#second player hetalia

[ifindus]

eyyoo my streamer??? won the MCC?? he was hard carried but still very proud of him ✨

[hetalian-veteran]

You want to know what I think is one of the craziest bits of fanon in the Hetalia fandom?

The existence of the 2p! characters. Or rather what we did with them. Here's what I mean.

The 2p! characters started off as recolored drawings of the main characters by Himaruya, where he also created gender-bent designs of the main cast, along with alternate coloring. He allegedly joked and said that they looked like they could be part of an evil organization or something.

He also did some possible alternate sketches of some of the other characters but never finalized them. These characters started to be called 2p! characters, as in "second player", like in a video game.

But what's truly insane and all-around amazing is what the fandom did with this information. Because we didn't just sit down, look at the drawings, churn out a few fanarts, and go along our merry way.

Oh goodness no...

We took these sketches by Himaruya and ran with them.

Next thing you know, the fandom began creating their own versions of the 2p! characters, even taking the gender-bent recolors and swapping their genders back to better resemble the main cast, but not exactly. We even created personalities for each and every one of them. While there are common personality traits shared by many of them, they are also incredibly unique with their own personality traits and quirks.

And the personalities we've given to each character were done by the fandom largely agreeing on certain information. Some examples are...

2p!America is a vegan, animal-loving delinquent.

2p!France is a clinically depressed smoker and alcoholic who believes love is fake.

2p!Italy has the persona of a mafia boss and is lowkey a sadist.

2p!England is a happy-go-lucky baker who makes sweets that may or may not contain human remains.

And the list goes on and on. We've made our own designs and personalities that the fandom largely has agreed upon, and these alternate versions of the characters are so dang popular that they might as well have their own fandom. Which, to be honest, they do.

They're so popular that they even have their own fanarts, fanfictions, cosplays, etc.

The Hetalia fandom literally went off and created its own sub-fandom. And this isn't the only sub-fandom that's branched off of the main Hetalia fandom. There's plenty more out there. The reason the 2p! characters are so wild to me is because the fandom really did take a handful of official and unofficial drawings with no canonical ties and went off to the races with them.

I'll probably go over different parts of Hetalia fanon and the sub-fandoms that branched off of Hetalia, but I needed to talk about the 2p!s, because their existence is just wild to me.

And I love them.

[hetalia-club]

Tsunami Titans vs. Freedom Fighters- Inning 9/9

Blue text Freedom Fighters at bat- link to their team and positions Orange Text Tsunami Titans at bat- link to their team and positions Pink Text = my commentary Inning 1 link Inning 2 link Inning 3 link Inning 4 link Inning 5 link Inning 6 link Inning 7 link Inning 8 link Inning 9 link

(Game is completely generated using the stats, characters, traits and abilities given to them by me that I've already shared with you, I do NOT know the outcome ahead of time and I am simply adding my own commentary along side the generated innings. It is generated one inning at a time. Whoever've wins will be just as much as surprise to me)

Announcer Voice:

Welcome back, baseball and Hetalia fans! The score is 11-10 in favor of the Tsunami Titans after a thrilling sixth inning. The Freedom Fighters have closed the gap, and it looks like we’re in for an exciting finish. We have a lineup change for the Tsunami Titans: Canada is being pulled from the game, and Iceland will be taking over at first base, batting fifth. Let's see how the seventh inning unfolds! Looks like Japan does not want to risk anymore errors on the field tonight.

Score going in- 11-10 favor of Japan's team.

Ninth Inning:

Welcome back, baseball fans! We’re heading into the ninth inning here at the Uzumaki Dome, and what a game it has been! The Tsunami Titans have taken a thrilling 11-10 lead after an explosive eighth inning. But the Freedom Fighters are not out of it yet. Get ready for an unforgettable finish!

Top of the Ninth Inning:

Leading off for the Freedom Fighters in the top of the ninth inning is Romano, wearing number 16 and playing first base. He’s looking to start a rally.

Romano vs. Japan:

Pitch 1: Japan starts with a fastball at 92 mph. Romano swings and misses. "Strike one!"

Pitch 2: Next pitch is a curveball at 78 mph. Romano watches it go by. "Ball one."

Pitch 3: Japan throws a slider at 85 mph. Romano connects and sends a line drive to left field at 105 mph. Spain runs in but can’t get to it! Romano is on with a leadoff single! "A great start for the Freedom Fighters!" Nice on base by Romano.

Next up is America, the star player now playing center field. He’s had a fantastic game so far.

America vs. Japan:

Pitch 1: Japan delivers a fastball at 93 mph. America swings and misses. "Strike one!"

Pitch 2: Another fastball at 92 mph. America fouls it off. "Strike two!"

Pitch 3: Japan throws a curveball at 79 mph. America connects and sends a towering fly ball to deep left center field at 110 mph. It's going, going, gone! Home run, America! "The Freedom Fighters take the lead, 12-11! What a shot!" That brings in Romano and America. America and Romano repeat their celebratory hand shake from they did last inning.

Now, we have Germany, number 85, playing right field. He’s looking to keep the momentum going.

Germany vs. Japan:

Pitch 1: Japan throws a fastball at 91 mph. Germany swings and misses. "Strike one!"

Pitch 2: A curveball at 78 mph. Germany watches it go by. "Ball one."

Pitch 3: Japan delivers a slider at 84 mph. Germany connects and sends a grounder to shortstop at 99 mph. Prussia fields it cleanly but throws wide to first! Germany reaches safely on the error! A great hit by Germany!

Next up is Ireland, number 22, playing second base. He’s got the heart and hustle to make things happen.

Ireland vs. Japan:

Pitch 1: Japan throws a fastball at 92 mph. Ireland swings and misses. "Strike one!"

Pitch 2: Another fastball at 93 mph. Ireland fouls it off. "Strike two!"

Pitch 3: Japan throws a changeup at 80 mph. Ireland connects and sends a line drive to right field at 105 mph. France dives but can't make the catch! Germany advances to third, and Ireland is on first! a nice routine hit by Ireland.

Now, Sweden steps up, number 92, playing left field. Let’s see if he can capitalize on this opportunity.

