#scotsman x rebecca

[thefluffyrailway-official]

𝕋𝕋𝕋𝔼 𝕀ℕℂ𝕆ℝℝ𝔼ℂ𝕋 ℚ𝕌𝕆𝕋𝔼𝕊 #003

(𝕊𝕡𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕔𝕙𝕕𝕠𝕥𝕖 𝕤𝕡𝕖𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝!)

𝙽𝚒𝚊: I didn't know you were Rebecca's uncle!

𝙶𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚘𝚗: What do you mean? I'm absolutely not her uncle!

𝙽𝚒𝚊: Then why does she call The Flying Scotsman "Daddy"?

𝙶𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚘𝚗: 👁-👁' ...

(𝙸 𝙽𝙴𝙴𝙳𝙴𝙳 𝚃𝙾 𝙶𝙴𝚃 𝚃𝙷𝙸𝚂 𝚂𝙷*𝚃 𝙾𝙵𝙵 𝙼𝚈 𝙼𝙸𝙽𝙳 😭😭😭😭

𝙰𝚕𝚜𝚘 𝚢𝚎𝚑 𝚒 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚙 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝚝𝚠𝚘. 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚢'𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚘 𝚌𝚞𝚝𝚎 𝚝𝚘𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚎💚💛💚💛)

[cerenemuxse]

explaining the meaning behind the ship names i've been using :D

happy valentine's day :p

Edward x James - A Dozen Years

you need math for this. James is the number 6 in this AU. What's 2x6?

the other reason is a spoiler but its really important in regards to their relationship :p

Gordon x Rebecca - Opposite Cardinals

Gordon comes from the Great Northern Railway. Rebecca comes from the Southern Railway. Opposite cardinal directions.

Cardinal means "of importance." what's important? the express

Molly x Duck - Feathered Dolls

Ducks have feathers.

Some dolls (technically plushies) have "feathers."

The reason why I ship them in the first place, having zero interaction, has something to do with a doll.

Po x Tigress - China Teapots

they're from China

China tea sets :D

Tipo sounds like teapot

Stolas x Blitzo - Mixed Low Signals

Low Signals - Stolas never getting a response from Blitzo after he suggested that Blitzo could visit him at the hospital in "Western Energy"

Mixed Signals - they suck at communicating, jfc

Asmodeus x Fizzarolli - Circus Showstoppers

The 7 Deadly Sins are themed around the roles of a circus.

Fizzarolli once worked in a circus

actual showstoppers

Thomas x Ryan x Ashima - Vibrant Skies

Their colors can be seen in the sky, especially during sunsets and sunrises.

Flying Scotsman x City of Truro - Stolen Records

If you think about it, Flying Scotsman "stole" City of Truro's 100 mph record since Truro's was a debatable one.

also, stolen as in stolen hearts

Flying Scotsman x Esmeralda - Northern Records

Both made their own records.

both are from the GNR

[uselessalexis165]

tried making some ttte memes (56)

[dragons-and-magic]

I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT TO REBLOG THIS!😭😭😭 The wolf designs are so beautiful!😍

Meet The Polar Opposites Yet They Are Lovers, Gordon and Rebecca!💙🐺💛🐺

I would like to thank @shikariiin for illustrating them and they did an excellent job!😆💖😆💖😆

Here are 6 facts about them!😁😁😁

Gordon 💙🐺

Gordon has a scar on his right eye when he fought with his brother, Scot to prove his father that he’s just as good, if not, better.

Gordon may be a grumpy and serious wolf, but he deeply cares about his family, and has a fear of losing them or being unwanted.

Gordon sees Edward as a father figure as his biological father never cared or show affection to him.

Gordon loves to chew on the bull’s horn to make his teeth stronger, and a way to let his anger out.

Gordon hates being called ‘Gordie’ as he finds it embarrassing, and even attempt to call him that, will make him go ape shit, but Thomas and Rebecca always call him that.

Gordon used to hate humans until Faylen came in his life, and cares about her like she was his niece.

Rebecca 💛🐺

She may be a jolly and a cheerful wolf, but don’t mess with her temper as she’s quite terrifying when she’s angry.

In her spare time, she loves to help smaller animals when they need help, and she particularly loves to help little mice.

She does take her role as a Sentinel/Guard VERY seriously and she’s a force to be reckoned with.

She LOVES spending time with Emily as they knew each other since they were pups, and they are best friends.

She sees Percy as like her little brother and she’s VERY protective of him, and make sure nobody hurts him, both physically and emotionally.

She enjoys being around with Faylen, and she would often play fun games with her and sometimes mentors her when Gordon is sick or injured.

