#nonhuman au

[unrealityshift]

|| 代わりの利かない // アタシを探して

[meihouwangslittlecumslut]

Anyways it's time for my silly little arc v au

Yuya: dragon

Ruri: swan (she will steal your car keys)

Yuto: vengeful ghost (take a wild guess who murdered him)

Yuri: nekomata

Yugo: shiba inu (his ears are just out of shot)

[emsleyanbluejay]

Brain says Julia is a pixie or half lesser fae. Heart says Julia is a demon.

[jeks-tgs]

@melodiouswhite

A cervitaur is like a centaur, but instead of the lower half being a horse, it's a deer! For my Nonhuman AU, Henry is specifically a fallow deer cervitaur!

Bonus: Henry meeting his first friend as a fawn uwu

[yoosungs-blush]

Golden Puppy Boy | AU

For Day 4 of @yoosungweek . It’s a bit shorter and probably doesn’t make sense, but I did just finish my school assignment 30 minutes before the deadline so I was hoping to finally get some sleep to celebrate~! Oh and to everyone who responded to my 3rd post, thank you! I didn’t realise it would feel so good to hear I made someone cry, but I feel proud of that post and it means a lot that other readers elicited such a response ^^

So pretty much every Yoosung writer ever has compared our boy to a puppy, right? So… why not change the simile to a metaphor this time? hehe. I don’t really know the specific AU category - I’ve never really done the whole AU thing.

With an excited grin, you practically bounced inside the pet shop doors, waving to the girl behind the counter; inhaling deeply. There was something about the smell of petshops - the aqua scent coming from the fish tanks tucked in the corner; the warm aroma of hay that was home to guinea pigs and bunnies; most importantly, the sweet smell of the puppies that yapped and nipped at each other in a pen just across from the counter.

You’d waited a long time for this moment; it was time to choose your companion for the next ten years.

Approaching the pen, you eyed the golden springer spaniel puppies as they had the time of their lives. The smallest of them was doing its absolute best to keep up - play-biting the ankles of its brothers and sisters and teasing them with a wag of his tail. There were seven puppies in total and each had a different coloured collar around its neck - each one part of a rainbow.

The smaller one that you still couldn’t take your eyes from was adorned with a bright green collar and when he spun around with a cheerful bark - tail wagging continuously without pause - you locked eyes with him for a second. Long enough for you to have become totally smitten.

“Would you like to hold one of them?” The girl asked you with a smile, and you nodded eagerly, planning how to best capture Green Collar, who had returned to aiding his siblings in their game.

There! He had wandered close to the edge of the pen and you carefully scooped him up in both hands; his golden fur silky against your skin. You had to stop yourself from squealing in delight.

“You’re so soft~” You cooed, massaging one of his little golden ears. For a few seconds he attempted to wriggle out of your grip, his eyes still fixed on the game going on below him. But he soon found out that he quite enjoyed your pampering - instead turning to face you with a happy grunt, which unbeknownst to him, completely melted your heart.

You had expected him to be far too heavy for you to hold for very long - even if he was the smallest - but you’d been pampering him for almost ten minutes, murmuring and cooing, and your arms had yet to voice their complaints. Of course, it helped that the golden puppy had crawled up one side of you, his paws now clinging over your shoulder while the rest of him sat comfortably in your arms.

“Does this mean you like me too?” You asked him with an amused smile.

As if to prove your point, he enthusiastically licked your ear with a happy yap. Too cute! Too! Cute!

Although it wasn’t so cute when he attempted to inhale your LOLOL pendant... 

When it came to adopting your new best friend, you were asked for a name to put on the papers. You eyed the white star-shaped patch splayed across his chest and laughed.

“Yoosung… what d’ya think? Do you like that name?”

“Arf!”

“Then… I dub thou Yoosung - may you use your ability to bend the will of those vulnerable to extreme cuteness and your adorable enthusiasm with great responsibility!”

“Arf!”

[ko2vo]

Backyard Angel

[l0gitex]

the 1 redeeming quality to any sort of modern au's -- the endless outfit possibilities.

[landwriter]

2!