Sweden vs. Japan:

Pitch 1: Japan delivers a fastball at 92 mph. Sweden swings and misses. "Strike one!"

Pitch 2: A curveball at 79 mph. Sweden watches it go by. "Ball one."

Pitch 3: Japan throws a slider at 85 mph. Sweden connects and sends a high fly ball to deep center field at 108 mph. Scotland is back, back... and it's gone! A three-run home run for Sweden! "The Freedom Fighters extend their lead to 15-11! What a swing!" a terrific clean up there by Sweden! Japan needs to be careful with feeding them easy hits like this.

Next up is Italy, the pitcher. He’s looking to get on base and get things moving.

Italy vs. Japan:

Pitch 1: Japan throws a fastball at 92 mph. Italy swings and misses. "Strike one!"

Pitch 2: Another fastball at 93 mph. Italy fouls it off. "Strike two!"

Pitch 3: Japan throws a changeup at 81 mph. Italy connects and sends a grounder up the middle at 95 mph, and it gets through for a base hit! Italy is on first with a single." That would have been an out for anyone else but with teh fastest player in the league you got to really hustle if you want to get him out on those.

Now, Denmark, number 69, steps up to the plate. He’s been solid all game.

Denmark vs. Japan:

Pitch 1: Japan throws a fastball at 91 mph. Denmark swings and misses. "Strike one!"

And Italy is off! He’s stealing second! The throw from Turkey... not in time! Italy steals second base! What a steal by Italy! I don't think I would have risked it but that is what he's out there to do.

Pitch 2: A curveball at 78 mph. Denmark watches it go by. "Ball one."

Japan throws the ball behind him and checks Italy at second. Looks like he has him shaken up. Italy is still safe on second.

Pitch 3: Japan delivers a slider at 84 mph. Denmark makes contact, a grounder to third base at 97 mph. China fields it cleanly and throws to first. "Out number one! Italy holds at second." Nice play by China and Iceland!

Next up is Russia, number 27, playing catcher. He’s had a big hit tonight already.

Russia vs. Japan:

Pitch 1: Japan starts with a curveball at 78 mph. Russia watches it go by. "Ball one."

Pitch 2: A fastball at 91 mph. Russia swings and misses. "Strike one!"

Pitch 3: Japan delivers a slider at 84 mph. Russia connects and sends a grounder to shortstop at 99 mph. Prussia fields it cleanly and throws to first. "Out number two!"

Next up is England, number 04, playing third base. Let’s see if he can drive in Italy.

England vs. Japan:

Pitch 1: Japan throws a fastball at 92 mph. England swings and connects, sending a high fly ball to left field at 107 mph. Spain runs back, back... and it’s over his head! England rounds first and heads to second as Italy scores! "The Freedom Fighters extend their lead to 16-11!" Nice RIB by England!

Next up is Romano, number 16, playing first base. He’s looking to keep the rally going.

Romano vs. Japan:

Pitch 1: Japan throws a fastball at 92 mph. Romano swings and misses. "Strike one!"

Pitch 2: Another fastball at 93 mph. Romano fouls it off. "Strike two!"

Pitch 3: Japan throws a curveball at 79 mph. Romano connects and sends a line drive to left field at 105 mph. Spain runs in but can’t get to it! England rounds third and heads home. The throw... not in time! England scores, and Romano is on second! "The Freedom Fighters extend their lead to 17-11!" Another run batted in!

Next up is America, the star player of their team. We've come up on this exact face off twice now. America at bat, and Romano on base. Let's see if third times a charm.

America vs. Japan:

Pitch 1: Japan delivers a fastball at 93 mph. America swings and misses. "Strike one!"

Pitch 2: Another fastball at 92 mph. America fouls it off. "Strike two!"

Pitch 3: Japan throws a curveball at 79 mph. America connects and sends a line drive to deep right field at 110 mph. France runs back... and it’s gone! Home run, America! "The Freedom Fighters extend their lead to 19-11! What a performance!" Amazing another home run by America! You do not want to let this man get a piece of that ball! Japan does not look happy about that one. America and Romano doing their handshake at home plate after a very dramatic around the plate walk by America, he really took his sweet time.

Now, Germany steps up again, number 85, playing right field. He’s looking to keep the momentum going.

Germany vs. Japan:

Pitch 1: Japan throws a fastball at 91 mph. Germany swings and misses. "Strike one!"

Pitch 2: A curveball at 78 mph. Germany watches it go by. "Ball one."

Pitch 3: Japan delivers a slider at 84 mph. Germany connects and sends a grounder to shortstop at 99 mph. Prussia fields it cleanly but throws wide to first! Germany reaches safely on the error!" It's not looking good for our home team. They seem to be feeling the pressure from those last runs. They need to keep their nerves in check and just focus on fundamentals.

Next up is Ireland, number 22, playing second base. He’s been reliable all game.

Ireland vs. Japan:

Pitch 1: Japan throws a fastball at 92 mph. Ireland swings and misses. "Strike one!"

Pitch 2: Another fastball at 93 mph. Ireland fouls it off. "Strike two!"

Pitch 3: Japan delivers a changeup at 80 mph. Ireland connects and sends a line drive to right field at 105 mph. France dives but can't make the catch! Germany advances to third, and Ireland is on first!"

Now, Sweden steps up again, number 92. He hit a home run earlier this inning.

Sweden vs. Japan:

Pitch 1: Japan delivers a fastball at 92 mph. Sweden swings and misses. "Strike one!"

Pitch 2: A curveball at 79 mph. Sweden watches it go by. "Ball one."

Pitch 3: Japan throws a slider at 85 mph. Sweden connects and sends a high fly ball to deep left center field at 108 mph. It’s going, going, gone! Another home run for Sweden! "The Freedom Fighters extend their lead to 21-11! What a display of power!" Amazing hit by Sweden! cleaning up the basses again!

Finally, Italy steps up again. He’s looking to add to the total.

Italy vs. Japan:

Pitch 1: Japan throws a fastball at 92 mph. Italy swings and misses. "Strike one!"