Got any questions for my ‘The Girl and The Wolves’ AU? Feel free to ask in the ask box!😊

Remember, you’re all worthy and enough!💝

[harryforvogue]

book recommendations that are similar to my fics

i tried <333

harry and mia

dreamland billionaires by lauren asher (ceo trope)

the dead romantics by ashley poston (quiet reserved MC x overwhelmed FMC in literary setting)

the spanish love deception by elena armas (grumpy x sunshine),

beautiful bastard by christina lauren (serious MC, workplace setting)

the hating game by sally thorne (grumpy MC, workplace rivals)

love on the brain by ali hazelwood (grumpy MC x sunshine FMC, workplace, male pining)

neon gods by katee roberts (grumpy MC, hades x persephone)

harry and faye

practice makes perfect by sarah adams (nervous FMC x tattooed hottie MC)

all the lovers in the dark by mieko kawakami (depressed FMC wanting to change her life around)

georgie, all along by kate clayborn (FMC has anxiety)

harry and fleur

the wisteria society of lady scoundrels by india holton (grumpy/serious FMC x flirty MC, rivals-to-lovers, forced to work together)

these violent delights by chloe gong (friends to lovers to exes to enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers), 

harry and lucia

the heart principle by helen hoang (FMC has OCD)

forget me not by julie soto (grumpy x sunshine, second chance romance)

happy place by emily henry (second chance romance, break up for a good reason)

alone with you in the ether by olivie blake (characters messed up all around)

harry and miriam

yours truly by abby jimenez (MC has really bad anxiety)

people we meet on vacation by emily henry (sunshine FMC x nervous MC, second chance romance-ish)

below zero by ali hazelwood (MC doesn’t know he’s hot, nervous MC x happy FMC)

harry and yasmine

a rogue of one's own by evie dunmore (enemies to lovers, male pining, historical romance)

emily wilde’s encylopaedia of fairies by heather fawcett (academic setting, serious FMC x playful MC)

love theoretically by ali hazelwood (academic rivals)

divine rivals by rebecca ross (enemies to lovers, rivals to lovers)

harry and aaliyah

portrait of a scotsman by evie dunmore (grumpy MC x artsy FMC)

pride and prejudice by jane austen (duh!)

the belle of belgrave square by mimi matthews (marriage of convenience, grumpy MC)

harry and annaliese

the poppy wife by caroline scott (post ww1 romance)

the princess diaries by meg cabot (best friend’s brother LOLLL)

when i come home again by caroline scott (post war romance)

divine rivals by rebecca ross (again but it’s also ww1 inspired)

[sketalya]

My TTTE Ship part 1 💙💛

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Gordon x Rebecca dynamic:

• It started when Rebecca defended Gordon in front of Flying Scotsman (just like in "Confusion Without Delay" eps). They became close friends after that until Gordon started to feel comfortable with Rebecca but he refused to admit that he liked her at first.

• Gordon did hide his feelings from Rebecca because he was afraid she might not like him, he even deliberately stayed away from her once because he thought it could get rid of his feelings. (Of course it didn't work)

• Gordon decides to tell Rebecca how he feels and he asks Edward and Henry for help. But without Gordon knowing, Edward and Henry also brought Thomas, Percy and James with them so yeah...The plan didn't go smoothly, but it turns out Rebecca accepted Gordon.

• Rebecca really likes to tease Gordon after they go out, this is because she likes to see Gordon's reactions.

• Gordon is a tsundere in this relationship

• Gordon sometimes struggles to show his affection so he buys Rebecca gifts a lot but sometimes goes a little too far

• They usually date after work, they like going to places like restaurants (they both like to eat a lot)

• Rebecca is an "I got us into trouble" type because she's so clumsy and Gordon is the "I got us out of trouble" type

Actually I want to write a lot about their interactions but I'm not good at it so I might show it through arts in the future. (Sorry for bad explanation :D)

[jessythebunny]

💙 Gordon x Rebecca 💛

Speedy love

Two speed engines in love

Headcanons:

💙💛two speedy engines in love

💙💛Rebecca wanted to get to know Gordon and become his friend, but he was upset about the departure of Edward and Henry

💙💛She was trying hard to get his attention, but to no avail, until The Flying Scotsman came and started flirting with her until she told him that he and Gordon were similar in size, but Gordon seemed bigger than him. Here, Gordon's feelings began to develop

💙💛Sometimes they like to race, and when Rebecca wins, he can't complain about her, and she also encourages him, because he's the fastest engine on Sodor

💙💛Gordon is a grumpy engine, that's why sometimes Rebecca calls him grumpy pants

💙💛and also Gordon often calls her sweet potato because her favorite food is sweet potato (in the human version)

💙💛Gordon worries a lot about Rebecca if something happens to her, so he tries as much as possible to help her

💙💛they like cooking together

💙💛Gordon tries to find the courage to show his feelings to Rebecca, but not in a direct way, so he is nice to her and helps her with everything, until Rebecca finds out about this, but fortunately she also feels the same thing

💙💛 🎵my heart beats like a drum-ATC🎵

[therubyreader]

See previous year's reading journeys

Book Goal for the year: 50

Books read so far: 43

TBR:

The Priority of the Orange Tree - Samantha Shannon

The Hidden Oracle - Rick Riordan

Cobalt Red - Siddharth Kara

Reading list so far:

January:

The Battle of the Labyrinth - Rick Riordan ~ reread

Powerless - Lauren Roberts ~ review

The Last Olympian - Rick Riordan ~ reread

Vampires of El Norte - Isabel Cañas

February:

