#screamers and laughers

[evilejfan]

Yes! I compulsively listen to them while I work. Only, I work from home and while my hubby is gone I have the house to myself. Once I had a delivery driver knock on door and ask if I was OK. Colye was screaming his head off and I may have had the volume up too loud!

Trying to listen to outlast trials voicelines is crazy bc I’m just sitting here with the fucking pusher in my headphones grunting and moaning

[chaaistained]

☕️ . careful ! you might burn yourself ≈≈

hi, i’m chaai !!

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🗝️ you’ve now unlocked my ingredient list—what goes into this cup of chaai?

chaai has layers—the usual sweetness of sugar and honey can be formidable when melted into scalding hot water—such is the very girl who steeps the leaves of this blog.

with a cinnamon spiced tongue, she speaks, she whispers, she sings her dreams into reality.

for all the burns that this world gives her, there is but only one truth and it is imagination.

chaai finds solace in solitude, she finds comfort in creativity, she finds motivation in music and inspiration in intricate stories.

a writer, a poet, a singer, a dancer / a crier, a screamer, a laugher, a prancer.

a childlike whimsy will forever permeate the aroma of chaai. drenched in jasmine and sandalwood and frangipani intoxication, she will braid flowers into her hair and use the fallen petals to cast her spells.

the bursting flavours of ideas that she has bubbling inside will leave stains with every single klutzy stumble she makes as she tries to reach her point in a concise manner.

chaai is a welcoming drink, an open hand, palm outstretched to the sky, ready to be held by another (you only need to ask!).

brewed just right

what chaai likes

☕︎ chai (shock horror), talking about her dr’s i beg you, send an ask, journals, notebooks, ink stained fingertips, stories, poems, essays, analysis, romanticism in art, the sight of rain from a window, the strength in one’s imagination, the multiversal theory, when the world used to feel more vibrant and saturated, love letters, rnb and classic jazz, her beloved friends and mutuals

when you steep it too long, it bitters

what chaai dislikes / dni

☕︎ racism, homophobia, xenophobia, classism, colourism, sexism, not being a decent human being, unacceptability of other’s choices when it comes to their dr’s (if it’s not your dr, don’t police it—there is nuance in feats as ancient as reality shifting , things like aging up/down, race swapping, gender swapping - idgaf, do what you want and let me do what i want), general rudeness and self entitlement (be respectful or be blocked), anti-shifters because we really needed more attention whores in this world apparently . if i feel like it i WILL add to this list

don’t swallow the tea leaves ! for they leave you a message 🍂

this is my first shifting/loa blog !! i was really inspired by @hrrtshape to finally move my ass and make one (you should definitely follow her !!).

if you see similarities in what i post it is because of this (i HAVE spoken to emma and have informed her that i’ll be ib-ing her and/or tagging her in my posts).

i look forward to making friends on this blog≈≈

and if you find my main . no you didn’t, got that?

chaai brews; tea assortments — dr archive

chaai ponders; ring stained pages — on loa/shifting/manifestion/creativity

2024 © chaaistained

[sleepingdeath-light]

celebrating their s/o’s birthday ; full ensemble

requested by ; anonymous (27/05/23)

fandom(s) ; welcome home

fandom masterlist(s) ; here

character(s) ; barnaby b beagle, eddie dear, frank frankly, howdy pillar, julie joyful, poppy partridge, sally starlet, wally darling

outline ; “since it's my birthday today-though it'll probably be long past when you answer this lol-could i have headcanons for the welcome home squad doing something for it? i figure that headcanons would be easier to do for everyone, but you can write it out story-wise if you want. if you only want to do some of them, wally, frank, sally, and howdy is fine. thank you and have a good day!”

warning(s) ; none, just fluff!

barnaby b beagle

he’s a strong believer in ‘birthday bumps’ and will start the day by making sure you get your share

before bringing you some breakfast in bed, of course

he gets you a number of gag gifts as well as genuine presents and cards — but what those gags are depends on your boundaries and such (e.g. if sudden movements and loud sounds genuinely scare you then he won’t get you a pop up box or screamer)

hosts a small get together with by your friends and facilitates an all out prank war that’s based around your humour — doing everything he can throughout the day to keep you laughing and smiling

eventually everyone leaves and you sit down for your evening meal and that’s when he hands you his actual birthday card for you

of course there are puns scattered here and there, but it’s written so genuinely and it’s so sweet that you end up tearing up and tackling him with a hug