Pitch 2: Another fastball at 93 mph. Italy fouls it off. "Strike two!"

Pitch 3: Japan throws a changeup at 81 mph. Italy connects and sends a grounder to second base at 95 mph. Finland fields it cleanly and throws to first. "Out number three!"

End of the Top of the Ninth Inning:

Freedom Fighters: 11 runs, 9 hits, 0 errors

Freedom Fighters lead 21-11

And that does it for the top of the ninth. Japan did not look happy he was teh first one off the field to teh dug out. They seem to really be feeling the pressure after that home run from America, that set the whole tone of the Stadium into silence. Let's see if Japan and his team can return the call. We have seen them dig themselves out of worse before.

Bottom of the Ninth Inning:

Leading off for the Tsunami Titans in the bottom of the ninth inning is Spain, wearing number 12 and playing left field. He’s looking to get something started.

Spain vs. Italy:

Pitch 1: Italy throws a fastball at 85 mph. Spain swings and misses. "Strike one!"

Pitch 2: Another fastball at 86 mph. Spain connects and sends a towering fly ball to right field at 108 mph. It's going, going, gone! Home run, Spain! "The Tsunami Titans cut the lead to 21-12! What a shot!" And Spain is here to return the call! They are not out of this game yet folks!

Next up is Finland, number 77, playing second base. Let’s see if he can keep the momentum going.

Finland vs. Italy:

Pitch 1: Italy throws a fastball at 85 mph. Finland swings and misses. "Strike one!"

Pitch 2: Another fastball at 86 mph. Finland watches it go by. "Ball one."

Pitch 3: Italy delivers a curveball at 77 mph. Finland connects and sends a grounder to shortstop at 97 mph. Denmark fields it cleanly but throws wide to first! Finland reaches safely on the error!" A great base hit by Finland ready to help his team set up a big play.

Now, it’s Iceland, number 45, playing first base. He’s looking to make an impact.

Iceland vs. Italy:

Pitch 1: Italy delivers a fastball at 85 mph. Iceland swings and misses. "Strike one!"

Pitch 2: Another fastball at 86 mph. Iceland fouls it off. "Strike two!"

Pitch 3: Italy throws a slider at 80 mph. Iceland connects and sends a line drive to center field at 102 mph. America dives but can't make the catch! Finland advances to third, and Iceland is on first!" A Stunning it by Iceland! A runner on first and third.

Next up is France, number 39, playing right field. The crowd is on their feet!

France vs. Italy:

Pitch 1: Italy throws a fastball at 85 mph. France swings and misses. "Strike one!"

Pitch 2: Another fastball at 86 mph. France watches it go by. "Ball one."

Pitch 3: Italy delivers a curveball at 78 mph. France connects and sends a high fly ball to left field at 105 mph. Sweden runs back, back... and it’s gone! A three-run home run for France! "The Tsunami Titans cut the lead to 21-15! What a comeback!" And clear the base home run by France! what a hit!

America calls a Time Out from Center. America and Italy meet at the mound to have a chat. They seem to be having a pretty serious discussion between the two of them a lot of hand movements going on.

While they have their little discussion this might be a good time to go over some of Italy's stats. Not only is he know for being the fastest in the league but strike out wise he's the better pitcher on the Freedom Fighters. He's best to have as a closer for situations like these. he really knows how to keep his cool and shut down batters.

And time out is over the game is back ok! Now, it’s Turkey at bat, number 40, the catcher. Let’s see if he can keep the rally going.

Turkey vs. Italy:

Pitch 1: Italy throws a fastball at 85 mph. Turkey swings and misses. "Strike one!"

Pitch 2: Another fastball at 86 mph. Turkey fouls it off. "Strike two!"

Pitch 3: Italy delivers a slider at 79 mph. Turkey makes contact, a grounder to shortstop at 100 mph. Denmark fields it cleanly and throws to first. "Out number one!" Nice shut down by Italy it looks like he's really locked in. That smile is gone from his face and he's all business.

Next up is Prussia, number 01, playing shortstop. Known for his confidence, let’s see if he can get on base.

Prussia vs. Italy:

Pitch 1: Italy throws a fastball at 85 mph. Prussia swings and misses. "Strike one!"

Pitch 2: Another fastball at 86 mph. Prussia watches it go by. "Ball one." Italy is shaking that one off, holding the ball staring Russia down waiting on the pitch to be called.

Pitch 3: Italy delivers a curveball at 77 mph. Prussia makes contact, a grounder to third base at 97 mph. England fields it cleanly and throws to first. "Out number two!" That was a nice effort by Prussia, If only he got a bigger piece of that one.

Next up is Scotland, number 11, playing center field. Let’s see if he can get something started with two outs. They really have to make something happen here.

Scotland vs. Italy:

Pitch 1: Italy throws a fastball at 85 mph. Scotland swings and misses. "Strike one!"

Pitch 2: Another fastball at 86 mph. Scotland watches it go by. "Ball one."

Pitch 3: Italy delivers a slider at 80 mph. Scotland connects and sends a high fly ball to left center field at 108 mph. America and Sweden converge... and it drops between them! Scotland hustles to second base for a double!" Great hit by Scotland!

And now, it’s Japan, 'The Tsunami,' wearing number 8 and pitching. The crowd is electric!

Japan vs. Italy:

Pitch 1: Italy throws a fastball at 85 mph. Japan swings and misses. "Strike one!"

Pitch 2: Another fastball at 86 mph. Japan fouls it off. "Strike two!"

Pitch 3: Italy delivers a changeup at 78 mph. Japan makes contact, a line drive to right field at 104 mph. Germany dives but can't make the catch. Scotland rounds third and heads for home. The throw to the mound... in time! Scotland rounding third making his way home. Italy charges, meets him there. Italy with the tag, and Scotland is out! "The Freedom Fighters win, 21-15!" He's out of there, and that's the ball game! the Freedom Fighters dominated by 6 points. What a come back! They spend the whole game dragging behind just to come out in the ninth with a mission to win!

