet moments of closure for new junior detective McNab (aww) and especially Lassiter, who finally gets Shawnâs confessionâthen breaks the DVD. If the Psych movies had never happened, it would have been enough; but instead, itâs the sugary-sweet end of one chapter and the opening of another.
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Servamp Chapter 85 summary
So, if you read the raws without any context and have no idea of the predicament Kuro is in, now you do! Spoilers under the cut, but that should be obvious.
Many thanks to @svpagesâ for posting the raws of Chapter 85! This chapter focuses solely on where Tsubaki is at the hospital. Yeah, that means no Mikuni vs Tsurugi or more onsen shenanigansâŚ
Chapter starts off with Kuro carrying Mahiru towards the hospital.
Mahiru: I can see it! The hospital!
Kuro: Are you sure Tsubaki really did appearâŚ
- Cue a giant explosion -
Kuro: âŚWeâd better hurry.
(Cue gasp at how much character development Kuro has gone through for him, the Servamp of Sloth, to say those words.)
Cut back to Tooru and Iori facing off against new-makeover-with-abs Tsubaki.
Iori: Whereâs [Sloth]?
Tooru: âŚHeâll be here soonâŚ
Iori says itâs been a while since heâs fought on the frontlines, and laments The Disappearance of Touma Taishi. (Touma, where? This is the second time Ioriâs mentioned Touma, Iori really wants you back LOL)
(The first time was last chapter when Iori was all, Tooru YOUâRE LATE if it was Touma he would have been here in 2 minutes, and Tooru was all, well if it was Touma he wouldnât have come here in the first place!)
Iori mentions that 15 years ago the three of them were known as the Tokyo Branchâs strongest 3 idiots (literally 3 baka). Touma, where.
Then Tsubaki looks at Tooru and says, hmm⌠you⌠weâve met before, havenât we. Tooru apologises for not introducing himself at the sushi bar (way back in the early chapters of Servamp), since he was hiding his identity as a member of C3 from Mahiru back then.
Tsubaki: Shirota Mahiruâs familyâŚ
Next panel is just Tsubaki with a serial killer face: âŚHe, too, must be grieving.
(cue the uh ohs.)
Tooru brandishes a stake not unlike Junichirouâs signature weapon, which Tsubaki comments on as familiar (having being caught in it during the Greed arc), and is Tooru the legimitate user?
Tooru: Junichirou is my chosen successor.
Tooru: The user of Mjolnir (read: this weapon), [The one who captures], ThorâŚ
Tooru: Its predecessor is, I, Shirota Tooru! Because Iâm Thor!
Tsubaki: Thatâs not amusing in the slightest.
Yup, you guessed it, Tooru puns on his name âTooruâ and âThorâ in the same fashion when he and Tsubaki met in the sushi place⌠To-ru dake ni na! Tanaka Strike even says theyâve been waiting for a long time (8 years) to use this one(1) gag in the manga⌠Iâm so glad itâs finally here.
Iori stops Tsubaki momentarily with his barrier magic, apologising for Tooruâs âtrademark bad punsâ. And because new-makeover-with-abs Tsubaki is apparently an unstoppable force now, he breaks the barrier like itâs nothing. Iori stabs more keys into his arms (which activates his magic) but Tsubaki just button-mashes the slice-and-dice button and shatters them into pieces.
Iori, again, laments the disappearance of Touma. Touma, where?
Next, itâs Uncle Tooruâs turn to cast a giant magic spell. His first words are âLook at me, children of the sun.â The rest are too confusing to translate. Something about a castle, and a hero. Tsubaki tries to interrupt his spellcasting because no good demon king waits for the hero to finish casting a giant spell of mass destruction, but is blocked by Ioriâs barriers.
Tooru raises his stake, and a swirl of lightning appears on its tip, and he ends the spell with: âMy name is⌠THE THUNDER GOD.â Or the God of Thunder, whichever one you like. In Japanese, that's raijin, which also serves as the chapterâs title. Which is also a reference to Thor, the god of hammers thunder, if you didnât catch that.
The end of the stake transforms into a giant hammer, and he slams it down on Tsubaki, shouting a fancy Japanese move name. And hereâs the kicker: Because itâs Tooru, itâs full of puns too. The furigana 'Lion Reignâ is written in English, and the kanji éˇéłç¤źĺ°. In Japanese, separately, each kanji would read something like: rai/on/rei/in, which would sound, in Japanese, when read, like Lion Reign. Yeah. Translated to English the kanji would read thunder/sound/gratitude/stamp (like those you put on a document). Considering that heâs smashing that hammer down on Tsubaki like a rubber stamp Iâd say Tanaka Strikeâs choice of kanji is pretty spot-on. Tanaka Strike is a chuuni confirmed?
But of course, remember how Tsubaki got buffed up to cheat-level status? He catches Tooruâs hammer in one hand, and goes, âOh, let me return the favour.â and stabs Tooru right in the stomach with his black katana. Smooth.
Tooru shouts for Iori to run but before he can even move Tsubaki slashes Iori in the chest as well.
Cue Mahiru and Kuro to arrive on scene. Mahiru, of course, cries, âUncle!â and goes to his side. Kuro and Tsubaki have a glaring face-off. Mahiru keeps crying out âUncle⌠Uncle TooruâŚâ but Tooru doesnât reply, lying prone facedown on the ground. Heâs been stabbed in the chest, after all.
Tsubaki: Hey there, nii-san.
Kuro comments on how Tsubakiâs gone too far in his mischief or something. This partâs a little unclear to me, to be honest. Tsubaki responds with âIs that so?â, âBecause theyâre human, they die when they are cut (the kanji for behead is used here for the word cut)â. (is this a fate reference)
Tsubaki addresses Mahiru, talking about how when you canât save a life thatâs about to die, you feel sad. Because itâs the life of a person that you treasure, you want to do something about it, right? An extremely universal and natural emotion. Thereâs nothing wrong with thinking that way. Right?
Tsubaki and Kuro get another face-off panel. We all know thereâs a buildup. Something big is coming. And here it is:
Tsubaki: Hey, nii-san. Right now, Shirota Mahiru (furigana reads: your precious friend) is wishing for his dying family to continue to live for eternity.
âHow about you bring back his uncleâs life by turning him into your subclass? Heâs counting on you.â
âWhat will you do?â
And the caption at the side reads, âThe cruelty⌠of Tsubaki!â Zankoku, like in A Cruel Angelâs Thesis, but Iâm digressing.
âŚAnd dang, those last few lines were hard to translate. Tsubakiâs original words are more of the lines of âWhy donât you turn him into your subclass, and connect his life together (??? the word for âtieâ is used here, like string)? Iâm/Weâre/Heâs (no subject here) relying/depending on you hereâŚâ
So, will Kuro break his vow of not making subclasses? Or will Tooru not die when he is killed and continue to live on? tfw when you bust out a super special move but the last boss takes no damage and one-shot kills you
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