thefaearealwaysamongyou · 12 minutes ago
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Legendary and guardian pokemon in Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, and Kalos are so rarely seen they are thought of as myths. Meanwhile the Tapu guardians in Alola have shown up in people’s backyards to mess around with their sprinklers and lawn ornaments.
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thefaearealwaysamongyou · 19 minutes ago
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@official-boob-posts boob typo
BOOBS ARE BACK
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thefaearealwaysamongyou · 19 minutes ago
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odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”
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thefaearealwaysamongyou · 23 minutes ago
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Happy Halloween 🎃🎃
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thefaearealwaysamongyou · 19 hours ago
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happy november
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thefaearealwaysamongyou · 19 hours ago
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thefaearealwaysamongyou · 19 hours ago
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Orange sky at morning, sailor take warning. Orange sky at night, sailor’s delight. Orange sky in middle of day, “what the fuck” sailor say.
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thefaearealwaysamongyou · 19 hours ago
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thefaearealwaysamongyou · 19 hours ago
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Hahahaha 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 do it again
I let a gnome try a hit from the penjamin and he died screaming
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thefaearealwaysamongyou · 19 hours ago
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thefaearealwaysamongyou · 20 hours ago
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thsi is literally fucking killing me
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thefaearealwaysamongyou · 20 hours ago
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It's family game night.
I remove each Clue card from the manilla sleeve and lay it out on the board.
"It was... Miss White. In... the Billiard Room. With....."
I pull a handmade Clue card from my shirt sleeve, expertly sliding it into place.
"...the Steel Chair."
The family is in uproar. I am removed from the premises.
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thefaearealwaysamongyou · 20 hours ago
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@connorswhisk
can i come over and do this
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thefaearealwaysamongyou · 20 hours ago
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can i come over and do this
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thefaearealwaysamongyou · 20 hours ago
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12:01 a.m. on november 1st
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thefaearealwaysamongyou · 20 hours ago
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Do any of us even remember what this said
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thefaearealwaysamongyou · 20 hours ago
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Do any of us even remember what this said
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