#send this to your boss

[izaanagi]

“How does it feel to have your pussy pounded down by the same dick you said you would not come within fifteen feet of? Mh, little peach?”

The words come out stumped, crumbling beneath the strength of the trusts of your boss’ pelvis, his cock balls deep into you. There is no space for any other sounds in your mouth besides the incoherent mumbling of your pussy being stretched. 

“Look at you becoming speechless as soon as you get railed. What a spectacle,” Shouei mutters, his mouth breathing on your neck, “your legs spread wide open only for me.”

The rhythm he has going in and out is steady, not fast enough to make you cum right away but not slow enough to drive you mad. As Barou readjusts, looming over you, an involuntary clench of your pussy envelops Barou’s cock for a second. The split moment is enough to make him hiss, as you tug on the disheveled tie still around his neck - his mouth missing yours by a centimeter. 

“If only I knew fucking you would make your mouth shut, I would have done this sooner.”

[fullscoreshenanigans]

Ray recalculating his meticulously crafted plan of six years to save his best friends every time Emma and Norman present him with some new bullshit

[dustykneed]

they're distracting the klingons, right? ... right?

silly/sweet/touchy feely mckirk on the bridge for @hopefulcanary 💛🩵

is it alien spores? tactical pda? a ploy to make spock jealous? who knows? you tell me xDD

[budd-ie]

“Mu Qing is too logical for his own good” is such a real problem that he deals with and as tragic as it makes his life I also think it’s really funny when someone is accusing him of something and instead of telling them to shut up or leave him alone the first thing he does is pull out the 95 fucking theses detailing every single thing wrong with their argument WITH historical evidence and additional considerations from scholarly psychology articles, MLA format works cited and completely annotated. It could use an editor and some bias correction, but he actually makes a pretty good point. anyways tgcf ace attorney au when

[miyuskye]

I found this scene in particular so odd and out of place in the new episode. Apart from the fact that Stolas has no right to be angry at Blitz for "not saving him" when Striker kidnapped him nor to be upset that he didn't tell him about Striker's attempt at shooting him. In Loo Loo Land he's perfectly capable of defending himself (even when he hired Blitz for protection!), why is he complaining that an imp, the lowest class on the hierarchy isn't protecting one of the highest?

In that scene Stolas accuses Blitz of not understanding "how much he cared about him", but has he forgotten that he was the one who couldn't stand up not to Asmodeous nor to the accusations of him "sleeping with an imp"?

This reaction shows the actual opposite of what he's telling Blitz he did.

I read that Stolas is supposedly also not aware of ~things~ but why is the narrative conveniently forgetting about his faults as well?

Onto the "apology tour" subject: I fail to understand why Blitz owes Stolas an apology. The only time he was shitty to him was actually in Ozzie's when he asked him on a (fake) date without telling him all the story. But they didn't talk about that not during that episode neither during Apology Tour. Is it because doing this would have forced the narrative to acknowledge that also Stolas was at fault during that episode?

All the other times they interacted (on and off screen, their chats don't really mean anything since it seems that's the way Blitz writes in general), Blitz was being good to him (not that he had any other choice, due to their society ranks and their deal).

To me, this looks like bad writing. But if someone has a different take, I'm happy to hear their interpretation.

[ph-cutie]

noone talks enough about these two. their lore. their bromance even

[gamerbeta]

Happy Valentine’s Day Eve! POV: These two try to confess to you! It’s your lucky day! HOOOOWEVER. . . You must only pick ONE! So you’ll have to break the other’s heart :(

[backpackingspace]

I am once again thinking about how odysseus who witnessed the horrors that the captured women went through (one of his main duties in the iliad was taking the women back home and making sure they were as comfortable as possible and safe because he was the only one trusted not to violate them further due to his devotion to penelope. And in the odyssey part of the reason circe sent him to the underworld was so that he'd have to listen to all these women's stories (before he could talk to the prophet) ). Who was one of the few that saw women as people and respected their space and opinions. And was then put in those exact same situations. I don't have the motivation right now to do a full literary analysis of this (I'll site the sources too) but oh man one day I'm going to write a full essay on this.

