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Legendary and guardian pokemon in Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, and Kalos are so rarely seen they are thought of as myths. Meanwhile the Tapu guardians in Alola have shown up in people’s backyards to mess around with their sprinklers and lawn ornaments.
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@official-boob-posts boob typo
BOOBS ARE BACK
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odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”
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Orange sky at morning, sailor take warning. Orange sky at night, sailor’s delight. Orange sky in middle of day, “what the fuck” sailor say.
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Hahahaha 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 do it again
I let a gnome try a hit from the penjamin and he died screaming
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thsi is literally fucking killing me
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It's family game night.
I remove each Clue card from the manilla sleeve and lay it out on the board.
"It was... Miss White. In... the Billiard Room. With....."
I pull a handmade Clue card from my shirt sleeve, expertly sliding it into place.
"...the Steel Chair."
The family is in uproar. I am removed from the premises.
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@connorswhisk
can i come over and do this
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Do any of us even remember what this said
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Do any of us even remember what this said
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