#self ship if you squint

[blorbostation]

tw suggestive sillies //

*hits with mexico beam and leaves*

[diushek]

Mobei Jun who doesn't understand why his Emperor is so in love with the cold bitch Shen Qingqiu, or why his little and cute husband seems to smile like a sun every time he sees him in the court.

So, he starts trying to understand what is so interesting about the man. He watches him do things, talk to servants... At first it's normal, even boring; then Shen Qingqiu has a heated conversation with some diplomats-cultivators about not disrespecting demon culture and wanting to change it just on a whim, he smiles warmly watching a puppy of a dangerous beast that apparently one of the kitchen servants has been secretly raising, and he has conversations with the court dancers about whether they are safe or getting well paid for staying so late at the parties that Luo Binghe is forced to throw for his guests.

Shen Qingqiu barely draws his sword, but when he does so to practice in the inner gardens, Mobei Jun only watches the display of a powerful martial movement gorgeous like that of a warrior and delicate like a dance.

And Mobei Jun spits out his viperous tongue, hostile to servants disrespectful to his Emperor, cruel to low-ranking demons who try to start uprisings. Shen Qingqiu has a string of flowery swear words and insults that would make a drunk blush. And if that's not enough, he has the ability to scold even high-ranking demons in the court as if he were a strict mother.

... Mobei Jun is beginning to see quite a bit of Shen Qingqiu's appeal. Well, he'll have to keep his distance. He's perhaps satisfied his curiosity too much already, and it's clear that his Emperor's wife is not taking secondary husbands; even if it is clear that he and his cute husband would be satisfied with a place in the Emperor's wife's harem, Mobei Jun is sure that this has never crossed Luo Binghe's mind, because otherwise they probably wouldn't be alive.

[roomforwonder]

remember when I asked that question. Yeah. These were drawn w bases bc I was feeling rather lazy though it was a while ago so I can't find them. Enjoy nonetheless

[brokerkisser]

my yellow chud son an idiot fml

[silvernyxchariot]

When my co-worker thought I would say, "I can fix him," but I actually said, "I can make him worse."

And we were talking about Sunday.

Sunday, at least his JPN VA, made him sound hopeless and destitute. Been there. Done that. Or at least tried to off🔪🩸 that (myself). It sucks. Call me a "hopeless romantic," but matter-of-fact is I'm a mouth breathing hunter(/lh, ref) and I want to drag this feathery ass up by the collar and show him what free will is.

No order. No plan. No "harmony." Just, "What is it you want to protect?" And, "What the fuck are you goin' do about it, boy?" Hence, why I believe he needs to have a hermit/anti-hero phase to find himself.

[inkk-gutzz]

how today be going (im super normal guys)

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[rossithepixie]

Decided to do a little comfort sketch of a cozy Dazai holding my cat kacchan. I like to imagine he’s over and cozy at my place. ❤️‍🩹

Might clean this up later, i mostly drew it to keep from getting rusty while i’ve been resting after surgery since i was finally able to sit in my chair instead of laying back.

[artoatsblog]

The Soldier was a big man, very tall and muscular (he also had a bit of pudge on him, more than he'd like to admit) whenever he laid on top of his lover they felt crushed, so the times he was being cute and sweet felt odd.

He laid on his lover once again, a sense of peace grew onto his face for the first time in a long time, a part of him felt wrong feeling this, he shouldn't feel cute, but he did, his lover petted his buzz cut, their soft hands feeling nice on his face.

"You're a cutie."

"No, I'm not, I'm-I'm big and s-strong." soldier was tired, he felt good but, he thought he didn't deserve to feel good.

"Not tonight, you aren't, tonight your cute and small." they started to kiss the man's face.

The Soldier changed his mind, this was as right as it could be.

[milkinthefreezer]

AM, Ted (Grr..) and Ellen❤️❤️ for a school project.

More AM (+OC) stuff at school

[jokerislandgirl32]

Hallelujah

Violet: “YES, THANK YOU GOD!”

Gourmand: “Uhhh, Zach? Is Little Sugar okay, why is she praising God in the bathroom?”

Zach *pausing his speech on how they’ll take down the Wild Kratts, he rubs his chin for a second before answering calmly* : “She just got her period….now as I was saying…”

Violet walks back into the room and Gourmand looks between them in mixed horror and amusement.

Gourmand: “Are we not gonna talk about this?!?!”

[postalrue]

Dude’s Ls (Doodles)

[bluwus-art]

*cracks hands* Did you guys seriously think that was all of them >:3

[xxthefairywitchxx]

Why in the name of Zombie Jesus did I decide to make these images just...SO fuck off huge???...Uh...Anyways...Halloween? I couldn't sleep I wanted to draw something cute that...Stopped being cute at some point...

[kay-selfships]

my two guys with blonde mullets <33

[r0cket-spr0cket]

Death stands behind every bride, every groom.

Played around some more with Firealpaca features, I dunno how to make stuff 'glow' so I hope I somewhat achieved that qwq.

(Alt. ver w/o the glowy bits.)

[silvernyxchariot]

"Why I started to play": Ah, yes. Beautiful. Majestic. Aristocratic status. May like to splurge mora (Ayato) or be irresponsible with it (Zhongli)*. Definitely has an expensive wardrobe.

"Why I stayed": Overworked, broke fucking architect. Can't save mora to save his life. Passes out drunk on the side of the road to the point Tighnari has chastised him (in Kaveh's hang out quest, iirc). Hero trope: Would sacrifice you to save the world. Already sacrifices himself for inanimate objects, buildings, and artistry. #/thewritingonthewall

And if I cry (don't C6 him), then what?¿(/joke)

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*The broke old man jokes are bland and empty, considering most players prove they choose not to read; make up better ones.