What the River Knows - Isabel Ibáñez ~ review

House of Root and Ruin - Erin A. Craig

Sun of Blood and Ruin - Mariely Lares

March:

Twilight - Stephanie Meyer ~ reread

Shadow and Bone - Leigh Bardugo ~ reread

Siege and Storm - Leigh Bardugo ~ reread

April:

Belladonna - Adalyn Grace

Divine Rivals - Rebecca Ross ~ review

Foxglove - Adalyn Grace

The Lost Hero - Rick Riordan ~ reread

May:

Woman of Light - Kali Fajardo-Anstine

The Familiar - Leigh Bardugo

The Son of Neptune - Rick Riordan ~ reread

June:

The Mark of Athena - Rick Riordan ~ reread

Ruthless Vows - Rebecca Ross

Ana María and the Fox - Liana De la Rosa ~ review

A Crane Among Wolves - June Hur

July:

The House of Hades - Rick Riordan ~ reread

Bringing Down the Duke - Evie Dunmore

Isabel and the Rogue - Liana De la Rosa

Sinner’s Isle - Angela Montoya

The Blood of Olympus - Rick Riordan ~ reread

August:

Small Favors - Erin A. Craig

Garden of the Cursed - Katy Rose Pool

Reckless - Lauren Roberts

The Brothers Hawthorne - Jennifer Lynn Barnes

A Rouge of One’s Own - Evie Dunmore

September:

Kaikeyi - Vaishnavi Patel

Wisteria - Adalyn Grace

Portrait of a Scotsman - Evie Dunmore

A Gentleman’s Gambit - Evie Dunmore

Masquerade of the Heart- Katy Rose Pool

Once and Future Witches - Alix E. Harrow

October:

The Seventh Veil of Salome - Silvia Moreno Garcia ~ Book Bites Reveiw

The Map of Love - Ahdaf Soueif ~ Book Bites Reveiw

The Honey Witch - Sydney J. Shields ~Book Bites Reveiw

The Wisteria Society of Lady Scoundrels - India Holton

November:

Castle of the Cursed - Romina Garber

Ruin and Rising - Leigh Bardugo ~ reread

December:

X

[just-an-emily-existing]

~Stesel Team Ship Headcanons~

❤️✨Thomas x Percy✨❤️

🧡✨Lady x D10✨🧡

💛✨Duck x Diesel✨💛

💚✨Donald x Gazelle✨💚

💙✨Douglas x Emily✨💙

💜✨Oliver x Toad✨💜

🩷✨Rosie x Mavis✨🩷

❤️✨Paxton x Timothy✨❤️

🧡✨Salty x Porter✨🧡

💛✨Isabel x Jessica✨💛

💚✨Dulcie x Oswald✨💚

💙✨Dilly x Skiff✨💙

💜✨Daisy x Spencer✨💜

🩷✨Wendy x BoCo✨🩷

❤️✨Dane x Edalyn✨❤️

🧡✨Hawin x Bella (The Half Engine)✨🧡

💛✨Rebecca x Flying Scotsman✨💛

💚✨Splatter x Pip✨💚

💙✨Dodge x Emma✨💙

💜✨Edward x James✨💜

🩷✨Toby x Henrietta✨🩷

❤️✨Emily x Molly✨❤️

🧡✨Gordon x Fiona✨🧡

💛✨Henry x Hiro✨💛

💚✨Flora x Hank✨💚

💙✨Cranky x Carly✨💙

💜✨Charlie (Canon) x Charlie (Oc)✨💜

🩷✨Frankie x Hurricane✨🩷

❤️✨Lexi x Theo✨❤️

🧡✨Millie x Victor✨🧡

💛✨Kevin x Philip✨💛

💚✨Madge x Duncan✨💚

💙✨Rheneas x Skarloey✨💙

💜✨Peter Sam x Sir Handel✨💜

🩷✨Mike x Bert x Rex✨🩷

❤️✨Ryan x Arthur✨❤️

🧡✨Caroline x Bertie✨🧡

💛✨Bulgy x Elizabeth✨💛

💚✨Beatrice x Isabella✨💚

💙✨Stephen x Glynn✨💙

💜✨Whiff x Scruff✨💜

🩷✨Flynn x Belle✨🩷

❤️✨Marion x Timothy (Alive Engine)✨❤️

🧡✨Bill x Bash✨🧡

💛✨Ben x Dash✨💛

💚✨Trevor x Terence✨💚

💙✨Caitlin x Connor✨💙

💜✨Den x Dart✨💜

🩷✨Harvey x Rocky✨🩷

❤️✨Harold x Jeremy✨❤️

🧡✨Mighty Mac x Freddy✨🧡

💛✨The Spiteful Breakvan x Scruffy✨💛

💚✨Nia x Kana✨💚

💙✨Cadogan x Darrell✨💙

[princeluckybug13]

can you do 6, 9, 15 & 16 for ScotsmanXRebecca please? xo

I'll do my best :)

6: Rebecca. She tends lie her head on his chest or shoulder and softly doze off.

9: Scotsman. He just loves holding Rebecca close to him. He can't sleep without her close.