you end the day with your sides hurting from laugher and your heart full to bursting and you couldn’t have hoped for a better birthday

eddie dear

eddie unfortunately doesn’t get to wake you up on your birthday as his rounds have him out and about until about 9 — and your neighbour, julie, had already woken you up at 8 to give you the presents she’d prepared and give you (some very gentle) birthday bumps

he gets home around the same time that frank stops by to give you your gift so you all sit down and have a chat over a fresh cup of tea/coffee — with the others eventually joining you to share in good drink and sweet foods

it’s a good laugh and he can see the joy and appreciation in your eyes as your loved ones celebrate you and you open your remaining cards and gifts in the middle of this makeshift gathering

they all stay for a little while after that, leaving at around 1 as they had other responsibilities, leaving you and eddie alone for the first time that day

he hands you his main gift: a handmade scrapbook featuring photos and letters you’d sent to each other over the course of your relationship so far with little captions in his neatest handwriting noting down when each date happened

it’s cheesy and sentimental and incredibly fitting of him, but still you tear up and spend a good hour or so cuddling

then, to cap off the day, you go for a walk around the neighbourhood and into the surrounding woodlands

enjoying the beautiful weather and fresh air and good company as you talk about anything and everything

what a lovely end to a lovely birthday

frank frankly

frank takes a much more domestic approach to celebrating your birthday and will spend it comfortable indoors

he prepped your gift and card months in advance — having managed to get the complete collection of your favourite books from their original printing run after literal years of searching

and he was incredibly proud of himself for it — unbelievably excited to see your reaction when you finally saw what he’d gotten you

he lets you have a lay-in whilst he makes you your favourite breakfast before waking you up quite late and giving you your card

it’s simple but sweet and you share a kiss before you go down to eat

good food, good company, good conversation

and, once you were finished, good gifts and good cards

you were due to celebrate with the rest of your loved ones the next day but they’d dropped off their presents in advance

and you appreciated each and every one

then came your partner’s present and frank was anxiously watching as you tore open the wrapping paper

and you saw it and you gasped and you cried — a good cry, though

it’s such a sweet and thoughtful gesture that you couldn’t not tear up and, after placing them to one side, you pulled him into a hug and thanked him for your wonderful gift

what an amazing birthday you were due to have

howdy pillar

howdy actually takes the afternoon off to spend it with you — he needs to go in during the morning but he manages to close at noon

and he walks into your home with his arms filled with your favourite flowers, a personalised stuffed animal, a bag filled with presents and cards and a bag of your favourite take out for lunch

you eat whilst opening your gifts and cards with the radio on in the background, just enjoying each other’s company and the rare chance to spend a quiet afternoon together

the other neighbours had stopped by earlier in the morning to send their regards and gifts so you didn’t have anything to interrupt and ruin the moment

your flowers were put in a vase and displayed on the windowsill alongside your cards

then, after putting everything away and throwing away all of the rubbish, you decide to have a calm evening in

playing a new board game that had been delivered to the store — and winning despite all of howdy’s best efforts

dancing around the house — being spun and dipped and toss as you laugh and squeal

making your evening meal together and trying to keep up with howdy’s four handed mastery of the art of cooking

eating your favourite meal together and exchanging gossip that you’d heard earlier in the day

and ending the day sat on the porch, cuddled into your boyfriend’s side as you watch the sunset and smile at the conclusion of a birthday well spent

julie joyful

to describe the celebration in one word: colourful

she starts the day by shaking you awake, kissing you good morning and dragging you downstairs to open your presents because she’s terrible at keeping secrets

she watches you open them and is arguably more excited than you as she does — but she quickly busies herself by making you a cup of tea/coffee and some breakfast

then you eat together and chat and then she hands you her last gift and tells you to go and get changed

it’s a beautiful set of clothing, the fanciest you’ve ever owned, and then she does both of your hair and you spend the rest of the day going between your neighbour’s houses

celebrating with friends until your cheeks hurt and your legs ache and you’re just about awake enough to stumble back home arm-in-arm

ready to be greeted by her family, who help you celebrate the rainbow monster way — with lots of colours and lots of affection and lots of good food

and by the end of the night (or, rather, the beginning of the next day) when you’re finally drifting off to sleep you know that you’ll be looking back on this birthday with a particular fondness — and you can’t wait to spend the rest of your birthdays with julie by your side

