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saw Luis Serra for 0.02 seconds and im already sweating profusely and blushing what the actual fuck
im gonna sue capcom for creating this man and not letting me kiss him
#why am i so gay#i literally have to avoid him most of the day because hes an active dISTRACTION TO ME#the fixation and attraction to this man is intense#send jesus#but not actually i got a crush on him too#luis serra
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Guys I’m really on one today. I think it’s because I woke up to alex in a wig on my dash.
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*loudly plays clown music*
#i accidentally added my coworkers abusive partner on my astrology app#i cant take it back#wtf kind of app design is this#send jesus
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I was walking out of the Walmart today, and a car passed me, and I got this incredibly vivid impression. It wasn't really in words, but if I had to put it into words, the two key points would be
a). I needed to watch that car and
b). That I needed to be careful, because the driver of the car was a massive bitch.
It kind of took me by surprise, because I really had no reason to be beefing with that car, and I also hadn't really had an impression like that since I was religious, which was in my teen years. Right? It'd been a decade since I had a little voice whisper in my ear, and I'd basically written it off as nonsense.
Anyway, I watched the car, because The Spirits or whatever were very insistent that I did. Car drove fine, went into the parking spot, inched forward, and right when it should've just stopped, the driver gunned it for some reason and it ran into the curb and cracked its bumper.
So, the driver got out, and she went to the front of the car to check that yes, she had cracked her bumper, and then she turned to look at me. The parking lot wasn't empty, but we were the only two people standing in that row, and I'd probably been staring at her for tenish seconds now.
She demanded very angrily to know why I hadn't warned her of the curb. And I could have said I didn't know you were about to gun it or is it my job to help every stranger park, or even could you have even heard me, inside your car?
And all of those would have been fine, but I was really, really busy digesting that I had somehow communed with Mormon Jesus again for the first time in fifteen years, and that the communion had mostly been there to let me watch someone park badly (?), so what I responded with was:
"Because it was foretold."
And I can't tell which would be funnier, if she went silent because there's not much to be said to that, or if she went silent because in Utah, she might actually believe me, but we parted ways without more words.
I'm still kind of digesting this myself, actually.
#Mormon Jesus really wanted me to watch someone crack their bumper?#It was kind of funny to watch#like if this is gods apology i guess i can take it#a decade and a half of radio silence between former highschool friends and then one sends the other a shitpost#and maybe the friendship isnt fixed but its a channel you know?#at least we're talking again#would that all my stupid mistakes could be divine shitposts#amen#Babylon-Lore
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I'm depressed and hyper today help
#send help#send jesus#send the white coat men#feels like my brains starting an electrical fire lol im not gd 😭#feeling stressed n confused
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post itself
false flags
trans/adjacent tags
accessibility features
tumblr live post (thanks for the link, @problemnyatic)
flashing / strobing / lights
unblockable flashing ad
buying ad free
staff @/macmanx guilt trip
list of staff + more issues
#post nuked bc proshippers started insulting people who rbed this and implied partyjockers attempted to Kill staff? it was getting old so#archive links still under the cut if you want and you can rb this from others if you want the og#hint: if you dislike this post or want to debunk parts of it the way to go about it isn't to call people who've rbed it 'disgusting little#fuck ups' that are 'spreading anti shipper lies'#note: this post is and was Not about ship discourse jesus fucking christ proshippers get a grip#also ace discoursers are here too? this isn't about you either?#edit 2: if you send me an anon regarding this post about how im policing discussion or 'don't really want it'#but then stop replying when i answer your ask#maybe that's. not helping discussion?#i nuked this post as people started making up false accusations to smear people staff sniped. aka accusing someone of IRL ATTEMPTED MURDERS.
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no i'm still right here screaming
#got me lookin like 5 when he does 6#send jesus#stray kids felix#skz felix#the temptation is great#bias in black#ponytail bias#death by duality
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What the hell was my Spotify wrapped?
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one of the worst things in the world is that feeling unloveable can (and will) make you act in ways that reinforces itself. I feel unloveable so I don’t respond to messages so people reach out less so I feel unloveable. one of the hardest things in the world is fighting back the brain demons long enough to break the cycle
#my best friend doesn’t have tumblr but I am mentally sending him so many apologies right now jesus fuckkkkkkk#I feel so fucking awful rn#I went and watched taskmaster and that distracted me a bir#but literally. suicidal thoughts out of nowhere. urge to drink out of nowhere#it’s like. 8:15pm and I’m thinking of just going to bed now#only way to get my brain to shut up#I have such a busy weekend ahead as well#godddddd I want to enter hermit mode so bas#I’m not gonna do anything stupid don’t worry#but I sure Feel Like Doing It
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would gay sex fix them?