15: Rebecca. She sometimes wakes up thinking that it might all be a dream. She often feels so surprised that someone like Scotsman would want her. He does his best to squash these feelings with his love and affection.

16: The mainland station. Scotsman blurted it out after Gordon told him he didn't have the guts too. Rebecca confessed shortly after.

[jammyjams1910]

TTTE x Danganronpa

Trainganronpa

Participants

Thomas (protagonist)

Edward

Henry

Gordon

James

Percy

Toby

Duck

Donald

Douglas

Oliver

Toad

Emily

Nia

Rebecca

Rosie

Ryan

The Flying Scotsman

Spencer

Diesel

(Basically everyone I've already made apart from Lady and some ocs)

[jayde-jots]

Top 10 fav ships? TTTE and tugs?

Fuck... forgive me if I do more than 10 because I like a lot of ships. Hercules x Zebedee Ten Cents x Zip Gordon x Rebecca Zak x Nia Millie x Caitlin Victor x Luke Cranky x Carly x Big Micky Salty x Porter ...Okay that's actually less than I thought, those are all the cannon ones at least. The rest are like characters I'd wager have a crush on another, and some I want to give someone to love but can't, or I ship them but in a different relationship sense like platonically. I'm gonna say those too. Spencer x Connor (Spencer I imagine struggles with his love life, so he likes Connor but doesn't know how to go about it because he doesn't want his image ruined.) Flying Scotsman x Rebecca (After she basically made him tongue-tied he found himself very interested in her, but was shocked to see her and Gordon together. He likes Rebecca but he also likes seeing his brother happy, so he's conflicted.) Rosie x James (I see these two a lot more like siblings, hell! in my mythic AU they are siblings.) Alright, the rest are who I want to give ships to but I find that I cant. Edward (It's implied in my giant AU that he and Thomas are rather close but they still see each other as really good friends.) Diesel (I don't know who I can safely ship him with.) Diesel 10 (Same issue.) Herny (I would like to say Gordon but the thing is, Henry could be considered like a half-sibling to Gordon because he was a wack Gresley originally.) James (I want to give this guy someone to make him happy but I feel like options are limiting.) And I'd like to say a lot more characters but I've already rambled enough...

[cerenemuxse]

More Humanized T&F stuff with more peeps. It just tidbits this time.

Edit (3/19/2024): OUTDATED

tw/cw: mentions of transphobia, foster care / adoption

Rebecca is an English-born Indonesian. She's a pan demi-woman, and their pronouns are she/her and they/them (the latter also applies to EoSR!). She works in a school, as a school official (the ones who keep an eye on the school grounds but not the police), and latter as a counselor. They may be buff and strong but she has feelings. 😭 They is quite tall, taller than 5'6". She married Gordon in her thirties, who they met at the school they works at.

Gordon became the new principal when Rebecca had been at the school for a couple years. There were rumors going around the school that she picked up from a few students that they often speaks to. These rumors claimed that Gordon had been stripped from his previous job as a principal at another school and went under a different name. This was all false when Rebecca confronted him about it, which was their first private interaction. They has met him before but that was in group meetings.

Gordon is the oldest and only living brother of Scott (Flying Scotsman), though he's slightly shorter stature makes it seem like he's the youngest. He would take it as a compliment if Scott didn't rub it in his face though. All I have is that he's British or at least has lighter skin. 💃 He's also demiromantic straight. That's about it. Rebecca probably calls him some cat related nickname because of his face. (HE LOOKS LIKE A CAT, A PATHETIC ONE AT THAT. ESPECIALLY HIS MODEL ERA FACES)

Speaking of siblings, Emily and James aren't biological siblings. Emily's parents adopted James after his parents abandoned him and was taken to an orphanage, having been to two foster homes. He's much better now. I'm saying this rn because they're both black. Emily is a black British aroace cis-woman and James is a French-born Moroccan bisexual man. He hates his parents with a burning passion, who tried coming back into his life. Emily is 8 years older than him.

James loves doing drag. He's not letting anyone stop him. He also loves fashion, especially making it, which has led him to chase his dream of becoming a fashion designer. It's a very long journey but he knows he'll get there. Good for him! <3 Oh, and he does crotchet! He's been doing it since he was adopted. Mock him and you can expect him to start throwing shit. Don't disturb the crotecheting Jimmy. He also listens to Lizzo, Corneille, and Stromae religiously because I said so. But what James currently works as? Probably a bartender at a bar or cafe. Not much, but he's trying. :'D

Emily and Edward are childhood best friends, somewhat starting off as pen pals after Edward's family moved to back to Scotland for a couple years. In their teen years, Edward or Emily would make trips to visit each other. James heard and saw him but he never got to talk to him.

Speaking of Edward, when he came out, he believed his parents were supportive. The way they acted was becoming questionable up until he left. One day he tries calling them and he finds out his number was blocked. He tried numerous times before contacting his siblings, who tell him the truth. His parents were supportive on the outside just so they could get rid of him sooner. He feels very confused about it. Like aye, but naw? His parents haven't contacted him ever since he left to be on his own. He's still in contact with his siblings, starting a private Instagram to share stuff with them only.