Hounds of Love by The Futureheads. Oh! What a gem!! I first loved this song when I was a wee bab and rediscovered it this past summer. It, along with all my top songs, was on a summer driving playlist which is why it is so insanely high haha. There's a sort of lovely pastoral wildness to this and I think that suits our lads so well.

An outdoorsy AU with competence kink out the wazoo, where Dream is a bird specialist at a wildlife rehabilitative centre, who becomes a minor TikTok celebrity (much to his enormous apathy) when the centre starts doing interpretive meet-birds events and the internet falls in love with this dour hottie who only smiles when he's talking about birds (Matthew, naturally, runs the account). Hob is a hunter - bow, mostly - who is regrettably very on TikTok, very on all social media - he hates the term but he is unquestionably an 'influencer'. He just likes sharing his knowledge and passion, alright? And the gear sponsorships are nice.

He sees Dream, and sees, mostly, a really great collab opportunity, so he messages him, and Dream (who is Matthew, and just shouted HOB FUCKING GADLING? IN MY DMs? at his phone when he got the message, immediately sets up a meeting at the centre. Then he breaks the news to Dream, specifically when Dream is holding Jessamy, so he can't be murdered.)

Dream, of course, expects Hob to be some like, swaggering font of red-blooded machismo talking points, and suspects Hob is only popular because he looks like an advertisement in Outdoor Living. (Matthew showed him pictures.) He disregards Matthew, who says Hob is actually super cool, because Matthew has terrible taste and would be the first to admit it. But his interest is piqued when Lucienne also knows who Hob is. It turns out Hob is deeply involved in nature and wildlife conservancy. Gives talks at schools. Gets involved with land protection initiatives. Teaches orienteering to youth. But everyone seems to expect him to hate Hob, which he would find faintly insulting except that he also expects himself to hate Hob. He doesn't. Not that much. Even when he shows up in a plaid shirt that is made of 'technical' fabric, because he's smart and excited to talk to Dream about birds, has an encyclopedic knowledge of the history of falconry, and most importantly, Jessamy takes to him immediately.

They run into each other again at a renaissance fair, another thing Dream hates but has been strong-armed into doing, and so they are both dressed in very silly clothes when it happens: the first time Hob watches Dream demonstrate falconry, the first time Dream watches Hob use a longbow made from a yew tree he fell himself, the first time they go from a wary sort of respect for one another to a wanting.

Dream, who has a recurring fantasy about running away from it all, listens to Hob tell tracking stories and thinks, If I went into the woods, you would find me. But he doesn't want to run from Hob - except sometimes, when he sees Hob chew on his lip consideringly before giving a thoughtful answer about the guiding industry, or when Hob grins wildly at the crowd after his archery demonstration, and most of all, when Hob phones him out of the blue one day - he doesn't text, he phones - sounding a little breathless with excitement, and asks Dream if he wants to come with him for a week in the mountains, on "probably a wild goose chase" and promises "all sorts of birds if nothing else." (Hob had meant to only share the news with Dream. Fuck, he thinks. I am so fucked.)

He says yes, for the birds, of course, and tells Matthew the next time he's at the centre.

"So what's the wild goose chase?" asks Matthew.

Dream plumbs his memory of the phone call and says, "Hob told me he received a bighorn sheep tag." Matthew gapes at him.

"Holy shit," says Matthew. "He's in love with you."

"He is certainly not."

"Uh, no, respectfully boss, he 'certainly' is. Lucienne!" he shouts, "Hob invited Dream to come out on his Dall sheep tag. What the fuck, right?"

Lucienne comes in and raises her eyebrows. "Oh dear," she says. She's smiling.

"What," says Dream. "It's a sheep. I don't understand."

Lucienne and Matthew exchange a glance.

"Him. I cannot believe Hob chose him," says Matthew.

"Love works in mysterious ways," says Lucienne.

"I am right here," says Dream.

