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"come home and see my girl cave :)" I say flirtily. You agree, imagining a rec room with some couches and maybe a few vintage consoles. I lead you down into the basement, where I have carved out a slimy grotto with its own ecosystem. by the time you see me dive into the water and come up with a fish in my teeth, it's too late. You want to fuck me so badly.

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okay i'm locking these in early i know what's gonna happen i'm calling it now

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quick spinosaurus sketch commission! this dino was the most requested hahaha

i believe in my controversial weirdo croc-duck son

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i’m only on reddit for r/Kevin

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I just met a mother of an autistic child who thinks vaccines cause autism but is still pro-vaccine. Didn't know ppl like her existed tbh

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bro LMFAOOOO

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small minophus thread

minos and sisyphus but with eyes omg!!!!!!!!! scary!!!!!!!!

sure, minos

Sisyphus

GRRRRRR I HATE THEM

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Are YOU gonna let THE GOVERNMENT tell YOU what YOUR GENDER is? That doesn't sound like Life Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness to me! PROTECT your individual FREEDOMS and call your senator: we want the GOVERNMENT to stay OUT OF OUR PANTS! GENDER FREEDOM NOW!

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This is a wip BUT i have yet to see a UltraKill Lore Accurate ™️ demon gabe design where he’s stone.

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I feel like how dumb Gawain ends up looking in screen adaptations of Sir Gawain and the Green Knight depends entirely on how hard the costume designer goes on the titular Knight. Like, there's a definite point beyond which you've gotta be like, dude, look at him – of course he's gonna get back up.

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Commission for a funny fella (donazer).

This is a recreation of "Hays code Protest" featuring some gay fucks. V2 is in that glass btw.

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