#answering an ask

[talesfromawannabejournalist]

Eve and Lucifer fighting over Adam like two children arguing

Eve and Lucifer are on either side of Adam each with an arm in their own. Eve pulled on an arm towards her baring her teeth at the devil exclaiming,

Eve: He was MY husband first!

Lucifer pulls an arm towards him a bit roughly. His demon form popping out eyes flashing

Lucifer: Well, he's MY husband NOW. Not only that but is also my QUEEN!

Adam: Excuse me if I could just

Eve: Well, I'm the mother of his children!

Adam: uh actually funny you should mention

Lucifer: WELL, HE'S THE MOTHER OF MY CHILDREN!!!

Eve: WHAT!?!?!

[bronzetomatoes]

what if instead of fall out boy they were called freaky out boy

𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 OUT BOY

The pros and cons of 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴ing

Tiffany MEWS

Get RIZZy living or get RIZZy dying

Gay is not a synonym for 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

Sugar, We're Goin Down

HEAD on arrival

[aroace-elgyem]

YOKAI 4 U!!!

LETS GOOOO

Baddinyan is my fav :>

[eemoo1o-kuroo]

found it on pinterest this is so real to me

Sk8 The Infinity: The anime you hyperfixate on that’s actually about a bunch of guys hyperfixating (they’re all overstimulated).

[thetoastedalmonds]

who’s big spoon/little spoon (for the pinned blackmadhi post just to clarify)

S: "well, it depends.."

N: "Both."

[Post The Hidden Medium timeline]

[tethysresort]

Romantic, quirks/hobbies, and childhood for Elrond?

Yay for Elrond! 

♡ - romantic headcanon - Elrond is a romantic at heart.  He could care less about lineage and heirs.  He wants love and passion (and the sort of relationship that he watches develop between Erestor and Glorfindel).  I headcanon that Elrond watches Elros fall in love fast and hard, and waits for it to happen to him.  It does not.  He has a few minor flings with Men and elves of both genders, but slowly stops as he gets older.  Especially when the various Houses of Lindon and surrounding kingdoms are happily throwing random potential mates at him.  They are just irritating, and he isn’t in the slightest attracted to any of them and has less and less in common with any of them. 

That ends, of course, when Celebrían and Galadriel ride into Fort Imladris during the Siege, carrying bales of healing herbs and crop seeds and the latest intelligence.  He is already interested by that.  And then they start talking and discover that they have a LOT of stuff to talk about in common.  Galadriel and Celeborn think its hysterical and adorable.  It just takes them a LONG time to get together after that. 

♦ - quirks/hobbies headcanon - I have written Elrond with having some very specific hobbies!  During the Wrath, concerned that Elros and Elrond were becoming too narrowly focused on the war and spending too much of themselves in healing and fighting (and only that), Gil-galad ordered the two of them to find and cultivate a hobby apiece.  Elros shrugged and learned gardening and planting, even as Beleriand was falling.  Elrond looked at it as a challenge to see what he could get away with and announced that he was making scented things: lotions, soaps, perfumes.  He figured he could just make healing salves and it would count.  Instead he ended up making tailored scented soaps and hand creams for each of his friends, including Gil-galad.  (And Celebrían eventually.)  Gil-galad used his specially scented soap for all the years of the Second Age: either made by Elrond or by his House by Elrond’s recipe.  Elrond never made it again after the Last Alliance, but one of Gil-galad’s first requests of Elrond in Valinor was to make that scent of soap.

Elrond has a lot of tiny quirks.  Some are easily attributed to being raised in Beleriand (never take the same route twice in a row going someplace in the town, always sit where he can see the room).  Some his House speculates are Mannish things or maybe Maiar things.  (In the case of “taste buds can’t handle even slightly spicy” Glorfindel laughs when he hears the discussion because it is a Tuor-Earendil-Elrond thing.  Glorfindel suspects the “hair grows back magically and literally overnight to a length that suits Elrond” is a Maia thing, because he’s never seen a Man or elf do THAT.  It took a few hundred years for Elrond to develop that trait so Erestor isn’t certain if Elros could have done that eventually.  He watches Elros’ descendants but none of them seem to have that quirk either.) 

▼ - childhood headcanon - I modeled Sirion after Monterey Bay National Marine Sanctuary and the other coastal marine reserves along the southern and central California coast.  The town was in a delta with braided streams.  The bluffs with thin crescents of beach are pure Monterey.  The marshes at the edges of town are salt marshes that make up part of the delta. 