Matthew turns to him, "Have fun in Alberta," he says.

this would ft. nights of wild stars, rugged terrain, type ii fun, sexual tension around a campfire, homoerotic form checks, tent sharing, dream glassing beautiful birds with hob's $3000 binoculars while hob stares at him in abject adoration, dream watching hob strip off his clothes and jump into an alpine lake, and refusing to join him out of pretended prudishness when it's really because he's suddenly so hard it hurts, camp coffee, confessions about themselves instead of confessions about their feelings for each other, sore muscles for a VARIETY of reasons, and lots of allegories about wildness and taming and running away from things, and SO MUCH COMPETENCE KINK, friends. so much. i would probably write it like - act one them leading their separate lives, their desires and aches etc., act two - meetcute and circling one another, act three - The Trip. this one has a very happy ending i can tell

[spiteful-lvsts]

Just saw your borrower au post and I'm sitting here thinking what if it was the reverse. Like reader is the borrower who's been using this phone that someone lost who knows how long ago to play genshin cause the app was already on it and they got curious. So now reader is being isekaied into a sagau teyvat and everyone is freaking out cause "OH SHIT THEIR GRACE COULD BE CRUSHED!!" cause you're so tiny... also what if the vision holders start making little additions to their clothes for when you visit them so you can safely walk around with them, like... a soft lined tiny pocket near shoulder level with a zipper that's accesses from the inside of the pocket so if there's danger while you're with them you wouldn't like fall out and be smushed... also imagine they have tiny clothes tailored for you in the nicest fabrics and materials they can get, and they have like small dollhouses (that each resemble the style of houses of their nation) for you to live in while with them cause even the teapot would be too big for you... plus that's the travelers possession anyway so it kinda feels wrong to me to assume you'd just automatically have access to it.

Yeah!!! Personally I prefer borrower characters bc it’s easier to write + borrower!reader kinda, falls into a fic related tangent that tends to make me miserable lol (but that’s a spiteposting post for a later day-)

Anyways back to your idea- borrower reader would be cute too! Plus the image of tiny reader struggling to reach the buttons on each side is sending me BJDBDKDNDK but like

The comedic potential of borrower!reader not being found at first, the epitome of “Welp, same shit different day dimension” and they start living in the walls of angel’s share or something

Borrower!reader living out the ghibli secret world of arriety DREAM

But also pov you’re venti or kaeya, it’s late and you’re still at the bar, drunk off of your ass. And out the corner of your eye you see a tiny person run across the floor that looks almost EXACTLY like the creator/player/overseer

Who would believe you??? Jean certainly isn’t paid enough to deal with this-

Though there’d certainly be rumors going around with the kids about the reader, like you know how sometimes kids would make “houses” for fairies on the playground? They would start making little makeshift shelters in the hopes that “the overseer’s fairy will visit!!” And I’m sure a certain spark knight would catch wind of this and start doing so as well-

[unrealityshift]

wearing human skin

[meihouwangslittlecumslut]

Okay here's the silly little au designs ❤

The basic premise of this au is that no one's human

Vector: fallen angel

Shark and rio: basically fish people

Micheal/trey: living doll

Thomas/quattro: living puppet

Christopher/quinton: interdimensional being possessing the body of a dead child

Yuma: deer/goat

Kite and haruto: lop rabbits

Mizar: dragon

[emsleyanbluejay]

I- I don’t have an excuse for this.

[majickth]

Hiya, dm tango and au guppies anon here. Sorry for sending so many anon asks but once I started writing the "thing u want to say but no one's asked yet" one I got hit by a brainworm of the tek variety and didn't want to be weird and spam you askbox so I just hid ma face and asked anyways.

I still have many Tango Thoughts(tm) but I gotta ask how's Keralis doing in Hermit Hollow.

(Yes, my Tango thoughts are regarding the Create crew and I will probably come yell at the void about that at some point, but I also want to know about the individual Hermits before letting the brainrot win)

It’s no bother at all!! Love answering stuff about the au, I’m just really happy people like it :D

I talked about Keralis here, but in short he runs the old Pass n Gas station a little ways out of town. He’s a bit of an enigma to the townsfolk themselves, what with those big ol’ hypnotizing eyes, but he’s still part of Hermit’s Hollow.

That being said, I do like the thought of Tango ignoring the warnings and somehow befriending Keralis. He even manages to convince him to come over on game nights. Just, uh, on the condition that he leaves his ‘Princess’ back at the pond.

