#scorpions for suna

[hellcifrogs]

YEAAAH FROGS OF KONOHA

Also, they woulf stop their training to look at a frog that entered the court, they make Lee take a pic with the frog because they look similar

[leahrintarou]

🝮︎︎︎︎︎︎︎ 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐄𝐑 27 🝮︎︎︎︎︎︎︎ (pt.2)

pt.1 of this chapter: click here

NSFW !!

"you would know what gets me off, wouldn't you?"

another shove to his chest, but suna's expression held a bit more seriousness this time. "i actually don't." she shook her head, glancing at her hands on his chest and then back to his green hued irises. "do you wanna find out?"

she didn't reply, so suna leaned in closer to her face, a thin space separating contact. "do you, sweetheart?"

she breathed against his lips and instead of pulling away, she leaned in closer, closing the gap. it was almost like a switch flipped for suna when he released his grip from around y/n's wrist and instead placed it onto her nape. her skin was warmer against his cooler digits, and a shiver coursed down her spine. his tongue lapped against y/n's, and she sighed into his mouth when his hand ran down her shoulder and to her waist.

suna pulled her against himself before pushing himself off of the wall. using his leg, he gently tapped his foot against the door to shut it before doing a quick motion to seat y/n back down onto his bed. she pulled back, now eye to eye with his waist, and as her eyes trailed down just a bit, she saw that he was clearly aroused.

she had a feeling he was more vulnerable on this night, specifically due to how he avoided any unnecessary touching between them both. he was also extra fidgety on the ride home, constantly adjusting his seating position on his motorcycle, and now y/n was understanding why. "remember when you wanted to repay me for last time?"

she gave him a squint, analyzing what he was trying to get at. it was obvious, but she couldn’t help but want to hear him say it himself. "not really. help me remember." she shrugged. suna hid a small smirk, definitely feeding into y/n's 'act' of stubbornness. he reached for her hand before placing her palm against his evident erection.

she looked up at him, and suna only leaned down before placing a kiss to her lips. he then placed one on her jaw and one more below her ear lobe. his soft lips hovered next to her ear before he whispered a small "remember now?"

he leaned away, and the two held eye contact until y/n's finger trailed to his belt, skillfully undoing it. suna glanced down at himself before looking at y/n with a raised eyebrow. she nodded, realizing that he was wordlessly making sure that this was something that she was okay with doing as well. he hummed to himself, and when his belt finally came loose, his pants drooped down just a bit. revealing the scorpions on either side of his v-line.

she admired the ink, and suna flinched when her cooler fingers made contact with the area just beneath the waistband of his briefs. "you could've warned me." he mumbled, noticing the small smile on her lips at his reaction. she may or may not have done that on purpose, and the nonchalant shrug she gave him only confirmed which of those were true.

suna's room was dim, and the lighting from his half open window gave her just enough illumination to reveal his hard on that practically strained against the last layer of clothing. "sweetheart, i really do care about enjoying the moment, but if you don't touch me right now, i might actually lose my mind."

"fine, fine." she couldn't help but let out a small laugh at his impatience before finally pulling down his briefs. trying not to overthink too hard about what she was doing, she looked up at suna, who was distracted by her gripping his length. she gave it an experimental squeeze, and he let out a groan before glancing at y/n. giving him a couple jerks, y/n parted her lips before placing a small lick against the underside of his sensitive head.

suna let out a strained moan when she took him in just partially, making him lean his head back. he mindlessly reached in front of himself, placing a palm to her nape to aid her in taking in more of his member. a breathy "fuck" left his lips when y/n groaned around him.

he panted heavily when she removed herself before engulfing him once again and using her free hand to grip the base of his member. "keep doing that, sweetheart." suna breathed, his grip on her nape loosening when he almost felt too weak to simply keep himself standing. he let out a strained moan of her name when she slightly quickened her pace.

y/n's eyes pricked with tears when she pushed herself to take in just a bit more of his length. on any other day, she'd felt as if she was at her limit, but the sounds suna made drove her further. it was the first time she'd ever heard such sounds come from him and to say that they were beautiful was an understatement. his voice was rasped and strained afterall.

suna looked down at y/n and she took a glance up at him to see his flushed features. he used his hand to grip the wrist of her hand that was securely pressed against the scorpion tattoos on his hip. suna's breathing became heavier and a raspy moan left his lips before he spoke lowly.