End of the Game:

Freedom Fighters: 21 runs

Tsunami Titans: 15 runs

What a thrilling game. Italy taking initiative with that last out, not wanting to risk his throw to home and risked it for the out. Judging by the whole game this really isn't how I thought this game was going to turn out. It seemed like everything was going in the favor of The Titans after the switch up in teh outfield. But it looks like the Fighters buckled down. I'm not sure what America said to them in the dug out during their pep talk but whatever it was it sure worked!

For the MVP of the game I'm going to have to give it to: America: What with his pitching to lead off the game and his multiple home runs and leading his team to victory with an amazing come back.

Honorable mentions would have to be:

Sweden: Clearing the bases twice in the same inning driving in 6 runs, is something of legends.

Japan: Pitched all 9 innings and didn't show any sign of slowing down. I think he had a few more in him EASY

Spain: It's hard not to give this guy the recognition he deserves, he always puts on a show.

Players that need to go to my intensive baseball training camp before we even consider a rematch: Prussia- too many errors Canada- Was taken out of the game due to his poor show on first base, costing his team runs and the game. Germany- Is not signed up for teh camp but is on THIN ice. he needs to look alive out there and stop getting so distracted.

Pitching run down: America- Pitched 6 innings. Had a total of 84 throws. 5 strike outs Italy- Pitched 3 innings. Had a total of 48 throws. 3 strike outs Japan- Pitched all 9 innings. Had a total of 155 throws. 9 strike outs

[shini--chan]

How about an reader who is an country.

Allies?

She has a lot of diamonds, gold/silver and unique jewelry but that's all her country has to offer. She sits most of the time like "I wished I had something else than diamonds!" and she sitts next to other countries that have not so much.

Yandere Hetalia - Resources

For this asignment, I'm just gonna pick a few country I think best fit in this role. Makes more sense than taking the allies in this case.

America

Alfred would low-key instigate a civil war in your country, fund the side more favourable towards him until them come to power and then make you depend on US aid for the rest of your life while he has all the diamonds and gold shipped to his house while you get pennies for it. If civil war wouldn't work, then he would contruct a chain of events that would lean to a US military intervention with the same outcome as the scenario above. All the while he'll pat you on the back. Chin up though, you'll get designer clothes, just ignore that they are second hand and that the previous owner wasn't kind to them.

If you would behave and chant all the scripted lines, then he would take you over to his place, keep you close and distract you with parties and glitter and glamour. You would be his trophy wife and while it wouldn't be obvious, you would still be regarded as inferiour, a poor third world country that would only be tolerated and appreciated as long as it would hang on the umbelicate cord of American charity.

While he would tout you in public and be so kind and loving on the world stage, behind closed curtains he would be down-right parentalistic. You would be infantalised, toeing out of line would be punished, and he wouldn't tolerate you socialising out of his chosen clique of people/nations. And if you really wouldn't behave, then he could also lay on thick with the sanctions, and since you would be fully dependant on him to beginn with, you would have no choice but to give it to his demands if you would want to survive.

He would use your nation as a dumping ground, making sure it is such a mess that you wouldn't want to return to it. Alfred would also prevent any third parties from helping you. Other than that, he would use your country as a setting to make what is called "poverty porn".

England

Step one Arthur would offer to trade with you at first, though he would slowly insert himself in the business of whatever material you are exporting, fixing things to suit his needs. Though that what only be if you were stronger than him; if that wouldn't be the case, then skip to step three.

Step two. He would wait until you are complacent and exploit internal power struggles amongst the nobility and play favourites. He would play the stupid, inferiour and unwashed barbarian, making your people think that they can use him and his armies and resources for their own gain, but the reality would be the other way around - they would be just pawn in a game where the end goal is to conquer you.

Step three. Emgland use a economic player to carve you futher up by armed means, i.e you would have the British East Indies Company on your pourch, and said company would bit by bit bring you under their control. You wouldn't be able to complain about a foreign nation occupying you because that simply won't be the case

Then he would slowly bring you under his total control. There would be a strict behavioural code you would have to abide by just to get him to treat you somewhat decently and even if you would stick to the letter, it still wouldn't be enough because you wouldn't be exactly like him.

Germany

To Ludwig, you would become a servant he wouldn't be able to dispense of. When you would come to complain to him of having so many riches, he would view you as a spoiled brat and therefore would trigger a train of events that would lead you into his service. For that, he would probably conspire with some other European nation that would either be indebt to him or view him favourably. Aside from giving you your new found purpose in life, he would happily relief you of your excesses.

Would be a harsh taskmaster and since he would develop a strong if very twisted liking in you, would have you somehow attend to him the whole day, every day. If you would point out the hypocracy of him labelling you spoiled, yet having you dote him, he would spout some ludicrous scientific theory that would "justify" him treating you as an inferiour.

He would forbid you from speaking your own language, except if he wanted to be entertained by the "funny" way you speak. Generally, he would be patronising and condecending towards your culture. Ludwig would even go as far as to say that most of your problems were self-inflicted and could have easily been avoided if you had a more adjusted personality.

This would all be during the colonial era. After the world wars and after having to relinquish you, his behaviour towards you would be completely different.

Japan

Unlike the other three, this relationship would be very complex and long in the making. Probably would first encounter you in the wakgou era, when he would be playing the part of pirate and raid you repeatedly. Perhaps there he would meet you for the first time, get a taste of your character.

This would be the foundation of an uneasy relationship between the two of you. On a large part, you would be more antagonistic towards him than vis versa. As for Kiku, he would mostly find the whole affair amusing and would take pleasure in needling you, in his own strange ways. It would commonly be discreet, other times overt, but always organised in a fashion where only few people would believe you. Between the two of you, he would chide you and claim that he's being so generous by revealing his hidden facets, and that you should reciprocate.

When you would openly reveal your vast deposits of riches, he would be suspious at first - he would think you are playing a game with him and he would be right. It would be part of political game designed with your allies with the aim being to conquer him. Though, he wouldn't be opposed to playing - if he would win, he would be able to claim ownership over you and use you to his own ends.