#requests#would gay sex fix them poll#jesus x judas#judas x jesus#polls#fandom polls#poll#history#literature#mlm#please do not send me hate i am a vessel of the public and this is what the public wanted
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#WIP#art#vampire hunter d#vhd#Sorry I realize I've neglected the folks that only follow me on tumblr for a while !! 😭😭😭#mmm and sorry to anyone who follows me in different places y'all are probably sick of it (updated at least...)😭😭😭 forgive me 🥹🫶👐#Sorry I tend to focus on one social media at a time -I post the most liberally on my instagram's close friends#.... anyone is free to join it actually just send me a message there if you want ♡ (๑´• ᵕ •ू`๑)#I do want to make drawings that make people think more deeply - to give D the depth that Kikuchi doesn't allow us hahaha#Mmm.... I like some D jesus allegory 🤤 It kinda works if you think about it#then again stress turns me into a perv🌝 so don't have high hopes for the future - school oughhhh school....#Also I enjoy seeing strangers going like “husband” or what not - you're not oomf??? Who are you 😭😭😭#DW btw I actually really don't care LOL I just think it's funny#I'd rather that then be haunted by private quotes - there's 1 private quote on my Damned D and gosh I'm so curious😭🌝#Also I'm back in school it's my final year and I only got fall semester for my entire senior thesis so I won't be able to post as much..oug
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Due to recent events: let's all tone it down a bit, yeah?
#i originally wanted to pair them up by team but... yeah#maybe dont send hate to anyone idk#let them live jesus#lando norris#ln4#max verstappen#mv1#mv33#f1#formula 1#formula one#brazil gp 2024#sao paulo gp 2024#my art#fanart#digital art#ari art#norstappen#mclaren f1#mclaren formula one#mclaren formula 1#mclaren racing#red bull racing#rbr#red bull f1#red bull formula 1#red bull formula one#oops just realized i forgot to sign it... oh well not changing it now
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Comic I made earlier this month. Based on a convo w/ a friend :]
bonus:
Can you tell,,,shes my favorite,,,,
#I just think V laughing genuinely and honestly is something that would literally send me to a early grave#Like we never hear her laugh. like genuinely#like. All we've ever heard is her scary manic laughter#but what about now. now that the world isn't ending for her everyday???#like pls give me a season 2 after like a year of rest Liam. I need the domestic moments. the softer scenes. im begging#anyway yeah im normal abt V murder drones#*kicks my long ass character analysis under the table*#ok bye thx for reading!!!#murder drones#serial designation n#uzi doorman#serial designation v#envuzi#nuziv#jesus christ what is their shipname??? like its implied but christ what do i tag
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Y’all, this is going to be so random, but I was hit with a memory from my Catholic school days and I have this vivid memory of stumbling across a Bible story where Jesus walks into a village, sees someone possessed by a demon, and is like
“Begone, Beelzebub, go back to hell.”
And the demon just fuckin leaves because JC told him to
I always found that really funny, and even funnier when I think of it with Obey Me Beel-
Beel: He said I couldn’t possess that human anymore 🥺🥺🥺🥺
Belphie: Don’t you listen to that oily hippy! You can possess whoever you want, Beel.
Mammon: UGH, next thing you know Jesus is gonna be all “you can’t set up a shopping mall in the middle of the temple!” Like sorry you don’t like fun and money, bro 🙄
#Jesus whooped Mammon’s ass in the temple send tweet#Mammon ran back to Lucifer crying about how his tables got flipped and Lucifer is like: Damn that sucks. Maybe you shouldn’t have been dumb#obey me#obey me!#obey me! shall we date?#obey me shall we date#obey me mammon#obey me belphegor#obey me Beelzebub#obey me crack#obey me! crack#obey me meme#obey me memes
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no, girl im fine— I’m just crying over the gospel again
#GOD CHOSE TO SEND HIS SON TO SAVE AN UNWORTHY PEOPLE#JESUS CHRIST — GOD THE SON — CAME DOWN AND LIVED AMONGST AN EVIL HUMANITY#HE LIVED THE LIFE WE CAN’T#HE DIED THE DEATH WE DESERVE#HE BECAME OUR SIN FOR US#HE BORE THE WRATH THAT IS OURS#HE IS ALIVE#GOD THE FATHER LOVES US WITH THE SAME LOVE HE LOVES THE SON#JESUS SENT GOD THE HOLY SPIRIT TO INDWELL AND BE WITH US#WHEN HE COMES BACK GOD WILL LOOK AT ME AND MY EVIL THAT PUT JESUS ON THE CROSS#AND HE WILL SEE CHRIST’S OBEDIENCE#HE WILL SEE HIS SON’S RIGHTOUSNESS#THERE IS NOTHING ON EARTH OR IN HEAVEN THAT CAN CHANGE THAT#GOD SWORE BY HIS OWN NAME THAT HE WOULD SAVE A PEOPLE THAT HE DETERMINED BEFORE THE FOUNDATION OF THE WOLRD#NONE THAT THE FATHER GAVE TO CHRIST WILL HE LOSE#WE WILL DWELL WITH CHRIST FOR ETERNITY BECAUSE HE CHOSE US AND BOUGHT US AND CLOTHED US IN HIS RIGHTOUSNESS WHILE WE WERE STILL GOD HATERS#SOLI DEO GLORIA#gospel#reformed theology#theology#g.txt
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