[ezra-loomis]

IT- ITS

RAH

ITS THE SAME

FACEE

HUH- RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ITS SATOYU AS BI HAN-

[deadpoets]

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[justanotherhh]

blitzø: refuses to believe in stolas' words, vies for a fight as a fallback to try and get some kind of control of the situation, uses the worst words he can think of to hurt him "back" dug from the deepest recesses of his own insecurities and inadequacies

stolas: refuses to hear what's beneath blitzø's words, too conflict averse to allow blitzø the time to process before he gives up and first walks away and then sends him away, doesn't give up control of the situation so that blitzø can actually understand him on his own terms

[scoliosisgoblin]

yo, @bennydunbar, check this out

[vonarceneaux]

i don't get how oikage is not a popular ship in the hq fandom with how much CANON material they have and instead they're actually one of the most hated ships for reasons that don't even make any sense.

you don't like oikage because of their age gap? you mean their 2 and a half years age gap? i don't see anything wrong with it there are couples out there with an even bigger age gap.

you don't like shipping first years w third years? fair but i would have to remind you that they're 30 years old and 28 years old now.

"they have a father-son/siblings relationship!" pray tell how.

"oikawa abused/bullied kageyama!" god forbid a man be petty 🤦🏻‍♀️ and if you're pertaining to that ONE moment oikawa almost hit kageyama i would like to remind you that between the two of them, it's oikawa that remembers it the most. you've seen the look he had on his face when he realized what he had almost done and you know he regrets it. i know it was bad that he almost took it out on kageyama but he was just a child that time and you can't exactly blame him for lashing out because of his emotions. children are bound to make stupid actions! but it would have been a different story if he actually did hit kageyama so we have iwaizumi to thank for being there to stop him. it did not happen and that's what matters the most but the memory of that moment still haunts him. kageyama might have remembered a thing or two but i don't think he made a big deal out of it, but oikawa was a different story. i just know he still remembers that day when he had a flashback after trying to stop tobio's setter dump.

"oikage is toxic!" whatever helps you sleep at night i guess.

oikage has soooooo much going on between them and that's what makes their ship so flavorful literally why is this ship not popular i thought people liked a good enemies/rivals to lovers trope i believe they SHOULD be the face of that trope because isn't oikage literally one of the first rivalries introduced and EMPHASIZED in the series 🤓☝ karasuno vs aoba johsai is literally just oikage tension on court they literally had a dramatic moment after the match telling each other that now they're tied.

I DON'T APPRECIATE how people don't acknowledge oikage when all oikawa had done in the series is yap about tobio tobio chan tobio wa TOBIO !!! you can say he hates him but you can't deny how much he admires him too. he knows tobio is skilled, that he'll eventually surpass him, and he hates how it makes him feel inferior but that feeling is exactly what drives him to work even harder. kageyama is HIS rival, just as he is kageyama's.

both of them holds each other in high regards but i don't think they would ever realize how much they had affected each other. oikawa had always felt scared that kageyama would take away his position, he was scared of the /genius/ that suddenly came and gave him the impending feeling of something being taken away from him. kageyama was scared of him too, he was overwhelmed with his senior's skills, doubting that he could ever reach his level. he had always been watching oikawa, learning and picking up his serving habits, seeing how he manages to bring the best out of his team. they both threaten each other, but that's because they both recognize how great the other is.

they're an incredibly frustrating ship because they're both idiots that think they won't ever reach each other's levels but that's what makes me love them more

they're so angsty i think they should just talk it out and kiss 😊

[podcastwizard]

thinking about going absolutely balls to the wall bat shit insane mode and making some gorgonzola sauce later

[rogloptimist]

watched a little too much 25 21 this week and @mundanememory’s matteo/jonas got me badddddd

The closet smells like dust and Lysol. It clashes against the gentle bergamot and wood of Jonas’s cologne, Matteo’s favorite of his small set.

“You haven’t worn this one in a while,” He whispers, his voice reflecting in hot breath against Jonas’s cheek. “It’s nice.”