Rome

Would have invaded you anyway, you being harebrained enough to brag about your diamonds and gold would have only given him all the more incentive to send tbe army. Would see it as an oppotunity to introduce to introduce you to actual civilazation. Therefore he would take you back to Rome with you and keep you as an exotic pet/servant. You would be something he would show off at parties, flaunt as army candy.

Your resources would go into filling the state coffers. Meanwhile, he would have you assimilate to his customs - he would have you worshipping his gods and abiding by his laws and customs. He would have you tend to him, have you give your life to him while it wouldn't be the other way around. If you don't like his partying and mistresses and conquests, then tough luck for you. However, if you were to take a lover or the sort, then he wouldn't hesitate to make an example of them

[localgardenweed]

So i’m just playing the Hetalia Gakuen DS game with my boyfriend and the entire game I’ve been trying to get with Japan ,as one does, and using the camera feature on Google Translate to play the game cause its all in Japanese so ive been like understanding half of what everyone says

So it’s my second week in game its a Sunday and Seychelles (Player/Me) wants to go hang out with a friend and since i have like Japan as a good friend and I wanna get with him I go hang out with him on a beach and he’s been fishing and got some pity catches from a fisherman such as a Octopus and Seychelles and Japan start talking about the food their hometowns make with octopus which leads to him talking about takoyaki.

As a option you get to choose what to make with the octopus to eat and i went with takoyaki, so we head off he buys a little special stove to make em and we oddly do this in a public park even tho he said we’re doing it at the dorms but whatever and randomly AMERICA SHOWS UP. Im like WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE I BLEW YOU OFF 4 INTERACTIONS AGO TO SIDE WITH JAPAN WTF DO YOU WANT RN WAIT YOUR TURN and he’s asking all like “omg dude what is that” and Seychelles goes in to be like “it’s octopus!!” And Japan stops her and like goes “let me handle this” and like

This is the part i started like dying laughing at okay

So he lets America try one and he’s like “OMG OMG HOT HOT ITS HOTTTT what is it?” And you wanna know what Japan responds with???

“It’s a taco-ball”

TACO-BALL

And America is like “taco-ball? Isn’t that like…mexican food?” And JAPAN JUST GAS LIGHTS HIM LIKE “oh yeah mhm it is its just a regular taco!” And the worst part of it all

AMERICA BOUGHT IT

HE JUST ACCEPTS IT AND JUST LEAVES

IM SITTING THERE DUMB FOUNDED WITH MY BOYFRIEND AS IM READING THIS ALL OUT TO HIM LIKE, ME, A MEXICAN-AMERICAN, CONFUSED IF I SHOULD BE PROUD, ANGRY, LAUGHING, OR SOBBING

This was all translated by Google Translate so the take this interaction with a grain of salt but just wanted to share this

[spburns1]

Hetalia

I came to understand that the figures are meant to be anthropomorphic representations of the many nations that were prominent players in world politics. In summary, Hetalia is a humorous, symbolic account of the First and Second World Wars, along with a few other major political occurrences, such as the American Revolution and Japan's openness to international trade (or, as one American character puts it, "Now you're rockin' with your c*** out!"). Cultural corruption occurs when America and Japan become close to one another. Every country is represented by a character, and some may ask if Hetalia is racist due to its many stereotyped qualities. But if a single person is selected to symbolize a whole nation.

Hetalia is a comedy and caricature that looks at political and historical subjects from a Japanese point of view. Slightly satirizing World War II and other historical events, the series personifies countries like Italy, Germany, and Japan. It provides a less aggressive approach for Japanese viewers to interact with the historical significance of their own nation. The way that other countries, including Japan, are portrayed might encourage viewers to consider national identity and historical memory in more complex ways. The show has the danger of oversimplifying intricate historical narratives, which may not always be sensitive or accurate in the past. Hetalia addresses nationalism and cultural prejudices on a global scale. Hetalia strikes a chord with me personally because it skillfully combines comedy with weighty historical subjects. It serves as a helpful reminder to viewers of the intricacy of international relations and the value of comprehending other points of view. The amusing yet thought-provoking depiction of history promotes an investigation into the ways in which nations see themselves and one another.

[scourgefrontiers]

theres this artist on twitter who draws what i can only describe as 2p versions of inazuma characters (mostly fideo but ive seen them do endou and tenma as well) and it made me realize how much i miss the era of the concept of 2p

if u dont know what 2p is it stands for "second player" and the concept is basically when you choose the same character as 1p in fighting games and the 2p gets a color swap, except with the addition of opposite personalities thrown in. so like if a character is good originally (1p) their 2p would be evil or malicious or something. its a really fun concept that ive enjoyed since like 2012

if you wanna get real crazy with it theres also 3p and 4p which are similar to 2p except you have to use a punnett square to get their personalities LMFAO. let me explain

the 1p square has trait a and trait b that make up the base for 1p's character. the 2p square has the opposites of those traits. 3p has one opposite trait and one 1p trait, while 4p has the other opposite trait and the other 1p trait. obviously these are BASIC explanations and more of a starting point than an endgame for each characterization, but i think it helps a lot!

honestly i havent seen this trend outside of hetalia, at least referred to as 1p/2p/3p/4p. i think thats where it started? like there were official 2p designs and that lit a fire in the fandom that spread real quick lol. theres a similar concept in undertale though with underfell, which i would consider the 2p version of undertale, but i dont think anybody calls it that

anyway yeah. i wish 2p stuff would come back so im going to bring it back myself. be the change u want to see in the world and all that

[toonelaarchive]

Before You Read.

⚠️Content Warnings⚠️

Blood - present in almost all pieces.

Violence - more so described but sometimes shown as well. Nothing too gory, though.

Death - pretty much the game's main theme, sometimes described and shown. Please be aware that child characters were not spared either.

Regardless, I'll mark posts with these tags accordingly:

#cw: blood

#cw: violence

#cw: death

#cw: child death

📌 Boundaries

You can call me Nana or Seven, I'm a non-binary person and go by any pronouns. I'm currently 20 and my main account here is @chaoshiki

Feel free to send questions in the askbox!

This story doesn't feature NSFW content. Likewise, please don't send me NSFW content and comments or you'll be blocked.