poppy partridge

she memorised the recipes to all of your favourite foods and desserts and started practising them months beforehand

then on your actual birthday she woke you up with a selection of your favourite breakfast foods (and a peck to the cheek, of course)

next came a long chat as you enjoyed your breakfast in bed before you went to get dressed and she prepped the presents and cards you were sent by friends and family

she put on a vhs of your favourite movie in the background whilst you made your way through them — taking them off of your hands to arrange/wash/fold them and put them away to save you the trouble

the rest of the day is pretty standard, honestly

the neighbours stop by for lunch (another selection of some of your favourite dishes) and chat and hand over their presents

and after they leave you and poppy have a low-key afternoon

spending the day in your comfiest clothes, cuddling on the settee and reading and completing a puzzle that eddie and frank gifted you

and finishing the day with another favourite food of yours — dancing in the kitchen when she was cooking

it was calm and intimate and comfortable

you wouldn’t have had it any other way

sally starlet

this girl is nothing if not dramatic, so she naturally roped all of your loved ones into her plan to make your first birthday with her the most spectacular one yet

interviews your closest friends and family members to organise gifts and cards and transport — making sure that everyone was on the same page

then, on your actual birthday she was sure to keep things low-key at first

waking you up with a kiss and a cuddle, going downstairs to make you breakfast whilst you opened the neighbours’ gifts and cards

everything was very chill and affectionate and intimate — until 12pm exactly when her plan came into action and everyone showed up

friends and family with arms filled with food and gifts singing happy birthday to you as they filtered into the home

half doing a bang up job of decorating your shared home whilst the others absolutely spoiled you with affection and compliments

you could solidly say that she’d succeeded in surprising you

and when the food started to get plated up and you sat in a room with your loved ones, you found yourself smiling at sally and being thankful for having someone as charmingly dramatic in your life to do all of this just for you

wally darling

on a spectrum from high key to intimate celebrations, wally falls somewhere in the middle

like he won’t arrange a massive party but he also won’t force you to spend the whole day with him inside of home

it’s likely going to end up being a split day

the morning (6-12pm) is spent with just the two of you, with home waking you up early to open your presents whilst wally watches on and celebrates you

the afternoon (12-6pm) being spent going between your neighbours’ houses to celebrate as a collective

and ending the day with a sleepover at whoever’s home you’re closest with

that way you get a little bit of everything

poppy’s cooking that leaves you wanting more

eddie’s craftiness that gives you cards and gifts that are so charming and handmade that you tear up

julie’s attentiveness and insistence on making you look as fabulous as possible

frank’s genuine and honest approach to gifts and cards that has you grinning and pulling him into a side hug

barnaby’s endless humour that leaves you with straining cheeks and burning lungs and aching sides

sally’s dramatics and ability to make a celebration so impactful and unique that it stays with you forever

howdy’s cheerful disposition and willingness to help you with whatever whenever you ask — including tossing you up into the air to replace the standard birthday bumps

and wally’s endless affection for you — which he channeled into your gift: a painting of you through his eyes, one that wasn’t necessarily true to your physical appearance but that highlighted the aspects of you that made him fall in love with you

an exercise in perspective that made your eyes well up and your heart soar

you really couldn’t have asked for a more impactful gift to cap off your birthday, nor for better company to have spent it with

[fartbong-rewritten]

american raves seem fucking weird man I'm all for peace love tranquility PLUR shit but I feel like a rave should be in some shitty converted warehouse filled with drug addled goblins and general cookery not some upper middle class trustafarian hippie behavior. just strange when I see videos or people talking abt american raves. yea hugs and friendliness are thrown around at the raves i like and go to but its not the entire vibe or thing thats going on a lot of it is talking mad shit and dancing while on uppers downers screamers and laughers yknow. should be a bit scummy and hedonistic

[clutzicone-dts]

Two bags of grass, seventy-five pelets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers, and a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls.

[poppythetoppy]

Are you a screamer or a squirmer?

I can scream when a certain spot is hit but I'm more of a very loud laugher. I also squirm A LOT. My poor partner has been kneed in the face a couple times on accident (but he says its worth it lol).

[frostcorpsclub]

whats in virginias purse

Two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, and laughers; a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.

[superturtleenemy]

Laughers and Screamers

[f0m0baggins]

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers… and also a quart of fly juice, a quart of doom juice, a case of Griftweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.