“Mm,” The other man acknowledges. He pulls Matteo in by the waist, further response neglected. Matteo, as usual, let’s him take the lead. Jonas kisses unhurried, moving as if down a familiar road. Soft, casual. Matteo has to be careful to not seem clumsy in comparison– against Jonas’s steady, contained calm it’s hard not to feel gangly, limbs and want spilling out of him like he’s overflowing.

He’s making a conscious effort not to melt too much into the way Jonas drapes his arms around him, carefully monitoring the electricity sparking in his chest as the lovely warmth of the blond’s tongue darts into his mouth. It’s practically routine, but his face still flushes from the way his heart races as Jonas slides a hand up his sweater. Matteo runs hot– Jonas is chronically cold. He’s pictured holding his slender fingers in his own until they reach an equilibrium a frankly embarrassing number of times— an image he distracts himself from by trailing down Jonas’s neck in a tentative kisses, which really doesn’t do much to help. He has to remind himself that they do this in a custodial closet for a reason, sometimes. The ring that bites into his shoulder is a silent reprimand, coaxing him away from the more domestic of his fantasies.

He has to lean down a little for this, and he cups his hands around Jonas’s jaw as he licks softly at the delicate skin of the smaller man’s throat. They both know what comes next– Matteo undoes the metal clasp and zipper of Jonas’s navy blue dress pants in practiced motions and drops to his knees against the rough carpet.

“Wait,” Jonas interrupts, straying from their typical script of wordlessness. Matteo pauses, looks up. “I’m live soon.”

It’s not refusal so much as a warning. He dares a smile. “Okay, boss.”

He works quicker from there, wasting less time with his typical frivolities as he pulls down the elastic waistband of Jonas’s boxers. Jonas is halfway there, and it doesn’t take much work to get him fully hard as Matteo strokes him with a hand blushing at the knuckles. Jonas exhales sharp and long through his nose as Matteo takes him between his lips and begins his ritual. It’s a clandestine dance, both of them practiced at keeping pleasure quiet. Jonas has a hand thrown over his eyes, breathing controlled, steadily regulating the reactions of his body in a way that seems almost natural, thoughtless. It would make Matteo envious if room for such emotion wasn’t taken by reverence.

He works his tongue into the hot salt of Jonas’s dick heavy in his mouth, chasing after the way he bucks his hips forward in seeking for more– of which he is eager to give. His head buzzes with thrill as he hears Jonas’s breaths grow shakier in suppression of the more crude sounds behind his lips. The world shrinks down to just the two of them when they’re together. The rush in his veins is fueled solely by Jonas; his body, his pleasure, his praise. He could ride the high that he gets as Jonas fucks into his mouth and comes with an escaped moan for days. He waits a moment before swallowing and wiping his lips, entranced by the way Jonas’s golden curls fall back into place as he runs a hand through his hair.

Jonas zips up his dark pants. The simple gold of his wedding band flashes in the drifts of light that seep through the cracks in the door. Matteo brings his gaze away and back up to Jonas’s face.

Jonas looks Matteo up and down as he gets up from his place on the ground. “You wore the green tie,” he notes.

“Oh, yeah. People said it looked nice last Friday.” By people, he means Jonas. He was hoping he’d notice again, a little.

“It looks good with your hair,” Jonas says, which makes Matteo have to smother a grin. “Trine told me first. It’s her favorite color. She knows more about what goes with what than I do,” He laughs. 

“Oh,” Matteo smiles, a little forced. He remembers his own stilted words clashing against Jonas’s relaxed introductions between the three of them. He likes Trine, really.

“Ah, I’m on in a few minutes.” Jonas taps on his watch screen. “I’ll see you later, hm?”

“Right, yeah. Good luck live, eh, boss?” They both know he doesn’t need it, but Jonas smiles back anyways. He steps out casually, as if exiting any other meeting room. That evening, they’ll see each other at another team dinner and say nothing. Jonas, at least, is very good at pretending. All Matteo does is follow his lead.

[frobby]

thinking about how xanxus's mom named him xanxus cuz it has X for vongola 10th...... girl idk how to tell you this but XX is 20