"I'm close, sweetheart." he huffed. she let out a hum around him and his hand shivered against her own. suna let out a low swear and tapped at y/n's nape for her to pull away, but she didn't. suna tried to pull himself back but y/n hummed a sound of disapprovement.

suna's abdomen tensed and his breath hitched in his throat as he finally let himself feel release. "fuck, fuck..". y/n shut her eyes tightly as suna's warm arousal could be tasted on her tongue. she kept her lips wrapped around him until he was finished and when she pulled away, she looked up at suna with pursed lips. he panted heavily at the sight and before he could tell her to go to the bathroom, she looked away, wiping her lips with the back of her hand and swallowing his arousal.

"no way..." his eyes widened. y/n glanced at suna and she quickly broke eye contact with him, reality setting in and suddenly making her feel self conscience. "that was a one time thing, suna. next time im not swallowing."

"there's gonna be a next time?" he smiled, chest still heaving as he pulled his briefs back up and discarded his pants. he removed his shirt before leaning down to place a kiss to y/n's lips. "thanks, sweetheart." he mumbled. using a thumb to wipe away at the corner of her lips. "you better hope that you didn't wake yama."

"i'll go check on her." he stood up properly before carefully opening his door and closing it behind himself. y/n placed her face into her palms before wiping stray tears from her eyes due to the strain earlier. she hated how there was suddenly a suna shaped void that was felt within her being. y/n was exhausted after such a long day and she couldn't help but lay back onto suna's bed. it was more comfortable than her own and getting up right now felt like the hardest task.

the sound of the door creaked and y/n couldn't bother to sit up. "did you exhaust yourself, sweetheart?" suna questioned, a small teasing tone could be heard in his voice. y/n groaned and turned away from him, but suna could be heard next to her shuffling in his closet. after a few seconds, a weight of clothing was placed next to her head before suna spoke.

"change into these, beautiful. i promise that you can sleep after."

y/n wanted to since she wasn't in any clothing that could be classified as sleepwear. suna's hand reached under the hem of her shirt as he gently massaged her skin. y/n sighed at the feeling of comfort and suna let out a soft chuckle. "you mind if i take these off?" his other hand hooked into the hem of her bottoms. she lazily shook her head and suna began removing her clothing and neatly putting them aside.

he pulled a t shirt over her head and threaded her arms through the sleeves. lastly, suna pulled some sweat shorts onto her legs. he placed a pillow under her head feeling too bad to wake her up and properly adjusting her position on his bed and he followed that with a warm blanket. "im gonna shower now." he mumbled mostly to himself since y/n was practically asleep already.

he was surprised when he heard her voice speak and even more surprised at what she said. "are you coming back?" she asked, voice barely audibly. "i was planning on sleeping on the couch." he answered, stuck in place as he conversed with y/n. "why?"

"to give you some space." he shrugged.

"i don't think now's the time to be worrying about space, suna." her vision was blurry when she forced her eyes open to see suna's toned frame in nothing but his briefs. more of his tattoos were revealed but she couldn’t make them out at the moment. "fair point. do you want me to stay?"

she shrugged before placing her face directly into the pillow.

"do what you want."

and with that, suna knew exactly where he was sleeping tonight.

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[eevee-d]

Akatsuki (ability) Headcanons

Kakuzu hates it when his hearts beat out of sync.

Hidan's regeneration has priorities. Vital organs heal faster than anything else. His eyes and his tongue also heal faster.

Kisame damn all hell when he was sent on a mission to Suna, too hot too dry...

Itachi caws to his crows on private for no reason.

Deidara has accidentally slapped his hand on top someone's mouth to shut them up- but it's accidentally kissing.

When he was a kid, Sasori drew himself with a scorpion tail.

Someone once told Konan her paper was too color-less and actually thought of making it blue-ish colored paper.

Nagato wanted to attend the Akatsuki new year celebration himself not through Pain.

[theonekrafter]

hello! i love all your writing so much - your characters are super unique and refreshing, i was so excited when i saw your new naruto si/oc. do you have any fic recs (any fandom)?

TY!! i dont really make rec lists often but here's some now!

(sidenote, i keep almost ALL of my bookmarks public on ao3, so if you ever want to see what i'm reading you can probably find it there)

I'll just stick to naruto recs for now!