How James and Edward met? I don't know. 🧍‍♀️Edward is 7 years older than James. In the old AU, they would've gotten married this year, which is my graduation year! :D My best friend pointed this out in a conversation the other day which I thought was pretty cute. It was not intentional.

Edward is also a white gay Scottish transman. He had top surgery and took hormone medication for a while. Edward is what I would consider an androgynous man, neither masculine not feminine, or he's a mixture of both. In this case, he's both. He wears whatever like James does. They'd probably wear dresses the same day because why not. Also his hair is red/ginger. 💃

I think that's it. These thoughts wouldn't leave me alone. 💀

[westershiresauce]

Headcanon: Deus Ex Scuba Gear

Note: Spoilers for Bly Manor. 

So, here is my Bly Manor/Supergirl crossover crackfic headcanon where Kara is Dani and her ex Mike gets killed by a truck when he walks into traffic after Kara comes out to him and breaks off their relationship.

“Mike, I think I’m gay,” the blonde whispers, too ashamed to speak any louder. The man next to her tenses slightly before a look of relief washes over him.

“Oh thank God,” he says, and smiles at a confused Kara.

“What? You’re okay with this?” Mike shrugs and shoots the woman his frustratingly disarming grin. 

“I mean, am I glad I’m being dumped? No. Am I relieved that the reason is you aren’t into guys? Kind of.” Kara wrinkles her brows in confusion and he continues. 

“I mean, I know I’m hot.” Mike grins again and winks at the blonde who purses her lips at his peacocking, “I thought maybe you were just frigid or something.”

“Mike!” Kara looks around to make sure no one is listening. Mike laughs and she shoots him a glare. 

“Hey, you’re the one that decided to break my heart at the corner of a major intersection.” 

He winks at her and she advances on the man, trying to shut him up. He skips away from her, ignoring the fact that he is now in the crosswalk of the intersection. 

“Mike! Stop fooling around!” the blonde pleads but the man ignores her. 

“Hey, were you checking out chicks while we were together?” He waggles his eyebrows and Kara balls her fists at her sides. She refuses to take the bait. The man just laughs at her silence. “Dude, you totally did. What’s your type?” 

He goes quiet suddenly and his face lights up. Kara shakes her head. It is seldom a good thing when the man gets a light bulb moment. 

“Hey Kara,” his face gets lecherous and Kara readies herself for some horrifying comment, “Would you let me watch?” 

Kara’s face blooms red with embarrassment and anger. She steps closer to jab her finger against the man’s face and get her point across. However, Mike anticipates this and he takes another step back, grin still in place even as a truck barrels into his body. Kara stares in shock, midstep and with her finger still in the air as Mike is flung at least twenty feet down the street. The smell of burning rubber as the truck attempts to stop and the blaring sound of a horn being pressed much too late fill her senses. 

Kara: “No, Mike, not gay as in happy. Good lord, dude!”

Kara is at the hospital when Mike is pronounced dead. Rhea never really liked her so she leaves for her apartment, still shaken but confused about how she feels about what happened. On the one hand she feels responsible for what happened, but on the other hand, she almost feels relieved. Until, that is, she goes to wash her hands in the bathroom and sees Mike standing behind her. She screams and when she turns around, he is gone. It isn’t until a few days later that she hears someone walking around her apartment that she realizes what happened. She grabs her trusty bat and walks out, expecting some coke addict rifling through her bookshelves but instead sees Mike, pawing at her bookcase. He grunts in frustration when his hand goes through a book but cheers when he manages to knock one onto the floor. Kara drops the bat in shock and Mike turns around, grins wide and puts a hand up in a peace sign, just like when he was alive.

Mike: “I’m still here, bro!”

Turns out Mike is tethered to Kara and it is a horrible, cruel curse. He is both the best and worst wingman and Kara is still not convinced he doesn’t try to peek when she is getting dressed or showering but he also helps her learn to be more confident. All his shameless arrogance makes him a great cheerleader, at least once they talk about some ground rules.

1. No creeping on Kara in the bathroom or when she is changing. Mike scoffs at this and mutters about being able to creep on hotter ladies. 

2. No unsolicited advice or comments about women that Kara is not interested in pursuing a relationship with. This is added after a week of Mike making comments about women that had Kara blushing constantly, even at work.

3. No watching when Kara has a lady over. She wasn’t sure where Mike disappeared off to when she did manage to have a date come back to her place but he would always leave after shooting Kara another peace sign and telling her to “do the circle thing I showed you.”

It all hits the fan when Rhea gets wind of Kara dating women and she packs up and leaves. She does not want to deal with that fallout and she would rather get a fresh start somewhere else. Where is that where else? London, Bly Manor, American au pair, you know the rest.

Kara: “Yeah, I’m gonna take a one way and gtfo of here.”

Who are our players at Bly?

Our cook Owen Sharma is good old Jack Spheer because sometimes these things write themselves. And who is our beloved Hannah Grose? Why, Lucy Lane. Because she was too good and I always want to see more of her. Plus she can be a stern little spitfire with the kids and ghosties (The kids refer to her to as Major). She takes her fine self and daydreams about the moment that charming Jack came over to get the job as a cook, not dead, just as a useless hetero (is that a thing? It is now...) that can’t fathom for some reason that Jack is totally in love with her.