Also please share your Tango thoughts, the Create crew is just !!!

[jeks-tgs]

Ya boy been thinkin bout... cervitaur Jekyll...

[tri-punisher]

hi so this is something me and @whatever-you-can-give-me​ talked about

(reblogs > likes!)

[singswan-springswan]

rexsoka in the werewolf au

since my au is a modern with magic kinda thing the way I incorporate the war will be vague and convoluted. First of all it comes when Ahsoka turns 18 because we don't support child soldiers and stuff. for all intents and purposes, Rex is like 20 at that point. the politics behind it and whatever palps does isn't super important and frankly I don't feel like thinking about that bc it's too complicated and I only have so many braincells. what's important is that Anakin becomes a general (somehow. again, not concerned with the technicalities---though we are concerned about the mental stability of whoever decided that would be a good idea). Rex and the 501st consist of volunteers who are assigned under Anakin's command. Many of them are part of Rex's family somehow haha. he has a huge family.

anyway a few months into the war a lot of them are kidnapped and made into cindaku like I described in this post since palps is a warlock as we recall and wanted to play around with that weird dark magic and kriff. Rex and many of the boys return to the 501st after this horrifying episode, despite the option to be discharged. they are infuriated and even more inspired to continue fighting (having assumed that the perpetrator was working for the separatists). of course, the body horror n all that kinda freaks them out. they don't tell anyone what happened when they were POWs because a) it shouldn't be possible and b) they don't know who to trust. obviously they trust anakin but not to handle the situation gracefully and like fair. so they're trying to figure out how to control their supernatural sides (while palps is also trying to figure out how to control their supernatural sides) and at the same time they have a war to fight so it's pretty standard chaos.

then ahsoka enters the scene. She's 19 when she joins up because she went to an academy that guaranteed her a position as an officer instead of enlisting as soon as the war started so she's appointed as Anakin's commander. He has mixed feelings about it because that's his little sister and he's seen how brutal this war is and doesn't want it to hurt her at all but at the same time he knows she'll be great and he can't wait to see her in action and brag about what a cool person she is. He proudly introduces her to Rex and that's where the fun begins.

As soon as they step into the same room, the air tastes like ozone. their eyes lock, their hackles raise, and every nerve in their bodies screams danger enemy danger so they're totally on edge right off the bat and Anakin is just standing there with his hands on his hips glancing back and forth between them like is this sexual tension or?

it's not sexual tension. although they both have the subtle thought of oh no she's/he's hot floating in the back of their minds. It's just some classic dog/cat stand off that neither of them can place. and it's doubly disorienting because like rex is a golden retriever and Ahsoka is peak cat behavior. the reason Rex and the rest of the men didn't have this reaction to Anakin when they were rescued is because they already had a developed relationship with him before they were turned into shapeshifters and they had a pretty deep bond. plus also he was definitely the one to find and free them (with some help from obi-wan and friends because cody was also kidnapped) so their experiences override the innate instinct to view him as a hostile. They don't have this benefit when it comes to Ahsoka and I think that's hilarious.

instinctively they want to hate her so much. being in the same room as her is enough to set everyone on edge and make them super uncomfortable, which is really inconvenient because she has to give them orders and stuff. but they all come around quickly. they see that she genuinely cares for them, that she supports them whenever they need it, that she's willing to protect them with her life. They eventually overcome the persistent impression of something being not quite normal about her and learn to trust her the way they trust Anakin.

at the same time, they're assimilating each other into their found families, as they do. Domino twins have adopted her. there's no going back. Rex meanwhile rapidly starts to think of Ahsoka as his best friend. they have little in common---he's strict and professional while she's borderline feral and weirdly mystic---but the way they work is so seamless. she's so warm and caring, she's brave and confident, and always willing to listen, and a few times Rex thinks it might be okay to tell her what he really is. but there's a war going on; there's no time for that sort of drama. besides, it's not just his secret to share. it involves all his vode too, and he shouldn't make that call for everyone. but a guy can fantasize a little bit. not that he would. he's too focused and selfless for that 💀