[remembrancer-of-heresy]

@bispecsual is a genius. I mean such a great anlysis and undestanding of characters. Especially with Leman. It was really interested to read.

Btw, I think for Lorgar, not only religion itself is very important, but also people’s faith in it. And if we talk about love. Most likely, he would arrange sessions of religious ecstasy with Enigma songs.

Alpharius and Omegon with Warp abilities would have an eternal trip. You know, like in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas: “We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers , downers, screamers, laughers."

Urgh I am LIVING for the idea that primarchs, even at their best intentioned, are hungry gods that demand worship just by virtue of their dna - who can love their humans deeply and dearly but still take everything from them because that is what primarchs do. They CONQUER

I know right!! I mean if the Emperor's very presence can make people kneel, you have to think that that sort of thing is in the primarchs to some degree. It's already canon that they have a sort of aura, so even if they don't mean it, you're just, gravitating towards giving yourself to them. And they will take every bit of it even without realizing.

[vampirecorleone]

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die." | "A drug person can learn to cope with things like seeing their dead grandmother crawling up their leg with a knife in her teeth. But no one should be asked to handle this trip." | "We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon."

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998) dir. Terry Gilliam

[sevendeadlymorons]

Can I request the brothers reactions to mc tickling them?

Yes. Wholesome fluff <3

Brothers Reactions to Being Tickled

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Lucifer

Surprisingly the loudest laugher of the 7

He isn’t used to being tickled, being the eldest, most feared demon in the Devildom, and he isn’t so keen of you tickling him at first, but slowly gives in after a few seconds

He’s the type to fall onto his back and have tears streaming down his face, his face flushed red in embarrassment from being so vulnerable

The whole house can hear him if you tickle just the right spot

Mammon

He’s a screamer

He’s the kind of guy who’ll scream no over and over again while pissing himself laughing, pushing you off but slowly giving up and letting it happen

But he’s always got a massive smile on his face, gripping your body to try and tickle you back

He’s a little bit wary around you ever since you secretly snuck up on him and tickled the shit out of him

Leviathan

Wasn’t too sure about you touching him at first but then figured it was kind of fun to play around with you like this

He’s slightly self conscious of his laugh and will try his hardest to hide it and cover his mouth but you always get it out of him in the end

He’ll roll all over the floor giggling like a school girl, clutching your arm in an attempt to get you to stop before he pisses himself

It’s all over for him when you touch his feet

Satan

This man is a full blown snorter

He’ll stare at you for a few second realising that he just snorted right in front of you but then go straight back to laughing and giggling his face off

He’s always blushing from the attention you give him and your cold fingers running over his ticklish skin

He always gets his revenge afterwards, making the house echo with you two’s laughter

Asmodeus

He’s also a massive snorter, but like, on the cuter side

He hates his true laugh but you rip it out of him and make him love it just as much as you do

He wraps his arms around your neck and drags you down, squealing into your ear and running his hands under your clothes

His weakness is his neck, one touch there and he’s twisting his entire body in a desperate attempt to get away

Beelzebub

It’s pretty difficult to get a hold of him to tickle but damn, is it worth it

His face goes bright red and he keels over laughing, holding his stomach

He screams and giggles; not much of a snorter but you may get a few out of him if you’re lucky and know the right spot

He loves when you tickle him and the touch of your cold fingers running over his arms, neck, legs and stomach, wherever you can find

Belphegor

You two regularly have tickle wars and it’s never pretty

You push eachother down, rolling around on the bed or floor grabbing at the other until you’re both laughing and begging for them to stop

Belphie tends to arch his back and flail his legs when you tickle him, his laughter bursting out with no control with his legs wrapped around your waist

He can barely ever get a word out, you just know his weak spots

[whatisgoingonpaul]

I love how the boys all have a specific yell?

I don’t know if it’s just me and having watched the movie a billion times and having purposefully listened to just the boys talking in the background. Over time each of their voices becomes clear/distinct of each other and you can usually tell who’s saying what and who’s yell is who’s. Unfortunately Dwayne still doesn’t talk all that much so it’s especially easy to know it’s him.

Only time David only really yelled during the first ride to my memory

Marko-

•AAAAAAaaaaaH

•If you ever here any from of “yeeehaw” it’s him. He just- yeehaw’s the whole movie and I love him for it

Main lines-

“Let’s play a game! Let’s play a game Ba-by!”