As for Rebecca Jessel and Peter Quint? Kelly Olsen (the only character with any brain cells half the time) and Andrea Rojas, our muy caliente Scotsman. Is that racist? No, but her horrendous accent might be a crime. This version has none of the controlling assholeroy of Peter and no secretly killing Rebecca. Just good old bad luck in a horror series. Andrea gets drunk and tries to dive into the lake to find the chest of loot she is convinced is down there so her and Kelly can run away to America. 

Andrea: “This is a file on all the reasons you should run away from this haunted ass creepy mansion and come with me to America. Also, there is a map I drew of the lake with an X where the loot most definitely is.”

Kelly: “This is just a picture of you in lingerie and a sheet of paper you colored blue with a big red X in the middle.” 

Kelly dies trying to save her when Andrea starts to get hypothermia and they both drown in the freezing lake. Because why bury your gays when you can drown them? Amiright? Who finds their bodies the next day? This leads to the following section: Next slide, please!

Who is standing in for Miles and Flora Wingrave? Why, Ruby and a tiny Nia, of course. Nia is a sweet baby angel and I want to meet her as a little sister, totally doted on by her big sister, Ruby. Nia sees Andrea and Kelly arguing like lesbians (so much hand waving and crying and angry whispering) on the far end of the lake while their blue popsicle bodies float around. Ruby and Lucy drag little Nia away from the scene.

Nia: “My giant scarf is perfectly splendid! Also, I am baby.” 

Things get really spicy when Kara shows up, ghost!Mike and all. He complains about not being able to haunt the “hot chick from apartment 314” any more, but he perks up at the thought of “British broads.” Kara had hoped he was tethered to National City or something, but it appears he is linked to her. Mike is ecstatic when he finds out Bly is full of ghosts. He is always off somewhere exploring the mansion and only pops in to tell Kara snippets of Bly’s history and its many inhabitants. 

Meanwhile, we get to the real star of this indulgent charade. Lena as the wonderfully fit Irish (let her have the accent!) gardener, Jaime. She is convinced Kara is a corn-fed straighty from America until Kara throws herself at her in the greenhouse because flowers turn on lesbians (see Imagine You and Me and Georgia O'Keeffe’s many works. This is sapphic lore, kids.) She opens up about Mike and Lena smooches her so she doesn’t have to listen to the hot blonde’s delusions. 

Lena: “What do you mean it is too bright? What book? This is a watering can for my gardening activities. So is my fashionable, appropriately sized hat.”

Kara: *OMG she is so hot and cool, what do I do?* “Hey, do you guys do the circle thing in the UK?” 

Meanwhile, things are getting interesting with Mike and the ghosts: Kelly and Andrea, newly minted Bly ghosts, explain that they are stuck on the grounds. Mike, who believes in having the freedom of “you do you,” vows to break the curse. He strikes a heroic pose that makes Andrea roll her eyes but Kelly agrees they need to find out more about the origins of the Bly Manor curse. 

Flashback episode in a horrid b/w tone because I want to show this is old, okay. It’s not like we could figure it out by the clothes. Or the set dressing. Or the fact that the one of the characters died of “the lung.”

Anyway, we have our sisters, Viola and the other one. Their names don’t really matter because they are going to be the brunette one and the blonde one, played by the queen of period series: Katie McGrath.   

Anger-y brunette Katie, getting her smacking hand ready. 

And blonde, sad (but also evil? plot twist!) Katie, lusting after her brother in law. 

And they fight over none other than Daddy Cullen, Maxwell Lorde, because look at that hair, look at all those buttons, look at that big hand! Who could resist? 

The child is baby Lena being twirled by Anger-y Katie pre-“the lung” because let’s just have this turn into a black hole that destroys itself. 

Baby Lena: “Swing me, mummy. Swing me with your good lungs!”

Anger-y Smack-You-Every-Time Katie: “I swung too close to the sky and now this is happening to me.”

So while Kara and Lena are christening all sorts of places at Bly (yes, even the master wing because, of course, the master wing), Mike, Andrea, and Kelly are incepting themselves into all sorts of memories and whatnot. Cue that montage!

404 ERROR. MONTAGE NOT FOUND. 

Whoops, looks like we blew our budget on that black and white filter. Sorry about that.

Once the ghost trio realizes the chest in the lake doesn’t in fact hold some dragon’s hoard of gold, but the key to ending this madness, Mike pops in on Lena and Kara to bring them up to speed. Kara screams at him about the third rule while Lena tries to accept the fact that her girlfriend (yes, they are girlfriends by now, keep up) has a ghost for a best friend. 

Kara makes Mike look away while her and Lena get dressed and after quite a bit of exposition, they decide to pull the chest up from the lake. Lucy and Jack have been off playing hide the croissant or whatever the straights do during their leisure time, but they quickly hop on the “break the Bly manor curse” train.  

There is a fun B (C?) plot where Ruby and Nia steal Jack’s car and drive into town. No one in town cares because they are rich and all the adults at Bly are busy romancing each other and assume the girls are being odd rich kids playing somewhere in the manor. 