Naruto

Stretch, Fold, Expand by SenjuMizusaya

Kazue has not always been Kazue, but this does not make her less of a Nara, or less of a kunoichi, or less of a sister. Only less gullible. (Semi-SI into the Narutoverse.)

self insert into shikamaru's sister. there's only three chapters right now, but the clan political intrigue is super promising, as well as addressing a lot of canonical sexism.

Fallow Fields by zarinthel

For every rising star that the shinobi world produces, a hundred other geniuses are chewed up and spit out. Seiko crawls out of that grinder, only to find that she still has the rest of her life to face head on.

another si that is named seiko. completely embarrassed that i used the name as well without realizing, especially since this fic is so excellent and i would hate to cramp on the author's style.

a fic that is more focused on a slice of life story than an endless power grind, though the si does get a chance to be badass and awesome.

Glass Marionette by Haunted_Frost

It takes time to process the memories, but by the time Kankuro becomes a student at the Sunagakure Academy, he's certain he knows: he's in the Naruto universe, a village away, and he's standing next to a ticking time bomb at all times. One that he has an unfortunate urge to hug and tuck in for bed. Well, at least he gets to indulge in his inner theater kid with the whole puppet thing. That's a bonus. If he can just manage to wait out the worst of it, he might even become strong enough to make a difference in the upcoming war.

si into kankuro methodically destroys canon and makes a happy ending for people in under 100k words. marvelous, gay, and it's suna centric.

If 3 Reincarnated Ninja Were Fighting a Moon Goddess and One of Them Got Killed With a Rock, Would That Be Fucked Up Or What by mordox

Three random idiots were transmigrated into bodies of Konoha toddlers during the kyuubi attack. Each thinking they’re the only one who remembers a past life, they each try to hide it. Coincidentally, they are all assigned to Hatake Kakashi’s genin team since they were only average academy students and don’t have parents to complain about their children being failed via bell test, which happened with the last three teams he was assigned. What follows is three fools trying to hide their knowledge from each other and their jounin-sensei while desperately trying to reach chunin fast enough that Kakashi can teach the actual team seven, and a jounin-sensei who is very confused by his three genin but has so few (read: zero) points of reference for normal twelve year olds raised during peacetime that he can’t tell if they’re weird or not.

fucking hilarious. i'm not usually into multi-inserts but oh my GOD these three are disasters, and kakashi is just so confused. a series of assumptions from all three PLUS kakashi convincing them all that they're Normal.

"i sure hope no one realizes i just used the acronym PTSD, as in the english letters in the middle of my japanese sentence." "oh, i didn't know PTSD was a term in naruto. wow."

it's like watching a train wreck in slow motion. you can't look away.

The Scorpion and the Frog by zarinthel

Maybe the fate of Uchiha Itachi and the Uchiha Clan could have been changed if Itachi had just had one more family member he could trust -- someone as powerful, invested in Konoha, and devoted to the clan as him. Someone with a little extra knowledge up her sleeve. Unfortunately for Itachi, the Uchiha's abysmal luck with siblings has given him… Kaeru.

another zarinthel fic bc they are a super skilled and i appreciate them. completed fic. a genuinely good subversion of usual si tropes while still making the si op and kick ass. she's just uh. a little mentally ill about it. the entire time. and we love that for her.

THAT'S ALL FOR NOW! i hope you enjoy these!

[dayeongi]

┍━━━━╝✹╚━━━━┑ SETTING SUN ┕━━━━╗✹╔━━━━┙ Masterpost

NEXT: ✹ DAWN ✹

TUMBLR TAG

SUMMARY: Temari had bigger fish to fry than most girls her age did; for example, surely most girls didn't have to figure out who was behind her father's assassination, go into protection under a fake identity, make sure Kankurō stayed alive, and keep Gaara from murdering anyone that slightly inconvenienced him. To top it off, she had to deal with her contact's annoying and whiny little shit of a shogi-playing Konoha Gakuen student mentee figure. Nara Shikamaru's problems were varied and many. To start with, despite having a fireproof success path already laid out for him, as the 16th generation of the Yamanaka Agricultural Services, Nara Pharmaceutical, and Akimichi Superfoods alliance, not knowing exactly what he wanted to achieve besides not burning the building down, his mother and Ino's nagging, Uzumaki Naruto always dragging him into his business, and Ino's attempt at matchmaking. The newest one, however, was Asuma's new employee. There was just something terrifying yet entirely too-enticing about the way she smiled.