📌 A Few Words

I'm from Brazil and speak English as a second language. I admit sometimes my English failed me while writing this story so keep that in mind LMAO but hey, it's not like most of the characters are native speakers either soooo maybe that could help the immersion??? Lowkey???

Anyway. I started working on this story in 2023 and making this interactive game on Twitter was a very impulsive, VERY unplanned decision. I very much built most of the story as it went, so this is as raw and underdeveloped as you can get.

Many things happened in my life after the game ended and nowadays I'm in a sort of a weird spot when it comes to it. It brings me both a lot of pride and joy but also a lot of sorrow. There are many things I wanted to rework, to polish and to improve but I've also mostly fallen out of love with it and my free time to work on personal projects is severely limited.

Perhaps one day I'll revive it, but until then, I'd like to ask that my limits be respected.

📌 The Game

Every day, starting from the 13th of July 2023, the players had to collectively choose one of the main characters to be killed off. This was done simply by replying and I'd count the votes manually. Other features such as roleplaying were added later and had their own dynamics going on, but in general it was all very simple.

Glossary of roles:

Players/voters - the twitter users who directly interacted with the game, the ones responsible for voting the participants off and roleplaying with the characters, whether to try and piece together the lore or not.

Participants - characters who were eligible for being voted on.

Floor Masters - characters who served as mediators between the voters and the participants.

The Ringmaster - the mastermind behind the game (in-universe, not me!)

📌 The Cast (spoiler-free)

They're all Hetalia characters except they're not nations and have human backgrounds. They've been reworked quite a lot as a result so this interpretation is likely to diverge a lot from canon and other fan interpretations as well.

The Participants (from left to right)

Alfred F. Jones: computer science student

Erika Zwingli: highschooler

Kiku Honda: retired coroner

Johannis ‘Jan’ W. Meerman: defense attorney

Feliciano Vargas: classical arts teacher

Ludwig W. Beilschmidt: ancient history teacher

Gilbert Beilschmidt: convict

Mathias A. Kristiansen: security guard

Erzsébet Héderváry: professional boxer

Peter Väinämöinen-Oxenstierna: middle schooler

Berwald Oxenstierna: malewife (yes)

Arthur Kirkland: mystery novel writer

The Floor Masters

Who they are and their nature is kind of a spoiler so I won't elaborate :3c

📌 The AU

I usually just refer to it as YTTDTalia (I know it's kinda stupid but it stuck 😭). Death Game By Majority AU or Toonela Archive are also alternate names. As an AU it uses a lot of Your Turn to Die's concepts and structure but adapted into a Hetalia context, so it's not intended to be exactly the same as the original source.

As the story developed it did end up becoming its own thing as messy as it is right now lol.

📌 Other Tags

#non linear = posts outside of the main narrative like this one

#linear = the main narrative only

Character specific tags are marked as #hws [country name]

📌 Formatting

To read everything in the correct order, you can go to https://toonelaarchive.tumblr.com or copy the link and throw it in your browser!

HOWEVER, the theme I'm using has some bugs I don't know how to fix, so be mindful of a few things:

To start, while on the Home page, click the "First" button, not the "Previous" button.

If you click the "First" button anywhere else besides the Home page, an error will happen and you'll be transported to a page that doesn't exist!

[hetahonda]

Here you all go - realistic Spain headcanons, from a Spain man who has only second hand knowledge of what a Hetalia is

Spain and Austria had a brief but intense romance, were very noisy in bed and kept France awake at night just for the sake of being petty

Lives in Southern Spain today, either Granada or Córdoba (and to my question ‘why the South?’ - Antonio loves the sun and the food there, and there's a particular family of flamenco players he regularly visits to play with them)

Why wouldn’t he live in Madrid? - He lived there for 400 years, he's a bit tired. He can travel when he's needed.

His most frequent visitors are Italy (Romano, Veneziano’s busier and visits less) and Portugal, and also Britain during the summer

Britain and Spain also slept together once, but have agreed not to talk about it anymore (during one of his vacations after Britain shows up red as a crab and drunk off his nuts having already caused two public disturbances and he’s dragged to Spain’s house to be taken care of)

His closest friends are Romano, Heracles, and Portugal. Not on great terms with Alfred.

shoutout to my sweet spanish boyfriend who had no clue what a hetalia was before meeting me and was still willing to give me his modern day spain headcanons just because i asked for it

[randomnessunicorn-imagine]

I’m not sure if it got eaten, but here it is again. ♤: taking a bath together, 2p!canada x fem!reader.

{ Ihave not received your ask before so I think Tumblr ate it

ThenI’m writing this listening to Lana Del Rey so maybe it will come out not very funny and fluffy but since he’s a 2P it’s quite logical. }

🍁 MATTWILLIAMS 🍁

Winterwas cold and your man was even colder.

He wasthe coldest man you knew but you knew how to make his heart warmer and he couldnot pretend with you forever because you knew there was something good in him. Evenif he denied and acted like he did not care at all.

Mattwas not that aggressive, bad and horrible guy everyone said he was. He was morethan that, maybe he was only misunderstood and unable to express himself. He hadhis bad days like every person in this planet and so you wanted to stay by his side evenduring these days, he deserved it, and he kept saying that he did not need thisbut you just did not believe him.

Somelove, affection and peace, the gifts you wanted to donate to him and he couldnot deny them forever because they came from your heart, though he always acted as ifhe did not appreciate and he said everything you made was stupid and love wasstupid and all your gestures of affection were stupid. You did not believe thatand you kept persevering until he gave up and finally confessed that they werenot stupid and maybe he liked them, he had to learn to like them. He had tolearn to love himself and accept the love you wanted to give him. Because everyone deserved love and to be loved.

Mattthought that he did not deserve that love; you could love somebody else whotruly could appreciate your gestures. He was not worthy of anything, it was hisidea and you assumed it was the most absurd idea of the universe. Sometimes, hewas the silliest child.

Youhave prepared a very special gift for him today and there was no way you wouldaccept any complain as answer or you were going to force him to enjoy yourpresent.

