“i can fix him” “i can make him worse” i can imagine him in little scenarios every night as i’m falling asleep
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the question, you see, is not ‘is it too ooc for this character to cry’ but rather ‘what circumstances would push this character to cry’
this is the whump wisdom, go forth and make that character cry
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hey if you were wondering what kind of noises a pegasus would make, the answer is eastern screech owl calls
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Simon "I actually don't care if it's piss or not" Riley
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All of Young Justice has a running joke where they address each other with the softest, mushiest terms of endearment (and totally mean them as well) and it stuns the fuck out of the Batfam that Tim, the guy who wouldn't talk to anyone for a day after calling Bruce 'dad' out loud, is so willing to proclaim Anita his soulmate and call Bart the love of his life whenever he introduces him to anyone
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Y’all, this is going to be so random, but I was hit with a memory from my Catholic school days and I have this vivid memory of stumbling across a Bible story where Jesus walks into a village, sees someone possessed by a demon, and is like
“Begone, Beelzebub, go back to hell.”
And the demon just fuckin leaves because JC told him to
I always found that really funny, and even funnier when I think of it with Obey Me Beel-
Beel: He said I couldn’t possess that human anymore 🥺🥺🥺🥺
Belphie: Don’t you listen to that oily hippy! You can possess whoever you want, Beel.
Mammon: UGH, next thing you know Jesus is gonna be all “you can’t set up a shopping mall in the middle of the temple!” Like sorry you don’t like fun and money, bro 🙄
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