“Look at this HUH? Five More minutes HUH?!”

“You can/can’t do it Micheal!”

“Told ya he wouldnt-.”

•literally any time someone says baby it’s usually him too.

Paul-

•Any “yeaaaaaahhhh”s is usually him

•also the “ahhh ha ha” thing

•he does that “whoooo hoo hoo” thing??? Idk how to type it out

•laughing his laugh is dang distinct

Main lines-

“Take a chance.”/Micheal Micheal Micheal

“I gotta game! Rock the boat!” “Welcome aboard M i C h E l!”

Dwayne-

*silence*

•Usually you can tell him apart from the other two because of his laugh , he’s a laugher more then a screamer

•he also says “markoooo” I don’t remember much else even in the background, he’ll join in most chants/screaming

If anyone has something distinct for Dwayne let me know. But to be nice I’m going to say it’s him doing the animal noises. All the boys naturally make bat noises but there is like specific non bat sounds, like when they show up at Max’s. I’m going to be nice and say it’s him

So I also included some of my favorite lines I hear in the background, just because. Underrated.

[nanenzgani]

Not that we needed all that for the space trip across the universe, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.

[entheognosis]

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls . . . Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.

Hunter S. Thompson

[u-look-beautiful-today]

Sooooo this isn't among us, but I'm feeling spooky sooo, can we talk about the Owl House gang going through a Haunted House attraction?

100% luz is the one to walk in first

She likes to believe she's the brave one

However she is the one to scream the loudest

This causes amity to go full feral on the poor actors

Does she almost cast a fire spell and get them all exposed?

Perhaps

Luz sticks to holding amity's hand

Luz is also one to thank the scare actor

And say their makeup looks great!

Amity is a jumper

She will only yelp if an actor grabs her

She will also swing

But only if they grab her

Other than that

She doesn't mind holding luz's hand through the whole thing

Does she fake being more scared than what she is so she can bury her face in luz's back?

She'll never say

Gus is full on flight

He WILL sprint through the halls

Or through the corn maze

He could be in the back of the group

But somehow end up at the exit first

Willow, Edric, or Skara usually have to hold onto him

Or else they will never see him until the end

Willow is the only one to understand

ITS. ALL. FAKE.

She's a laugher

Or more of

She will laugh as a response

She still gets spooked

But instead of screaming

She'll just laugh

Boscha is a sarcastic asshole

A scarer will jump out

And yell at her

And she'll be like

"Jfc?!!! Am I suppose to be scared by your mask or breath???"

She loves when they have fake weapons

She'll tell them to stab her

Just slice and dice her open

She gives no fucks

Skara is our residential screamer

And hider

And sometimes will refuse to go in

Luz may scream the loudest

But skara screams most often

The LIGHTS could flicker and she's yelling

She refuses to be the first one in

Or the last one

She HAS to be in the middle

And she will grab the nearest friend

Emira is the true brave one

Buuuuut

She likes her girlfriend to think otherwise

She will let out a delayed, fake af scream

And just hold onto viney

Even before they walk in

Emira: "Omg, babe! Look at that horrifying skeleton! Hold me!"

Viney: "...that's a literal CHILD in a mask. We aren't even INSIDE yet!"

Emira: "Ugh, you're such a buzz kill! Just hold me and tell me I'm pretty"

Viney is in love with the scares

She appreciates the time and effort put into it

She doesn't get scared

She likes to call out when the next scarer will be

She is also one to stop an actor and ask them how they got their sfx makeup to look so real

She also knows her girlfriend is full of shit

But she'll still hold her through the whole thing

Jerbo is a full on hitter

Somehow his fear translates to SWING AT FULL FORCE

No one expects him to actually be a fighter

He ends up knocking out an actor

And the group is SHOOK

He throws a mean left hook

He usually does good if barkus is there

Barkus keeps him from swinging

Barkus is unphased

Completely and utterly unphased

He watches horror movies to fall asleep to

Of course, the actors just assume he's jerbo's service dog

And that he's a really good boy!

Edric is a psychopath

He WILL run full sprint at the actor who is holding the chainsaw

He also tries to steal props

He managed to steal a whole fake leg and no one noticed

He will also try to blend in with the scarers

Just casually sneak behind the walls and jump out to scare random people

"Wow! He's really good!"

"...he-he doesn't even WORK here????"

Honestly, the gang in a haunted house is something I would pay to see