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[rue8ell]

Today i offer you: sleeping elliott *honk mimimimi honk mimimimi*

"did you have to draw the whole room-" yes i did shut up

[howdoistormspirit]

[rosymiel]

year 2, birch & wine farm

[purplespacekitty]

i love Stardew Valley…i love that you can start a conversation with someone about what you’re growing on your farm and then randomly dig up some of their Earth and life continues as if nothing happened. i love that Lewis will tell you out of nowhere that Marnie fucking hates clay because it makes her depressed??? and he has nothing else to say about that????? i love that Sebastian basically implies he’s a vampire because he says he’s really only outside at night (a lie). i love that sap takes away energy when you eat it. i love that the seasons last only the length of a month. i love that the kids are realistically uninterested in talking to you. i love that you can buy little hats from a mouse who calls you “poke.” i love that all the chickens need is hay, water and love. i love that Maru loves getting battery packs. i love that you can get clay out of geodes. i love that Demetrius is endlessly curious about the place he lives in. i love that everyone in Pelican Town hates poppies except Penny. i love that most of the biome ecology and crop catalog make no sense geographically. i love that people say the crops take forever to grow but actually they grow super fast compared to real life. i love that you get tomatoes within 11 days and don’t have to cover them or worry about them getting too wet. i love that Haley is the only person who will acknowledge your Farm Grime and Stink. i love that you don’t really need to worry about pests eating your crops. i love that you can make basically a protein bar out of a pine cone, an acorn and a maple seed. i love that you can find berries just lying on the ground with no bushes in sight. and i love George.

[victorstoleyourorgans]

me and haley are just having some enemies to lovers. she yells at me while I make clothes with her sister next room, she ignores me I give her broken glasses, i give her trash on her birthday to represent how I feel and she slams a piece of glass in my eye, then i try to steal alex from her in our bisexual love triangle, i open that jar for her with my acrylic nails and she for some reason likes them, she aggressively pegs me in the woods, i find her little thing on the beach and she gets muddy make out with photos and boom not enemies

[l1ab1l1tyl0l]

@eggyolkguzzler

@askhaley

[belladonnadawn]

BIG DAY FOR ANNOYING PEOPLE (ME)

[aqua-tear]

I made a digital version of my sketch of Todoroki playing to Stardew Valley and making thousands of theories about it.

“Midoriya! It finally makes sense. All the villagers of the town are the wizard’s secret children. I’m sure of it!”

[existential-reader]

⭐️Stdv Headcannons⭐️

Sebastian is the kinda guy to say “are you ok?” And scratch the back of his head after u trip over a rock and eat shit

Penny is the kinda gal to clean up your glass after water after you filled it up thirty seconds ago

Abigail is the kinda gal to paint her nails while recording a 30 minute voice memo to send to her group chat for advise she won’t listen to

Sam is the kinda guy to stand in the middle of the side walk during rush hour and try to hand you a CD while blasting his songs from his car parked on the street

Alex is the kinda guy to be gay but you don’t know until he randomly pops up with a boyfriend

Haley is the kinda gal to rant about a dream like it was something that actually happened to her

Emily is the kinda gal to bite off her acrylic nails three days after getting them because she got bored with them

Shane is the kinda guy to argue with you in a comment section then have ‘ur mad’ in his bio

Elliot is the kinda guy to go to ur parent grave and ask them for ur hand in marriage

Leah is the kinda gal to not text you for three days then apologize and say she forgot you existed

Harvey is the kinda guy to be on his third coffee at 10am and lecture you about your health habits

Maru is the kinda gal to take apart a pen and put it back together thirty times a day

[night-eyes1]

Stardew valley is a cozy and relaxing game they said, it's a cute farming game they said.

It's a lie. If you are not in bed before 2 am you will black out. You have 2 damn years to finish the community center, reach level 120 in the mines and get the skull key, donate 60 items to the museum, befriend half of the town, become level 10 on every skill, upgrade your house and get married cause your dead grandpas soul cames back on the first day of the 3rd year and rates your farm. If you fail he will HAUNT you.

[rue8ell]

this is really sad but i can't stop laughing at Sam's face

[epicdoodlenerd]

Harvey my Love is 💖💖💖

Little oatmeal/white bread of a man.

[rosymiel]

[purplespacekitty]

•_•

[zoyalaisobachka]

Farmer boy Kaz, having bombs and borrowing Wylan's goggles 😂👌🏻

[l1ab1l1tyl0l]

@samsammysamson

@sebastians-asks