Elwing used to take Elros and Elwing up to the tallest of the bluffs within easy walk of Sirion.  Up there on the headland, they would eat a picnic lunch and Elwing would try and ignore the demands of being queen for a while.  They could see Balar on the horizon, and always watched for Earendil’s ship from up there.  In my head canon, this is where she jumps from.  And on the beach to one side of the rocks and water are a group of survivors of the massacre that watch her fall and then fly away.  (Leading to Galdor trying to explain that one to Gil-galad later.) 

Do you want to play too? Here is the original post: https://www.tumblr.com/tethysresort/753952903606239232/headcanon-meme?source=share

[bambimanifests]

is shifting to a horror franchise and not scripting out the murder/death wrong?

i think it is. it is obviously your choice, but…

it can and probably will traumatise you to be apart of a horror franchise and witnessing death.

why wouldn’t you want to script out people you probably will care about im your dr dying?

[skatermusic]

I dont have any questions but I fw your Elliot posts heavy on my god I love seeing Elliot content thank you 🗣‼️‼️

Thank you! He's my favourite Stardew bachelor! I marry him pretty much 98% of the time.

[things-arent-what-they-seem66]

I hope that these rants of Adamsapple aren't annoying you but I have one last thing add to the whole discussion :>

I think that the thing that pisses me off the most is that, in most works with this "forgiving too quick" problem, they knowledge how much Lucifer's actions affected Adam even thousands of years later and SOMEHOW HE IS THE ONE APOLOGIZING FIRST. They show Adam's HEAVY trust issues and how he has a VERY hard time trusting new people BECAUSE OF LUCIFER, WHY IS HE THE ONE APOLOGIZING TO HIM FIRST AND WHY WHEN LUCIFER APOLOGIES IS JUST A "ImMa sO sRrY T^T" BROTHER YOU TRAUMATIZED THIS GUY YOU SAY YOU LOVE TO NO END GET ON YOUR KNEES AT VERY LEAST

Anyway, the two first anon that started this rent, I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH

Grovel at his feet Lucifer!! Hahaha!

But yeah, because Adam is the one considered an asshole he's expected to give the more sincere apologies. Like bro, maybe he wouldn't be that way if you didn't fuck his wives and screw over humanity.

Don't worry it's all good lol

[wormdevourer]

Hello hi I saw your last post about Veritas with a intp-t reader could you please continue on with that as like they get closer because they have a shared hatred for someone again ignore this if you don't want to take this request

of course! thanks so much for the ask, sorry this took a few days, I didn’t have much motivation :(

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Ratio laid awake for hours once he had returned to his room. Why did you have such an affect on him? You made him so angry, but so…intrigued. He didn’t understand it, and there was nothing Ratio hated more than not understanding things.

The next morning, he woke up later than usual, which was very odd for him. Most likely due to the fact that he had laid awake for so long…

After getting ready for the day, he made his way over to the breakfast hall. And that’s when he saw you, sitting by a few of your friends and chatting amiably with them. You looked so peaceful, which irked him further. Why did you get to have peace of mind instead of him?

To his surprise, you noticed him standing there, breakfast-in-hand, staring off at your table. You offered a wave, motioning for him to come over.

He’s never walked over faster.

“Good morning!” He heard you greet him, smiling at him.

“It was, until I saw you.” He mumbled back, taking a bite of his breakfast.

“Eh? You’re the one who came over here…���

“Shut your mouth.”

You grinned and rolled your eyes, before turning to your other friend to talk with them. He felt a strange ache in his chest as he watched you interact with your friends. It was akin to that of jealousy. Jealousy? No way. There was no way he was…jealous. They’re just your friends, after all.

“Hey, Ratio,” your voice interrupted him from his thoughts, “did you end up sleeping last night, or were you too busy thinking of me?~” He wanted to rip that cocky smirk off your face.

“Shut up. Yes, I got sleep. Eventually,” he replied, turning his head away to hide his face for a moment.

You just nudged his shoulder, giggling at him. “Eventually? What time?”

“…at approximately 2:43 in the morning…”

“Ha! You remembered the minutes, too? Aren’t you worried about looking…y’know, pathetic?”

“Pathetic…?” You immediately spotted the hurt in his eyes, and ruffled his hair as you quickly apologized.

“No, no, you aren’t pathetic! If anything…it’s kind of cute~”

Ratio’s cheeks have never been more red at that moment.

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thank you so much for the ask!! <3 I also posted this on my wattpad (@slay_bestie_yass / Worm Devourer) so go check that out if you want! :)

[psirony-darling]

PROSHIPPER IN OM FANDOM HELLOOOOOO (I don't share any f/o w you but I kin. almost all of them lmao)

Nice!! Which are your F/Os?

