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Screaming crying tearing my hair out trying to figure out how the fuck the GAR is structured
#i am losing my mind over here my dudes#i have made. so many graphs#NONE OF THIS MAKES SENSE#ugh im just gonna try and skip over the military stuff and just write the fun angsty shit#seriously tho how large a force is realistically required to capture a planet? how many ships and troops are we talking here?#cuz as a high jedi general obi wan would technically be in charge of an entire systems army. which is nearly 300k troops#and roughly 128 star destroyers#but its a SYSTEMS army#which i imagine means they would be spread out throughout an entire system#so for a single planetary invasion it'd be. what? just the 7th sky corps? with the rest of the systems army spread out in other areas?#seems most likely#i hope you guys appreciate how much i agonize over these silly little details lol
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i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.
#sorry im bored of the same tags on this lmao#sometimes i think the confessional style loses impact because everything has to be excavated from the depths of the soul#and somehow. confessional writing seems to be going with the most disaffected bland sound possible. odd.#i love deeply personal songs! i love when songs sound like they mean something to the artist!#something something wider issue of mining trauma and being performatively vulnerable for quote unquote content#idk i don’t have the actual knowledge to write about this well there’s just something not landing for me recently#mine
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ducklings i'll be honest daddy's about to kill himself
#this seemed like the most appropriate caption#he looks so sad and wet. sopping even#house md#hatecrimes md#gregory house
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dragon meat, you, and me
#marcille donato#falin touden#farcille#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#tw blood#tw body horror#tw gore#as a normal farcille fan this revival has been on my mind since i first read it and getting to watch it is like yippee!!#like messy revivals are everything - the consequences that will haunt u for the rest of the time they are alive#the initial hopeful moments where it all seemed well but quickly descend to That not being the case - losing not only the bit of evidence#evidence that your dream may work out but also someone you deeply care about in the process… marcille my Beloved#ofc wholly thruout the journey - at the forefront of it - getting falin back was the most crucial point but so wuickly :(( it was lost#on the other end its crazy to think about the compoments of falin now - human - dragon (dungeon) - marcille’s magic and desperation#the food the crew cooked (digested) - she is made of many parts!!#also i did not realize how medical it feels to draw smth like this. i dont usually explore the inner parts or use a lot of blood#in my work so rendering everything and looking up refs it felt quite magical (?)#ruporas art
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can i see your necklace for a second, your highness? ^__^
#watching hua cheng lose his resolve and snap like this is one of the most joyous parts of the books for me#he's trying so hard to hold it in i don't know How he was going to not confess for another 800 years#i seem to draw xl going through it a lot. just saucer eyes and burning up like crazy. please save him#heaven official's blessing#tgcf#xie lian#hua cheng#hualian
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Headcanon that Bruce doesn’t give the shovel talk to his kids’ partners because 1) everybody in the caped community knows what Batman’s capable of and how protective he is of his children so shovel talks feel redundant and unnecessary, and 2) the constant prolonged fear of a shovel talk that never comes is almost more effective than an actual shovel talk
#there’s nothing scarier to a bunch of young superheroes than just waiting for batman to corner you alone somewhere#but despite ample opportunity it just never comes#i also think batman actually likes most of his kids’ partners#which just makes him seem more suspicious#batman#bruce wayne#batfam#dc#dc comics#mine
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How to be an annoying little jerk 101
FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT
MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference
#undertale#deltarune#undertale fanart#deltarune fanart#utdr#crossover#crossover comic#twin runes#twin runes comic#kris dreemurr#frisk#ralsei#susie deltarune#I see Susie is continuing the trend of defending Kris from people who try to bully them#in this case most likely because lesslo tries to pull the same stunt she did once#only difference being that for whatever reason it actually seems to be getting to them(?)#whereas with susie they just found it funny when she tried it#buuuuuuut this little freak actually seems to know Asgore very well#and by extension Kris too#sooooooo what's his deal?#those who have scoured the archives might already know who or what he is :)#anyways kris be out for darkner blood now#or whatever the heck they're made of#nobody talks smack about their family