Word Count: 76165

CHAPTER SUMMARY:

Chapter 1: UNFLINCHING

Summary: Rasa, the King, is assassinated. Temari and Gaara escape with the help of an unlikely ally.

Word Count: 4838

Chapter 2: TROUBLESOME

Summary: Shikamaru has a troublesome life full of troublesome people.

Word Count: 4116

Chapter 3: RED

Summary: Gaara is Gaara. Shikamaru meets the new student's older sister.

Word Count: 4774

Chapter 4: THE DESERT GIVES AND THE DESERT TAKES

Summary: Kankurō carries out Rasa's funeral. Kankurō deals with the council of lords. Gaara reminisces as Temari tries to learn more about the status in Suna.

Word Count: 4431

Chapter 5: SHOGI AND GOSSIP

Summary: Temari argues with Shikamaru. Naruto Narutoes. Shikamaru resists Ino's attempt to play matchmaker, and he gets along better with Temari. He believes "Kurumi" has a crush on the prince of Suna.

Word Count: 4655

Chapter 6: SCORPION WOMAN

Summary: Temari discusses Shikamaru with Asuma. Shikamaru observes her. Temari calls him disappointing. Kankurō argues with lady Chiyo and Ebizō.

Word Count: 4735

Chapter 7: PRYING

Summary: Kankurō discusses their plans and the investigation with Baki. Lord Tōjūrō harasses Kankurō. Temari thinks about her family. Shikamaru and Temari get to know each other better. Shikamaru avoids his mom. Gaara has a panic attack.

Word Count: 5177

Chapter 8: OF MEN

Summary: Kankurō meets Lord Tōjūrō's suggestion as his assistant.

Word Count: 3551

Chapter 9: OF WOMEN

Summary: Kankurō does cool spy leader stuff, Shikamaru gets a reckoning, and Temari is generous. (What is this world coming to?)

Word Count: 4331

Chapter 10: FRICTION, GRAVITY

Summary: Shikamaru and Temari enjoy the summer festival. Gaara loses it.

Word Count: 4593

Chapter 11: LOVE OF ALL KINDS

Summary: We finally learned what happened to Gaara. Shikamaru and Temari move forward? Kankurō struggles under the weight of duty.

Word Count: 5508

Chapter 12: TRAPS AND WARNINGS

Summary: Gaara is trying to cope with confusing feelings. Temari goes up the mountains. Kankurō faces what he had expected to face.

Word Count: 5196

Chapter 13: SELF-DECEIT PT 1

Summary: An attempt on Kankurō's life brings Temari and Gaara into hiding. Shikaku meets with Temari and asks her to do something for Shikamaru's sake. Shikamaru is confused by a change in Temari's attitude.

Word Count: 3735

Chapter 14: SELF-DECEIPT PT 2

Summary: Shikamaru makes one last ditch effort by trying to make Temari jealous. It doesn't work, so he ends up doing something he will regret. Gaara is making efforts to get along and make amends. Kankurō and Baki have a conversation that leaves Kankurō discomposed.

Word Count: 3377

Chapter 15: CORRODED

Summary: Kankurō and Salamander have a conversation about the crown. Gaara visits Sasuke in the hospital and sticks his entire leg in his mouth. His medication is not working. Lady Anzu's arrest brings more things to light. Temari is dealing with a lot.

Word Count: 4446

Chapter 16: DEATH UNLEASHED

Summary: Gaara's medication has strange side effects and he gets no reassurance from his psychiatrist. Somehow, Temari and Gaara become closer. Kankurō meets with Hakuto Hōki. Things unravel for Temari and Gaara as they return from his psychiatrist's office and someone is after their lives. Shikamaru is in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Word Count: 4684

Chapter 17: REGRET AND REPENTANCE

Summary: Shikamaru gets no meaningful answers from Asuma. Temari, Gaara, and Kankurō reunite.

Word Count: 3937

[ariesgamesandminis]

Restocks are up from Iron Wind Metals for BattleTech!

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[reddawnmultimuse]

He's just going to be hiding and skulking around since he kind of doesn't want to greet them with a happy birthday. So he'll leave at least 2 bottles of scorpion venom and the large bottle of antivenom for it that he managed to acquire during his spying days. It even has a greeting card with a happy smile on it. What is unique about this scorpion venom is that it's not from Suna but from one of the islands from Kiri. And it causes excruciating muscle paralysis and on rare cases deadly heart attacks and strokes.

