#school shenanigans
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ch0cocrave · 1 month ago
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I remember this specific time on Friday school [ our school normally doesn't have school on Fridays but you come if you have work to do and all that ] and I got distracted looking at the ab wiki at school, and the teacher noticed this and she said "get off battle wiki" cause she saw it through go-guardian [ I FUCKING HATE IT SM ] and now its kinda became a joke with me and my friends, like whenever i'm on my chromebook on anything rlly, they say " GET OFF BATTLE WIKI" and I find it hilarious XD
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flickeringflame216 · 1 year ago
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concept: a streamer who's like "come watch me create an entire masterpiece within three hours" and the link adds you as viewer on a google doc where they're writing a paper they procrastinated
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solidwater05 · 1 year ago
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They made us play green light red light and I got stuck in a very uncomfortable and lowkey painful position, and the teacher spontaneously disqualified me even though I was completely still, so I took the chance to stand normally, and THEN she said I moved for real [PT: and then she said I moved for real. /End PT]. Piece of shit
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thenegoteator · 4 months ago
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This thesis is going very badly and I am being so brave about it
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wetwareproblem · 10 months ago
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Tempted to add to the "most fucked up thing that happened to you in school" thread, but honestly don't know what qualifies as most:
The time they thought I was a school shooter;
The time they deliberately made me miss my bus and eventually called the cops because I wouldn't let them steal from me;
Or the time I got expelled over a Batman joke.
Followers?
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unicornsaures · 11 months ago
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plutotimeslot · 1 year ago
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forensic science class shenanigans
In Junior Year (3rd) of High School I took a forensic science class. Normally classes had around 30 kids, but this was a new class at the school so there was only 15 weirdos in this one.
Loved the class, loved the teacher, learned a lot. Here's what happened.
Found out how absolute shit human memory is
Found out what bugs will eat me when I die
CUE existential crisis
Talked A LOT about geometry and what blood spatters can tell you
Talked about how if you purposely use your nondominant hand to kill someone, you can tell they are using the wrong hand. (with blood spatter patterns)
Laughed about criminals' stupidity
Laughed about police's stupidity
Put fiber and our own hair under a microscope
Was able to (fairly) accurately determine if classmates had EVER dyed and/or bleached their hair before.
Got to find out that my town is into choking, they just aren't good at doing it safely.
CUE existential crisis
Got to hold a brain (a real one, VERY wrinkly VERY textured)
Got to hold a swollen heart (some sort of heart disease)
Got to hold lungs (VERY spongey)
Get to touch fat (slimy and greasy, ew)
CUE existential crisis
Decided I never wanted to smell formaldehyde EVER AGAIN
Got to collect evidence from a real crime scene my teacher put together for us in an empty class room.
There were bloody footprints from shoes she borrowed from a fellow teacher.
Gave a presentation on who was the culprit and why for our final.
In the presentation my friend presented the last few slides
At the same time as the presentation, a Senior event was happening (involving the whole school) so I'm Feeling 22 played over the loud speakers during our presentation.
As my friend was finishing the slide the song was on full blast so the end of our presentation went like:
"And Mr. C took the hammer," EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIGHT "and he swung once," IF WE JUST KEEP DANCING "twice, three times!" LIKE WE'RE TWENTY TWO-O-O
Thanks Taylor, you really enhanced our forensic science final lol
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crybabypastels · 8 months ago
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Persona has taught me that all my classrooms have an ad riddled online guide to the all the answers, even for the midterm but... Why aren't I finding anything for my classes???
Any hints on where to look appreciated 🙏🏽
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kkat-astrophic · 3 months ago
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*my friend sitting weirdly*
Me: Hey (friend nearby with laptop out) search up L from Deathnote, that's how you're sitting dude.
Him: How dare you, I take deep offense to that statement.
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kraang5 · 3 months ago
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Why do we have to write English and math tomorrowwwwwww…
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ch0cocrave · 1 month ago
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Someone screamed "LUCAS!!!!" in the hallway and all I could think of was clock ;-;
HELP
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lilithloves-you · 18 days ago
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Someone just called me a snitch because I told the teacher boss baby was playing?? My fucking bad?? No need to name call??
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solidwater05 · 1 year ago
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We (me +3 other people) were supposed to draw a human silhouette, and since it looked honestly awful, I decided it would be hilarious to draw a fully stylized, good-looking hand
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[ID: a blurry picture of a crudely drawn human, with a well defined, semi-realistic hand. /End ID]
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thenegoteator · 6 months ago
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unicornsaures · 7 months ago
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I WOKE UP 4 MINUTES BEFORE MY BUS CAME..I MEAN I MADE IT ON TIME BUT JFC I HAD A HEART ATTACK
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subparcarrion · 9 months ago
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made this bullshit for shits and giggles on my phone one day, so kindly ignore the quality. :}}
i don't know what possessed me to make this but clearly something about school ice packs and nausea does a lot :33...
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