#senate floor

[dynamicity-keysmash]

Regarding that twink getting railed in the Senate hearing room:

I can't be super happy because it's going to lead to various degrees of even more "they're sickly, sex-crazed vermin" discourse about gay men from both conservative politicians and just regular people. And OF COURSE it should not be his job to represent gay guys, as that is a role unfairly forced upon him by the marginalization of gay men...but it is a role he is in as a gay man working fairly high up in government, and he acted pretty grossly. Sex at work on someone else's desk is, generally, very bad.

On the other hand though he is an icon, a legend, and he is the moment. Having gay sex in the Senate is nothing short of an incredible and hilarious act of defiance, even if not intended as such. He got SPLIT OPEN right where RBG got confirmed to the supreme court, just like she would've wanted.

[thatrandomblogsays]

It’s a fun video, check her out @what-is-my-aesthetic

My favorite part was her immediately checking out CSPAN footage after showing my meme and…

Mood girlie, mood…

(if you had kept watching you would’ve seen the senators almost break into a brawl…)

[hold-him-down]

We want Luke to come to the rescue!!!!

Luke is/was held up on the Senate Floor™ doing things™ (the details of which are above my pay grade) but Rob is en route and Luke is absolutely falling apart as he fumbles his way out of work.

[valend]

Remembered this edit I made of Cicero in drag. Cunt tbh idk

[catoswound]

such a travesty those senators did not fuck nasty in the senate

[skyward-floored]

My brother: hey! the Link action figure is the same size as the Star Wars ones!

*proceeds to put Link in carbonite*

[jockbots]

Commander Fox: The Columbo of Coruscant

[bewithus4u]

Democrats highlight IVF issue ahead of elections as Senate GOP blocks IVF bill again

Tuesday, Feb. 27, 2024, at the Aspire Houston Fertility Institute in vitro fertilization lab in Houston, laboratory staff prepare small petri dishes filled with 1-7-day-old embryos. Cells will be extracted from each embryo to determine viability. As Democrats highlight the issue in the run-up to the November election, Senate Republicans voted Tuesday to block a bill ensuring access to in vitro…

[angelkeitai]

fuck my stupid baka life tell me why it took 4 hours ALONE just to do the hair. anyway i speedran finishing this Have It.

[the-littlest-goblin]

9, 31, and 52 for Spotify wrapped?

9. Living in the 20's by Green Day

31. Wasted on the Senate Floor by Emperor X

52. Totally Fine by PUP

[catilinas]

do you think gaius marius and lucius appuleius saturninus ever explored one another’s bodies

[15-lizards]

I feel that the Roman Republic still lives on in American politics. Not for any meaningful contributes to democracy or whatever I just mean that Mark Antony is Hunter Biden now

[valend]

is cicero like some sorta 70s greek drag queen? where can i watch his races? sorry me if he isnt im not very well-versed in all that stuff xX

tbhhhh

[bumblingest-bee]

so apparently a US senator challenged somebody to a fistfight today on the senate floor, which is funny enough in and of itself, but i think the best part is the truly unfortunate phrasing of the challenge which sounded like a.. somewhat different proposition

[tennessoui]

Modern AU where Anakin moves from DC to Virginia and angry Palpatine is like OBI-WAN HAS WON. ANAKIN IS LOST TO ME and his aide is like, sir, it's a 15 min drive from Bethesda to McLean? And Palpatine is like FOOL, NO ONE CAN BRIDGE THE MD/VA GAP and his aide is like, sir, the bridge does that? and Palpatine indulges in a little workplace murder/staff downsizing to cheer himself up

no no I’m with Palpatine in this one he’s totally valid for settling for an evil apprentice like Darth Maul who lives in navy yard

bridge only works one way and that’s not DC into VA besties

[tomwambsmilk]

if the succ marketing team doesn't take advantage of the ides of march then what are they even doing