(Happy Birthday Sasori! )

Sasori didn't get back to his workshop until later that day and was pleasantly surprised by the bottles of exotic scorpion venom. While the card wasn't signed, it was obvious who it was from since only two other people had entrance to his studio, one of which only did out of boredom. It wasn't that person either since the poison was so specialized. As if, from a person with medical knowledge.

Taking the poison, he put it away in storage, excited for an opportunity to use it. Maybe next time the brat got a little too irksome--or for shits and giggles.

[bass-treble2answer]

Axl to the FC kids: before I became a maverick hunter, I was a mercenary who worked for a vigilante group called Red Alert. At first, they just target mavericks, but the group was corrupted by Sigma and they started targeting innocent reploids. So when I deserted, my old boss sent that gigantic scorpion to persecute me. During my escape I met zero who helped me defeat him, but I was arrested for my connection to Red Alert. To make this story short, I helped the maverick hunters to defeat my former comrades and defeat Sigma. Now i work for them

Aki: ……..

Suna: …..

Mega Mini: …. Wow…. Just wow.

Aki: I-I don’t even know how to respond to that.

[muqingseyeroll]

i feel like i should make a post saying what my blog is about. i mostly use tumblr on mobile (i know), and mostly i just kinda use it casually, lurking around, and saving/rbing stuff that i like. so don’t expect too much organization or original content here. but the stuff i do make myself, i tag with #made by suna.

i’m (currently) into danmei/bl, which this blog is mostly dedicated to. but again i am a disorganized mess so i will probably like and rb other stuff on here too.

if you know any good gl media set in ancient asia, please please please let me know because i am desperate for it but cannot find it anywhere :C

i consume most danmei in chinese since i grew up in china and am a native speaker, so sometimes i may be confused about the english names of places/things/people’s titles in these works. please be gentle ^_^

if you scroll down far enough you can find random stuff i rb’d before i really knew how tumblr worked and before i got into danmei so you can just ignore them :’)

under the cut: what i’ve watched/read, what’s next on my list, and my sloppy tagging system. i might update it whenever, or not. we’ll see c:

here is the list of things i’ve read/watched/am into:

mo dao zu shi / grandmaster of demonic cultivation by mxtx

i’ve watched chen qing ling / the untamed (live action adaptation)

i’ve read the book

i’ve watched the q animation

i’m a few eps into the animated adaptation but i need a subscription to continue so i put it on pause for now

have not listened to the audio dramas

my ships:

lan wangji/wei wuxian, lan xichen/jin guangyao

my no-no ships:

jiang cheng/wei wuxian, jiang cheng/wen qing, wei wuxian/wen qing

ships that i don’t feel too much about either way:

jiang cheng/nie huaisang, 3zun

any of the junior ships (they’re all so cute together, any pair would work well tbh lmao)

tian ya ke / faraway wanderers by priest

i’ve watched shan he ling / word of honor (live action adaptation)

have not watched the shl concert

have not read the book

started a little bit on the prequel book qi ye / lord seventh

my ships:

wen kexing/zhou zishu, ye baiyi/rong changqing, cao weining/gu xiang, jing beiyuan/wuxi (basically all the canon ships)

du pusa/qiao luohan (the two ladies out of the four scorpion assassins)

luo fumeng/liu qianqiao (tragicomic ghost/beauty ghost)

my no-no ships:

ye baiyi/wen kexing (seriously who came up with this? no judgment to people who enjoy it but personally it’s really not for me lmao)

ships that i feel neutral about:

hanwenzhou

tian guan ci fu / heaven official’s blessing by mxtx

i’ve watched season 1 of the animated adaptation

i’m looking forward to the live action adaptation!! (hopefully airing in 2023) i’m not sure what name it’s going by yet

i’ve just started on the book

and a long time ago i’ve watched nirvana in fire / lang ya bang, which is not bl but is still a great period drama. 10/10 recommend

on my list next, in no particular order, are the following:

svsss

2ha

sha po lang

qiang jin jiu

love between fairy and devil (bg, not bl)

kinnporsche (thai, not chinese)

hannibal (also not chinese)

feel free to send recommendations my way!!

i have an awful tagging system, but basically:

#woh -- word of honor/tian ya ke stuff

#wenzhou -- wen kexing/zhou zishu

#woh gifs, #woh fanfic, #woh fanart, #woh fan comic

#mdzs -- mo dao zu shi/chen qing ling stuff

#wangxian -- lan wangji/wei wuxian

#mdzs fanfic, #mdzs fanart, #mdzs fan comic

#tgcf -- tian guan ci fu stuff

#hualian -- hua cheng/xie lian

character tags: #wen kexing, #zhou zishu, #wei wuxian, #lan wangji, etc

my stuff: #made by suna

[princesshaitani]

unpopular opinion: Chiyo is grumpy, old, mean bitch, I hate her

[narutomoodboards]

🦂 A k a s u n a  n o  S a s o r i 🦂

This is my firts request, I’m so excited!!!! Big thanks to haveanicedaymyself for requesting him!!! Hope you like it.  ❤

[yzy-sunagakure]

If Temari’s gonna cook, then I really hope that she makes Suna cuisine for Shikadai

and when Boruto and Co. visit Suna they’re all weirded out by the food and Shikadai will just be like “eh, kaa-chan makes these crispier” as he eats a fucking deep fried scorpion or something

[betbeton]

✃ Stop! Do Not Pass Go!

Various HQ Men Odd Habits

Cut Added due to Length

·GN Reader·

·A/N - something small before I buckle down and work on longer posts·

TR Version

・❥・ Masterlist

⪧ Tendou Satori

Speaks in an American accent when abroad despite being terrible at verbal English

It was almost comical the voice spouting from your boyfriend towards the poor person taking your order. Really the American accent was spot on, but him not being anywhere near fluent in speaking English really seemed to be throwing the poor person for a loop.

After all if someone posted up with a southern twang to their voice you would expect fluent, maybe with some regional dialect differences, English. Sadly though your goblin of a partner was not the big ten gallon hat wearing cowboy he was pretending to be. And the cherry on top came when he shrieked at a poor scorpion that crawled past his foot under the outdoor table.

"Ah a spider lobster!"

All you could do to avoid the peering eyes of the other customers was sink down into your chair and put a hand over your face as embarrassment flooded your veins. Though you wouldn't trade him for the world after all he is weird, but he's your adorable weirdo.

⪧ Miya Atsumu

Pretends to beat you up by fake punching the air around you and fake choking you out, only does this in the presence of friends or family

There was something morbidly hilarious as you stood straight faced in your living room as your husband pretended to beat you up. Throwing fake punches and even gently locking his arm loosely around your neck as he faked choking you out. Goofy grin never leaving his face as you stared straight into Suna's camera like you were on some terrible television show. As he kept going he had somewhere along the line between fake tackling you and pretending to punch your gut started making sounds with his mouth ... like a goofy toddler. Through the cackles of your friends and the dramatic noises your husband made you had decided to get revenge. Revenge was a strong word, you were just feeding into his dorky actions. Moving away from Atsumu you hoisted yourself onto the couch standing beside a terrified Aran who had previously been lounging on the plush cushion. Squatting as you called out to your husband, the moment his bottle blonde head whipped around to you was the moment you struck. Launching yourself at him like a horror movie monster latching onto his body as he stumbled to avoid falling over with you in his arms as you two pretended to beat the heck out of each other.

Even if people outside your circles didn't understand your weird relationship it was something to envy how you two fit together perfectly, even in odd situations like this.

⪧ Miya Osamu

Makes noises when he shares food by feeding it to you

Thankfully your partner never did this outside of your cute little home cooking dates, but it was starting to get close to occuring outside of the safety of your home. Really couldn't he have waited for the front door to close after his brother left before taking a scoop of his cake and making a small brrr noise as he brought it to your lips asking for you to try it. Your whole body burned with embarrassment when a cackle echoed behind you two the moment you cooed back at Osamu and took the bite into your mouth. You wished you could have savoured the taste of the delicious fudge cake you two had just received, but no your goblin of a brother-in-law had to enter you home again and witness this intimate moment. Tugging the spoon from your now irritated partner's hands you turned and swiftly threw it at Atsumu the little piece of metal hitting his chest as he kept on cackling. Though once he started imitating Osamu's deep voice cooing at you was when you turned to tackle the menace. Osamu could only watch with a fond smile at the scene, you truly fit into their odd family well.

