thefaearealwaysamongyou
thefaearealwaysamongyou
Himbo Enthusiast
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He/him, band kid, and fandom hopper. Enjoy my daily antics 👋
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thefaearealwaysamongyou · 53 minutes ago
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i know that zuko was probably stealing or borrowing the mask he used for the blue spirit or something, but i like to think that he made it himself and that's just a skill he has
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thefaearealwaysamongyou · 56 minutes ago
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Have you ever seen a more obvious mortal pretending to be undead? “everyvone” Okay, just say you don’t understand how harmful the “all vampires have a Transylvanian accent” stereotype truly is. @_bitty-bat get your living shitting ass off of tomblr. fakefanger.
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and the way he censored “chr*st” in christmas… a real vamp would know that the word only works on its own
as if the name christie could harm us lmao
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ehh i dunno, there’s kinda a difference between “christie” and “chr*stmas”
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doesnt the name christie come from christ too?
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hey wait wouldn’t the X in xmas burn vampires and unholy spirits too cuz it’s a cross?
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i know the op of the screamshot, it’s a vampire i’ve seen its fangs before
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what were you doing looking at its fangs hmm 🤨
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fucking it?? obviously????
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ve have stereotypical transylvania vampire sex ah ah ah
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are we just supposed to ignore @_oldvampyaoi typing out burning sounds
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thefaearealwaysamongyou · 60 minutes ago
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Honestly being overworked makes people unobservant and passive and it literally kills people every day. People don’t seem to realize that an overworked nurse might not notice your sepsis symptoms and a tired truck driver might not notice your car when he’s merging into the lane. Failing to protect worker’s rights impacts nearly everyone
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thefaearealwaysamongyou · 1 hour ago
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also my take on kenya for funzies
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thefaearealwaysamongyou · 1 hour ago
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Reblog this post to cast Crumb of Serotonin on whoever you reblogged it from
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thefaearealwaysamongyou · 1 hour ago
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back on my bullshit
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thefaearealwaysamongyou · 1 hour ago
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@biggie-cheeese
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thefaearealwaysamongyou · 1 hour ago
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tiny death roll
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thefaearealwaysamongyou · 1 hour ago
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I never read the hobbit, but I HAVE read lotr and the silmarillion, but I just learned that the battle of the five armies, that part they made a WHOLE movie out of, is only 1 page in the book because bilbo gets hit by a rock and wakes up when it’s over. 10/10 no notes, that should have been the movie too
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thefaearealwaysamongyou · 1 hour ago
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thefaearealwaysamongyou · 1 hour ago
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*struggles while writing* i suck and writing is hard
*remembers some ppl use ai* i am a creative force. i am uncorrupted by theft and indolence. i am on a journey to excellence. it is my duty to keep taking joy in creating.
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thefaearealwaysamongyou · 1 hour ago
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“tumblr” “grindr” do the gays not like the letter e for some reason
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thefaearealwaysamongyou · 1 hour ago
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every now and then the internet decides it should revamp the ole “stop texting first and see how many friends you lose” when in reality you could literally just communicate that u feel bad that ur the only one texting first
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thefaearealwaysamongyou · 1 hour ago
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Dear mutual,
I love you, I really do, but my dash is entirely your interests now. I can't figure out how to fix it. But I still love you.
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