You preparedfor him a very romantic and warm bath and after a hard day of work it was whatthe Canadian needed, despite he did not confess it but you were going to melthis gelid and austere heart and also his tense and stressed nerves. Everything wastoo perfect to deny.

Maybehe was too tired to complain and then you grabbed his hand and accompanied himtoward the bathroom, you could even help him to take his clothes off and he letyou do it but maybe you had to do the same if you did not want him to startcomplaining.

Andthen he took your clothes off too and he touched your skin, you touched hisskin, it was so cold and a little shiver went down your spine but it was notfor the cold. It was passion, excitement and desire. It was your desire of him.

Thetwo of you got in the bath, the water was warm, comfortable, you kissed hislips and they were rough and dry, he always bite his lips and you just hated thisbad habit of his.

Youmassaged his shoulders and he caressed your face, your back ,your belly,everything, and kissed your neck, your chest, your entire body. Soft moanscame out of your mouth; sounds he has not heard for a while but now he washere, everything was perfect and you hoped, everything could remain like thisforever. You did hope, only hope.

[ask--2pbelarus]

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[hetawrite]

Cuddling headcanons for 2p!Prussia, 2p!Germany, 2p!England, and 2p!Romano, please?

2p!Prussia: Klaus Beilschmidt

Never does the boy just cuddle. He has to always have his mind preoccupied at all times. Having it wonder can often lead to him disassocating or overthinking.

Giving or recieving a massage? He will be putty in your hands. Movie marathon? You can criticise it after. Gaming? Please place your minecraft bed next to his!

But it will always end up with you as the baby spoon, even though he soooo loves that position. It's just that he has a habit of chicken winging every situation. His elbows will he out, moving about constantly. He's a fidgetter and gets self-conscious and worried that if he's being cuddled, you'll get annoyed with his fidgeting. If he's big spoon he barely disturbs you!

2p!Germany: Lutz Beilschmidt

it's always naptime.

You got a break between class? Get in his arms. Just eaten lunch? Arms now. Watching television? You better be snuggling!

This boy doesn't get cold, but also never gets warm. He's always neutral with his warmth and just loves how toasty you get in his arms. He wants to wrap his arms around you, use his bicep as a pillow, and use his free hand to grab your thigh or belly.

He wants as much surface area touching at all times. I hope you don’t mind clingy, because that's what he's like the moment you’re home, waiting for you to sit or lie down anywhere just so he can pull you in.

But it will always lead to one of two things: an actual satisfying nap, or sexy times.

2p!England: Oliver Kirkland

Surprisingly, cuddling while lying down isn't that common with this guy.

Oliver is touchy-feely, loves to express himself through acts of love, but cuddlingdoesn’t happen on the sofa, and very rarely in bed. He's not touch starved, unlike many personification.

He can give long intimate hugs, pulling you in tight and burying his face. It feels like being away from someone for so long and thinking you’d never see them again. Oddly heart reaching.

The occasions he does cuddle, it's when initiated by his partner. He's not exactly a prude, but couple-y act aren't generally initiated by him in private. He wants to do all the tropes for dates and such, but he doesn't feel the need for it at home. Which is odd. He doesn't have a high sex drive, so he's not normally even trying to push things in that direction like many Second Players do. Or even the First Players for that matter...

At bedtime, Oliver gets very warm. He's the type of person that needs the window open, and after sharing the bed with Allen or James when they came knocking from a nightmare when they were younger, he always dislikes warm sticky bodies on him. The boys would have wound themselves up over their nightmares and be extra sweaty for him... Poor guys.

So he likes to hug, and sometimes cuddle, but he never iniatates them. Very odd...

2p!South Italy: Flavio Vargas

Yes, why not? It gives him time to pamper you. You can sit in his lap and he’ll paint your nails for you. It also helps him to stop you from ruining them. Can't go and waste his efforts when he can easily grab your hand and restrict you.

Surprisingly touch starved.

He likes being ear you. He is connected at the hip. He can go days without you by his side, yes, he can do work and focus down on it, but the moment the doors are closed or you’re in the comfort of his or your house, he wants to be near you, breathing in your scent.

It probably has something to do with how shitty his Grandpa Rome treated him and how he's starved for affection and someone's - anyones - love.

He doesn’t want to sleep though. He has a very specific amount he sleeps and any more than that and he feel exhausted the next day. And when sleeping in bed, he likes to sleep just like a vampire with his eye mask on before waking up like Princess Anna from Frozen.

He just wants to chat with you, discuss things, making plans out loud even if he's just talking to himself. And sometimes, just sitting in your presence in silence with the television as background noise is the most comforting thing for him. It's reassuring.

It takes Flavio the longest time to get comfortable with someone, let alone date them, so this behaviour is reserved for just his partner. And remembering the fact it's all a very vigorous and high standerd process, Flvaio vey rarely ends up with someone in his arms.

[beeschurgerboy]

info for any new hetalia fans: The 2ps/Second Players/Another color- Are not cannon! There is a series of nyo 2p cannon designs and 2ps cannon designs for OG Japan, Germany, and North Italy- There are no cannon personalities or OG designs for anyone but those three (well there kind of is but as hima did not officially release them titled as 2ps its unlikely they are cannon, or at least intended to be)! So basically, do not feel pressured to believe purely in fanon 2ps- Be creative with them! 

[hetalia-club]

Freedom Fighters VS. Starburst Sluggers Inning 1/9

All Innings links: Inning 1 Inning 2 Inning 3 Inning 4 Inning 5 Inning 6 Inning 7 Inning 8 Inning 9

Blue Text- Freedom Fighters at batPink Text- Starburst Sluggers at BatGreen Text- My Commentary Previous game- Tsunami Titans Vs Freedom Fighters

(Game is completely generated using the stats, characters, traits and abilities given to them by me that I've already shared with you, I do NOT know the outcome ahead of time and I am simply adding my own commentary along side the generated innings. It is generated one inning at a time. Whoever've wins will be just as much as surprise to me)

"Good evening, baseball fans! We’re live at the Eagle Dome in New York City, home of the Freedom Fighters, for what promises to be an explosive matchup against the Starburst Sluggers. I'm your host, Hetalia-Club owner, of the Hetalia Baseball League. We’re anticipating a high-scoring, power-packed game tonight. Let’s get right into the action as we head into the first inning. In standard baseball fashion the away team bats first. So we'll kick it off with the Starburst Sluggers at the plate."

