#send this to your boss

[izaanagi]

“How does it feel to have your pussy pounded down by the same dick you said you would not come within fifteen feet of? Mh, little peach?”

The words come out stumped, crumbling beneath the strength of the trusts of your boss’ pelvis, his cock balls deep into you. There is no space for any other sounds in your mouth besides the incoherent mumbling of your pussy being stretched. 

“Look at you becoming speechless as soon as you get railed. What a spectacle,” Shouei mutters, his mouth breathing on your neck, “your legs spread wide open only for me.”

The rhythm he has going in and out is steady, not fast enough to make you cum right away but not slow enough to drive you mad. As Barou readjusts, looming over you, an involuntary clench of your pussy envelops Barou’s cock for a second. The split moment is enough to make him hiss, as you tug on the disheveled tie still around his neck - his mouth missing yours by a centimeter. 

“If only I knew fucking you would make your mouth shut, I would have done this sooner.”

[fullscoreshenanigans]

Ray recalculating his meticulously crafted plan of six years to save his best friends every time Emma and Norman present him with some new bullshit

[dustykneed]

they're distracting the klingons, right? ... right?

silly/sweet/touchy feely mckirk on the bridge for @hopefulcanary 💛🩵

is it alien spores? tactical pda? a ploy to make spock jealous? who knows? you tell me xDD

[miyuskye]

I found this scene in particular so odd and out of place in the new episode. Apart from the fact that Stolas has no right to be angry at Blitz for "not saving him" when Striker kidnapped him nor to be upset that he didn't tell him about Striker's attempt at shooting him. In Loo Loo Land he's perfectly capable of defending himself (even when he hired Blitz for protection!), why is he complaining that an imp, the lowest class on the hierarchy isn't protecting one of the highest?

In that scene Stolas accuses Blitz of not understanding "how much he cared about him", but has he forgotten that he was the one who couldn't stand up not to Asmodeous nor to the accusations of him "sleeping with an imp"?

This reaction shows the actual opposite of what he's telling Blitz he did.

I read that Stolas is supposedly also not aware of ~things~ but why is the narrative conveniently forgetting about his faults as well?

Onto the "apology tour" subject: I fail to understand why Blitz owes Stolas an apology. The only time he was shitty to him was actually in Ozzie's when he asked him on a (fake) date without telling him all the story. But they didn't talk about that not during that episode neither during Apology Tour. Is it because doing this would have forced the narrative to acknowledge that also Stolas was at fault during that episode?

All the other times they interacted (on and off screen, their chats don't really mean anything since it seems that's the way Blitz writes in general), Blitz was being good to him (not that he had any other choice, due to their society ranks and their deal).

To me, this looks like bad writing. But if someone has a different take, I'm happy to hear their interpretation.

[budd-ie]

“Mu Qing is too logical for his own good” is such a real problem that he deals with and as tragic as it makes his life I also think it’s really funny when someone is accusing him of something and instead of telling them to shut up or leave him alone the first thing he does is pull out the 95 fucking theses detailing every single thing wrong with their argument WITH historical evidence and additional considerations from scholarly psychology articles, MLA format works cited and completely annotated. It could use an editor and some bias correction, but he actually makes a pretty good point. anyways tgcf ace attorney au when

[ph-cutie]

noone talks enough about these two. their lore. their bromance even

[ezra-loomis]

IT- ITS

RAH

ITS THE SAME

FACEE

HUH- RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ITS SATOYU AS BI HAN-

[backpackingspace]

I am once again thinking about how odysseus who witnessed the horrors that the captured women went through (one of his main duties in the iliad was taking the women back home and making sure they were as comfortable as possible and safe because he was the only one trusted not to violate them further due to his devotion to penelope. And in the odyssey part of the reason circe sent him to the underworld was so that he'd have to listen to all these women's stories (before he could talk to the prophet) ). Who was one of the few that saw women as people and respected their space and opinions. And was then put in those exact same situations. I don't have the motivation right now to do a full literary analysis of this (I'll site the sources too) but oh man one day I'm going to write a full essay on this.

[justanotherhh]

blitzø: refuses to believe in stolas' words, vies for a fight as a fallback to try and get some kind of control of the situation, uses the worst words he can think of to hurt him "back" dug from the deepest recesses of his own insecurities and inadequacies

stolas: refuses to hear what's beneath blitzø's words, too conflict averse to allow blitzø the time to process before he gives up and first walks away and then sends him away, doesn't give up control of the situation so that blitzø can actually understand him on his own terms

[scoliosisgoblin]

yo, @bennydunbar, check this out

[podcastwizard]

thinking about going absolutely balls to the wall bat shit insane mode and making some gorgonzola sauce later

[frobby]

thinking about how xanxus's mom named him xanxus cuz it has X for vongola 10th...... girl idk how to tell you this but XX is 20

[ash-and-starlight]

another thing i need desperately is a Single crumb of seyhan pov. an average day in his life. how is he dealing with being promoted from secretary to nº1 Henchman

[thebirdandhersong]

Lol

[jo-snicket]

a job is not supposed to drain you. so many people in my life have recently left jobs that have exhausted them and now they are astounded that like a job can be chill and not consume your whole life. so here's a reminder for yall!!! find something you can do that doesn't crush you as a person. you don't have to be in love with your job but you shouldn't dread going to work.

[bellatrixdulac]

This season of HOTD looks like a challenge between Aegon's court and Rhaenyra to see who can eliminate their whole Kingsguard faster.