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#the amazing devil#sorry everyone i'm going insane over TAD and their lyrics again!#personally had to choose the man my father never was just because that seems like the most trans man motto ever
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I’m sure Dumat being defeated the same year andraste was born means nothing
I’m sure this has nothing to do with the fact that andrastes mother was part of a tribe who helped the grey wardens fight and defeat dumat the same year she was born, meaning that she could have been a fetus affected by the taint in the proximity of a dying arch demon
And the fact that nobody knows which grey warden killed dumat, as seven wardens died from injuries from his death throes, and therefore we cannot actually identify a warden who absorbed his soul, means nothing
And I’m sure it is a complete coincidence that andraste had dreams and visions of the being later referred to as the maker her whole life, and behaved strangely, talking about hearing lost voices and seeing strange auras. That absolutely doesn’t sound like anyone else we know
#dragon age#hi I don’t know if these are hot takes anymore or if I’m actually going insane#this could still work with the maker being mythal#(as in the thing that spoke to andraste. claims unverified)#there’s a theory of an 8th old god struck from record#so there’s still enough old gods to account for mythal being dumat#(the 8th old god is associated with sea monsters so that would be Ghilan’nain if that were the case. which is probably one of the ones we#see escaping)#what doesn’t add up is only two escape but there would be three left if this were the case#unless corypheus’ dragon WAS an arch demon and was razikale or Lusacan (which I believe are most likely dirthamen and elgar’nan)#which seem to be the two candidates for the other escaped evanuris#so things could add up#in terms of mythal learning about the tainted fetus stuff she could have done that observing#but it would make sense for her to learn from practice#I’ve been feeling like there’s a huge piece missing in the deal with her and the evanuris because she talks about being denied justice#and like. solas locked up the evanuris for a good few thousand years. it might not be her idea of perfect justice but surely it would be an#attempt#but what if that’s not the betrayal she’s talking about#what if the betrayal is that solas accidentally locked her in there too#dragon age theory#tagging these so I can find them
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"You can only be jealous of someone who has something you think you ought to have yourself." Margaret Atwood, The Handmaid’s Tale
#art donaldson becoming the most interesting character to me#i'm just obsessed with his jealousy and desires#he's so opaque bc he rarely speaks up but he's an open book when you know how to read him#that much jealousy should have consumed him entirely from the inside we're lucky he's still standing#“was anyone going to tell me about this parallel or was i supposed to notice it by myself?”#i say as never check the tag bc i'm easily annoyed#this seems like an obvious parallel considering the next scene that happens with tashi but i never realized it before now oops#nasty snake donaldson they will never take you away from me!!#art donaldson#tashi duncan#patrick zweig#challengers
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If only Machete wasn't so distinctly white and waifish. Otherwise one could possibly use a lookalike to fake his death and just run away with vasco. But finding someone that resembles machete would be almost as hard as making the choice to end a life to save your own.
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#🤔#I've never faked my death so I wouldn't know#but wouldn't ensuring that the body isn't 100% identifiable be the first step in tackling that issue#make it seem that it's most likely you but no one can tell for sure#it's not like they had dental records and dna testing in the late 1500's#sorry this got a little morbid I just started to think about the logistics#answered#anonymous#that isn't a bad idea actually#they aren't going to come after him later if they think he's dead
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people seriously pretending EEAAO is overrated suddenly bc it swept awards? it swept awards largely because it is very very very good. I cried like someone who's just had a religious revelation BOTH times I watched it bc it touched something raw and real and beautiful but it was also just very, very funny. everyone's performance kills and the concept is creative and interesting and doesn't distract from the emotional core. you guys are just contrarian.
