"THIS THING DOESN'T WANT TO SHOW ITSELF, IT WANTS TO HIDE INSIDE AN IMITATION. IT'LL FIGHT IF IT HAS TO..."
PIC(S) INFO: Spotlight on promo shots for the two action figures from the now acclaimed 1982 sci-fi/horror movie "The Thing," both unleashed by McFarlane Toys in the fall of 2000, starting with "The Thing: Norris Creature & Spider."
BRAND: Movie Maniacs
GENRE: Movies & TV
PRODUCT TYPE: Action Figure
SERIES: Movie Maniacs Series 3
OVERVIEW: "Based on John Carpenter’s 1982 remake of the 1951 sci-fi/horror classic, "The Thing." Since the alien creature had no real form (it took the shape of whatever creature it consumed), McFarlane Toys created two separate figures, packaged individually. The second is the Norris monster that bursts from a dead character’s chest and is summarily burned to a crisp in the movie. This figure is packaged with a multi-legged, disembodied head creature from the movie."
PIC #2: Spotlight on "The Thing: Blair Monster" 6 inch action figure by McFarlane Toys, part of Movie Maniacs Series 3, released in September 2000.
OVERVIEW: "Based on John Carpenter’s 1982 remake of the 1951 sci-fi/horror classic, The Thing. Since the alien creature had no real form (it took the shape of whatever creature it consumed), McFarlane Toys created two separate figures, packaged individually. The first is the Blair monster, the main creature at the end of the film."
Star Team from 1977 by Archie Goodwin and Dave Cockrum. I had the toys and it came with this little comic book. Along with Battlestar Galactica, it was the first series of toys to try and cash in on the Star Wars sci-fi merchandise craze.
“S-should we give her our eggs?” the nice alien mutters, his voice strained as his thrusting grows erratic.
The words are fuzzy, difficult to hear as your orgasm blurs your vision. Your head lolls, gazing at the canopy above as golden light trickles through the dense leaves.
“There is no point,” the mean one grunts. “She cannot host our clutch.”
You are floating, your mind and body numb as your alien captors continue to use you for their pleasure.
“But it will feel good. I want to fill her. I want her to be ours.”
“Then she will be.”
You are moving as one, gliding through the air like a cloud, until your back meets the hard ground. Your cunt is filled with two writhing tentacles, swirling in until they can’t anymore. You’re nothing more than a babbling mess, one that’s about to be filled.
“You sound so pretty, sweet human. You take us so well, and now we will give you our clutches.”
Mondo has a They Live 1:6 scale Nada figure up for pre-order for $250 until Monday, September 9, at 1pm ET. Designed by David Stephan and sculpted by Pichet Pitsuwan, it's expected to ship in January.
The 12" toy comes with two heads (human and alien), six hands, police belt with holster, black revolver, silver revolver, rifle, baton, walkie talkie with holder, sunglasses, reality glasses, gum pack, and display stand.
Mobile form, interior, and exterior hull blueprints
The Argonaut is not only outfitted with the latest in ergonomic living and basic research, but also state-of-the-art artificial intelligence able to guide or advise its pilot on short term expeditions.
Its highly durable exterior hull allows traversal through even the most difficult terrain, under or above land while providing upmost safety on the deepest of dives. Meanwhile, interior systems features a gyroscopic complex which allows for multidimensional steering without any fear of motion sickness or disorientation. Worst comes to worst, though “Argos” is also your capable copilot.
"FROM THAT CLASSIC SCIENCE FICTION FILMS COMES THIS MENACING ALIEN CREATION..."
PIC(S) INFO: Spotlight on box art for GORT Metal Collectible Figure (made by Rocket USA Inc., c. 2000). Straight out of the classic sci-fi film "The Day The Earth Stood Still" (1951), the alien robot Gort is ready to cause mayhem! Figure measures approximately 5" tall.
"...On a distant planet, in another galaxy, it was conceived. Designed by the people of that planet as a keeper of the law. A galactic policeman.
As our exploration of space and technology advanced, we became a threat to the law. It was sent from that far planet to our Earth as a warning. We were told the law is to co-exist in peace on our own planet and with others in our universe. Obey our law or suffer the consequences.
With enough power to destroy a planet, it is ready to enforce the law! It is called... GORT."
-- ROCKET USA INC. (American tin toys & die cast figures manufacturer)
Your alien captors fill you with their tentacles, your mind and body numb as your eyelids flutter shut.
Liquid spurts into you, and then something bulbous, passing through your entrance and into your womb.
You cry out, your body wanting to reject the foreign sensation inside you as another egg squeezes into you. You reach for their tentacles, needing them out, but one wraps around your neck, bliss returning in an instant.
A wave of heat washes over you as another egg passes into you. It is overwhelming, but you are safe, you are cared for, you will survive.
“Not too many. I do not wish to harm her.”
You let out a low moan, matching the moans of the aliens hovering over you. The fullness of the tentacles and the clutch of eggs stimulates you from the inside and you feel your body tensing, ready for release once more.
“Look how beautiful she is, her belly full with our brood.”
“So beautiful. The perfect human slut to fill and fuck.”
I love mst3k and I wish there was more merch of these two. I actually really like these pops cause they don’t have the black soulless eyes and look really accurate, but they’re expensive : (