#sdv fishing

[thelady-mary]

My friends, my wife, people in this lovely fandom hate fishing, can't do the fishing minigame or just no

MEANWHILE IM HERE, BLESSED BY THE GODS OLD AND NEW, CATCHING EVERY SINGLE FISH VANILLA MODE

FISH WANT ME, SDV PLAYERS FEAR ME

[fishyfarms]

I made a SDV quiz last night for shits and gigs and figured i’d share it here! There are 13 possible results and I take no responsibility for what those results entail. Also there are NO spoilers for 1.6 so console SDV players are safe!

Feel free to share what fish you were assigned in the tags!

https://uquiz.com/lHEbTR

[juicegremlin]

fishing in stardew valley is like trying to orgasm with a vagina

[reu8ell]

I accidentally bought 452 baits lmao

Also, MOUSE EARS!!

[sdv-love]

One of my favorite fishing spots

Hanging with my guys :D

[lemonylemonman]

my version of feminine rage is when i catch a fish perfectly in stardew valley and i don't get an iridium quality fish

[anxious-pisces]

oh... so there is only one response to such a statement, right?

[toasterfae]

Fish fear me. Women Fear me. Men avert their gaze as I pass on the street. Every aquatic creature knows me as only a harbinger of death, the inevitable end of existence faced by all the beasts of the sea. Every creature on land knows not to stand in my way, lest they meet the same fate as the bug upon my hook. I catch the fish to purchase the rod to catch the fish to buy the bait to catch the fish. A samsara of cast rods and caught fish. I fish only because it is all I know how to do. I am loathed by all of God's creations, utterly alone in this world, feared and reviled for my uncanny touch for the death of all fish. I am hollow, the only drop in the endless void within being the droplets glancing off the scales of my prey. As I gaze into the bottomless abyss of the ocean, I see only a mirror, and in the reflection I see the visage of death, holding an iridium scythe with a silver line off the end. On its hook, the last shreds of the soul of the person I used to be before my life was enveloped by the tides of the accursed art of fishing. There is no more hope for me, for I am damned to ravage the seas for the rest of my pitiful existence. Tossing my one and only friend and captor into the water, to do the only thing I know how to do anymore. To fish.

[thefaearealwaysamongyou]

I need a Stardew Valley Squid plushie rn.

[bigbenisntaclock]

I have four fish left to catch!! The legend, and fish from the island 🏝️ 🐠🐡

[aroexhaustionintensifies]

[pheonixbuchanan]

Stardew valley fish wake up every morning and be like if I get a plate of crack for the table, would you have some? You'd have crack if I got a plate of crack? Yeah, okay, yeah we'll take an order of crack. And then I don’t complete the community centre until year four.

[m3iami]

Please tell me that I'm not the only one who has a problem with fishing in Stardew Valley

[reu8ell]

Yeah man sure why not

[sdv-polls]

follow for more sdv polls :)