First Inning:

Top of the First Inning:

"Leading off for the Starburst Sluggers is Italy, wearing number 11 and known as 'Ferrari.' He’s got incredible speed, making him a threat on the bases. On the mound your starting pitcher for the Freedom Fighters is America, 'The Show,' with his powerful fastballs."

Italy vs. America:

Pitch 1: America starts with a blazing fastball at 95 mph. Italy swings and misses. "Strike one!"

Pitch 2: Another fastball, this time at 96 mph. Italy makes contact, sending a grounder to shortstop at 95 mph. Denmark fields it cleanly and throws to first. "Out number one!" That was a close one, he was just abut safe too.

"Italy's speed almost gave him the edge there, but Denmark's quick flick of the wrist to Sweden at first was sharp. Next up is Japan, 'The Tsunami,' number 08. Coming off a loss from his home stadium against America he's got something prove tonight"

Japan vs. America:

Pitch 1: America delivers a curveball at 82 mph. Japan watches it go by. "Ball one."

Pitch 2: Fastball at 94 mph. Japan swings and sends a line drive to right field at 102 mph. Ireland rushes forward and catches it! "Out number two!" So close but no cigar.

"Great play by Ireland! Now stepping up to the plate is the team captain, Amelia, 'Home Run Heroine,' wearing number 01. She’s a powerhouse at the plate."

Amelia vs. America:

Pitch 1: America throws a fastball at 95 mph. Amelia takes a big swing and fouls it off. "Strike one!"

Pitch 2: Another fastball, this time at 96 mph. Amelia connects and sends a towering fly ball to deep left field at 108 mph. Sweden tracks back... and it’s gone! A solo home run for Amelia! "The Sluggers take an early lead, 1-0!"

"Wow, what a hit by Amelia! She really showcased her power there. For sure sending a message to her male counterpart that she is here to play. Now we have Romano, 'Mouth,' up to bat. He’s known for his trash talking and strategic plays."

Romano vs. America:

Pitch 1: America delivers a slider at 85 mph. Romano swings and misses. "Strike one!"

Pitch 2: Fastball at 94 mph. Romano watches it go by. "Ball one."

Pitch 3: Another fastball at 95 mph. Romano connects, sending a grounder to second base at 98 mph. Austria fields it and throws to first. "Out number three!" Tough luck he doesn't seem to happy about that one.

That ends the Starburst's at bat. Amelia with that beautiful walk off home run setting the tone for the evening. Next our home team for the evening steps up to the plate

End of the Top of the First Inning:

Starburst Sluggers: 1 run, 1 hit, 0 errors

Freedom Fighters: Coming up to bat

Bottom of the First Inning:

"Leading off for the Freedom Fighters is the star shortstop Denmark, wearing number 69. Would like to remind everyone that our players pick their own numbers. On the mound for the Starburst Sluggers is Japan, 'The Tsunami,' Captain of the Tsunami Titans and now playing on Amelia's team. known for his precision and tactical pitching."

Denmark vs. Japan:

Pitch 1: Japan starts with a fastball at 91 mph. Denmark swings and misses. "Strike one!"

Pitch 2: Curveball at 78 mph. Denmark watches it go by. "Ball one."

Pitch 3: Another fastball at 92 mph. Denmark connects, sending a grounder to third base at 96 mph. China fields it cleanly and

"Nice play by China. Next up is England, number 04, playing third base. Let’s see what he can do."

England vs. Japan:

Pitch 1: Japan delivers a slider at 83 mph. England swings and misses. "Strike one!"

Pitch 2: Fastball at 90 mph. England makes contact, sending a fly ball to center field at 100 mph. Italy moves under it and makes the catch. "Out number two!" Great catch by Italy over in Center field.

"Two quick outs for Japan. Now we have the team captain, America, up to bat. He’s known for his power and clutch performances. He really set off the last game with his home run adding momentum to his team. Let's see if he can get something started for them tonight."

America vs. Japan:

Pitch 1: Japan throws a fastball at 92 mph. America takes a big swing and fouls it off. "Strike one!"

Pitch 2: Curveball at 79 mph. America watches it go by. "Ball one."

Pitch 3: Fastball at 91 mph. America connects, sending a line drive to left field at 105 mph. Spain rushes in but can’t make the catch! America is on with a single! America is on base with a solid hit now let's see if Greece here can send him home.

"Next up is Greece, number 07, playing center field. He’s got speed and agility."

Greece vs. Japan:

Pitch 1: Japan delivers a fastball at 91 mph. Greece swings and misses. "Strike one!"

Pitch 2: Slider at 82 mph. Greece watches it go by. "Ball one."

Pitch 3: Fastball at 92 mph. Greece makes contact, sending a grounder to shortstop at 97 mph. Amelia fields it cleanly and throws to Ice at second for the force out. "Out number three!"

End of the Bottom of the First Inning:

Starburst Sluggers: 1 run, 1 hit, 0 errors

Freedom Fighters: 0 runs, 1 hit, 0 errors

And that's the first inning. when we come back The Starburst Sluggers will be back up to bat. The teams are just getting started.

[dappy-dappernette]

I finally came up with my ver of 2p Germany

This is Siegfried, he’s my ver of 2p Germany. Like most of my 2p characters, he’s supposed to be based off of some kind villainous archetype. I based him off of the fairytale villain archetype- So he’s basically a evil sorcerer dark prince guy. He likes magic, fairytales, apples, and Ludwig!

[ask-nyo2p-russia]

 ... The fuck is this?

ooc; for those new or don’t know, there’s a 2p!Nyo!Belarus [ Mikita ] and 2p!Nyo!Ukraine [ Kyrylo ] on the blog but they just show up randomly! The one with blue eyes is Mikita and the one in the speech bubble is Kyrylo. They’ll have references soon! ^^