#red said#also there are posts and tweets like THIS IS JUST FOR MCU FANS#like please go on demonstrating how you've adopted 'mcu fan' as a shorthand for 'person who likes films i don't'#or 'person who likes films that are popular'#because the defining features of mcu films are that they're high budget irony poisoned derivative works#targeted at a broad audience so aiming to be accessible and inoffensive#and it really seems. like 'accessible' is the part of that you object to#bc EEAAO is a highly original A24 indie film with a 14.5m budget which is NOTHING#it's made mostly with practical effects and sets#and most importantly it's beautifully painfully earnest. it's never trying to shy away or go Hey Look How Silly This Is 😏#everything is driven by its earnest desire to talk about specific themes#i think the people comparing it negatively to mcu films are stuck on the fact that it's about a multiverse and it's got jokes#and colourful action scenes#but they miss that the referential jokes (like racacoonie) and setpieces aren't the point of the film
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"Now, the vow will be honoured, and my Lord brother's soul will return."
Radahn stans keep winning, but I personally am in Miyazaki's walls rn
#my art#shadow of the erdtree spoilers#sote spoilers#shadow of the erdtree#elden ring#godwyn prince of death#godwyn the golden#miquella the kind#miquella the unalloyed#promised consort radahn#fromsoft#i do not think critiques of radahn are as shallow as “pay $40 to fight a boss we already fought”#the dlc is good right up until the final boss#most of the new bosses are good#i loved midra and metyr and messmer and the dancing lion#radahn as consort just comes completely out of left field and just seems like a huge disconnect between the dlc and base game#radahn's story was done with the festival#and it's a good end! i like the festival and the base game radhan fight#but here he shows up again out of nowhere when godwyn is the obvious choice and a godwyn boss fight would be new and interesting#you can even still have your villain miquella story#puppeting his brother's living-but-soulless corpse unable to accept#that just because godwyn is breathing and follows his command like a deprecated computer program#even godhood can't bring his brother's soul back#his body must be slain and he must die a true death#we could have at least gotten a line of dialogue from radahn but nope#ok rant over#this pic is sloppy but idc#no cleanup we die like men#yes i know miquella's model technically has only three arms but i gave him four bc three looks silly
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The bat kids force Bruce’s partners to do an interpretive dance if they want to stay over
#bruce wayne#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#cassandra cain#damian wayne al ghul#duke thomas#batkids#batfam#i was mainly thinking of batlantern#hal jordan#he seems the most likely to do it#but can also be any ship#batlantern#superbat#batcat#brutalia#bruharvey#ghostbat#batman#dc
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i'm a us liberal and i think you're cool
i highly doubt you're a liberal then and just think liberal = leftist which it very much does not
#liberalism is a specific (captialist right wing) ideology#the US is just shifted very far to the right#so “liberalism” seems like a centre left idea which is why “liberal” became the thing right wingers call any leftist#purely because it's the ideology of the broader democrat party#if you're to the left of most democrats (which if you like my work and me you probably are) you're almost definitely not a liberal#sorry if this comes off as condescending it's just a massive pet peeve of mine
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au where ford gets over himself when he gets to gravity falls and reaches out to stan sooner
stan thinks ford still doesn’t want him around and is gonna kick him out the moment he doesn’t need his help anymore ahaha. but like also they’re so sillayyyy
(plus a part 2)
#ily ford i don’t mean to make u seem like an asshole#i mean u are#i’m making u nicer than u are in canon#but STILL#ahem.#anyway#stan has casual thoughts of death and immediately follows it up with being the most unserious guy in the room#hashtag real#shut up this is actually fucking canon isn’t it. his little Sweet Release of Death speech he gave the twins in that one ep#i mean he wasn’t silly after but he does canonly think this shit SHUT UP#…do i tag any warnings for this#it’s a jokey post but also erm#idfk#tw sui ideation#?????#that seems to be the common tag for it#tw sui joke#yeahg hey tumblr#gravity falls#stanley pines#stanford pines#stan twins#gravity falls fanart#my art#rystiart#aghhhhgg#hi#one day i WILL draw something better i swear…….
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