The adults are planning how to get down to the chest without suffering Andrea and Kelly’s fate, when they find some scuba gear the kids bought on their last trip to town. It is wholly impractical but the adults shrug and accept the plot hole so they can hurry this along. 

They draw straws and Kara has to dive down and tie some chains around the sunken chest. Lena jumps in front of limited edition Scuba Gear Kara to stop her but the American has to America so she dives into the freezing lake after a swoon inducing “I’ll be right back” kiss. Like, gifable on tumblr, twitter, and whatever new platform there is a hundred years from now.  

Scuba Gear Kara: “Guys, I can’t see anything through this helmet. Guys?“

After a few tense moments where Anger-y Olden Time™ Katie tries to stop Kara, Mike, Andrea, and Kelly step in and use their ghost powers to keep her away from Kara. Jack uses his car to pull up the haunted chest and they pry it open with a crowbar and plenty of moxie. The screams of slap happy Katie of the past ring out around the heroes as the curse is broken. The ghosts cheer, everyone laughs nervously (they know the end is never the end in a horror story) and Kara shivers from the cold until she is next to the fire, dry and cuddled up with Lena.

As her final act of revenge, Anger-y Katie gives Kara the Lung(!) but thanks to the power of Science, our spunky American pulls through after properly completing the full course of treatment and antibiotics. This includes Lena taking sexy care of her girlfriend. *wink*

***** westershiresauce is not a medical professional and their thoughts regarding the health benefits/healing powers of a sexy nurse!Lena are not verified. Don’t take srsly. ***** 

Cut to, one more garden and I can retire, Lena, sitting next to an immaculate shrub, waiting for her wife Kara to bring out the tea and biscuits. 

THE END!

Lena: “I swear to all that is holy, if that tea is shite, I am leaving her. It’s been like thirty years!”  

[gotattitude]

@champiions​ asked:  [ DOORSTEP ] : after a remarkably good first date, your muse kisses mine on my muse’s doorstep. (becky x drew)

The Scotsman had thought after his last marriage it would be hard to go on a date with anyone because his standards were pretty high. It didn't take long for Becky to enter his life in a way he hadn't expected and he was enjoying it a lot. She had pulled him out of a dark place. He mustered up the courage to ask Rebecca out on a date on a Friday night to a restaurant, nothing that was too fancy. Since they were friends before he asked her out, it seem they were able to pickup a conversation quite easily, even if this was a date. He drove her home since it was something of a habit he had. He even got out of his vehicle to open up the passenger door for her after parking the car. He walked her to the front door with a smile on his face the whole way through. He didn't know what to say when they were in front of the door to the house she lived in. He did what was comfortable when words weren't enough. He cuffed her cheek in his hand, then leaned his head down to press his lips against hers in a soft kiss. 

[scotsmanandsassenach]

OUTLANDER FAN FICTION: Murtagh

Here is an enjoyably long list of stories featuring Outlander’s one and only Murtagh Fitzgibbons Fraser! If you have written or know of a Murtagh-centric story (or moment) that’s not on this list please DM or comment below - there‘s no such thing as too much fanfic to read! SANDS x 

After Culloden by @phoenixflames12

Weakened by fever, Jamie struggles to come to terms with the loss of Claire and the child and the fact that despite his best efforts, he is still alive.

All It Takes by @lenny9987 for @imagineclaireandjamie

Prompt: Imagine the conversation in S4 between Jamie and Murtagh when he tells his godfather about his second marriage.

An Ardsmuir Man Found by @lenny9987 for @imagineclaireandjamie

Prompt: Would love to see Marsali and Fergus finding Murtagh and bring him and the baby home to Jamie and Claire. The old and the new x

An Extended Stay At River Run by cantletitgo

The moments immediately following the season 4 finale (if you haven’t watched it, there are spoilers in this work!)

Before Light by @westerhos

Murtagh comforts Jamie after Faith’s death.

Can’t Do it For Her by @lenny9987 for @imagineclaireandjamie

Prompt: Hiya! I was wondering if there could be any Murtagh POV from first book/season? Related to either Jamie’s, Claire’s or both’s actions or circumstances? Thanks!

Cross That Line by MooseDeEvita

While traveling from town to town to lure Jamie back to them, Murtagh and Claire turn to each other for physical comfort. After all, confessions of lost love go so well with an ocean view and a sky full of stars. A bit of a deleted scene in episode 14 “The Search” after they hug in the cave by the sea.

Every Breath by thatsoccercoach

“It was there with every breath.”

Explaining Geneva by @renee-writer

A missing scene from Blood of my Blood where Jamie explains what happened with Geneva to Murtagh.

Faith’s Story by Judybrandtner

Murtagh tells Faith the story of the night she was born.

For Love by @redstarfiction

Imagining a conversation between Murtagh and Jamie before the wedding when Murtagh realises his God-Son is in love with the Sassenach.

Guardian Scotsman by @writtenthroughtime

Prompt: What about a story about Claire as a child or a teenager and somehow gets raised by Murtagh?

