#screw molding

[cherry-pop-elf]

“Friends call me Moldemort. Or moldy. It’s an inside joke in the family.”

Yes. This is based off the mold in JKR’s house. HEHEHEHEHHE

[robinsnest2111]

it's looking more and more likely that just submitting to my parents' will and becoming a hollow empty shell to do their bidding is the easier way to exist

[separatismor]

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[sidsinning]

People are talkin shit about how anti-feminist the Cool Girl monologue is now,,,it's a no from me chief.

[flowermist7432]

Ive still been tryina get back into projects so like of course i was tryina work on THESE designs for Caraway County so far on the same canvas (always try to draw all your fellas on the same canvas to get a look at em all in the same place) but most responses I get are about the butch cow lady and how they want her/pos

and btw! random tip i realized. Do YOU wanna make a strong looking character? someone bigger than the rest and built? I have found that simply drawing a character wide and taller than the rest doesnt have the desired effect, and just makes em feel...scaled up? maybe not even "large" somehow. Well try shrinking the head, I lasso-tooled her noggin and suddenly she looks way better. (warning, big ramble in the tags LOL)

[blujayonthewing]

I cannot express how excited I was to discover that a pringles lid fits exactly onto this glass jar I like to keep filled with water for various art needs but haven't been able to in a long time because boxelder bugs keep killing themselves in it

[see-arcane]

jonny no she's gonna lose her job forever

She can start her own school. All her job does is produce polite young ladies churned out to politely and properly accept whatever shrug of a suitor comes their way. Meanwhile, Mina sets up:

'Mrs. Harker's 12-Step Course for Getting a Spouse Straight Out of a Romance Novel (Who Can and Will Fight God and the Devil Out of Love for You)! Ladies and Gentlemen Welcome!'

The brochure is just a picture of her and Jonathan making out like the cover of the aforementioned romance novel. Jack took the photo, Van Helsing is playing with Baby Quincey on the side, Art is an investor. She's booked throughout the year. Every Valentine's Day gets her a wealth of thank you notes in the post. Problem better than solved.

[goldensunset]

if i die i die

[ablednt]

There's a unique neurodivergent experience/trauma that we all try to talk about but I think nothing will summarize it as well as when Mitski said, "I've been big and small and big and small again and still nobody wants me"

[highlifeboat]

Eveline: Ah, I remember when I was young just like you.

Zoe: Me too. It was yesterday.

I like to imagine Zoe didn't know Eveline aged fast at first. Like Mia knew, and Lucas figured it out pretty quick, but Zoe just didn't see Eveline often outside of hallucinations and nobody told her.

One day her family is possessed by a ten year old.

And in like 3 months that ten year old looks old enough to drive a car.

And like... I'm fully convinced if Ethan didn't show up Evie would have keeled over from old age and everything would have been mostly fine.

Or the mold would have lost control and everyone would have died. Since Eveline seems to be the only one keeping the mold in check. Unless it's like a parasite and keeps the Bakers and Mia alive as hosts. Which would probably be more terrifying than just being possessed by a kid cuz now you have like Last of Us Cordyceps type shit.

[hardtchill]

My dad and i are on completely opposite sides of the ADHD spectrum and we’re trying to work together so that he can catch his plane tomorrow morning and i can move into his house. 

Pray for me

[snzstuff]

Oh my god fall allergies are kicking my ass. I have been sneezing from the minute I woke up and it is now 10 o’clock at night. I literally haven’t even gone outside and none of the windows in my house were open and it was this bad, I can just imagine how much it would’ve been if I did those things. I literally took my prescription allergy meds and some Benadryl and neither did a thing to help. Any way enough of my rant.

[escapistfantasymanual]

life hack:

glue your falling-apart hearing aid together. it'll be fine, probably.

[sreegs]

hey it's me black mold. thanks for running your window air conditioner all summer. whatever you do, do not regularly clean the removable filter. that's not necessary

you should also never ever unplug the air conditioner and stick a flashlight in the vent that blows air to see if we're in there. it's very bad, that place should not be checked

and whatever you do, if you've already made the mistake of unplugging it, don't remove it from the window for cleaning if possible. and whether it's possible to remove the unit or not, don't carefully disassemble the front panel, document where the screws go and plastic bits go, and open up the vent more to be able to get into it easily

as black mold, i'm an expert on this. you should heed my warnings: now, if you've somehow made the mistake of doing all of the above, you should not use warm water and dish soap to CLEAN the inside of the vent thoroughly. DON'T ever use a bottle brush to get into the hard to reach places. and certainly don't rinse and dry the cleaned area before carefully putting it back together

there's nothing wrong with us, black mold. we don't cause or exacerbate breathing conditions like asthma or other illnesses. it's cool, we're cool

furthermore, if you're capable of removing the window unit, DONT take a hose with the same soapy water and wash the portion of the window unit that sits outside the window and is therefore weatherproofed.

whatever you do, don't allow the air conditioner to dry before plugging it back in and turning it on again

and if you have a central air conditioner, you will definitely never ever consult a manual or sources online to perform a similar cleaning procedure on the cooling unit outside.

lastly, if you're physically unable to do the things we (the black mold) warned you not to do above, you should never ever ask someone to help you or hire a service to do it.

[otterandterrier]

fridges are without a doubt one of the greatest inventions of humanity, but they are. so gross.

both the fridges at my parents' and mine are generally fairly clean, uncluttered and odor-less, and still I get the ick if I have to linger for too long. but having to get anything at someone else's fridge is akin to asking me to take out their trash 🤢