lol this goes both ways tho. ahsoka says this is my bestie rex and introduces him to everyone like that. sorry barris. (barris understands. she has a bird's eye view and all the wherewithal to ship them to the nth degree). Ahsoka likes that rex is so firm and unflinching. he's super cool and kickbutt. he's also crazy smart, a mad strategist, and he's always commanding and collective which is way more than she can say for other guys her age, kriff. also he's hot. like that's definitely something to consider. she's contemplated biting him many times, or at least telling him that she's a wolf blood, but there's a war going on and she wouldn't put that on him when they have more important things to keep track of. she would never bite him without first explaining everything in detail because Anakin told her what happened when half the battalion was captured and Ahsoka could never bring herself to deprive Rex of his freedom in that way.

Ahsoka likes to compliment Rex on his incredible reflexes. whenever she does it around the rest of the men they all kind of just laugh nervously and give each other weird looks LOL 😭 one time Tup said Ahsoka smelled like wet dog because she walked into the tent and it was raining outside and Rex almost SKINNED that poor kitty even though she did omg I'm so funny what else? hmmm, Ahsoka found a jar of pickles in a town they passed through and was eating them as a snack and everyone got spooked by them before realizing they were pickles. She pulls one out of the jar in front of Rex and he jumps on top of the fridge. they stare at each other in disbelief for a solid few minutes. one time Rex got hit in the head with a stick that fell off a tree or something and in a fit of unchecked rage he yeeted it as hard as he could. Having just arrived on scene and clueless to the context, Ahsoka impulsively runs it down and brings it back. she grins and tells him that was fun. Rex's brain short circuits. Fives loans him a braincell. he throws the stick again. She brings it back again.

I think the reveal should happen in the middle of a battle because let's face it that's how they roll haha. the image in my mind right now is the classic Anakin and Ahsoka throwing Rex off the wall while it's exploding except he lands on his feet because he's a cat meanwhile anakin breaks his arm and dislocates both shoulders and Ahsoka is put into a coma. Up until that point Anakin and Ahsoka haven't been so badly injured that they couldn't heal within a day or two and easily hide from Kix and Coric or at least take care of each other, but now they're forced to see the medic for once and Kix doesn't know what to do with their weird biology he's just crying holding the test results like bro are you even human meanwhile Anakin is momentarily high on all the meds kix gave him and he's just babbling like "rex landed on his feet. he landed on his feet and didn't get hurt. rex landed. on his feet. on his feet oh force. we were thirty meters from the ground and there were explosions and he landed like a kriffing ballerina." and rex is just sitting outside sweating buckets like kriff kriff kriff i'm dead we're all dead because what he did shouldn't have been possible and he's just praying to the force that anakin and ahsoka won't remember. they do.

Ahsoka wakes up in a few hours which gives kix a flipping heart attack because she'd sustained a traumatic brain bleed then healed almost completely in less than a day and got up her same chipper self and turns to anakin who's chilling in the next cot over no longer high with both arms in slings looking very stupid (she takes the obligatory time to make fun of him for this) then just kinda raises her eyebrows like "so rex huh" he landed before they did so they had like two seconds to see him stick it before making contact.

They corner him after sneaking out of the medbay. Ahsoka apprehends him because Anakin still has those slings and can't really move 💀 then they both grill him about his impossible landing which may or may not have involved some sparkles (it was hard to tell with all the dust). they bring up every other instance where he performed just beyond the bounds of human capability, citing also his unusual bend towards catlike reactions and demand an explanation. he resists them for a surprisingly long time, still believing it's not his place to tell them, but eventually he breaks and spills everything. he's just so tired of keeping it secret, and they convince him that they'll keep it between themselves. He's somewhat ashamed that he caved and told them, feeling like he betrayed his brothers, but those feelings are pushed to the back of his mind when Ahsoka finally stops gaping at him and laughs out loud. "Well, I'm glad I didn't bite you." She snorts.

His brain is so fried this poor man. Anakin says they're werewolves. it makes too much sense for Rex to even ask for proof.

Cody and Obi-wan are observing this all from a distance nursing mild migraines because they told each other pretty much as soon as Cody and his vod'ike returned and actually have functional communication skills. They're just watching the 501st burn in chaos and are too weary to do anything except let it all happen.