Hold On by @abreathofsnowandwaffles

“Frank and Jamie are two very different men, but I can tell ye, they both loved ye. Jamie loved ye so much- he sent yer mam back to him, to see ye safe. He was willing to give up his life so ye stood a chance.”

Hope in Change by @lenny9987 for @imagineclaireandjamie

Prompt: Imagine that the first significant person Bree meets in the colonies is Murtagh. It is through Bree that Murtagh finds out that Claire and Jamie are also in the colonies. What if it was Murtagh rather than Lizzie who witnessed Roger being a bit rough with Bree through the window that day?

In This Together by Awilding

During their search to find Jamie, an untimely encounter compels Claire and Murtagh to return to the caves to seek refuge. Their pursuit interrupted, Claire and Murtagh’s companionship is put to the test as they must rely on each other to make it through several days of considerable challenges. Set within the 14th episode of Season 1, “The Search”.

Just the Same by @bonnie-wee-swordsman for @imagineclaireandjamie

A short Murtagh POV from 1x07 during the scene in the stables with Jamie.

Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door by @abreathofsnowandwaffles​

Murtagh finds his way up to Fraser’s Ridge and is greeted by a family of *three* Frasers.

Laying Just Vengeance by @gotham-ruaidh for @imagineclaireandjamie

Imagine Murtagh’s thoughts as he saves Jamie at Culloden

Murtagh and Rebecca’ Fraser by @renee-writer

Murtagh and Rebecca’s courtship and marriage from the Marine universe. A sweet and fluff end to the story.

Murtagh on the Ridge AU by @lenny9987 for @imagineclaireandjamie

If Murtagh survived Culloden and wound up on the Ridge with Jamie and Claire and company.

Now You’re The Outlander by orphan_account

Reader travels back in time from 2016 to 1744 and is found by Claire, Jamie, Murtagh and Fergus. The Reader and Murtagh develop a relationship but it doesn’t start off very well…

Only Hope by @magnoliasinbloom

‘The dank prison cell rustled and heaved slightly with the coughs and snores and groans of its inmates. Jamie tugged the rough blanket tighter around his shoulders, turning to face the heat of the peat fire.’

Other Grandfather Tales by AbbyDebeaupre for @otheroutlandertales

OOT explores the fairy tales and Scottish stories for children Jamie Fraser may have used for Grandfather Tales.

Peace by @bonnie-wee-swordsman

A very, very short moment from Murtagh’s Death at Culloden.

Playing After Bedtime by thatsoccercoach

Faith gets up after bedtime to play with Murtagh.

Reborn by @xlisaleinx

“Ellen?“ he whispered. Her name sounded strange in his ears; he hadn’t uttered it out loud for many a decade, and yet his tongue still remembered the way to form the syllables, calling her picture to him until he could see her as clear as day, as if she was standing right in front of him.

Sir Prize by thatsoccercoach

Murtagh tells a story.

Sit Still by @lenny9987

Brianna wants to paint Murtagh’s portrait but it proves a more difficult task than she anticipated. Part of my Living It Up at Lallybroch AU series.

The Astronaut and the Lepidopterist by thatsoccercoach

Faith has a school project requiring her to find out what her family members wanted to be when they grew up.

The Gorilla Dance by Judybrandtner

Faith and Brianna Fraser have a new obsession and they want to share it with Murtagh.

The Horizon by @lenny9987

Gaps In Canon: The morning of the battle of Culloden finds Murtagh watching the horizon and waiting for Jamie to return from Craigh na Dun.

The Knife by @whiskynottea for @otheroutlandertales

Murtagh Fitzgibbons Fraser is asked to craft a knife and finds love in the new world.

The River Runs Again by @whiskynottea for @otheroutlandertales

After so many years with his life chained to another man’s fate, Murtagh was free again.

The Son He’d Never Have by @akb723  

Anon asked: “I wonder what Murtagh was thinking when he was watching Jamie and Claire the first time saw each other in their wedding finery outside the church and during the vow?”

The Storyteller by @thewhitelady

A collection of shorts, taking place during Jamie’s youth.

The Truth of You by Devildream69

When two people who’ve learnt the hard way what life could do to a person, find each other again- the inevitable happens. The truth of them becomes the only thing that matters.

To Sway a Heart by @lenny9987 for @imagineclaireandjamie

Can you imagine: Jamie’s reaction straight after Claire teases him about kissing Laoghaire, maybe brooding on it by himself or talking about it in a roundabout way with Murtagh? Maybe him deciding to do something about it? 

Two Red Hens by @written-rebellion

An open letter from Murtagh to his dearly departed… (aka the au where everything is okay and nothing went wrong ever)

White Roses of Scotland by behzaintfunny

December, 1754. Ardsmuir prison. James Fraser is constantly surrounded by hundreds of people, yet more alone than ever. There appears to only be a single light in the everlasting darkness, however faint it may be.

Whither Thou Goest by fardareismai for @imagineclaireandjamie

I was wondering I always thought it was sad that Murtagh never got to meet Brianna so maybe you could do a story about Murtagh being alive when Bree came to Fraser’s Ridge