[talesfromawannabejournalist]

Lucifer sneaks into heaven to see Adam and have sex with him but they get interrupted by Michael

The first man and the king of Hell were in Adam’s living room both naked as Adam sucked on Lucifer’s cock suddenly (knock knock)

Micheal: Adam? Hello? Are you there?

Adam mouth pulls away with a pop from Lucifer’s penis causing the king to groan. He gasped and turned to stare at the door with a horror filled expression

Adam: Micheal! (Gasp) what is gonna think if he finds not only his brother, but the king of Hell of all beings with me like this!?!?

Lucifer looking at him with a lust filled expression while slightly licking his lips

Lucifer: um, lucky guy?

Adam blushes and drags Lucifer away to hide him and get dressed.

[bronzetomatoes]

If mcr came out to say it could be called my woke romance and the song would be called welcome to the woke parade

If my woke romance came out today it would have guitarist Gay Toro and bassist Dykey They. Many such cases!

[tinyrainbowshark]

i was scrolling through the lgbtq community tag and saw your post! i hope you can come out safely!!!

awwww, thank you so much!! Hope you have a wonderful day!! <3

[eclipsewarrior101]

does Evangeline have any other coworkers?

Creator:

Yes she does. She has Payton and Phylicia

Payton O’ Neil is a therapist. He’s sweet and patient. He tries to help the toys. Payton is a short guy with a ponytail and brown eyes. He has a Scottish accent. He’s 31.

Phylicia Rogers is a nurse. She’s a veterinarian. She’s a very sassy African woman who loves to help but if needed she will use her sassy attitude to get stubborn toys to listen to her. She has curly long hair and blue eyes. She is 35.

They are Evangeline’s best friends. They have agreed to help her and keep the secret of the factory

[tethysresort]

∇ - old age/aging headcanon ☠ - angry/violent headcanon ♒ - cooking/food headcanon for Glorf :>

For Glorfindel!  Yay! 

∇ - old age/aging headcanon - Aging isn’t really an elf thing.  But Glorfindel watches the Ages go by without really getting “old”.  He is too flexible for that and too focused on the future to worry too much about the past unless it is PTSD or trauma related.  (Those memories just leap up and bite him every once in a while.)  He does however, train generations of Men and dwarves to join the Guard.  And work with generations of Elros’ descendants.  He hates watching them slowly grow old and die, it seems to happen too fast.  But he still gets attached to them and mourns them as his friends and colleagues. 

He’s going to flip when he reaches the age to start growing a beard.  (Won’t happen in any of my stories, sorry.  I am NOT a facial hair fan.)  And then make stupid jokes about his new beard until Erestor rolls his eyes. 

☠ - angry/violent headcanon - Glorfindel is not, for all that he spends a lot of his life sending people into battle, or leading armies into battle, a violent person.  And he really carries very little anger in his soul - he tends to be philosophical about slights and misfortune pushes him towards grief and depression. 

The exception is for when he feels that Erestor or his bond with Erestor is threatened somehow.  The one time that a soldier suggested that he cheat on Erestor, and didn’t get the polite “no” (and in fact threatened that “something might happen to him”, he beat the soldier down into a bloody pulp and then had him transported to the Healing Hall for Elrond.  Elrond splinted the broken bones, listened to the story, and suggested very carefully that the soldier join the Armies of Lindon or Sail.  But to either way never appear in front of Glorfindel again for his own safety. 

I am also currently working on an Erestor whump story.  Glorfindel does NOT handle Erestor injured well, and teeters on violence as a way of defending him.  (He growls at Elrond, Elrond rolls his eyes and ignores him in favor of checking on Erestor yet again.  Elrond is too used to elves who lived through the Wrath reacting poorly to waking up injured.  And Maedhros used to growl at people when injured too.) 

♒ - cooking/food headcanon - Glorfindel’s favorite childhood desert was a baked flaky bun with sugar and nut filling, drizzled with sugar over the top.  He has a sweet tooth, but not as bad a one as Erestor and his love for chocolate.  He is partial to trying new things and very little fazes him when it comes to being asked to eat something unfamiliar.  If Cook were trying to coax him to eat, he would produce a whole sampler platter of different familiar and unfamiliar foods and trust that the novelty of the variety would get Glorfindel to eat it as “two bites of each”. 

He can cook basic food just fine in a regular kitchen or on a campfire - flat breads, soups, stews, fried things…  It’s just not a passion or particular interest of his.  And if it comes out badly, as long as it won’t actually poison him, he’ll still eat it (burnt the bread ect).  He remembers the Ice too well to waste food.  With Erestor’s memories of Beleriand, the two together are very anti food waste.