#school shenanigans

[axos-oddities]

Anya as secretary of health and human services is so real I love my school sometimes <333

[ch0cocrave]

I remember this specific time on Friday school [ our school normally doesn't have school on Fridays but you come if you have work to do and all that ] and I got distracted looking at the ab wiki at school, and the teacher noticed this and she said "get off battle wiki" cause she saw it through go-guardian [ I FUCKING HATE IT SM ] and now its kinda became a joke with me and my friends, like whenever i'm on my chromebook on anything rlly, they say " GET OFF BATTLE WIKI" and I find it hilarious XD

[solidwater05]

They made us play green light red light and I got stuck in a very uncomfortable and lowkey painful position, and the teacher spontaneously disqualified me even though I was completely still, so I took the chance to stand normally, and THEN she said I moved for real [PT: and then she said I moved for real. /End PT]. Piece of shit

[thenegoteator]

This thesis is going very badly and I am being so brave about it

[wetwareproblem]

Tempted to add to the "most fucked up thing that happened to you in school" thread, but honestly don't know what qualifies as most:

The time they thought I was a school shooter;

The time they deliberately made me miss my bus and eventually called the cops because I wouldn't let them steal from me;

Or the time I got expelled over a Batman joke.

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[unicornsaures]

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[plutotimeslot]

forensic science class shenanigans

In Junior Year (3rd) of High School I took a forensic science class. Normally classes had around 30 kids, but this was a new class at the school so there was only 15 weirdos in this one.

Loved the class, loved the teacher, learned a lot. Here's what happened.

Found out how absolute shit human memory is

Found out what bugs will eat me when I die

CUE existential crisis

Talked A LOT about geometry and what blood spatters can tell you

Talked about how if you purposely use your nondominant hand to kill someone, you can tell they are using the wrong hand. (with blood spatter patterns)

Laughed about criminals' stupidity

Laughed about police's stupidity

Put fiber and our own hair under a microscope

Was able to (fairly) accurately determine if classmates had EVER dyed and/or bleached their hair before.

Got to find out that my town is into choking, they just aren't good at doing it safely.

CUE existential crisis

Got to hold a brain (a real one, VERY wrinkly VERY textured)

Got to hold a swollen heart (some sort of heart disease)

Got to hold lungs (VERY spongey)

Get to touch fat (slimy and greasy, ew)

CUE existential crisis

Decided I never wanted to smell formaldehyde EVER AGAIN

Got to collect evidence from a real crime scene my teacher put together for us in an empty class room.

There were bloody footprints from shoes she borrowed from a fellow teacher.

Gave a presentation on who was the culprit and why for our final.

In the presentation my friend presented the last few slides

At the same time as the presentation, a Senior event was happening (involving the whole school) so I'm Feeling 22 played over the loud speakers during our presentation.

As my friend was finishing the slide the song was on full blast so the end of our presentation went like:

"And Mr. C took the hammer," EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIGHT "and he swung once," IF WE JUST KEEP DANCING "twice, three times!" LIKE WE'RE TWENTY TWO-O-O

Thanks Taylor, you really enhanced our forensic science final lol

[lilithloves-you]

Someone just called me a snitch because I told the teacher boss baby was playing?? My fucking bad?? No need to name call??

[crybabypastels]

Persona has taught me that all my classrooms have an ad riddled online guide to the all the answers, even for the midterm but... Why aren't I finding anything for my classes???

Any hints on where to look appreciated 🙏🏽

[kkatastrophic]

*my friend sitting weirdly*

Me: Hey (friend nearby with laptop out) search up L from Deathnote, that's how you're sitting dude.

Him: How dare you, I take deep offense to that statement.

[kraang5]

Why do we have to write English and math tomorrowwwwwww…

[ch0cocrave]

we gave our secret santa gifts in my friend group I hang with at school AND DUDE OH MY GAHAHJVDBHJWKE @craftyworx got me or whatever and they bought me ab pins from like Etsy or ebay?? idk they're not here yet BUT JIDKVGWUAJKDNHKJBDHJWBDHUW OMGVSHANSGVQFE >:]]]]]

And another one of my friends got me a bird plush and duck feathers XDDD

[solidwater05]

We (me +3 other people) were supposed to draw a human silhouette, and since it looked honestly awful, I decided it would be hilarious to draw a fully stylized, good-looking hand

[ID: a blurry picture of a crudely drawn human, with a well defined, semi-realistic hand. /End ID]

[thenegoteator]

[subparcarrion]

made this bullshit for shits and giggles on my phone one day, so kindly ignore the quality. :}}

i don't know what possessed me to make this but clearly something about school ice packs and nausea does a lot :33...

[unicornsaures]

I WOKE UP 4 MINUTES BEFORE MY BUS CAME..I MEAN I MADE IT ON TIME BUT JFC I HAD A HEART ATTACK