[opens-up-4-nobody]

Naruto shippuden things that made me lose my mind (ep 388-413):

I did not realize thst gaara was explicitly sent to the chunin exams so that he would explode and destroy konoha. Jesus.

And in the course of a single episode they made hanabi a more interesting character than hinata

Tits out madara ftw 💃

Madara: I will drain the sage energy from hashirama and absorb it in my face titty

Why does madara stand like that 🤣

Madara throwing a spear through Tobirama's head almost made me choke on an orange

Obito: I won't have much to say to rin on the other side (no u won't. Fuck u.)

Neji, stop fantasizing abt naruto ur taking a ninja exam

Apparently there's a time of year in Suna where giant scorpions prowl the desert at night bc the naruto land is a hellscape

OK Kiba's naruto obsession is somehow the weirdest of all other characters bc it feels inironically delusional

I like how team kurinai has 2 characters that should be over powered (and then there's kiba) but they still suck so bad at fighting

Tenten: I'd like to prefect my own special jutsu like lee and neji. Gai: why? We do so well with u as our support (I'm gonna kill every jounin in konoha)

Glowsticks exist in the naruto universe apparently. Nice.

After all we've been thru the chunin exams truely feel like meaningless arbitrary bullshit

Tenten: have I really gotten stronger since the last chunin exam? Gai: ...well, u should have... tho we can't really see it (hey, gai, can u fucking stop???)

I love that the outtro starts with madara standing around looking cool. I love him.

Gaara: I know there was a lot of opposition to my becoming kazekage (yea, that's what happens when u try to elect a child with a massive body count of ppl within the village he's being elected to lead? Whose idea was that?)

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[messier-47]

i hope you know that my every waking moment since you posted the first banished tobirama concept post has been spent thinking about him and his bamboo hat. i cannot stop thinking about him. he is taking this small country by storm and nobody saw it coming. i would die for him. i am never going to stop thinking about him

Delighted the you enjoy the concept!

Ready for the next part? :)))

Tobirama has since taken the economic control of a Minor Country without any intention of actually earning or stealing the title of Lord or even the seat of the Daimyo.

He starts spreading his influence. Minor Countries are all crammed together at the borders of Major Countries and I don't think that they're well off enough to refuse his business. Soon, Rain and Grass have their own breweries, little villages begin to form just like in Tobirama's Minor Country (for now let's say River). It becomes so much of a process that those closest to Lord Tobirama start giving it Stages for organization purposes.

He starts being acknowledged as a business tycoon. Starts dabbling in other trade cause even though his main business is alcohol, he's created a network of villages from one Minor Country to another. He unintentionally (or intentionally) created a trade route that he controls. So why not start hiring local shinobi to protect the trade routes so that it can become an established route. Luxury items coming out of Wind and Earth have to pass through his trade route to get to Fire and Kumo and vice versa.

The business tycoons of Fire, Wind, and Earth start to really notice him and try to strike deals. Tobirama is more than willing to negotiate.

Maybe this is how he earns a new moniker. The White Demon/Ghost is a Shinobi moniker and Tobirama has been...inactive as of late. When he meets with the Scorpion of Wind, Adder of Suna, and Spider of Fire, Tobirama earns the moniker of the White Fox because like a fox, he 'stole' an opportunity the Scorpion, Adder, and Spider didn't see and sits smug and proud of his road

Of course, to civilians he is still Lord Tobirama, especially since his business is so legal that no one would dare breathe a word of suspiscion that the White Fox is dabbling with the criminal underworld.

He is. Humans are tempted by: drugs, alcohol, sex, and weapons. Tobirama carved a niche into the liquor trade and dabbles in others. The White Fox becomes a moniker worth respecting because of his clean dealings, tightly legal business, the swiftness his influence grew, and connections with the darker underworld.

So when Konoha is barely on it's feet, an infant shinobi village under the control of one Senju Hashirama and one Uchiha Madara (with Izuna by his side), they look for a merchant Lord who could give them a good deal without running the risk of having to deal with the Spider.

The White Fox answers agreeably.

And when Tobirama appears, wealthy beyond measure (wearing a bamboo hat of course), Lord of SEVERAL Minor Countries, and the one the Senju and Uchiha HAVE to rely upon for goods and services that could support a shinobi village of multiple clans...

Can you imagine their shock? ;)))