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Calling myself an aspd sociopath not in the "I think the diagnostic labels forced upon me are a valid and scientifically sound to describe my experience" way but in a "reclaiming a slur" kind of way

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enough of this "androids who dream of being human" shtick. more androids who love being androids, and are lowkey sorry for humans bc that shit sounds exhausting

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Who is the biggest hater in history?

Me when I'm in a mood

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start saying "im gonna kill somebody" instead of "im gonna kms" to introduce a positive, pro-active mindset ☺️

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the skill of going "jesus i just dont fucking care" and scrolling on

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Grounding techniques don't really work for me especially in public... "five things I can see" I see a bunch of people pissing me off

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Public speaking is actually really easy if you don't respect a single soul in that room. I've had an incredibly easy time delivering speeches when I hated everybody I saw and they all thought I did amazing because my disdain was read as confidence. I don't have any tips for you I'm just telling you a fact

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I love pretending to be normal in social settings bc it’s like how long will it take until they find out a screw is absolutely loose. how long can I keep this going for

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It’s very ironic to me that, in discussions surrounding Cluster B personality disorders, people with NPD (who are very sensitive to perceived insults/criticism) are unfairly maligned to the point of being labelled inherently abusive, and people with HPD (who have a strong desire for attention) are forgotten about/ignored.

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sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

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I used to be more stereotypically “sociopathic” growing up. Vindictive, violent, manipulative, irresponsible, self-absorbed, and even experiencing a lot of homicidal ideation. I remember seeing a lot of children talk about how they wanted to kill people in an obviously-unauthentic attempt to make themselves look cool, mysterious, edgy, or like some Creepypasta character. I knew, even though I was young and didn’t know why I was the way I was, that I couldn’t be open about my experiences because of this. I didn’t believe I was like that, but I didn’t want to make myself look that way regardless. It made it a lot harder to cope with my symptoms.

Even as an adult who understands myself a lot more and is doing “better” in a lot of ways, I still feel, to an extent, that I will come off as cringe or inauthentic if I am truly open.

I feel like I can’t share when I relate to a concept or a character without some annoying little shit arguing that I must not understand what I’m saying if so or that I must simply be purely evil (my personality isn’t really portrayed as being part of anything that isn’t simultaneously very harmful) OR lying.

Does anyone else find other people with aspd describing it cringe or fake on reflex even though you’re like wait that’s literally just what I’m like, it’s like some weird internalised ableism?

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That’s… quite an unpleasant possibility, but I can imagine it being true in some cases, especially when it comes to NPD (due to the countless articles on how to destroy a narcissist.)

It’s very ironic to me that, in discussions surrounding Cluster B personality disorders, people with NPD (who are very sensitive to perceived insults/criticism) are unfairly maligned to the point of being labelled inherently abusive, and people with HPD (who have a strong desire for attention) are forgotten about/ignored.

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no one appreciates that i could be a million times worse